FULL SHOW 405: TAYLOR SWIFT'S NEW ALBUM DROPS TODAY!

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TAYLOR SWIFT'S NEW ALBUM 'THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT' DROPS TODAY + MORE!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wait and go Adelaide's Fun Breakfast show, Max Andale in
the Morning.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Hey, they're Ali Clarky with you.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hey, it's Max Furford.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
I don't think it's too weird that I don't like
melted cheese.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Is so weird. Let me run you through some of
the It starts with you on a potato pie and
there's melted cheese on top of it.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
So I've got to scrape the top of it off,
and then I can because I don't like pastry.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
So I get a spoon and I just scoop the
inside out.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
That's also very weird. But we're just on the cheese
for now. That is okay. Melted potatoes on mashed potatoes.
It's cheese mashed potatoes. It's like it's too conflicting textes.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
You mas, can you understand me?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Let me throw some foods at you. Pizza, No, No
melted cheese.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
I'll have it without.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
You have pizza without. Yeah, I don't trust it. You're
a psychopath.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
No, it's just too oily and gross.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
And like sometimes you can get the little pools or
water that you can swim. What is it going to
do to your mate? I just don't likes.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
I actually, when I make family nachos, I have a
cheese section and a non g section.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah no, no, I do guckamoli.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
I'm not an animal.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
What about past? No, absolutely not. No.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Parmesan is the biggest fraud going around in this universe.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Fraud.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah, smelly socks, mate, why would you eat that on your.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Pasta is rolling in her grave at that, and she
listens to our podcast from beyond the grave. Enjoy the podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Have a great day, Max and Ali in the morning,
Adelaide's fun breakfast, Shine.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Okay, post malone.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Max and Alle in the morning with your mixed one
or two point three. But he has been caught up
in something that all Swifties will be waking up the
small and.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Going drama, big drama, gasive.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Now round about two am this morning, while most good
people were asleep, it appears that Taylor Swift's eleventh studio album,
which was due to drop at one thirty our time today,
has been leaked. Now, this is the Tortured Poets Department.
This is this one. Everybody's saying. This is more focusing
around Joe Alwen. You know how she always writes an

(02:24):
out about all the blokes that she breaks up with.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
If this was the actors one the Travis Kelsey breakup album,
that's just going to be a Las Vegas anyway.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
So this thing has apparently leaked. Now everybody is trying
to get to tail us with people and going, hang on,
is this a real thing or is this someone being mischievous?
And the reason that we're playing post Malone is because
it is thought that the first single offert, which is
called Fortnite, features him.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, it's out, it's out now, there's a Google drive link. Seventh,
that's how it got leak. Seventeen tracks, they're on the internet.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
And remember she sent the world into meltdown, or the
swifty world into meltdown, and the Grammy's back and fair
because that's when she announced that she was going to
have a new album and Swifties have been peaking about this.
Even my nine year old daughter has got so excited
and it's lovely that she's combined with the South Australian
School holidays.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
It was so good of Taylor to do that. I
fear for your home computer because the amount of people
that will be trying to download Google links today. It's
going to be like the old days when people were
on LimeWire and the amount of times you had to
download a song and you got some adult material that
wasn't the song. It's going to be a mess today
opening those zip files.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
So it is there now. There's also rumors that maybe
this is just AI. Remember not too long ago they
on ex Twitter they actually banned people searching Tato Swift
because there was these AI bots of her face and
you know, all the sort of deep faces and everything else.
But there's also the biggest moral quandary of Taylor Swift's time.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
If you're a true fan, do you listen to it? Now?

Speaker 4 (04:01):
I can tell you, do you wait until one thirty,
which is what Taylor would like.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
It's what it's what Taylor would want. And I won't
be listening. I tell you right now, I won't be
listening to these clicks because I want Taylor to get
the royalties of my what do you get point zero
zero zero two sense of a Spotify listen? I want
Taylor to get them for my very first listen.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Okay, so I've listened, I've heard it, and at eight
forty this morning, I am in negotiations currently with the
head of our network.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
We're not allowed to play that.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Well, I'm in negotiations to try to work out what
we can do around this.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
He's not going to let you break like a world
wide embargo to play a Taylor Swift song.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
I will find an answer by eight forty this morning.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
All right, So Swifties or parents of Swifties, they're probably
all sleeping in. Set the alarm for them at eight
thirty five and get them near the radio.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Maybe you could hummer or something. Hey, maybe you could
like hummer or something else. Well, it's not ready for that.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
Max and Allie in the morning.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Yard.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
To Mix one a two point three mix one or
two point three?

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Max and Alley in the morning.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Ooh, what was it?

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Just before Cyril?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
It was a spice girl see girl.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Remember every time you hear a spicycle song. This morning
you get on the phone thirteen one and two three?
Why because we want to give away thirty tickets and
thirty seconds to go and see Melanie see at Heinley
Street Music Hall.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Are you ready to go? Yes? The one and good time?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Are we ready?

Speaker 6 (05:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:28):
We are.

Speaker 7 (05:28):
So.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
The way that it's going to work is we want
to give thirty and thirty. So we've got fifteen double. Yeah,
we've got to get to it, taking fifteen calls in
thirty thirty seconds. Okay, are you ready? You got a
I mean a class. Also, by the way, if you
call three right now, I can see we have maybe
space for one or two more thirty one, two, three, Here.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
We go, start the time now, all right, good morning,
it's one of two point three.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Who's this?

Speaker 2 (05:51):
All right?

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Chris?

Speaker 2 (05:51):
You got the tickets?

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Well done?

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, on your Chris. That George in Corol to park
you there, How are you going worry about it?

Speaker 8 (05:58):
George?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
You've got the tickets?

Speaker 3 (06:00):
All right, let's go to Brooklyn Park.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Good morning. What's your name?

Speaker 5 (06:05):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Hello?

Speaker 9 (06:07):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh yeah, what's your name? Hello?

