October 9, 2023 • 47 mins
Today, on the Ali Clarke Breakfast Show:
- The Australian Masters Games has hit our city streets
- Ali is preparing the Clarke family for doomsday by planting veggies
- We open up the Book of Records to find the person who has the weirdest tendencies (and there were MANY)
- Ben and Jackie Gillies (Reality TV Couple) joins the show to chat about their Amazing Race journey
- E-News: Thousands of rockets have been fired at Israel and Adelaide's own Hugh Sheridan was caught up in the chaos, stuck in a stairwell / The Voice AU winner Tarryn Stokes smashes Celine Dion rendition / Taylor Swift has been catching up with some celeb friends and their bill racked up over $4000
- We discuss those moments when relationships have been tested to breaking point, and our callers weigh in
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hi, there, Ali Clarky with you.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, it's Max Perfect.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
Hello, it's also Shane Lowe.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Hey, guys, what do you think would be the longest
you could possibly talk about something that you have absolutely
no interest in?
Speaker 4 (00:11):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
You mean, like, well, what's your example?
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
So you know how we have the TV screens up here,
but we don't get any of the sound. And I
was watching Sam Mack, who's you know, he's a good
South Astralian boy, but he basically had to do about
six or seven weather crosses talking about pottery.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, he's usually got a lot of different things to
talk about.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
Today it was just oh, just pottery. If it was
like his friend's business that he was helping, what.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Was going on there? And I'm sure he did a
great job. Everyone looked like they were laughing and having
a gay old time, which is good. But what do
you reckon the longest you'd be able to do?
Speaker 5 (00:43):
How long are some of our breaks when we come
in some of the stuff? I go, I don't know much.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
About that, but haven't you done Potter in the past?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, I know, I'm on Big Potter.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay, so Big Potter talk to us about it for
thirty seconds?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
No, great jo the podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
And our sound track of the day Brice Springsteen Glory Days.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, why are we playing that? Well, massive shout out
to everybody competing or maybe visiting to our fair state
for the Masters Games, which is on right now now,
you guys a bet. Well, maybe because you're young, Max
and you don't care about sports, Chaine would probably have
never even heard or thought much about Masters Games.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
It doesn't come across her mind a lot. The Olympics maybe,
But if.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You have gone anywhere around town over the weekend or
will over this week, you will see a lot of
people in matching Swiss Swiss tracksuits and lanyards around their neck.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yes, you're yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
So this is for the Masters and so anybody can go.
I went in the Masters a couple of years ago.
You've competed in the game, got a gold medal, Thanks
very much.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Do you tell people that I competed in the Games?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
No? I tell people I'm a gold medalist at the
Games Netball, and I'm going to declare it right now.
I was incredibly lucky to be holding onto the netball
skirts of former Australian Thunderbirds Ravens. Basically that was seriously short,
and they called me up and said, mate, do your
mind just filling in?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
And we won.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
In fact, I think I went to Mexico for the final,
so I didn't actually play. No, I didn't go there
for the final. I was already had a holiday book.
Oh so I didn't actually even play in the gold
medal game.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
I went to Mexico for the final. It was just like,
oh my god, she's so good.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
She fell over there.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
But I went to Mexico like Comma the final, but
it's really good.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I was driving through the city on Saturday and there
are a group of women in black and red tracksit.
I don't even know where they're from. But I've been
playing this amazing guessing game of what sports you could
be playing, because actually, how old are you? Max?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I am thirty one and I'm the Master, my Master.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
You can be in the Masters? Really yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
So yeah, because it's.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Now as thirty or even thirty five and some, but
mainly thirty.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
It was like sixty plus.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
No, you two could try to win a gold medal
and go to Mexico.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Well, the rest of the tame compete, Shane, you.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Could even do the Masters. There's heaps of different sports.
It's not just like Neddie and swimming and stuff.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
It's amazing sports like the walking soccer, which I love,
and the bank, which I'm a very interesting because I
don't know what that is, but it sounds the what
what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
The my god?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Any what the hell is a baton?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
What do you think is? Alright?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Go and google petonk Right? Hey, Mazzie, how was your weekend?
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
That was good? So I remember when you sent your
little man away on camp for what two nights?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, it was two nights and three days recovery years.
You don't know how I spent my whole weekend now
packing and getting ready my daughter to go away on
rowing camp to wait for it an entire week, wait
sixty ghizilion bags to pass. She got on the bus
twenty one minutes ago and now I don't see her
(04:11):
until well Sunday. And how are you feeling great?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh, dear friend. Bus left at six am.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
We going to murray Bridge. Yeah, so they're up there.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
For an in time. Keep murray Bridge lucky.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
There.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I know they're going to have so much fun, especially
when I saw how hot it's going to be. But anyway,
so yes, no, and you'll be pleased to know two torches, yes,
one headlamp and yeah, because Mazzy bought a massive, big
one because it's a.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Big dolphin torch.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
He big dolphin to But that's what we were doing.
So Max, you were doing something and I don't know
about you guys, but you were essentially at an event
that I think is in the top two worst things
you can do in your life. Number one being attending
a baby shower, Number two being a Bucks or a Hens.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, I was aware you had it in for Bucks
and Hens. Oh wow, days do you know.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Like any time that you are expected to be cool
by putting a tiny plastic penis straw in your mouth,
like and that's supposed to celebrate Like.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
No, you'll be surprised to know there weren't too many
tiny penis straws at our.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Bucks for two days on a Buck show. It was
a long, long couple of days.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Okay, So did you do anything cool and funny for
the Bucks? Like what you your Bucks show, which Shane
and I labeled what the most Boring on the Earth went.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
We were down down the South coast, so that was
sort of Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You lined up at the Port Elliott Bakery.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Did you We did go there yesterday.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yes, they're nice and now you know the buck was
getting around town in a flat Earth Society t shirt.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Very good to suggested that they needed to.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Question everything you had a fake taxi had on. If
you know what that is, you know what it is,
and if you don't, you don't google that incognito.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
We can can't explain that on the radio.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, he was noticing. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
A taxi, as you know means. I thought that was
a time leader.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
You can google fake taxi in your own time, probably
not on a work computer. Oh no, No, we had
a lot to a lot to eat, a lot to drink.
There was so that breakfast yesterday, for example.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
That you went to the Port Eliot paper.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
I was actually given my breakfast yesterday by a friend,
which was lovely.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
But it's because we had made a deal.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Previous evening betslash deal. Yes, I was threatening to give
him a rather, I had hold of the back of
his jocks, threatening to give him a very large wedgie and.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
It for me free breakfast if you didn't give your
mad age. Seriously, this sounds like fun.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Yes, the good thing about that is I didn't quite
recall that happening needed did he.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
One of our friends had a video.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Which we were all scrolling through our phones next day, going,
oh that was fun, that's a good memory.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
And we listened to the video and so.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
I'll give you free breakfast if you let me go,
and I said, yes, God, for a memory. I mean,
there's benefits to the Bucks weekend. You just probably have
to film it all, all right, don't show Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
All right. The other thing that we need to touch
based on about the weekend, Shane Low, The very last
thing you said to us was that your parents had
been in town and you were going to catch up
with a girl. That's right, girl, we're calling it calling
her that.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
No, we can't call.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
To catch up.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, yeah we did.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Get ready, there's another Buck show are exclusive. I was
sitting there watching my little fellow's baseball training yesterday that
went not for two hours, as had been advertised in
the email, but three and a half.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Three and a half hour baseball training. The games even
go that long?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Oh wow, it was a lot. But because I had
things to do, yeah I was. I got on and
got in and started googling into Disneyland and the app
that you can get and everything else. And it's called
a Genie pass and it shows you exactly which lines
are the least. So if you're taking your kids, they've
got all that sorted for you. So it really truly
can be the happiest place on it.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Wow, if that didn't sell you on going to Disneyland organization.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
A genie all right, and I've.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Got something else for you.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It's going to be big alright.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
All right, hey, I am. Aside from a bit of baseball,
running around with the kids, packing the eldest daughter off
to camp, I officially started the Clark Household doomsday clock.
I've planted veggiest. I know every year I start this
(08:52):
and I go, this will be the year. I remember
Matt once got on board with me, and he just
wanted to be able to grow tomatoes the amount of.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Water we want it.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Just a simple man.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
It's a simple man with cherry tomato. Actually he really does.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
He does. When Shane ran into him at a birthday party,
he just walked in. We've been out to dinner. He'd
walk straight up to the buffet table and then what
smashed it in type pun.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
And every single cherry tomato in the bowl, but.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Just like popped him in as if they were meant
to or something.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Tic tacks in and out that anyway, one year he
got on board and he was just determined to grow
this in the air. I think we might have put
about I reckon twenty seven thousand dollars worth of water
on this and got three cherry my nose out of.
So every year we start, and I really want this
to work because I want the kids to be involved
(09:45):
and to see, you know, and to grow stuff, and
the stuff that we're doing they can then eat it
and healthy eating and blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Blah, so sustainable.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
So I let them all choose what they wanted to
plant in the Clerk veggie gardens, which will be barren
wasteland in probably about seventeen days. We have purple carrots.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Purple carrot.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah, we have one strawberry. We have a flower that
was Maddie. I bought pumpkins in because I figure they're
quite hardy. I think I should be able to grow them.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Do you think, yeah, you could become one of those
people nursing like a forty kilo.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Imagine if I have a giant pumpkin. What else did
we get?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
And we got some silver beet and we got some
rock melons.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
What's the theory behind one strawberry? You're putting it late
if you want.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
There's a lot of pressure on it, isn't it to perform?
I don't know?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Sorry? Can we just get back to the silver beat?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I mean what is that?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
And what do you put it in?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Okay, Shane, let me start. It's green, so you're it's
like a spinach.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Not their most exciting weekend activity.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
What though, there is something awesome about gardening and getting
your hands in the dirt. And I know this is
and this is this is the moment that I felt
I became old because I felt great and it was wonderful.
And the kids we've warded them for a day now
we feel like we're achieving things. It's been awesome.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
So the old person thing, yes, do you think that
this gardening is an old person thing?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I would say, don't you think when's the last time
you've seriously gardened the lawn? Yesterdaysing the lawn doesn't really
count like seriously gardened.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Oh so you don't, you're too young?
