FULL SHOW #185: HAYLEY'S GOT SOME HORRIBLE TIMING

FULL SHOW #185:

HAYLEY'S GOT SOME HORRIBLE TIMING..ADELAIDE, CAN YOU RELATE?

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the Free.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
iHeart app Haley and Max in the morning.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
With these two together, anything can happen.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Well, Hello, good morning, Good to see you, Haley Pearson,
Max Berfood.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Hello, everybody.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
A treat for you guys today.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Every single person that gets on air with us? If
you just pick up the phone and dark third and one.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Two three and talk to us about anything, getting tickets
to go se Letny Kravitz.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Baby, this is so exciting.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Lenny Kraviatz is coming to Adelaide.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
Don't look at me like I've got a song ready,
because I don't.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
It's like the whole I'll just keep doing the guitars.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
What don't you sing one for us?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Do you get.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
If only we had an entire library of songs, including
Lenny Kravitz.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Sorry, I was busy.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
It's like the whole city last night.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
I was in there last ya A long city is.

Speaker 6 (01:11):
Getting ready to this weekend, and that like getting into
the city is so hard with.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
All the roadblocks and the roadworks and all that crap.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Actually, did you get stung again this morning?

Speaker 7 (01:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:22):
But no, but no, I'm talking about last night. So
there's even signs saying like event in progress.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
It's not in progress yet.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
And then they're building it.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I know, but it's so hard to get into Rundle
Street last night. Everyone's like dodging each other and people
go psycho.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I am a big advocate for this event, even if
you don't like the cars, because it brings hundreds of thousands.
I know, I know, all right, it just means that
the people that live in your pocket of the world
where I used to live, have to put up with
traffic for like two weeks.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Yeah, I just want to check. So Haley on Sunday,
you got stung by the road closures Monday?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Monday, yeah, Tuesday night, Yeah, probably tomorrow morning.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
You know this morning.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
This morning, I was like, do you know what, I'm
just going to go through, see what happens, see if
it's all gone.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Hailey's done a few hot laps just in case.

Speaker 8 (02:16):
Pitch straight looking good this morning, al right, every call
against Leandy Kravitz tickets. He's bringing his Blue Electric Light
to A twenty twenty five to the BP had late
Grand Final on Saturday, November twenty nine, joined by special
guests jet So can I get my way tickets on
sale now from Ticketmaster?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
You get Lenny Kravitz tickets. You also get tickets to
the race. I assume because they are one and the same.
I'm almost certain of that.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Okay, well, this is pretty amazing.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Sucking to that on your Saturday.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
This is every call against guys thirty one or two,
three starts now.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
It starts next when we play our early morning game.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
You cool?

Speaker 5 (02:51):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Alright with Haley Max in the morning and a thousand
bucks on the way, and plus your chance.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
To get over to Lady Gaga in Melbourne. That's happening too.

Speaker 9 (03:02):
Haleien maxers your first cause.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
So this time yesterday, Hailey Pierson said she hated the
game and wanted to change the game.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
And what when where where?

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Morning?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
You don't even know the game.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I don't know what it is all the time.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Walked in in a panic into the studio and said,
eyes wide, oh.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
My god, we didn't figure out the new game.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Yeah, And I said, no, it's right, I've got you
will do the old game, knowing full well that I
was going to throw under the bus right now.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
And the new game is yours. Whatever it is, take
it away.

Speaker 6 (03:32):
No, No, I thought we'll do the old game because
I won yesterday. I was happy with it.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Which one? We've played so many of this? Which one
are we doing?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Who where?

Speaker 10 (03:37):
No?

Speaker 5 (03:38):
I haven't prepared for it. I've got nothing for Oh you.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Lied to me, there I did.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
You said twenty four hours ago you were going to
we're doing a new game because you were sick of
the other one.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Okay, on the spot, you have to create a new
early morning game for a one hundred dollars chart.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Time about you or is yours?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Right now?

Speaker 6 (03:53):
Someone in this room is wearing something that smells like
old wet dog. You need to guess who that person
is and what they're wearing that smells like old wet dog.
We have just had this chat off there someone It
could be me, No, it could be me, It could

(04:13):
be Max, and it.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Could be Burdo. Someone who stinks like where's the passive
play along? How does everyone who's not right now?

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Thirty one? O two three? Who smells like us?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Who smells like us?

Speaker 6 (04:29):
Someone's rocked out and they've left too much wet washing
in the washing machine and they've let it just sit
there overnight.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
This is sink.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
This is how you want to give away Lenny Kravits.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
Tickets, Yeah, and Chata chattera Bubble team, Lenny Crabits.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Who smells in the studio? It's the secret smell.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
The worst radio game ever. Smell.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
It's just like the secret sound. But we're talking about
a smell.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Okay, who's got it? And what are they wearing?

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Is it? Is it shorts? Is it a T shirt?
Is it a hat? What smells? Hey, it's my game
thirty one O.

Speaker 8 (05:02):
Two three, now early morning game.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Let's see if there's some legs in this one might
whatever a couple of days, shall we time celebrating twenty
years of Bubble Tea with the launch of the iconic
og premium Pearl Milk tea bolder, richer and more delicious
one hundred bucks to spend there, plus you get on
the air, you win a double to Lenny Kravitz.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
This is what we're doing.

Speaker 6 (05:21):
Who smells? It's the secret smell? Someone in the studio
smells like old Wet Dog.

Speaker 11 (05:28):
Mix one point three Hayley and next in the morning
number one for fun in Adelaide Mix one O.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Two point three.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Okay, it's a brain new early morning game that Hailey
Pearson has just come up with.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
It sounds like this the secret smell.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
All right, that is my special little game we're doing.

Speaker 6 (05:49):
I was put on the spot and I came up
with it and it's great, and we have so many
people calling. What you're doing right now is you're guessing
there's one person in the studio who's come to work smelling.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Like wet dog.

