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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, it's Alie Clark.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Here.
Speaker 3 (00:01):
Hey, it's Max Burf.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hello, Shane Low. Shane, here we go tonight. You're off
to host a quiz night? Yes, all right? Do you
have like a quiz master.
Speaker 4 (00:08):
Name Shane Low? I just go with Shane Low.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
That gets the crowding, doesn't it. Why you're laughing at that?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's just like putting a hook out there without even
any bait.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
They just take it.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
Well.
Speaker 6 (00:20):
Last time they asked me to do it, as I said,
I think I said maybe yes, And then it was
six months later I got the email saying, by the way,
tonight and they put my name on the poster and
apparently they've never had the event sold out before, and
it sold out and there were a lot of people
there who bought tickets just to come along and see me, which.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Is really nice.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I'm so excited about it. So how many rounds are there?
Because last thing you want.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Us to do like gazillion, there's twelve rounds.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
That's got a lot.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Have you looked through the question I have not seen
the questions yet. See that's something that i'd be looking
at because if you're standing up there and you're like
right now, it's time for science, and you're just like
I have to say nucleic acid.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (00:54):
Well, last year there were problems because the first problem
was the microphone and I didn't know this until about
fifteen minutes incause I'm up the stage. Great, I'm sounding
very clear. But apparently all the people at the back
of so once they saw that, that was fine. And
then at the end of the night, someone wasn't keeping
score right, so all of the tables had.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
The same score to set the winner. It wasn't on skill.
We had a dance off on top of the table.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
This is no time for question.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
It was a great night.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Am I for a course?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah it's yeah, it's for pausewalk.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Ok. Thought it was just like a community quiz night.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Amazing stuff with animals and animal shelters.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well, this is cool, it's gonna go. Well, so what
do you think I should wear a black T shirt?
What are you going to wear?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Shirt?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Now you've got to wear a bow tie and like
a jacket a quiz master.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I do have a nice jacket that I wear for
his he's not a ring leader at the circuit.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Come on, give us your best question and well, do
you know the question. We'll just give us a quiz question, okay, okay,
and whoever wins out of shame, out of Max and
I wins.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
This is what bees do, the art of turning poland.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Oh that was my buzzer, but also the answer that
was the answer?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Oh no, well okay, technically lose Alley's one.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I don't even know what along with it.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yeah, by the way, so good.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, oh yeah, he hasn't invited you, like you haven't
invited him. Feel in your face?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah yeah, just read you can read all about sh
Shane not invited me to his quiz no in the
paper tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I enjoy the podcast.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Callum is twelve years old, a massive listen to the show.
He loves edge shearing so much.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
And Callum also has autism, so we thought, well, singers,
he loves edge hearing so much, let's organize something special
for Callum and his family.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
This is very very cool. We're about to walk into
somebody and surprise them.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Right.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
What a great surprise too.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Little boy that lives in a house just over there,
his dream and.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Love his edge he loves it every time comes on
the right air. Who tunes it all the way up
loves it.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Which is handy when you listen to us, because we
also love ed she It mix.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
But they couldn't really get tickets to go to the
concerts and all that sort of stuff. So we're going
to send him and his entire family to Ed sheering
Although now that Shane was just yelling because we're hoping
to have a surprise, they might already know. Can you sneak?
Can you and Thom speak of? Hello? Hello?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Hello, Hello there, I'm a.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
How are you going? So nice to meet you? Don't
suppose you to have callum handy? Call Hi? Callum? Hey Calum,
coone in here? Callum? Hi, Hi, Callum. My name is
Ellie and I believe that you are a massive fan
of Ed Sheeron. Is that right? Do you have a
(04:04):
favorite song? I love that? Have you seen Ed Sheeran before?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
He's going to the second of March?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
He is.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
March?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
It be good if you could go, Callum?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Would you like to go and see him?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Hey, Callum? What about if I tell you that we're
here to give you and all of your family tickets
to go and see Ed Sheeron. What do you think?
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Going to be awesome?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
You're all going that, Nicole. What does this mean for
you guys?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
This is fantastic, Like just to be able to take Callum,
it's just.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Well, no, I appreciate it, I really do, because I
wanted to take him, but because funds are tired, yeah,
we couldn't sort of afford it.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
But yeah, because you have partners, had his hours knock
back a bit, yeah, yeah, quite a bit. Yeah, right,
so it wasn't going to be possible. And here is
one of the greatest superstars in the world on our
back store step and it's.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
Got a been out to go.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
No, you tell us a bit about Callum's love.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Well, since he announced he was coming out, he said, we've.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Got to go.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
What's that like for you? When he wants to go
so but you can't deliver on his wish?