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Shane garden over the weekend, in fact, because my parents
bought me an inside tree, I mean an outside tree.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
For the inside.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
It's a huge Japanese maple that sits right next to
my TV. And now every time it needs to get sunk,
it'll lift the pot out, take it out in the front,
let it get shune, and then put it back inside.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
So you're taking your plant for walks every day.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Well done, Just plant in the backyard.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
But also what's making me feel old is the fact
that I've lost my phone and now I'm on a
Samsung and I'll swapped from an iPhone, so now I'm
getting lessons from my dad about how to.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Use okay, getting old thing I can recognize. One of
my friends yesterday, as we were driving back from South Coast,
was like, I really like this song.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
What is this song?
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Set it on the screen in the car, and he
pulled out his phone. I'm like, all right, he's gonna
shizam it opens up the camera app takes a picture
of the dashboard with the song name on it instead
of using shazam, and I was like, you are now
a boomer.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
To be complete with fair, I didn't see a problem
with that, and two explain.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
It tigde find out what's happening in the world entertainment.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Ali Clark look looks done on a bit of a
somber note, what about this devastation in Israel and everything
that's happened, unbelievable Harmas, which has been recognized as a
terrorist organization, is basically five thousands of rockets. It was
this massive sneak attack mass he's telling you all about
in the news. It's front page of the paper and
everywhere else. But essentially, Hugh Sheridan, of all people, Adelaide's
(12:53):
Hugh Sheridan was caught up in it. He was there
and basically he posted a few hours ago everyone was
living life completely normal in Israel. It's a big Jewish
holiday yesterday one week after in a year, we're at
a barbecue with young people who are now on their
way to go and guards at a fight. My heartbreaks.
And he was in a stairwell, so he was actually there.
They got out and managed to get to the airport
and safely bordered to fly to Athens and Greece. But
(13:16):
they were like these people were even hang gliding in too.
Israel and then China. It seems to be with the
aside from killing people, they've then been trying to get
as many hostages as they can and then get back over.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
I saw this, it came up.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
It was a music festival going on, a whole bunch
of like twenty year old people dancing along oblivious.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
One of you guys realized.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
He sort of turns around the camera and there's just
like fifty paragliders coming into the music.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Ho It's just unbelievable. Kylie Jenna has swiftly deleted an
instant story she appeared to endorse his Rael in this conflict,
but then all of a sudden, everybody started writing hashtag
unfollowed Condelie Jenna.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
No, that's terrible.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Bruno Mars was forced to cancel his concert as well.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Isn'tet one of the Jenas I thought solved all war
by putting a daffodil in a gun for a pepsi ad.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I thought I thought she solved war.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Hashtag put out your Kardashians. All right, let's go to
the Voice now. A little bit of a spoiler alert
in case he wanted to catch up on this today.
But we have to talk about the lady who won.
She's a mom of two she's forty years of age.
Her name is Taren Stokes. Check out how good she sinks.
Speaker 8 (14:32):
On risk right, she got pipes, tarans and she goes up.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
It was it was pretty outstanding.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Jessica our boy get on stage.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
What was she wearing?
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Something that I love her so much. Stylist is obviously
taking the like the peddle, like really, stylist has got
side bets with someone and jess is up there going, wow,
that was great.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
You're the best singer in Australia. Let me show you
how I would have.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Done listened to it anyway, It's all about Taran Stokes.
Her new single Nobody is available to stream now, which
is unfortunate. Name ever ever?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Who won the last voice?
Speaker 5 (15:30):
Who I have already forgotten the name of this Sky
Subastian's brother.
Speaker 8 (15:33):
Didn't he win?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Did he win a voice? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Because there was that big thing that I don't think
that was last year because everybody said he cheated or something. Anyway, well,
I'm Tarran Stokes again. Her single Nobody stream now sucks.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
What would they do that to?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Okay, let's finish with this one. Taylor Swift has had
an epic girl's night out with celebrity powers, including Blake
Lively we all know lovely married to Ryan Reynolds, Sophie
Turner who's just split from that Jonas brother.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah, yeah, I think girls will be coming off the
long run.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Mate, and Brittany Mahomes, who is the wife of the
great quarterback that is on the same team as Kelsey
what's his name?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Trailer?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Trailer, yeah, trailer, that's how we're calling them. So this
is what a big, big girl's night epic. It says
girls night Out is for Taylor Swift. Twelve of them
went to Soho Eatery and they racked up a four
thousand dollars bill.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
That sounds pretty good so far, I'll be honest.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah, but this is what the order is. Two bottles
of sam Pell and Greno, which is bubble water, two cosmos,
and two.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Aperol spritzers for four grand.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Well, and then they had the fixed This is the
best bit they had the fixed price menu. I just
love that idea of everybody sitting around and I wonder
if in a group where Taylor Swift worth seven hundred
and forty million, Blake Lively he's worth thirty million, and
who picked up the bill by the way, if there
is ever that moment where you're sitting in your celebrity's
(16:57):
pals going, I know she ordered the barren Monday, she
better put more in.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Two cosmos.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
That's it, but two spicy waters and two cosmos.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
And two aperol spirits, cocktails.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
And mild sore heads this morning. In soher.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
It appears I owe a couple of people in apology. Now,
unfortunately for me, the couple of people I own apology
is sitting right opposite me. The Mac's perfect and you Shaneloh.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
I don't know what it's about, but I'm excited to
receive the apology.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Can you guys remember when I forced you to come
clean about a workmatee here that came in and called
you both by the wrong name.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yes, I recalled the morning we were sitting in here.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
He came, poked his head in, said morning Maddie, and
then he walked over to Shane.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
And he said Steve.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
And then we told you that story, and you're like, oh,
what didn't you.
Speaker 9 (17:57):
Just say so?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Why wouldn't you just correct? Because now you guys like
it's just created the most awkwardness around the station, Like
He's what this morning? What did this person.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
Oh yeah, So now when I see this person, I
came to drop the papers off this morning, and he
stops just before he says my name now, so oh
thanks for that, and he won't.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Fall through with the name and you, yeah, I did.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I absolutely went to down on us men. Stand up,
just get it sorted, rip the band aid off, and
be you know, honest, great people, and then everyone will
be comfortable and happy. Yeah, and you guys kept wissing
out of it and kept wissing out of it.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
It's gone on for so long. I'm just gonna let
him have it.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
I don't want to be that guy, but I'm looking
forward to apologizing for it.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
So you guys know that I love doing a boxing
class once a week. It just it's I really enjoyed
doing it. And in this boxing class, we get paired
up with people and I've kind of got a nemesis,
like a boxing nemesis. He doesn't realize he's my nemesis,
but he's.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Okay, kind of rifle right.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Yeah, he's an older gentleman that decided to man explain
me boxing. And so then I feel like I have
to hit much harder, and then I can't move for
three days afterwards, because I'm trying to prove myself right.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
And you've clearly held onto this.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah, I went away, I'm breaking. Then we've had meetings
and I have been able to get to the boxing
class for quite a while. Now this gentleman calls me
Alex Alex. I didn't correct him. Oh, yes, welcome, and
I apologize, trying to hold you to a different standard.
Welcome now to make yourself feel better. Now, upon my return,
(19:38):
the entire boxing class is calling me Alex Alex Clark.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
I walk in in the.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
These strategers gone, hey Alex, are you going on? Oh?
And then the other I'm paired up with another younger
girl who's an amazing Paralympic swimmer and stuff, Hey Alex
are you going on?
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
So now I don't feel like I have any Well,
I just have nothing to stand on when I criticized
you too, so I do. When I do something wrong,
I say sorry. I believe in honesty and integrity. Thank you,
and I apologize to you both.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
But now what do I do?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I can't possibly do anything but just say yes, hi,
I'm Alex.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Well, you don't know like we see this personal. You
only see them once week and you're punching them like,
surely you can drop a no, you know what, it's Ali.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah, but then that's to them. Then what's going to
go around the rest of it? But then there'll just
be one person calling me Ali and everyone else calling
me Alex.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
I feel like we need to go deeper into this.
So from now on it's the Alex Clark.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
You will embrace it.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I just had to apologize to Max Purfet and Shane
Low because they didn't stand up and actually correct a
workmate of ours in here who calls them.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
What called Maddie Steve.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
And then I've realized that I didn't correct a guy
in my gym class who calls me Alex, and now
everybody in the gym us he's calling me Alex Paradise
or Nella, good.
Speaker 10 (21:03):
Morning, good morning Alie?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Okay, Well should I I should correct him? Shouldn't I
and try to repair this?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
You should?
Speaker 10 (21:12):
However, it took me two years to correct this person
that needs to call me Rannella.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Named after the Suburbs.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
How did you finally broach it?
Speaker 10 (21:25):
Well, I don't know. Maybe I was just having a
bad day work and I mean with a name like Cornella.
I get many, many variations. So one day he rang
me and he goes, oh, hey, Renella, and I'm like, Alex,
it's sorry. And his name was Alex. That's funny, and
I said it's not Rannella, it's all now, and he goes,
(21:48):
oh my god, I've actually got you in my phone
as Renella. I said, well fix it, because it's aor Neella.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Well done girl.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Well you'll always be or Nilla to us. Okay, thank
you's got anytime? Thirteen one, two, three? Now, guys, can
we finally talk about Kmart.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
I've actually been dying of talking about Camut all morning.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
I love Kmart. It is just one of those amazing
places where you go in to buy one thing and
you can't like it's the greatest business model on earth,
and you come out and all of a sudden you go,
hang on, I've spent eighty seven dollars on stuff that
I'm just not sure I'm ever gonna need, but I
absolutely needed it in the moment.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
The good thing is the eighty seven dollars you spend,
got it drives your dollar far and came out I know.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Right, But I have been grumpy and I've never liked it,
and I've never understood why they did it. Why they
moved the cash registers into the middle of the shopping center.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Instead of just like at the entry exit.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Whereas like everybody else. Yeah, you know, like you go
to Taja and they're there, You go to Wooli's there there,
and so they kind of split. You've got the one
in the middle and then you've got a couple just
at the exit there. Well, big, big news. There is
one location and one location only that is trialing to
(23:03):
return the checkouts to the front of the trialing.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
So this is where we have to go.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
For those of you still in school holidays, it is
not too late jumping the car. We're all going over
to Melbourne to Eastland and we're going to fill in
the forms and say how much we like the checkouts
being at the front of the store. And so they
bring it out to the rest of them.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
So they've got a trial period for this. Yes, you
know what, the trial is successful. Let me tell you
about successful trials, Camar. There's a reason every single other
store has it at the entry. Don't worry about the trial, mate.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
The trial is the trial is trying to get out
of the store with the stuff that you paid for
that you didn't need, but it's making a dollar go further.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
We all have to sit with baited breadth our fingers
crossed that the good people who visit the Eastland store
over there in Victoria are going to do us all
a solid and return those checkouts to the front of
the kmart stores?
