FULL SHOW 345: "LIVE AT ST. MARTIN'S PRIMARY SCHOOL!"

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I remember the tea sunly old school guys Live from
Saint Martin's Primary School, Green Acres, the only Hid Breakfast
shows back to school Friday on Mix.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hey, good morning everybody.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yes we are back and what a beautiful school to
be back at, Saint Martin's Catholic Primary School. Go out
and do it broadcast, they say, do it in kind
of spring summer.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
They said it won't rain.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Blush blush, alick barky with you.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Good morning, Max Burford, Hello, Hello, Hello, good morning Shaneley.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
Yeah, we are back to school. This is nice.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I absolutely love this.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
And we've got some massive news coming to for everybody
else that might be heading off to school a little
bit later for you, okay, so we'll be bringing that
for you for twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
But what a great little place for it. In the gym.

Speaker 6 (00:47):
Yeah, first impression, beautiful, nice, good je lovely, bigger gym
and I ever had in primary school.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
It's lovely.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
I know the maintenance man who wears his onies on
the outside. He's been here since very early Jays. He's
been looking after us. Some principal Christine's here. We're going
to catch up with her a little bit later. Too,
but it is absolutely wonderful to be out and about. Now,
don't forget. If you want us to come to your school,
you can absolutely nominate. All you need to do is
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Speaker 7 (01:14):
It looks like a mont Martins Catholic primary school in
the gymnasium.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
The first time I've ever been in gymnasium.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
By the way, this looks blood generally when you say
the first time. We walked in and Shane said, so
this is what a gymnasum looks like.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, okay, not this one. That's nice general, all right,
So why were we playing that song?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Now? Did you guys, either of you have to drive
during peak hour yesterday afternoon?

Speaker 6 (01:42):
I skirted peak how on both sides of it yesterday,
and thank.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
The Lord, there was not a lot of drive.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I have to say that yesterday I had I officially
broke up with the Google lady in the sky.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
No, I'm done.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
You know that I have had a very fraud relationship
with the Google Maps lady because I love my street
directory and I hate technology, and I keep trying to
trust her and she keeps letting me down.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Before we go any further. So I want to go
back to the thak. You're saying that she lives in
the sky. The Google Lady lives in the square. Else
I don't think she's in the sky.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
But she in my car.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
That's creepy.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
She's on the present Google Lady mate. I know that
at this time of year we look. I love the
fact that we host the Veiloh five hundred, I.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Genuinely, genuinely do.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I think it's great for our state. I think the
people coming in it's fantastic. I think it's brilliant to
be able to be proud of something that we do.
Having said that, I'm putting my hand up and saying
I don't have to drive through that traffic every day.
I could imagine being ahead and mess Well, yesterday was
traffic unlike anything I think anyone had seen for a
long time, because not only did you have the Valo issues,

(02:47):
that poor young man has lost his life on Anzac
Hiwai Gland all there. So that shut that down. There
was because of the rain, little bingles everywhere. It was
impossible to move.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
Adelaide drivers in the an aside. Everyone drives thirty klombers
below the speed limit.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
No matter how light the rain is, and there's still bingles.
This is the bit I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
But the Google lady.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
So I had to get to the Locksley's locks Locklee's
Lockley's a hotel for a dinner yesterday for a little
fellow's softball night, and my schnitty was waiting, and so
I had to be there at a certain time.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
And also, you know how I love to go to
bed early.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
I'm thinking if I don't get in ahead.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Of forty six other little athletes and.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Their parents ordered ahead.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
I sent Mad ahead on a wreckid because he was
coming up from West Lax and he just wrung me
and he said, I'm in the line.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
I said, great, what have they got?

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Don't worry about it, schnitty.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Anyway, I got so angry at the Google Lady in
the sky sending me into the path of horrendous traffic
that it became my personal mission to beat her time.
You know how that they say as amout of time
of arrival. At five forty nine, I was sitting down
to my shitty five forty six boom.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
See.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Do not go with the Google adding the sky anymore.
I'm telling you, Street directories are back, baby.

Speaker 6 (04:05):
So the people in the people of Lockleas are waking
up this morning with terror in their minds because there
was a lady in a Kluegert just going zero to
fifty in one second on all of the side street.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
No, no, no, it was raining. So I was thirty k's
under as you said, so.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
Zero twenty of all the side streets as quick as
she can, just to get down there by.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
My needy may.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
I can't go cold. It toastes like terribleness, you know
when you just get used to something and then all
of a sudden, because we haven't done one of these
for a while, I was just about to stop talking
like this.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
I didn't realize that I needed a microphone.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Your microphone was on your button, it in your mouth,
for everybody's sake.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
Yes, you had a big, good joke when the kids
got to if you did some butt Mike gear.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Oh what is going on? Can you two explain this
to me?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, as you know, boys who like to pretend they're
still little boys in life?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
What is it?

Speaker 8 (04:53):
Flatulence? Such a funny thing for you. It's pretty funny.
It's just the noise, Yeah, the concept. Really, it's a
variety of noises. It never stays the same.

Speaker 9 (05:03):
That's interesting about farts is you never know what you're
going to get right, You're absolutely right, And Shane looks
like is this is his face is lit up talking
about farts?

Speaker 10 (05:13):
No funny?

Speaker 6 (05:14):
Oh my gosh, how way for you kids to get it.
They're a lot of farts too. Hey Max, why isn't
your mum into the phone whenever you're It's a great question.

Speaker 7 (05:22):
I don't know, said Martin's Catholic Primary School this morning.
And by the way, they provide an amazing performing arts
and visual arts listens to all their students.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
And I believe we're even going to get a performance
before the end of the show to please the.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Recorder in it? Yes, really yeah, like Titanic recorder. No,
I just love it.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
It's beautiful.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, it's not the most beautiful of instruments.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
And it's not really a skill you take outside of school.
You know, when have you ever used recorder outside of school?

Speaker 3 (05:49):
I know I went to this medieval fit.

Speaker 11 (05:54):
When you go and see the ASO, there's no recorders
in the because you don't go to music and you
don't you would like it very much. Tell me about
chamber music and your money. That she wants to listen
to you, or does she rarely?

Speaker 5 (06:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
I'll give it a call. Let's call it right now.

Speaker 10 (06:16):
Hi, It's make you. Please leave a message.

Speaker 12 (06:19):
Mom.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
Maley's youngest Maddy, was asked to write two poems about
two people who are really important to her. The first
one was mad, it was lovely, the second.

Speaker 10 (06:28):
One, by surprise.

Speaker 13 (06:31):
He is as wise as a fox, always looking for danger.
He is as strong as an ox, always carrying me.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
He is my dad.

