FULL SHOW 423: MAX'S WISH TO BECOME DOMINOS PIZZA'S HAND MODEL

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wait isn't wait up and go Adelaide's Fun breakfast show,
Max Andale in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Going three Max Snali in the morning. If you're not
cranken now, you never will be.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
One three, you're cranking it.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
That was quite enough about it?

Speaker 5 (00:29):
A song to play and I know the reason yet
hangover And here's the reason why I came across the
story this morning.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I thought you would be all over Max.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
Picture your beautiful wedding to your gorgeous wife Eliza.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Yeah, I loved it. Such a good day.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
Yeah, you amazing planned down to the tea. She had
the amazing dress. You even had two costume changes. It
was very classy your wedding.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
How do you.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Think photos because you weren't there, How.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Do you think you would have gone if you didn't
turn up?

Speaker 4 (01:05):
I mean, it wouldn't have been as good.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
She's the nicest person in the world, and your mum
Meg is one of the nicest mummies in the world.
How do you think they would have gone if you
just didn't turn up?

Speaker 4 (01:18):
It would have been along road back?

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Okay now, I'm sure though the first response for them
would have been, oh has he been in an accident.
Is he Okay, there's no way he wouldn't be here
unless something, you know, really really bad had happens.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
I mean, so next post, I wanted to get married.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Yeah, how do you think they would have gone if
if the reason that you didn't turn up because you're
on a two day bender because you just want a
footing game.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
So this is exactly what has happened to Australian international
footballer Jackson Irvine.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Know, he's essentially a soccer and when Matt Ryan's.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Yeah, so he's the guy that we see in the
Green and Gold running out. Now, Unfortunately he didn't run
out for his wedding because he was playing over in
Europles somewhere.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
He plays in Germany and they've just been promoted. His team,
Saint Paulie, they've just been promoted to the top division
for the first time in over a decade.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
It was massive, yes, wasn't it?

Speaker 5 (02:11):
And it certainly was for Jackson Irvine because he got
drunk for two days, then went to the airport because
he had to fly to Denmark for his wedding, forgot
his passport. They wouldn't let him on his playing and
so he didn't get married.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
So he tried. He was on the way, he was
trying to go. It's just he maybe needed to plan
his bag packing a little bit better and have the passport.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I just look.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
I would imagine it would be very hard to find
a time to get married in amongst a football schedule. Also,
I mean it's hard enough in the AFL schedule. They
play every single weekend, right, He's all over the place.

Speaker 6 (02:44):
These guys play like essentially almost twice a week, Yeah,
throwing all their cup games. And the thing is, you
know when the last day of the season is, but
you're planning a wedding for a year. You can't predict
that you're going to get promoted two of thirty teams
get promoted or what. You can't predict that you're going
to get promoted. So they've planned that.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
We're two days after the last day season and they
happen to have had a great season and they're going up.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
Here's a thought, Jackson. Don't drink for two days. Drink
for a day and a half.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
I still would have had plenty of time to get there.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
But obviously she is a lot more understanding than perhaps
I would have been. This is what she said on
insta when you'd been drunk for two days and forget
to take your passport to your marriage appointment. And then
three clown emojish clown emojis.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Much about emojis, but there would be eggplants and pooh
in my emoji.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Line, egg planting poos because he's a dick.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Max and Alie in the morning.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Adelaide's fun to Nick in the morning from one of
the greatest movies going around ever, Dirty Dancing, And you're
just saying it's finally been green lit.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Happy Girl or.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
Two Happy Gil Watso's coming back, Adam sand that's going
to be in it awesome.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
Yeah, And that means most of his friends are. He's
got three or four friends that he puts in every
single movie. That was the oddest looking crew I've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
But you'd like to be his friend.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Also, yesterday Legally Blondes having a prequel, Reese Witherspoon told
us this anyway, this is all before e news that's
coming up in half an hours.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
It's just a little cheeky news, just a little a
little appetizer more.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Right, guys, Look the chopper landing at Sammy school and
me getting to be out at angle Vail and also
a head of her baby school. Friday just had us
thinking about those cool things that happened at your school.
And we opened the phones on thirteen one O two three,
and here's some of the things that have stuck in
your memory. One of the local fishermen brought us sixteen
foot white pointed at the school on a trailer.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
We got the few its gin and look at its teeth,
and he held the drawer open and we put a
hand in the sharks.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Now, teacher actually bank toast and we're going to evacuate
the school over for a few hours and got her
home early.

Speaker 7 (04:50):
We met lady Diana, and I made a posing myself
and I pupped her hand, and I remember her wearing
a pale blue dress.

Speaker 8 (04:57):
All the kids we used to sit out on the
and all of a sudden, teachers are yelling out to us,
get inside, get off the oval.

Speaker 7 (05:05):
Like start running over that way, and we had a
haddick next to us.

Speaker 9 (05:09):
A big ball just comes hard and straight towards the crowd.

Speaker 7 (05:13):
Like everyone just went through the screaming, but very memorable.

Speaker 9 (05:17):
Now, I feel like.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
That Hodown music suited that last story. Not so much
the Princess Diana.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
One says Diana did some of her best work in
one of those lone star type.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
Bus And yesterday all I could remember was that we
had a bomb ski once in up in Queensland. We
all went out on the oven got so horrifically birched
because we had to sit out there for an hour
and ago.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Not by a bomb, there was nobody no.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
But then Mum rang last night because she was listening
to our podcast on iHeartRadio, and she said, you completely
forgot about the scoliosis.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Fan the van that brings scholar is.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
So how do you.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
Reckon this would go down now in schools, So a
van would turn up and I don't know if they
did it in an essay, but this was Queensland, like
a caravan would turn up and park itself, and let
me be really clear, I don't think it.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Had the ac or anything in it.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
So you'd get into this hot box like you now,
boys would go in.

Speaker 6 (06:10):
One end, a little bit dodgy so far candy on
the side.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Boys would go in one end, girls would go in
the other. Now, boys would be tested for color blindness.

Speaker 6 (06:22):
Of course, yeah, I have often thought that my friends
were color blind.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Girls would be tested for scoliosis.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Now, to those along it home, scoliosis is curve?

