FULL SHOW 431: MAX'S FIRST HAND-MODEL SHIFT AT LUCIA'S SPAGHETTI BAR!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wait, God isn't wait.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Wait, get up and go Adelaide's fun breakfast show Max
Andaley in the morning.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Some massive, massive news if you love Aussie acts, huge news.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Unfortunately not powder Finger reforming, no, but quite good in
the similar realm.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, big, big news. I'll bring it to you in
e news just before six o'clock. But a huge, huge
act that so many of us love, so many of
us have grown up with, is coming to Adelaide. So
putting that aside, Baby, I've got you on your mind.
Massive shout out to anybody with babies at the moment.
I know you're awake, because, let's face it, you will
never sleep again. But there's a story coming out of

(00:48):
Mount Gambia down in the southeast where a mum has
heard a stranger talking to her three year old daughter
through the baby monitor.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
So is there a stranger in the room with the
three year olds?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
For you and the uninitiated if you don't know baby monitors, basically,
it's just like the electronic device that you put between
wherever you are and the kid and apparently someone or
you can hack into.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Them and what see the babies chat chat to the baby.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Why would you want to hang into a baby monitor.

Speaker 6 (01:21):
Well, it sounds like fun.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Than the parents, I know.

Speaker 6 (01:25):
I like this lady was terrified.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
It was like ten thirty at night on Sunday and
she heard something going on in the kid's room, and
so she basically looked at the monitor and she could
see the three year old sort of looking up and
chatting to.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
This thing, just talking to the baby.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yes, So she walked in there and she goes what's
going on? And the kid puts her hands up above
her ears and starts crying and saying, somebody told her
to open the door.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
What is that?

Speaker 6 (01:50):
Not the griepiest thing ever.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
So they've hacked in.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
They're sitting at the front in their car or whatever,
in their van that says free candy. Yeah, they're saying,
can you please come and open the door?

Speaker 5 (01:59):
Yeah, I've got a few here.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
No, no, no, Now, this mom says, look, the dad
of course went straight out of the front and there
was cameras, didn't see anything, and blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 6 (02:09):
So whether or not to that extent. Now they're saying, she.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Got in touch with the baby monitor company and they said, look,
it's actually impossible. What you're saying, and she's swearing by it.
She's absolutely swearing by it. And there have been other
instances where people have hacked into baby.

Speaker 7 (02:24):
Monitors of all I can just pick when you think
of people, when you think of hackers, it's like a
Russian guy in a dungeon. He's got three hundred screens,
they've got the matrix, green letters falling down it, and
he's going, I'm in what are you in the White House?
Hacked the main frame all the firm Wednesday, No three
year old in Maut, Gambia.

Speaker 6 (02:45):
And that Russian hacker is sitting there and he's dundon going.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Max and Ali in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast, Shye.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
Mason, all in the morning. Beautiful things, one could say.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Max Burford's hands are beautiful, beautiful things. But unfortunately after
dreams are crushed by Domino's Max Burford, you wanted to
be Domino's Pizza's hand model. I spent some time trying
to look after you. I've spent some time thinking about
what could be next for your dainty little hands, and
it came to me, have you gone from being given

(03:22):
the thumbs up to being given the finger? Are all
your recent compliments backhanded, Do you feel less AFL Premiership
and more division eleven wooden spoon? Well, are you ready
to get your hands dirty?

Speaker 6 (03:38):
Then maybe only.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Only hands is the place for you. Imagine a place
where your well thumbed digits could be given a longer lifeline,
where your dodgy digits could make money, hand over fist,
where your sausage fingers could enjoy a sausage vest. So
come find out what's hidden up our sleeve. Don't get

(04:04):
just nailed, get fingernail, and remember to leave your gloves
at the door.

Speaker 8 (04:09):
Only hands, because sometimes fingers speak louder than words. Only
hands our contents other sides, hands down, hands down your pants.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
That is.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
Ridiculous. I fixed that to.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
You yesterday, now that you had time to sleep on it,
and you went to the in laws last night, no months,
last night, yea yahyah, Like what did they think about
that as.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
An option for you as an only hands?

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yes, I never thought that they would have an only
hands son, that's for sure. Well like the influence with
which I could exert over society.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Well, look, I know you were overly ecstatic with the
option of only hands, So then we put it out
on thirteen one oh two three, Where might you guys
put Max's hands to best use? And we got tens
of calls good request good, including this one.

Speaker 9 (05:02):
We need Max's hands at lue Cheer's Candian secutery in
the Central market for our social media Max, we need
those Italian gorgeous hands to hold those huge, big, amazingis
we could pay you in pastroom Panini? Oh is that
a yes?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Matt?

Speaker 5 (05:20):
Is that a yes?

Speaker 10 (05:20):
Have we got you on board?

Speaker 5 (05:22):
Pretty good pitch so far? You're pretty close to the
top of my list.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
All right, so that was right up there. You've also
had offers to turn the keys in real estate doors
and shake hands.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Something about pet dogs, dog nuts.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Yeah, dog nuts, dog nuts, I think, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But after careful consideration, you chose to link your dainty
Italian heritage hands with an Italian institution in Adelaide, the.

Speaker 8 (05:52):
Central markets.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
From Mills would now you you need him, definitely. You're
not joking.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
You don't want to to his emotions.

Speaker 10 (06:04):
No, I'm not joking.

Speaker 9 (06:05):
I hope he can get to the market. What you
finish at nine maybe.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Is on time on show?

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Ready to go?

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Are we starting todayly?

Speaker 11 (06:16):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (06:16):
Well, we could do tomorrow, but.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
I've got to work out some flexible working hours.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
But that's okay anyway, I think that this is the
perfect marriage for me between you know, obviously the Italian
Mediterranean tainted hands and the Italian Mediterranean.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
The kings of Central Market is Lisa.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
So you are officially offering Max Burford a hand model
gig to model Lucia's men past. Absolutely as Max Burford's
self appointed manager.

Speaker 6 (06:49):
Do I get ten percent of anything?

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Again?

Speaker 5 (06:51):
You don't even know what I get.

Speaker 9 (06:55):
You could get another four and share the past of that.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
We're so excited for you, Max.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
We went from the depths of the despair to the
heights of ecstatic celebration.

Speaker 6 (07:08):
You're sitting in here right now with some.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Gloves I do. I have white gloves on them because
I have to protect these. They're now the money makers?
Are they? So they are now the moneymakers? Ali?

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Are you going to fulfill your work contract that was
hastily worked out on a yesterday with licheers.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
I'm obliged. The only issue is it's at eight thirty.
Are you going today gigs at eight thirty?

