FULL SHOW #195: THE SOCIAL MEDIA BAN FOR U16'S STARTS TODAY!

FULL SHOW #195:

THE SOCIAL MEDIA BAN FOR U16'S STARTS TODAY! WE CHAT TO THE PREMIER ABOUT THE NATIONWIDE DECISION.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Haley and Max in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
With these two together, anything can happen.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Out of habit. I still put Max's microphone on.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh that's so cute again. Max has got the flu.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
I have been asked, is he really sick or is
he just taking the week off because of week? He's
actually really sick. I feel sorry for him. He's really
sad he's missing his last week of radio.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I might drop him some cinnamon scrolls today.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh, that's a good idea, drop me some. We're the
best any scrolls in Adelaide don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I want to ask you about women. I want to
ask why you're all like this? Why do you guys
flip things around? Firstly? And why do you guys hold
on to things?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Are you saying we're manipulative?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I'm not saying anything.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I'm just asking flip things around?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
What you mean? Last night, Lauren and I had a
bit of a barney because she's trying to buy a
bunch of Christmas presents on Amazon and she's had this
cart for like three days and hasn't pulled the trigger.
And then last night she decided to pull the trigger
on my credit card. By the way, like you could
pay for it yourself anyway. Then the cart empties and
something happens and she loses everything out of the cart,

(01:10):
and I was like, what happened, and she goes, I
don't know. I was like, don't get angry at me.
I didn't empty the cart. And then she comes back
and she's got this really whiny tone, and I'm like,
stop talking to me like that. I'm sick of it.
And then she goes, stop being mean to me. You're
being mean to me, and I'm like, hang on, no,
I've told you what my problem.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
You guys don't meant to fight anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
It was mine to fight anyway. So she's turning around
on me, and all of a sudden it's my fault,
and all of a sudden I'm being mean to her.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Right, we should have helped her.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
No I did. I gave her I paid for it anyway.
Then this morning, five o'clock, I shower, I get ready.
I rub her on the arm and I say bye,
I love you. She's asleep, her eyes are closed, and
I just hear, do you.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
She's so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I love how she keeps you on your toes like
the history of life. And Burgo goes back a long
way of like, it's your relationship started with hating each
other in radio, then you fell in love, and then
you hate each other and your baby.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Then you hate each other. Now you're back together.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Now she's like, do you do this?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Why do you hold on? Why do you flip?

Speaker 3 (02:17):
I don't flip, you do know, we're just like she
would have been so frustrated because she's doing all the
Christmas shopping out of the two of you, right for
all your family that she is. She's getting your parents, staff,
her parents.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
I'm buying all my family.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
The mental load on a woman is insane.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Now that is.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
I know you do a lot as a dad, but
the mental load with us is just phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
We're trying to keep we're trying to keep everything.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Together, everything together.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, and she's running your business. We're having a state
event on the weekend and Lady Christmas Village guys.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Come Victory Square four till ten Friday, twelve ten Saturday.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
It's all very the city of Outlet. Anyway, women are
awesome and so amen.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
If you listening to this, we love you. We've got
a thousand dollars to give away eight o'clock today.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, that's on the way.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
We'll do some five Sauce tickets next and next flashback.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
All right, it is Hailey versus Burgo. We are fighting
for a song from back in the day, something we
want to hear on the radio, and you get to
pick what we play on thirty one or two three?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
All right, are you ready for this? I'm gonna go.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
This girl's in the news today because she's afraid of
heights since she was asked to perform on the Eiffel
Tower and she was freaking out and I was like,
I haven't.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Heard about her in so long, but I loved her
back in the day.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Go on, Christina Aguilera, daa.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
There's not many better songs for six am, is there?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
It took great one. She sings from the guts.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah you know, yeah, like Creed like share.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
All right, that's my song.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
It's a good song. I've gone with a collaboration Jay
Z and Lincoln Park. This is numb on.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
It's no ghetto.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Excuse me, it's a bit ghetto. What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
It just reminds me of like a ghetto superstar on
the side of a sidewalk in New York. I'm distening
to your songs thinking it's cool when it's actually gives
you a headache.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, not for me.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Wow, Okay, I believe you have absolutely slanted that track.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
I don't like that song. I hate that song.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
It's always giving me a headache.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Angular's voice is always giving everyone else's headache.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
That up in my car? All right? Thirty one two three?
Do you want Christie Agile or do you want Lincoln
Park numb on Core?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
All right? Thirteen one O two three is Hailey said,
and we'll check it in the running for a double
past five seconds of Summer Everyone's a Star World Tour. Yes,
that's what you're going in the running four for voting
for flight Fight for your flashback, Flight well, Flight next
with Halia Max on Mixed eight, Show you a flashback.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Oh, this is really just an excuse so we can
talk to you in the morning, because we're in the
studio byself. So thirty one O two three is a
number we are put forward a song each we want
to play it.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
It's a flashback. Burjos is.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Lincoln Park numb on Core because well, Hailey just said
about five minutes ago that it's ghetto. Yeah, and it
is The song based to drive around of my nineteen
eighty two NISI and Poultar thinking I.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Was nineteen eighty two and pouls.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
No power hearing, no little slats on the back.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Oh my god, I spilled an entire container of paint
in my back seat.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Eighty kimeters an hour in sec year and I blew
the exhaust open.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
I come down the freeway neutral all the time. Okay,
my song.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Is all right?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
What are you choosing? Ashley and Murray Bridge?

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Morning mate, good morning. What do you want to hear today?
I'm going to get bird this morning, shadow mate, Ashley, No.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
I think it's a good song, better than Christina anyway.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Can you pick my song at least one time this
week because it's our last week, Ashley?

Speaker 6 (06:52):
If I can get.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Oh hang on? Have we just got news? Is it
your birthday today?

Speaker 1 (06:58):
It is.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Thank you today?

Speaker 5 (07:04):
Twenty seven today?

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh mate?

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Can you send us a photo of yourself which you
talk to you like most mornings and I don't know
what you look like.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
No, slide into Haley's DM with the picture. Man, Happy birthday,
Trishan hill Bank. We're talking about fight for your flashback.
What do you want Christina or jay Z in Lincoln Park, Trish.

Speaker 7 (07:24):
H Hi, how are you going?

Speaker 8 (07:26):
I've got to go for Fighter.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
You makes you feel strong?

Speaker 9 (07:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Go Hailey?

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Yeah, okay, Tri, thank you so much for your vote.
Tim in wolf Vale, what do you want to hear?

Speaker 7 (07:39):
Morning Legend?

Speaker 10 (07:39):
Happy hump Day?

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Right back at you, Tim?

Speaker 9 (07:44):
Alright, teen burgo every single day?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
That song is an absolute classic. Jimmy, I got your
locked and loaded, mate, Let's see if we can get
across the line. Thank you, mate. Luke in Manapara West,
who you're voting for?

