Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wait, God isn't wait.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Wait, get up and go Adelaide's Fun breakfast show. Max
Andally in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
When we set out to sort this argument out once
and for all, which hurts more childbirth or being kicked
in the goolies.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
I don't think any.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Of us would have foreseen that we would have a
mixed one or two point three baby in the process.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Yeah, the things that we do for radio just in
the it's for science.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Really, what happened was gorgeous Maddie from Mitchell Park ranging
it and said, Max, you clearly have no idea childbirth
is definitely going to hurt the most.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
And she was about to know that because she's about
to give birth to her first baby, and invited you
two delivery room, the delivery room.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Do you want to me in the delivery room for
her first child? Was that lovely partner?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
The waters have broken while she was speaking to us,
and so I rang Kate Freeburn from ten years and
got your off work and everything else.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
And the good news is Maddie had the baby.
Speaker 6 (01:01):
Good morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 7 (01:04):
So he had a little boy.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
His name's Lewis. That's enough, mad you?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
How did Max go Maddie.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
I wouldn't know why you have your eyes closed. Maddie.
Speaker 8 (01:15):
He left me high and dry when I needed your.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
What do you mean where were you?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Did he not turn up?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
No, Maddie, must have had too many drugs. I was
definitely there the whole time.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Max Burford, did you honestly not go?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Maddie? Your partner had one hand and I had your
other hand. Don't you remember, Maddie?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Show burgo the button?
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I hope you're doing this right now, feverishly clicking up
what Max?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Hang on?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
This is what Max said early this morning when because I.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Saw the beautiful photo of little Lewis get sent through
to our group. I was so excited for you, and
so I spoke to him earlier this morning about it.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
This is what he said.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
It's clearly painful, absolutely, and she yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
So I organized getting Maddie on and we can talk
about the baby and about how you went, most importantly,
and get the final definitive decision on whether or not
childbirth hurts more.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Don't wake her up. She's got plenty one.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
She's just had a human come out of her.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
She was super She's a superwoman.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Oh, Maddie, lies, lies, I tell you all of them lies.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Oh my god, Max, I even got you out of work.
What did you do?
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Just had an afternoon?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I've been told I need to explain this a little
bit because you might have had a bit of the
happy gas by this stage.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Have a listen. I'm on the radio at the moment.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
We're giving births.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
And I thank the failers are for me.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Should we test it out.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Side comparison?
Speaker 9 (03:14):
What about.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Maddie who was sucking on that gas made?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Are you thinking about me?
Speaker 10 (03:33):
Well, look, I'm not saying being kicked in the balls
probably would wouldn't.
Speaker 11 (03:37):
Hurt, But it is no comparison, and that wasn't even
the worst part.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
You aren't darling man.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
You're happy that I wasn't there seeing you at your lost.
Speaker 11 (03:48):
Mad It would have been a great first impression.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
So what you're saying is that Bubb's name is Lewis,
but the middle name is not Max.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
No, he does.
Speaker 11 (04:00):
He doesn't get that title.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I think we need to punish him, because you need
to punish any small boys for lying. Like, what's the
punishment we can do for Max? You can come be
my babysitter, Max and Ally in the morning, Adelaide's Fun
Breakfast Eye. We've just found a heart that he has
been lying this entire time. We thought that he actually
(04:23):
took beautiful Maddie from Mitchell Park's offer up of going
along to the birthing suite to find out once and
for all if childbirth hurts more than being kicked in
the goolies, because that's what he's been arguing all this
time as we try to sort out this debate. Now
he didn't do what he was supposed to do, so
I said, like every little boy that's told a lie,
he needs to be punished.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Millie from Woodville, South, what have you got fro him?
Speaker 12 (04:48):
I think that if Lewis is circumcised, he needs to
be there front and center, and I think even scrubbed
up and assisting the doctor.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Right now we should point out the Lewis is the baby,
just in case anyone just joined us.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Oh my god, sorry.
Speaker 13 (05:06):
Max, you really failed the man test there, ye got
file fail failed.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
We could do a whole new debate on childbirth or
adult circumcision.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Sean from Hope Valley, what punishment do you think Max
should get?
Speaker 14 (05:20):
Max? Max? Max, as a fellow man, I'm ashamed, I'm
ashamed that you didn't go. I'm ashamed that you lied
to your lovely co host Sally. Yes, so I've had
to up my punishment. First of all, it was just
going to be a year of babysitting, like every Friday night.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
That's a lot.
Speaker 14 (05:44):
So then we're going to add in dinner every Friday
night for Maddie and their partner. But then it's worse
because you lied to your boss as you're sitting back, kicking, relaxing,
and so I think we're going to have to chuck
in there as well. Every Friday night. Not only are
you going to make dinner, not only are you going
(06:04):
to do the babysitting, but you're actually also going to
take all of the nappies for the week, all of
those stinky nappies, and have to dispose of that.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I'm exactly on behalf of Maddie. I accept. I love
this for her.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
I think Max should do a pain threshold test. MythBusters
found that women who have gone through natural childbirth have
a higher pain threshold when they tested various people, and
their test was to how long you can hold your
hand in ice water, and then they test your heart
(06:50):
rates and everything so, and they found that women were
far greater than men.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Sandra, what about this idea?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Sandra, you and I can get together and we can
be the judges and he can hold hit the hand
in the ice water as he's pulling out the rose
and the Coronas for us, as we watched him finish
with Kia from Manapara West, what's your punishment for Max?
Speaker 11 (07:16):
I think Max should have to get his bulls white.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Yeah, bang bang, No, yep, definitely no.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
What happens when you yeah with you? Some people like this, Kia,
Thank you very much. You're welcome.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Nothing, Kia.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Max, I can tell you the good news for you
is that, loud and clear, there was another option that
has been overwhelmingly being phoned into.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
You can't I just choose from those ones because I'm happy.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
No, I think they're all really good. But there's been
so many people that have come up with this idea.