Speaker 8 (05:31):
Yeah, well that's right, And I sort of thought I
failed as his mum because I couldn't give him that
wish to actually go.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Sorry, I certainly not done that at all. And it
is our absolute pleasure now to go appreciate everything that
the next team has done. Not at all. It's at
least we can do. But the only thing from this,
Callum is you've got to promise me. Here's the deal
with it. All right, you have to send a photo
of your whole family all right at Ed Sheeran. Is
(05:59):
that okay?
Speaker 9 (05:59):
Yeah, we could do that.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
And even better. Do you think maybe you might be
able to send me a video of you singing you
and your loudest voice to your favorite ed cheering song?
I might would you like shame to sing you some
med cheering.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
That makes sense to make.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Absolute superstar. We'll see now, such a good time, You'll
have a great time. Sound good. But the deal is
you have to be really good for mum and dad
the entire time. Otherwise I come tattooms, No one doesn't.
But you've got to do everything mom and dad says,
up until March the seventh deal. Deal, can you give
(06:53):
me a fist pump?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yea?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
What a meeting Calumny's family amazing, so cool And you
can check out We've got the video on social too.
You can actually see the moment that his eyes just
light up and he opens up to it. Was yeah,
very very cool, So go and check it out. It's
all over our socials.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
T to tear yours, tin to tear yourls, Tin to
tear yours, tin to tear yours, t to te.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Tinder tear.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Everybody. Yeah, this is where we're all terrified of dating
in twenty twenty three because there's nothing like what it
was when we were all dating. So we live vicariously.
Three you shamelads, So give us another one of your tindertails.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
So this is I'd say, this is the most embarrassing
kindertel I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I mean, wow, I had some pretty bad ones, big fella, yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I have, but this one, yeah, this one one really
cuts deep.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
This one.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
I only remember for a long long.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Time when you had to call no, no, no, no, no, no,
don't come on, let's go.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
To do that all the time.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Already covering my face.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
So let me start with this.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
When I was very very younger, when I was like
seven or eight, I've never seen a cat before, right,
is the most embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I don't love that you go through a cat.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Well, I guess because I didn't know that I'm allergic
to cats, and so my parents, you know, they kept
me away from cats. And remember when we had some
new neighbors came in. It was a long haired cat
and met padding the first time, and Mom, I love
cats and turns out I was super allergic. It is
ridiculous like reaction. My eyes puffed out. I was like
elephant for the entire day. Sure, and so just so,
now I've gone through life, you know, trying to avoid cats.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Lots of people are like that.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
You know where this is going.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I'm worried.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
So I rocked up to this lovely lady's house and
she had not a needy. She had one cat. She
had about three cats.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Warning signs warning, Well, how long are you.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
In said house before you realize there were three cats? Well?
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Yeah, okay, so the first five minutes I knew there
was one cat, but it wasn't until we and it
wasn't until we got into the bedroom.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Two other cats popped up.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
They just like lay on the bed.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Because Max, when you did your dog when you're in bed,
did your dog jump up and try and get involved?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
When you mean in bed, do you mean in bed?
You're in bed every now and then you probably shut
the door.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
You cannot have animals in the room if you're having
special cuddles.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
No, you don't invite them in. Obviously you know they
come on you guys, check this out.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
But they don't have free will you can pick them
up and put them outside and shut the door. If
you were inviting cats into your bedroom, I think you
want them there, which is a whole nother thing.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Okay, another door wasn't shut, so it wasn't you know.
Two more cats popped in and there's a lot of
cats around. Yeah, And I thought, and I did, think
of my allergies. I'm my god, allergies. And then nothing happened.
That's great, Oh you've grown because sometimes that happens, right.
And then it was about three quarters of the way
through the big event, and then I remember her saying
(09:58):
are you all right.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Where?
Speaker 4 (10:08):
I'm like, well, I don't know what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I thought it was great.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
She goes, are you stop stop saying that? Stop? Do
you want to you? You just want to go to
the bathroom for sea? I'm like, what do you? And
then I met and I remember that when I talked,
I remember going what.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
And then so when I went into the bathroom there
it was not only had my eyes like fully puffed up.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
But my lifts were like and I thought my lift
I was like the guy from the gurneys.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
We're gonna go tell you.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
And I had a massive allergic reaction to the long
haired cats. And then this is and the most embarrassing part.