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Does this put the lady at the front who checks
off the receipts.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
She needs for her you know what?
Speaker 5 (24:07):
In fairness, she does stand there and you just sort
of hold up a piece of pack and she's just
like yep.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
After eight o'clock it's Jackie and Ben Gillies be Gillies.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Of course the celebrity h celebrity amazing races happening there
on the show, and of course silverchairsly as well.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
And Jackie I know her from the Real Housewise.
Speaker 11 (24:28):
We then.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
You're such a fan of that show, I generally am.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
It is my one time where I get to put
my brain down and stop thinking about like what I
need to do.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
You don't have to think too much during the Real Housewives.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
I don't have I broken it to you, just that
one time you put your brain down.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
We'll speak to them at ten past eight.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
The Ali Clark Breakfast Shows Look above record.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
We haven't had it for a little while, but this
essentially is the record book that you need to get
yourself in. We just half in the face of the
Guinness Book of Records. This is it the Alli Clave
Breaky Show Book of Records. And this has to happen
because we were chatting to you Max over the weekend
and you just kind of dropped into conversation that you
(25:13):
have one of the weirdest mates who is doing the
weirdest thing in the world right now.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
Yeah, I think it actually makes it better because it's
quite a normal bloke, which makes the activity, which is
so weird, even more psychotic. So I'm calling it psychotic
because we are all in an industry here where we
wake up really early.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
We value sleep.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
We know the value of sleep, we know the value
of laying in bed early.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Being there.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
It's like you're going to get your eight hours if
you fall asleep in the next half an hour.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
And the sheer joy of having an uninterrupted, unbroken night
of sleep, it is just unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
It's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
I have a friend who values the that period where
you're in bed, you're all snuggled up, the lights are off,
and you're like, the next thing that happens to me
is going to be sleep, and it's a beautiful thing.
I use that so much that he wants to have
it twice a night. So what he does is he
goes to bed, He sets an alarm before going to bed,
(26:11):
not to wake up at seven in the morning. Four
t He sets an alarm for two thirty in the
morning so that it will go off. He has to
wake up, turn the alarm off, and then he gets
the little dopamine hit of oh, I've actually still got
another four hours to go to sleep here. So it's
like when you wake up on in the morning on
(26:32):
a week the closest we have to it is like
in a weekend, you wake up at like seven o'clock
and you're like, oh, I could probably go to bed
front of two hours here. He wants it Monday to
Friday at two thirty in the morning, He sets an alarm,
wakes up, has the hit, goes back to shoe.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I am with you on that being completely psychotic. That
is one of the weirdest things I think you could
possibly ever seek to do, because I know that if
I was to do that, then I would just stay away,
get two thirty and think about the lunches I have
to mate, and the you know, the washing of eyes,
setting out and everything else.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
It is such a strange, strange thing that he does.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
So I'm thirteen one O two three to make it
into the Alley Clap Book of Records this morning. We
are just looking for that weird thing, that weird thing
you do.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
It's your weird habit.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
It's something maybe you do and no one else seems
to do around you, but it's just a normal part
of your life.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I've I mean, I'm talking about my weird stuff openly
Monday to Friday sixty nine. I've kept every single earring
I've ever owned.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
You what you owned.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I've twenty seven years of age, I've earned a lot
of earrings. I love earrings. I would have I reckon
nearly over five hundred. Yeah, I've kept every single I
have my sleepers from when I first had my ears pierced.
I like things that I have never worn in it.
But for whatever reason, even if I've lost one, I
(28:03):
still can't bring myself to get rid of them and
throw them out and move them on.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
Even like the when you were younger and you got
those cheap sports girl ear rings or whatever, you have
them all.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
They're rusted, but they're there. No, I seriously can't.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I can the end goal.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
I don't know that there is a particular goal, but
more to the point, like I'll never wear them again,
I just can't. I cannot throw them out, even the
ones where I've only got one, because I think sooner
to throw that at I'll find the other one. Even
though I've moved home, I've moved states and everything else,
I'm still holding out hope. So that's what we're talking.
What is the weird thing that you have or do?
(28:39):
And feel free to dib in someone as well, and
you could be off to see.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Harvest Rock Festival two with Jamroqua.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Oh you nearly said it right there, Paul.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Kelly as well.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Bet it's a huge rock Paul Kelly.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
So top thirteen two three and tell us what's you
a weird thing and we'll get you into the ginness all.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
We'll get you into our core.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Why would you want to be in those losers?
Speaker 7 (29:04):
The Alley Clark Breakfast Shows, Book of Record.
Speaker 8 (29:09):
That's what you just said.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
What you said, that's what we're doing because we are
celebrating the weird. What is the weird thing about you?
After Max has made basically sets an alarm for two
thirty in the morning because he loves the feeling of
going back to sleep so much that he wakes himself
up purposely so he can go.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Oh, I can go back to sleep, Nasa, just sleep
through the night. It's better for your body, it's better
for you.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yes, come on, Shane low you reckon.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
What you did is weird. Yes, check this out.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Sometimes. And when I say sometimes, I mean a lot.
Speaker 6 (29:37):
I'll go past the fridge, open the fridge up, get
out the French salad dressing and just take a couple
of swigs out of the bottle.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Something.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
But there's something I really like about the taste of
salad dressing, especially the French one.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
I could drink a whole bottle, just like.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
A pepsicker is hid.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Well, you're right, hang on that. You said there was
no judging here. Before I thought this was a safe spey.
Speaker 9 (30:00):
You're right.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Oh, we're so supportive of worried about your arteries. Were like,
we're allowed to judge okay, okay, then answer is have
you ever used the French dressing? Actually on a salad?
Running from Woodville, South? Come on, come and celebrate the weird.
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What's your particular thing?
Speaker 12 (30:24):
My weird thing is you know the butter. When you
open up a new tub of butter and there's a
foil top on it, I have to peel them off,
and I saved them for about forty years, and about
five years ago I stopped myself. But my grandpa he
had an almond tree and we used to hang still
(30:46):
were falling it to stop the birds. The trouble is
that like he died thirty years ago, and I couldn't
stop saving.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Theiler from the butter.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I had.
Speaker 12 (30:58):
Oh I had heats of them, absolutely heats of them,
and they're all in drawlock bag.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Oh, Ronny, do you wash the light little bit of
butter residue off?
Speaker 10 (31:09):
No?
Speaker 12 (31:09):
Because the one that I use have paper underneath that,
so it never any sutter honor.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
See, well, you are welcome and celebrated for your weirdness here,
so you're definitely running to be in a book of records.
Speaker 12 (31:25):
I had to force myself to stop.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Oh Imady probably the.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
Ali Clark breakfast shows, book of records.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
We're looking for you to celebrate that weird thing that
you do, Manny from Darlington. What is it?
Speaker 5 (31:43):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (31:43):
Good morning. I hope everyone's clearly finished their breakfast right there,
here we go. Look, I'm a nurse, as you know,
an a mid wife, so I see lots of grossness.
But the one thing that I do both do you
love it? It's a freaking look poop?
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Well, hang on, everybody, poo what do you like?
Speaker 13 (32:07):
Well, you gotta look at the color you're gonna look at.
Then you've got to do odor and look, this is
it's not just self awareness. You've got to you know, patience.
I've got patience. The stories I come home with my
husband is caught off and just dry reaching.
Speaker 14 (32:28):
Oh that's nothing compared to the TikTok okay?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Is that you're in the background?
Speaker 13 (32:37):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Alright, let's Harby's name?
Speaker 14 (32:40):
Oh sure, Sean s big pussy ZiT spring explot Yeah
on your TV.
Speaker 13 (32:53):
But it's worse than that. It's like abscess.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Oh my mate, I know.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
And Sean, thank you, thank you so very much. Yeah, yeah,
sure you might deserve a metal love it.
Speaker 8 (33:06):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Mandy Carey from Lewis soon all right, what's the weird
thing you're doing?
Speaker 15 (33:11):
So my husband refuses to go through a drive through
for me because I will order a five inch fun
with cheese, so like a cheese fun, and then I
will order two separate rashes of bacon, a hash brown
and a large fries and a sweet and sour sauce,
and I will pull it all apart and including the chips,
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like I take at the little brown bits off the chips,
and then I make my own burger.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
You okay, carry not.
Speaker 15 (33:39):
Really And that's not even like I feel like, that's
not even the weirdest thing. If you were to talk
to my husband, he'd be like, no, that's not the weirdest, Carrie.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
I just love that you've jumped in the car. You're
going to the drive through from a convenience and speed. Yeah,
by the time you finished pulling everything apart making that burger,
that's it.
Speaker 15 (33:55):
The worst is when I went in there one day
and I ordered it all and they actually gave me
just a piece of cheese in a box.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
You know what, you deserve that to be honest, if
I was.
Speaker 15 (34:06):
Working in there, broke them actually broke them there.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Like we have so many burgers on this menu and
this woman, and.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
I'm pretty sure I would be putting your name with
a big red cross through it.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Lad.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Thanks scary Steve and Blanche And hey, guys, guess what
first time color?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Oh okay, let's do this, darling.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Very first time morning, Steve. Welcome guy. How are you
not too bad?
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Mate?
Speaker 1 (34:38):
What's your weird thing?
Speaker 5 (34:41):
I love veg and might to sauce sandwiches like tomato
saw Steve, Yes.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I mean Sultan sweet.
Speaker 7 (34:50):
Yeah. Also the ms nice on past if you at
the past, you hope and smothering when it's hot, it
milks through the past.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Beautiful, stay from I like this now. Also, Steve, a
reliable little Bertie told me there might be your birthday today.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Happy birthday. Do you think that your cake will have vegemite?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
See You've have a great birthday, mate, And thanks for
calling to talk to you again soon see your buddy.
I am so excited about this next couple as soon
as I heard they're on the amazing race And you
know they say, oh, who do you want to speak to?
These are the only two, These are the only two.
I fell in love with her watching the Real Housewives
of Melbourne, Shine Time, Shine, She's amazing, And then I
was already in love with her darling husband because he
was part of Silverchair. Jackie and Ben Gilly's Good.
Speaker 13 (35:42):
Money, Oh, good Money, the money guy.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
I love this on the amazing race. Now we're watching
it play out at the moment. Yeah, it's got to
be so much fun.
Speaker 16 (35:53):
You too, Yeah, look it's I guess it's one of
those things in life. It's one of those TV shows
that you're watching, you go, wouldn't that be great to
take part in?
Speaker 5 (36:03):
I was.