Speaker 4 (06:33):
It true?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Oh the spine anyway.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
So then you'd get out, you do whatever you had
to do, and then it's just nowhere nears.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
But girls girls color blind?

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Yeah, but nowhere near as much as boys can. Right,
So I think the queens and government's.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Most important issues facing our children. Boys can't tell what's
blue and what's not and girls have bent spy yes.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yes, okay.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
So then we'd get out, you do whatever happens, and
then you'd come out, and then I'd end up comparing.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Notes with the lads and go what happened to you?

Speaker 5 (07:05):
And they go, oh, well, they just you know, put
a red thing up and an orange thing up and
a green thing up, and we'd just say what color
we could see, and they'd say, well, what happened to you?

Speaker 3 (07:12):
And my I had to take my top off and
bend over in front of the heart that looked at
my spine. It was the weirdest thing in the world.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
How was that determined?

Speaker 3 (07:26):
What can you look?

Speaker 5 (07:28):
I was actually just googling it before. Apparently they don't
do it. They still want you to know that scoliosis
is a thing.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
You googling before and you found out that it does.
It wasn't a thing at any school other than yours,
and it was just run by a group of very
very dangerous teachers.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
You know.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
And then that reminded me too that I remember that
we were always encouraged to wear a singlet that day
in the Queensland heat.

Speaker 6 (07:50):
Honestly, were these run by a bloke named Bevan Spencer?

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Stop it maxon Allie in the morning.

Speaker 10 (07:58):
Adelaide's fun for sure.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
You're not trusted people that.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
You're a little worried about you.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
You just said before you go into hospitality venues and
you're not full of trust.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
I want to Essentially, this is the broader picture is
is the hospitality industry becoming in the hospitable cubit.

Speaker 6 (08:29):
I'm mostly going on QR codes here right, so I
think there are a few good hangovers from the COVID time,
Like people wash their hands, I got better hygiene.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Working from home is great for some people. We've got
like heaps of great stuff on Netflix because everyone just
sends it straight there and sends it to the movies.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Shout out to all the movie Operators.

Speaker 6 (08:49):
Yeah, sorry, Hoyts, but I'm not sure that we still
need QR codes on tables ordering to order your food
and your dream.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah okay, because yep, So where's the trust bit in this?

Speaker 4 (09:06):
The trust bit comes from the whole system is broken
with QR codes and no right.

Speaker 6 (09:14):
So when you break it down, it's never really clear
if it's a requirement that you order through the QR
code or it's just an option when you're at a pub,
like some people prefer to do it because they have
this hangover from COVID.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Other people, I'm at a pub, there are people behind
the bar. Can I just go and order my snitty there?
So you sit down.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
This is based on Sunday night when after dinner with
Olaza and the in laws, her parents sit down at
the pub to.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Order a meal and you're like, what are we all
going to do? They go to the bar because they're
more old school and it's traditional. I'm like, you know what,
I'm good with tech, great, I help Ali log into
a computer all every morning, So I'm.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
Going to use the QR code. So some of these
QR codes you have to like sign up. They're asking
for emails you're putting in postcodes. I don't want to
be confirming any details in an email to order a
burger at a pub.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Okay, So if this is happening, how far through the
QR process are you wishing that you followed your in
laws up to the bar to be a normal human being?

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Almost instantly? Also, well, I'm in it now. Oh, I
can't give up at this point in time, right.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
And you're a young, hip and cool yeah, and on.

Speaker 6 (10:28):
There, And I'm on my phone and I'm still like
picking out on my phone in that grid of squares
which one has the bicycles in it?

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Because I have to.

Speaker 6 (10:35):
Prove I'm not a robot ordering the burgers at the bub.
So they got the same amount of staff on patrolling.
Just come to the table, guys, like in the restaurant
area or go to the like. Don't have a QR
code option at all? For me, You're scrolling through, You're like, oh,
I want a burger. Is it in the pub classics?
Is it in the main section? Is it in the

(10:56):
burger's tab?

Speaker 4 (10:58):
That a burger goes in all three of those tab options?

Speaker 5 (11:01):
So at this stage I'm as confused as you are
with your burger choice. I think, I still don't understand
why you don't just ignore the QR code and go
up to the bar.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
I'm saying, get rid of him. Entirely. We never because
I never know if I'm sitting in a restaurant or
a that is entirely a we only QR cod.

Speaker 6 (11:21):
And it's like you, look up, you guys have the
same amount of staff. Why are we only QR You're
going to bring a crap meal any anyway?

Speaker 4 (11:27):
For me?

Speaker 6 (11:28):
You gotta put in your card number. I don't remember
my card number. You go through all that ring roll,
you place the order, what do you know? The in
laws food they placed at the bar comes out. They
sit there, you know, having a little nibble on the chips,
trying to be nice, waiting until my meal comes out.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Oh my god, please tell me you said start without me.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
After like a minute. Might of course, who wants to
doing a cold steak? Start without us?

Speaker 6 (11:49):
Five minutes go by, they're almost finishing their bloody meal.
Ten minutes later, I go up to the bar, which
should have.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Originally mate where is it? And he goes, ah, I've
been having a few issues with our QR cod.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
You are preaching the community. I'm telling you technology is
out to start us.

Speaker 6 (12:07):
I think we need to get rid of the QR
codes and the hospitality industry needs to be more hospitable.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Hospitality of bull hospitable.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
No, I really can't wait to go to the front
bar and have a conversation. She's that guy struck it
Lucky speaking to you.

Speaker 11 (12:25):
Max and Ali in the Morning Adelie's Fun MIXX.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
Two point three Max and Ali in the Morning, here
comes your e news. All right now, I need you
to be the judge. Is Taylor Swift an absolute hero
in this or is she et trolling her ex? Okay,
all right now, Santa Stark aka so Paterner.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
We all know that she broke up with Joe Jonas
like a while ago.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
And it was all sorts of rumors and stuff going around.
It was kind of painting her as being the part
here and he may have busted her on the door
camera remember maybe doing something outside the house be able
no one. Anyway, she has come out and said that
Tyler Swift is an absolute hero because during all this time,
Taylor opened up her home and invited Sophie Turner and

(13:11):
the kids in, and then she gave him a safe.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Space now that Taylor Swift had enough space in our home.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
Yes, but when you consider that Joe Jonas is a
Taylor Swift. Dix was that just Tyler Really, revenge is
a dish, so very very cold through the X wife.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Yeah, you know what, I think Tyler does have that
in her seeing as all of her music is written
about her exes.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Well, that's the question, all right.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
Now, Chris Pratt, he is going to be the voice
of Garfield in the movie that is coming out at
the end of this month.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Oh, that's okay.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
My voice really.