So I'll tell you what it is and you can
just sit there on you hairy.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
About Ali, Well, just on the.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Way you react about the waxing, I figured they must be.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Oh, you're on the airy balls one two three.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Day, Max and Allie in the morning.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Adelaide's fun Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Nixt one.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Max has been holding firm to the fact that being
kicked in the girlies would hurt so much more than childbirth.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
I'm just trying to fire the flag for all the
fellows out there, you know.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
So how high did he fly that flag?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
So much so that he was offered the chance to
go and be with Maddie when she gave birth to
her first baby, and he said, yep, yep, yep, yep.
We got him out of work, yep, yep, yep, yep,
and then didn't turn up and then lied about it afterwards.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Yeah, I only lied on the radio. It's not like
I lied in front of Oh No, thanks so much.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
So we've just been putting it out to you. What
should his punishment be? Massive Hello to Jessica just said
you need to be her cleaner for a week, Betty
said cloth nappies has to change them as required.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
And Veronica just went with castration.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Pushing it a little bit, I think.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
But the phones have been going off, so our producers
have been busily getting all of your ideas, and one
idea came through more than any other. Pay Max think
we all know that you need to get on the
simulator and grow a set and actually give it a go,
because if you reckon.
Speaker 11 (09:16):
That it's equal pain threshold, then you need.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
To walk the walk and talk for talk and all
the rest of it.
Speaker 15 (09:22):
Not only that you get off easy because you haven't
got all the pain for us, sir.
Speaker 11 (09:25):
You have the initial pain of childbirth, which is called children.
Good luck, Max, Come on, Max, put your money where
your mouth is.
Speaker 16 (09:32):
You're all talk, no action, Hey Max, I think you
should go on to the contraction machine for at least
three hours and get to a number ten, because that's
what we do to give birth to your children.
Speaker 15 (09:47):
Hey Max, twitch here, bulls where your mouth are.
Speaker 16 (09:50):
Don't be a chicken.
Speaker 15 (09:51):
You say it's not as bad as pregnancy and contraction,
So put your.
Speaker 11 (09:56):
Balls where your mouth is.
Speaker 14 (09:58):
Give a Max. It's your good friend.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Pack here.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
You might be put on a simulator.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
I think everyone needs a best friend there to hold
their hand.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
If you need someone, come here.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Good luck load buddy, you're gonna need it by all right.
So you might not be aware of this, but they
actually have tens machines that they give mums beforehand, especially
so you can sort of work through what having labor
is going to be like, so you can start building
up your tolerance as such.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Charge or something.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Yeah, kind of like that, and it sort of contracts
everything in your body, similar to what it would be
like having a baby. And that's what all those people
were referring to. And we've got heaps too on our
Facebook page. So I'm going to track down one of
these tens machines, that's what they call them, Okay, And
I think it's only fair on behalf of all of
our listeners, on behalf of our new mum, Maddie, who
(10:53):
you let down so badly that you go on one
of these machines, and at the very least you will
be able to answer once and for all what hurts.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
More right, and this she'll wrap up our little debate
you reckon, And it's.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I mean, if we're really going to be scientific, I'd
then get to kicking the balls for you.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
And in the morning, Adelaie, it's fund shown.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
In child fundraising.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Hell, oh, fantastic for like a famine.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
No, we're raising money for the little courtyard in the school.
It's desperate need for a bit of a makeover. At
the moment the kids run out and it's just screams
gravel rash. But I thought fundraising was like it was
when I was at school, Like when we used to
do the walkathon, and you'd walk up to somebody and
you go, knock, knock, knock, knock, Hello, mister such and such.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
My name is Ali.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
I go to January Heights State School and we're doing walkathon.
Can I please get you to pledge some money? And
then you just get a little piece of paper that
would have a little bit of a grid line on it,
and you write their name. You'd write how many sense
they because you could pay in cents by the way
back then per kilometer, and then you'd go back, no receipts, nothing,
and then they'd.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Give you cash, and that was it.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
If you were really fancy and you went to a
very fancy school, sometimes you'd raise money because somebody would
go on by all the jelly beans at the local store,
stick them in a jar, and you'd go, that's a
good one.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
No no, no, no, no no no, no, nocol no.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
You go around, you stick a little dollar coin in
the jockey at the front.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
So passe, because I'm here to tell you that we're
all about selling cookie dough cookie cookies. Number one it's
biscuits in Australia, but I'm trying to let go of that. Anyway.
It's cookie dough tubs a cookie dough for twenty bucks,
unmade cookies, un made cookies, tubs of cookie dough.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
I have to make the cookies.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Yes, Anyway.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
What they do is they say to the kids and
they give them a big glossy brochure and they show
them how you can log on and there's a link,
and they start getting the kids competing against each other.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Oh, I mean you and I like competition, but usually
not for charity.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
This is full on.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Not only that they offer the kids prizes and this
is an external company to the school. My nine year
old daughter comes home and says, Mom, we've got to
raise money for the school and we've got to win,
and I want this prize and I want this prize.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
And I'm going, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
And she said, well, if I sell one tube, I
get this little fidget. If I sell four tubs, I
get this little fidget all the way up seventy five tubs,
and I can get some headphones on my.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
God, Yeah, there's some incentive. You would have looked at that,
and there's a leader board, and here's.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Where my competitiors.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
I know you, hell, I know you hell.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
So I've got on there and I thought, oh, look great,
no worries me, We'll just do this. And then I've
got on there and I've gone, oh yeah, I put
it up on my Facebook page, and that's great, and
some beautiful, wonderful, generous friends and Facebook friends have got
on and bought. And then I've gone to the and
there is a leaderboard where you can see people's names
and where we are. Let me tell you, Chloe l
(13:59):
you might come across all cute, but we're coming after you.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Really.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Choe was leading the way.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
She's sold fifty four tubes at this time.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Oh god, how many friends.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
We're at twenty eight and we're in third. I thought
that was a really, really good Markay.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
There is a full I've just opened up the website.
There's a full leader board. It is.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
You can see your kid's name, and so it starts
becoming like the Hunger games around the Schoollyard, so much
so that.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Do you want to know how I spent a good
portion of my.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Long weekend selling cookie dough? I guess knocking at door
to door door knocking to sell cookie dough, to try to.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Sell these tubs of cookie dough.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
And then I have to stand there because there's no
little sheet to fill out like we all had in
the old days when it's easy, and show an octagenarian
and me of all people, how to use a link
and then put their credit card details.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
They think I'm scamming them.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Not only have you got a phone there which you're
trying to sell them, you don't have the cookie dough yet.