Speaker 16 (36:04):
I've been as to do a bunch of reality stuff
and it's always just a flatno.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
But this came up.
Speaker 11 (36:09):
I was like, oh, that's actually kind of interesting. It's
a lot tougher than you think, like from when you're
watching from your couch at home, But you know, all
in all, we love the experience.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
It was.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
It was great. I do it.
Speaker 16 (36:21):
I do it every year. I do it as a
yearly pilgrimage around the world.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
I don't mind that.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Jackie, what about you like in your couple, because normally
it's one of you that's really good with directions, or
one of you is really good with driving and does
the physical Yeah, that's right. Who was it for you? Well?
Speaker 17 (36:39):
Ben's very very good at all of that. His attention
to detail is amazing, whereas I'm that real type of
personality where it's like, ol, let's get moving, and I don't.
Speaker 14 (36:49):
I kind of like slick over things.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Ben really is the gun the gun, So you're taking
off to Spain when really Ben actually finishes reading the
clue and says, no, just go and to the Spanish
restaurant down the road.
Speaker 17 (37:05):
One hundred percent?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
How does this compare Jackie to doing something like The
Real Housewives to then doing something where you're competing against
you know, other celebrities.
Speaker 13 (37:14):
Do you know what there is?
Speaker 17 (37:16):
You can't e compare it, Like obviously with a show
like The Amazing Race, it's kind of like you just
you don't even know where you're going. You just dumped
into like when we're dumped into New Deli. I won't
forget it, Like I just went, oh my god, it's
like nearly fifty degrees heat and some of the things
that you probably won't see is like I actually had
(37:37):
heat exhaustion. It was like to a point where I
was just like swaying and swaying. I felt like I
was coming out of my body, and it's almost like
you've just got to go. Man, You've got you've just
got to rely on your partner, which is obviously for
me it's Ben, and you just got to keep going.
So as for the housewives, you know, everything's catered for.
Speaker 16 (37:56):
It was actually surprising. The Grant was the the only
person that, you know, it had a serious hit, that
had a serious issue, Like there was quite a few
people that were struggling with the heat because it was
just not only is it super hot, but you're also
running one hundred miles an hour, like, yeah, so it
(38:19):
was it was. Yeah, it was a challenging, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
I have been Looks, it's obviously been a mass a
few weeks too for you because we've found out so
much more about the incredible band that you and Chris
were part of in Silverchair. How have you found that
because we've heard so much from your other band mate,
Daniel John's and you guys actually got to tell your story.
Speaker 16 (38:37):
Yeah, it's been It's been great, to be honest, Like,
the book's been in the works for a couple of
years now. I don't know, it's been a lovely experience.
You know, kind of reconnecting with the fans and the
books called Love and Pain, And I've kind of joked
the other night at a launch that maybe we should
put pain in brackets, because the book's very much about
(39:00):
you know, the celebration of the band and all the
wonderful times that the three of us got to share
together and just putting that down on paper and sharing
it with the fans. And also, i mean, my biggest trigger,
the biggest reason I decided to do the book was
for my boys, for my twin boys, so when they're
old enough they can read, you know, my time in
(39:22):
Silver share from my perspective, and also like the time
you know, before and after the band, Like we really
lean into Chris and my forty year friendship that's endured,
you know, not just the band, but also a lot
of health struggles and mental health and substance struggles, and
(39:42):
you know, it's a much bigger story. But yeah, look
it's been you know, the outpouring of support and people
really enjoying the story is has been really overwhelming and
really lovely. We've it's been a great experience.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Well, look, we're loving watching you run around the earth
and the amazed we're loving the book too, Ben. It
is amazing called Love and Pain. Thank you both so
very very much, and good luck because you're going to
win right.
Speaker 16 (40:08):
Oh yeah, we're going to We're going to give it
a shot.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Guys were just speaking to Ben Gillies from Silver Chair
and just off here. He actually said he's coming to
Adelaide too, so for fans that that book has gone
number one, the silver Yeah. Yeah. His and his bandmate's
response to Daniel Johnson's kind of you know this was
their words about what happened with Silverchair that's gone number
one right around the country. But yet he's going to
(40:33):
be a QBD run them all Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
It's so exciting.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I'm so pumped.
Speaker 5 (40:37):
Yeah, better stink because they weren't coming to Atladdin and
he's like, no, we're coming.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Yeah yeah, because so many people wanted it.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
You can break it to you QBD Wednesday, run them
all now. In the meantime, didn't they sound quite relaxed
like about doing the amazing race together as a husband
and wife.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
It has there has to have been some more strenuous moments,
and they led.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
On I reckon every third time Matt and I get
in the car. We end up in conversation going, how
do you think we'd go on the masse? It's not
all peace, love and among means what happened well clearly,
and this is what I say to him. Not only
would I have to direct and find the navigations, but
I would also have to drive, because he is the
worst driver on the history of the planet, to the
(41:18):
point where if something interesting comes on the radio, he
slows down. We'll be on a highway and I'm going
to mate, you're at eighty Oh no, but what about
what about what they were just saying about the Pakistani
and conflict in Oh come on, dupe.
Speaker 5 (41:31):
Is he the guy that when you're driving to you know,
like a new mate's house for dinner or whatever, and
you know that it's number thirty three on the street
and you're driving and you pull into the street, you
turn the radio down so you can see the numbers better.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah, made, I'm telling you all that.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Having said that, I'm doing that now that I'm reversing
a bit. What is the one thing that you do
with your partner that is absolutely destined to end in
an argument? Because driving is getting like that for us
and the other thing is putting up pictures in your house.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yeah, you've mention before.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
They're the two things in our lives that absolutely do.
We're asking you, what is the thing that goes pretty
close to splitting you up and is always guaranteed on
that fight? Because Ben and Jackie Gillies, who selchair and
a reality TV star, they're currently doing the Amazing Race
and they're very cool and calm and collected with everything.
Split them up? Yeah, Maddie from West Croydon, What about
(42:21):
for you?
Speaker 9 (42:23):
So we always used to do like a games night
mine now Ex.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
And I and we were playing Monopoly.
Speaker 9 (42:30):
We were playing Monopoly one night with his whole family
and I just realized that the way his family does
real estate. I'm like, I can't, I can't do this.
And it became a really really big thing. And it
was like a little bit of an issue at the
time at the night, but it just lived in my
brain for so long after, and I was like, I
can't be with this guy. I can't be with a
guy whose family has brought him up thinking this is
(42:51):
the way real estate works. All books of Monopoly, so hang.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
On, okay, So putting that aside, what the hell were
they doing and what are we talking?
Speaker 9 (42:58):
Yeah, it was a whole bunch of different things. It
was like how they didn't buy houses as soon as
they could, and like how they didn't upgrade to hotels,
and they were like trying to keep it fair. I'm like,
just this isn't a government, Like like why those houses
create It's literally called monopoly, create a monopoly.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
You thought you were married into a communist family. Everybody
gets the same. So, Maddie, are you happily ensconced in
a relationship?
Speaker 4 (43:26):
Now?
Speaker 9 (43:26):
Yes I am, and we've never played monopoly.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
All right, good luck, Maddie, thank you now from sant Agnes.
All right, what caused the argument in the fight for you?
Speaker 18 (43:37):
They're through activity? Oh no, oh, yes, I want to
give you attention to detail.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
No, no, okay, So just generally one wanted something else,
someone else didn't want something else.
Speaker 18 (43:51):
Well put it this way. I was eighty five kilos
and I used to cover my body. Then he made a.
Speaker 9 (43:56):
Rude comment, and I thought, I'm done with this.
Speaker 18 (44:00):
It's so, you know, exchange weed here. Now I'm with
a man twelve years younger like Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman,
and my body is about forty nine kivos and I'm epan.
Speaker 9 (44:13):
Loving now, so good girl, I get the look and
I'm proud.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
I love Yeah, so glad she kicked that man with
the curve.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
I love it.
Speaker 7 (44:28):
The Ali Clark Breakfast Shows look above Records.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Yeah, we're all about to celebrate the weird and wonderful
and welcome you to the mixed family. So that's what
we've been asking on thirteen one o two three this morning,
what is your weird thing ever of Westlakes? Come on,
give it to us.
Speaker 13 (44:45):
Good morning.
Speaker 9 (44:46):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (44:47):
We were laughing because we love the weirdness. Now tell
me this is your mum that does something weird. Yeah.
Speaker 17 (44:53):
So she gets that like olive oil body lotion and
she puts it on her feet, but.
Speaker 10 (44:57):
She has to actually eat it.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
What do you mean she has to eat it?
Speaker 13 (45:02):
Yeah, so she gets out the top and she actually
eats her And I've caught her on like many a ca.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
So you've walked into the bathroom and she's sitting here
with us food.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Emma, does she eat normal food too? Yeah?
Speaker 13 (45:17):
She eats everything normal, but she has to eat it.
Speaker 15 (45:20):
It's like really weird. She does it all the time.
Speaker 14 (45:22):
I'm like Oh my god, Mama, are you actually eating that?
She's like yeah, and it's like an addiction type thing for.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Her goodness gracious. All right, Well, we thought Shane low
just drinking French cealad dressing out of the bottle was weird.
But your mum's up there, Emma, thank you. Glenn's from Woodville.
Good morning, Glenn. What's your weird Thing's a sealad dressing, Glenn?
Speaker 7 (45:48):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
I don't mind that, to be honest, it's not weird enough,
Glenn for the looks of eggs.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Clearly, How did you come up with it in the
first place.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (45:58):
It just happened and I.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
Went, yeah, I'm doing it from there on.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
All right, let's go to Frankie from Rosewater. Come on,
what do you do?
Speaker 15 (46:07):
I'm only happy.
Speaker 9 (46:08):
It's really hot, so anything under forty degrees is too cold.
Speaker 15 (46:13):
If I walk outside and I feel like my face
is melting, that's about the right.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Have you got a sauna at home, Frankie?
Speaker 1 (46:21):
I wish? So what do you do during winter?
Speaker 5 (46:24):
Then?
Speaker 9 (46:24):
Here in Adelaide, I'm really really miserable and grumpy.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Two tickets off to I don't know Jubi, Please thank you,
Nim from West Time Marsh. What's your weird thing?
Speaker 4 (46:38):
I like fish. I like the smell of fish, the
fish market, anything anything to do with seafood that's raw,
which is really nice.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
So you like generally.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
One of my husband's best mates was a fishmonger, and
the smell that he would bring home. He'd have to
take all of his clothes off before he could come in,
and they had a separate outdoor laundry. But for you,
you would be welcoming him into your home with open arms.