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Oh? Good a Adrian. You're going to go see Melanie?
See all right, enjoy that.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Anyone down in Glenn Gowery want to go and see
I don't Knowlanie.

Speaker 8 (06:16):
Hello, Matt, Matt, Yeah, it's Matt.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
That's in. That's in. That's how double. So that was
thirty seconds, and we did how many do we do for?

Speaker 8 (06:24):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (06:24):
We are crapit? So we got eight. We tried to
do thirty. It's another thirty seconds, but man, let's go. Sorry,
what's that? The thirty is being extended.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Let's go.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Let's go to Jeanette at Humfield Heights. Jeanette, good morning,
all right, you want to go see Melanie?

Speaker 8 (06:39):
See?

Speaker 10 (06:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Great, Sorry, no time for that. Clarence Park Ben Melanie
ce Yes, okay, out to one Tree Hill. Who's that
with us? Good morning?

Speaker 10 (06:50):
It's Milly all come and see Melcy.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
All right, let's see.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Okay, fantastic is this Julianne Seaford, Yes, Melanie, yes, right,
all right, another time, don't you sorry? It's still going
Holding Hill, Lucas, you're there, we go to yeah, you're
in and are we there? Dan flag stuff?

Speaker 4 (07:20):
So I'm just going to guys see the boss for
a second.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Hone this a little bit so.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
There will be another for everybody that missed out.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
We're sorry.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
I think we got what seven and a half doubles
given away, So we've got that means we're gonna have
a lot more to give away next time.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
We can't do more. Now, we're going to get faster
at it.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Mate.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
We've thirty and thirty moment I reckon, we're going at
about ten and sixty okay, so be listening.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
There will be another Spice Girls song. Get on the
phone like you just did. Then thirty one O two three?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Can we hone this? I don't know, but let's name
Let's go and practice now what makes he doesn't news?
Shall we all see? I don't know. We've got to
work to.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Work, and in the meantime too, we are just on
half an hour's time for you to grab your first
boarding part to go to.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Europe for your summer holiday, if you don't mind.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
That's also a thing that we're doing. We need to
give away one of them, and it's a lot easier.
All right, let's go practice.

Speaker 11 (08:10):
Were and Woody listeners are completely mad.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
And we love them.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
People that really hate walking walking is a real burden
for them.

Speaker 12 (08:20):
I the breasts really busy, crowded, the attention of the waitress.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
And I don't want to get up in one round
the restaurant, so.

Speaker 13 (08:30):
I actually ring the restaurant giving.

Speaker 7 (08:32):
All right, the Sun in the morning, Adelaide's Fun Breaks,
they shows Mix one O two point three.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Max Andally in the morning. I've needed a little bit
of help to this week, you know, doing the juggle
with school holidays, it's a little bit tricky. Shout out
to everybody that's doing this so much. So the three
days in and I sent my kids to be with
no dinner.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah nice, Yeah, So he's actually.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Their responsibility to cook.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
And they decided to go out and play with their
mates and disappeared for the day and all that sort
of stuff. And so when they came in and said
what's for dinner? I looked at them and said, well,
you guys are cooking.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Now, whose night was it. You've got three children, middle child,
the boy boy, the boy who is twelve, twelve and twelve.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Yeah, yah yeah, And he decided to make slow cooked
pork ribs. So you can't really just rush those bad
boys when you get home.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
It was so slow that he hadn't even started.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
And so I just said, well, it's your responsibility, mate.
If you can't sort it out, you'll be going to
bed with no dinner.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
And what's his face like when you say, oh, you
didn't cook and I haven't cooked and I'm not going
to cook. You're not eating, Just incredulous. Really, you can't
do this to me. He thought you were going to
pick up the slab. He said, you're a bad bad mum.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
So we're taking your calls on what's the biggest punishment
you've handed out to your kids.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Julia from Campbelltown is on the line. What is the
biggest punishment you've handed down?

Speaker 8 (09:49):
I agree with you, Ali.

Speaker 14 (09:50):
By the way, I think you've done the right thing.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
But when my fourth child was five, I had a
birthday party for at home. And after the birthday party,
et cetera. Did you like your party? Says no?

Speaker 8 (10:00):
It was boring.

Speaker 14 (10:04):
Her birthdays near Christmas, So I took her to a.

Speaker 6 (10:06):
Soup kitchen and I made a hand out all her presents.
Two children that didn't have any. She said to me,
She goes, I don't care.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Wow, you were going up to god like status in
my books, that is awesome.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
And she had to go and clear all the tables
and like, look at the people that didn't get any presents.
And it didn't actually her. She had a tenth birthday
last November and that got canceled as well, and she's
like two cares and I'm.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Like, oh, razing like a future serial killer.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
Yeah, I don't know, but that's the only thing, but
I can do that.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Yeah, fourth Julia, fourth child, though fourth child, they.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Know how to absolutely respect. You're still trying to teach
the four children. Bamber Gaula.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
What happened?

Speaker 15 (10:56):
So in the lead up to Christmas? My son used
to be she I think he was out four or
five in her first year of school, that testing out behavior.
And then I said to him, I was like, you know,
if you keep doing this, that dent is going to
bring you sack of potatoes for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
And he's like, no, he would never.

Speaker 15 (11:11):
So yeah, Christmas morning, so he woke up and sand
to put a nass five kilo of potatoes for the
end of the bed.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Well, sand and lotches everyone all the time.

Speaker 15 (11:21):
Remember he was so humble too, because his sister got
up and she had all their presents under the tree
and he was like, oh this is beautiful, Like you know,
how lucky are you? But chant To delivered after lunch,
but he got a.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Nice, hum excellent pie and then you had potato chips,
mashed potato potatoes.

Speaker 15 (11:42):
We had it all for Christmas lunch.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Sorry from callington, All right, what punishment did you hand
out to your teenage daughter?

Speaker 9 (11:49):
Well, she was early teens and we had a door slammer,
so every time she was in trouble up church, you'd
go and slam their bed drink door, so wander and
warner and water and.