Speaker 12 (13:46):
Mark Dindel, our director, was like, Hey, I've been working
on this film for a couple of years now, and
I just keep hearing your voice coming out of Garfield.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
It fits.

Speaker 12 (13:55):
It's sort of dry and sarcastic and a little bit lazy.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Ah. Thanks, all right.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
So he's in hot water because in twenty eleven he
tried to give away his cat.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Hasn't gone down.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
Well eleven Chris Pratt tried to give away his cat.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yeah on Twitter. Now the cat's name.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
The cat's name was Missus White, and it was a
fifteen year old cat that had formerly starred in the
movie Stuart Little oh yeah, yeah, and he wrote in
the since deleted tweet, anyone in the LA area want
a cat? Full disclosure, she's old and prone to accidents.
So sweet though, Now everybody went bananas going, how.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Can you give your cat away?

Speaker 5 (14:32):
Look after your cat and don't give it to a
stranger on Twitter anyway, people lost their mind anyway, So
he took the tweet down, but then on his blog
has doubled down and said, bottom line, and not that
it's any of your business, weirdos, but my wife and
I want to start a family and we absolutely cannot
have an animal that is whooping all over the house. Sorry,

(14:52):
if your parent you'll understand. If not, that probably explains
why you have such a heart on for cats.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Just saying.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
What are we complaining about? Honestly, he could have if
it wasn't, if he was a real a ho, he
would have just thrown the cap.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Do you say anything like that? I don't say anything
like that anyway. Okay, Now, can you have a think
about if there is a TV star in Australi doing
the rounds that you would pay money to go and
listen to talk.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Grant, think of any Okay, Grant, I'd like to see
grantden you sort of stand up behind it. You know,
I'd like to pay to see Grantdenya, just to see
him adjust the microphone from the person.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Ah, all right, because this person is hitting the speaker.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Circuit when thing's listen to light. Oh yes, we're forty two.
I live here in Suffolk Park, so just a couple
of keys out of bay around.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
I loved being Burlin character.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
I feel like he's quite of all, do you know,
just annoying himself.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
He's a man listender light listender Light from the last
season of Married at First Sight is hitting the speaker
to hang and wait for it in the UK.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Fantastic.

Speaker 6 (16:04):
Yeah, she wasn't getting much success over here.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
Well, she's asking us to all join her for a
night of emotional intelligence, wellness and laughter and you can.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
There are meat and greet.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Tickets available, Lara, they reckon. She could make a quarter
of a million dollars out of this. Yeah, so where
she is she's laughing at us.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
She's laughing at us.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
So she's looking to sell four and a half thousand
tickets on this tour. I mean, I love people that
just swing for the trees and just have a crack.
I think it's great because can you imagine when she
turns up to a cockney pile about the back of
I don't know whoop woop in England and there's three
blokes sitting there eating bacon bits. Yeah, and she's going
to talk to you about your emotional intelligence and wellness

(16:45):
and laughter.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
It's a long away from Barren Honey. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Anyway, so a quarter of a million dollars, well unto her.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
I don't know what else to say about that, but
that's messed up where our life is going, the wrong
career we have.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Could we do it to her?

Speaker 3 (16:59):
No, speak to it, definitely not.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
You could do your accent, you listen to actually any
of your accents. Give us the short Connery.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Yeah, well i'd be in England, so you know they'd
really get my short.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Play us out of the US with the shore.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Nason Ali in the morning.

Speaker 10 (17:17):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Shy Okay. This is where I need your help.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
Thirteen one oh two three is our number because I'm
fighting a losing battle and I'm surrounded in every corner
by every single member of my family.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
All with conflicting opinions.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
And yes, and it's over the washing more specifically how often.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
You wash certain items. Right.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
So in one corner, I've got my husband who thinks
that you should wash bed sheets, you know, when we
finally find the solution for world hunger. Right when I
first started going out with him, I really broke up
with him on the spot because it just doesn't wash
sheets often.

Speaker 6 (17:59):
Bed Sheets, in fairness, are extremely annoying to then.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Put back on.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Oh they're terrible, terrible.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Every day.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
I grew up, well, I grew up in the Sunday
was sheep washing day and once once a week. Yeah,
that's what we were. Now I'm not doing that anyway.
But we found it, so we're still together. We found
a compromise.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
My youngest is coming.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
At me between once a week and never.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
Our youngest thinks her fairy dresses with sequence need to
be washed every day, even though she's only worn them
for three twirlves and maybe one cartwheel.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
It's good to be clean, I guess the smell.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
My son thinks that his pjs should be washed whenever
he's too lazy to take them upstairs, So every day,
every day, and I'm like sitting there, going mate, water
electric bills, I don't possibly do it as it is,
I wash every single day.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
And it's gonna what you wash every single day?

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Oh yeah, mate, family of five with a six foot
six husband who puts one pair of pants and takes
in all of my washer space.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Yes, pretty much.

Speaker 6 (19:01):
You've got three extra people in your household and they
are children who we have thirty eight outfits a day,
but we do all of our.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Washing on Sunday. That's it. Multiple logs. Oh yeah, yeah,
got all of the washing on seven days a week.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
It would be absolutely close to that.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
But then sometimes you know, if you know that the
like with the sun at the moment, because you know,
I've got to drive it can't afford it. So with
the sun made, I am washing. We're getting it done.
Shout out weather, putting it in the bank. We know
the rain's coming anyway. So now I'm focusing on the
big fight at the moment, and that is with my.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Eldest daughter over bras.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Okay, how often let me help?

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Do you wash your bra?

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Maccent?