Speaker 4 (47:04):
Oh, one hundred percent yes, because wow, wow, how did.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
You get into that name?
Speaker 4 (47:12):
I have no idea. I just one day went into
their fish market and my my husband and son, they
were just covering their losses and I took a deep
breath and I said, wow, he's so nice.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
But you are welcome Nemo all the time. Thank you
so much.
Hi, there, Ali Clarky with you.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, it's Max Perfect.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
Hello, it's also Shane Lowe.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Hey, guys, what do you think would be the longest
you could possibly talk about something that you have absolutely
no interest in?
Speaker 4 (00:11):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
You mean, like, well, what's your example?
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
So you know how we have the TV screens up here,
but we don't get any of the sound. And I
was watching Sam Mack, who's you know, he's a good
South Astralian boy, but he basically had to do about
six or seven weather crosses talking about pottery.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, he's usually got a lot of different things to
talk about.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
Today it was just oh, just pottery. If it was
like his friend's business that he was helping, what.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Was going on there? And I'm sure he did a
great job. Everyone looked like they were laughing and having
a gay old time, which is good. But what do
you reckon the longest you'd be able to do?
Speaker 5 (00:43):
How long are some of our breaks when we come
in some of the stuff? I go, I don't know much.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
About that, but haven't you done Potter in the past?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, I know, I'm on Big Potter.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay, so Big Potter talk to us about it for
thirty seconds?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
No, great jo the podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
And our sound track of the day Brice Springsteen Glory Days.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, why are we playing that? Well, massive shout out
to everybody competing or maybe visiting to our fair state
for the Masters Games, which is on right now now,
you guys a bet. Well, maybe because you're young, Max
and you don't care about sports, Chaine would probably have
never even heard or thought much about Masters Games.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
It doesn't come across her mind a lot. The Olympics maybe,
But if.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You have gone anywhere around town over the weekend or
will over this week, you will see a lot of
people in matching Swiss Swiss tracksuits and lanyards around their neck.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yes, you're yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
So this is for the Masters and so anybody can go.
I went in the Masters a couple of years ago.
You've competed in the game, got a gold medal, Thanks
very much.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Do you tell people that I competed in the Games?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
No? I tell people I'm a gold medalist at the
Games Netball, and I'm going to declare it right now.
I was incredibly lucky to be holding onto the netball
skirts of former Australian Thunderbirds Ravens. Basically that was seriously short,
and they called me up and said, mate, do your
mind just filling in?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
And we won.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
In fact, I think I went to Mexico for the final,
so I didn't actually play. No, I didn't go there
for the final. I was already had a holiday book.
Oh so I didn't actually even play in the gold
medal game.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
I went to Mexico for the final. It was just like,
oh my god, she's so good.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
She fell over there.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
But I went to Mexico like Comma the final, but
it's really good.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I was driving through the city on Saturday and there
are a group of women in black and red tracksit.
I don't even know where they're from. But I've been
playing this amazing guessing game of what sports you could
be playing, because actually, how old are you? Max?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I am thirty one and I'm the Master, my Master.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
You can be in the Masters? Really yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
So yeah, because it's.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Now as thirty or even thirty five and some, but
mainly thirty.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
It was like sixty plus.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
No, you two could try to win a gold medal
and go to Mexico.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Well, the rest of the tame compete, Shane, you.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Could even do the Masters. There's heaps of different sports.
It's not just like Neddie and swimming and stuff.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
It's amazing sports like the walking soccer, which I love,
and the bank, which I'm a very interesting because I
don't know what that is, but it sounds the what
what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
The my god?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Any what the hell is a baton?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
What do you think is? Alright?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Go and google petonk Right? Hey, Mazzie, how was your weekend?
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
That was good? So I remember when you sent your
little man away on camp for what two nights?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, it was two nights and three days recovery years.
You don't know how I spent my whole weekend now
packing and getting ready my daughter to go away on
rowing camp to wait for it an entire week, wait
sixty ghizilion bags to pass. She got on the bus
twenty one minutes ago and now I don't see her
(04:11):
until well Sunday. And how are you feeling great?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh, dear friend. Bus left at six am.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
We going to murray Bridge. Yeah, so they're up there.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
For an in time. Keep murray Bridge lucky.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
There.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I know they're going to have so much fun, especially
when I saw how hot it's going to be. But anyway,
so yes, no, and you'll be pleased to know two torches, yes,
one headlamp and yeah, because Mazzy bought a massive, big
one because it's a.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Big dolphin torch.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
He big dolphin to But that's what we were doing.
So Max, you were doing something and I don't know
about you guys, but you were essentially at an event
that I think is in the top two worst things
you can do in your life. Number one being attending
a baby shower, Number two being a Bucks or a Hens.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, I was aware you had it in for Bucks
and Hens. Oh wow, days do you know.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Like any time that you are expected to be cool
by putting a tiny plastic penis straw in your mouth,
like and that's supposed to celebrate Like.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
No, you'll be surprised to know there weren't too many
tiny penis straws at our.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Bucks for two days on a Buck show. It was
a long, long couple of days.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Okay, So did you do anything cool and funny for
the Bucks? Like what you your Bucks show, which Shane
and I labeled what the most Boring on the Earth went.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
We were down down the South coast, so that was
sort of Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You lined up at the Port Elliott Bakery.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Did you We did go there yesterday.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yes, they're nice and now you know the buck was
getting around town in a flat Earth Society t shirt.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Very good to suggested that they needed to.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Question everything you had a fake taxi had on. If
you know what that is, you know what it is,
and if you don't, you don't google that incognito.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
We can can't explain that on the radio.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, he was noticing. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
A taxi, as you know means. I thought that was
a time leader.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
You can google fake taxi in your own time, probably
not on a work computer. Oh no, No, we had
a lot to a lot to eat, a lot to drink.
There was so that breakfast yesterday, for example.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
That you went to the Port Eliot paper.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
I was actually given my breakfast yesterday by a friend,
which was lovely.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
But it's because we had made a deal.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Previous evening betslash deal. Yes, I was threatening to give
him a rather, I had hold of the back of
his jocks, threatening to give him a very large wedgie and.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
It for me free breakfast if you didn't give your
mad age. Seriously, this sounds like fun.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Yes, the good thing about that is I didn't quite
recall that happening needed did he.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
One of our friends had a video.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Which we were all scrolling through our phones next day, going,
oh that was fun, that's a good memory.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
And we listened to the video and so.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
I'll give you free breakfast if you let me go,
and I said, yes, God, for a memory. I mean,
there's benefits to the Bucks weekend. You just probably have
to film it all, all right, don't show Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
All right. The other thing that we need to touch
based on about the weekend, Shane Low, The very last
thing you said to us was that your parents had
been in town and you were going to catch up
with a girl. That's right, girl, we're calling it calling
her that.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
No, we can't call.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
To catch up.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, yeah we did.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Get ready, there's another Buck show are exclusive. I was
sitting there watching my little fellow's baseball training yesterday that
went not for two hours, as had been advertised in
the email, but three and a half.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Three and a half hour baseball training. The games even
go that long?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Oh wow, it was a lot. But because I had
things to do, yeah I was. I got on and
got in and started googling into Disneyland and the app
that you can get and everything else. And it's called
a Genie pass and it shows you exactly which lines
are the least. So if you're taking your kids, they've
got all that sorted for you. So it really truly
can be the happiest place on it.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Wow, if that didn't sell you on going to Disneyland organization.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
A genie all right, and I've.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Got something else for you.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It's going to be big alright.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
All right, hey, I am. Aside from a bit of baseball,
running around with the kids, packing the eldest daughter off
to camp, I officially started the Clark Household doomsday clock.
I've planted veggiest. I know every year I start this
(08:52):
and I go, this will be the year. I remember
Matt once got on board with me, and he just
wanted to be able to grow tomatoes the amount of.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Water we want it.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Just a simple man.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
It's a simple man with cherry tomato. Actually he really does.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
He does. When Shane ran into him at a birthday party,
he just walked in. We've been out to dinner. He'd
walk straight up to the buffet table and then what
smashed it in type pun.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
And every single cherry tomato in the bowl, but.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Just like popped him in as if they were meant
to or something.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Tic tacks in and out that anyway, one year he
got on board and he was just determined to grow
this in the air. I think we might have put
about I reckon twenty seven thousand dollars worth of water
on this and got three cherry my nose out of.
So every year we start, and I really want this
to work because I want the kids to be involved
(09:45):
and to see, you know, and to grow stuff, and
the stuff that we're doing they can then eat it
and healthy eating and blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Blah, so sustainable.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
So I let them all choose what they wanted to
plant in the Clerk veggie gardens, which will be barren
wasteland in probably about seventeen days. We have purple carrots.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Purple carrot.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah, we have one strawberry. We have a flower that
was Maddie. I bought pumpkins in because I figure they're
quite hardy. I think I should be able to grow them.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Do you think, yeah, you could become one of those
people nursing like a forty kilo.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Imagine if I have a giant pumpkin. What else did
we get?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
And we got some silver beet and we got some
rock melons.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
What's the theory behind one strawberry? You're putting it late
if you want.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
There's a lot of pressure on it, isn't it to perform?
I don't know?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Sorry? Can we just get back to the silver beat?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I mean what is that?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
And what do you put it in?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Okay, Shane, let me start. It's green, so you're it's
like a spinach.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Not their most exciting weekend activity.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
What though, there is something awesome about gardening and getting
your hands in the dirt. And I know this is
and this is this is the moment that I felt
I became old because I felt great and it was wonderful.
And the kids we've warded them for a day now
we feel like we're achieving things. It's been awesome.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
So the old person thing, yes, do you think that
this gardening is an old person thing?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I would say, don't you think when's the last time
you've seriously gardened the lawn? Yesterdaysing the lawn doesn't really
count like seriously gardened.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Oh so you don't, you're too young?
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Shane garden over the weekend, in fact, because my parents
bought me an inside tree, I mean an outside tree.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
For the inside.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
It's a huge Japanese maple that sits right next to
my TV. And now every time it needs to get sunk,
it'll lift the pot out, take it out in the front,
let it get shune, and then put it back inside.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
So you're taking your plant for walks every day.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Well done, Just plant in the backyard.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
But also what's making me feel old is the fact
that I've lost my phone and now I'm on a
Samsung and I'll swapped from an iPhone, so now I'm
getting lessons from my dad about how to.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Use okay, getting old thing I can recognize. One of
my friends yesterday, as we were driving back from South Coast,
was like, I really like this song.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
What is this song?