Speaker 5 (07:33):
And so you'll call that of course?

Speaker 9 (07:38):
Of course?

Speaker 5 (07:39):
You what are you Jen?

Speaker 12 (07:40):
And z.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
Why what are you one of the letters.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Of course you would sacrifice a job to get more
money on another one.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yeah, I'm sacrificing actual money for Pastor and Benini.

Speaker 6 (07:50):
If you don't bring back my TENZ, buddy, you're in
a lut.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Max and Ali in the Morning.

Speaker 8 (07:56):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Shine Mix.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
I've accidentally gone viral a couple of times, most recently
when I compared Tyler Swift's bran new song to New
Orders Anyway, no way out. If you want to understand
what I said, just get to our socials. It's probably
still up there, and I'm still getting the hate from

(08:21):
the Taylor Swifties. But that's all right. It looks like
I am finally now doing the opposite. I am living
in real life something that's gone viral. Okay, So on TikTok,
I don't actually pick up TikTok until other people report
on it because I read the news.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
I don't spend time on TikTok, not the one scrolling
through and on Sunday the articles that say Aussie you mum, that's.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Right said, and so I go clickbait. I'm in anyway,
So when asie mum apparently set a bin fire on
the internet because she said she had a family of
five and she was sneaking out at night and dumping
her rubbish in other people's big everyone's gone crazy.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
And then you know, I was sort of sniffing at
that in derision.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
I had to live it out. Oh here is my question,
you dumping? Wait am I?

Speaker 13 (09:10):
Here? Here's my question.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
The neighbor asked permission to put a skippin in our
lan way right behind our garage. Yeah, m I allowed
to utilize any space in said skip in.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
How How big is the skip bin?

Speaker 6 (09:29):
It was probably about a two and a two point
five by one.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
I reckon, And what do you want to put?

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Do you want to put in like household rubbish or
do you want to put in like sheets of fiberglass.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
It's funny you say that I've got a couple of
sheets of iron, Like it's not This isn't to put
like rubbish or dirty nappies or anything like that. And
this is there's a couple of big things that have
been living in my life that my husband has brought
into my life that my husband.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
Is not taking out of my life.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
And I figure I can cut out the middleman finally,
and just put a couple of sheets of galve in there.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
I've got maybe some old broken kids toys, so that
would really stand out.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Because they're using the skip bin for demolition purposes.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
Have they started feeling it already?

Speaker 10 (10:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (10:14):
Yeah, I couldn't get in on the base layer.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
I was too late. No, you don't want to be
the first one in this, I was going to say.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
I think that the etiquette is you can't be the
first person in their bit.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Even though I've said that they could put it in
our lain way and I've got to try to maneuver
my car around it. I feel like there should be
some sort of like toll with the trolls under the bridge.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
They've said, can we put it in our lane way
for ourselves?

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Not for you?

Speaker 3 (10:41):
No, I think that, to be fair, they didn't explicitly
say that.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
I think it's usually implied. I think that you need
to establish with them when they're getting close to it
coming to be picked up.

Speaker 6 (10:53):
Well, can't I just be that judgment call?

Speaker 10 (10:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (10:55):
Well can't I make that judgment call?

Speaker 12 (10:57):
No?

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Well, obviously you can't, because you just said, Well, I'm
flat that I missed out on being the first person
to put stuff in the bin, which is the biggest
known here's.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
The problem for them. They're at old, crappy, weather beaten
leather couch stage.

Speaker 6 (11:14):
So there wood and all the stuff.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
That they were demolishing has gone in, and they're now
at that stage. I feel once your neighbor has had
a change in purpose for their bin, I think it
means that everybody else can join in, don't you think?

Speaker 5 (11:29):
Well, let me ask you. This is anyone else on
the street dumping their stuff in there?

Speaker 3 (11:33):
No, but they're all really uptight.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Man.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
I'm going to show you my neighbor's garage.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
I'm going to get right. This is what we're going
to do. We're gonna get on our socials and social
McNally is dying. I'm going to show you this will
go viral, my neighbor's garage versus ours.

Speaker 6 (11:51):
And you tell me if my neighbor needs to put
anything in this?

Speaker 4 (11:54):
Again, do your neighbors want to be involved in this
as much as you want to be involved in They
did so.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
The disappointing thing is I was just expecting a resounding
years and you really.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Say that that's what I went with. You've done it
it's already gone.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Goodbye, galth oh Man.

Speaker 8 (12:12):
Max and Ali in the morning.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Adelaide, it's fun breaks. They show Nicks.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Three in the morning, diving into the car edition news.
Here we go, Now, how about this a coldfly of
cold fly? Here we go a cold Play fan with arthritis.
He well, they experience paradise because Chris Martin gave them
a ride to a UK concert. Yeah, Chris Martin stopped

(12:40):
his car picked them up ahead of this big performance,
and because.

Speaker 6 (12:43):
He saw this person struggling to walk.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Isn't that I was driving on the strop. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
They had a nice chat and said what a decent
bloke was and all that sort of stuff. And then yeah,
just said that absolutely, despite of her arthritis and her crippling,
it was she was determined to see Coldplay perform and
really want to see it.

Speaker 6 (13:00):
And then was trying to walk from one place to
the other. And he just pulled over and said, you'd
jump in?

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Do you reckon that?

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Chris Martin pulls over the same way that all of
us pull over, and he's like, yeah, yeah, jump in,
jumping wollow Chris Martin, Chris mart And then he looks
at his driver's side seat and it's just got like
a jacket that he doesn't need the rubbish from his
lunch and he's just quickly throwing it all.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
In the NACT scene Massive Hungry Jacksman Chris Martin from
all Right, Russell Crowe has been blamed for a band
being handed a one hundred and forty dollars parking fine
in what I think is one of the great news
stories going around.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Russell Crowe has been blamed for a band getting one
hundred and feet Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
That's what I said. Yeap.

Speaker 6 (13:39):
Yeah, also Bann for having a phone throwing incident.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
But anyway, Russell, basically the claims have come from no Oasis.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
No ass Yeah, not Oasis.

Speaker 6 (13:51):
No, he's a little bit of Noasis.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
They come all they come a ban Yeah that's right.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
So they're a cover band. They're playing at Sinkila at
the SB there after Russell's band indoor garden party and
they basically, I told you this is the story that
them all in on this. But basically they said they
couldn't get a parking space and they couldn't get a
park at the SB, so our van was parked out

(14:23):
on street. The staff said they didn't have any parking
permits because and I quote Russell Crowe pissed off with them.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Russell cronied all the parking permits.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Apparently, they then reached out to Russell Crowe, the head
singer of no Oasis, and asked if he could send
back the permits or spear any cash, and he simply said,
didn't respond no, sorry, The band claimed he's responded, that's
rock and roll.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
That is rock and roll.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Rock and roll is Led Zeppelin in the seventies taking
parking permits from out the front of Wembley State.