Speaker 6 (05:59):
You need to guess who that person is and what
item of clothing clothing smells like wet dog.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, so we've got a whole bunch of calls coming
through here. I can see team in morph Vales. Yes,
Max's hoodie. Not wearing a hoodie. Tim, it's a good guest.
Trudy in Port Elliott says Haley's pants. Christina in Morson
Lake says Burjo's beanie. As much as I would like
to say Burgo's wearing a beanie right now, he's not.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
He's not. Jacy in Man's for Park saying maxis jeans.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
We haven't quite had the right combination of person and
clothing item.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
No, one's got to get I told you this game
was hard.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, I don't know if it's good. No, it's hard,
but I don't know if it's good.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
I'm giving it a crack. That's what I tell my
kids to do, Just give things a crack.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
We really are So what we need Adelaide for one
hundred dollars art times out, chair and tickets to go
and see Lenny Kravitz this week? Is you to pick
up the phone thirteen one oh two three, give us
one of the three people in the studio and one
item of clothing and tell us which what's what's it
called again?

Speaker 3 (06:53):
The Secrets?

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Oh my god, the best radio game ever.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Yeah, so no one's right at the moment. All right,
we're going to clear those lines and open more. Thirteen
one two three The Secret Smell. Haley Max on me
Mix one O two point three. How do you actually
the morning twenty one Carty some showers in Adelaide today,
Haleien maxis chart time voucher upper Grabs for this brand

(07:23):
new game Secret Smell.

Speaker 6 (07:29):
Can I just say I was put on the spot
because I said, yes, I didn't like the game, and
I was meant to come up with a new game
today and I forgot because I was busy living my life.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, it happens.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
I said, this is a very on the spot game,
but it's working because we're getting so many people call.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
The way that this game works is Haley has decided
that one person in this studio, so either Hailey Pierson,
Max Burford, or Ryan Burgess has an item of clothing
on that smells like musty laundry that hasn't been hung
up to dry properly.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
And that's a true story. That person has walked in
here or stinky.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
So you had to call us on thirty one oh
two three guess which person and which item of clothing
and the first person to correctly do that gets one
hundred dollars chart time, out chair and tickets to go
to the cars this Saturday and go see Lenny Gravitz.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Which is massive.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
We've had so many people call, thank you so much,
but we actually think we have well we know, I
know we've found the winner. Damien, Hello, what did you guess?

Speaker 12 (08:24):
I guess Pujo's T shirt.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, you've done it, Damien.

Speaker 13 (08:30):
Stinks this morning in Oh No, have you ever been
there before where you've done the washing and it's come
out wet and you've just forgotten about the wet washing.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
You've forgot to hang it up or you left it
in the washing machine for too long.

Speaker 14 (08:45):
Yes, I've done it.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
You know that smell?

Speaker 5 (08:48):
Yes I do.

Speaker 14 (08:49):
It's not nice.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
And it was a T shirt that was hanger hung
up to dry and it's been there for about four
days and I thought, yeah, that'll be fine, and I
just chucked it on this morning and burn out the
door so fast.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
In the car, I was like, oh my.

Speaker 14 (09:02):
When your body wars, when your body walt starts coming
out even more.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
It's like when you dry yourself this with a smelly
towel and it's all in your skin.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
It's so yak.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
But you can go shirtless if you want to.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Are you going to give that T shirt to Damien
as well?

Speaker 5 (09:17):
Yeah? You can have the T shirt as well made.

Speaker 15 (09:21):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
You have won our first and almost definitely only game
of the secret Smell.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Congratulations. What's just being so perfect?

Speaker 3 (09:36):
It's quite nice, is it? Yeah? No, it does feel
quite good. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Bad news for you if you happen to go to
the lily Put Church of England Infant School in paul Slash, Dorset.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
This school in the UK has banned students.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
From singing songs from K pop Demon Hunters, and they
have said that some members of the community have come
forward and.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Said, we'll stop.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
We're deeply uncomfortable because the movie references demons and we
shouldn't be having our children talk about demons.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Good those parents with way too much time on their hands.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
So the school banned them, and then they got a
whole bunch of letters from apparently some sensible parents saying
let's be real here. And now the school has revised
its physician and says there's going to be no disciplinary
action taking against the students for singing songs or wearing
merchandise from the show.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
Well, that's just dumb. Hopefully that doesn't happen in Adelaide.
I don't know if you remember at school things being banned.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Our entire year group got in trouble. We were in
year eleven and we got pulled aside by mister Doloro.
He stopped us after assembly and he goes year elevens,
you're staying behind, and we're like, we are in trouble,
aren't we. It was because one of the boys and
his dad they were cleaning out an old house and
in the old house there was like two hundred very
cheap plastic cigarette lighters which he had brought to school.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
You could throw them on the ground and they explode.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Because of the little fire inside it.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
So there's shards of colored plastic all over the school
yard because everyone had been throwing lighters on the ground,
and it was a real If I see any of
the slider around you, choky now, shokey.

Speaker 6 (11:14):
I actually feel really bad about this because it was
our markup day at Wolford. Some girls put fish inside
the pop plants and so it's stunk, and they began
to rot and wet chickens on the post fence, and
we just went a little bit wild. And from that
moment on, I don't know if it's changed now, but
make up Day was canceled from nineteen ninety nine onwards.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
So we want to know what was banned at your school.
Luke and Blake view oak Cotton.

Speaker 16 (11:40):
When you finished him, you'd fold the lid over, Yes,
you'd stomp on him, and then.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
As so, did you have no more chocolate milk after that?

Speaker 5 (11:49):
Look?

Speaker 9 (11:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (11:50):
And I used to get a daily though, like thank you.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Example, Beck's got a great story. Hello back.