Speaker 14 (06:38):
Oh great, let's get on to the second one.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
It's nose is as flat as a pancake, breathing like
a pug. It's like a witch, cackling every day. He's
as mean as a monkey, stealing everything you love. He's
as mean as a little kid, always annoying you. He's
as boring as a school day, always having to listen
to him.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
He is Lord Voldemort.

Speaker 6 (07:02):
All the more Harry Potter fans, the better.

Speaker 10 (07:06):
As far as I'm concerned.

Speaker 15 (07:08):
If we haven't get an eighth novel in this series,
I've got an idea for JJ Rowling Harry Potter and
the bra Fitter.

Speaker 10 (07:14):
What horror story this was?

Speaker 6 (07:16):
Tracy phoned in with a hair raising story.

Speaker 16 (07:19):
I remember getting a beautiful lady in a gorgeous lace.

Speaker 12 (07:23):
Bra There was a thread on the front of the
lace cup sole.

Speaker 6 (07:26):
I sort of.

Speaker 12 (07:27):
Wrapped my finger around the thread and I pulled.

Speaker 16 (07:29):
It yes, and she said, I think that's attached to
me And it was actually a hair that was coming through.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (07:37):
Ouch.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
That wasn't the only weed injury on the show this week.
Andrea from Craigmore jumped.

Speaker 10 (07:42):
On the line.

Speaker 17 (07:43):
I was trying to use a public telephone box. This
is obviously before we had mybile phone, and I've dropped
some of the coins on the floor to the telephone box,
went to go pick them up, but lost my balance
and didn't realize there was a panel of glass missing
out of the side.

Speaker 12 (07:57):
Of the phone, but the phone box was on top
of a heel. So I've rolled out of the phone
box down the.

Speaker 17 (08:03):
Hill onto the road and came to the end where
the road was and cars had to actually stop for
me anytime anyone saw me for the rest of the trip.

Speaker 16 (08:12):
When we were away like.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Phone bucks.

Speaker 6 (08:16):
And Shane was feeling the pain when they tried the
sound is he feed you?

Speaker 10 (08:20):
When he was talking.

Speaker 6 (08:21):
About regarding the drivers in this week's Adelaide five hundred
marks gaithe oh Skaper.

Speaker 7 (08:26):
Yeah, he was a guy in the wheelchairs on stage
whenever seas for a bit.

Speaker 18 (08:29):
No Marks cath Osha Englensburg. He's of course going to
be down there. What do you mean, Shane van Gisbergen. No,
because she was the last one. I listen, guys here
he's driving past in the V eight supercars.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yes, Darling, he does a life.

Speaker 12 (08:48):
It comes back.

Speaker 10 (08:53):
Say he's just staying here laying Shane.

Speaker 6 (08:55):
Anyway, I'll be soaking in the race this weekend track side.

Speaker 10 (08:58):
So mum, you're on your own for Sunday lunch.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Message received. That's so good.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
And for any other parts of the show you miss.

Speaker 7 (09:07):
Easy way to catch up on all that as you
search the Ali Clark Breakfast Show on iHeartRadio.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
And if you can hear that thumping and noise in
the background, I'm just going to let you know some
elves have arrived to our back to school Friday down
here at Saint Martin's Catholic Primary School.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
It's going to be.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Very interesting once we get six hundred kids around us,
isn't it.

Speaker 6 (09:23):
Shane? Remember when Christophers goes one this morning, your.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
Fine us said Martin's Catholic Primary School.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Yeah, it's brittant and if you want us to come
out to your school, well then all you need to
do is get to mix one of two three dot
com dot au and register and hopefully we can be
bringing everything down, the guys or girls from bringing fresh
fruit down for everyone.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Pick a local.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Massive shout out to Alabastasnowball who's here very very early
doing balloon animals and bringing Christmas cheir. We great names
by the way, I know real name, did it by
Deepole or whatever? But it's going to be so much fun.
So I feel like I need to get this out
before we are descended on by children after.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
Seven thing again, is it?

Speaker 2 (10:04):
No?

Speaker 4 (10:05):
No, Well that would save that because they love to
be honest.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
I reckon.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
I had the earliest argument I've ever had with my
husband ever, like earlier time wise this morning, but in bed. No, okay, no,
because you can have those ones, but this is one
where there was probably no positives even coming out of it.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
You know what I mean, fantastic and you know what
is going to be a great positive for healing this
fight talking about it on the radio.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah, because you guys will agree with me, and then
it will make it so much easier when I go
home to him tonight.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Right, I usually seen that.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Look, we had a massive weekend the Vallet five.

Speaker 7 (10:43):
Robi is going to be here, will be probably here
listening to us right now. He's probably going to gas
man and get some pants, i'd imagine, because there's a
lot of pants he wears, and then.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
He's probably not kind of gas man to get pants.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
So this is kind of where this argument started.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Pants. Well, Robbie's Max Burford.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
You've been banging on about the Black Friday sale so much,
and we're hearing about it in the news.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
We've been hearing it, you know, like it's everywhere.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
And so because I'm quite competitive, I feel like I've
been caught up into the being swept up into the
fact that I need to buy stuff.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, don't be left out. So by the.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Morning I was looking at some things.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
I thought, well, we probably could do with that, and
we need this, and blah blah blah blah blah blah.
And I was going through that and I said, oh no, no, no,
it's not a definite need.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
So I don't need to buy.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
It, and I was.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Getting ready to go to work and then I hear
this curry, scurry, scurry, and my husband comes down the
stairs and we're just having quick chat. Now, you guys
know that I've had a pretty hellish twenty four to
thirty six hours, especially with my children losing things.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
It usually lost more than they've kept in the last
time they have.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Sam lost his hat that he needs otherwise he can't
go out and play for South Australia in the softball
Sam also lost his school a hat, which means he
just can't go out and play it all. Youngest one
lost her library books. We still can't find those anyway.
The list went on and on and on, and that's
another reason why I was putting.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
My foot down and saying we can't.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
And last night I had what we liked to call
the come to Mummy meeting, where I sat everyone on
the couch and I said, guys, can you please just
try to help me out because it burns me. I
grew up in a house where you didn't waste stuff,
and you know, you certainly didn't waste money, and you.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Really looked after your things, all right. That was just
drilled into me at a very young age.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
This is the coach on Monday morning after a bad loss.
This is many bad losses, lets and going through the vision.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
So I've sat them there and I've got you know,
fun Dad. Matt, I said, you need to back me
up in this, please, So I sent him down and said, guys,
can you please, Just like Mummy is slowly losing her mind,
I just can't keep up with you. And it really
makes me sad. It makes me think that you don't
take seriously you know, the work and how hard Mum
and Dad worked to give you these things. It makes
me feel that you're not actually, you know, really understanding

(12:54):
what it's like to be respectful of your things and
other people.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
So we had this meeting and it was.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Really really scious, and the kids looking at me really
doe eyed and oh yeah, yeah, okay. You know. It
wasn't yelling, was it. It was just talking to them about
how this works, right yep. So we all go to bed.
We get up this morning, Matt's having quick chat and says,
have a really good day at the school today. I said, yeah, yeah, yeah,
And then we're organizing to go and watch Sammy play
in his final games down at West Beach and because
it's raining, and I said great, I said.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Have you got the chair? He said what chair?