Speaker 6 (14:56):
Have you been to their tribute band? Schmied smetan.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Okay, I know. Here we go. This is huge. Australian
Rock Royalty will be coming to Adelaide as part of
the Valo Adelaide five hundred put Chance together ladies and
gentlemen called.

Speaker 6 (15:18):
Jim Jimmy Barnes is coming.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Of course it's been fifty years, so they're going to
be celebrating that on their tour and I can tell
you that this show will be the last on their tour.

Speaker 6 (15:36):
It's going to be crazy.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
And not only that, they're going to.

Speaker 6 (15:39):
Be supported by the Cruel Sea and Super Jesus la.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
So good.

Speaker 6 (15:45):
So this is going to be the Sunday night concert.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
All right.

Speaker 6 (15:47):
Remember Robbie Williams did the last one.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
This is now his go I can tell you on Saturday,
none other than Crowded House will be there.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
You know, I am.

Speaker 6 (15:56):
I know it's going to be massive crowbacks.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah yeah, so crowded House on a Saturday, then roll
on into a bit of Cold Chisel on the Sunday night.
In fact, Jimmy Barnes is joining us after eight o'clock.

Speaker 6 (16:10):
We caught up with him actually.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yesterday and he spoke about the wildest live performance he's
ever given, which actually happened to take place here at
the larks Peer Hotel.

Speaker 10 (16:21):
And I remember standing on stage and this guy was
bloody with the bed and bloody footy jumper on, you know,
just looked while and I was completely off. His head
came running in and he pulled a shotgunner and blasted
the stage above me, and I went right over my
head and all the half the stage sort of collaps
on me, and we found and then he disappeared. We
found out later he did that because he was enjoying

(16:43):
the band.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Show's affection.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
All right, that's just a bit of our chat with
Jimmy Barnes that's coming up up after eight o'clock.

Speaker 6 (16:50):
But yeah, just repeating.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Crowded House will be here on Saturday, November sixteen, that
is for the Veiloh five hundred Saturday Night and Cold
Chisel with the Cruelty and Super Jesus will be rocking
us out on the Sunday.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
Get those fundy cans. Old Ice now so excited.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
I mean, Taylor Swift and Baylor would have been fun to.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
Different classes. Jean Shine, President, you can do that if
you keep playing.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
We're going to go to.

Speaker 12 (17:29):
Max and Ali in the morning Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Yard.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
So I came home the other day and I walked
out of our garage and there in front of me
was a full competition size volleyball nets setup.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
Awesome. That happens to me all the time. Never do
you mean? Why?

Speaker 11 (17:51):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (17:52):
And this is where I want to get to the
partner perks that you get. So Matt obviously everybody knows
him for being one of the coaches at the Crows,
which is great, but he also has this little side
hustle where he's trying to get people out and fit
of a nighttime and do social sport without you know,
for people who don't want to just go and play.

Speaker 6 (18:11):
Netball or football or whatever. Right, So as a result
he has all this sporting equipment.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Now, I don't know why he decided to set up
a full sized volleyball net in the backyard, but it
was there and I thought, you know what, Ali, you
could go in there and have a crack at him
for putting the guide ropes across the path where it's
going to kill me when I walk out there in
the day. Heart you could do that, or I could
go in and go that's a partner perk respect now

(18:39):
can play volleyball. Yes, So in thirteen one or two three,
we just want to find out what perks you you
benefit from because of his partner's job. And don't forget
every call that gets on here today we'll be getting
a double to the Port Carlton game tomorrow night.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
Adelaide over fantastic.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
I guess most people would obviously think when you're in
footy you get the partner perks of getting to put it, yeah,
which which you absolutely do and very very lucky and
privileged and love getting him away. But the other one
that really sticks out of my mind with Matt Is
because he was being a vet. He actually desects our
dog for free.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
That's a good perk. Where did he desect the dog?

Speaker 6 (19:22):
Disappointingly on the kitchen bench?

Speaker 3 (19:23):
But once I moved past that, not having to pay
that vet bill and the desexing bill, I thought was
a really good thing.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
With like kitchen utensils or on the bench.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
No, you know, he had his old vet equipment or something.
I think he had his old vet stuff. But I
thought that was quite a good.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
That's an interesting partner perk.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
So for me, obviously, my beautiful wife Eliza is a dentist,
so in the dental sphere, I'll tell you right now
we've not paid for tooth based for about six years.

Speaker 5 (19:59):
Oh yeah, and we're trying all the new flavors. We're
getting all those little baby boys, just a little test.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Is your partner perk? Do you honestly use the testers
every night? Like is your bathroom? Because we just covered
in tiny little chee.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Fortunately, we've reached a point where we now know, because
we've had so many of the flavors, what we want,
what the exact flavor we want. So we are playing
in that oral be sort of total cavity protection realm
because it is just the best flavor of toothpaste.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
All right, well, there you go, thirty one o two three.
Preferably the lame of the better. What perks do you
benefit from because of what your partner does for a living,
And don't forget every caller getting on air.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
We'll get a.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Double to the Port Carlton game, which is pretty close
to a sellout.

Speaker 6 (20:44):
That's happening tomorrow night at Adelaide.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Over maxon Allie in the morning.

Speaker 8 (20:49):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Shine next.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
One two point three.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Yeah, we're talking partner perks this morning. Thirteen one o
two three. What is the best, weirdest, lamest thing you've
ever got if your partner's job.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
Yes, my beautiful partner is a dentist, so we don't
pay for tooth based baby.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
We are living lux in our household.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
You're saying that that's lame, but there is nothing more
intimidating than the role like a wall of toothpaste.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
When you go to the nothing more intimidating the wall
of tooth there's a lot.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Of course, and there's like diamonds, and then there's whitey ones.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
You wait until you start buying yourself. Deoda at Eli
class for it.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
We're taking your calls though.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
Kelsey from Kent Town, what is your partner perk?

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Look, this is a pretty out there one.

Speaker 10 (21:36):
I know how lucky it's sounds, but just bear with me.

Speaker 8 (21:40):
So I was married to a builder and he built
us a house, so of course.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
That's a partner partner perk.