Speaker 16 (11:58):
So I took it off and put it in the
shed for cup.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
So she had a bedroom with no door on it, barring.

Speaker 17 (12:07):
I was devastating.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Did you spend a couple of years?

Speaker 12 (12:11):
Yeah, a couple of years.

Speaker 9 (12:11):
I had it in the share. There wasn't to My
wife said, look, you really need your own privacy.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
She's starting to bring on blokes. Yeah, I know, Barrier
that age.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
We lock the doors, shut.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
All the doors, Barry Sarah from White's Valley, What do
you reckon? Is Alie a bad mum for putting your
kids to bed without any.

Speaker 10 (12:32):
Food, no no, and no friends? Almost, Ali, you are
almost mirroring my entire household and being at the moment,
and this is a topic of conversation in my household
just last night. My partner has got three children and

(12:54):
the two old ones we haven't exactly the same conversation with.

Speaker 8 (12:57):
So for me, I am.

Speaker 10 (12:59):
The same and I both work full time and we
are obviously tired time for yeah that I am sitting
here going why are these children not pulling their weight
that they you know, household. They love doing come Max
at school, so they know how to cook that they
can make a meal. And yeah, with what you said

(13:20):
about your son going to baseball, I'm pretty sure that
he remembered he needed to catch up with his mate, right,
sarahmember to pay the game, they need to forget to
make a meal.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Oh my god, it Sarah, I've just come up with
the greatest reality TV show of all time. We get
your kids, my kids. Anyone else will want to donate
their kids. We just put them in a room and
see who lasts.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, like a hungry games, They're all going to starve
the death because.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Darling, Sarah, you hold strong.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Okay, we've only got a week and a half left
of holidays. We can do this, all right, Bring.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
It on next and Ali in the morning.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Yard.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Let's get into a special edition of Eden News.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Joining us now is Well. I think she was one
of the stars of Maths.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
She's originally from South Australia and then went to the
Gold Coast. And yeah, and I want to say fell
in love with her. Jaden the kickboxing long haired guy.
Her name is Eden Harper.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Good morning Eden, Hi, thanks for having me now.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
You had your heart broken in all of this, But
up until what does the day before yesterday, you had
been I guess, telling everybody that you two were still
together and still in love and everything was going well.

Speaker 16 (14:42):
I was more trying to respond when people ask me
in person by saying, Oh, you just have to wait
and see. You just have to wait and see, because yeah,
I just didn't want to ruin the.

Speaker 8 (14:51):
Story for anyone.

Speaker 16 (14:52):
And I think we had such a beautiful love story
on the show and I really enjoyed that, and I
didn't want it to be ruined or dan and by.

Speaker 8 (15:00):
What's happened in the last few weeks or months or so.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
You posted on Instagram a couple of days ago, saddened
to share it to at the end of the show
airing relationship came to an unexpected end. Have you received
an outpouring of people since it's become public saying good
for you, or that's a shame or what's the sort
of sentiment with it all.

Speaker 16 (15:19):
It's been honestly so overwhelming.

Speaker 8 (15:21):
I feel like I've hardly slept.

Speaker 16 (15:22):
It's like it's crazy how much support I'm getting from everyone.
I would say, like half of it is saying you
deserve better and you know, we're happy for you.

Speaker 8 (15:31):
Essentially that I'm not in that.

Speaker 16 (15:33):
Relationship anymore, which is crazy. I wasn't expecting that at all.
And the other half I think are probably just sad
because they were really like rooting for Data and I
and they really enjoyed watching us on the show.

Speaker 8 (15:43):
And you know, our relationship unfold and whatnot.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Well, Eden, you said that obviously the last couple of
weeks stuff has been going on, So just tell us
how this unfolded.

Speaker 16 (15:52):
It was pretty out of the blue. It was a
pretty big blindside for me. I suppose, like I've seen
him probably most days since the show's ended. We live
really close to each other, only about a five minute drive,
so there's some parts of you know, there's good and
bad in every relationship. So I'm not going to say
it was perfect. I'm not going to say it was terrible.
It was just we're just figuring it out. I suppose
I didn't think anything bad was going on. Yeah, and

(16:14):
then just randomly one day he'd come over for dinner
like any normal night and.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Just ended it.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
This is the bit that I can't understand, And this
is where the bit where I just cannot believe the
contracts that you guys must sign up to, because my
understanding is that this has happened, and this breakup has
happened all the way back in what mid February, mid
to like February?

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Is that right?

Speaker 16 (16:33):
Probably it probably was over a month ago now, so yeah,
that could be about right.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
And so you have had to play this game and
pretend that everything was going okay even though you were heartbroken.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (16:45):
I think that's definitely been the hardest thing. And I
think the main one. We had an event.

Speaker 8 (16:50):
It was for another radio station, so were wasay the name.

Speaker 16 (16:52):
Then we'd split up about a week before that event,
and you know, we had to go there and be
civil together and stuff. I could have declined and not gone,
but I didn't want to, Like, you know, all of
the opportunities and stuff we get from this show is
amazing and I wanted to make the most of it.
So we still went to the event and everything. But
I think his behavior at that event is what really.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
He grabbed how the girl on the boob.

Speaker 16 (17:12):
Yeah, knowing that I was going to see that footage
and everything. He knew that the media were filming him
and stuff, so Yeah, it's definitely been hard having all
of that unfolded and people saying why are you with
him when he's doing this?

Speaker 8 (17:23):
And then I just can't respond.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
I reckon, that is ridiculous. I mean, in the show
i'd finished. You should have the freedom to be able
to actually be honest to your friends and people, you
know who stopping in the street.

Speaker 16 (17:36):
Well, the show only wrapped up, I think it was
like a week and a half ago, and we were
going to announce it a few days ago, but there
was a lot going on with everything in Sydney and stuff,
so I wanted to be really mindful of, you know,
how much bigger those issues were going on in the world,
rather than to just like drop a break up announcement
as if that's going on.