Speaker 5 (19:42):
So she's doing it every day and I'm not doing
it like that at all? Like fair enough sports bras,
Like you know, you run around in the gym and
they straight in there are one use and wash, but
I think I've just never done that, and I'm trying
to reason with her, going, honey, that's like fifty dollars
that thing, and if you just keep putting it in there,
if you don't have it, yea, And if you don't

(20:03):
have your little you know, your little bra bag that
you put it in and all that sort of gear,
you just don't need.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
To be washing your bras every single day.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
When she's like, adam it, no, this is why it's
got to happen, et cetera, et.

Speaker 6 (20:15):
Cetera, which she sounds first of all, like she's a
troil that lives under a bon. Second of all, I
don't know how gentle your washing machine is, but I
have definitely seen in the like five years Elarza and
I've lived in the house together and done all our
washing to get it, like sometimes delicate things get ripped.

Speaker 5 (20:36):
Oh yeah, yeah washing machine, oh yeah. And if you
try to cheat and not put in a bra bag,
they also like.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Hook onto other things.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
Yeah, the little hooks come out like little golumans, and you.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
Get a couple of Lord of the rings.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
Lately from trying to make it applicable to all men
listening and nerds like you.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Nerds like me.

Speaker 6 (20:54):
So my question is we've all heard the term jokingly
about boob sweat. Boobs sweat's something that is a daily
occurrence or is it only during activities, in which case,
if there's no boob sweat, you don't need to wash
it every day.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
No, Well, this is what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
The sports bra expects the boob sweat that gets washed.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
As soon as it's sweaty.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Shout out to the weather. That's fine. But really I
found that if you're doing whatever you need to do
to get the boobsweat, you bro's probably off.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Anyway, excuse me, alsace it listen.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
Can you guys like way into this. Let's get the
rules down because I cannot win any fights that I'm
having so right now in thirteen one O two three,
how often do you wash your bra?

Speaker 6 (21:34):
Because your daughter is once to do it once a day,
You for your own bras if you were in an
idea old how often would you do it?

Speaker 12 (21:40):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Probably three wears?

Speaker 5 (21:43):
Four wears maybe, well at the end of the week, maybe,
but full declaration. I went to boarding school, right, I
was sent to boarding school, so I didn't do my washing,
So no one's actually taught me this, so now I'm
actually thinking I might be sending her out the garden path.
All right, so Max, get on the line thirteen one
or two three? How often do you wash your bro?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Max? And Allie in the morning.

Speaker 10 (22:01):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Mix some one.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
We're solving these great debate once and for all. It's
happening in my house, and I must admit I'm going
in strong with my opinion, but I don't feel I
have any scientific or factual backing to it.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
And that is how often do you wash your bra?

Speaker 4 (22:18):
Ali's daughter wants to wash hers every day? Yeah, she's
gladly and Ali every couple of wears.

Speaker 5 (22:24):
I don't think I need every time rails from murray Bridge?

Speaker 4 (22:27):
All right?

Speaker 3 (22:28):
How often are we doing it?

Speaker 8 (22:30):
Every day?

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Why?

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Every day rails?

Speaker 8 (22:34):
Because it's underwear, Max, it's underwear.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
But you don't have to tell Ali the disgusting ould
wear it for three days.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
I wash my undies every day because let's the boobs
aren't as.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Dirty as other bits.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
Just skin rails.

Speaker 8 (22:50):
It's yeah, it's every day, Alie this, Yeah, it's black
and white every day.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
So then how many bras. Do you have rails?

Speaker 8 (22:59):
Oh my, is that normal?

Speaker 3 (23:02):
That's like four hundred bucks just there?

Speaker 4 (23:04):
How mean?

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Do you have?

Speaker 3 (23:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (23:07):
No?

Speaker 3 (23:07):
No, I'll go more than that. Depends what day it is,
I don't know, all right, every day?

Speaker 4 (23:11):
All right?

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Ras? Well, my daughter's going to love you to death.
So you want to come over and do our washing
for us?

Speaker 8 (23:16):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (23:18):
Yeah, it's arm with you on the sheets. Okay, we'll
keep them coming. Isn't really helping?

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Every week? All right?

Speaker 8 (23:24):
Every week?

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Okay? Well, will you aligne on the bed sheets. I'm
still doubtful about the.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
Bra I never wash bras.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Three. Let's get this sorted once and for all.

Speaker 11 (23:34):
Max and in the morning, adelaie, it's fun. Mix one
O two point three.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
We try to sell a debate how often we're washing
them ladies and gentlemen who might like.

Speaker 6 (23:44):
To Is the debate that Ali's having with her daughter,
not with me because I don't wear bras?

Speaker 5 (23:48):
Thank you for pointing that out. Do you have this
debate with your wife?

Speaker 4 (23:52):
She wash it whenever she won.

Speaker 6 (23:54):
I've never had any issues with the scent coming from
my wife's breasts.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Thanks Ali.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
The hair's however, Eliza, I'm joking all right, So we're
just trying to get to the bottom of it. Rails
just said, now it's every single day, which is where
my daughter's sitting. Natalie from Golden Grove. How often are
we washing them?

Speaker 8 (24:12):
Maybe once every two weeks, maybe even less than that.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
Wow, that's the opposite end of the scale, really, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
So Natalie, are you wearing the same one all the
time or just mixing them up?

Speaker 9 (24:22):
And I'm pretty shamed to say is mainly the same
one because bras are not cheap, yeah, and can't afford
to be wearing it out all the time. So you know,
I can't understand. I'll people can just be wearing them once.

Speaker 7 (24:38):
And washing them straight away.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Natalie, you could get up to ten uses out of
one bra you reckon?

Speaker 5 (24:44):
Absolutely, Yes, I'm feeling good about you, Natalie.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
And no one does this when you walk past or anything?

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Right, No, all that scientific girl, I'm with you.

Speaker 6 (24:56):
Okay, Okay, thank you, Natalie. That's the opposite end of
the scale. Let's go to blake View. Christy from Blakeview.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
How often do you wash your bra?

Speaker 9 (25:05):
Good morning guys, Well three to four weeks, Like she's
got time to wash the bra every day.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
And Christy then like you've got to find the bra
bag and then if it's the one that your favorite bra,
you can't because let's face it, we might have maybe
two or three bras, but there's only one that we
actually like wearing, right, there's one bra that rules them all.