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Set it on the screen in the car, and he
pulled out his phone. I'm like, all right, he's gonna
shizam it opens up the camera app takes a picture
of the dashboard with the song name on it instead
of using shazam, and I was like, you are now
a boomer.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
To be complete with fair, I didn't see a problem
with that, and two explain.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
It tigde find out what's happening in the world entertainment.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Ali Clark look looks done on a bit of a
somber note, what about this devastation in Israel and everything
that's happened, unbelievable Harmas, which has been recognized as a
terrorist organization, is basically five thousands of rockets. It was
this massive sneak attack mass he's telling you all about
in the news. It's front page of the paper and
everywhere else. But essentially, Hugh Sheridan, of all people, Adelaide's
(12:53):
Hugh Sheridan was caught up in it. He was there
and basically he posted a few hours ago everyone was
living life completely normal in Israel. It's a big Jewish
holiday yesterday one week after in a year, we're at
a barbecue with young people who are now on their
way to go and guards at a fight. My heartbreaks.
And he was in a stairwell, so he was actually there.
They got out and managed to get to the airport
and safely bordered to fly to Athens and Greece. But
(13:16):
they were like these people were even hang gliding in too.
Israel and then China. It seems to be with the
aside from killing people, they've then been trying to get
as many hostages as they can and then get back over.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
I saw this, it came up.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
It was a music festival going on, a whole bunch
of like twenty year old people dancing along oblivious.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
One of you guys realized.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
He sort of turns around the camera and there's just
like fifty paragliders coming into the music.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Ho It's just unbelievable. Kylie Jenna has swiftly deleted an
instant story she appeared to endorse his Rael in this conflict,
but then all of a sudden, everybody started writing hashtag
unfollowed Condelie Jenna.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
No, that's terrible.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Bruno Mars was forced to cancel his concert as well.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Isn'tet one of the Jenas I thought solved all war
by putting a daffodil in a gun for a pepsi ad.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I thought I thought she solved war.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Hashtag put out your Kardashians. All right, let's go to
the Voice now. A little bit of a spoiler alert
in case he wanted to catch up on this today.
But we have to talk about the lady who won.
She's a mom of two she's forty years of age.
Her name is Taren Stokes. Check out how good she sinks.
Speaker 8 (14:32):
On risk right, she got pipes, tarans and she goes up.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
It was it was pretty outstanding.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Jessica our boy get on stage.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
What was she wearing?
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Something that I love her so much. Stylist is obviously
taking the like the peddle, like really, stylist has got
side bets with someone and jess is up there going, wow,
that was great.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
You're the best singer in Australia. Let me show you
how I would have.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Done listened to it anyway, It's all about Taran Stokes.
Her new single Nobody is available to stream now, which
is unfortunate. Name ever ever?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Who won the last voice?
Speaker 5 (15:30):
Who I have already forgotten the name of this Sky
Subastian's brother.
Speaker 8 (15:33):
Didn't he win?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Did he win a voice? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Because there was that big thing that I don't think
that was last year because everybody said he cheated or something. Anyway, well,
I'm Tarran Stokes again. Her single Nobody stream now sucks.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
What would they do that to?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Okay, let's finish with this one. Taylor Swift has had
an epic girl's night out with celebrity powers, including Blake
Lively we all know lovely married to Ryan Reynolds, Sophie
Turner who's just split from that Jonas brother.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah, yeah, I think girls will be coming off the
long run.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Mate, and Brittany Mahomes, who is the wife of the
great quarterback that is on the same team as Kelsey
what's his name?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Trailer?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Trailer, yeah, trailer, that's how we're calling them. So this
is what a big, big girl's night epic. It says
girls night Out is for Taylor Swift. Twelve of them
went to Soho Eatery and they racked up a four
thousand dollars bill.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
That sounds pretty good so far, I'll be honest.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah, but this is what the order is. Two bottles
of sam Pell and Greno, which is bubble water, two cosmos,
and two.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Aperol spritzers for four grand.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Well, and then they had the fixed This is the
best bit they had the fixed price menu. I just
love that idea of everybody sitting around and I wonder
if in a group where Taylor Swift worth seven hundred
and forty million, Blake Lively he's worth thirty million, and
who picked up the bill by the way, if there
is ever that moment where you're sitting in your celebrity's
(16:57):
pals going, I know she ordered the barren Monday, she
better put more in.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Two cosmos.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
That's it, but two spicy waters and two cosmos.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
And two aperol spirits, cocktails.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
And mild sore heads this morning. In soher.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
It appears I owe a couple of people in apology. Now,
unfortunately for me, the couple of people I own apology
is sitting right opposite me. The Mac's perfect and you Shaneloh.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
I don't know what it's about, but I'm excited to
receive the apology.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Can you guys remember when I forced you to come
clean about a workmatee here that came in and called
you both by the wrong name.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yes, I recalled the morning we were sitting in here.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
He came, poked his head in, said morning Maddie, and
then he walked over to Shane.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
And he said Steve.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
And then we told you that story, and you're like, oh,
what didn't you.
Speaker 9 (17:57):
Just say so?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Why wouldn't you just correct? Because now you guys like
it's just created the most awkwardness around the station, Like
He's what this morning? What did this person.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
Oh yeah, So now when I see this person, I
came to drop the papers off this morning, and he
stops just before he says my name now, so oh
thanks for that, and he won't.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Fall through with the name and you, yeah, I did.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I absolutely went to down on us men. Stand up,
just get it sorted, rip the band aid off, and
be you know, honest, great people, and then everyone will
be comfortable and happy. Yeah, and you guys kept wissing
out of it and kept wissing out of it.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
It's gone on for so long. I'm just gonna let
him have it.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
I don't want to be that guy, but I'm looking
forward to apologizing for it.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
So you guys know that I love doing a boxing
class once a week. It just it's I really enjoyed
doing it. And in this boxing class, we get paired
up with people and I've kind of got a nemesis,
like a boxing nemesis. He doesn't realize he's my nemesis,
but he's.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Okay, kind of rifle right.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Yeah, he's an older gentleman that decided to man explain
me boxing. And so then I feel like I have
to hit much harder, and then I can't move for
three days afterwards, because I'm trying to prove myself right.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
And you've clearly held onto this.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah, I went away, I'm breaking. Then we've had meetings
and I have been able to get to the boxing
class for quite a while. Now this gentleman calls me
Alex Alex. I didn't correct him. Oh, yes, welcome, and
I apologize, trying to hold you to a different standard.
Welcome now to make yourself feel better. Now, upon my return,
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the entire boxing class is calling me Alex Alex Clark.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
I walk in in the.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
These strategers gone, hey Alex, are you going on? Oh?
And then the other I'm paired up with another younger
girl who's an amazing Paralympic swimmer and stuff, Hey Alex
are you going on?
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
So now I don't feel like I have any Well,
I just have nothing to stand on when I criticized
you too, so I do. When I do something wrong,
I say sorry. I believe in honesty and integrity. Thank you,
and I apologize to you both.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
But now what do I do?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I can't possibly do anything but just say yes, hi,
I'm Alex.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Well, you don't know like we see this personal. You
only see them once week and you're punching them like,
surely you can drop a no, you know what, it's Ali.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah, but then that's to them. Then what's going to
go around the rest of it? But then there'll just
be one person calling me Ali and everyone else calling
me Alex.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
I feel like we need to go deeper into this.
So from now on it's the Alex Clark.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
You will embrace it.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I just had to apologize to Max Purfet and Shane
Low because they didn't stand up and actually correct a
workmate of ours in here who calls them.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
What called Maddie Steve.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
And then I've realized that I didn't correct a guy
in my gym class who calls me Alex, and now
everybody in the gym us he's calling me Alex Paradise
or Nella, good.
Speaker 10 (21:03):
Morning, good morning Alie?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Okay, Well should I I should correct him? Shouldn't I
and try to repair this?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
You should?
Speaker 10 (21:12):
However, it took me two years to correct this person
that needs to call me Rannella.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Named after the Suburbs.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
How did you finally broach it?
Speaker 10 (21:25):
Well, I don't know. Maybe I was just having a
bad day work and I mean with a name like Cornella.
I get many, many variations. So one day he rang
me and he goes, oh, hey, Renella, and I'm like, Alex,
it's sorry. And his name was Alex. That's funny, and
I said it's not Rannella, it's all now, and he goes,
(21:48):
oh my god, I've actually got you in my phone
as Renella. I said, well fix it, because it's aor Neella.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Well done girl.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Well you'll always be or Nilla to us. Okay, thank
you's got anytime? Thirteen one, two, three? Now, guys, can
we finally talk about Kmart.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
I've actually been dying of talking about Camut all morning.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
I love Kmart. It is just one of those amazing
places where you go in to buy one thing and
you can't like it's the greatest business model on earth,
and you come out and all of a sudden you go,
hang on, I've spent eighty seven dollars on stuff that
I'm just not sure I'm ever gonna need, but I
absolutely needed it in the moment.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
The good thing is the eighty seven dollars you spend,
got it drives your dollar far and came out I know.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Right, But I have been grumpy and I've never liked it,
and I've never understood why they did it. Why they
moved the cash registers into the middle of the shopping center.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Instead of just like at the entry exit.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Whereas like everybody else. Yeah, you know, like you go
to Taja and they're there, You go to Wooli's there there,
and so they kind of split. You've got the one
in the middle and then you've got a couple just
at the exit there. Well, big, big news. There is
one location and one location only that is trialing to
(23:03):
return the checkouts to the front of the trialing.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
So this is where we have to go.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
For those of you still in school holidays, it is
not too late jumping the car. We're all going over
to Melbourne to Eastland and we're going to fill in
the forms and say how much we like the checkouts
being at the front of the store. And so they
bring it out to the rest of them.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
So they've got a trial period for this. Yes, you
know what, the trial is successful. Let me tell you
about successful trials, Camar. There's a reason every single other
store has it at the entry. Don't worry about the trial, mate.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
The trial is the trial is trying to get out
of the store with the stuff that you paid for
that you didn't need, but it's making a dollar go further.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
We all have to sit with baited breadth our fingers
crossed that the good people who visit the Eastland store
over there in Victoria are going to do us all
a solid and return those checkouts to the front of
the kmart stores?
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Does this put the lady at the front who checks
off the receipts.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
She needs for her you know what?
Speaker 5 (24:07):
In fairness, she does stand there and you just sort
of hold up a piece of pack and she's just
like yep.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
After eight o'clock it's Jackie and Ben Gillies be Gillies.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Of course the celebrity h celebrity amazing races happening there
on the show, and of course silverchairsly as well.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
And Jackie I know her from the Real Housewise.