Speaker 10 (11:56):
A particularly teacher of mine saw that I had a
troll doll pencil topper. You said that's inappropriate, so it's
like why And he said it was evil and he
was known for a bit of a like weird such
a humor. And I said, are you serious? Said yeah,
it has demonic spirits in it. So he confiscated it.
I never got it back, and I don't know what
the fate of the troll was. What year was this,

(12:16):
nineteen ninety nine?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
What's school back?

Speaker 10 (12:19):
This was a Tyndale Christian school.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
We will chase that down.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Sarah in Hanley Bridge, what's your story? What happened in
year ten?

Speaker 7 (12:30):
I wanted a pet mouse, real bad funny woman mum
finding it, so I would hide the mouse that I
brought from the local market and go to school. Oh
and I was going really well for a few weeks
until it decided poppets head out of my pocket. Within
a couple of weeks, everyone I'm handing mine and kids
being kids, so got away and the whole school was

(12:53):
invested with.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
My notorious breeders as well.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Oh my god, they keep making babies.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Gabriella and Taylor Bend take bandit your school.

Speaker 10 (13:02):
It's back.

Speaker 17 (13:02):
In two thousand and six that it was done when
big Brother had that turky slab incident.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Classic.

Speaker 17 (13:07):
Yes, we all got ban from having big Brother as
a topic conversation out of on school ground.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
So you weren't allowed to talk about it.

Speaker 17 (13:14):
No, they said, even at retest lunch, if you're heard
saying the word like, we'll call your parents, Like it's seriously.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Joe stab four part Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
So I went to add A full park and there's
the KFC right next door at the hub, and you
were allowed to go for lunch. What anyone was wagging
at KFC? KC were loving it because but everyone was
sitting in KFC with their feed up, wagging, doing all
sorts of stuff.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
So they banned KFC entirely. You couldn't go there. You
couldn't get any popcorn chicken.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
So I wonder how long ago was this?

Speaker 5 (13:46):
Twenty years ago?

Speaker 3 (13:47):
I wonder if it's still banned?

Speaker 6 (13:49):
If you go to AB four part High, can you
call us and let us know if it's still bad?

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Youn't a let her go to KFC.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah, we weren't allowed any fast food, weren't you.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
Yeah, and look at you now, and look at me.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Now, you've lost fifty healers.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
I had it there to lose it though, mate.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
The juicy business, the room was uncruelet.

Speaker 9 (14:12):
Healey's hot teeth less was.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Going on, guys, is really exciting. Scrubs is back, Scrubs.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
I loved Scrubs.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
Oh this was like brings me back to my UNI
days where I'd skip classes and I'd stay at home.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Mom and dare at work and I just watched Scrubs.
No super such a good show.

Speaker 6 (14:31):
They're bringing back all the main the main cast, the
ones that you just picture in your head.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Ye, the main three.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
They had like one or two seasons where there was
only one or two of the main cast right at
the back end of it, and they stuck.

Speaker 13 (14:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Now they've been like right, fifteen seasons on. We're doing it.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Again, doing it again, properly. Have a listen to this.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
I'm back, baby.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Do you know who those people are?

Speaker 1 (14:55):
You maybe try a different approach, maybe a little bit
more like doctor Cox.

Speaker 16 (14:59):
Listen up, newbies, Hilly Superstar there, Scooter, Beave, Bambi alone.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
It's all of them.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
They're all back.

Speaker 6 (15:07):
So that comes out in very which would be amazing.
And something else that's happening. Donald Trump, you know, whatever
you think of him.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
If he likes a.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
Movie, he'll go to the like a paramount and go,
excuse me, but I would like you to make another
another series of it.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
I want you to do rush Our four.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
They'll do it.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
I want you to do that.

Speaker 6 (15:25):
And so that's what's actually happening. He's like, it's my
favorite movie. I want rush Our four and they've given
him rush Out four?

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Is he Scottish? I can't do it Trump?

Speaker 5 (15:36):
It was almost.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
It was very Sean Connery.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
I had the best mrish.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yours was also Scottish.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Quite yeah, Tracy Grimshaw.

Speaker 6 (15:49):
Is the best is the best actor, which is actually
funny because he's, you know, known to be quite racist.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
But it's his favorite.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Movie, allegedly, allegedly, your honor.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
Kate Beckhamsale now she you would remember her from Serendipity
needs a.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Movie, right?

Speaker 5 (16:08):
No?

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Oh, that's Kate Bosworth.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
That's Kate's.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Yeah, is beautiful. Darny you're thinking of Lucy lou No,
that would be Donald Trump. That would be very dump anyway.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Kate Becon's how she's so beautiful. She's gone a little bit.

Speaker 6 (16:26):
Cray on Instagram because I have followed her for a while,
but something's just happened. He's been on Jimmy Kimble Live
and revealed that her daughter's boyfriend laid and egg.

Speaker 18 (16:38):
He said, I've laid an egg, And of course I
was like, okay, trying to pull focus on the cancer operation.
But it had a shell and a yoke.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Hold on a second. Yeah, And the egg came out
of his body.

Speaker 18 (16:50):
Yes, I'm not out of his mouth or ears. It
came out the boot that it would come out of
the hen.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
He came out of his egg, not his vagina.

Speaker 18 (17:00):
Yeah, And then he went to the bathroom and then
was very surprised to find that he had laid an egg.
He was genuinely scared and he you know, he was like,
it's got a full shell. It's to yoke and exercize
of a bird. He yes, he crushed it because he
was inside a yolk was inside.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
What the actual that didn't happen?

Speaker 3 (17:19):
But she showed him photos.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Of an egg.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Also, how would you know, like is it part of
whatever else comes out of you?

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Also, who's cracking that egg?