And they'd be like, so cookies, no, no, it's just
do and this is meant to raise money.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
What is about to happen is I'm going to send
a group all email, the first I've ever since since
working here. You get everyone here, Yeah, can you please
buy cookie dough? We also do docky dough cookie dough.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
As well cookies. I'll buy some. Can you send some
out on behalf of I've just scrolled to the bottom
of the leaderboard. Patrick Zero, Patrick liteft you.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Game, Patrick Max and Alie.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
In the morning, Adelaide's Fun Breakfast sho.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Got a letter from Meg about her mum Rosemary. Meg says,
my mum is my world and I've wanted to take
her on a weekend on the Murray Princess.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Okay, stop stop, she's already crying hello you, so you
better say hello, Hello.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Takeuch Okay for man to go on. Mum's the world.
I wanted to take her on a weekend on the
Murray Princess. I've had it booked twice over. The trip
has been canceled each time. The last time I had
to take a refund I had back sir, and well
we were left in a bit of financial trouble after that.
(16:04):
Mum had a nasty fall last Friday. I'm sure this
would be an amazing opportunity if we could make anything happen.
I'd love to get sister Helen along as well. The
three of us always have a memorable time when we
get together.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Isn't it nice that your daughter would like to do
something like you for you, Rosemary?
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Yes, yeah, I'm sorry, I can't help her, Darling Mary
to give her a breath.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Just to talk a little bit more about Rosemary and
how special she is, how special she's been to all
of your beautiful sibling She.
Speaker 15 (16:44):
Is just our malleyball our mentor. Yeah, so I had
for a birthday. It was meant to be the Mother
Murray Princess, and I think the first time it actually
canceled because of the floods, and then because I needed
for work purposes a long weekend, we went for the
Estralay Day long weekend Mum's birthdays in January. And then
this year they canceled it because of maintenance.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Oh gosh, so lucky.
Speaker 15 (17:10):
Yeah, and then yeah, unfortunately five months ago I had
back surgery and I have private health, so that left
me a little bit more. So I thought, Hey, this time,
I'll do a refund and then I'll try to reschedule
it for Mum. And she's sort of been in I
still would like to do the Murray Prince.
Speaker 13 (17:27):
I loved it as much as I loved the ocean,
because we've been fishing and can pick my whole life
and I can't do much of that now.
Speaker 15 (17:38):
And yeah, I used I used to own a house boats,
so every time Mum would visit and the Princess would
go past, she'd rattle down.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
The back of the boat just to watch it go past.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
And got these beautiful memories all around the river, haven't you. Yeah,
they call you the malleyball. But for everybody playing along
at home, Rosemary would be about knee height and.
Speaker 13 (18:00):
Only about I used to beat five two and a
half about four foot.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Lucky.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
You should be able to get on there with.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
If you could sum up one thing about your mum
and how special she is, what would you say about her?
Speaker 15 (18:23):
She's just our strength. She raised pretty much four kids
by herself. She she's just an inspiration. She is riddled
with this rheumatoid and osteoarthritis, and she just gets up
every day and makes us want to do better.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
She's just inspirational. How about you, guys, stick around will
get for you.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Good mom because she's got in a in a long
sleeves there, she's got the tissues.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Max and Ali in the morning.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Adelaide's fun breakfast to mix.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Now we have Meg who nominated her mum Rosemary, and
all Rosemary wanted to do was go on the Murray Princess.
But twice it's been canceled for all sorts of reasons.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Yeah, so I mean we'd like to help out any
way we can. Why do you think that you're here, Rosemary?
I don't go on.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
As soon as the team at Faster Past I heard
about these, they were straight on the phone to the
Murray Princess and they have got you a three night
Murray Princess Discovery Tour?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Can you make it a week?
Speaker 4 (19:39):
So not only that, this is amazing. So they've got
you the cruise.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Plus they're actually going to give you a massive lunch
for you and Helen and Meg and everything at Faster
Us so you can sit down and plan everything.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
So that's the most important thing.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
Is that's all we can do. I can hand over
a whole bunch of Faster Fast.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
And so how would to finally get on that river
in that boat of your dreams?
Speaker 13 (20:02):
It's a dream come true?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Oh honey, No, Yeah.
Speaker 13 (20:07):
Like I said, I love the river as much as
the ocean.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
And yeah, we're gonna have to work out the captain
the Murray princesses.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
I don't know. I think there's gonna be a lot
of water inside the boat.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
So then what if we told you that as soon
as the fastest passed the team and we picked up
the phone to the Murray Princess, they've gone.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
You know what, she can't go by herself, so she's
better go with Meg. That's beautiful, and then they can't go.
Speaker 13 (20:33):
I'm lost without her.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
They also said they can't go by themselves, they'd better
go with Helen.
Speaker 13 (20:41):
Helen has just spent three days with me and she
renovated my whole back veranda and back did she showered
me because that too job. She looks after disability people well,
and she's not working at the moment either, so it will.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Be so she's free.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
You can pay it back, Murray Princess. Three of you together,
sit it on cocktails on the river. We have the best.
Speaker 13 (21:12):
We cannot stop laughing when the three of us together,
we have so much fun.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Well you are about to have a whole ball of it.
So here it is the three of you.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Get yourself together and you can get along for that
three day Murray Princess cruise.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
It's amazing.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
I'll make some more memories. Okay.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
What we want to do though, is see a before
photo back back in the day, Rosemie, when you're on
the river, and I want to see.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
Behind them.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
This is going to be good, do you know what,
Because I want to come, I want to be I
just want to watch. We won't sit at the same title.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Probably crying a bit as well.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Hey girls, you know what this is girls.
Speaker 13 (22:13):
Trip.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Max and in the morning's fun n three.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
I am.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
I'm broken out into a sweat.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
You're buzzing, I know, because I am meeting somebody that
I have obsessed over ever since starting The Real Housewives
of Sydney.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Victoria Montano, good morning, Hi Ali, him.