Speaker 9 (25:24):
Yeah, babe, And you know what, Alie, I don't even
wear wash it in the washbag.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
I just hit in Christie, Wow, living dangerously.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
I feel like three to four weeks again not experienced
in the air that's got to be starting to push
it right there is there not any moment in that
three to four weeks if you sweel like all right,
I was a little bit like sweaty. I was a
little bit smelly from my day at work or something.

Speaker 9 (25:53):
Oh maybe in summer you might go once or two,
you know weeks. But you know, I've got cut so
I don't have big booms. You know.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
I feel like we know you so much better now,
thank you for calling.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
Claire's at murray Bridge. Okay, Claire, what are we doing?

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Well?

Speaker 8 (26:13):
It depends. It's a loaded question how big, how material?
If you've got those little lacey ale b cup with
an underwire. Once a week's enough. But if you've got
a decent cotton bra, you know c or be, you
need to wash it every day. But the problem is
easily solved with your daughter Poppa hand based or a

(26:34):
little plastic tub in the shower, and she washes for
bra in the shower. Couple drops of the laundry detergent.
You do the Paul Hogan, you know, wash them with
your bee he did with this dish. Doesn't it work
till you tell your teenage daughter to do that with
her bra.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
The great thing about this, Claire, is that she would
do that, and then my son will get in the
shower and go, what's this tub for?

Speaker 4 (27:00):
She's got a tower rack and it's just got like
a whole line of brass. I love it.

Speaker 8 (27:05):
Don't you remember in the fifties or the women used
to hang there undergarment in the bathroom. They all did that?

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Shock you to remember, to shock you to know that
I don't remember.

Speaker 5 (27:18):
Oh clear, We have so much education to give you.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Thank you, Max and Ali in the Morning.

Speaker 10 (27:25):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Show.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Max, you were very very clear about a week or
so ago that you may have found your next.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Job that wasn't going to need you anymore.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
That was dumping me and running.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
Look, this is the ad that you uncovered, and I've
never really seen you get as excited about anything like this.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Dominoes are looking for hand models, so this is on
their official ad. Dominos is on the hunt for Australia
and New Zealand's most exquisite set of hands to model
the next new range of hot and fresh pizzas hitting
the menu.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
I have never ever heard a job better for you,
all right, because let's face it, if you haven't tracked
down his hands on our instapage at mix Adelaide.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yes, he has very delicate hands.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Hands hands.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
The ideal candidate from the Domino's hand model I think
it said, is a master at shadow puppets like so
I can do things like this.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
The little it says things works on radio.

Speaker 6 (28:25):
To knife and fork to eat pizza is weird, which
obviously it is.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
None would kill me if over eight.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Yeah, and you must have eighteen plus years in pizza
holding experience.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Two I'm ready for so you are ready for this now.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Obviously once we met little Sammy, this has all fallen
by the wayside.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
So Mummy Ali is.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
Here to make sure that your career aspirations are on tracks.
So just because we've been busy with something else, have
you been following this up? Have you been I don't know,
looking after your hands? Have you, like, have you on
your CV and stuff.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
I'm in a perennial state of looking after my.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Hands, like by not doing hard work.

Speaker 6 (29:01):
By not doing hard work, I wouldn't know what the
right end of the hammer to use is. I look,
but I'll be honest. I have probably let it slip
a little bit. I got distracted, like Sammy, So I
think I.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Still have a little bit of time to go to
submit this is.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
The thing, because applications closed midnight on Monday, and I'm
just yes, yeah, I'm a little bit worried that you
might be leaving your run to be the Domino's hand
model too late.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
All right, So have you prepared something to help me?

Speaker 3 (29:36):
I certainly have.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
I thought it would be a good idea to track
down the person whose jobs you're going to take.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Are the current Domino's hand YEP.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
If you want to know the secret to holding a hot,
hot piece of pizza.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
I hate that guy slash girl. I just hate them viscerally.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
It's a girl.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
I hate her.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
That's my job, right, I'm going to introduce you to
her next. So if anybody else has dreams of becoming
the Domino's hand model, don't go anywhere.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
I'm going to get some secret.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
I want to give everyone else at home tips. I
don't want them to take my job.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Max and Alie in the morning, Adelaide's Fun Breakfast to
Mix three.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
OK, if you just joined us a week or so ago,
Max decided that he wanted to shore up the finances
and throw his hand in the ring, literally because it
came across and add for Dominoes.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Yeah, Dominoes are looking for hand models.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
They're looking for someone to give us a hand, someone
who can remain palm under pressure. They need someone to
essentially hold their pizzas for all of their billboards and
things like that.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Now, already you're just ticking all the boxes.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
I love Dominoes. Yes, I have hands. Yes, let's go.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
That's exactly it.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
But I'm just a little bit concerned that maybe your
hand mouling career has still before it's really kicked off,
because you haven't actually done anything and you haven't put
your form in. So what I've organized is somebody to
come on give you some tips. So cold you please
say good morning to Easy? Who is the current Domino's
hand model?

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Good morning? Hello?

Speaker 4 (31:09):
What is he? What do you mean? You're the current
Domino's hand model. You're those hands, the famous Domino's hands.

Speaker 7 (31:17):
I mean, it could be a stretch, but I never
really expected my hands to go viral.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
So easy?

Speaker 5 (31:23):
How about like, so you actually work at Domino's. Right,
you're the consumer public relations managers. So how did this
work for you? Basically, they're going, right, we're going.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
To do this.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
We need someone to pick up a pizza. Easy, you
got great hands, Come over here.

Speaker 7 (31:34):
Look, I would just say that I'm the most available
personal Dominoes, but willing and available.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Perhaps, So what goes into it? Is he? What do
I need to know if I'm gonna sort of formulate
this application, Mac.