Speaker 11 (24:28):
We then.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
You're such a fan of that show, I generally am.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
It is my one time where I get to put
my brain down and stop thinking about like what I
need to do.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
You don't have to think too much during the Real Housewives.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
I don't have I broken it to you, just that
one time you put your brain down.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
We'll speak to them at ten past eight.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
The Ali Clark Breakfast Shows Look above record.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
We haven't had it for a little while, but this
essentially is the record book that you need to get
yourself in. We just half in the face of the
Guinness Book of Records. This is it the Alli Clave
Breaky Show Book of Records. And this has to happen
because we were chatting to you Max over the weekend
and you just kind of dropped into conversation that you
(25:13):
have one of the weirdest mates who is doing the
weirdest thing in the world right now.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
Yeah, I think it actually makes it better because it's
quite a normal bloke, which makes the activity, which is
so weird, even more psychotic. So I'm calling it psychotic
because we are all in an industry here where we
wake up really early.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
We value sleep.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
We know the value of sleep, we know the value
of laying in bed early.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Being there.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
It's like you're going to get your eight hours if
you fall asleep in the next half an hour.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
And the sheer joy of having an uninterrupted, unbroken night
of sleep, it is just unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
It's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
I have a friend who values the that period where
you're in bed, you're all snuggled up, the lights are off,
and you're like, the next thing that happens to me
is going to be sleep, and it's a beautiful thing.
I use that so much that he wants to have
it twice a night. So what he does is he
goes to bed, He sets an alarm before going to bed,
(26:11):
not to wake up at seven in the morning. Four
t He sets an alarm for two thirty in the
morning so that it will go off. He has to
wake up, turn the alarm off, and then he gets
the little dopamine hit of oh, I've actually still got
another four hours to go to sleep here. So it's
like when you wake up on in the morning on
(26:32):
a week the closest we have to it is like
in a weekend, you wake up at like seven o'clock
and you're like, oh, I could probably go to bed
front of two hours here. He wants it Monday to
Friday at two thirty in the morning, He sets an alarm,
wakes up, has the hit, goes back to shoe.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I am with you on that being completely psychotic. That
is one of the weirdest things I think you could
possibly ever seek to do, because I know that if
I was to do that, then I would just stay away,
get two thirty and think about the lunches I have
to mate, and the you know, the washing of eyes,
setting out and everything else.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
It is such a strange, strange thing that he does.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
So I'm thirteen one O two three to make it
into the Alley Clap Book of Records this morning. We
are just looking for that weird thing, that weird thing
you do.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
It's your weird habit.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
It's something maybe you do and no one else seems
to do around you, but it's just a normal part
of your life.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I've I mean, I'm talking about my weird stuff openly
Monday to Friday sixty nine. I've kept every single earring
I've ever owned.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
You what you owned.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I've twenty seven years of age, I've earned a lot
of earrings. I love earrings. I would have I reckon
nearly over five hundred. Yeah, I've kept every single I
have my sleepers from when I first had my ears pierced.
I like things that I have never worn in it.
But for whatever reason, even if I've lost one, I
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still can't bring myself to get rid of them and
throw them out and move them on.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
Even like the when you were younger and you got
those cheap sports girl ear rings or whatever, you have
them all.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
They're rusted, but they're there. No, I seriously can't.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I can the end goal.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
I don't know that there is a particular goal, but
more to the point, like I'll never wear them again,
I just can't. I cannot throw them out, even the
ones where I've only got one, because I think sooner
to throw that at I'll find the other one. Even
though I've moved home, I've moved states and everything else,
I'm still holding out hope. So that's what we're talking.
What is the weird thing that you have or do?
(28:39):
And feel free to dib in someone as well, and
you could be off to see.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Harvest Rock Festival two with Jamroqua.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Oh you nearly said it right there, Paul.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Kelly as well.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Bet it's a huge rock Paul Kelly.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
So top thirteen two three and tell us what's you
a weird thing and we'll get you into the ginness all.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
We'll get you into our core.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Why would you want to be in those losers?
Speaker 7 (29:04):
The Alley Clark Breakfast Shows, Book of Record.
Speaker 8 (29:09):
That's what you just said.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
What you said, that's what we're doing because we are
celebrating the weird. What is the weird thing about you?
After Max has made basically sets an alarm for two
thirty in the morning because he loves the feeling of
going back to sleep so much that he wakes himself
up purposely so he can go.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Oh, I can go back to sleep, Nasa, just sleep
through the night. It's better for your body, it's better
for you.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yes, come on, Shane low you reckon.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
What you did is weird. Yes, check this out.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Sometimes. And when I say sometimes, I mean a lot.
Speaker 6 (29:37):
I'll go past the fridge, open the fridge up, get
out the French salad dressing and just take a couple
of swigs out of the bottle.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Something.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
But there's something I really like about the taste of
salad dressing, especially the French one.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
I could drink a whole bottle, just like.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
A pepsicker is hid.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Well, you're right, hang on that. You said there was
no judging here. Before I thought this was a safe spey.
Speaker 9 (30:00):
You're right.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Oh, we're so supportive of worried about your arteries. Were like,
we're allowed to judge okay, okay, then answer is have
you ever used the French dressing? Actually on a salad?
Running from Woodville, South? Come on, come and celebrate the weird.
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What's your particular thing?
Speaker 12 (30:24):
My weird thing is you know the butter. When you
open up a new tub of butter and there's a
foil top on it, I have to peel them off,
and I saved them for about forty years, and about
five years ago I stopped myself. But my grandpa he
had an almond tree and we used to hang still
(30:46):
were falling it to stop the birds. The trouble is
that like he died thirty years ago, and I couldn't
stop saving.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Theiler from the butter.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I had.
Speaker 12 (30:58):
Oh I had heats of them, absolutely heats of them,
and they're all in drawlock bag.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Oh, Ronny, do you wash the light little bit of
butter residue off?
Speaker 10 (31:09):
No?
Speaker 12 (31:09):
Because the one that I use have paper underneath that,
so it never any sutter honor.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
See, well, you are welcome and celebrated for your weirdness here,
so you're definitely running to be in a book of records.
Speaker 12 (31:25):
I had to force myself to stop.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Oh Imady probably the.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
Ali Clark breakfast shows, book of records.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
We're looking for you to celebrate that weird thing that
you do, Manny from Darlington. What is it?
Speaker 5 (31:43):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (31:43):
Good morning. I hope everyone's clearly finished their breakfast right there,
here we go. Look, I'm a nurse, as you know,
an a mid wife, so I see lots of grossness.
But the one thing that I do both do you
love it? It's a freaking look poop?
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Well, hang on, everybody, poo what do you like?
Speaker 13 (32:07):
Well, you gotta look at the color you're gonna look at.
Then you've got to do odor and look, this is
it's not just self awareness. You've got to you know, patience.
I've got patience. The stories I come home with my
husband is caught off and just dry reaching.
Speaker 14 (32:28):
Oh that's nothing compared to the TikTok okay?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Is that you're in the background?
Speaker 13 (32:37):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Alright, let's Harby's name?
Speaker 14 (32:40):
Oh sure, Sean s big pussy ZiT spring explot Yeah
on your TV.
Speaker 13 (32:53):
But it's worse than that. It's like abscess.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Oh my mate, I know.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
And Sean, thank you, thank you so very much. Yeah, yeah,
sure you might deserve a metal love it.
Speaker 8 (33:06):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Mandy Carey from Lewis soon all right, what's the weird
thing you're doing?
Speaker 15 (33:11):
So my husband refuses to go through a drive through
for me because I will order a five inch fun
with cheese, so like a cheese fun, and then I
will order two separate rashes of bacon, a hash brown
and a large fries and a sweet and sour sauce,
and I will pull it all apart and including the chips,
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like I take at the little brown bits off the chips,
and then I make my own burger.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
You okay, carry not.
Speaker 15 (33:39):
Really And that's not even like I feel like, that's
not even the weirdest thing. If you were to talk
to my husband, he'd be like, no, that's not the weirdest, Carrie.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
I just love that you've jumped in the car. You're
going to the drive through from a convenience and speed. Yeah,
by the time you finished pulling everything apart making that burger,
that's it.
Speaker 15 (33:55):
The worst is when I went in there one day
and I ordered it all and they actually gave me
just a piece of cheese in a box.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
You know what, you deserve that to be honest, if
I was.
Speaker 15 (34:06):
Working in there, broke them actually broke them there.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Like we have so many burgers on this menu and
this woman, and.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
I'm pretty sure I would be putting your name with
a big red cross through it.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Lad.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Thanks scary Steve and Blanche And hey, guys, guess what
first time color?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Oh okay, let's do this, darling.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Very first time morning, Steve. Welcome guy. How are you
not too bad?
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Mate?
Speaker 1 (34:38):
What's your weird thing?
Speaker 5 (34:41):
I love veg and might to sauce sandwiches like tomato
saw Steve, Yes.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I mean Sultan sweet.
Speaker 7 (34:50):
Yeah. Also the ms nice on past if you at
the past, you hope and smothering when it's hot, it
milks through the past.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Beautiful, stay from I like this now. Also, Steve, a
reliable little Bertie told me there might be your birthday today.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Happy birthday. Do you think that your cake will have vegemite?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
See You've have a great birthday, mate, And thanks for
calling to talk to you again soon see your buddy.
I am so excited about this next couple as soon
as I heard they're on the amazing race And you
know they say, oh, who do you want to speak to?
These are the only two, These are the only two.
I fell in love with her watching the Real Housewives
of Melbourne, Shine Time, Shine, She's amazing, And then I
was already in love with her darling husband because he
was part of Silverchair. Jackie and Ben Gilly's Good.
Speaker 13 (35:42):
Money, Oh, good Money, the money guy.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
I love this on the amazing race. Now we're watching
it play out at the moment. Yeah, it's got to
be so much fun.
Speaker 16 (35:53):
You too, Yeah, look it's I guess it's one of
those things in life. It's one of those TV shows
that you're watching, you go, wouldn't that be great to
take part in?
Speaker 5 (36:03):
I was.
Speaker 16 (36:04):
I've been as to do a bunch of reality stuff
and it's always just a flatno.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
But this came up.
Speaker 11 (36:09):
I was like, oh, that's actually kind of interesting. It's
a lot tougher than you think, like from when you're
watching from your couch at home, But you know, all
in all, we love the experience.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
It was.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
It was great. I do it.