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Like even even if let's entertain the possibility that he
has pooed.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Out an egg, has she then gone in there and.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Picked up the egg and said, let's see if there's
a yolk inside with their bare hands and just crack
it into wipe my son in law's pool off of
my hand.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Look weird.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
Okay, all right, thank you for your hot tea today.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
I really appreciate that. Up.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
I'll be here this time tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Five minutes away from all the details you need to
win yourself, Lady Gaga, tickets in Melbourne's coming up.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Ever gone for a beer and looked around and gone
in a second, this is this. This isn't just a bar.
I'm a strip club.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
I have not done that before.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
No Nige Jones has. Nige is a counselor from Perth.
He's come over to Adelaide on a weekend recently for
some council business.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
He's gone to I don't know, a conference or whatever
the hell you do.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
And Nige has wandered into the Crazy Horse on Hailey Street.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
Street, probably the most obvious of strip clubs.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
I think everybody's been there from time to time.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
And if you haven't, let me described in front of
it for you.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
A gigantic neon sign that says crazy Horse revew review
with a clearly naked woman sitting on top of it
with her legs crossed. Niger's walked in there because he said,
couldn't sleep, just I had an early flight in the morning.
Want to go out for a beer. Pick the first
bar that was two minutes from.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Me because he stayed on Homeley Street.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
He didn't mate because Hamley Street is all bars.

Speaker 5 (18:59):
I walked in there.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
A few minutes later a girl walked out. She was
skimpily dressed, and that's when I realized what was going on.
So scull my beer and I left on.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
So it wasn't the blue lights or the volua chairs
or the pole in the middle of the room, the.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
Lady going I'll give you a lap dance for twenty
bars exactly.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Now, look, all of this is fine. You can go
to a strip club. You're an adult man, Nige, do
whatever you want. It's fine. There are much worse places
to have a beer.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
He then went home to Perth and he submitted an
expense expense claim for while he was away for costs
associated with the conference trip, including a beer at the
Crazy Harkse.

Speaker 6 (19:36):
So someone the taxman's picked up and gone mate, this
is how do we claim this?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Someone in the council has picked up and gone, now, Nige,
we all take the piddle a little bit here when we're.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Doing expense climbs. But the crazy horse were you doing there?

Speaker 5 (19:51):
Mate?

Speaker 2 (19:52):
I didn't realize it was a strip club? Guys?

Speaker 6 (19:55):
Did he put anything else on there? Did he get
any other services while he was there?

Speaker 3 (19:58):
No?

Speaker 1 (19:59):
So he's just had the one beer, apparently, And as
a result of that, he now has the Council on
his back, and he's been ordered to undertake an education
course on ethical decision making, and he also has to
provide a written reflection on his actions. So he's got
to go and write a little apology letter saying I

(20:19):
now know that as a counselor, a member elected counselor,
I shouldn't go to strip clubs and try and claim
it on expenses.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Can I just say?

Speaker 6 (20:30):
You know, when you get your records and it will
say where you spend your money?

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Right?

Speaker 3 (20:34):
So on his thing it would have said crazy horse.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
Do you think in his head he'll be like, oh,
they probably thought I was just going to go and
see some horses.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Yeah, they probably thought I was had a farm.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
He had a farm, has had a drink at a farm,
the fruit box at a farm.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
I had a beer at a farm that backward. I
think strip joints a really good place to do business.
Myself and a maid of mine who worked at an
appliance retailer, we sold a fridge at a.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Strip club to a stripper. What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (20:57):
She needed a fridge and we said come in on Monday.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
We got talking. God, what did you sell her? Was
it a smag?

Speaker 5 (21:08):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (21:08):
My god? All right?

Speaker 6 (21:10):
I want to hear on thirty one h two Three
worst timing stories.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
You know, those things are happening in your life and
you're like, that could not be worse timing? Why those
kind of stories?

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Why does everything bad happen to me? And no way else?

Speaker 6 (21:23):
Yeah, Like you get on a plane you go to
Fiji and the second you get on the plane, you
get or a tsunami.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Okay, different types of tsunamis all right.

Speaker 6 (21:32):
So my story is it's it's a Christmas party on
the weekend, the Adelady Christmas Party.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Okay, what day?

Speaker 3 (21:39):
So Saturday night?

Speaker 6 (21:40):
Right, So we've got We're going to okay restaurant in
the city. Roma We've got there's about seventeen eighteen staff
and we're bringing everyone's bringing their partners.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
So it's like there's like thirty five people.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Coming, right, it's big little Christmas.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:54):
So it's a big dinner and it's really exciting and
we've all worked so hard this year and it's just
I'm so looking forward to it, right, I.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Just want to let my hair down with the goal.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Yeah, and the guys as well.

Speaker 6 (22:06):
So anyway, it got to Monday the this week, and
because I can't think of day head at the moment,
I was like looking at my diary, going, oh, I'm
having a colonosca on Monday, Monday.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Morning, So when do I need to start my prep?

Speaker 2 (22:20):
And I spoke everyone had one of those. It's like
a you have to like irrigate You'll be.

Speaker 6 (22:26):
Yeah, you have to empty everything out and it's I've
done it before and you drink this disgusting drink and
you are on the toilet for days, and you kind
of got to start eating weird things early, like on Friday,
start eating, start chicken and like no seeds, no nuts,
all that stuff. Then on Saturday, I'm just going to
have like the clear broth diet so I can have

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jelly clear broth and then at two o'clock on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
I have to start this drink. Max. This is the
drink that makes you sit on the toilet for like
twenty four hours.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
And I'm guessing that it's not served on tap at
the restaurant you're going fig No.

Speaker 6 (23:01):
I would have to bring it so in my head
because I'm an oversharer and everyone knows me.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Everyone knows.