I had to go back and I'm like, oh, the forest.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Cat. And then so she had.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
And then so she had to go get a wet
flannel from the kitchen, and then we spent the next
four minutes her patting me down with.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
A wet towel.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
She didn't so she didn't vote you out. I guess
is that I've always wanted to.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I have also got a very controversial question.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Is that the only thing that swells the same question
if you have generally, if you're having allergic reaction, does
it only go on your face?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
I ate three one two three.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
Here's a question I want to ask, what have you
had to give up for your partner? So there's no
way it could be in a relationship with this girl,
she's got cats.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I'd have to say, get rid of.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
The cats is not going to work for me.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
My eyes thinking about this, So.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
What have you given up for your partner?
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Maybe this allergic reaction is something, Maybe it's something you
hated them doing, Like you know they play golf every weekend.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
You say, you know, you've got to give that up.
In order to date me. These are the questions I
want to know right now.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Bigger one.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah, we don't eat mash butotatoes. It's not an allergic thing.
We like potatoes. Eliza hates mashed potatoes.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
So you've given up mashed potatoes.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I've grown out my whole life eating mashed potatoes probably
once a week. I love making mashed potatoes, and now
I don't eat them anymore.
Speaker 9 (12:11):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Do you ever sneak out and get like a cafcsht potato?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Alright?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
I just shared a story about going to a girl's
house who had a lot of cats. Turns out I
was really allergic, like really allergic, So I can never
date her. So you want to know what, though, what
you've had to give up for your partner.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
So essentially you're asking that because she wouldn't give up
her cats, and so therefore you never saw it again?
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Ye never seen any Well.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I mean I gave up Brisbane and family and everything
to move down.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Here, and I'm big giving up a whole city.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yeah, but what really really hurt was the fact that
I also had to give up ever winning a board
game every again.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
So good?
Speaker 6 (12:48):
You are super competitive, drives me crazy. Is that why
you have a thousand board games? Because you keep playing tried.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I've done Operation, I've done Monopoly, I've got the throat
throat throat?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Does he beat you in Throw?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Throw?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
He Sophie from Golden Grove? What did you have to
give up for your partner?
Speaker 5 (13:08):
I was only silly for two years, guys, because the
gentleman I met was a vegetarian. Now look I was.
I was not a huge meat eater, so I thought, no,
he seems like a really great guy. I can do it,
and you know what, I survived for two years. Anyway,
things didn't work out. We eventually did break up, and
(13:30):
within ten minutes I was down of the butcher getting
a porterhouse.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
It was the best meal Ever's what's happened any news?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
So Craig McGlaughlin, all right, Maybe we all used to
love him when he was the lovable Henry On Neighbors
and everything else, But for the last five years he's
been pretty much in broad and scandal after he was
accused of indecent assault by his Rocky Horror Show co
sar Christy Wheeland Brown. Now he's repeatedly denied those allegations.
Charges were filed and he was cleared in twenty twenty. Right,
(14:01):
but the magistrate when she was clearing him said, while
the state's current consent laws might have yielded a different result,
if applied to what happened back when it all went down,
then she might have been giving a different result. Does
that make sense? Yes, yeah, okay, So that brings you
up to date. He later launched deformation proceedings against the
ABC and nine, but then dropped the lawsuits several days
(14:22):
into the trial, which was when the eleven women who
actually put their hands up and said we're going to
testify against you. We're going to start call right, So
that reminds you that's brought you off to speed.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I'm getting there.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah, well, let's go to reality TV because that's where
he's heading. According to a Daily Telly, he is going
to be joining at Channel seven's Sas Australia, Oh with
Peter Bowl, with Peter Bowl the run up, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I don't know how we feel about it. I mean,
he's not guilty according to the word of the law
and letter of the law, but he will be popping
(14:51):
his head up on that and no doubt we will
hear a lot more because remember he did that weird
interview where he ended up singing with his guitar low
remember that, And it was all just went a little
bit right now.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
I know.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
It's not like I says, haven't had controversial people on
there before. I mean there was convicted drugs smuggler Chappelle Krby,
there was the former gang member Kobe Aberton, and then
NRL player Sam Burgess.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I mean a lot of a lot of essays seems
to be about like not so much healing, but like helping.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
People get over redeeming yourself.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah, redemption is probably the word.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
They do a great way of breaking people down getting
to the reveal things. I never know what we'll find out.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Can you imagine you on that chain line?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Oh god, no, I'm sailing down a cliff puff.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
To get to their plane to go to a right
all right. Keanue Rees has played some of the most
iconic characters in cinema history, right, Neo and Matrix, Ted
and Bill and Ted of course, Jack and Speed my
old time favorite, and John Wick. And he's doing the
rounds at the moment for John Wheak because the new
John Wick, which is John Wick four by the way,
so you love it.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
They're so good.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
So john Wick three was on Teley I'm free to
air on Yeah, really, apparently you shouldn't watch that with
a ten year old.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
One was like, what were you watching it? Like one am?