Speaker 9 (07:58):
I'm going fourteen Hailey, Christina Spider.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, at least it's Spider. I love those songs, Christina Spider.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Awesome. We're gonna play there for you, Luke, Thank you hopefully. Sue.
Are we even hey hey hey?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Stronger stronger yes?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Called fighter though no, but it makes you feel stronger.

Speaker 7 (08:20):
A little bit stronger that one.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yes, all right, love you, Sue? Who do we get
to love you?

Speaker 10 (08:26):
Bye?

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Bye, Tim and morph Vale. We're going to go to
five seconds of summer Mate. Congratulations, no worry, We're going
to put on a great show. Adelaide, they heard you
your favorite boy band. Returning to southa show five seconds
of Summer Bringing There Everyone's a Star World Tour to
the Adelaide Entertainment Center November fourth. Tickets an info from

(08:48):
livenation dot com dot I eat Hailey, here's your song?

Speaker 8 (08:51):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Ell?

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Do you think cut it up?

Speaker 3 (08:53):
This is Christina Aguilera fer one of two points three
Haley Max Burjo.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Are you probably bigs one or two point three Halia
Max in the morning twenty nine party Carty in Adelaide Today,
Massive Day in Adelaide's actually massive day in Australia today
for kids and families.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah, it actually started about two o'clock yesterday when Snapchat
decided to go blank for our kids under sixteen. And
then it was TikTok, and then it was Instagram. And
today's the day that any child under sixteen cannot use
social media.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
And I think it is bloody brilliant.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yea, this is so exciting And I reckon we were
just having this chat off air.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
I reckon, we're saving a generation because of this.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, your son you sent through a screenshot of his
Instagram profile, all the photos removed, or the follower numbers
and following numbers all.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Gone completely disappeared and do you know what, It's actually
good to do this in the school holidays because it
means that they can go out and actually be outside and.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Enjoy themselves rather than sitting in doom scrolling.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Great timing at Christmas Day. You know, hopefully they're details
in two weeks to actually be present functioning kids.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
I reckon it will take a little while.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
It'll probably take a good couple of weeks too, detox
like it's an addiction, yes, right, and then you have
our kids back, they'll have personalities and they'll talk.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
More, be more engaged, all right, Permi at Pete at Malanowskas,
he's the one that actually started this movement.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Right, Yeah, and you might not know that it actually
started not just from Peter Malanowskas, but from his wife.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, hear the whole story. We're going to help him
join the show at about six forty. That's on the
way in about fifteen minutes, so.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
You chance.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
This is Hailean Max in the Morning Morning Adelaide of
six today.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Sorry, yeah, Max is of sick. Today's the day this is.
I'm sorry for jumping all over you. Then, I'm just
excited that this has happened. We've been counting down the
days at my house for the social media band.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
To kick in.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
I mean, I know you have, but has your kid who's.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Social I said to him last night, how do you
feel about it?

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Like?

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Are you okay?

Speaker 3 (10:51):
And he goes, I just I just like watching basketball videos,
like I like watching the videos on TikTok and stuff.
He doesn't post anything. He's not a content creator like that,
so he doesn't. But he actually said to me, I
will just go out riding with my mates more. I'm like, well,
that's what you should be doing anyway. That should be
your number one thing.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
That you do. It's achieving the whole plan, right.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
So, and the thing is I was chatting to them.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
We spoke about this last week, but I was chatting
to them again about like we grew up in a
time where we had I don't even have mobile phones
until I was a near twelve, and so we grew
up without any of that stuff and all the things
that we used to do as kids in Adelaide without phones.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, well what yeah? Did you tell them? Like? Yeah,
because they don't know what you can do. No.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
I actually wrote a post on my Instagram.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
I'm going to read it out too, all right, and
then we're gonna get Mallie onto because he's gonna he's
got actually got He'll tell us exactly where this idea
all came from.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
And it's very powerful. All right. This is my Instagram post.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
This goes with a photo of me and my best
friend Lucy looking repulsive with our big braces and our foul,
fuggly stage that we went through that nobody goes through
these days anymore. Can I have a little bit of
music underneath me? I don't know, Just give me some music.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
A yeah, that's okay, all right, that's a good that's
good music, all right. Okay.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
So when I was talking to the kids about social
media band the Band, I decided to explain with old
photos that when we were teens and tweens, we had nothing.
We made our own fun and that was the best
childhood ever. We were so happy with our fowl, even
though we thought.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
We were really hot. Solves. I'm really terrible at reading.
I can't read this out.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
It was just us prank calls, the babysitters club, rage
and dance routines in the pool. We rode bikes, we
climbed trees, we played statues, in the backyard. We watched
walk to each other's houses holding our big U pillows
like icons. We watched TV with Mum and dad. Whatever
was on, probably mash Mash was foul so brown. We
built cubby houses and we stayed overnight in tree houses,

(12:53):
and that we made ourselves. We had headquarters and neighborhood clubhouses.
We had street parties. We fried eggs on bree We
braided each other's hair. We microwaves chip packets to shrink
them into tiny little key rings. We collected basketball and
linking cards. We jumped off fences into pools.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Don't do that. And we traded marbles at recess. We
didn't have social media, and we were fine. I'm so
excited for December ten and it's finally here.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Mate. When you listen back to that, you're like, oh
my god. We were so creative and inventive with keeping
ourselves entertained.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
But if you look at like, say your child, a
four year old, her imagination is wild, right, It's wild
because she's not allowed on social media.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
As soon as you give them a phone and give
them that, their.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Whole brain is rewired and they become dumb in that
they just on their phone.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
They don't want to engage, they don't want to talk
to people.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Look, today is the day thirteen one oh two three.
Phones are open. So for any point you want to
jump on the phone and have a chat about this,
let us let us know if you're stoked about it,
or you think it's a bad thing, or your kids
are hating it. Whatever, We'll take all calls. But next
Premium Peter malin askis, Yeah, he.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Just gave us a call this morning. Guys.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yes, Peter, Yeah, you got to hear how this idea
was born right here in South Australia. Yeah, it's coming
up next with how are you Max, Max burford Off
six Hundrecks Golden Mix one oh two point three, Good morning,
Adelaide Mix one O two point three. How do you Max?
In the morning? Max burfind Off six. Today twenty nine
putlic fady in Adelaide. Massive day in Australia. The social

(14:19):
media ban for under six scenes comes into effect for
all children and it started right here in South Australia
thanks to one special man.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Peter Malanowskis. I am just so grateful.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
This is the best day of twenty twenty five because
today is the day that social media is banned for
under sixteens.