Speaker 6 (23:05):
I don't care if I have to go guys, I'm
going to the toilet. I was fine with that. I
was like, it's okay, I'll just go to dinner. No,
i won't be able to eat anything, but I'll just
go to the toilet every time. It'll be a funny thing.
And then the doctor's like, no, no, you will be
you need to be at home. You will be on
that toilet for the whole time.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
You can't be out. So I was like, this is
the worst thing in the world. I can't go to
my own Christmas.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Party because you are one of the adelaide.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
I am, yes, and it's all I wanted to do.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
So what we've actually done and I didn't make anyone
do this, but they've moved it to lunch time, so
now I can go at twelve o'clock and have like
a normal little lunch before I have to start my attend.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
If we were looking forward to offloading our child and
having a night out and now we have to parent
in the afternoon again, you didn't.

Speaker 6 (23:49):
Ask anyone to do this. In fact, when they told
me they moved it for me, I cried because I
was so happy you should be there.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Nice of you to ask Burj to go, do you well?
He is with my with Lauren, they are together with
someone together.

Speaker 6 (24:04):
So for me, it was like the worst timing. I
can't change my colonos could be if you need it,
you need it.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
So thirty one oh two three.

Speaker 6 (24:11):
I'd love to hear your stories on the worst timing stories.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
I can't believe this happened to me.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
Me getting your dream job and then getting pregnant, which
you've also wanted.

Speaker 6 (24:21):
Yeah that yes, someone just screamed in the other room.
Thirteen one oh two three.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
What's your story?

Speaker 5 (24:28):
Okay? And for your calls, we'll get you those.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Lenny Kravitz doubles on Mix with Hanniamax.

Speaker 6 (24:33):
Right now we're talking about those worst timing stories. I
was just telling the boys how I've got my adelady
Christmas party on Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
I'm so excited. We've been planning this for ages.

Speaker 6 (24:42):
We're going out for dinner with everyone, all of our
staff and their partners.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Is like thirty five people coming.

Speaker 6 (24:47):
And then I realized this week, Oh my gosh, I've
got a colon Oscar Peo booked on Monday, which I'm
not going to move because.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
I don't want to wait.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
No, health's importantly.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
Yeah, and which means I have to start drinking that
fowl juice at two o'clock in the afternoon and I'll be.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
On the toilet the whole time.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Perfect.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
I can't eat and I'll be on the toilet.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Great Christmas fight like.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
The best, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (25:06):
Like?

Speaker 3 (25:06):
What a way to go out in the year.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
What horrible timing? Thirty one O two three, Just the
worst timing in your life? What do you got for us?

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Alex Sinclair good a mate?

Speaker 3 (25:16):
So us G.

Speaker 16 (25:19):
I had organized with James Blunt's team to propose to
my ex at his concert last year. Wow you do
that song? So you're beautiful?

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Hang on, broke, just we want to hear the story.
We're going to fix your phone line with the producers.
We'll come back to you in a second.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Right that sound this sounds like a really a long story.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
That's a great start to his story.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Okay, we'll get back to that in a second.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
That's a good hook cliffhanger.

Speaker 6 (25:51):
Yeah, let's go to Bethough in Mount Barker. What's your story.

Speaker 11 (25:55):
So every year we send an eight ball team from
Rowbridge down to the Ladies States April Carnival, and this
particular year that I went, I was thirty seven weeks pregnant.
We checked into the hotel room on the Friday night
to start playing Saturday morning and my waters broke in
the hotel room. I was captain of the team and

(26:16):
so I went into labor, went into hospital. But the
problem is that my partner, who was back home, he
thought he was having the weekend to himself, so he'd
had a few beers. I gave him a call and said,
you know it's happening, and he said, well, I can't drive.

Speaker 10 (26:30):
So I had to get my.

Speaker 11 (26:31):
Sister to come up from Adelaide to Mount Barker to
take him down to Flinders. And then my son decided
that he was going to stay in till Sunday. It
said that I missed the entire thing, and now every
single year his birthday falls on that same time of
year where I am away playing April.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
That is such a good story.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
The team go without you?

Speaker 11 (26:56):
I can't remember. To be honest, I was pretty out
of it. I don't think we made the finals. But
luckily we had actually brought a spare player with us
just in case of which I thought, no, we won't
need them. Still got three weeks to go.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
So committed Beth that you were like, I have got
a person living inside of me that prevents me bending over,
but I'm still going to play eight ball where I
bend over for the entire time.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Yeah, you're a fuse mama.

Speaker 11 (27:18):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Hey Beth, do you want to go to see Lenny Kravitz? Oh?

Speaker 15 (27:22):
Sure, why not?

Speaker 3 (27:23):
You're going to get amazing.

Speaker 15 (27:26):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
All right, let's go back to Alex. Okay, let's start
this story again.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Alex.

Speaker 16 (27:30):
So last year I had organized with James Blunt came
to get up on stage and propose to my now
ex too while he's singing Your Beautiful. Unfortunately, two days beforehand,
me and my ex broke up.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Alex is heartbreaking.

Speaker 16 (27:56):
Say that again?

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Did she break up with you?

Speaker 10 (27:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (27:59):
It was sort of a mutual thing. There was a
lot of stuff in the background that was playing.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
With it, and such a long way from I've organized
a proposal to where broken up.

Speaker 16 (28:13):
Yeah, oh, I know, And I sort of had no
idea it was coming before the concert, and then in
the two days leading up to the concert, I had
to email James Blunt's team and cancel it, and then
we still we still went to the concert together. And

(28:34):
then the most awkward thing was her parents were sitting
right next to us at the concert.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Ah, you had it all lined up ready to go.

Speaker 16 (28:42):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
Do you know what you should have done? Not told
James Blant the engagement was off. It comes to that
point in the concert he goes, all right, Alex, you
want to come up on stage, mate? And then you
just go, you know what she's done me?

Speaker 5 (28:52):
Anyone else free?

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Let's go?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
Well.