Speaker 8 (17:56):
I did leave it an extra week or so because
of that.

Speaker 16 (17:59):
I wanted to be mindful of what's important in the world.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Eden, what you've just said there and everything that we've
heard from you the whole way through. Are you the
most normal mass contestant ever? Because everyone time it's like
a psycho. They were your words, not mine.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Because this was the guy that said way back then
when his partner cheated on him that he said to her, Well,
now I'm going to watch I'm going to cheat.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, the cheats.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
And I remember when I ran into you at a
crow's function, I said, honey, are you sure I did?

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Sure?

Speaker 16 (18:33):
I really tried my hardest to not be judgmental and
to listen and understand him, and to give him for
it and try and help him learn from it, hold
him accountable for it. But I tried to do everything
in the right way and not and not like hold
a grudge against.

Speaker 8 (18:47):
Him forever over that. I do feel a little bit
stupid for that too, because.

Speaker 16 (18:51):
I felt like I didn't get the same kind of
treatment from him when I when I ever did.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
I'm sorry, Eden, right, well, I'll carry the grudge for you.
If that price steps foot in South Australia, I'm going
to run him off to.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
The border of.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
The phonytail's coming off and.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
He has gone.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
But in the meantime, one, I really hope you find love,
and I really hope whatever comes next to you in
life is everything that you deserve, and you deserve so
much better than that bloke.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
So hang in there, right.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
And who knew that those experts on maps don't know
what they're talking about.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
Who knew.

Speaker 8 (19:24):
Oh gosh, I love you.

Speaker 16 (19:26):
What John Aichan would have to say about you.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Thank you so very much.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
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It's really he's good. It's really he's good. He's really he.

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God good, God, really he's good. God.

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A new an event this weekend, this weekend, something you
can do.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
It today, school holiday people, listen up.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Lock in for this, guys, Adelaide. I'm card at a
sporting event, but it's got a broader appeal than just
sports fans. Adelaide is the home of the only five
star international horse trials in the Southern Hemisphere.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
I honestly thought you were going to say five star hotel.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
There are a couple more, there are a couple more.

Speaker 13 (20:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
They held right in the Adelaide city of course, like
Vic Park is the base of it all, all the
eastern park lands. You get the world class riders from
all across Australia, New Zealand and it's got an added
I mean carrot for them for the horses to chase,
so to speak, because they're like trials for the Olympics.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
And so this is because I was driving through there
and they're putting up all the big fences at these
amazing horses and the riders have to jump and then
they do.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Is this also dress erge and stuff as well? Yes,
the Adelaide Questrian Festival. We're talking show jumping. We're talking
cross cross country which is one where they do all
the border jumps as well, and of course my favorite event, dressage.
We have all the horses with pretty braids doing their
side steps. You get the best riders in the world
who've put years of training into their hang on. I

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couldn't hang on a second anymore.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
Now I'm with you on this event, and I'm probably
going to take the kids down there at some stage.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Fifteen bucks you can get in for.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Wasn't it you just a few weeks ago that was
bagging a question and saying how easy it is and
how if you took it up now you'd probably be
able to be at the Paris Olympics.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
You actually doesn't sound like any the tape. My main
one that I think that I could not come last
Synon at the Olympics Equestrian, namely the dressage. These are
the horses they have like this routine that's been I
reckon if you had someone train this horse for me
between now and the Games and I just jumped on

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it and said, good ay, Prancer, let's get into this.
The horse is doing the work. Oh yeah, where'd you
get that? What is that? Okay?

Speaker 4 (22:03):
So a couple of things. Number one, get behind this
amazing event.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
It will give you exposure.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
To something that you probably don't ever see. But number
two will force Max to go down there and tell
everybody there that this is the guy that was bagging
you just a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Ah yeah, no, that wasn't me. By the way, guys,
I don't know where I got thatsonator from the Adelaide
Equestrian Festival. I reckon it is. It's good.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Okay, I've got something completely different for you.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
But a massive shout out to Linda.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
She has owned the Barosso Fifties diner for five years.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
This is her business and I took my.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Little girl there for her birthday just completely accidentally. We're
up there and just the bright lights and the Elvis
and the unbelievable called and my nine year old said,
can we please go there?

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Mummy?

Speaker 3 (22:49):
It was hands down.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
The best, best best burger that had ever been served.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Mate.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
It was unbelievable Linda, and I was adding to her
and it's so friendly, and it's so colorful, and you
listen to Elvis the whole time. And I was getting
to talk to my little nine year old about Elvis
and all these fifties memorabilia and everything else. And she
has done what no one that I have found in
Adelaide has been able to do. She has nailed the

(23:18):
elusive chip to topping ratio.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Okay, this is important. This is very important because.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
You know how normally you go to a pub and
you might get wedges in sour cream and there's never
enough sour cream. Sure, oh my god, these loaded fries
that I got from Linda there was mind blowing.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
But not enough that it makes the chip soggy.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
No, no, no, no no. It was absolutely perfect. And
the cool thing about it was there was a lineup
about the door. Yeah, And I said to her, I said,
helloween behind this off five? He said, what do you
see busy, and she goes, no, this is normal and
I've just checked. She is open every day during the
school holidays. So Lynda, yeah, go for a drive up
to the Barossa look for something we're different for lunch.
You know, maybe you don't necessarily want to get to

(23:55):
one of those beautiful wineries up there, but go and
check out Barossa fifties diner.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
It is in the main street of Nanda and I
think it is seeps good. Nice. Yeah, so I want to.
I actually could go. I could eat a burger right now.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Linda, do you deliver doll.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Please, We're only an hour away.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Matt and Ali in the morning.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
Adelie, it's fun show mix.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
There she is Mix one or two point three. Max
and Elle in the Morning. Taylor Swift. Yes, officially at
one thirty today we will have the song from her
new album.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
That's where it is officially going to be dropped.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
But as I said, it has been leaked early, so
just working on what whether or not that time is
going to be brought forward, so we'll let you know
with us.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Ali might get fired before what before then though? On
thirty one oh two three. We need your help. We
want your stories today I mean, I want them because
I want you to make me feel better. I want
to know how did you embarrass yourself in front of
someone important? Yesterday I shared with you Ali a story

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about gather Around.