Speaker 6 (14:36):
Thank you, No, I don't need to think maybe this
is this is a real win for South Australia. This
is a reform that's been now being applied nationally. Tens
of thousands of young kids are losing their social media
accounts yesterday and today. But it all started in South Australia.
It's a South Australian. It started right here. We announced
it that we were doing in South Australia in May, Bobby.

(14:57):
By November it was going national and today the rest
the world has got his eyes on Australia.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Can you remind parents and kids that are like, oh, look,
this is the end of the world.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
What am I going to do without social media? Remind why?
Why are you're doing this?

Speaker 6 (15:10):
There is now this huge volume of globally peer reviewed
research that says excessive social media use amongst young people
leads to increased levels of childhood anxiety, childhood depression. In
a tentatives is in class like. It is changing the
way that young people's brains mature in a way that's
decidedly unhealthy. So something needs to be done about that.

(15:33):
The second thing we know is that these companies are
deliberately making the algorithms addictive. Now, whenever you see a
company trying to profit here out of addiction of young people,
someone's got to do something about it. And in South
Australia I said, we're going to do it, and today
it comes into effect right around the nation. And as
I said, like there is literally the rest of the
world is watching over the course of the next forty
eight hours because if this takes often goes well, many

(15:56):
other countries are set to replicate.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Now we know the reasons why, But what for you
personally would you say is the number one thing that
you're hoping this achieved for kids, for their mental health
or for families. What's the number one thing for you?

Speaker 6 (16:09):
So I've got four young kids. My audice is ten,
but like every other parent, I worry about them getting
the best upbringing they can, not being sitting and looking
at a screen the whole time, but actually getting out
and enjoying life, playing netball or footy, or playing an
instrument or doing dance classes. I don't really care what
it is. We want kids to get out and about
and enjoy the world around them. And you simply don't

(16:30):
achieve that when you're sitting in a dark and corner
somewhere looking at a screen the entire time, and we
know that is happening. We live in this magnificently peaceful
state with the natural world around us. Kids are going
to learn how to engage with that in a healthy way.
And by having less screen time and more time out
and about that's better for their upbringing, which means they're

(16:50):
a better adulthood. And I think that's something we all.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Want one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
And do you know what on behalf of parents in
South Australia that may have had a child with depression
or maybe lost a child because of this, Thank you
so much for this decision. I think this is the
greatest thing that we are doing for our children in
South Australia, So thank you.

Speaker 6 (17:07):
Well you don't you think this actually started? My wife
read a book called The Anxious Generation and it's all
about it's all about this research connecting social media addiction
from these companies with harms to kids. And she put
the book down never forget it, and looked at me
and she said, you've got to do something about this.
And from there, yeah, it's a true story. And from
there it started, and we've got the Chief Justice of

(17:29):
the High Court of Australia, Robert French, to do a
report for us. I then took the report to National Cabinet,
then the PM picked it up and away we went.
I just think this is something that this just demonstrates
that South Australia has the capacity to lead the world.
We're the first place in orld to give women the
right to vote. We've got a whole range of first
coming out of South Australia and this just adds to
the list.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah, it actually feels like you could be saving a generation.
I went out for dinner with some friends and they're
sixteen to eighteen year old kids. None of them knew
how to have a conversation. They all were born. They
wanted to leave. It's their brains for a mush into
active functioning brains, saving the generation.

Speaker 6 (18:05):
This is the whole idea right now. Look, it's not
going to fix every problem right like, and kids will
find a way around it, no different to a seventeen
or sixteen year old stinking and beer when they shouldn't.
But the point is that we've got a standard that
parents can seek to apply because everyone's on the same page.
The power of this reform rests in us having a
standard that parents can then use. Right, this is not
the state regulating the relationship between a social media platform

(18:29):
and a kid. What we're really doing is empowering parents
and say, hey, listen, all your classmates are in the
same boat here, and we're going to try and stick
to it.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
And you know what, we grew up fine, we didn't
have social media.

Speaker 6 (18:39):
What's what's the worst thing that's going to happen? What
are we worried about here? Like, the worst thing that's
going to happen is a kid might talk to one another.
I mean, heaven forbid.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah that's so true.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Hey, thank you so much for calling melanous because we
love you so much.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
No, no, no, thanks thieves, guys, I appreciate having its one's less.
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (19:04):
All right, let's talk about that stage invader. Can I
just say what, you're a little loser. Stop doing and
ruining concepts and scaring people. It's just not it's not funny.
Why are you even doing it? What are you gaining
from it?

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Anyway? It's the pajama man.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
He's the one that charged Ariana Grande at the Singapore
Wicked premiere. Anyway, he was deported from Singapore following that stunt.
This is the same guy.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
That's crashed Katy Perry in the Weekend and stuff like that.
He's known for this.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah, yeah, so obviously Gaga in Australia, he rocks up
in Sunny's a wig, a musta.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
She kind of looks like Ray from First Emerch. Do
you remember Ray? He looks like that. Yeah, he looks
like that, a real rock star.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
But people were cottoning onto it and they were like
pointing and going, hang on, that's the guy. That's the
guy that the security guards are like, that's the guy,
and then they.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Escorted him out.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Tasha, who he is? That's the.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah. I wonder what he was planning trying to get
on stage with Gaga. She wouldn't have a bar of it,
would have.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
And you said, what's he gaining from doing all this? Nothing?
Everyone hates you.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Mate, Yes, stop ruining everything. It's not funny anyway. Christina Aguilera,
I love her. We played her song this morning. She
has opened up about hating heights, so she's got a
full fear of heights and her latest concert had to
be filmed at the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Is this what you throw the audio?

Speaker 2 (20:33):
This is no. I'm just looking for you to go.
That would be awful as someone with a fear.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Of heights, just letting you talk, mate, a.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Fear of heights geting up in that elevator going all
the way up. They're going, I have to perform.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
There is sweaty between permanent heights that have been there
for like one hundred years, like the Eiffel Tower versus
cliff faces things like that, or structures that have just
been set up. You know last week I.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Reckon the Eiffel towers. Dodgey, I have a listen to this.
I mean, you just go up and up and up.

Speaker 10 (21:04):
And I don't like elevators either, so it's like double
elevators yeow. Well, because it's confined space and we'rely yeaving
up and you can see everything, so it's not like
an elevator where you can't see anything, like you're exposed.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
You can see all the things going up.

Speaker 10 (21:18):
And then there was a point where the guy in
the elevator that was taking us up, he was like
the elevator stopped.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
All of a sudden. He was like, that is not normal,
And I was.

Speaker 9 (21:26):
Like, is not normal?

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah, you can't write a song about being a fighter
and a strong independent woman and all this and all
that and slag.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Scar of high slag on men.