Speaker 10 (21:47):
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, So then we separated and I
got the house for free.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
R house design to your specifications, Kelsey.

Speaker 12 (22:02):
Oh absolutely, I kicked him to the curb and I
got the house.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
Well, girl, bye girl, I like a big win. No
better partner perk.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Thanks for God, all right, girls, and you also get
those tickets you're going to Seaport.

Speaker 6 (22:17):
Take on Carton tomorrow night at Adelaide Oval.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Every call that gets through, we got you covered with
some tickets to watch the peer take on the Blues.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
All right, keep them coming thirteen one O two three?

Speaker 6 (22:26):
What's your greatest partner perk?

Speaker 3 (22:28):
In the meantime, the man who just walks around with
this song playing constant in his head's joining us.

Speaker 6 (22:33):
Paul Ruckman, Yvonne Solo, It's coming.

Speaker 12 (22:35):
Up MATTX and Alie in the morning Adelaide, It's fun
breaks show Nix one.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
O two point three, Evavon Ford Rugman soul though ever.

Speaker 14 (22:47):
Hev he's in the studio right now. Evan hit out
some kicking goals. Evan he pros.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yes Port Adelaide rug Any Varne solo is in ahead
of the massive clash between Port and Carlton tomorrow night
at Adelaide.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Oval Yvonne, good morning. How are you feeling?

Speaker 11 (23:09):
Yeah, pretty good. So it's going to be a good
game coming up tomorrow, so.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Yeah, yeah, I don't want those answers.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
How are you feeling about your knee and maybe playing
for the first time in six weeks?

Speaker 11 (23:21):
Yeah, I was able to play some samful last week,
got through three quarters, which is nice, and hopefully if
we get through the Captains on today, I'll be available
and maybe playing.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
I'm calling it. He's playing and he just doesn't want
to tell us.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
I'm calling it because the team comes out officially today
at six o'clock or five thirty or something.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Yeah, I think I reckon that Van Soldo is playing.

Speaker 6 (23:43):
Okay, okay, well let's zipping it.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
So will your girlfriend be going to the local league
on the weekend. Will be going to Adelaide over tomorrow night.

Speaker 11 (23:53):
Yeah, should we go wherever I'm playing? But I don't
know that.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Yeah, what's Jordan Sweet doing tomorrow night, the current Port
Adelaide ruck.

Speaker 11 (24:00):
Yeah, true, Well he'll be their training as well.

Speaker 6 (24:02):
So okay, so you guys might be trying to trip
each other.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
It's honestly been good, right, Like you got through this
three quarters and didn't blow up or anything like that.

Speaker 11 (24:12):
No, it's a little bit sensitive here and there, but
that's just when you come back from an injury or surgery.
It's just going to feel a little bit weird for
a while. But I'm feeling good.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
What do you do to protect it and knee because
especially as a ruckman, where you guys are notorious for
just run and jumping and throwing your knees straight into
each other. It's one of the biggest impact areas r Exactly.
You can't just wear like knee pads.

Speaker 11 (24:33):
No you actually, yeah, there's not much protection out there,
to be honest, But it's actually the other knee they're
not there jump with.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
So how has it been sitting on the sideline and
watching some close games, some great wins and everything else?
What like, are you somebody that yells? So when I
watch footy, I move like I'm playing a video game.

Speaker 5 (24:54):
A reminder is not on the team.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
I shouldn't really care as much as that, But yeah,
what do you like.

Speaker 6 (25:00):
Watching from the sideline?

Speaker 11 (25:01):
Well, we've actually come over with a lot of wins,
but reflecting now the John game that was close, and
even the close so I was in there of my
seat most of the week, so I didn't really get
a mental break.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Yeah, yeah, I want to ask you one more footy
one about people playing and not playing. Kind of Rosie,
who we talk about every single week, was hamstring, and
then it was hamstring again, and now it's ankle. Does
he look like he's going to play it because he
didn't train yesterday.

Speaker 11 (25:28):
Yeah, I think he's. He spent a lot of time
in the pool yesterday trying to get his ankle and
as good of shape as he can short turn around.
I'm not too sure what he's going to do, but
coming off the long season, the head and the long seasonhead,
I think he might play smart.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
I'm figuring that to know.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
No, no, no, no, well, kind of Rosey's girlfriend.

Speaker 11 (25:46):
But yeah, I'm sure. I'm not sure she's going to do.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
You're a good man. You need to stick around if
because we know that there is huge personal news that's
going on in your little family here in Adelaide, and
I reckon you're about to get some of the great
partner perks going around.

Speaker 6 (26:06):
To stick around and we'll get to the bottom of
that right after this.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
And don't forget every single caller it gets on here
with us today, will grab themselves a double to.

Speaker 6 (26:13):
The Port Carlton game tomorrow night at Adelaide over which
is going to be an absolute crack.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
It's going to be close to a sellout. Ivan Soldo
is going to play.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
No, he won't tell us, and put Rose you won't play,
even though Evan didn't tell us that.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
One day, Max and Ali in the morning.

Speaker 8 (26:31):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Shine, Nix one two three, Here Eva here.

Speaker 14 (26:39):
Fort Ruckman soul though here he's.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
In the studio right now.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Evan hit out some kicking goals.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
Evan, he crows, still slaps.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
It still goes Brockmanyvaran Solde in ahead of this massive
game for Port Forget Carlton tomorrow night at Adelaide Oval.

Speaker 6 (27:03):
We're still trying to work out if he's playing, right.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Mate, Well, we think he is going to play, and
he's just not telling us on air. But they do
have a training session. What this morning, don't you have done?

Speaker 5 (27:11):
Which he has to get through the session?

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Yeah, and just explain how hard that session will be.

Speaker 11 (27:16):
It's pretty hard. We've got to play soccer for a
little bit, some hands drills and run through.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Everybody just getting in their car going off to a
real job.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
Today hates you right now.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
That we've probably know if I might play tomorrow night.
That's not what we're going to talk about now.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
We're talking about partner perks, Yvonne, because I came home
the other day and walks Mac bang into a full
competition sized volleyball net that was set up in my backyard.
Because my husband has access to that sort of stuff
such a partner, it's.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
A great perk.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
I've thrown out there that because my wife is a dentist,
we haven't paid for toothpaste or toothbrushes, which I didn't
say before, but I'll add it now toothpaste boor toothbrushes
for like six years. So yeah, we've got some pretty
big stuff going on in our household.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Now your beautiful partner, Chelsea, who we've had on this show.
She would obviously say being with us partner because of
all the free footy tickets.