Speaker 13 (25:00):
We were there.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
There was a big lunch, a big dinner. Sorry. All
of the dignitaries, all of the big wigs, the heavyweights
from the AFL, well, the media world, the politicians, and
me and Ali were all there. Ali is having a
conversation with someone who's facing here. I can't see who
it is. Smile, say goodbye. This person turns around, starts

(25:20):
to walk towards me. I've met them once or twice before.
We're not on a first name basis, but we know
who each other is. They come over to me, they
hold it's a woman. She holds her hand out to
like handshake, but is also leaning in behind it. So
I'm thinking that the greeting that we're going for in
this instant is the handshake and kiss on the cheek greeting,

(25:44):
the combination best of both worlds. Grab her hand, go
for the kiss on the cheek. She recoils. She recoils
and says and says, I can't do that. I don't
do that. I'm the governor, the Governor.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Of South Australia kiss on first dates.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah, the Honorable Francis Adamson is who I tried to
kiss on the cheek, which I have since learnedique wise. No, no, no,
no no, because she's essentially like the queen in our state.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Can you know you might might not remember, but when
Paul Keating put his hand on the back of the
Queen when she was in Australia and everybody lost their
collective mind.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
What did Lizzie think? Oh, well, who knows.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
She probably want to set her cookies onto him back then.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
I don't know, but everybody was just saying how inappropriate
that was.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
And that's kind of where you were at.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
That's where I was, and I was informed you don't
do that. And her husband was behind her and he
had a laugh and he's like, you wouldn't kiss the
queen on the cheek, would you? And I was like, no,
I mean, I guess not etiquette wise, what do you
curtsey at the queen?

Speaker 4 (26:42):
So I like the fact that her wonderful husband said
you wouldn't kiss anyone's wife.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
He didn't go with that. So what I want is
the people out there to make me feel better. I
want to know, how did you embarrass yourself in front
of someone important? And it can be anyone. It can
be someone as important as the governor. It can be
the time that you run into your favorite footballer and
you dropped your milk at the shops, or it could
be maybe somewhat, maybe you met your boss for the
first time and you mixed up your words.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
I remember we were about to interview Molly Meldrum. Oh yeah,
and he was coming down the line. So we were
sitting in front of the microphones and we're waiting for
him to be switched through. What we didn't realize is
that everything we were saying he could actually hear.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Oh, and I.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Was doing Molly Meldrum in personation. If you want to
give us your best Molly, he's not listening, do yourself
a favor.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
And I just kept saying that we're all laughing over
Oh no, Well, he didn't move in any just because
he was on the phone. And then all of a
sudden he popped up and he said, yeah, that's not
what I sound like at all.

Speaker 17 (27:43):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
You know that I was doing it in a really
flattering way and He's like, yeah, let's just start the interview. Oh,
I didn't do myself any favors at all that day.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
So thirteen one O two three.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Whenever you embarrassed yourself in front of someone important?

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Yeah, and we do have a prize for our call
of the day today. You're going to help out with
your school holiday fun. We got a family pass to
go and see Marvel Universe Live and a gift back.
When did you embarrass yourself in front of someone important?

Speaker 5 (28:07):
Max and Alie in the morning.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Shop.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
We are asking you to make me feel better. Really,
how did you embarrass yourself in front of someone important?
After I went to shake hands with the Governor General,
went to give her a kiss on the cheek the Governor, sorry, Francis,
and no, sorry, her excellency, thank you And she basically
said no And she said no, no, you don't kiss
me on the cheek. My bad.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
When did you embarrass yourself in front of somebody important?
Donna from Hill Chris, what did you do?

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Hello, Donna? He I thought you were doing it right.
When did you embarrass in front of someone important?

Speaker 12 (28:50):
So?

Speaker 14 (28:50):
When I was living in Brisbane, you know, Wayne's won
our former treasurer, Yes, one of our foreman treasures.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (28:56):
Well he knew me quite well because my husband was
runninggainst him in one of the federal federal elections, and
so he knew my faith quite well. Anyway, so I
saw him. I spotted him across the street because everywhere
he was we were, and I was just about to
cross over the street. Next minute, bang, this cyclist rides
past me and I knock him off his bike. I'm

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crossing the road. It was oh my goodness. And then
then he started abusing me.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
What are you doing and what do you want? You're going?

Speaker 14 (29:25):
And I was so embarrassed, and I couldn't even look
up at Wayne than I could. I don't even know
how he reacted to this day because I couldn't look
at him.

Speaker 17 (29:33):
I was so embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
So, Dona, did Wayne Swan?

Speaker 2 (29:36):
When or your husband Wayne Swan? Yeah? Down a government, Donna,
let's go to Lonsdale, Old Becky, how did you embarrass
yourself in front of someone important?

Speaker 17 (29:51):
Ohh yeah, I was down at the Adelaide Airport dropping
a friend off, and I saw a whole heap of
commotion going up the other end. So I went up
there to have a look, and it was cold chittle
getting a promotion done. And this fellow stood right next
to me and he looked at me and he said hello.
I looked at him and it was Jimmy barnd So
like a little girl, I squealed and then I ran

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all the way back up the other end of the esport.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
He ran from Jimmy.

Speaker 17 (30:18):
I ran from Jimmy. I just couldn't do it, Like
I went, all.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
Right, Margaret from Ottaway, this is your husband's doing.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
I understand. What did he do?

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Well?

Speaker 18 (30:30):
I was embarrassed too, because I was introducing him to
my boss. And I work in an office, and so
the first time he came to the office, he was
fiddling with things on my desk and I go to
introduce him to my boss and long behold, he's put
his hand out and he's got the staple or remover.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Stuck on his finger.