Speaker 17 (22:36):
Max, Thanks for having me.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Hello Victoria.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Okay, how much is that real life?
Speaker 17 (22:41):
I think what's real is the reactions. So obviously you
wouldn't often find me sitting in a cafe wherever they
put me. That's sort of not real. But at the
end of the day, the conversation that's happening in that
cafe is real. So it'd be like me saying to you,
let's go down and have we're somewhere you'd never go.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
May Port Adelaide. Let's pop into Port Adelaide.
Speaker 17 (23:03):
Yeah, okay, maybe that's not real, but what is real
is what we discuss on around Adelaide, So that's kind
of the truth of it.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Can I ask you something that I've always died to know?
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Do you.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
I've done sold like City, Beverly Hills, Melbourne or imitation
of Sitneyite?
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Do you get a wardrobe allowance?
Speaker 5 (23:23):
We do not.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
So every single beautiful outfit you guys buy pay for
and everything else.
Speaker 17 (23:28):
I think really the key to that is you've got
to be a housewife for life. So even if you're
not on the show, you have got to be collecting
beautiful pieces for your wardrobe regardless, you know. And I
made a little packed with myself that I wouldn't buy
anything for the show, you know, any outfits for the show,
And it really comes into play like that really boring
(23:49):
stereotype of being a housewife, like have the classic pieces
in your wardrobe and pull them out when you need to,
you know, fight with a vet.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Yeah, I am so happy you said that, because these
are my staples.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Victoria, how do you think, because I'm pretty keen to
get the Real Housewives of Valdelaide going. Yeah, you gray
tracks of pants, the cotton on puffa jet, this is
the came up.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Ali has three different color vests of a very similar
cut and she's worn them on every different day this week.
Speaker 17 (24:15):
What do you think, Listen, I think the new thing
in the world now is diversity out.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
And I'm going to find out if you would be
able to fit into the Real Housewives of Alaid mind cast.
All right, so number one, have you, Victoria Montana, ever
eaten frozen cookie dough.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
No, okay, have you ever washed.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Things that are actually clean? But you just couldn't be
bother putting them away? So he just put them through
the washer again.
Speaker 17 (24:46):
Not the washing machine, because I have a housekeeper, but
I have occasionally like fake stacked the dishwasher, like when
it's half it's clean, but it's only hat.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Send them around. Heys just can't be too clean?
Speaker 14 (25:05):
All right?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Have you ever fed your beautiful children twisties or cereal
for dinner?
Speaker 4 (25:10):
No, you've got a chef, but I do have someone
to help. Well, I'm sorry, Victoria, but you might just
be finally escaping for a guest spot.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
A friend a friend.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Thank you so much, now very quickly, Real housewives are Sydney.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Are we all back when we Maybe?
Speaker 17 (25:30):
I can't give you any details, but I'll just say
one thing. Get excited.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
I'm going to make you watch this with me.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
Max.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
It's gonna be great Victoria for her, she has some
good fights.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
I watched the Victoria episodes.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Okay, fighting event yeah yeah, wait, I'll to okay, Okay, Nax.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
And Allie in the morning, Adelaide's fun breakfast Ship.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
When you have shidow Park, come on finish the line
for me. That's not a housewife. This is the Adelaide housewife.
Speaker 10 (26:00):
Well I shop, it came out and all the good
fancy stuff comes from Target.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Yeah, that's a house we call it Dahl.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Naomi from Wakery, that's not a housewife. What's a housewife?
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Come on?
Speaker 9 (26:18):
Driving my teenage son to the orthodontis in my Camart leggings,
with my Tupperware coffee cup in my two thousand and
nine cluga, all the rushback to get to.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
Work, Naomi.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Seriously, just insert taking yourself to the dietist into that,
and you've told me my day.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
With a dent in it and me, Sandra and Hallett,
come on, give us your ultimate housewife description when you make.
Speaker 7 (26:46):
A family meal out of two minute noodles and tuna
because you haven't had time to go to the shops
and you just got home from netfull practice or mum
taxi and you haven't got time to cook something.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Oh yeah, and the frozen peas that at least gives
them some greens. Natalie from Northfield, All right.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
That's not a housewife. You're the ultimate Adelaide housewife.
Speaker 7 (27:09):
Why Well, firstly, I'm the cook and the Danny cleaner.
Speaker 14 (27:12):
But what is a push present?
Speaker 7 (27:14):
I had no idea what a push presence was.
Speaker 8 (27:16):
That I pushed.
Speaker 9 (27:18):
I was like, oh my god, what is this?
Speaker 5 (27:20):
Google? Google? I got Chip, I know me and you both.
What's a push present?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
No, it's what fancy people give the mother when she
pushes out the baby, baby Natalie.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Let's go to Quentin in Modbury. Are you are you
a house husband? Quenton love it.
Speaker 8 (27:36):
Yes, I'm a house husband. I don't prescribe to the
former person on the radio who is a supposed from Sydney.
Speaker 9 (27:45):
Yes.
Speaker 8 (27:45):
I do the cooking, cleaning the laundry, go all a
grocery shopping, and I even clean the toilet, which is
my least favorite job to do.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
This good fight.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Come on, Beck, bring us home. That's not a housewife.
This is an Adelaide housewife.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
I walk around with my Louis Baton in my tailor
made suit, picking up dog poo and feeding the chickens.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
It's got a little bit of Sydney housewife tour.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
You've got Louis.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Is it real Louis Vaitton or is it Baralley Louis Vauton.
Speaker 11 (28:18):
No, it's real.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
You're still pick it up.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I love this and now I just want to dive
in just a little bit more. You're wearing Louis Bouton
what sort of CARDI?
Speaker 9 (28:35):
You drive some PASTHI, but jeez, you look.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Good doing it.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Bit maxon Allie in the morning.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Nix. I've gone and got myself a new pastime. A
pastime a hobby.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
You've made it boring? Sound boring already?
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Have It's not?
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Is it? Is it like when you push the hoop
along the street with a stick. That's what I think
when you think of pastime, something that someone did in
the twenties and they like push the Wow, we.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Okay, what what would you?