Speaker 3 (13:20):
I said, oh, the chair from yesterday I left in
the fold up chair. He goes, no, you took the chair.
I said, no, Matthew, no, you had the fold up chair.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Did you bring it home?

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (13:32):
No?

Speaker 3 (13:33):
And he looked at me and generally he said, oh,
that's a shame, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
And I have lots. I'm sorry to my neighbors who
were probably called triple zero because.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
There was this screaming going on so early in the
morning at four fifty six, mind you, that's early.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
And I said to him, I said, I can't you
heard me give the speech to the kids. You were
sitting there nodding. You were sitting there nodding, and now you've.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Gone and lost something. What I would say, don't go
into his camp.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
You can't go any camp.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
I would say, you've got a pretty good seat reserve
for today if it's there.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
And I believe we have the first students in the house.
Max Burfet, who have you found?

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Do you have the first students in the house.

Speaker 6 (14:17):
It's because their dad happens to be a teacher here
up early?

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Who have we got here? What's your name? Oliver? How
old are you? I'm eleven and I'm in year six?

Speaker 4 (14:28):
Okay, very cool?

Speaker 6 (14:29):
And what's it like when your dad is one of
the teachers at the school.

Speaker 14 (14:33):
Well, we get to school quite early every day and
then he drops us off at just down there.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, that's where we're out over here. I love it.
We also have younger brother, Spencer, and.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
Spencer is a ten year old who apparently is very
good at gymnastics.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
What do you love about gymnastics? Spencer? The friends there?

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Oh, I don't tell you what perfect dancer and Spencer
tell you what. This is the first time our Shane
has ever been inside a gym, So yeah, you go
and teach him about healthy living and everything else.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
All right, A little bit fitter, a little bit stronger
than teach me how.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
To do a backflip today?

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Can you do?

Speaker 4 (15:14):
But you can't?

Speaker 2 (15:15):
I think actually got from the head shake his word
for it.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
All right, coming up in the E News since Robbie
Williams is here on Sunday, It is all Robbie Williams,
including the biggest apology he has ever had to make,
I'll tell you who to next.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
It looks like any morning entertainment.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Ali Clutch?

Speaker 3 (15:34):
All right, So we've been celebrating all things Robbie Williams
this week ahead of him playing at the BAILOFFE five
hundred on Sunday. So I thought i'd start with our
favorite story that I have found, at least of Robbie Williams.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
It involved an apology.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Are you ready for it?

Speaker 16 (15:48):
So?

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Can you remember that MTV show Cribs MTV where you
used to be able to go into a celebrities place
and see their amazing homes and everything else?

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Right, Hi, I imagine Kutscher and this is where I had.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Doo Yeah, I mean cool, Yeah, and you just cruise
around and see how the other half definitely live or
the other point one percent live.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
Right.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Well, he was twenty three years of age and he
wanted to appear wealthier than he was, so he stole
someone's castle. What he did was he rented it, including
filling it up with waiters and all that sort of stuff,
and during MTV crebs, he made it out that it
was his own. Unfortunately it ended up being Jane Seymour,

(16:31):
you know, doctor Quinn medicine woman. Really it ended up
being her castle, and so he said, look, we didn't
let her know that I was going to pretend it
was my house. And because I was like twenty three
in full smunk, I didn't even consider other people's thoughts
or feelings.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
So I'd like to take this opportunity twenty.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Three years later to apologize to Jane Seymour for stealing
your phat.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
How did she not know just walked in with a
full weight staff.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
I wouldn't have been there, I reckon.

Speaker 7 (16:54):
And how does doctor Quinn get so much money to
afford a castle that isn't excellent?

Speaker 5 (16:57):
What is going on there?

Speaker 4 (16:58):
Mate?

Speaker 2 (16:59):
If you had studied It's school, you two could be
a medicine hey, medicine man.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Shane Low shout out to all of our gps too
this morning that are not living in castles.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
We love you all.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
You're incredible. All right, now here we go.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
I wanted to play a little bit of a game
to finish with because it is Robbie Week.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
I reckon.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
You think it'd be pretty easy for you.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Guys to pick the top five highest charting Robbie songs
of all time in this country. Yeah, yeah, all right,
what would be what would be in the top five?
Go throw them at me. I'm going to have It's
got Kylie in it, so kids, okay?

Speaker 4 (17:26):
What else?

Speaker 10 (17:27):
Angels?

Speaker 7 (17:27):
Surely angels, Robbie, oh supreme, my favorite pizza.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
The one that millennium. How many other songs that is
going to be let me entertain you?

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Another one of them?

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yes, what are you serious? From here we go? You've
read it.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
None of these were the highest rating songs for Robbie Williams.
Now coming in at third place is a song called Tripping. Yes,
Tripping equals second place, freedom and better Man.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
That you know better?

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah, so here we go, there's an equal first place.
And these songs got to number four on the ARIA charts,
not Angels, not let Me Entertain You, but this one.

Speaker 19 (18:06):
Body Body, and the other one was rock DJ, which
you'd understand it because that's a great Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
So, as much as everybody's going wild for Robbie william
his songs actually didn't chart here. It's kind of like
they break overseas. Angels only reached forty. I thought, ding no, no, no,
it was but I think we love him and have
loved Robbie. But the songs themselves don't necessarily chart, so
there you go.

Speaker 7 (18:36):
Okay, what's the song you're gonna be singing really loudly
when we see him on Sunday.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
Running through all that listen.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Every single one. But you know me, I don't quite
know all the lyrics, so they'll be alive. I just
wanna a busy on Sunday.

Speaker 7 (18:55):
Now, good morning. We are so excited to be down
here this morning. Yes, at Martin's Catholic Primary School. We
back to school Fridays.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yes, absolutely brilliant.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
We're in the gorgeous gymnasium here because of course, you know,
the one day that we do decide to do one
of these rains, So farmers you're welcome.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah, go to we got you. Good for the farmers,
it's good for the fact.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
And I absolutely love and this is going to sound weird,
but just stick with me. I love going into the
toilets of primary schools because nine times out of ten
you never know if you're going to go into the
ones with the really little toilets and you've got to
sit on them with.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
Your knees up around your ears.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
But these ones here are very special because you walk
in there and you have a very important choice to make,
don't you, Max you do?