Speaker 7 (31:48):
It's really hard to tell without actually seeing your hands.
That's kind of the first step of court. But what
I can say is that you actually need some serious
Dominos to hold up in fresh pizza. When it's just
I'm out of the oven and you're like trying to
get the perfect cheese pull, there's a lot of pressure
to whole steale or tell your wrist swords to camera,
and it can actually get really overwhelming and like actually

(32:09):
really hot in your hand.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
Oh so this this might be your achilles heel, Max, because,
as you said, you've never done a hard day's work
in your life. So there's not even a tiny callous
on that, on the fingerpads, the whole.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Because my wife, who does a lot of work with
her hands, she will pick up like the hot pot
at home, and I will pick up the exact same
pot and I'll be like, oh, no, too hot. I'm
going to put a detail around that, she says that
I have. They're called bitch fingers. That's what she says.
She said, got bitch fingers. So it might be a
problem for me, is he?

Speaker 7 (32:38):
Yeah, Max, that sounds like it would have ever read
a flag?

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Is he?

Speaker 5 (32:43):
How much would be the hand model for Domino's kind
of pay?

Speaker 7 (32:48):
So it's one hundred dollars per hour?

Speaker 4 (32:51):
What shout out?

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Shout out to all the lawyers and doctors who are
just starting their careers or less than that.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
And do you get to eat any of the pizza?

Speaker 8 (33:00):
Look Max?

Speaker 7 (33:01):
Potentially, However, one of the requirements is that you don't,
of course eat the.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Props all right?

Speaker 4 (33:08):
Is he?

Speaker 5 (33:08):
Is there any last things that Max should know as
he starts to embark on this incredible journey.

Speaker 7 (33:16):
Look, how do I want Max to get too confident?
And I also don't want to shut him down, But
I just want to finish on letting Max know that
I think he could potentially have hands for radio?

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Is he you had that liner? You had that devil?

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Well, she wants to keep a job, mate, She doesn't
need new hands on the block coming in all over
the place and taking it from it?

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Can we send is your picture of my hands? We got?
We've got a phone number? Is it a picture right now?

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Oh? Here we go?

Speaker 7 (33:44):
Oh gosh, Oh gosh, Max, we actually do look quite stocked.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
Yes, that's good, right, that's one of the things we
need for our pizza holders.

Speaker 7 (33:55):
Look at your nails?

Speaker 3 (33:59):
So well?

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Is this a match made in heaven?

Speaker 3 (34:03):
No?

Speaker 4 (34:04):
You and I soon?

Speaker 5 (34:07):
Right?

Speaker 6 (34:07):
So if I go through the application process, this is
a is a pretty good I like there's something maybe there?

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Is he potentially O good?

Speaker 2 (34:15):
All right?

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Well, I absolutely love it.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
And far be for me to say anybody else out
there with hands that might be able to hold hot
things without going oh, you might want to.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Join in on this as well. Is he soon to
be the former hand model? I'm not Australia. Thanks so
much for joining us.

Speaker 7 (34:33):
Thanks guy.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
All right, so you're ready, man, I'm ready. Let's do
it midnight Monday, you've got.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
Let's get the official Actually, let's get our social I
want some official portraits of my hands please, that's what
we start next. Give me a white background, well lit,
high resolution.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
It's not going to make them any more manlier.

Speaker 6 (34:50):
Somebody order a Domino's pizza that takes some pics.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
And in the morning, Adelie.

Speaker 10 (34:58):
Nix all right.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
I think a lot of us have been in the
situation where our children end.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Up asking us embarrassing questions.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Birds and the bees, yeah, and eventually right.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
You know, or they might find something that you just
don't really know how to explain away and the questions
that followed. Now, we had a cleaner came and cleaned
our house and found something that I didn't expect. The
wonderful bills cleaned in areas that haven't probably been cleaned
in a little while.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
And there on the chair is this it's a sex
that's a toy. It is a naughty toy.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
However, it's such a good day. That was quite a
memorable day in radio.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
If you are going to.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Love this, Max, what do you got?

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (35:43):
Because I just also want to point out that I
did put it that that was given to me as
a job.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
We all said, making excuses for the sex that you
and your husband.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Nine year old daughter comes out of the bedroom the
other day.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Nine Okay, yeah, we're not in the realm yet. Really,
nine year.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Old daughters come out and she just sat next to
me and she's just watching the TV.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
And then she just turns the TV off and she
turns to me and she says, Mum, I found something
in your room.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Hide the whip better.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
It looks like a game, but I'm not sure I
can play it.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Okay, games are fun, and right.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
At that moment, I've just clicked and gone, oh my god,
I know what she's found.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
That's where I keep my Monopoly Karma Sutra Sex Game. Oh,
the front cover of that. Give me that box, Give
me the front cover of that box. Now, the Karma
Sutra Sex Game is the fantasy game for lovers. And
there is a woman on the front who appearces me
like computer generation and she is voluptuous.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
So she comes and I said to her right away,
now listen do you. I know you're not gonna believe this,
but once again this was given to me.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Stop going to with the same no.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
And I said to you.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
I said to Daddie, I said, oh honey, look, if
you have a look, Mummy.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Hasn't even opened the place.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Yeah, the corners.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
If you're a child in a card, don't worry.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
Karma Sutu is just a doctor that makes ummies and
daddy feel better. Okay, so you don't have to ask
any awkward questions. But I was having a look at
the game right now.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
There's die. Look, there's a couple of die.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
In here the way that I've boiked it out because
then I was fascinated with it all.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
It's kind of like a celebrity.

Speaker 6 (37:29):
Head okay, I mean careful using that second word in cars.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
And then you put him in and then you roll
the dice and then you pick the card.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Right.

Speaker 5 (37:39):
So for example like this one, which I think is
quite irresponsible, this.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Is how you can spice it be live.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
So mummy and Daddy are sitting here playing at each other. Yeah,
kids are on the monopoly board.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
Send a naughty text message to a friend or stranger
and ask if they feel like something exciting with you.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Okay, this is mummies and Daddy's mummies and Daddy's friends.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
What about blow on your partner's bottom very loudly so
you make loud farting sounds.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
That's just weird this one.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
Lick your partner's spine from the bottom to the top
with the tip of your tongue.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Oh no, back sweat.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Suck your partner's thumb.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
No, I mean you're starting to get into the realm,
I guess anyway, so I with your nine year old No,
but luckily.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
There was a warning on the box. Can I read
the warning for you? Okay, attention. Due to small parts,
this game is not suitable for children under three.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Years and that's the only reason.