Speaker 11 (28:08):
Right, yeah, I mean she's just said to support me.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
But little things like that, you're yeah, you're about to
get some serious partner perks. Because for those that don't know,
Chelsea is leaving Adelaide and taking off overseats.

Speaker 11 (28:22):
Yeah. I mean I think a lot of people know
by now. There's been a few your headlines about it.
But yeah, she's about to move to Dubai and work
for Emirates.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Oh yeah, that's right. They said that she's leaving because
she hates Adelaide.

Speaker 6 (28:32):
Is that true?

Speaker 12 (28:33):
No?

Speaker 11 (28:33):
I think they just I think she just struggled a
bit here. We've been away from family and friends.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
Yeah, what you telling me the advertiser got it wrong?

Speaker 11 (28:40):
Is invitation or.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
Anyway?

Speaker 6 (28:44):
Look what so what is she going to do?

Speaker 11 (28:47):
So as soon as she moves over there, she'll be
going to a bit of a training session, I think
about two months to get a get a training to
peruse and then she's going to become an airhurstess.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
And this air host's for Everett. Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Okay, so hit me with this because I've always wanted
to know the type of partner perks you get if
you're dating either a pilot or an air stewardess or
whatever we call them now these days.

Speaker 11 (29:11):
Well, I think that it's about ninety percent of flights.
So yeah, I think so that's around that.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
You can flight to Europe for like two hundred bucks return.

Speaker 11 (29:23):
I know, so that is a massive perk for my
off season, do you know?

Speaker 5 (29:28):
I mean you, I'm assuming you've already done a lot
of research on this.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
Will there also be some sort of perk where you
can not just fly their back, fly lead a bit
further up the plane.

Speaker 11 (29:38):
Yeah, I think we're going to be four of the wing. Yeah,
I won't go.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
You know, I just said, everybody going off to the
real job hates you because you're going to go to
work today and play soccer.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
Now they hate you even more.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
What a great partner.

Speaker 11 (29:52):
In the back because I'll be put my chair or
leaning it all the way back and around.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
So it's a community service.

Speaker 6 (29:57):
Let's not put the six foot eight guy down the
back of the playot. It's moving up into business.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
It's for the benefit of all the other passengers.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
All right, mate, Well, we wish her all the very
very best, and most importantly, we wish you all the
very best when you run out to play tomorrow.

Speaker 11 (30:12):
Night, question Mark or Friday.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Ah. All right, Evan Solo, thank you very much. In
the meantime, But what perks do you benefit from. We
are not expecting ninety off business class lights anywhere. We're
not expecting, you know, trips to the Maldives. We're more
in the realms of free tooth based and toothbrush here.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Yeah, if you've got a free volleyball inlet at home
because your husband has some sort of weird sporting business, please,
what is your partner perk? Callers thirty one O two three.
Every caller that gets through is going to get a
double to watch your arm.

Speaker 5 (30:45):
Definitely play tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Hello buddy, go to the Max and Ali in the morning.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Adelaide's Funds show NIX one.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Two point three thirty one O two three. We're asking
you this morning for your greatest partner perk. All right,
Vicky from murray Bridge, what are you getting because of
your partner's job?

Speaker 5 (31:09):
The fat you're laughing already at the giggles. Really winning
me over already, Vicky.

Speaker 10 (31:13):
No, it's just because where my mind goes when I
say free meat, we.

Speaker 11 (31:24):
Get obviously we get some free bacon Christmas.

Speaker 10 (31:27):
Can't free ham all things pork?

Speaker 4 (31:31):
What he do?

Speaker 10 (31:32):
Yeah, he's got a.

Speaker 8 (31:33):
Watch to know.

Speaker 10 (31:34):
He is a piggery manager.

Speaker 11 (31:39):
Actually he actually actually sorry, I can't say that.

Speaker 10 (31:42):
He's actually a pigologist.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
That's what he calls him.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Of course he already would be wo you guys would
be serving chicken for Christmas.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
Because that's the.

Speaker 10 (31:53):
Funniest thing is that I don't like pork.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
You don't like pork, but do you like report any chance?

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Yes, absolutely fortunate because we're going to give you a
double the guard and see port please blay cart and
tomorrow night. If you're in Adelaide over watching on and
you see someone sitting next to you reluctantly eating crackling
or something.

Speaker 10 (32:23):
Pig injury, get some pork on your Paul.

Speaker 13 (32:25):
But it's not y.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
I think we're going to give you a full time second.
Very joined the bacon from Madam. I believe your ex
got you a massive perk.

Speaker 10 (32:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (32:39):
I My ex used to work for a council and
my parking fines used to.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
Really what council Paul.

Speaker 11 (32:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
I don't say that we're getting a wave off.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
From and Paul because you knew that they were getting
waved off? Were you parking illegally a lot more than
you should have been? Loading zones all over the river lands?

Speaker 3 (33:14):
I built my free volleyball net and your toothbrush was good.
But bacon or you can eat bacon and all you
can park that is brilliant.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Either way, you can find yourself a park at Adelaide
because you have got a double to Port Adelaide and
Carleton tomorrow night at Adelaide over.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Enjoy buddy all right?

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Didn't mean time?

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Keep them coming thirty one, two three. After this we
will be joined by the very funny Will Anderson, Max and.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Ali in the morning Adelaide's Fun Breaks the show NIX.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Three, Max and Allie in the morning twenty three degrees
and a mostly sunny day ahead. But tonight it doesn't
matter what it's going to be like, because you'll have
your butt on the couch. You'll be watching Growing at
eight thirty on ABC TV. Good morning to the host
Will Anderson.

Speaker 6 (33:58):
How are you made?

Speaker 13 (34:00):
I mean, good morning? You can watch it on ABC
iView whenever you like. Actually, and I don't even mind
if your butt's on a couch. You can watch its
standing up, you can watch it lying down. You can
put your butt wherever you want.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
To put your get a comfy butt.

Speaker 6 (34:13):
What are we talking about tonight? I believe there's something
very dear to my heart.

Speaker 13 (34:17):
Are we talking hair here?

Speaker 9 (34:19):
Earlie? Now?

Speaker 13 (34:20):
So okay, so Garnia. Are you familiar with the good
people at Garnia?

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Every four to five weeks we'll very to cover up
my grace.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
A few different products being used in the Clark household.

Speaker 13 (34:33):
Yeah, well that's okay. They have a new product that
you might be interested in.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
Then.