Speaker 6 (19:32):
Thre's two doors in the male qubicles. You can go
into the port door or the crows. Yeah, thing's going
to be an issue for our sports presenter who's going
to join us at seven point thirty, who doesn't like
either of those teams. So I don't know if he
comes to school and just holds it all day he
doesn't want to use either of them.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
Twenty trees outside, we are.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Going to find out just how cool is this school?
Were the principal next, And don't forget if you want
us to bring all of this out to you, just
get to our website Mix one or two th dot you.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
It looks like a good morning.

Speaker 7 (20:03):
By the way, A big shout out to at our
friends at our pick a local pick say they've got
some fresh fruit on the way.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
The kids are slowly starting to break through the doors here.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
I can hear the first balls bouncing in the gym,
which I think has been pretty good because it's taken
this long, because you know, as soon as you get
a ball in your hand, what do you do?

Speaker 4 (20:16):
You can bounce it.

Speaker 6 (20:16):
I first, literally the first thing I thought I've walked
in here at five thirty is where the basketballs look.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
We love coming out and meeting the communities that always
exist in and around a school because it's not just
the students, it's not just the teachers. It is everybody
that makes the school successful. But the person leading this
one joins us now, she's principal, Christine Comers.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Good morning, Good morning everybody.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Thank you so much for having us at this beautiful school.

Speaker 20 (20:42):
It's a pleasure, absolute pleasure, and we are honored to
be hosting your show here today, our show today.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
We're all in this together. So it's time to find out.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
How cool is your school?

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Yeah, we really should have worked on that.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Actually perfect, love that flawless.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
So what do you love and what do people love
about this little school?

Speaker 20 (21:03):
Well, it's a school of about six hundred and fifty
so so at Catholic School, it's actually quite big. We
are amodi cultural school, so the fact that we have
just under fifty different cultures on our school, it makes
it quite interesting with children coming in with their special
these days, there special cultural.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Experiences and we bring that into our school.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Oh I love it.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
And you also have Osland as your chosen language, which
I think is brilliant.

Speaker 20 (21:32):
So we've had that here for three years and the
children use it for singing at assemblies that we do
our Australian anthem in Osland and then we have our
masses and we do some prayers in Osland as well.

Speaker 12 (21:46):
Well.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
We can't wait because we understand that we're actually going
to get your little choir and band involved in getting
us Yeah, signings off today.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
It's going to be very exciting.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
I love the fact that you have so many teacher
groupies here following your every move principle? Are they all
looking for the pay rise because they're front row, they're
all videoing, they're looking at everything you're doing. Do they
think you're going to make a mistake or something.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
No?

Speaker 20 (22:08):
No, we actually have a very good team here and
they are all very supportive.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
So it's great to have a stuff like we have here.

Speaker 6 (22:16):
Principal Christine, I've seen Matilda, so I know how principles operate.
Where do you keep your chokey for punishing bad students?
I don't have one? Do you have any bad students?
Is everyone enjoy here?

Speaker 10 (22:33):
Look?

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Even Spencer, Spencer we've met before, who just did about
eighty eight thousand backflips across the gymnasium.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
There he's holding a ball and he's not wating it.

Speaker 6 (22:40):
You're telling me someone with that much energy that can
come in here and do backflips at six thirty's not
naughty every now and then.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
No, he's a good boy.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Well, we cannot thank you enough for coming here. We'll
we'll learn more about everything that you've got going on,
but we really just appreciate you welcoming us into your community.
And as Max said, this is our shown. So can
you just say you're listening to Mix one or two
point three? Principal comus, you're listening to Mix one O
two point three?

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Yeah, how did that go?

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Teach a Grouping's good? The thumbs up? Goodbrighting everybody.

Speaker 10 (23:14):
How are we?

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Yeah, it's gonna be really really well, it's gonna be
very very echo. We in here in a moment, but
we are about to dive into what's heaps good and
amazing in our states. So I've grabbed a couple of
people to find out what's heaps good in their life.
I have Mum need Neve, what's great in your life?

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Oh coffee right now? And we've got j J. What's
great in your life? What's heaps good? I absolutely love basketball?

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Oh I love that? And Ashton for you, my man,
my eight year old boy. Now on the end here,
what's heaps good for you?

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Basketball? Fortne and rap music?

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Disappointingly because your principal standing over there, neither of you
said school, so just move away to the back.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
Okay, thanks, guys, I look.

Speaker 7 (23:55):
Like any What we think is heap's good, really he's.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Good, really heaps good, heps good, heeps go, heeps.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Go, really heaps good. Yes, it's really really heaps good.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Yes, this is where we give you it heads up
on what is a heap's good and what we've been
doing something that you might like to get on board. Now,
you guys know that I am fiercely parochial about South Australia,
especially when it comes to sweet things. I think we
do it better than anybody else. Don't worry about your
sweetish chocolate, don't worry about your boiled.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Lollies from whooptie whoops.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
All right, it is all about South Australia is where
it's at. Unfortunately I have been driven to cheating on
our first date with who I have found the greatest
raspberry bullets on the face of the earth.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Ah, you know what this means, raspberry bullets. What I
think it means you're getting old.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
If this is what old is, put me in my
chair and off in the retirement.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
I brought saying that you would not believe me.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
So these raspbeebo mind the fingers, Dominion Naturals confection things,
and I got them from out good different, no artificial
colors of flavors anyway, And I'm saying, I'm reiterating, we
don't get paid or.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Sent any of these.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
I am so into them. What do you think it's
proty good? Come on, it's more than pretty good. Come on,
it's really good. And the raspberry stuff inside is really
really soft.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
It's a good amount of chewiness.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Yeah, it is so good. It's not that stuff that
gets stuck in between your teeth.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
How good is it?

Speaker 21 (25:36):
Right?

Speaker 5 (25:36):
Mind another one just to see how.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
Now they do do dart shop it anyway?

Speaker 3 (25:41):
So South Australia, I apologize, I love you and I
will continue to support your sweet things, but I have
to say check out Dominion Naturals there from New South Wales.
So I'm still keeping it in the countries that are
good all right, So it's not really good.