Speaker 9 (21:38):
She does not.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Hey, let's slag on Joe Jonas for a second. So
he's been roasted online for his parallel parking. So he's
trying to park his car in New York out of
the front of somewhere where there's a lot of people
inside watching. You didn't realize that people are filming him
trying to do the parallel park as a man? Is
that embarrassing?

Speaker 1 (21:58):
You know, like jd row or King William Rode, where
there's really tight car parks and you have to parallel
and there's people sitting right out in the front of me.
You're doing it. You want to nail it the first time.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
There is nothing more satisfying than going past somewhere like
igo that it's spilling out with people and going I'm
going to nail this and nailing it.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah, that would never have happened to you though.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
No, I'm very good at parallel parking. That was the
I got four masks for that. I'm very good at
reverse parallel parking into a tight spot.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
I'm going to be David Beckham here, be honest.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Be honest, yuck, don't say that you're not Beckham.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
You take minimum three goes to get into a car
park minimum. I've seen it here in the office.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
No you have not. That's because this car park is
so dark.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
I see here we go blaming the car park and
it's dark.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
And I've got people watching me, and I get stressed.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
And one more excuse.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
No, there's no more excuses.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
I'm very good BIS one or two point three. It's
eleven past seven, halea Max in the morning, twenty nine,
cloudy in Adelaide today, Max Burford off ship.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Let's talk about the elephant in the room. It's now
more like a whippet, all right, ergo Ryan Bergo Burgess.
I mate, of what fifteen years now?

Speaker 3 (23:08):
And I've seen you go through some wild transformations over
the time that I've known you.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Yeah, and you have.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
I used to look like Renee Lawrence from the Bali nine.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
When you were clean shaven, you did. Yeah, you're in
the Bali Bali nine. But weirdly now you don't look
like her at all. God, you have gone on this
wild transformation over the last six months where you started
Monjarro and you started on this show.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, I didn't. It was actually the people that called
and we're talking about weight loss and OZMP and stuff
like that. People that called and said that they had
done the drugs, they had done Munjaro and had success
and felt okay on it, and I thought, oh my god,
stuff it. Why am I not doing it?

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:48):
But I'm actually, as your friend, surprised that you have
stayed on it and stayed on track.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
And you haven't.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
You are so obsessed with losing weight now and being healthy,
not just losing with donuts.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
So it's better to be obsessed with losing weight.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah, you couldn't help yourself.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
All right?

Speaker 3 (24:06):
So, Burjo, you started this year at one hundred and
seventy something kilos one hundred.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
And seventy seven point four, which when I saw that number,
I was like, you disgusting pig.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Nah. We never looked at you like that.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
I think when you're used to seeing someone every day,
no one ever looked at you and thought that at all.
But now you look back at photos and go, WHOA.
I don't look at you and think the word fact
because I don't like that word. I looked at you
with old photos.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
And go, man, you look really unhealthy.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
You look like a photo we saw the other day
from a year ago, and I look like a bowling ball,
just round so big. Yeah, I waited this morning at
one hundred and twenty four point five, so it's my god,
fifty two point nine.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Holy crap, you're in one hundred and twenties.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah, I want I can't wait to get under that.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
But yes, I'm so proud of you bird. How do
you feel? All right?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
So this is what I wanted to talk about. I
feel good. I feel like I've got more energy. And
so the things like the non scale victories that come
with weight loss, like improved energy, fitting into normal clothes,
you know, like Lauren, my partner bought all of us
Christmas pajamas and I can actually fit into them pajamas,
So fitting into normal clothes, having the energy, all those things.

(25:22):
But there is one thing that has trumped all of that.
And when this happened, I went, oh my god, this
is the first time. And I couldn't even tell you
how long I as a man in the bathroom when
I got naked to have a shower saw it for
the first time?

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Is this legit?

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Could you not see it for all that time?

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Not?

Speaker 1 (25:44):
But it's like in its relaxed state.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
You haven't been able to see it for how many years.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
You saw the photo of me looking like a bowling ball?
You can't see it.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
I can relate.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
I can relate to it being pregnant and you can't
see anything down there, So you haven't been able to
see it.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
And you can you can see you move it.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Away, you can move the belly up.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Could you You can see it has been down.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
But you couldn't just see it there?

Speaker 1 (26:07):
No, like so just tilting your head down and looking
down without leaning forward. No, you couldn't see it.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
How did that make you feel?

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Good? Very good?

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Can I can I say something?

Speaker 1 (26:23):
No?

Speaker 2 (26:24):
I can't say.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
That is what you're going to tell me in the
car park yesterday. Yeah. So if you know this show,
you know that Hailey Pearson can't help herself but to
look at people's crosses.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
It's not that it's not a sexual thing at all.
It's that's something that I do. I don't, I don't
even I'm thinking about something else, but I'm looking down
there and I noticed the other day when we were
walking around, I was like, I've never noticed, I've never
noticed your crutch before.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Then I noticed it.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
I'm so glad.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
I'm really proud of you that you can see now.
That's really nice.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Point three haleya Max in the morning, twenty five past
seven grand. The money been at play at eight o'clock
this morning. A thousand barks in the Christmas would be electable.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
It was so good.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Max, all right, this is where we want parents to
give us a call on thirty one or two three.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
I think we've all been in.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
This situation where your kids decide to go the toilet
when they want to go to the toilet, and.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Quite often time the worst timing.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
We had a very funny situation yesterday where we went
down to Aldinger and we were looking at this This
is Burjo and I and his partner Lauren, and we
were looking at this beach house.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
We were there was a real estate agent there. We
walked in. We were like, oh, yeah, we want to
buy a beach house. Didn't realize we kin'd of want
a but we just wanted to because it's new Silver Sands.
It was a really good spot.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Beaches looked incredible yesterday.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yeah, so good. So we walked into this place.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Burjo and Lauren had their little girl, Sophia there, who's
four years old, and Laura and I are doing the
things like oh yeah, like could you put a door here?
Could you move this out? This is very small, like
doing our thing, like pretending we knew what we did
we would do when we were buying a property. We've
never bought a house together or any other And anyway,
halfway through the moment, when the real estate agents like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
You can probably do this. Yeah, we're getting lots of offers.
So fear goes, Dad, I need that toilet.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Yeah. And so this is a functioning Airbnb that's in
between guess right, and that it was a private open
and it was immaculate like spots.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
It's so nice, like way too fancy for us. There's
no way in hell we could afford to To the.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Point, they had the toilet paper folded like a hotel,
but a stamp like sealed when they do that. Yeah,
so there was like a stamp that sealed the toilet paper.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
You've been there, yes, yeah, okay. So then I thought, well,
we'll distract this real estate agent because Sofia didn't want
to just do a week.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
You could tell in her eyes, no, this is a thing.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
So she said, I need to do we we and
I was like, okay, we we can get away with
you know what I mean, that's okay. And she doesn't
like to use toilet op sometimes. After a week, I
was like, we'll get away with it as soon as
I plunk her down on the toilet and shut the door.
And you've distracted the agent. She goes, I can feel poop, poochue.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
And the panic. Hold hold it. You can't.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
But then you can't ask a child to hold a boo,
especially when they're fought.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Squeeze your bum hold together and hold it.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
It is like so embarrassing when your kid has to
do this at the wrong time, especially at someone's house
or an open This is our open house that we're
going to potentially buy that we didn't buy. Yeah, So
then she came out, and then I walked into the
bathroom and Lauren goes, can you smell?