Speaker 13 (34:37):
It's called hair drink because your hair's thirsty, Alley, I
don't want you know this. When your hair wakes up
in the morning, it's bloody, it's got a hard earned thirst,
deserves some Garnia book, just daily hair drink, because this
is obviously what they're going for is I don't know
if you know this about hair, but your hair and

(34:57):
I'm sorry to inform you of this if you aware
of this already, but your hair is dead. Oh your
hair like the Queen and that parrot. John Clee took
into the shop.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
He cannot be.

Speaker 13 (35:12):
It does not need to drink. What you're doing, which
is going in and just giving it a bit of
a paint job. Yes, is actually the right approach because
all you can do in this situation is paper over
the cracks. You can't fix it.

Speaker 8 (35:26):
You can, but you can't bring.

Speaker 13 (35:28):
It back to life. All you can do is doll
it up for the open casket. And that is what
you're doing.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
Towards looking good in our casket.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
And Will I'm so bad at it, and I always
buy things when they're the yellow ticket specials, right, So
by the time I go around my five or six
weeks is up, I always forget the exact shade. So
when I do ever get to a hairdresser and they
sort of pull my hair out, it's kind of like stripes,
like different shades of brown hair.

Speaker 6 (35:57):
Yeah, I've got zebra hair going on.

Speaker 13 (35:59):
I mean, I like that, though. I think you just
got to own that. That's like your look, that's the signal.
I mean, I think I'm probably just there's probably a
lot of people going into fancy hairdresses all around adelaide
go and give me the alley. We're like well, actually
it's just different boxes. Are Ghania special.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
Call us if you're asking for the alley? Ah, what
do you know? The phones are lighting? Actually, can you
just get a phone call? Please? Answer that over there?

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Aside from having our hair dead, another note that I
have on the program to Art, which has really caught
my eye, is Amazon scares us into watching cricket. Now.
I know for a lot of people, cricket is something
that they're already scared of watching.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
So why are Amazon scaring us?

Speaker 13 (36:45):
Well, Max, you'd be across this obviously, you know, you know,
you sport back to front and you'd be across the
fact that the ICC World Cup is starting at the
twenty twenty World Cup. It's starting in one week's time,
and it is not on free day air television. Of course,
you cannot watch it on free day air televison. You
can only watch it if you have a subscription to
Amazon Prime. And so Amazon Prime have made an advertisement

(37:06):
that stars Usman Khwaja. But it's not come on, aussy,
come on, and it has not come on uzzy, come on.
It is a creepy, dark dystopian neighborhood. I don't know
if you've seen this, but it's Uzzy and his dressing gown.
Everyone in the neighborhood is possessed. But the reason that
they've made this creepy ad run Amazon. That's right, it's

(37:26):
really bizarre crazy. But the problem is, of course, what
Amazon are mostly is that they're a drama company, that
they're a TV company, that they're making these movies and
so obviously they want you to come in sign up
because you want to watch the ICC twenty twenty World Cup,
but they want you to stick around to watch all
the dramas and other programming that they have on Amazon Prime.
So they've made this Uzzaman style ad that feeds into

(37:50):
that infrastructure. It's incredibly I mean, you've never seen a cricket.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
Ad like it.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
It's unsettling. It's there was a movie that came out
last year called Smile or something.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
I am hoping.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
When they Smile it meant that they were going crazy.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
The whole neighborhood that usmuand Kwaja our favorite opening Batsman
lives in is living in this Smiley world.

Speaker 13 (38:13):
It's also got a real feel of the movie Get Out,
which is not something you want to do in.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
All right, well, you can be standing. You've heard it
here first you can be sitting. You don't even have
to have your butt on your couch. So it just
grew and it's airing tonight eight thirty on ABC TV
and ABC iView. And Will Anderson, You'll be really really
pleased to know that the one caller that called in
when we said, is anyone going to the hairdresser and
asking for an Alley not making this up?

Speaker 13 (38:36):
Wrong number?

Speaker 5 (38:41):
His market run down and his Kathleen?

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Yeah, yeah, who.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
Knew who you? Well, thank you buddy, you coose yourself.

Speaker 12 (38:54):
Will maxon Alie in the morning, Adelaide's Breakfast Yard nixt.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
One or two point three.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Yes, guys, guess what none other than Cold Chisel will
be taking you out of the Veilo five hundred race
on the Sunday night. Yeah, as they celebrate their fifty years.
They are going to be performing. And the one and
only Jimmy Barnes is with us.

Speaker 10 (39:23):
Hello, how coming to our hometown? Who knew that?

Speaker 5 (39:28):
Swell? Would you rather be? Jimmy?

Speaker 10 (39:31):
You know it's the last show of the tour. It's
going to be fantastic.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
You send it more at the last show of the tour.

Speaker 10 (39:35):
Now what we wanted it to be the last show
of the tour because it's going to be the most
emotional and you know it's going to be it's coming
back to our hometown and what great way to finish
finish up a tour then bringing this whole you know,
monster of a two or two adelade?

Speaker 3 (39:48):
What do you reckon your rider? And like the backstage
area is going to be like i mean, part of
this Cold Chizel used to be versus where Cold.

Speaker 10 (39:58):
Is on well, you know where Coltures it used to be.
You'd be lucky if you got in backstage because we
were to rank Epton by the time you go, and
it would be too dangerous to walk in. We've been
through some wild, wild times and and now the most
important thing was is playing you know, really great music.
Backstage might be might seem a little tamer that it was,

(40:19):
you know, fifty years ago, but it's actually just because
we're sort of actually more focused and the most important
thing to us now is not really you know, the
selling vodka and partying, it's actually getting on stage and
playing the killer show.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Jimmy, how have you guys managed to stay together for
fifty years? So many great bands they just get sick
of each other, they move on, but you guys are
still working out and loving it.

Speaker 10 (40:40):
Well, you know, I guess that. You know, we we know,
we used to break up every second day, you know,
because we're we're a pretty volatile band. You know, we
used to fight with each other and all that sort
of stuff. So culture was always very you know, we
give each other space.

Speaker 13 (40:52):
You know.

Speaker 10 (40:52):
We we'd sort of like explode for a while and
we disappear and then we'd come back. And the big
one where that happened in nineteen eighty three, when we
did the last band. We didn't think we'd get back
together because we know we started as kids, we're teenagers,
and we've learned everything we possibly could from each other,
and so after ten years it was like, okay, we
need a break so we can go away and learn
all this stuff. Every time we get together, we've learned

(41:13):
something new, we've learned something more, and we've learned to
appreciate what we had more. And so we get together
and every time we see we do it, the shows
just get better.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
What would you say, then, to that sixteen and a
half year old kid that walked in, if you could
give them a little bit of advice or just to
heads up of what's coming, save.