Speaker 6 (38:43):
Alie, can you please, I'm store your naughty toys.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Better like the Joe anyway.

Speaker 5 (38:50):
But look, aside from that, you know there is spicing
up your love life, and I think especially if you've
been together. Matt and I've been together for twenty eight
years or something ridiculous. I remember vividly at one stage,
and this was before we had kids, that we thought, oh,
maybe we're going a bit stale and so we came
up with the idea that we would go on a
date as strangers.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
Oh yeah, I mean I've seen people do this in
movies and stuff.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
How do you reckon? I went with it.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
You would have struggled to play the characters.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
This is how it went.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
I know, did you did? You give yourself characters?

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Not pre organized?

Speaker 6 (39:23):
But you're just going to meet as randoms? In a
can I be am I Matt?

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Or well? This is you? Be both?

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
This is Matt coming to the door of our house
where we have lived before.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
You guys are having a date at your house.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
He's picking me up because he's a stranger.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
So he knocks on the door over the door, Hello sir,
and he said, oh, hello.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Sir, look at you on your first date.

Speaker 5 (39:50):
Already going red thinking about it was the most mortifying.
He said, I you know, mad Oh you look lovely today.
I'm just wondering are you ready to come out for
it date? And I'm just looking at him, going this
is the most horrendous thing I've ever gone too long.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
I couldn't.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
I just couldn't.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
And then in a panic, I threw out the only
impression I know how.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
To do and went with my Sean Connery.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
No, you dip back your life, you.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Idiot thirty one O two three Give us a call
if you've ever had a crack at spicing up your
love life, because we know we get it. You get
busy and you start talking about kids or whatever, and
how have you done it? Because clearly someone in the
Kris Kringle thought I needed this stupid board game.

Speaker 6 (40:34):
It was the Chris Kringle that looks like a very
well used board game.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
Are it's not?

Speaker 3 (40:40):
I promise it's not.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
And then maybe you did try something as ridiculous as
Matt and ida.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
I got flowers. He brought me flowers though was the first.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Day with the flowers? On the first day and you've
gone hell money please? Has someone maybe had more success?

Speaker 6 (40:56):
Actually, you know what, less success would also be funny?

Speaker 4 (40:59):
Two three? What have you done to spice things up?

Speaker 3 (41:02):
In the If anyone wants to borrow my game, it's.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Naxon Ali in the morning.

Speaker 10 (41:08):
Adelaide's Fun breakfast Shop.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Taking your calls.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
Get ready, I don't know what's about to happen.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
It's live radio.

Speaker 5 (41:17):
But one side declared that I have failed. Matt Night
My husband failed many years ago to try to spice
up our life, love life by pretending to go on
a date as strangers.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
It was a classic. He tried. He brought flowers when
he knocked on your own front door. But Ali could
not play along, getting character. I couldn't.

Speaker 5 (41:38):
And then we tried again when we even got to
the restaurant, and he's pretending he didn't know what I ate.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
I'm like, look at him, Go mate, you know I hate.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
You've got to play along your dorg.

Speaker 6 (41:48):
See the thing is Ali has a game that she's
brought in that her nine year old daughter found at home.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
You can't a suit for.

Speaker 5 (41:54):
Six games, board game and it's all sorts of good
and Ali's this.

Speaker 6 (42:00):
I did that for the caller of the day today.
Who are sharing what you've done to spice up your life?
She's going to give a board game away.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Well I don't know, you said, well I might.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
You said you didn't that, you said you hadn't used it.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Just reading some of these cards.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
All right, let's go to Meg from PARALOWI. Okay, what
happened for you?

Speaker 9 (42:17):
Oh well, I will start.

Speaker 13 (42:18):
He is an ex Now.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
It's obviously worked. Well, yeah, we.

Speaker 13 (42:24):
Thought we'd try, you know, the candle waxed all over
the body.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
Oh yeah, you like eyes wide shut and all those
movies made that very cool, didn't it.

Speaker 8 (42:32):
Yeah, yeah, No, you've got to do it from a
particular height.

Speaker 13 (42:35):
I didn't, and so now he was scarred with a
red burn mark on.

Speaker 6 (42:39):
His because if you do it from high enough, it's
cool enough by the time.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
Yeah, essentially burning.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
Meg, you go one extreme, I'd go so high up
that it would solidify and probably give them concussion by
the time and hits them.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Needs to do Meg, So did you try anything after that? No?

Speaker 8 (42:58):
But with the new one, all I want to do
was hate feet.

Speaker 9 (43:00):
So I just want to paint his toenails. But we
haven't gone there yet.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
That's a very different area you're playing in, Mega.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Kelly of Salisbury.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
Okay, so you're having some special time in a change room.

Speaker 8 (43:15):
Yes, we're an old friend, we're benefits.

Speaker 6 (43:17):
Oh wow, that is a spicy way to get things.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Going, lovely?

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Can I where was the change room?

Speaker 4 (43:25):
Remembering it is eight twenty nine and there are kids
in the car? Kelly?

Speaker 8 (43:28):
Yes, I know David Jones and friend them all days.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Kelly Devil, How was it it?

Speaker 9 (43:38):
Was awesome to get caught.

Speaker 7 (43:41):
No, but but I love the thrill of getting caught
that that.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Would have been called okay stop.

Speaker 5 (43:47):
Another question like, because you know, I've always also wanted
to know because this is made famous in movies and
you're living the life now, Kelly, how long did that take?
Because those David Davides ladies and very very officies.

Speaker 8 (44:02):
Too, probably about fifteen twenty minutes.

Speaker 6 (44:05):
Oh my, Kelly, when setting this up, did you walk
into the change room with like twenty outfits to give
yourself fifteen minutes?

Speaker 9 (44:15):
No, just five.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
I just needed them and then we just I just
looked at him.

Speaker 13 (44:19):
I said, you're coming in with me, and then that's
when it started.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Oh my wow.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
And then you walk out.

Speaker 6 (44:25):
Are there any staff there that have picked up that
you've been in there for a while?

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (44:29):
Got the looks?

Speaker 3 (44:31):
More to the point, what about while you're in there?

Speaker 5 (44:33):
Because the changing lady always comes in and goes, are
you happy with your eyes?