Speaker 6 (25:54):
It's heaps good, nice, good one. My heap's good this
week is respectful tradees.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (26:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (26:04):
We got a couple of fellas getting down and dirty
with retaining walls and fencing and concreting and all this
sort of stuff at our house. At the moment, anything manly.
I'm horrible at it. So I needed a little bit
of assistance from them. And it's even worse when it's
raining like it has been for the last couple of days.
We have this like weird clayey loamy soil is a nightmare, right,

(26:25):
So getting it in and out of the house, trapsing
in and out, absolute nightmare. So because I want my
fence upright, I'm not going to do it myself. I've
got these boys in and they have come out in
the rain and still just pushed on through it. Yesterday
they get there, Eliza's in bed, I'm here working. ELA's
in bed. They start working without even waking her up.
So they're getting it done in the rain, without even

(26:46):
waking her up. She goes down and offers them a coffee. Nah,
oh good, got it go all her own coffees. I've
come back like four hours later. They've been down there
by themselves, pelting with rain. There's mud everywhere. The blokes
are soaked. There is not any mud inside. They've been
working in the garage to put the fence together, to
keep themselves dry. They've been taking their shoes off when

(27:07):
they walk into the garage.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Oh, I love these right all right. Right, we left
the house open in case they needed the toilet.

Speaker 6 (27:13):
And that's always a risk. Weid trade is perfect because
like they'd cleaned the toilet. So I wanted to give
my heaps good this week to Eastwood Landscaping because you
boys really are heaps good.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yes, yes, lawless really good.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
All right.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
There was a pause, but a dramatic they really are.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
What is heaps good is a Black Friday sales. Now,
I'm like you, Ali, I had a bit of poe.
Everyone's buying stuff. I didn't get anything.

Speaker 7 (27:38):
Yet, and really it's like ninety percent off the stuff
you don't need. Yes, And so I got on the
last night I purchased my first Black Friday thing.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Guys, well, all right, so.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
And how much did you save? How much did you say?
First percentage?

Speaker 5 (27:49):
It's about two hundred and fifty bucks.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Okay, well that's great percent off or something or something
like that. Yeah, so what did you get?

Speaker 7 (27:54):
I bought a sound bar for my television with a
Subwolfer whoa. It's like a surround sound thing installed. It
in too loud for Marlborough, but hang.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
On, you live genuinely and people think we're making this up,
but it actually has a plaque on the front of it.
It's called Adelaide's Quaintest House, which is small.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
I wouldn't say that because people can google it and
find out worry, but I got appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
The room was small. It was too loud.

Speaker 7 (28:17):
So now I had to move the sound system out
to the kitchen because that's the only room it's big
enough for me to not go death while listening.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
So you have a sound system in your kit pretty cool,
and you sit in the loundroom watching the TV.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
While the sound's coming from the kitchen.

Speaker 14 (28:28):
You're right, that is He's good, jeez, sort of lucky
it's not in the bathroom, I guess, alex any.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
So, I've worked out the key for high performance of ten,
eleven and twelve year old boys.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Are you ready for it?

Speaker 12 (28:46):
Well?

Speaker 2 (28:46):
I see if you.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Draw the same conclusions that I did.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Okay, so middle child is playing down at the National
Softball he's representing South Stralia and really pumped frohim.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
It's great.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
And we don't have a softball competition that runs completely
all the way through in the there's one up in
the hills, maybe one bugger, but we don't actually have
as opposed to Queensland and New South Wales. They're that
big boys of the competition, right going all right, yeah,
we're going very very well. Well, well, let me Queensland
and New South Wales playoff and these are the ones

(29:16):
to beat. And they end up in a four all draw,
got it, fantastic all draw? Okay, So that happens and
we go yeah, okay, well here we go. Now we're
going to play We're going to play Queensland. Queensland. We're
going to get smashed. I mean, these people are man children,
they have hair on their faces and like all this
sort of stuff. And so we get smashed by New

(29:38):
South Wales and we line up against Queensland.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
You know, the chips were looking a bit down.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
We beat Queensland for the first time in South Australia's history.
Oh now do you want to know the difference between
playing New South Wales and then playing Queensland.

Speaker 6 (29:53):
I'm thinking like inspirational pregame talks from Alie Clark, or.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
It could have been that the girls team were watching
us for that game. Yes, Ultimate Rush.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
We got smashed by New South Wales.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
On paper, we should have got smashed by Queenslander.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
We kicked there behind.

Speaker 6 (30:13):
So the boys are all lining up at the start
of the game and they're just still looking out the
corner of their eyes to check that the girls are watching.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Max Burford tell me that's not a thing.

Speaker 6 (30:22):
As an eleven and ten year old boy, yes, And
as a poor thirty one year old who plays steet
grade footy, I'll tell you why I would be lying
if I said that, like slightly bigger than the ten
mums and dads were usually getting the crowd.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
They didn't get me going exactly.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
And they were all there in their South Australian uniforms,
of their ribbons in their hair, and they were, you know,
doing the chat.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
It was so so good. And these little boys were.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Running around well when nests, I won't say they. My
little boy was running around with his chest puffed out
and ready'd absolutely take.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
On the world.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
It was so good.

Speaker 6 (30:53):
But then if you asked him, if you said, did
you guys perform better because the girls were watching, what
would he say?

Speaker 4 (30:58):
He said, no way, Mum instantly read and then turned away.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Yeah, these girls are disgusting. They got cooties. I just
love those things that you do.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Do impress a member of the opposite sex, even when
you're a kid or an adult like thirty mine ot three,
Just those things that you've gone out and about and
just gone, yeah, I'm going to do something outlandish here
because that'll get me, you know, a kiss or a look.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Or it's the blacks to drive down round them all
every night, the ones.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
I believe we've got someone on the line already, because
if we're oked in good.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Morning, Good morning guys, how are we today? Not too bad?

Speaker 16 (31:32):
On?

Speaker 4 (31:32):
What thing did you do to impress me?

Speaker 22 (31:35):
Well, my boyfriend at the time, we're in Queensland, is
so there's no way you'll go bungee jumping. I my
wisdom thought you could just step off, you know, and
I'd be survived because there was a pool underneath if
I fell, you know whatever. And I was wearing a
bikini as well, because I.

Speaker 17 (31:53):
Was only nineteen.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
Right now, where this is going?

Speaker 6 (31:56):
I went up there?

Speaker 17 (31:56):
No, I went it's not going there, But I went
up there.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
I was about to say, we're at school, Chris, it's so.

Speaker 22 (32:03):
Good at TZ and the guy out there was trying
to call me down, telling me you look.

Speaker 6 (32:07):
Sexy when you breathe heavy and all this sort of stuff.

Speaker 22 (32:09):
Oh, this guy's pretty hot anyway.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
So I ended up.

Speaker 22 (32:14):
Jumping because I thought, right the guy and my boyfriend
down the bottom has had this smug look because I've
been up there for a while. I jumped, and then
I was walking around afterwards, and all these people were.