Speaker 10 (41:30):
Some of your strengths. You've got to be doing this
in fifty years.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Jimmy, come on, give us a great story about one
of the ridiculous sort of perks that you've got through
being this involved in this incredible band.

Speaker 10 (41:43):
Well, you know, there was a lot of funny things
that went on with this band. I mean some of
the best shows we ever did, with the little shows,
you know. I remember like playing the larks Pier, you know,
the larks Peer in Adelaide. We were, you know, out
there and we're playing a show and I remember standing
on stage and this guy with buddy with bed and
bloody footy jumper on, you know, just looked wild. I was,
you know, completely off his head. Came running in and

(42:06):
he pulled a shotgun out and blasted the stage above
me and and and I went right over my head
and all the half the stage sort of collapsed on me.
And we found and then he disappeared. We found out
later he did that because he was enjoying the bandiction.
Thank god he liked it. I mean, they were the things.

(42:26):
It was these wild, wild moments that were just you know,
the best the best times ever. Let alone. You know,
you know I'm swinging off, swinging up a trampeze under
underneath the motorbike when we were doing on a high wire,
when we're doing circus animals. I remember sitting on a trapeze,
you know, fifty feet above the audience, on a tightrope. Uh,
drinking vodka and singing at the same time, just going
this is so unreal, so amazing. Yeah, you couldn't do

(42:51):
it now. You couldn't do it now, but but you
know I had incredible balance.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
Someone was like the goat, Jimmy the Goat.

Speaker 10 (42:59):
Jimmy the Goat.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
It's coming up with maxon Ali in the.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Morning, all right, Jimmy Barnes is going to stick around
with us, which is awesome.

Speaker 6 (43:06):
So we're going to have to ask where.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
He's going to hang out when he does come to Adelaide,
so where you might be able to bump into him,
and we're better asking about his partner Perks as well.
That's coming up.

Speaker 6 (43:14):
Oh the legend is with us on Mix one or two.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Point three, maxon Ali in the Morning.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Yard n joined by Rock Royalty, Jimmy
Barnes still hanging out with us.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Jimmy, he said that this show at Veilo the Adelaide
five hundred supercars that we're just announcing here will be
a really emotional one.

Speaker 6 (43:36):
Is that going to be even more so for you?

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Given you know he went some pretty hits through some
pretty hairy and scary medical times in this last little while.
I think a lot of us expected that we might
be maybe not hearing you again.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Mate.

Speaker 10 (43:48):
Well, November last year, I mean I was I remember
November last year on and I was really healthy. I
mean I was fit, as I was swimming thirty laps
of the pool, abe and training and doing all sort
of or stuff. And I got a bug. I got
a bacteria in my blood, a staff infection, it's called.
And the doctors, even though they don't know how I

(44:08):
got it, but it went into my blood and it
gave me viral pneumonia, bacterial pneumonia.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
Sorry.

Speaker 10 (44:13):
And then and then it went in in my back
and I had to have serious major back surgery. And
then a week later it was in my heart and
I had to have open heart surgery. And at that point,
literally they weren't they weren't sure I was going to
pull through best medical team in Australia. You know, they
were all there, you know, which is a credit, you know,
I was. I was getting the same treatment as anybody
else would get. It was a you know, incredible medical

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system that kept me alive. But I was flying in
bed and I'm thinking, I'm not going to make it,
you know, and and lear and behold the fift this,
you know, majors major seven hour surgery on my heart.
And I woke up and I knew it got through that,
and that was that was the most important thing. So
then I just I was determined to get myself up,
get back and get fit, get healthy as quick as possible.

Speaker 13 (44:51):
You know.

Speaker 10 (44:52):
Whenever I get on stage now, I feel honored to
be up there and blessed to be at it. But
being an Adelaide, there's be emotional from that perspective, but
also from the point of that's where we started, you know,
and there'll be a lot of faces from my past
in the show and it's just going to be awesome,
you know.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
So Jimmy, given it's going to be this great, big
emotional celebration, I suppose in a way, are you coming
to play in Adelaide Aside?

Speaker 5 (45:14):
From the music when you come back to Adelaide.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Is there anything that Jimmy Barnes must do in his
old stomping ground.

Speaker 10 (45:22):
There's all these landmarks that still I remember working. I
was working as a as an apprentice when I was
sixteen years old at the railways and Prospect there and
you drive down, you know, through Prospect, like I remember
walking the streets at six in the morning and the rain,
trying to get to work, you know, before I joined
the band. You know, I drive down through Elizabeth and
go to Moss Playford or whatever it's called, but you

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know what where Elizabeth West was, and I go out
and sit outside my old house and I'm looking and
I remember what we went through in that house. And
now some of it was pretty bloody traumatic, you know,
and there was a lot of a lot of great
times as well, but just you know, just going and
look at things that are and I remember everything, and
we can get thankful for everything that I got from Adelaide,
because I learned a lot in Adelaide.

Speaker 7 (46:03):
You know.

Speaker 10 (46:04):
By the time we left, by the time Coaches left Adelaide,
you know, we were a really good rock and roll band,
and we were products of our environment were as good
as the members of the band. But we're molded in
shape by the Adelaide you know, pup scene and Adelaide audiences.
But that were really tough. And the first thousand people
that used to come and see us all the time
we pack into that Lark Spear Hotel and half of

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that audience became dear friends of mine. So, you know,
there's a lot of things, you know, I go grew
up the Port River, you know, and have a look
at the Port River, and I remember sitting there fishing
when I was a kid. You know, there's a lot
of a lot of great and that's where I sort
of that's where I escaped from all the men and
gather my thoughts and think about what I was going
to do when I was when I was in a band.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Jimmy, before we let you go all morning this morning,
we've been talking about partner perks, right, and I've had
the absolute good fortune of being beside you and Jane
when we were doing a tour with Working Class Boy
your book. What would be a perk that Jane says
she gets from hanging out with Jimmy Barnes, Well, I can.

Speaker 10 (47:02):
Get it at any restaurants. Jean loves food and we
love the best, love the best food in the world.
So you know, anytime you bring up a restaurant and
they're going, so we will book that and then I'll
ring up myself. It's Jimmy Barnes put on my Friendliest
for It's like, oh, yes, of course.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
Well I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
The massive perk that we are going to have is
happening on at the Valo Adelaide five hundred right from
ten o'clock to day. Tickets will go on sale from Ticketmaster.
It is Cold Chisel's fiftieth anniversary to the Big five
O Live at Valo Plus. They're bringing the cruelty and
the super Jesus, Jimmy Barnes, your bloody legend. Cannot wait
to see you.