Speaker 18 (30:45):
And he went to shake my boss's hand with this
stupid staple or stuck on his finger.

Speaker 8 (30:50):
I'm like, I was so embarrassed.

Speaker 18 (30:52):
And he's like all professional, you know, but he's a
carpenter sowing. But the things on my desk I suppose
were interesting and different.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Ones, baking, muggers, any of this making you feel.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Okay, I didn't mind it. I mean one of the
calls nearly killed a cyclist. So because it makes me
feel a little bit better, very thank you everyone.

Speaker 5 (31:16):
Max and Allie in the morning.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast s.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Nixt one A two point three balls for birth. Now.
The reason I'm surprised is because I think I'm pretty much,
in the last couple of days unequivocally won this debate
we've been having as to what hurts.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
More clearly it is childbirth.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
No, I'm pretty sure it's still getting kicked in the
balls and ball related pain. I can't even look at
you when.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
You say that, because it immediately takes myself to my
twelve year old boy.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
What do you mean balls hurts? Man? And what I
have for you today, Ali is I want to take you.
I've given you how the pain is for me. We've
had a couple of blokes going and say, yeah, it hurts,
it hurts, it hurts, but I want someone to really
sell it. And today on the phone, I have someone
who has suffered from testicular torsion.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (32:10):
It sounds like a ride at the show.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
No, it's less fun, my friend, it is less fun
than that. It still might make you throw up.

Speaker 13 (32:18):
Though.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Kieran Lyons, who is a comedian, is joining us now.
Goodborne and Kieran, Hey, guys, I are very well Kieran,
how are you? More importantly, and how are you nuts? Oh?

Speaker 12 (32:31):
Look they've recovered. But look at the time, I must
admit I'd would rather have triplets.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Than what is that? What is that? What is that?

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Is it a twisting of something?

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Is it?

Speaker 12 (32:45):
Yeah, it's so essentially you're just I was walking around
and then just out of I just felt something was off.
I thought it was my appendix and went to the hospital.
I was actually on a stand up shot at the time,
so it was afterwards. I was like, something it off.
Maybe it's a bit nervous or something. Went to the
hospital and overnight they got it wrong. They told me

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it's my appendix and it was actually my testicles. So
they twisted and they untwisted. But worse yet, they told
me they were lucky they made the mistake, but they're
untwisted by themselves. Otherwise I was like, this close to
losing the testicle and I would have had to have
like a metal ball in instead.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Superhero, so hearing how does it? The can you can
you try and talk us through the pain a little
bit because it's hard to explain to someone who doesn't
have testicles, like the twisting and why that is a
painful thing.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
I'm currently trying to tie my boobs in knots.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
So what is it? What's the pain like? When you're
laying there with testicular torsion, it's like.

Speaker 12 (33:57):
A cricket bat because I've explained this a lot, It's
like a cricket that has just whacked them, but except
for like two weeks straight, so it's just constant pain
and the more phene you have to be on in
the hospital, like I was just yelling out more and
more because it's just the absolute pain you're under it
just constantly, and then for two weeks afterwards. I think

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when I was sitting on the couch, if my ball
they had to literally be over the couch, like hanging
over because if they touched the.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Couch they would hurt.

Speaker 12 (34:27):
And then with a shower, I'd have to be like
past standing out of the shower because if the water
dropped on them, it would be so sensitive that it
would hurt, and that went on for two weeks straight.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Hey, Karen, I.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Mean the biggest question I've got out of this is
how do you walk like like.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
To have made this happen? Like, what are you doing
during your stand up.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Shows to be able to do this?

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:50):
What were you doing?

Speaker 12 (34:51):
Well? I kind of wobbled around, to be honest, It's
like you have to kind of walk side aside because
it's obviously where they positioned. It's it's you know, you
just I had it twice. So the first time I
had it, they didn't do the operation, and then I
went on and did a stutup show the next night,
and then about three months later I had it again,

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and then I had to get the operation where they
tied them up. Essentially, now you.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Can only have babies once every nine months, So I
mean that you can do this all the time.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Oh aren't you guys so lucky?

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Look, Kieren, I am not doubting that this is not
being incredibly painful. I do not doubt this at all,
but it is still not what you're arguing arguing, Max,
It's not a kick in the goolies.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
It's the pain in the balls, and the pain is
the same And as Kieran was telling that story, the
two men in the studio were visibly recoiling. Every man
that is listening at home in their car right now,
I bet you anything. So what you're saying their legs,
they were scratching up their face because they can feel
exactly what Kieran is talking.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
So what you're saying in cars all over the city
is slowing down because the boys have had to take
the foot off the accelerator and cross the legs.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
That is exactly what it for the most visceral reaction.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
So, Karen, can it still happen to you now?

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (36:06):
I hope not.

Speaker 12 (36:07):
But look I've got to guarantee not not any type
of insurance or anything. But the doctors said it probably
shouldn't happen again. I've had whatever operation I've had when
I was asleep. They reckon. They've been essentially tied up
and put in place neatly so that they don't twist again.
But every single time I have a little bit of pain,
I'm like, oh no, a constant fear.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Tell me you're doing a lot of ball related humor.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Now, well, my mom has I'm for.

Speaker 12 (36:35):
This debate with my mom about childbirth and artistical autosion before.
I've told her like it's just as painful, if not more,
and she said the only similarity between my birth and
eurotistic and atsion is they were both unplanned.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
So well, I'm glad everything is where it is, although
I still would like to say that I know someone
with a steel ball.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
But that's okay, Karen.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
I go see you check out Kirian and support him.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
It's Kieran, but it hits. It's the cool way. C
I A R A N line Yeah, Kieren lines on Instagram.
Please thank you, Kieren. Appreciate your time than you appreciate it. Right,
So what I need, men of Adelaide, those of you
that did just cross your legs, those of you that
have been in this position before, give us a ring.
Thirty one o two three. Let's drive this home this morning,
because Ali's sitting over here smug but she needs to

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be reminded.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
I feel sorry for him.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Good, God doesn't hurt more than job. Pain in the
nuts is just as painful, if not more. Thirty one
oh two three, men, where are you at? You're a
pain in the knot?