Speaker 17 (29:14):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Thanks you? So I've kind of I used to like.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Doing things like I did a w A course with
a girlfriend about mosaicing and I made a turnle mosaicic.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Never touched it again.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I did a w A course on tie cooking, made
one awesome crab meal, never went again. But I do
like trying to do something creative, and I quite like
arts and crafts.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
So okay, I have started.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
She's got a prop, She's reaching underneath the desk. It's
a canvas. It looks it looks complete.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
It's not finished. It's not finished.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
I've got a way to go. Look, I've got it's
basically it is a beach scene. And I'm very good
at the sand because there's a lot of just painting there.
But I'm a little bit nervous about the umbrellas and
the beach towels. Yes, I got it from Kmart. If
anyone's playing along at home and you've got the same one,
there's a.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Couple of surfboards out there. But that takes fine, fine
paintment skills.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
Yeah. So you buy a canvas and I can see
the bits that you haven't completed. They've got sort of
big sections with a number in them, and it's literally
just a color in.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
And then and then you go to the paint pot
that has the number on it, and then you paint away.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Okay, And is there anything about it that sort of
teaches your proper brushstrokes or.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Like I think you know, the learning is in the process.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Are you've finished with the sand? Is my question.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Known hindsight now that it's dry. This is my problem
with paint by numbers. If anyone else is doing this,
it always looks so much better when it's wet and
then dry as it dries.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Disappointing.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Wait, I'm sorry, Button Bush of Vergio. Here, Max is
missing something crucial. You see there's surfboards. It looks like
they could be bird droppings.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
No, because I need to get my fine paint brush
out to go around them. So I've just done the
rough like the bigger paint brush, because I've got three
different paint brushes that came with it. Anyway, I have decided,
out of the goodness of my heart to name this
euro Summer, and whoever wins the trip no, can also
take this to remind them of this amazing trip we're
giving away to Europe for summer.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
We want people to call in so they can see
and cheering and cold plate and when they see what
they're getting with your paint by numbers, they will not
call in.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Are you telling me that Mona Lisa is attractive? No,
I think I'm in with a shot.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
You are comparing yourself to Leonardo da Vinci with your
Kmart paint by numbers.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
All I'm saying is I have a hobby and I
think it's going to stick.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
This one.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
Oh my god, I hope it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Oh, don't look.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
No, I'm happy for you know. It keeps you off
the streets.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
And I know that you're saying this. My husband's been
a little bit derisive as well, has he.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Why in the morning Adelaide's Mix one point three.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
So I thought that we would start the Dull Women's Club,
right and just for those of you who wanted to
see the art, by the way, it is now on
our Instagram.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
So we go there and have a look about.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
The Australian Art Gallery. Play.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Yeah, it's in line.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
It's now on the Leonardo da Vinci Instagram.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Hey Kirsty from Oakton? Are you a member of the
Dull Women's Club with me? Part of your Dull Woman's Club?
Speaker 5 (32:40):
All right, what do you? What do you do? Well?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
My darling partner has a hobby of lego, so he
told me I need to find a hobby.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
So I thought, okay, cross stitching.
Speaker 17 (32:50):
So I went and got the biggest crosstitch you've ever
found in life, called the Titanic.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
So and let's just say that I started it over ten.
Speaker 7 (33:01):
Years ago and I've still got about a quarter of.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
It left to go.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Oh, cursy, is it the Titanic in happier days or
as it's going down.
Speaker 10 (33:10):
Well, I'll be honest with you, at the moment it's
sinking because I don't.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Even know where it is in the house. Ten years
Kirsty is a life size.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
I have got half like knitted scarves still on the needles.
Like I'm hearing you, Kirsty, it's okay, last year from
Salisbury North Okay, Are you coming to join my Dull
Women's Club?
Speaker 10 (33:32):
Yeah, but it seems that I was done when I
was nineteen because I was doing paint by number ten.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Oh my god. It's harder than it looks, isn't it blasted?
Speaker 3 (33:42):
It is?
Speaker 10 (33:42):
Yeah, You've got to make sure you color over the
lines otherwise you can see them through the paint.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Yah's numbers.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
You were doing it when you were nineteen. You have
you found other ways to remain in Allie's Dull Women's Club.
You've got other hobbies that you've picked up since then.
Speaker 10 (33:58):
Yeah. Look, I try and due page, but you know
me too.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Are you any good at it?
Speaker 17 (34:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (34:04):
I think to grow everything in abundance and then nobody
wants it.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Oh well, I'll take that and I'll pass it off
as my own.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
If that's.
Speaker 9 (34:12):
Go for it.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
Let's go to Flagstar Phiel Courtney, would you like to
join Ali in the Dull Women's Club?
Speaker 10 (34:19):
Yeah, I'd love to.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
What are you doing?
Speaker 10 (34:23):
I love nothing better than spending the night knitting.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Oh good on you.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
So I love knitting too. My Nana taught me. Except
I don't know how to end anything, like I can't
cast it off.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
So I've got all these these ridiculous scarves.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
Oh no, if.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Anything something is the best part, that's something else?
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Courtney, Have you got any ability?
Speaker 10 (34:46):
Like?
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Are you good at it? Because Ali's in the Dull
Women's Club and I'm going to suggest that some of
her talents are maybe still developing.
Speaker 12 (34:54):
Yeah, I've been kitting since I was a kid, so
you can and everything.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Well, you're definitely remember you might be our captain at
the stage. Thanks Gord, Max and Ali in the morning.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Liza from ap A four Park, do you want to
come and join this Dull Women's Club.
Speaker 11 (35:17):
I didn't know there was a Dull Women's Club, and yes,
I really would like to join.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
Excellent. What are you doing?
Speaker 11 (35:24):
I just complete general I'm a dull person as it
is I really am. I'm more than happy to stay
at home with a good book, watching a TV show,
or playing games in the background so I could be quiet.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
That's good.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
Oh, that's fine. That sounds like you're fitting perfectly.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Just summarized most of my nights at home, Melissa, great guns,
you're in.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
Okay, you'll Tracy from Prospects written in and she said, well,
what qualifies me as the ember? Well, post photos of
my cat, post photos of my dinner. I thoroughly enjoyed.