Speaker 16 (32:25):
High fiving me.

Speaker 22 (32:25):
I didn't realize that I was actually on a video
in like a little room where everyone was watching, and
that he had bets as to whether I'd lose my
top or not.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Some people were happy.

Speaker 16 (32:38):
I made a lot of people either happy or unhappy
that day.

Speaker 22 (32:41):
And the good thing is I've got the card or
the number off the guy that was running it as well,
the hot guy.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
The stupid thank you his second boyfriend. So was that
a stupid thing or was it a small thing that
stupid for the boyfriend.

Speaker 17 (32:57):
To be fair?

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Going bungee jump in a bikini.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah, it's never going to be to be and you're
asking for travel, aren't you.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
What's that silly thing you've done to impress the officer.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
To six after my son won again that they really
shouldn't have And the only thing.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
We can put it down to.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Is the girls were watching here.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
They were David from Clemsig, what have you done?

Speaker 23 (33:18):
I think I've done that as well. Actually, I don't
know who better things ex girlfriends in the past, gotten legs, wax,
did a panpa session once. I think one of the
worst was when I first got married, had no idea
how to cook, didn't grow up cooking, My mom didn't
teach me.

Speaker 24 (33:34):
And one night I thought, you I'm going to really
impress her, pulled out the spot that I'd never used,
started prepping all the vEDS. Didn't realize to kill off
potatoes as too much, shat it down with a glass
of wine and look we're long stero a shure. We
ended up getting to about midnight before she finally was
able to eat. She fell asleep in the couch and yeah,

(33:57):
I think I think that kind of exposed me.

Speaker 23 (33:59):
Show away.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
It's a lot of water. You need to boil a.

Speaker 6 (34:03):
Potatoes.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Thank you, David, Kirsty and Clovelly Park.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
What about you, oh Hattie. Yeah, there was this.

Speaker 16 (34:11):
Really really cute guy that worked in my building and
I worked out pretty quickly that he liked the band Metallica,
So I started listening to Metallica on my headphones. I
sort of waked lay around in the foyer for him.
I even went out and bought like a Metallica T
shirt to wear under my blazer on Friday at work
and love you, and I went and bought the ABC's

(34:32):
of Metallica book so that I could carry it when
I was in the elevator with him. And one day, well,
I got a NAD one day. And then I kept
up with the facade for I don't know about another week,
and then I gave up.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
You were here thinking you were going to be the
master of puppet.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
If he gave you, Yeah, he gave you the rock
Devil Horns. You were definitely in though you would have
known what to do.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Thank you so much. You're al literally.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Joining us now from Castroll and Tradey Racing is Declan Fraser, good.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Money, Good morning everyone.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
We were just talking about doing silly things to impress
the opposite sex.

Speaker 6 (35:10):
I mean, yeah, you've got surely you've got the ultimate one, right, Yeah,
I mean for being honest, humbly pull out the old
a race car driver sometime it attracts so many pit
lizards a couple of times, so you so you've got
to be careful where you use it.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Does it have much success?

Speaker 10 (35:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:29):
It goes all right.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Yeah, I would be fascinated if I've met a race
car driver. Now, this is your first year into the supercars,
so can you just explain for us laying people that
drive cars with cup holders in it? What is the
difference between getting into and behind the wheel of one
of those things than the other stuff you've been racing.

Speaker 6 (35:48):
Yeah, definitely for us, everything sort of slows down, so
it's like going for a bit, a bit of a
drive to get a cover of coffee at the end
of the day. But yeah, their purpose built race cars,
so we're pretty safe. We're doing three hundred k's now
around concrete jungles, so we've got to be pretty safe
inside the cars. But yeah, they're they're quick, they're fast.
They're fun for kids to watch as well, Like I've

(36:09):
grown up watching supercars. My whole life, and it's something
I've always strive to be in and to be here
now and actually see so many kids interested in what
we're talking about right now, it's pretty cool to see
we're just talking about the cup holders and going on
the sort of coffee run in your car in the morning.
What a manute where you guys need to eat or
drink something in a car? Like some of these races
are real long. How does how do you do it?

Speaker 2 (36:28):
We have a water bottle, We go through that very
very quickly.

Speaker 6 (36:31):
We don't have a toilet in there, unfortunately, so for
a two hour long race you sort of just got
to hold onto it.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
But joking, yeah, a little person inside you going are
we there yet? Are we there yet? It makes you
drive quick because you want to do the car.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
So yeah, but as soon as you get out, your
engineer wants to pull you up and say how the
car is?

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Be like, mate, just just get get me too. The toilet.
I've got to have a bit of a break.

Speaker 6 (36:51):
So but in the car, like for the longer races,
we might even have some energy gels and stuff just
to keep us going, just so we've got a little
bit of fuel.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Well, if it's okay.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
We would love to hear more about this, so can
you stick around and then Max Spurther can get stuck
into the race in the sports if that's.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
All right, most certainly all right.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
We're here with the awesome Declan Fraser from caspvill and
Trade Racing.

Speaker 7 (37:10):
We do have another very special guests on the way.
Does it drive the eight more reindeer style?

Speaker 10 (37:14):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (37:14):
I tell you what, it's probably a good thing, although
we might need a spare supercar driver if we can,
because decland Fraser's a stepped off the stage and has
been swamped by small situation.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Swift's unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
It is unbelievable. Now, don't forget.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
If you want us to come to your school, do
not go anywhere. We have some massive news next.

Speaker 7 (37:34):
Looky, we're very excited because bat School Fridays is back.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
They certainly are, and we have to thank the entire
team a Credit Union essay. But stay with us because
if you want us to come to your school, we
keep telling you get to mix one of two to
three dot com dot au and just register and we
could be bringing out the craziness into your gymnasium, your
school yard, whatever it might be, but we cannot do
it without help and we cannot thank Credit Union Essays
enough for getting on board this morning.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
And Joe Scheme is here with us.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
She is the senior manager for Brand and Business Development. Joe,
why was it important for you to get involved this morning?

Speaker 25 (38:07):
Hey Allie, great to be here at Credit Union, I say,
I guess we just love schools like you do.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
And for us, we give back to the.

Speaker 25 (38:14):
Community all the time and teachers and supporting the next
generation of South whole was using.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
It's pretty much at the.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Core of what we do.

Speaker 25 (38:21):
So any chance we get to support schools and bring
a little bit of magic to them.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
I think the teachers and the principles.

Speaker 25 (38:27):
As you saw, put so much effort and love into
their job and it's a wonderful thing just to bring
a bit of.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Fun back in and mix it up a bit.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Well, we are so glad that you're here for this
one and you can see how happy everybody is.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Hi guys, Hey guys, but we have some pretty cool
news for twenty twenty four.