Speaker 16 (28:56):
The funny thing is I went to the James Blunt
concert this year and I actually got to speak to
James Blunt and sort of explained the story to him
as well. And he's the most genuine, most beautiful man
I've ever met.

Speaker 6 (29:10):
Do you know what, There'll be another lady out there
and next time, you can do it again.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
You just do the same proposal you've already planned exactly.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
Lenny Kravitz is Saturday.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
Yes, oh my god, that will be awesome.

Speaker 16 (29:21):
No, I don't.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
That's all right.

Speaker 15 (29:23):
One there exactly.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
You can get yourself a few, get yourself a few
Bundy and Cokes and enjoy Lenny Kravitz this weekend.

Speaker 16 (29:30):
Alex awesome, Thank you guys so much. I love you guys.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
I love you too.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Alex the Incredible, Yeah, Mixed one two point three has
your ticket to me?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
This feels like it could be nepotism here. We played
the little sound clip before.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
We're not gonna lie to you.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
We did.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
We played it the little course.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
If you hear this, and you can get tickets to
go to Melbourne and we'll pay for your flights, to
pay for your calm and go see Lady Gaga. And
someone has called in and I'm wondering if we just
put her through because of her name.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
I definitely had no saying this. I did not help that.
Haley called us from Royal Park.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Hi, Hailey, here going good? Do people call you Hailes?

Speaker 15 (30:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Do you hate it?

Speaker 10 (30:14):
No?

Speaker 12 (30:14):
I actually like it?

Speaker 15 (30:16):
Do you hate it.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Yeah, I don't like people. I'm lot of Hales.

Speaker 6 (30:22):
No not, I get pier so that's fine, but a
lot of hail storm is okay, Haley and Royal Park.

Speaker 5 (30:29):
Have you ever been called Hula Pearson before?

Speaker 3 (30:31):
No, it's your dad call you Hula Malula from Kolula
as well. All right, Haley, We all right, Haley.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
You love Lady Gaga?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Right?

Speaker 3 (30:42):
You heard the sound? Do you want to go and
see her live in Melbourne?

Speaker 10 (30:46):
I would absolutely love to see her live in Melbourne?

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Or you are in that draw? Baby?

Speaker 10 (30:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (30:50):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
What's your favorite tune, Hailey?

Speaker 12 (30:53):
I love the od stuff so probably poker Face?

Speaker 15 (30:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:57):
How could you go wrong?

Speaker 13 (30:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:58):
I agree, Hailey, we're the same person.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
No you're not because she's a Hailes and you're thanks Hales.
Good luck?

Speaker 12 (31:04):
No, thank you so much?

Speaker 15 (31:06):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (31:06):
All right?

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Hey, you a thousand dollars. The money minute plays in minutes.
You get ten questions right in sixty seconds? You win
that grand Can we make that?

Speaker 5 (31:14):
But go off today?

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Whim it's going to happen. Yeah, hang on, I've got
the sheet here. One second, I make it easier.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Why not Money Minute? My first one's very easy we'll
get that anyway. Second one, name mcolor and the mixed logo.
You should be able to get that. Third one, what
us bugs buddy eat? I mean, come on, that's where
we're at.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
This is great. It soon.

Speaker 7 (31:36):
Ten questions sixty seconds, one thousand dollars cash, Alien Max's
money Minute thanks to Auto.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Masters, baby oil oiling ourselves up right now.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
We'll get some baby oil in the studio and we
want to be appropriately ready to go for this listening.
No one you can tackle us. It is the money minute.
Ten questions sixty seconds, get.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Them all right.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
We'll give you ten thousand dollars, No. One thousand dollars
and some baby all right. Alex and McGill, Good morning, Alex,
you're playing.

Speaker 15 (32:07):
Good morning, Hi.

Speaker 16 (32:08):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (32:09):
We're good? We're so pup. Do you play longer this
every morning?

Speaker 15 (32:12):
Every morning in the car at school drop off?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Yes, we're varied success.

Speaker 15 (32:18):
Uried success.

Speaker 18 (32:19):
Yes.

Speaker 15 (32:19):
Sometimes we do well, sometimes not so well.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
When you say we have you got some help in
the car?

Speaker 15 (32:23):
I do?

Speaker 11 (32:24):
I do?

Speaker 15 (32:24):
I have my son in the car, very excited. We
got through.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Okay, how old's your son?

Speaker 15 (32:29):
He's nine?

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Perfect, tap quick and he google he maybe needed.

Speaker 15 (32:32):
Ah, he doesn't have anything Google with you need it.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
You've got your brain, got his brain?

Speaker 15 (32:36):
Yep, we're relying on our brains.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
All right. Then I'll give you the rules. Ten questions
sixty seconds, get them all right? Win that thousand dollars.
We have to accept your first answer, and if you're
not sure, say passed real quick.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
We'll come back at the end of there's time.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
And I'm giving you the rules because today Hailey Pearson
has decided to emerge from her shell and read the questions.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
So rare that I do this, but you're special, Alex,
so you get me.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
All right?

Speaker 6 (32:59):
Ready, steady, go go with that? How many minutes in
an hour? Sixty Name a color on the mix?

Speaker 3 (33:07):
One or two? Three?

Speaker 15 (33:07):
Logo pink?

Speaker 3 (33:09):
What vegetable is bugs? Bunny known for eating carrot? Pauline Hanson?
Is she in the Senate or the House of Representatives?

Speaker 15 (33:17):
Senate?

Speaker 6 (33:18):
Which Adelaide shopping center used to have a river red
gum in its center?

Speaker 15 (33:23):
Birdside Billy?

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Beijing is the capital of what country?

Speaker 15 (33:26):
China?

Speaker 6 (33:27):
Who plays Glinda in Wicked? Ariana Grande about damn Time?
And truth Hurts are songs by which singer Led and
Halligen are both types of what like, what is begamin
made of?

Speaker 15 (33:44):
Used extract?