Canceled dinner plans. Never have to wear a brah, Tracy.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
You are straight to president telling you Carol from PARILOUI
do you want to come and join us?
Speaker 10 (36:03):
Would love to.
Speaker 12 (36:04):
It would be an honor, Okay, And I think nothing
better than sitting down watching the TV every night. I
have to be trying to want the wife with no
drama and crochery and I love my crochering croser blanket.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
That's all I do.
Speaker 18 (36:17):
And I give them away to the cancer council.
Speaker 12 (36:18):
Oh yeah, and I just love sitting there and just
putting away or how he goes.
Speaker 9 (36:24):
What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Oh, you're definitely in. My Nana taught me to crochet
around a washer, a face washer.
Speaker 18 (36:34):
If you ever done that, Yeah, I have, and you
know you can actually do it now around the non
stick stuffy bi from Oh yeah, yeah, you go around
the edge fantastic.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
Yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
And do you know the other thing that Nana taught
me was you know how you had the hand towels
and you'd crochet the little top that used to hold
on to the when you had the old fridges that
had the handles, and you'd hook it onto that with
a button.
Speaker 12 (36:58):
Oh so I've got I've got mine on the oven?
Speaker 5 (37:04):
Are between you guys?
Speaker 10 (37:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (37:06):
What about do you know how to crochet like a
teapot cozy or something?
Speaker 5 (37:09):
Or do you hit that?
Speaker 11 (37:11):
But you can croche them?
Speaker 5 (37:13):
Carol, Carol? And sorry, sorry, don't you hang up on? Sorry?
Dropped out? I think was dropped out. In fact, I
think I think Ali's dropping out. I think I think
Ali's dropped out as well. Ah, that's a shame.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
In the morning, Adela.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
Mix one point three, I'm about to lift the lead
between the difference between the sexes.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
My husband and I have just had something incredibly unusual happen.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Each of us have had a night at home alone
without the kids.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
Or our respective partners.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
What a dream to get that during school holidays.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Oh my gideud.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
It was a cacophony of collision between the diaries and
slips and everything else, and all of a sudden I
found myself without a husband and without three kids.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
The nexus of the universe.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
It was the greatest moment of my life.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
And I want to tell you how I have worked
out the differences between a woman's brain and a man's brain.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
The amount of tissues used.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
I'll leave that there. So here's the difference.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
I've got two days and one night in the house
without kids and a husband.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
I'll see what happens.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
The washing is done and folded, the pantry was sorted
and the moth traps put out. The tupperware draw was done,
the uniforms around and ready for them to go back
to school. Their lunchboxes and steam clean like the proper
clean and done.
Speaker 5 (38:43):
Clean lunch box.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
No I do, I must have been.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
I feel like I don't do a proper job during
the term, so I just want to give it a
really good one. I've started making the little rice balls
for their little snacks. The plants have been watered inside,
the linen had been ed, and I walked our baby
chickens like two or three times every day because they're
only little and you can't leave them outside the chickens.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Right, yeah, so that's what I had done.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
Did you do anything for yourself, Matt?
Speaker 4 (39:11):
Have had a few long lunches with the girls.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
But that's all right, all right, I'm not even pretending
to be a martyr. Beyond all martyrs, You've done plenty.
So Matt had two days and one night without myself
and the kids, and I got home and I worked
out exactly what he did during that time.
Speaker 5 (39:29):
He ate a lot of jelly great.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Even he did not even clean it up for himself,
and that was it.
Speaker 5 (39:41):
That was his meals.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
The house.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
I'm sure he might have had tuna in this way,
but that was kind of it. The house still looked
like a bit of a mess. There had been no folding.
The blankets had sort of you know that, just get
shucked on the couch because we were too cheap to
put the heater on.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
They were all a kimbo like. The bed hadn't even
been made.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
In fact, the towel I don't think had been hung up,
and all there was were jelly cups.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
In the scene.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
Are you trying to sell to me that your days
were used more productively that the man that just ate
Jelly at home on the couch because I know which
one I'm choosing, steam cleaning, lunchbox lady, And this is
the problem.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
But the problem is is that I look at him
and say, darling, do you think you could have done
X y Z. You know, maybe the lawns could have
you know, the shed gun and needs to clean out.
And he just said, but you weren't here to nag me. Yes, yes,
And that's at that moment I was ready to jelly
wrestle
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Him to death about him, and it says a lot
about you.
Wait, God isn't wait.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Wait, get up and go Adelaide's Fun breakfast show. Max
Andally in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
When we set out to sort this argument out once
and for all, which hurts more childbirth or being kicked
in the goolies.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
I don't think any.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Of us would have foreseen that we would have a
mixed one or two point three baby in the process.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Yeah, the things that we do for radio just in
the it's for science.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Really, what happened was gorgeous Maddie from Mitchell Park ranging
it and said, Max, you clearly have no idea childbirth
is definitely going to hurt the most.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
And she was about to know that because she's about
to give birth to her first baby, and invited you
two delivery room, the delivery room.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Do you want to me in the delivery room for
her first child? Was that lovely partner?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
The waters have broken while she was speaking to us,
and so I rang Kate Freeburn from ten years and
got your off work and everything else.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
And the good news is Maddie had the baby.
Speaker 6 (01:01):
Good morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 7 (01:04):
So he had a little boy.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
His name's Lewis. That's enough, mad you?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
How did Max go Maddie.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
I wouldn't know why you have your eyes closed. Maddie.
Speaker 8 (01:15):
He left me high and dry when I needed your.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
What do you mean where were you?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Did he not turn up?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
No, Maddie, must have had too many drugs. I was
definitely there the whole time.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Max Burford, did you honestly not go?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Maddie? Your partner had one hand and I had your
other hand. Don't you remember, Maddie?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Show burgo the button?
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I hope you're doing this right now, feverishly clicking up
what Max?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Hang on?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
This is what Max said early this morning when because I.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Saw the beautiful photo of little Lewis get sent through
to our group. I was so excited for you, and
so I spoke to him earlier this morning about it.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
This is what he said.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
It's clearly painful, absolutely, and she yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
So I organized getting Maddie on and we can talk
about the baby and about how you went, most importantly,
and get the final definitive decision on whether or not
childbirth hurts more.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Don't wake her up. She's got plenty one.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
She's just had a human come out of her.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
She was super She's a superwoman.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Oh, Maddie, lies, lies, I tell you all of them lies.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Oh my god, Max, I even got you out of work.