Speaker 2 (29:37):
It smells so bad?

Speaker 3 (29:40):
As we'd walked like there was a candle and everything,
but that was wafting through the candle.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
So I get this too.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
I've got eleven and a fourteen year old, and everywhere
we go they always need to go to the toilet and.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
It's always a number two. Always. It's so embarrassing. I
don't know what it is.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah, so we're not alone. It's all like parents would
experience the kid. It's going, oh my god, I need
to drop on at the worst time.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, we'd love to know.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Thirty one oh two three is our number, and we'll
get you in the drawer for something amazing.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Oh yeah we will.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Where did your kids need to take that dump? Where
did they go the toilet?

Speaker 1 (30:16):
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Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yeah cool now, thirty one O two three all right?

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Thirteen one oh two three after Grabs today a Saints
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Speaker 3 (30:47):
Want to take your calls on where did your kids
have to go to the toilet? Because Vergoe and I
yesterday with my best friend Lauren, his partner Lauren, we're
looking at a house, an open house. It was just
the three of us in there with your daughter Sofia, and.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
All of a sudden know that, like they're so proper,
aren't they?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yeah, everything's perfect. We love this. Do you like this?
It's divan? And so beer goes Daddy, I need to
go to the toilet.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Next minute, she does a poo in the toilet, not
even in just a wee and one of those fancy
toilets where the toilet paper is stuck down by little
sticky things.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
I've like glued it down and that's the thing. So
I thought it was allay. I thought, yeah, we can
get away with that. And then she turns around, ses,
I can feel a poop? Can I squeeze one out?

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Yeah? And then she's stunk out the whole house.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
So we want to hear from you what happened to you,
Leah in what happened to your son?

Speaker 7 (31:38):
So it was after school and I had to go
to a specialty cake shop to pick up some things
to make his birthday cake for the next day, like always,
he would kind of.

Speaker 9 (31:51):
Wait until after school to go to toilet. So we
got into the shop. I started shopping and he said
to me, I need to do a wei mum. So
I was like, oh my gosh, there's nowhere in his
industrial or stay anywhere to go to the toilet. So
I said to him, go outside, and quickly there was
a bush. I said, quickly, go between the car and
the bush and I'll keep shopping. So he went out
and I just kept shopping and like looking for little

(32:14):
bits and pieces for this cake. And then all of
a sudden, I turn around and he is opening or
at the front door, glass door. There's people everywhere in
this shop and he it has his jobs to his
knees and I can see poo dripping out of him.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Oh no, oh no, no, no, no no in a
cake shop. Yes, oh god, what did you do?

Speaker 9 (32:38):
I like quickly was like, oh my god. I quickly
rushed him, like, let's go get out of here. Oh no,
I had the lady had already gone out the back
to get me something, so I couldn't. I had to
like like wait at the same time. So I went out.
I had to take off his jocks. He'd done it
right next to the car and the car park there
was only three cars apart, so I had to like
use his jobs to pick it up, and I put

(33:00):
it in the car and wipe his bottom. It was
a disaster. And then I had to like get him
in the car and then go back into the shop
and quickly pay for what I'd ordered, like and then
like just drive away. It was a Nightmare's.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Actually so cringey, Like I would die as a hearing
that happening at the moment.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Yeah, a little bit of chocolate mudcake on the doorstep
exactly in.

Speaker 9 (33:24):
A cake shop, and I was, I was horrified. And yeah,
he's never done it since, thank god. But it was
the absolute worst thing.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
And biker parents, amazing story. Thank you so much for sharing.
I'm sure he's definitely not embarrassed at all. Finish sharing
it on the radio.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
It's exactly what we want here thirteen three. We want
to know when the kids had to go where inappropriate
times places.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
It's a safe place right here.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
I can't hold it.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yeah, they just get really excited. It's never a number one,
it's always a number two.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Are give us a b I'll take more calls right
after Lenny Klavitz Mix one and two point three? How
do you Max in the morning? Max berthod Off sick today?
I wish how do you max in the morning? Twenty nine?
I love that summer's finally here. A bit of cloud
around today though, Max berford Off sick wit one thousand
bucks heading into Christmas. The Money Minute playing at eight
o'clock this morning.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Perfect weather to do a poo in an open house?
Come on? That happened yesterday?

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Virgio and myself were at this open house in Oldinger,
beautiful house, beautiful beach house, just like sussing it to
see if we could buy it.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Realized that we couldn't buy it, couldn't afford it. But
that's okay.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Your four year old was there and decided to do
a poo in the open house.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
You're in an open house, it's immaculate for ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
But what do you do?

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Why I go there?

Speaker 3 (34:42):
You can't say no to a four year old when
they say it's coming out, daddy. So we're getting your
calls on thirty one o two three. Let's go to
Kylie first in Craigmore. Where did your son have to go?

Speaker 6 (34:53):
Good morning?

Speaker 11 (34:53):
We were on holiday in the Gold Coast and unfortunately
is mappy was super weight. He had a belly full
of pull water. So pulled over at the back of
a Dan Murphy's car park, right at the very back
so that I could change his nampy and you could
do a bushwhee. And then as they turned around to
get another nappy, he goes, Mom, I need to prove
and I said wait. As I'm saying wait, we get
back to the hotel, it just falls straight out of him,

(35:14):
like because he's standing. It was just disgusting.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
All over your car.

Speaker 11 (35:19):
No, he was standing outside in the car park on
a manhole.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Spot Dan Murphy's in the Gold Coast. It wouldn't be
the first time this just happened.

Speaker 11 (35:29):
Well, I got it was. It was so bad it
I was too embarrassed. I was like, oh my god,
I hope there's like no cameras around. But I didn't
want to leave it there. I didn't know what to do,
and I had no bottles of water anything. So I
used plastic nappy bags on my hands like gloves and
like scooped it.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Up like a dog.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Hoo.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, oh thank god, you don't live there. That's where
you go.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
I would move states if that was mere pretty fun.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
It's genuinely like of Saturday night on the Gold Coast.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Yeah, but they're normally like twenty five year old women
doing it.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
All right, Melissa in Beverly, this is you as a kid.
Where'd you have to go?