Speaker 10 (47:40):
Good to talk to you, guys, can't wait to get them.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Good day, Max and Alie.

Speaker 8 (47:44):
In the morning, Adelaide's Fun Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Next one, two, three, Well it's not really, it's just
Ali left in the studio as the Max part of
the quotient has taken off to fulfill his dreams of
hands superstardom. If you've been following along, Max Burfer was
desperate to get the Domino's Pizza hand modeling.

Speaker 6 (48:05):
Job, but they went in a different direction, maybe hands
that have done some.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Work in their life anyway, So we came up with
all of your help with some different ways that he
could actually use his hands to become a professional hand model.
And I believe he is about to start his first gig.
We're heading the central markets now, Maxie there.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
Oh, Ali, I wish that you could smell through the
radio because I'm standing here in lu Chia's Fine Foods
down here, and I mean the crowds that are already
lining up, guys give us a yell.

Speaker 12 (48:40):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
I recognize that I recognized one was our producer and
the other one was our web guy, so.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
We got two. But we do have a few people
here just whipped up a little bit of something special for.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
Me to really model. But I just have my gloves on, Ali,
because I'm just waiting for the great vailing to the
great unveiling.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
All right, well, why don't we do the.

Speaker 6 (49:00):
Great unveiling right after this?

Speaker 3 (49:01):
As Max Burford officially starts his new career as a
hand model with the team down there at Lucheers Massive,
Max and.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Ali in the morning, Adelaide, it's fun breaks. They shows Mix.

Speaker 8 (49:15):
One two point three.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Max Burford is about to do the great unveiling.

Speaker 6 (49:19):
Yes if you've joined us.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Sure, he missed out on the Domino's Pizza hand model gig,
but that hasn't stopped plenty of people wanting to use
his hands. So today is his very first gig down
at Lichier's, the amazing place there at Central Markets.

Speaker 6 (49:35):
Max Burford, you're ready to become a model.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
And I must say not since that supermodel said she
doesn't get out of bed, since ten thousand dollars, has
there been as much excitement of a modeling gig.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
There really hasn't been, and people are flocking down here.
We've just had some pasta delivered fresh. We have in
front of us a you know what, I can't describe
it to you down here at Lucias. So I've got Lisa,
the operations manager with me. Can you please, first of all,
for the people at home, can you describe what's in
front of us before we get into why hand modeling
is so important to your business.

Speaker 15 (50:07):
Absolutely, we have beautiful pasta, our pasts, we've got our
mixed one or two point three specials. Today we also
have our pizzas, one with anchovies and olives and cheese,
and one with our procuto and our beautiful sauces on top,
and our amazing panini, our mixed one or two point
three special with arded chokes, buffalo mozzarella. We've got a

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beautiful capsic come in there as well, and they are huge.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Max.

Speaker 15 (50:33):
I'm just wondering, are your delicate hands going to get
around that huge panini?

Speaker 5 (50:41):
Ali?

Speaker 4 (50:41):
This actually could be the first floor of this hand
modeling career. I mate fall over at the first hurdle
because the dish is so damn bee.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
So this is the deal, right, The gig is for
you to model their food, their venue options.

Speaker 11 (50:54):
Right.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Yes, Okay, I.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
Have these beautiful things here in front of me, and
we've just been to live another one. Andreas is the
chief panini man. Andreas, what have you just whipped up
for us? There?

Speaker 11 (51:04):
This is a panina.

Speaker 13 (51:05):
Number one is with fokatcha bread is proscuros and Daniele monzarella,
tomato and fresh bustle.

Speaker 6 (51:11):
Oh, Max, shut up putting back on.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
I just listen to him.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Thanks, that just sounds good coming out. And so, Lisa,
what we need to do here. I've still got my
little white gloves on. Can you take the microphone for
one second, and can you please tell everyone at home
why you need a hand model while I get ready
to do some hand modeling.

Speaker 15 (51:28):
We need a hand model here at Lichiers because for
all our beautiful social media followers, we know those delicate
hands to be as good as our amazing food.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
So are you ready? Max? I'm so ready, Lisa? All right,
let me.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
I guess what I do here is just hold things
and hold them near it, and Lisa, you can maybe
just give me some tips as I go.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
Okay, real quick, So.

Speaker 15 (51:51):
We need the hands held strongly over that panini, showing
these beautiful fingers, those beautiful.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Nails and showing that amazing Now.

Speaker 15 (52:01):
Max, you're not doing too badly now, but no shaking. Okay,
need a bit more confidence on Max. That's great, he's
picking up that pizza beautifully done. Those hands are great
knowing that he's about to just take that delicious bite
of that pizza, but.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Never taking the bite. You never take the bite because
you're just the hand model, right Max.

Speaker 15 (52:22):
You don't need to smile, it's only your hand. Keep
smiling here. But he only needs his hands. I'm glad
you're delighted.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
All right. We need to finish with this pasta.

Speaker 15 (52:31):
Yes, this is into that pasta and show the joy
with your hands.

Speaker 5 (52:36):
You want me to put my fingers, show the joy,
Show the joy?

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Max? You want to put my fingers in a carbon Absolutely?

Speaker 5 (52:45):
What are we doing here?

Speaker 9 (52:46):
All right?

Speaker 5 (52:47):
I'm just putting my fingers in the car.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
I mean, if you didn't want to go to the
cheas beforehand, you.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
Definitely don't want to go. It's really hot, fantastic. I'll
tell you that you're way too delicate.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Max, Max, honestly, did you.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Not think.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
Shift?

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Ali's trying to cretake me at the moment, you can't hear.
I've got my fingers deep in some carbonaro down here, Ali,
look at that camera.

Speaker 5 (53:19):
You'll see this all on the mixed socials. If this
doesn't make you want to come down here, you'd probably
like using.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Cutlery and Lucia. Come on, get a grade from Lisa,
can you?

Speaker 5 (53:29):
Lisa? Can you please give us a final grade? Is
this something? Is this maybe a venture that we want
to continue.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
It's a very good first trial. Shift Max.

Speaker 15 (53:38):
We'll have you back here tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (53:40):
I'm hired We've done it.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Remember Max, bring back the ten percent that your manager
is deserving back here.

Speaker 6 (53:49):
And I don't even some clams don't even care if.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Your hands have been all over it.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
All right, got you covered, I got you covered, going
all the way, guys, I'm not coming in tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Goody, Max and Alley In the morning

Speaker 12 (54:04):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Shop meets one or two point three