What did you do?
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Just had an afternoon?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I've been told I need to explain this a little
bit because you might have had a bit of the
happy gas by this stage.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Have a listen. I'm on the radio at the moment.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
We're giving births.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
And I thank the failers are for me.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Should we test it out.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Side comparison?
Speaker 9 (03:14):
What about.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Maddie who was sucking on that gas made?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Are you thinking about me?
Speaker 10 (03:33):
Well, look, I'm not saying being kicked in the balls
probably would wouldn't.
Speaker 11 (03:37):
Hurt, But it is no comparison, and that wasn't even
the worst part.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
You aren't darling man.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
You're happy that I wasn't there seeing you at your lost.
Speaker 11 (03:48):
Mad It would have been a great first impression.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
So what you're saying is that Bubb's name is Lewis,
but the middle name is not Max.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
No, he does.
Speaker 11 (04:00):
He doesn't get that title.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I think we need to punish him, because you need
to punish any small boys for lying. Like, what's the
punishment we can do for Max? You can come be
my babysitter, Max and Ally in the morning, Adelaide's Fun
Breakfast Eye. We've just found a heart that he has
been lying this entire time. We thought that he actually
(04:23):
took beautiful Maddie from Mitchell Park's offer up of going
along to the birthing suite to find out once and
for all if childbirth hurts more than being kicked in
the goolies, because that's what he's been arguing all this
time as we try to sort out this debate. Now
he didn't do what he was supposed to do, so
I said, like every little boy that's told a lie,
he needs to be punished.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Millie from Woodville, South, what have you got fro him?
Speaker 12 (04:48):
I think that if Lewis is circumcised, he needs to
be there front and center, and I think even scrubbed
up and assisting the doctor.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Right now we should point out the Lewis is the baby,
just in case anyone just joined us.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Oh my god, sorry.
Speaker 13 (05:06):
Max, you really failed the man test there, ye got
file fail failed.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
We could do a whole new debate on childbirth or
adult circumcision.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Sean from Hope Valley, what punishment do you think Max
should get?
Speaker 14 (05:20):
Max? Max? Max, as a fellow man, I'm ashamed, I'm
ashamed that you didn't go. I'm ashamed that you lied
to your lovely co host Sally. Yes, so I've had
to up my punishment. First of all, it was just
going to be a year of babysitting, like every Friday night.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
That's a lot.
Speaker 14 (05:44):
So then we're going to add in dinner every Friday
night for Maddie and their partner. But then it's worse
because you lied to your boss as you're sitting back, kicking, relaxing,
and so I think we're going to have to chuck
in there as well. Every Friday night. Not only are
you going to make dinner, not only are you going
(06:04):
to do the babysitting, but you're actually also going to
take all of the nappies for the week, all of
those stinky nappies, and have to dispose of that.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I'm exactly on behalf of Maddie. I accept. I love
this for her.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
I think Max should do a pain threshold test. MythBusters
found that women who have gone through natural childbirth have
a higher pain threshold when they tested various people, and
their test was to how long you can hold your
hand in ice water, and then they test your heart
(06:50):
rates and everything so, and they found that women were
far greater than men.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Sandra, what about this idea?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Sandra, you and I can get together and we can
be the judges and he can hold hit the hand
in the ice water as he's pulling out the rose
and the Coronas for us, as we watched him finish
with Kia from Manapara West, what's your punishment for Max?
Speaker 11 (07:16):
I think Max should have to get his bulls white.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Yeah, bang bang, No, yep, definitely no.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
What happens when you yeah with you? Some people like this, Kia,
Thank you very much. You're welcome.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Nothing, Kia.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Max, I can tell you the good news for you
is that, loud and clear, there was another option that
has been overwhelmingly being phoned into.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
You can't I just choose from those ones because I'm happy.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
No, I think they're all really good. But there's been
so many people that have come up with this idea.
So I'll tell you what it is and you can
just sit there on you hairy.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
About Ali, Well, just on the.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Way you react about the waxing, I figured they must be.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Oh, you're on the airy balls one two three.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Day, Max and Allie in the morning.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Adelaide's fun Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Nixt one.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Max has been holding firm to the fact that being
kicked in the girlies would hurt so much more than childbirth.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
I'm just trying to fire the flag for all the
fellows out there, you know.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
So how high did he fly that flag?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
So much so that he was offered the chance to
go and be with Maddie when she gave birth to
her first baby, and he said, yep, yep, yep, yep.
We got him out of work, yep, yep, yep, yep,
and then didn't turn up and then lied about it afterwards.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Yeah, I only lied on the radio. It's not like
I lied in front of Oh No, thanks so much.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
So we've just been putting it out to you. What
should his punishment be? Massive Hello to Jessica just said
you need to be her cleaner for a week, Betty
said cloth nappies has to change them as required.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
And Veronica just went with castration.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Pushing it a little bit, I think.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
But the phones have been going off, so our producers
have been busily getting all of your ideas, and one
idea came through more than any other. Pay Max think
we all know that you need to get on the
simulator and grow a set and actually give it a go,
because if you reckon.
Speaker 11 (09:16):
That it's equal pain threshold, then you need.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
To walk the walk and talk for talk and all
the rest of it.
Speaker 15 (09:22):
Not only that you get off easy because you haven't
got all the pain for us, sir.
Speaker 11 (09:25):
You have the initial pain of childbirth, which is called children.
Good luck, Max, Come on, Max, put your money where
your mouth is.
Speaker 16 (09:32):
You're all talk, no action, Hey Max, I think you
should go on to the contraction machine for at least
three hours and get to a number ten, because that's
what we do to give birth to your children.
Speaker 15 (09:47):
Hey Max, twitch here, bulls where your mouth are.
Speaker 16 (09:50):
Don't be a chicken.
Speaker 15 (09:51):
You say it's not as bad as pregnancy and contraction,
So put your.