Speaker 8 (36:05):
Well, apparently my mum told me this story. So I
had a bit of a fetish with public toilets when
I was like three years old. And this is back
in the day when it was so it's obviously Bank
SA now, but back then it was State bank. And
this is before ATM. So the bank was packed because
it was payday and I'm like, Mama, need to go
to tours. She's like, no, you can wait. I've just

(36:26):
taken you before we left home. So she's at the ATM.
I'll pull my pants down and pee all over the carpet.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
I'm not inside the bank.

Speaker 8 (36:33):
Inside the bank.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Oh my god. That's when they had to change the bank,
say had to change the whole brain.

Speaker 8 (36:38):
Yeah, And my mum was so light, she was so embarrassed.
She never went back to that. No, was you bank again.
She would travel further on the bus just to go
to another branch.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Oh, do you remember at the moment or not?

Speaker 3 (36:52):
No? No, thank yousa Dara instrat the album What's Your Story?

Speaker 6 (36:59):
Hi.

Speaker 12 (37:00):
So, my son a week earlier had swallowed the lego
man head. He was beside himself and so upset. But
you know, we waited a few days. It never came out,
so I kind of just thought we'd missed it or whatever.
We got invited to one of his little friend's places,
you know, for the first time. They were friends from childcare.
It's okay, we've never met these people. Let's go there.

(37:20):
We had a great time. We hit it off, the
whole family.

Speaker 9 (37:22):
It was great.

Speaker 12 (37:23):
But just as we're about to leave, you know, standing
in the kitchen, you're saying, you know you goodbyes, or
you know, we'll have to catch up again.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Sing.

Speaker 12 (37:30):
He kind of just stood there and looked a bit funny.
He just shook his leg and the lego man head
fell out. It wasn't it wasn't pooh. It was just
this lego man head. Yeah, it was clogged up a
little bit with pooh. But I was so embarrassed or mortified.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
What the hell?

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Yeah, like the smelly brown lego man head does he
cut out.

Speaker 12 (37:52):
It just popped out like there was no pooh. I
mean it was clogged with pooh, but there was no
other pool, so it was poor.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
I don't feel that would hurt scratchy feeling.

Speaker 12 (38:07):
And our friends, luckily they've become our best is now
they kind of look and we're like, hang on, and
then my husband and I looked, going is that what
we think it is? And sure enough, yeah, it was
this head.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
That has just blown my mind. Can we give him
a prise? Please?

Speaker 12 (38:26):
Oh my son Lincoln, he'll be mortified. He said this
on the radio.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Six Now, okay, okay, that's all right. He's still before
you get embarrassed. All right, you get a prize.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
You can go to Saints shopping alright with that shopping experience, Oh.

Speaker 12 (38:41):
Thank you so much. Look for him for his little effort.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
All right, I've got your plans for the weekend. This
is so exciting.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
The Adelaidy Christmas Village is back and if you haven't been,
you gotta come.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Don't miss out this year. It is so fun.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
It's a Victoria Square Friday December and Saturday, December thirteen,
So four o'clock from four o'clock on Friday, and from
midday on Saturday, we've got one hundred stalls of local stalls.
You can do all your Christmas shopping like it's like
a European Christmas village.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yes, it's awesome and there's so much to do for
the kids as well.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Families Free Kid Zone, Father Christmas is there pretty much
the whole time. You can get free photos with Santa.
There's heaps of activities for the kids. There's a bar,
there's food trucks, there's everything. We'd love you to come.
We're going to be there both days. Obviously it's our
event and we really want you to come. It's amazing
in the heart of the city. The Adelaidy Christmas Village
December twelve and thirteen at Vic Square, gold Coin Entry.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
And let me just also point out the fact that
the weather is going to be spectaculum.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Yeah, lit, yeap.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Get there.

Speaker 8 (39:45):
Ten questions, sixty seconds, one thousand dollars cash Alien Max's
Money minute thanks to Autiomasters.

Speaker 9 (39:54):
All right.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
I would have paid Peter and malanows because one thousand
dollars to stop social media for kids under sixteen, But
we can do that for free now.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Because today's the day. It's happened. Yes, it's happened. It
has happened right now.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
But we also have a thousand dollars to give you
and you can spend on whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
And Elena is on the phone in paraphl gardens.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Oh sorry I didn't put her on here. Hey Elena,
sorry my bag girl.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
How are you feeling this morning?

Speaker 12 (40:21):
I'm nervous and my brain's not even working because I'm
doing chowercare drop off. But we'll see how we go.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Do you know what, sometimes that's the best. You don't
know what's going to come out of your mouth when
your brain's not working.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
I have that every day.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Yeah, yeah, it's like swimming through custard being in my brain.
All right, are you ready, Elena. I'm going to get
Burio is going to give you the rules, and then
I'm going to do the question.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Yeah. Ten questions, sixty seconds. If you don't know one, pass,
all right, we will come back to it. We do
have to take your first answer as well. Ten bucks
for everyone to get right.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Thank you, you got this, girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Let's do this question Number one, name of color on
the Chinese flag red?

Speaker 2 (40:57):
What country was? Rebel Wilson born.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
In England Hello Possums is an iconic saying from which
Ossie TV star?

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Hush? What type of product does Dolemo make?

Speaker 12 (41:11):
Path be thought?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Name a mecca location in Adelaide? Random will don't start
now as a hit?

Speaker 2 (41:17):
By which singer jurelipa?

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Where would you get a septum piercing in your na?
Adelaide United is a team in which sport So? What
are children under sixteen?

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Band? From? As of today social media? What noise does
a cat make?

Speaker 12 (41:34):
Now?

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Hello possums is an iconic saying from which Ossi TV star?

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Who's now no longer alive?

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Oh's last one to lock in?

Speaker 12 (41:45):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (41:47):
He's a dame? Barry rum Free, alright, you.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Have done exceptionally well. Do you feel in your bones
that you did well?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Kind of? I don't know.

Speaker 12 (42:04):
Maybe.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Oh you feel so nervous. All right, let's put you
out of your misery. B is going to tell you
how you went?

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Okay? Yes, yellow is a yellow and redder colors on
the Chinese flag. You know what, Let's give you the
Barry Humphreys one, because Barry Humphreys did say Hello possums,
but Dame Edna was the answer. We're also looking for
past the source made by Dolemeo. There is a mecha
in Rundel Moore do a LIPI things that don't start
now you would get a sipped in piercing in the nose.

(42:30):
Adelaid United is a soccer team. Children under sixteen are
band from social media and what noise does a cat make?

Speaker 3 (42:36):
You?

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Send me out? Oh? Does it? That's a tough one,
yes it does.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
So there's nine out of ten. That's that's so far.
That's ninety dollars. If you get one more right, you
get a thousand bucks.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
The one that it all hinges on? What country was? Redbulls?
Shut up, I'm trying to win a ground. You're going
to tell them?