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Love?

Speaker 4 (44:37):
No? I didn't get that. Luckily, it sounds like, Kelly,
what's happy with the size?

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Thank you very much, Kelly. Wow. Wow, that's a light classy.

Speaker 6 (44:48):
I liked that we did have a message in from
someone who wanted to remain anonymous partner. And I put
it down to earth sort of people. He's more reserved
than I am. We've tried several things. Last year, I
took him to a special massage parlor and I bought
him the works.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
Well and yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, let's
go to Lisa. No, let's got a Lisa of Clemsy Lisa. Okay,
so you've added in an element to spice things up.

Speaker 13 (45:17):
What happened, well more than just an element, like another person.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Wow.

Speaker 13 (45:24):
Yeah, Harby was really excited at the possibility of added
twice the thumb if you know what I mean twice.
I won't say that, you know, a booboo, which he
could enjoy himself. And I wasn't even mad about it.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Oh good for you, Lisa. And how did Harvey go?

Speaker 13 (45:43):
I swear to god, it almost gave him a heart attack.
He was so he just didn't know what to do
with himself. So I think sometimes like the thought is
better than the reality. He kind of just looked really confused.
And we talked about it after and I was like,
was that everything you wanted? And all he wanted was
an ice cream and a cuddle. Yeah, who played who?

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Right?

Speaker 3 (46:12):
I don't think any of those callers need my game mats.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
And in the morning Adelaide's fun show n can we
please talk baby Reindy. Now you have not seen this show,
but it's on Netflix and it has been in the
top ten of Australia ever since the day it was released,
and that was well over a month ago.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
I think it's number one even today.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
It's about a stalker.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
Yeah, it's looks at spoiling it. I think everybody is
aware it's not for kids.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Don't be tricked by the name.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
But it is supposedly written around the life of a comedian,
a guy called Richard Gadd and a stalker that he
says that.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
He picked up.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
She came into his bar where he was also working,
and he was nice to it. Now an a stage
of Mawson Lakes. Have you seen that?

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Is?

Speaker 8 (47:01):
Yes, I'm obsessed.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Oh it's unbelievable listening. You just don't know what's going
to happen.

Speaker 8 (47:08):
I know, I was just like splashing up for they thinking,
oh my god, is this like a real life, Like
I actually have to go back and read to make
sure that it was a true story. I was just like,
what the.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
You know, it's unbelievable and have you seen the real life,
because what essentially has happened is that it's based on
this woman. Now, no one ever mentioned her name, but
very quickly the Internet put together that it was actually
a woman by the name of Fiona Harvey. Now, no
one was publishing her name because I think they thought, well,
we could get in trouble if.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
We did this.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
But then Fiona Harvey went on Peers Morgan did a
massive Have you seen any of this Anastasia?

Speaker 4 (47:44):
I haven't.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
I've heard about it, but I haven't had a chance
to actually go online and watch her, Like.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Well, have a listened to this?

Speaker 4 (47:50):
Anastasia sounds crazy?

Speaker 5 (47:52):
Well, so here's Morgan asks her about her current love.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
You've got to look and.

Speaker 14 (47:58):
I'm not worried about the current one because he's a
lawyer and he a boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
He's a lawyer in London.

Speaker 14 (48:05):
Doesn't matter where he is, five years five.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
Years, so I don't So what does he think.

Speaker 14 (48:12):
I don't want to drag him and he thinks this
is horrendous?

Speaker 4 (48:15):
Is he lying?

Speaker 3 (48:16):
I don't know?

Speaker 4 (48:17):
She's lying right, Well, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
Have a listened to this is also asked her her
about her study because in the show she comes in
and she's a lawyer.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
Right, you got a lord yeah, law degree, so you're
obviously very bright. How did you do at school?

Speaker 14 (48:31):
I've got a photographic memory. I was talking of the
school apart from the science and.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
With your law degree? What grade did you get?

Speaker 14 (48:37):
But I mean, all right, you know, I just did
an ordinary degree and then a deployment legal practice.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
What grades did you get me? And all right?

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Grades?

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Did she just forget her grades even though she had
a photographic memory, Anastasia, When you listen to that woman
who is Fiana Harvey.

Speaker 7 (49:00):
Sorry for her.

Speaker 8 (49:01):
She's a little bit ill in the brain, isn't she? Oh?

Speaker 5 (49:03):
I absolutely think so. But how good is the actress in.

Speaker 10 (49:07):
I know when you hear that, I have seen her.

Speaker 8 (49:10):
Like I have some photos of the real Lifelie, I'm
like alike.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
So well, thanks for calling.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
You know.

Speaker 6 (49:20):
The fact that she's got a photographic memory, but she
still managed to not be perfect in all of her studies,
Like you just literally read the page.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
The whole thing in this is that.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Now that interview has gone to air, over eleven million
people have streamed this thing already.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
The Peers Morgan thing.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
But now Piers Morgan is actually coming out saying, I reckon,
she's got Netflix over a barrel here, even though she's
an utter, well, it doesn't matter if she's not mentally well,
the fact that they've come out and said that this
is a true story and said that she's a convicted stalker.
If she actually not, then that he's saying she could

(49:58):
go then for defamation because people have put it all together.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
Is there any doubt that it's actually not her or
is everyone like oh no.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
No, no, no, Well, Fiona Harvey actually says, because this guy
has recordings, so apparently, and you see this in it,
and this is not a spoiler, but she just bombards
this guy with emails and texts and everything else, something
like forty three forty six thousand emails yea, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yea. And basically in and through this he has

(50:27):
recordings of her voices. Now she says that they weren't
necessarily voicemails. He must have just been recording their chats
while they were chatting at the pub.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Oh yeah, sure.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
Anyway, look go and have a look at it, but
again definitely not for kids, and also you might not
want to check it out if you're feeling a bit flat,
like there's a lot of heavy stuff in it. But
it is astounding, absolutely astounding.

Speaker 6 (50:50):
Some of the shows that you watch, I get this
is very popular, but it's why does that just puts
them in this deep.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
Oh no, I am deep in an Israeli hostage situation
on another thing I'm watching.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
You can talk about that tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
We'll also be based on a true story.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
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