Speaker 16 (36:21):
I do it every year. I do it as a
yearly pilgrimage around the world.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
I don't mind that.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Jackie, what about you like in your couple, because normally
it's one of you that's really good with directions, or
one of you is really good with driving and does
the physical Yeah, that's right. Who was it for you? Well?
Speaker 17 (36:39):
Ben's very very good at all of that. His attention
to detail is amazing, whereas I'm that real type of
personality where it's like, ol, let's get moving, and I don't.
Speaker 14 (36:49):
I kind of like slick over things.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Ben really is the gun the gun, So you're taking
off to Spain when really Ben actually finishes reading the
clue and says, no, just go and to the Spanish
restaurant down the road.
Speaker 17 (37:05):
One hundred percent?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
How does this compare Jackie to doing something like The
Real Housewives to then doing something where you're competing against
you know, other celebrities.
Speaker 13 (37:14):
Do you know what there is?
Speaker 17 (37:16):
You can't e compare it, Like obviously with a show
like The Amazing Race, it's kind of like you just
you don't even know where you're going. You just dumped
into like when we're dumped into New Deli. I won't
forget it, Like I just went, oh my god, it's
like nearly fifty degrees heat and some of the things
that you probably won't see is like I actually had
(37:37):
heat exhaustion. It was like to a point where I
was just like swaying and swaying. I felt like I
was coming out of my body, and it's almost like
you've just got to go. Man, You've got you've just
got to rely on your partner, which is obviously for
me it's Ben, and you just got to keep going.
So as for the housewives, you know, everything's catered for.
Speaker 16 (37:56):
It was actually surprising. The Grant was the the only
person that, you know, it had a serious hit, that
had a serious issue, Like there was quite a few
people that were struggling with the heat because it was
just not only is it super hot, but you're also
running one hundred miles an hour, like, yeah, so it
(38:19):
was it was. Yeah, it was a challenging, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
I have been Looks, it's obviously been a mass a
few weeks too for you because we've found out so
much more about the incredible band that you and Chris
were part of in Silverchair. How have you found that
because we've heard so much from your other band mate,
Daniel John's and you guys actually got to tell your story.
Speaker 16 (38:37):
Yeah, it's been It's been great, to be honest, Like,
the book's been in the works for a couple of
years now. I don't know, it's been a lovely experience.
You know, kind of reconnecting with the fans and the
books called Love and Pain, And I've kind of joked
the other night at a launch that maybe we should
put pain in brackets, because the book's very much about
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you know, the celebration of the band and all the
wonderful times that the three of us got to share
together and just putting that down on paper and sharing
it with the fans. And also, i mean, my biggest trigger,
the biggest reason I decided to do the book was
for my boys, for my twin boys, so when they're
old enough they can read, you know, my time in
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Silver share from my perspective, and also like the time
you know, before and after the band, Like we really
lean into Chris and my forty year friendship that's endured,
you know, not just the band, but also a lot
of health struggles and mental health and substance struggles, and
(39:42):
you know, it's a much bigger story. But yeah, look
it's been you know, the outpouring of support and people
really enjoying the story is has been really overwhelming and
really lovely. We've it's been a great experience.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Well, look, we're loving watching you run around the earth
and the amazed we're loving the book too, Ben. It
is amazing called Love and Pain. Thank you both so
very very much, and good luck because you're going to
win right.
Speaker 16 (40:08):
Oh yeah, we're going to We're going to give it
a shot.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Guys were just speaking to Ben Gillies from Silver Chair
and just off here. He actually said he's coming to
Adelaide too, so for fans that that book has gone
number one, the silver Yeah. Yeah. His and his bandmate's
response to Daniel Johnson's kind of you know this was
their words about what happened with Silverchair that's gone number
one right around the country. But yet he's going to
(40:33):
be a QBD run them all Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
It's so exciting.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I'm so pumped.
Speaker 5 (40:37):
Yeah, better stink because they weren't coming to Atladdin and
he's like, no, we're coming.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Yeah yeah, because so many people wanted it.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
You can break it to you QBD Wednesday, run them
all now. In the meantime, didn't they sound quite relaxed
like about doing the amazing race together as a husband
and wife.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
It has there has to have been some more strenuous moments,
and they led.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
On I reckon every third time Matt and I get
in the car. We end up in conversation going, how
do you think we'd go on the masse? It's not
all peace, love and among means what happened well clearly,
and this is what I say to him. Not only
would I have to direct and find the navigations, but
I would also have to drive, because he is the
worst driver on the history of the planet, to the
(41:18):
point where if something interesting comes on the radio, he
slows down. We'll be on a highway and I'm going
to mate, you're at eighty Oh no, but what about
what about what they were just saying about the Pakistani
and conflict in Oh come on, dupe.
Speaker 5 (41:31):
Is he the guy that when you're driving to you know,
like a new mate's house for dinner or whatever, and
you know that it's number thirty three on the street
and you're driving and you pull into the street, you
turn the radio down so you can see the numbers better.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah, made, I'm telling you all that.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Having said that, I'm doing that now that I'm reversing
a bit. What is the one thing that you do
with your partner that is absolutely destined to end in
an argument? Because driving is getting like that for us
and the other thing is putting up pictures in your house.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yeah, you've mention before.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
They're the two things in our lives that absolutely do.
We're asking you, what is the thing that goes pretty
close to splitting you up and is always guaranteed on
that fight? Because Ben and Jackie Gillies, who selchair and
a reality TV star, they're currently doing the Amazing Race
and they're very cool and calm and collected with everything.
Split them up? Yeah, Maddie from West Croydon, What about
(42:21):
for you?
Speaker 9 (42:23):
So we always used to do like a games night
mine now Ex.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
And I and we were playing Monopoly.
Speaker 9 (42:30):
We were playing Monopoly one night with his whole family
and I just realized that the way his family does
real estate. I'm like, I can't, I can't do this.
And it became a really really big thing. And it
was like a little bit of an issue at the
time at the night, but it just lived in my
brain for so long after, and I was like, I
can't be with this guy. I can't be with a
guy whose family has brought him up thinking this is
(42:51):
the way real estate works. All books of Monopoly, so hang.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
On, okay, So putting that aside, what the hell were
they doing and what are we talking?
Speaker 9 (42:58):
Yeah, it was a whole bunch of different things. It
was like how they didn't buy houses as soon as
they could, and like how they didn't upgrade to hotels,
and they were like trying to keep it fair. I'm like,
just this isn't a government, Like like why those houses
create It's literally called monopoly, create a monopoly.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
You thought you were married into a communist family. Everybody
gets the same. So, Maddie, are you happily ensconced in
a relationship?
Speaker 4 (43:26):
Now?
Speaker 9 (43:26):
Yes I am, and we've never played monopoly.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
All right, good luck, Maddie, thank you now from sant Agnes.
All right, what caused the argument in the fight for you?
Speaker 18 (43:37):
They're through activity? Oh no, oh, yes, I want to
give you attention to detail.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
No, no, okay, So just generally one wanted something else,
someone else didn't want something else.
Speaker 18 (43:51):
Well put it this way. I was eighty five kilos
and I used to cover my body. Then he made a.
Speaker 9 (43:56):
Rude comment, and I thought, I'm done with this.
Speaker 18 (44:00):
It's so, you know, exchange weed here. Now I'm with
a man twelve years younger like Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman,
and my body is about forty nine kivos and I'm epan.
Speaker 9 (44:13):
Loving now, so good girl, I get the look and
I'm proud.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
I love Yeah, so glad she kicked that man with
the curve.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
I love it.
Speaker 7 (44:28):
The Ali Clark Breakfast Shows look above Records.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Yeah, we're all about to celebrate the weird and wonderful
and welcome you to the mixed family. So that's what
we've been asking on thirteen one o two three this morning,
what is your weird thing ever of Westlakes? Come on,
give it to us.
Speaker 13 (44:45):
Good morning.
Speaker 9 (44:46):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (44:47):
We were laughing because we love the weirdness. Now tell
me this is your mum that does something weird. Yeah.
Speaker 17 (44:53):
So she gets that like olive oil body lotion and
she puts it on her feet, but.
Speaker 10 (44:57):
She has to actually eat it.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
What do you mean she has to eat it?
Speaker 13 (45:02):
Yeah, so she gets out the top and she actually
eats her And I've caught her on like many a ca.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
So you've walked into the bathroom and she's sitting here
with us food.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Emma, does she eat normal food too? Yeah?
Speaker 13 (45:17):
She eats everything normal, but she has to eat it.
Speaker 15 (45:20):
It's like really weird. She does it all the time.
Speaker 14 (45:22):
I'm like Oh my god, Mama, are you actually eating that?
She's like yeah, and it's like an addiction type thing for.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Her goodness gracious. All right, Well, we thought Shane low
just drinking French cealad dressing out of the bottle was weird.
But your mum's up there, Emma, thank you. Glenn's from Woodville.
Good morning, Glenn. What's your weird Thing's a sealad dressing, Glenn?
Speaker 7 (45:48):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
I don't mind that, to be honest, it's not weird enough,
Glenn for the looks of eggs.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Clearly, How did you come up with it in the
first place.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (45:58):
It just happened and I.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
Went, yeah, I'm doing it from there on.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
All right, let's go to Frankie from Rosewater. Come on,
what do you do?
Speaker 15 (46:07):
I'm only happy.
Speaker 9 (46:08):
It's really hot, so anything under forty degrees is too cold.
Speaker 15 (46:13):
If I walk outside and I feel like my face
is melting, that's about the right.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Have you got a sauna at home, Frankie?
Speaker 1 (46:21):
I wish? So what do you do during winter?
Speaker 5 (46:24):
Then?
Speaker 9 (46:24):
Here in Adelaide, I'm really really miserable and grumpy.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Two tickets off to I don't know Jubi, Please thank you,
Nim from West Time Marsh. What's your weird thing?
Speaker 4 (46:38):
I like fish. I like the smell of fish, the
fish market, anything anything to do with seafood that's raw,
which is really nice.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
So you like generally.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
One of my husband's best mates was a fishmonger, and
the smell that he would bring home. He'd have to
take all of his clothes off before he could come in,
and they had a separate outdoor laundry. But for you,
you would be welcoming him into your home with open arms.
Speaker 4 (47:04):
Oh, one hundred percent yes, because wow, wow, how did.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
You get into that name?
Speaker 4 (47:12):
I have no idea. I just one day went into
their fish market and my my husband and son, they
were just covering their losses and I took a deep
breath and I said, wow, he's so nice.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
But you are welcome Nemo all the time. Thank you
so much.
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