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (42:57):
Literally, Oh my god, I got this strong.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Didn't know what country was Rebel Wilson born in You
said England?

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Oh she's born in Australia.

Speaker 8 (43:10):
No, no, no, surely, surely, I said Australia because like
charka drop off mum life, Like surely.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
I would love to do that, but I would get
in a lot of trouble, a.

Speaker 8 (43:21):
Lot like it's okay, I'm.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
So sorry, but you got ninety dollars than you. Let's
celebrate that.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Oh yeah, god, that's kind to sting, doesn't it? It's
so much I see any repairs required on your car
with autocam video reporting from Automaster's service and repair centers
called auto Masters on one three hundred Auto Masses.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Next, guys, we are bringing back the prank call.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
We want to talk about the social media band that's
happened today and remedies on things that we used to
do as kids growing up.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Yeah, how do you entertain yourself before scrolling mindlessly on TikTok?

Speaker 3 (43:55):
And it was always let's prank call someone. Let's call
someone tell them that one a thousand bucks that kind. Yeah,
we're going to talk about it next. We'd love to
get your views as well.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
All right, thirty one o two three call anytime, HALEU
Max on Mica Pigs one O two point three Hale
Max in the morning twenty four past eight, gonna get
to twenty bit of some bit of cloud around today,
but we're loving those warm days. Max Burford off six.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
I'm so happy yesterday about two o'clock Snapchat disappeared for
our kids. Then it was I think Instagram, and then
TikTok for my son. Anyway, was the last one to
go last night and today is officially it's December tenth.
There's no social media for kids under sixteen, and we
think it is bloody fantastic. And we're going to talk
to Peter Malanawskas.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
In a second.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
He's actually got the best story about how this all
came about. As South Australians, we should be really proud
that this is this is happening here.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Spearheaded by he took this national and then we you
know what, that's a good idea, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
I would say, not even spearheaded by him. I would
say spearheaded by his wife. The whole idea came from
his wife. We'll tell we'll talk about that in a sec.
But offered Burgeon, and I've been talking about you know
what we did growing up. We didn't have any social media.
We didn't even have phones until I was in year twelve,
So we used to do things.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
I don't know if this is relatable.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
I would on my Saturday nights, I would have my
friend over. We would make fake radio shows. Used to
do that all the time, and then we would also
prank call like random numbers from the home phone.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Yes, or do you know I useduld do it a lot.
I should prank call people I knew from payphones and
try and get them to know that it was you,
because you know, when it would connect for like a
real split second. We reverse charges, yes or no, not
reverse charges, but it would just connect so you could
hear the hell.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
You get back.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
I hope that they knew it was you from a
payphone to any number. And I also used to love
a reverse charges.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
I love reverse charges.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Will you accept this call from Haley Hailey? Come come
beat me up a song?

Speaker 3 (45:51):
So the prank calls to me though, it was something
that was just like that was so nineties of us,
like everybody did it.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
It was fun, and so we have been thinking, let's
do it. Let's like I love.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
I actually consider myself quite good at prank calls because
I can do different voices.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
And they don't have to be mean. That can be fun.
Because we and I on school holidays, got this prank
call from these two sisters and I don't know how
it ended up happening, but we ended up staying on
the phone to them for three hours one day.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Those were the days. Yeah, yeah, three our phone call.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
They called our house and then we all just vibed,
and then we were on the phone for three hours.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
You see, I like that because you're talking to each other.
It's not just like messaging on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
But whereas now, what your kids would spend three hours scrolling?

Speaker 12 (46:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Yuck?

Speaker 3 (46:39):
All right, let's deal a prank call out of all
our family members.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Yeah, who do we call? Well? I was thinking your dad,
because your dad likes to get angry when he can't understand.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
What's I'll get really embarrassed if he does get angry. Okay,
what about your mom? Annie?

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Yeah, gullible?

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Okay, so Burgo's mum. Annie and I bond over.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
The fact that we both like Team She's actually she is.
She would spend her life savings on Team she deliveries.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Let's call Okay, I'm going to prank your mom next
and see what happens.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
All right about her tea meal addiction. Yeah, okay, a
prank call on the radio next? And you know what,
if this goes well, I think it's fair to say
that this can be a lesson for kids. Yeah, here's
how you can feel your time.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
I would be fine with my kids doing prank calls.
I would rather that doom scrolling yeah, of.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Course, all right, let's come out next to How It
Goes Mix two point three, Good Money, Pallia, Max in
the Morning, twenty degrees right now twenty nine the top
bit of cloud around today, Max Burfett Off six.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Brilliant day for South Australian today.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Today is the day that we are going to start
saving lives because the social media band has begun for teenagers.
Anyone under sixteen can't use social media, which is excellent.
And we've been talking this warning about what we used
to do because we grow up with noose social media,
none of that.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
I didn't even have a phone.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
I used to genuinely throw rocks in the creepy yeah
the house.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Do you want me your home phone number? Seven nine,
eight six one nine.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Yeah, eight three one six or five nine? What about
old people? Why do they answer the home phone by
saying the number?

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Yeah, seven nine a six one night? Hello Hello. So
we were all about as.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Growing up in the nineties, we were, you know, calling
home phones and making prank calls. And I'm so chill
with my kids doing that. I would much rather than
do that than doom scrull.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Yeah, I mean, there's some things that we used to
do that. I would not recommend, like I got bust
doing graffiti. A friend gave me a tag, Oh my god,
you know graffiti. They were rotunda next to the house.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Don't do that.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
And then some old Karen from the neighborhood marched me
back home and was like, your son just did graffiti.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Yeah, I don't do that. That's that's that's so.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
There's some things we don't recommend about doing my back
in the day, but some things were a bit of
harmless fun.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Yeah, don't be a tagger. All right, I'm about to
do a prank call. This is what this is my jam.
This is what I used to do in the nineties,
and I'm quite good at it. If I do so,
sad myself. I'm gonna call Burgo's mom. Now, just keep
in mind, Burgo's mom is addicted to TIMU, loves it
so much.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
And she's lovely to the point where she's potentially a
little bit gullible.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
She's so lovely. She's got an American accent. I love
her so much. I hope she doesn't recognize my voice.
So I'm gonna make it real, Nail nasally for it.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
All right, Should we go let's do that.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
We Hello, Hi, is this Antoinette Burgess. Yes, it is hi, Antwinette.
My name's Amanda from Team in Australia. We're just doing
the rounds for Christmas, just to say thank you to
our most valued customers.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
And I know that you're a big fan of Temu.
I try not to be, but I am. I know.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
We have noticed that you have a very active account
with us, which we are so grateful for. We love
your support and you're actually in the top three percent
of users in your age bracket using Temu, which is fantastic.
We would love to fly you to Sydney. I don't
know if this interests you to be the face of
Tamus Seniors. We've got seven people already locked in from

(50:05):
around the country and you would be our Adelaide representative.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Are you interested in that?