Speaker 5 (33:49):
We have a winner.

Speaker 15 (33:56):
We never get them.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
All right, Alex, that was so you just made that
sound so easy.

Speaker 15 (34:04):
Well we're very excited.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
You even said used to extract. I would have just
said yees.

Speaker 15 (34:09):
Oh I love them, eat it every day.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Oh my gosh, well done. What is your son doing
right now?

Speaker 15 (34:16):
He's looking at me and jumping up and down in
the car.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
He's going to have to I mean, it didn't sound
like you helped that much, but he's going to have
to reap the benefits of this a little.

Speaker 15 (34:25):
About he will.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Yeah, what do you do Christmas shopping started?

Speaker 15 (34:30):
Yeah, well we're thinking of a bike for Christmas, so
I think that will help with that.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
So yeah, and Friday this weekend, so I asked Santa
to bring the bike and then spend on thousand dollars yourself.

Speaker 15 (34:42):
Great idea.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Yeah, I like that, Max.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
All yours, Alex, well done, congratulations as easy as that.

Speaker 15 (34:47):
Amazing, Thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
So welcome. We'll do it again this time tomorrow. See
you're back here, hey, coming on next to you.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
After eight debate a Tailey, Max had to head on
one topic sixty seconds each on the clock. Cruises are
the worst type of holiday, Max Burfast your affirmative, Hailey
your negative.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
The worst.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Okay, I love a cruise. You know what, can I
come clean right now before we get into it. I've
never been on a cruise, but I have strong opinions.

Speaker 6 (35:12):
Yeah, and that's exactly what everyone does. People hate cruises
if you've never been on one.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
I am going to argue that you're going to love
my argument. I've already got it formulated, all right, it's
coming up next to me.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
After debate with Halium Max on me.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
This is Hale Max after a debate.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
On one topic, Hailey Max, head to head, sixty seconds
on the clock, Adelaide, you decide that verdict.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
You help adjudicate today. Cruises are the worst.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
Type of holiday on the Affirmative is Max Burford, negative
is Hailey Pearson.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
It's interesting because I feel like a lot of people
have very strong opinions on this, even if, like me,
you've never even been on it.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
They're the people who have strong opinions. Yeah, if you
haven't been on it, you hate it. You don't know
it until you try it.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
This is the point of a debate I'm here to
argue the case.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
I was given.

Speaker 5 (36:01):
Your time starts now.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Oh you should go on a cruise. It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Everything's included, Yeah, everything, including a million dear diseases, cruises,
a giant floating Peetrie dishes. Childcare centers look at cruises
and go wow, I can't even compete with that. Have
you seen the Poop Cruise documentary on Netflix? The power
goes out, the toilets stopped flushing, and suddenly you're living
in floating sewerage. The toilets weren't working well, we can

(36:25):
doing number one in the shower.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
I'm telling you got bad fast.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
I would never expect having a poop in a red bag.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Oh no, no, thank you.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
These also these things sink. Why are we still doing this?
You think the Titanic was a bit of a giveaway,
Mother Nature said, guys, don't. We're like, nah, let's build
the cost of Concordia. We love sequels. Your entire holiday
depends on the weather. The seas are angry, so's your stomach.
Sure they take you to different destinations, but do you
ever get enough time there? So cruisers the only holiday
where you spend thousands of dollars to get six stranded

(36:56):
sea sick rush, and then you have to brag about
it afterwards.

Speaker 6 (36:59):
You just said all the things that aren't true, and
those things can happen wherever you are.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
That poo thing was one time, yeah, one time out
of all the holidays.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
In the world, anyway, ever happened me staying in a
hotel on dry land.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
All right, Cruises are the worst type of holiday, negative,
heavily piercing your time starts now.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
I forget everything you think you know about cruising, because
the only people who hate cruises are those who have
never been on one.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
I was skeptical. Then I did it, and I fell
in love.

Speaker 6 (37:23):
One day, I woke up in Santorini, the next in Michinos,
and I opened my curtains and there's Malta.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
How can you hate a luxury floating hotel?

Speaker 6 (37:32):
You unpack once you put your wallet away, you don't
need it, it's all inclusive. You pop your bags under
your bed, and suddenly your floating hotel takes you from
country to country while you sip cocktails in the pool.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
You literally wake up in a new city. Every morning.

Speaker 6 (37:43):
You go to bed with the twinkling lights of Buddhapest
and you wake up to the sound of music out
your front window.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
The best part. You cruise your way. You want to
lay by the pool and sip cocktails and dart to
the DJ. Do it.

Speaker 6 (37:54):
You want a little be a little piggy and go
through all those twelve restaurants on board, do it, nap
all day, do it or cruise like I do and
get off the ship and.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Explore the world.

Speaker 6 (38:02):
You'll see more places in one holiday than most people
do in a lifetime. Cruisers are the best, baby, I
just fat everywhere.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Can you tell that Haley goes on cruises?

Speaker 6 (38:14):
I never had and then I did. And the river
cruise is like, that's next level.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
That is because you don't have any waves.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
River creuise, it still counts. River cruises are beautiful.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Ocean cruises are where you hit icebergs and.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Sink anymore. And then they got waves And Titanic wasn't
a cruise. They went just going on a cruise. We
were traveling from one sport.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
To the other. Yeah, that's what a cruise is, mate.

Speaker 6 (38:39):
No, they aren't getting off and going out at all?

Speaker 3 (38:42):
The ports were they?

Speaker 1 (38:43):
And it's not a lot of ports between England and America?

Speaker 6 (38:46):
Right, what do you think? Thirty one O two three?
Do you love cruises?

Speaker 5 (38:50):
Cruise is the worst or best type of holiday? Alade?