Just to get the violence in there.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Anyway, he said, after all of those amazing characters, there
is still just one role that has been occupied by
somebody else for the past twenty three years. He's desperate
to do see if you can work out what it
is I play that thing. I don't think that wasn't
(16:28):
a bit essentially Keani wants to be Wolverine. Jesus music.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
I don't know how was Hugh Jackman going with these
little clause going, Yeah, he was.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Playing the keyboards on the cabaret.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Of course, Hugh Jackman, We're going to see in Wolverine
in Deadpool three, and I cannot wait for that.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
That's going to movies are going to be fantastic.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
Now.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I asked you if a forty eight year old man
living with his mum was a winner or loser in life,
and you guys said.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
That beends how long he's been there for circumstances he
is now hard times fall on all of us.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
What if I tell you it's Bradley Cooper, who was
worth a cool one hundred and fifty million dollars if
you don't mind. He was the world's sexiest man in
twenty eleven. And he lives with his mum, Gloria, and
he wouldn't have it any other way. And the reason
whyble He invited his mum to live with him ten
years ago following the death of his dad, Charles, and
he was worried that she'd feel lonely. See now he's
(17:26):
a winner.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
But he's a winner.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
I would imagine that his mum's house is huge. He
bought his house.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
No, no, no, no, no. So wait, so he speaks
and he says, don't get me wrong, this is not
without complications. It's not like I live in a compound
and she's in the guest house. No, she's in the
next room. But here's the thing. She's a cool chick.
We can hang and she can roll with the punches.
If it wasn't the case, there's no way I.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Love it is correct.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I don't know where I am in the celebrity world.
Is he single, married, he's split up for a little while.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I don't know where he is because an American.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Hustle Bradley Cooper would have very little trouble finding a partner.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
For there's no reason why he should be if he
singles something going on with Bradley.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Coop he's single, living with his mother. Then are we
raising her eyebrows about Bradley Cooper?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Bradley Cooper in a relationship. Here we go from their
Broadway first date together raising their door to oh, no,
you guys suck. It's really cool.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah, she's a Russian supermodel.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
She loves hanging out with his mum.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Are you still trying to say that he's a loser.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
He's amazingly you were trying to make her say he
was a loser.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
I'm probably just leaning into the character.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Now I have one of my big burning questions and
I need to help with Could.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
You like get an opener for this or something? No,
it's not that big a segment.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, Look, I just need to know do men have
to have every step of a task explainer? Is it
just mine a three hundred and one O two three?
Weigh in on this and then yeah, give me the
story pass, Yeah, some to it. Our dog peanut wiggle
bar and when I say out it was the dog
that Matt wanted, even though I said, don't get but
he got it anyway. Our dog, Peanut wiggle butt ate
(19:08):
the remote control to our TV. How long do you
reckon you guys could last without a remote control? I mean,
you know, how long?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
How long would you go on the TV? Down the
TV in modern days? Not very long because you need
to be able to get to the Netflix and everything.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah, so you'd go down that weekend, maybe the weekend after,
maybe pick one up.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
And get it done. Oh yeah, you did a remote
three and a half months.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Three and a half months we've gone without a remote control. Wait.
So finally Matt says, tells, I'm just going to go
down to JBHIHI, I've got to get something. And I said, well, darling,
if you're going down there and you're going out of
the house, why don't you pick us up a remote
control that you're our dog ate and we haven't had
for three and a half months. Do you think they
could do that? He said, yes, I can do that.
Dog'll be brilliant, no worries, and so off you trotted.
(19:54):
He came home with his JB high fire bag and
ripped out this remote control like he's some electric electronic
producing magician, like he's God. And I went, well done, sweetheart, fantastic.
I then leave the room and I come back and
I noticed that he has also left the room, and
he's just put the remote control on the kitchen bench.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
You deal with it later.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Four and a half weeks. It has been there four
and a half weeks, and I want a little bit
of credit that I have not brought it up, right.