Speaker 9 (50:10):
Really, this isn't a gag or a scam.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
No oh no, I know it sounds like it's a gag,
but it's definitely not. We have got like seven people
from around the country to be the new face of
t Seniors, which is a new bracket for us because
generally we're really for the young people.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
But you have just outdone yourself with yourself.

Speaker 9 (50:38):
Very funny guy, yourself.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
I was gonna offer you a five thousand dollars gift.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Good buy the whole website.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (50:55):
I was so offend? Seniors, honey, I love that you
are a teaming fan.

Speaker 9 (51:06):
You guys.

Speaker 12 (51:07):
I don't even know what to say.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
I love you, Eddie.

Speaker 6 (51:12):
I was so offended.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
I thought, how do you know I'm a senior?

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Probably judging by this stuff you're buying, I don't.

Speaker 9 (51:20):
Know how can I be in the top three percent?

Speaker 11 (51:24):
And that was also offensive because I thought I'd be
higher than that.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
I love you, Ednie, love you.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Oh my god, it's amazing.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Can we please bring back the Frank Cole We've got
three two more shows after this.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Can I make some more Frank calls?

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Is really fun, very very good at it. I'm looking
forward to hearing more of those. Look someone that we
shouldn't prank. I don't think Peter Mellansk.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Is premiere, No, no, no, no, very serious man. We love
him dearly and it's all thanks to him and his
wife Annabelle as to why we have this band. And
we're going to talk to him next.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
All right, hear the story? Hallia Max in the twenty
nine cloudy in Adelaide. Today in a historic day in
Australia as kids under sixteen officially banned from using social media,
and the man here in South Australia, responsible.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Peter malanowskis I am just so grateful.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
This is the best day of twenty twenty five because
today is the day that social media is banned for
under sixteens.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (52:22):
No, I don't need to think. Maybe this is a
real win for South Australia. This is a reform that's
been now being applied nationally. Tens of thousands of young
kids are losing their social media accounts yesterday and today.
But it all started in South Australia. It's a South
Australian It started right here. We announced it that we
were doing in South Australia in May, Bobby. By November

(52:43):
it was going national and today the rest of the
wall has got its eyes on Australia.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Can you remind parents and kids that are like.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Oh, look, this is the end of the world.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
What am I going to do without social media? Remind
why why are you doing this?

Speaker 6 (52:55):
There is now this huge volume of globally per viewed
research that says excessive social media use amongst young people
leads to increased levels of childhood anxiety, childhood depression. In
a tentatives is in class like it is changing the
way that young people's brains mature in a way that's
decidedly unhealthy. So something needs to be done about that.

(53:18):
The second thing we know is that these companies are
deliberately making the algorithms addictive. Now, whenever you see a
company trying to profit here out of addiction of young people,
someone's going to do something about it. And inside Australia
I said, we're going to do it, and today it
comes into effect right around the nation. And as I said,
like there is literally the rest of the world is
watching over the course of the next forty eight hours
because if this takes often goes well, many other countries

(53:42):
are set to replicate.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Now we know the reasons why, But what for you
personally would you say is the number one thing that
you're hoping this achieves for kids, for their mental health
or for families. What's the number one thing for you?

Speaker 6 (53:54):
So I've got four young kids, my Audiene is ten,
but like every other parent, I worry about them getting
the best upbringing. They can not being sitting and looking
at a screen the whole time, but actually getting out
and enjoying life, playing netball or footy, or playing an
instrument or doing dance classes. I don't really care what
it is. We want kids to get out and about

(54:14):
and enjoy the world around them, and you simply don't
achieve that when you're sitting in a dark and corner
somewhere looking at a screen the entire time. And we
know that is happening. We live in this magnificently peaceful
state with the natural world around us. Kids are going
to learn how to engage with that in a healthy way.
And by having less screen time and more time out
and about, that's better for their upbringing, which means they're

(54:37):
a better adulthood. And I think that's something we all.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Want one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
And do you know what on behalf of parents in
South Australia that may have had a child with depression
or maybe lost a child because of this, thank you
so much for this decision. I think this is the
greatest thing that we are doing for our children in
South Australia, So thank you.

Speaker 6 (54:53):
Well you don't you think this actually started? My wife
at a book called The Anxious Generation, and it's all
about it's all about this research connecting social media addiction
from these companies with harms to kids. And she put
the book down, never forget it and looked at me
and she said, you've got to do something about this.
And from there, yeah, it's a true story. And from
there it started. And we've got the Chief Justice of

(55:15):
the Hardcourt of Australia, Robert French, to do a report
for us. I then took the report to National Cabinet,
then the PM picked it up and away we went.
I just think this is something that this just demonstrates
that South Australia has the capacity to lead the world.
We're the first place in order to give women the
right to vote. We've got a whole range of first
coming out of South Australia and this just adds to
the list.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Yeah, it actually feels like you could be saving a generation.
I went out for dinner with some friends and they're
sixteen to eighteen year old kids. None of them knew
how to have a conversation. They all were born they
wanted to leave it. You are turning their brains from
mush into active functioning brains, saving the generation.

Speaker 6 (55:52):
This is the whole idea right now. Look, it's not
going to fix every problem, right like, and kids will
find a way around it. No different to a seventeen
or sixteen year old stinker a beer when they shouldn't.
But but the point is that we've got a standard
that parents can seek to apply because everyone's on the
same page. The power of this reform rests in us
having a standard that parents can then use. Right. This
is not the state regulating the relationship between a social

(56:15):
media platform and a kid. What we're really doing is
empowering parents and say, hey, listen, all your classmates are
in the same boat here, and we're going to try
and stick to it.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
And you know what, we grew up fine, we didn't
have social media.

Speaker 6 (56:25):
What's what's the worst thing that's going to happen? But
what are we worried about here? Like, the worst thing
that's going to happen is a kid might talk to
one another.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
I mean, heaven forbid, Yeah that's so true.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Hey, thank you so much for calling mallanous because we
love you so much.

Speaker 6 (56:38):
No, no, no, thanks, thieves, guys, I appreciate having us
on all.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Right, look to all the parents who are experiencing this today,
you've got this.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Yeah, and also we're gitting together. We've all got to
be on the same page. We can't have half the
parents going, oh no, you can just get on anyway,
because then it just dilutes everything. Let's just all jump
on board and let our kids be kids like we were.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
And you know what, we all probably have to pull
ourselves up sometimes on our use.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Well I'm fully addicted.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Yeah, yeah, all right, that's it. We're out of here.
Michelle Murphy coming up next to your chance to kick
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