Speaker 4 (38:53):
You have to help out adjudicate this one and a
few calls. You will win if you get on the
air thirteen one O two three are double to Lenny Kraviatz.
This Saturday, every caller gets with Haley and Max how
and have this debate with us? Have you've been on
a horror cruise or maybe you loved it?

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Thirt ain't one O two three? This is Haley to
Max after on Mix two point three. Huh you do
not having twenty one no?

Speaker 4 (39:22):
Yeah, not good weather today. Cruises are the worst type
of holiday. That is the topic. Haley and Max head
to head sixty seconds to debate. Adelaide, you would judicate.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
You have given me the side this morning of arguing
that they are the worst holiday and I've done my best.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Mostly to do with disease.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Is Hailey's flying the flag saying it's great you wake
up in a new country every single day.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
But what do you think, Adelaide? Thirteen and one oh
two three Lara.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
In Monoparo, Parao, Parro.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Sometimes you get a bit monoparo up.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Sometimes I do monopara.

Speaker 14 (39:53):
What do you think, Max, They're the best holiday out.
We just did New York to London and it was amazing.
And to wake up of the Atlantic Ocean for four
days straight and just go for your walker, you run
and just rely and just see that. And there's nothing
better than waking up for a sunset as sunrise or

(40:16):
watching the sunset over the ocean. It is amazing. And
I have got the next three year's book. I've done
that many cruises. It's not funny.

Speaker 13 (40:24):
I love I'm booked.

Speaker 14 (40:26):
I've got a thirty one day one.

Speaker 10 (40:28):
I've got Japan next year.

Speaker 14 (40:29):
I've got Europe the year after La La La.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
London to New York to London is the cruise you
said you went on.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
One of the big selling points was if you're on
a cruise, you can wake up a.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Different location every day and you can go and check
out all these new ports.

Speaker 15 (40:41):
I did.

Speaker 14 (40:42):
I did like twelve places along the way. I did Parish,
I did Yes, but I did I did Canada, I
did Paris. You do Iceland, you do so much.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
You do you do France.

Speaker 14 (40:57):
Because you get the bus and you go to Paris
for the.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Day and then you go back.

Speaker 5 (41:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
I'm going on the me in February. We're going to
go from Vietnam to Cambo.

Speaker 14 (41:05):
That's out twenty twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Hayley, Lara, you've made your point. Okay, she's in deep
she's a cruiserholic. Dawn in Parallewi, please come on, talk
some sense into these people.

Speaker 12 (41:18):
Yeah, I'm all the way one. Well, I've never been
on one. I wanted to go on one, but I'll
get trouble sickness, and if anything was to go wrong,
I can't just go out the door and go Okay,
let's go go somewhere else, do something else. It's a
long way to swim.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
I get so sea sick. I'm not kidding. I get
so seasick. I can't go on small boats.

Speaker 6 (41:39):
I have done so many cruises now and not once
have I felt remotely sick because there's so big.

Speaker 12 (41:44):
If I wanted to wake up and see different different
countries and sunrises and whatnot, I'll just put on a
vata and just like through that.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
That's exactly the same, Dawn. Thanks for calling.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
You're getting any Cravit tickets as well. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
By the way, everyone is Stacy.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
What do you think cruisers?

Speaker 15 (42:03):
Cruisers?

Speaker 9 (42:04):
I reckon I would love them. I haven't been on one,
but I'm doing it. But I have been in a
motel for two days.

Speaker 15 (42:10):
And it was like a poop cruise.

Speaker 9 (42:12):
I've got a toilet on the first day and it
was the showers right next to it. We asked for
a plunger. No plunger, it was yeah, shit was overflowing
because we were using I was back with two kids,
a husband and myself in this motel and the kids
are like, oh, just hovering around me the whole time.
If I'm on a cruise, I can be like, kids

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aren't allowed in the bar, go to kids club?

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Would you not rather that happen in a motel where
you can then move to another hotel down the road,
as opposed to in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

Speaker 9 (42:44):
Max, I'm a tight ars. I was I pay for
this room. I stayed in his room. I'm not doing it.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
You are the best. Thank you for calling.

Speaker 6 (42:51):
Enjoyed Lenny Pravitz this weekend carl in Powerful Gardens wrap
it up?

Speaker 3 (42:55):
What do you think, Carly?

Speaker 12 (42:58):
Yes, oh hi, sorry, I think they are the best team.

Speaker 15 (43:01):
Haley, all the way all.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Right, tell me have you done a cruise before?

Speaker 12 (43:05):
Yeah, the South Pacific Islands and it was gorgeous.

Speaker 15 (43:08):
Do you love greeny blue blue seas?

Speaker 14 (43:12):
I loved the buffet, breakfast, summer food, breakfast every morning.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
There no sickness is running through the ship or anything
like that, which seems to be not No, it doesn't
happen on every cruise.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
I've worked on one, and I've been on a few
and they're great. They're so relaxing. There's so much food,
The service is fantastic. There's a kids club, there's there's all.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
Sorts of stuff.

Speaker 11 (43:34):
Do so much entertainment as.

Speaker 5 (43:36):
Little as you want, Max, Yeah, we'll we'll go on.
We're going to team cruise.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Sure, don't talk to me like that, mate. You gave
me the side of the debates. I just did what
I was just doing what I've told here on this
radio show, right, Carlie, you're going to Lenny Kravit says,
is everyone that got through this morning. The verdict is,
and I think it's pretty easy to see which way
people are already.

Speaker 15 (43:59):
This is really so much.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
Eighty eight percent of people say cruises are an amazing holiday.
Eighty eight Yes, I mean, I'm going to the Arquabat
and to talk about my River Creuse.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Paid cash for comment.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
I love it so much. I can't wait. I can't
wait to go my next one.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
I can't wait to go on the next cruise. And
you should. You could catch me talking about it tonight
at the Ark.

Speaker 5 (44:22):
And also where do you book your cruises through?

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Haley