Speaker 5 (37:36):
Max and Ali in the morning, Adelaide's fun breaks. They
show Nix one O two point three Fun Day, Max
and Allie in the morning.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Shine Mix three.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
We are currently in the middle of our great debate
what hurts more ally having birth? No, it is getting
kicking the nuts. We're having that debate. Join us on
thirty one oh two three. We are mostly shouting out
for the men today. We want your stories about do
we though? Yeah, we do, we do. I need to
sell I need to get my point across here.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Yeah, Well, because you haven't because you've been shouted down
so easily, because childbirth is clearly a more painful thing
to know.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Because you have gone back for two extra childbirths and
you're on epidurals.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
It's a whole because of the birth thing.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Mate, you love it so much, you had three of them.
I'm just sitting there all full of joy. We are
shouting out for the men on thirty one oh two three.
I have had a submission that I'm bringing to the table.
We've had to change the voice. There will be no
name mentioned of this person, but it is some severe
ball pain.

Speaker 13 (38:37):
I was on the soccer field and had an injury.
The ball, not even the foot of an opponent keeps
me in the area where it hurts, and obviously it
was quite painful, and it continued for minutes. Usually it's
a quick ten second pain and then over. But this
continued for several minutes and then obviously the lasting effects

(38:59):
were evident in the days after, after the fact, I
had mummy in dairty time and after the cleanup noticed
that there was blood in the semen. End of story.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
M g was I hope everyone's enjoying their week, bis.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
It may it is a war down there's all sorts
of stuff going on.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
He did say, though, it usually just takes minutes and
then it's done.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
That's what he did kind of say.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
And then sorry, did you miss the bit where he
went on to say.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
That blood yeah, but usually blood usually it just takes
minutes to clear.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Just let you know, you know what I reckon. We've
got a few people call it so one.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Two three, give us a call. What hurts more having
a bubba.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Or having a ball kick. I've tried to make it right.
Just get kicking the nuts, Max and Ali in the morning.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Yard.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Action Balls of.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
Yeah, which I to settle this debate once and for all,
because it really normally.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Does divide the sexes. Yeah, what hurts more being kicked, hit, punched,
anything in the balls or natural childbirth? We are flying
the flag for the noise, not this week.

Speaker 15 (40:15):
No, we are part of.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
It as a station.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Three.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
This one's for the fellas. All right, let's go to
the lines please. I would like to I don't want
to hear. I don't want to hear, but we need
to hear your stories. We get some pain in the
background there. Dave from Seaford Meadows, Good morning, David. Have
you had a testical injury?

Speaker 9 (40:37):
Good morning guys.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
It's the year of as a letter.

Speaker 9 (40:41):
I had strain clouded testicle, A strange clouded testicle where
they is where the testicle is twisted up over its
cord and it's potentially life threatening.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
David, do you know can you remember how you did it?

Speaker 9 (41:00):
I was laying down watching TV and as I got up,
it hold her over on itself.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
See Ali, this is almost worse because you've got diamonds
to prepare for the birth. David was just watching TV.
You can strike it.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Anytime, and David, I really really feel for you, but
it's still not a kick that you keep.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Trying to argue.

Speaker 9 (41:19):
It lasts a lot longer than a kick. I've been
kicked on that before. I've had a cricket ball on
the nuts before, nowhere near the pain as I was.
I had to go to the hospital and get the
operation done, all right, so I had that traveling time
as well as well as the recovery time.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Does one bring flowers?

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Whole mind?

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Doesn't really have a car?

Speaker 2 (41:45):
A car for a strangulated take.

Speaker 7 (41:49):
When not?

Speaker 9 (41:49):
When your dad's got a HQ hold.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
All right, David, But at least it sounds like you're
all president, correct sir, Thank you very much for calling.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Thank you, David. I knew that this man would come
to my rescue. Dave from Sky, a regular caller in
our showed Dave, can you please enlighten ALLEI on how
much it hurts getting hit in the nuts?

Speaker 13 (42:10):
Well, good morning, guys. Let's just put it this way.
How many kids have you got?

Speaker 3 (42:15):
I have three, beautiful right.

Speaker 13 (42:18):
Well, then the pain can't be that bad, because there's
no way a man would get kicked in the nuts
more than once.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Yeah, you boys a week, Never go back, Never go
back for a second.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
I am taking the evidence as to what it is.
Nothing has ever happened to yours except that drop.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Definitely all right? Nick, Campbelltown. Are you on my side here?

Speaker 13 (42:44):
Nick?

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Yes, I've got two acres two as.

Speaker 9 (42:51):
Forty eight stitches in my left hand nut and seven internal.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Oh it happens, Nick.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
Industry accident, long head shovels.

Speaker 13 (42:59):
But my balls from here to Kingdom come.

Speaker 5 (43:02):
They were hanging out.

Speaker 9 (43:04):
The testicles were out of a sack.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
What color are they?

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Hospital?

Speaker 9 (43:09):
They put me in stir it for about two hours.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
So I know how the wind and feel you ye, Kimbo. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (43:17):
A surgeon came down and glad and got on him
and said, oh, there'll be right.

Speaker 11 (43:20):
He just shut them in, said stitch them up.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
And he got back thirty five thousand dollars to do.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
That is everything?

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Does it all work now?

Speaker 5 (43:28):
Nick?

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Are we good?

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Well?

Speaker 6 (43:30):
That side?

Speaker 9 (43:31):
I don't have a lot of feeling.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
I got told I never have kids.

Speaker 9 (43:34):
When I was younger, I did have kids. Eventually, I
played sport and every time anyone ever went for that
area and there, what is that supposed to hurt?