Speaker 25 (38:48):
Yeah, we do at Credit Union, as say, we are
super excited to partner with you for eight more back
to School Friday and bring it to all the schools
across Essay over the next twelve months, and I think
it's a wonderful partnership and pardon the part.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
It is a good mix between well played, well you've
got good gear. Joe, you can come on. We're definitely
having you back next year. So there you go. You've
heard it here.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
First, we are going to be doing back to school
Fridays all the way through next year, so get to
mix one O two three dot com dot Au and
make sure you register your school I mean credit Union Essay.
You are involved in the Christmas pageant. You're now doing
this for the community. We generally can't thank you and
your team enough.

Speaker 25 (39:31):
Yeah, no, that's wonderful and we've got some exciting stuff
to launch next year as well, with a school program
to help South Australian schools and the communities. So stay
tuned and we will share more info in the new year.
But until then, just wish all the teachers and the
staff around every school across our beautiful state a fabulous,
safe and well deserved holiday break and good luck with

(39:54):
all the kids at home to the parents.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Yeah, and I look at them all. Is this bringing
back school memories for you?

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Being in the school gym, because as Shane Lowe walked
in and said, oh, this is the first time I've
ever been in one of these fancy gyms.

Speaker 25 (40:05):
Now, I was at school in the eighties and nineties
and we were lucky to have a basketball reading. The
funny thing about my job now is that I do
spend a lot of time in the principal's office, and
for the first time ever, that is not a scary thing.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
You spend a bit of time there, We would go
anywhere you Joe Well, I used to sit in there
and have lunch with the principal every now and then,
and I don't know if that was a good thing
or a sale.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Anyway, it has got me to where I am today.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Well again to you and the entire Credit Union SA team,
whether or not they're working front of a hat face
and in the branches or if they're actually doing stuff
behind closed doors, it is amazing that you're all on board.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
There you go, you've heard it here.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
We're doing back to school Fridays, but all of twenty
twenty four, so quick, get to mix one or two
to three dot com dot AU, get in early and
get your school registered.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
I'm seeing a lot of keyboards roll out. It's like
one hundred.

Speaker 7 (40:53):
Little Elton John's is going to be out here soon
because apparently not only the band, but the Christmas Choir
are going to have a sing for us as well.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Ali class Yeah, Robbi Shmightby Williams. I say, as we
destroy the stage, I'm out there. How are we all going?

Speaker 10 (41:04):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Were good? Oh it's so good.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
There a balloon, swords, there's glittering here, there's drum kits,
there's everything going on. In a little while, we're going
to have some jokers coming up to the stage. But
speaking of I can't find the biggest joker of us
all in.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Maxwell, Maxperfect. You took the guys. Have you guys seen
Max Burfort anywhere? Oh it's like a pantomise I know
today lost child? All right, all right, all right, well
i'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
We're going to get a very special guest here soon,
and I think Max.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Is going to be help bringing him.

Speaker 10 (41:36):
All right?

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Is that okay?

Speaker 10 (41:37):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
All right? You wanted to know it a bit important question.
What did you say before?

Speaker 18 (41:43):
Who's your special guest?

Speaker 10 (41:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:44):
I know we're going to have to find out, all right,
it's coming next and it looks like a good money.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Now it's we quite often lose Max Burford of the
back to school Fridays. In fact, we lost him just
before the sports report at eight o'clock and we couldn't
find him anywhere.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Sure enough, he was playing basketball down the gym.

Speaker 7 (42:01):
Yeez.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Then just in the break he said, I'll be back
in a second. We still couldn't find him. Okay, maybe
if what we do is everybody.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Yell out all at once, where are you? Max? Are
we ready on the counter? Three one two three?

Speaker 12 (42:15):
Well?

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Well, guys.

Speaker 6 (42:20):
Right here, this is what they pay me, the small
bucks for the dresses and elf. He went home to
get it. But you know what, it's not about me?

Speaker 10 (42:29):
Is it not?

Speaker 2 (42:30):
What it is often about me?

Speaker 6 (42:32):
But this time it's not because I have another special
guest with me. If I just vacate the runway, who
they might be a little bit more excited to.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
See who is it?

Speaker 21 (42:40):
Can we please make some noise and get excited? But
Father christ fuis for Santa.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Santa is a rock star. Oh this is incredible, the sad, sad, sad.

Speaker 24 (43:07):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Hey Max, I know hello, Max, I know you've outdone
yourself this time.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
Father Christmas.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
How I welcome to s. Martin's Catholic College and we
are here at about the school Friday. Oh, it is
absolutely lovely to be here. And what is so fantastic is.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
To see so much spirit in this school, because of
course it's the spirit that helps make my slave fly.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Can we help me with that?

Speaker 16 (43:36):
Can we say?

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Marry Christmas? Oh, Father Christmas. It is so good to
see you here. The little faces are lighting up.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
We know that it is a very very very busy
time for you, so for you to take time to
come out and visit us here is amazing.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
I was wondering you're going to.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Put some little prizes and some presents for the kids,
But is there any possibility for everybody listening at home
can send out a big Christmas message and a.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
Ho ho ho.

Speaker 7 (44:04):
Of course, Merry Christmas to one and all listening to
everyone here, Merry Merry Christmas.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Ho ho Merry Christmas.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Right all right, Father Christmas, go out and meet your
adoring fans, and well done, Max Burford.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
The Max. Thank you. It's changed for Father Christmas over
the years. Now he has to just have selfies. It
used to be autographed, but now he's just got selfies.
I've got to say, Max, your legs have never looked
as good as.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
And I don't put it up on the chair mate,
Max Burford, you found some funny little people.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
I have thressed like a funny little elf. Yeah, I
know that's mair, I get over it. This is just
what I wear.

Speaker 6 (44:44):
I have three funny little people here, who's got some
jokes for us because we love going around and seeing
our student comedians?

Speaker 5 (44:50):
Or like, can I sorry, can I say before you go?

Speaker 6 (44:52):
Mates?

Speaker 7 (44:52):
We have Miles here who's playing drums down here as
part of the band, and he is going to give
us the boom.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
Tish at the end of.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Yes, yeah, it's.

Speaker 6 (45:00):
It's ready, GIRs, you are first off the off the rank.
Can you please tell us your joke?

Speaker 5 (45:05):
What do frogs are a fast food restaurants?

Speaker 2 (45:08):
What the frog zombies order at a fast food restaurant? Gotcha?

Speaker 5 (45:12):
Frank flies a good big good good.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Good good start, good start. Hamish, Hamish, What have I
go about? Hamish?