I didn't bring it up when we were without it
for three and a half months, and now this next
four and a half and I would just walk past
it and look at it.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Go in.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
I'm still there, So you're having it hasn't been programmed.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
You're having a little cold war.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I am.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Oh, I'm just sitting there and I have this argument
with him in my mind. And I don't know if
any other anyone else does this with their partner where
I go. I mean, did I have to explain that
once you go out and buy the remote control, it
would be great for you to come home and then
tune the remote control in so it can actually work.
(20:55):
Was I actually supposed to put that as an addendum
to the conversation about going in.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Did you specify.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
I can't do everything?
Speaker 6 (21:04):
Come, he's going to go down to PA. Surely there's
you know, you meet him a halfway and you do
something for him, he's going.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
To go all the way down to.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Use it, Shane and Max, you both know that my
grasp on technology is flimsy at best, and I still
use the street director. So I tried. Oh, I tried,
and I didn't know what I was doing. So I
put it back in the box and I just left
it there war a halfway.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
It's a remote. You pick it up, you're pointed at
the TV, you press the button.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I know I had to change something that didn't work,
so I just I am so grumpy at him, but
I don't want to give in and force him to
actually do something with remote control. I think I'm generally
ticking days off the calendar.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Ye, that's what I want to know. How far are
you willing to go with this?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Like you've brought it up on the radio now, so
he may be aware of it, he may get told
about he may be listening to the show.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
But if not, how far are you willing to go
with the Cold War? At home?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Well? I have been with a remote for four months
and three weeks, I figure I'm ready to go the distance.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Really yeah, so where are we going with this? Shaming?
Matt Paul Matt, We went all the way down to
jot poor mad And you know what, it's not like.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
It's not around the corner.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
It's a couple of corners at least.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Three hundred and one OT three. Do men have to
have every single step of a task explained? Or is
it just mine? Got a big burning question. Do men
have to have every step of a task explainer? Or
is it just mine? This is after our dog gate
the remote. I waited and waited and waited for months.
I finally asked my husband, can you please go and
get a new one? And he got one. But then
there's just left on the kitchen bench. So now I'm
having a cold war with him. In my own mind,
(22:41):
I'm referring to the move it.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
You didn't ask and you get a new one on Saturday?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
The gym from Redwood Park. Come on, is it all
blakes or just mine?
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Unfortunately? Yeah, it's me as well.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
What happened?
Speaker 7 (22:54):
It's the grocery shopping. I now I need my wife
to pretty much send me a Google photo of what
we need.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
The perfect Jim perfect? What have you messed up in
the past?
Speaker 7 (23:06):
Just something as simple as cheese to go on top
of a pizza. We've got the wrong cheese, got the
wrong brand, and got the got the simple eye roll.
You can't get mad.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
But it was go back to.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Jim.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
When I write my least, I actually put it in
the sections of where Matt will find everything to thank you,
Jim Paul, Hello, buddy, all right? Is it just my man?
Or is it you as well?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Oh here you come on, No me.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Men and men.
Speaker 8 (23:46):
We can only do two things.
Speaker 9 (23:47):
We can breathe and we can talk. That's it.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
At the same time, I see this is a problem.
So I've got to hold my hand over his mouth,
do I? So he stops breathing. That doesn't sound right? God,
thank you for it?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Is the other cloak breakfa show eight?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah, no, no, no, yeah, You're nailed it in one point.
Do men have to have every sep task explain? Or
is it just mine? Michelle from Meadows? What do you think?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
No?
Speaker 8 (24:20):
I love my husband and it's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Yeah, but it's like he has an acquiet brain injury.
Speaker 9 (24:26):
When it comes to washing.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
What does he do? What does he do? Michelle?
Speaker 5 (24:32):
What's on the floor or what's in the basket doesn't matter,
it's only yeah, it's possible and on.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
There's no like high, low, delicate. It doesn't matter, doesn't
matter if it's nice, white.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Together, doesn't it all goes in together and everything?
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Oh yeah, and then it's just like throwing on.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
What am I kidding?
Speaker 8 (24:56):
He doesn't hang it out, mate.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Michelle. The other day walked out past our trampoline and
all of our wet clothes are on there, and I said, Matt,
what are you doing? He said, I'm drying them and
now strain on the train.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
In the sun.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
I'm sure what I'm hearing is that Michelle wears a
lot of clean clothes.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Because that's what I'm hearing.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Thanks Michelle, Andrew Hallett Cove. Come on, do men have
to have every step of a task explained?