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Oh he's got the other ways, he's got covincible.

Speaker 12 (43:50):
Yeah, I got banned for life.

Speaker 13 (43:53):
In Sport. Someone touched me there, so I thought, well.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
We're done, so cringe, not a kick. That's my point.
It's the same pain, all right. We actually have a
female on the line here from Parafield Gardens. Adriana's on
the phone. Good morning, Adriana. What have you want to
way in here?

Speaker 11 (44:15):
Well, I think that after listening to Kieran story, I'm
sorry Ellie, I'm on tinking.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
You have you had a baby?

Speaker 4 (44:25):
I've had two, okay, and so how much did that
hurt or did you you know? Did you do it
without drugs?

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (44:31):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 11 (44:32):
The first one happened so quickly. No, the second one
happened so quickly that I didn't have time for drugs.
She was born within half an hour. And my first
one that was also a quick birth, forty five minutes.
But most females go anywhere between what twelve twenty four
forty eight hours?

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Yeah, twenty four that's the whole day.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (44:52):
But our buddies recover so quickly from childbirth.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
I'm glad yours do.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
I still can't play a.

Speaker 11 (44:58):
Lot, remember, I mean, our bodies are naturally designed to
recover from childbirth. I mean, of course drugs helps when
they don't.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
You know, I'd say.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
God, budder, Mother Nature, whoever you believe in that has
created the male form to be what it is. If
it really hurt that much, they wouldn't have let them
dangle outside.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
I'm just so Adriana. I appreciate you being on my side.
I really do.

Speaker 8 (45:30):
I am on your side. I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 (45:32):
I mean girls when they get hit in or hurting,
the hurts, the internal X turn, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
All of this hurts. None of them denying it all hurts.
I just think one hurts a little bit more. It's
nice to have you on the Teama. Thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
Maxon Ali in the morning.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Guys, it is.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Okay because ever since February the Grammy's when she announced
that she is going to be releasing a new album,
you've all been counting down two today, one thirty today,
the Tortured Poets Department is being released.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
The first time you said the name the album name correctly.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Can't for me as soon as you say poets, not
to say society, pets society anyway.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Four hours, thirty eight minutes, and thirty six seconds according
to the official countdown, So.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
We know that Taylor looks after her image incredibly, and
this is a worldwide release. So I spoke to about
music guru and said, well, what sort of hoops w
all we having to jump.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Through together the work?

Speaker 3 (46:35):
So basically, a record company rip is traveling.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
To our radio station head office with their laptop. They
are getting locked up in a soundproof room and they
play the song to the music team. All phones have
to be left at the door. The song is only
on their computer, no one else. It doesn't go near
anyone else's computer, and it's digitally locked to that one device.
Now for us here, because that's all happened in Head offers,

(46:59):
For us here, we're only going to get the song
moments before we play it at one thirty.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Even fifteen minutes beforehand will be a luxury. So Michelle's
not going to be like, oh, guys, I know it,
You're going to love it. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
We're expecting maybe to get at five ten minutes, maybe
at the outset to be able to do this before
one thirty.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
For the nukes, it's unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
NDA's required all that sort of gear.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
Now, what we do know is that the song Fortnite
with post Malone has been confirmed as a single, so
that's the one that you're going to be hearing. And
all the Swifties reckon that this album's going to be
about her former boyf English actor Joe Olwen because she
was dating him twenty sixteen.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
You are in for a day, my friend, So Joe
bad luck.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Now there's been a hitch hitch because apparently it has
leaked overnight about two o'clock this morning. I couldn't sleep
and it just blew up, absolutely blew up because this
apparent album and Talliswift's people are.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Not responding to any request to confirm or deny.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
But what people are starting to notice that tweets mentioning
the album leaking are being ripped off the net straight away. Really, yep,
stuff goes up, stuff goes down.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
This is a Google drive with seventeen songs on it,
getting you around.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
It is and I've listened to it and I think,
I mean, I think for an artist it's important to
do what the artist would like, yes, but I'm not
the artist, and I think it's also important to do
something for our listeners.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
So you're going to play the song with the least we're.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Not going to play it.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
I I've been told, absolutely unquivingly, if you play this,
you'll never work in radio again.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
That's kind of the message I got sent. I can't
do a full show by myself on Monday, but.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
I thought I might sing it.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
I could sing it for you all. That's an alternative
that I think we all would like.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Yeah, So I got my husband to rush into the studio.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
My instruments, uh huh, got tambourine, marines? Yeah, got a recorder?
Is there tambourine and recorder in the song?

Speaker 3 (48:58):
In my version there is tatas swift.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
I know you're a big deal, but it's gonna be
pretty embarrassing whenever one listens to it at one thirty
and they're like, my version better.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
So you're going to review here in probably pitch perfect.
What have you got a chorus for us or something?

Speaker 3 (49:12):
H yeah, yeah, I'm only going to do two lines.
I think.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
I think the two lines now, I've got the line
that post malone, one of the lines of post malone thing,
So you can be post myline.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
I'm going to be on this piece of paper. Are
you ready? Okay, I'm going to be post malone. Yeah,
just draw some space, tats on and for a.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Partnight they we were forever running, never ask about the weather.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Even better now that's you post mylne. This is just
like how they really record it. I'm calling you, but
you won't be sold question Mark, get another fortnight Lost
in America. There you have it, Texas. But what do
you think? I do? You know what I went and saw? Taylor?

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:54):
This it's like I'm back in a core stadium.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Okay, just in case Taylor Swift fans, that wasn't enough
for you. One thirty today, put it in your phone.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
I know it's already. Yeah, that wasn't enough for you.
You know what, guys, I've done canceled the listening party.
I've heard all I need to hear. She's done it again.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
One thirty today, our amazing Michelle Murphy will have this song,
the first single from Taylor Swift's brand new album, Taylor
Happens the Tambourine, Though God Poast Belone.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Was good, Max and Alie in the Morning Adelaide's Fun
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