Speaker 6 (45:22):
Hamish loves basketball, wants to be an NBA player.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
You got a bit of growing to do, Hamish. All right,
tell us your joke. Why did the student eat his homework?
Why did the student eat his homework. I don't know
Hamish why.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
His teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Oh, yes, very good, Hamish. Round us out. We're going
to finish with meya here me as ten years old.
She artistic, loves art. All right. Maya tell us your joke.

Speaker 18 (45:50):
What is the definition of a snail?

Speaker 2 (45:52):
The definition of a snail? I'm not so sure, Ali,
I've got no idea.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Tell a bugger with a crash helmet?

Speaker 6 (46:01):
Yeah that moody yea three media all right.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Coming up next, we're going to look back at the
week that was.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
The band is getting ready, band members, choir members, Are
we close today?

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Booing on radio?

Speaker 17 (46:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Yeah, it looks like yeah, it's all happening here, But
plenty of other stuffs happened during the re It was
let's get into us in my mind.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
That's fine, we're all losing our minds. Let's remember when
we had our minds.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
In order a message's youngest mad He was asked to
write two poems about two people who are really important
to her. The first one was mad it was lovely,
the second one.

Speaker 10 (46:40):
By surprise.

Speaker 13 (46:41):
He is as wise as a fox, always looking for danger.
He is as strong as an ox, always carrying me.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
He is my dad.

Speaker 10 (46:48):
Oh great, let's get on to the second one.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Its nose is as flat as a pancake, breathing like
a pug. It's like a witch cackling every day. He's
as mean as a monkey, stealing everything you love. He's
as mean as a little kid, always annoying you. He's
as boring as a school day, always having to listen
to him.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
He is Lord Voldemort.

Speaker 10 (47:14):
All the more Harry Potter fans, the better.

Speaker 15 (47:16):
As far as I'm concerned, if we ever get an
eighth novel in this series, I've got an idea for
JJ rowling.

Speaker 10 (47:22):
Harry Potter and the bra fitter. What horror story?

Speaker 16 (47:25):
This was?

Speaker 10 (47:26):
Tracy phoned in with a hair raising story.

Speaker 12 (47:29):
I remember fitting a beautiful lady in a gorgeous lace bra.
There was a thread on the front of the lace cup,
so I sort of wrapped my finger around the thread
and I pulled it and she said, I think that's
attached to me, and it was actually a hair that
was coming through. God my god.

Speaker 10 (47:47):
Ouch. It wasn't the only weed injury on the show
this week. Andrea from Craigmore.

Speaker 17 (47:52):
Jumped on the line I was trying to use a
public telephone box. This is obviously before we had my
basth friend and I dropped some of the coin on
the floor of the telephone box, went to go pick
them up, but lost my balance and didn't realize there
was a panel of glass missing out of the side.

Speaker 12 (48:07):
Of the phone. But firebus was on top of a hill,
so I've rolled out of the phone box, down the
hill onto the road and came to the end where
the road was and cars had to actually stop for
me any time anyone saw me for the rest of
the trip when we were a later like phone box.

Speaker 6 (48:26):
And Shane was feeling the pain when they tried the
sound is he knew what he was talking about. Regarding
the drivers in this week's Adelaide five hundred marks gaithe.

Speaker 7 (48:36):
Oh Skafer, Yeah, he was a guy in the wheelchairs
some stage whenever seas for a bit.

Speaker 18 (48:39):
No, that Mark's case skate Osha Englensberg. He's of course
going to be down there. No, what do you mean,
Shane van Gisbergen. No, because she was the last one
he listened. Guys, here's a driving past in the V
eight supercars.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Yes, he does a love it comes back.

Speaker 10 (49:03):
Just staying your laying Shane.

Speaker 6 (49:05):
Anyway, I'll be searching in the race this weekend track side,
so mum, you're on your own for Sunday.

Speaker 7 (49:10):
Lunch see message receipt and for any other parts of
the show you happen. It's a real easy way to
catch up is just search Elie Cluke Breakfast Show.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
And I Heart Radio sign for the Shanelow Award.

Speaker 7 (49:22):
We have a two hundred and fifty dollars appliances online
voucher to hand out now. Earlier this morning, guys were
talking about the stupid things you do to just impress.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Member of the opposite You guys never would have done
anything like that.

Speaker 5 (49:32):
Right, boys, No, I don't need to try to be impressed.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
People don't.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Yeah, Max, Yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
Cool, So through.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Stunning. Good look, it's what I thought you said. So
did you stunning?

Speaker 10 (49:45):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (49:45):
That's just checking.

Speaker 22 (49:46):
I really do.

Speaker 10 (49:47):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (49:47):
Tursting from Plow Valley Park rang through with this story
about has she tried to impress someone?

Speaker 16 (49:52):
There was this really really cute guy that worked in
my building, and I worked out pretty quickly that he
liked the band Metallica. So I started listening to Metallica
on my headphones. I sort of wake later around in
the four year for him. I even went out and
bought like a Macallica T shirt, so we're under my
blazer on Friday the work Wow, love you, and I
went and bought the Abcus of Metallica book so that

(50:16):
I could carry it when I was in the elevator
with you.

Speaker 7 (50:20):
So Cursey Valley Park, congratulations for you. A two hundred
and fifty dollars. Appliants is online voucher. It is all
yours and make sure you shop at Appliances is online.
It's a Black Friday?

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Are you Black Friday?

Speaker 10 (50:35):
This one's for you.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
I now want thank you.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
Tor Plients is online as always.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Guy, we are moments awhere. We know Metallica was a band.
I'll go somewhere something. I mean, Robbie Williams is in town.
Yeah ws. Taylor Swift smiffed because we are made to
be taken. Thank you. I had to think very carefully
about that. Since we're school, we've.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Been building to this right now, We've been building to
the big moment and this is where we get to
introduce the next crop of South Australian talent to everybody
in South Australia listening on Mix one oh two point three.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
So we have the beautiful St.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Martin's Primary School Christmas Choir and the band about to
take us out. You guys ready, they've been so patient,
like they've been desperate to hit their instrument. You guys
are awesome. All right now, Jasmine, do you want to
introduce the song Ory? You're just going to hit start
and we'll all know what it is. Yes, So here

(51:32):
we go, all right?

Speaker 10 (51:33):
Oh rock you.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
Last night?

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Lay blast where your broom about listening?

Speaker 12 (52:16):
A yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:20):
And as the kids keep playing and taking us out.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
That's it from our back to school Friday from Sin
Martin's Cathleen Primary, Greenacres again. If you want us to
come out to your school, we want to come. Mix
one or two three dot com dot an't you you've
heard it here? We're doing it all again next year.

Speaker 10 (52:36):
Who fuck you