Speaker 9 (25:22):
Look, I'm going to have to strongly disagree on this,
because at the end of the day, if I was
to ask you to go after my shed and get
me a small Gibbets head screwdriver, there draw you a
picture white shell how to open the door.
Speaker 8 (25:40):
But the thing is it yeah.
Speaker 9 (25:42):
And the other thing is what you know? I can
ask my wife, Yeah, that was the traffic on the
way home, and you'll spend the next fifteen minutes explaining
to me about the traffic is well, the time, not
how to make a clock?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Goodness, And Shanel, I remember last week I introduced you
to someone that I think could possibly be your perfect woman.
And she's from Married at First Sight and namey is Sandy,
And I think that both of you could really connect
over two big similarities you have I have. And so
if I go into the ocean, my excellent breaks out
like I get full on breakout.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
And so basically that means I'm allergic to the ocean.
I just can't get in the Boddy word and I
can't swimp. Oh remember that? Remember that? Well, guess what
after last night's show, she's off.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Oh my gosh, she is off.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
She has left, she's out of there and she's with
us now. Sandy from Married at First Sight, Good morning,
good morning, night? Oh how are you going? Now? I've
got to say, thank god you're out of here. That
the husband that they paired you with, what a twan
k he was?
Speaker 8 (26:53):
I mean looking back, Yeah, okay, but he actually.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Said some really hurtful things to you. He said, you know,
he said that you weren't as attractive as other girlfriends,
and then there was a whole buttet. How did you
deal with that in real time? And how hard was it?
Speaker 8 (27:08):
Looking back at that, I'll look back at the time.
Wasn't a good feeling. I mean, you know, I kept
thinking whenever I would anything that would come up with him,
I was like, spin it in the positive. I was like,
we should do that for me too, Like you know,
I was like, two failed marriages, that's okay. Maybe he's
got life skills or but he's got a daughter, he'll
(27:29):
be good with women. I mean yeah, but yeah, well,
it wasn't great at the time.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
How do you spin a bloke saying his ex'es are
more attractive than your positive way, that's tough.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
And I think you're beautiful, by the way, I think
it gorgeous. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:45):
No, that one's a bit hard to spin. Maybe that
was that was probably my yeah, time to go, I think.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Okay, So Sandy, have you found any love now? Have
you found anyone? No?
Speaker 5 (27:58):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I mean sorry, I don't want to I don't want
to revel any being single? But have I got someone
for you? All right?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Now we've got new Sandy, we have got news.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Okay, now we absolutely Doorgie and I thought you were
just such a stand up and even putting the positive
spin on everything, and you're so sweet. I want to
introduce you right now to Shane Lowe, who is with us. Now, Hi, Sandy,
Now you know how you can't go in the ocean
and you know how you can't swim? Have a listened
(28:28):
to Shane's take on going to the beach.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Never go to the beach full of jumps. The ocean
is the world's bath.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
It's the soupy mess discharges. What do you think, Sandy?
I think this could be a theme.
Speaker 8 (28:44):
Perfect machine and Sandy.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
Sandy, you know, and there's no way that would ever
have a beach wedding because I can't stand beach weddings.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
This works out well, you'd never go on a lot
more on the beach.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I mean, what is there anything else that you really do? Okay, Okay,
hang on, let's get what would be your favorite restaurant
to go to, Sandy? Like a cuisine like on a date.
Speaker 8 (29:11):
Probably be a bit obvious Indian.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, Sandy, what
would be what's your favorite movie?
Speaker 8 (29:24):
It's a good one. I like Bridget Jones Diary.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Ah you see that with your girlfriends.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Another question, what's your favorite book to read in the world?
Speaker 8 (29:41):
In the Harry Potter.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Oh, Sandy, I'm getting married this weekend.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Sandy, I just really wanted to talk to you and
make sure you know how beautiful you are and you
don't even worry about that idiot called Dawn. Now, if
you are ever in Adelaide, please do come over and
I would like to introduce you to Shane Low and
you can go to the mountains on a date.
Speaker 8 (30:06):
The from a piece, I love that the mountains would
be good, all right.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Oh when he likes the cold too. I still think
there's something here, all right, Samy, thank you so much
and all the very best in confining love.
Speaker 8 (30:19):
Thanks guy.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
All right, amazing, we were mostly there.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
You have gone ready? He is fanning himself down on
the piece of paper.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
It's just my terrible complexion. That's why I'm always read.
All right, let's get you on phone right now. Amazing,
it's so good a routine.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
God damn, you're good today. Shane eight three