Speaker 11 (09:56):
Balls where your mouth is.
Speaker 14 (09:58):
Give a Max. It's your good friend.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Pack here.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
You might be put on a simulator.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
I think everyone needs a best friend there to hold
their hand.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
If you need someone, come here.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Good luck load buddy, you're gonna need it by all right.
So you might not be aware of this, but they
actually have tens machines that they give mums beforehand, especially
so you can sort of work through what having labor
is going to be like, so you can start building
up your tolerance as such.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Charge or something.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Yeah, kind of like that, and it sort of contracts
everything in your body, similar to what it would be
like having a baby. And that's what all those people
were referring to. And we've got heaps too on our
Facebook page. So I'm going to track down one of
these tens machines, that's what they call them, Okay, And
I think it's only fair on behalf of all of
our listeners, on behalf of our new mum, Maddie, who
(10:53):
you let down so badly that you go on one
of these machines, and at the very least you will
be able to answer once and for all what hurts.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
More right, and this she'll wrap up our little debate
you reckon, And it's.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I mean, if we're really going to be scientific, I'd
then get to kicking the balls for you.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
And in the morning, Adelaie, it's fund shown.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
In child fundraising.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Hell, oh, fantastic for like a famine.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
No, we're raising money for the little courtyard in the school.
It's desperate need for a bit of a makeover. At
the moment the kids run out and it's just screams
gravel rash. But I thought fundraising was like it was
when I was at school, Like when we used to
do the walkathon, and you'd walk up to somebody and
you go, knock, knock, knock, knock, Hello, mister such and such.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
My name is Ali.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
I go to January Heights State School and we're doing walkathon.
Can I please get you to pledge some money? And
then you just get a little piece of paper that
would have a little bit of a grid line on it,
and you write their name. You'd write how many sense
they because you could pay in cents by the way
back then per kilometer, and then you'd go back, no receipts, nothing,
and then they'd.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Give you cash, and that was it.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
If you were really fancy and you went to a
very fancy school, sometimes you'd raise money because somebody would
go on by all the jelly beans at the local store,
stick them in a jar, and you'd go, that's a
good one.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
No no, no, no, no no no, no, nocol no.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
You go around, you stick a little dollar coin in
the jockey at the front.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
So passe, because I'm here to tell you that we're
all about selling cookie dough cookie cookies. Number one it's
biscuits in Australia, but I'm trying to let go of that. Anyway.
It's cookie dough tubs a cookie dough for twenty bucks,
unmade cookies, un made cookies, tubs of cookie dough.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
I have to make the cookies.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Yes, Anyway.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
What they do is they say to the kids and
they give them a big glossy brochure and they show
them how you can log on and there's a link,
and they start getting the kids competing against each other.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Oh, I mean you and I like competition, but usually
not for charity.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
This is full on.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Not only that they offer the kids prizes and this
is an external company to the school. My nine year
old daughter comes home and says, Mom, we've got to
raise money for the school and we've got to win,
and I want this prize and I want this prize.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
And I'm going, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
And she said, well, if I sell one tube, I
get this little fidget. If I sell four tubs, I
get this little fidget all the way up seventy five tubs,
and I can get some headphones on my.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
God, Yeah, there's some incentive. You would have looked at that,
and there's a leader board, and here's.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Where my competitiors.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
I know you, hell, I know you hell.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
So I've got on there and I thought, oh, look great,
no worries me, We'll just do this. And then I've
got on there and I've gone, oh yeah, I put
it up on my Facebook page, and that's great, and
some beautiful, wonderful, generous friends and Facebook friends have got
on and bought. And then I've gone to the and
there is a leaderboard where you can see people's names
and where we are. Let me tell you, Chloe l
(13:59):
you might come across all cute, but we're coming after you.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Really.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Choe was leading the way.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
She's sold fifty four tubes at this time.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Oh god, how many friends.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
We're at twenty eight and we're in third. I thought
that was a really, really good Markay.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
There is a full I've just opened up the website.
There's a full leader board. It is.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
You can see your kid's name, and so it starts
becoming like the Hunger games around the Schoollyard, so much
so that.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Do you want to know how I spent a good
portion of my.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Long weekend selling cookie dough? I guess knocking at door
to door door knocking to sell cookie dough, to try to.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Sell these tubs of cookie dough.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
And then I have to stand there because there's no
little sheet to fill out like we all had in
the old days when it's easy, and show an octagenarian
and me of all people, how to use a link
and then put their credit card details.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
They think I'm scamming them.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Not only have you got a phone there which you're
trying to sell them, you don't have the cookie dough yet.
And they'd be like, so cookies, no, no, it's just
do and this is meant to raise money.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
What is about to happen is I'm going to send
a group all email, the first I've ever since since
working here. You get everyone here, Yeah, can you please
buy cookie dough? We also do docky dough cookie dough.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
As well cookies. I'll buy some. Can you send some
out on behalf of I've just scrolled to the bottom
of the leaderboard. Patrick Zero, Patrick liteft you.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Game, Patrick Max and Alie.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
In the morning, Adelaide's Fun Breakfast sho.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Got a letter from Meg about her mum Rosemary. Meg says,
my mum is my world and I've wanted to take
her on a weekend on the Murray Princess.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Okay, stop stop, she's already crying hello you, so you
better say hello, Hello.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Takeuch Okay for man to go on. Mum's the world.
I wanted to take her on a weekend on the
Murray Princess. I've had it booked twice over. The trip
has been canceled each time. The last time I had
to take a refund I had back sir, and well
we were left in a bit of financial trouble after that.
(16:04):
Mum had a nasty fall last Friday. I'm sure this
would be an amazing opportunity if we could make anything happen.
I'd love to get sister Helen along as well. The
three of us always have a memorable time when we
get together.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Isn't it nice that your daughter would like to do
something like you for you, Rosemary?
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Yes, yeah, I'm sorry, I can't help her, Darling Mary
to give her a breath.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Just to talk a little bit more about Rosemary and
how special she is, how special she's been to all
of your beautiful sibling She.
Speaker 15 (16:44):
Is just our malleyball our mentor. Yeah, so I had
for a birthday. It was meant to be the Mother
Murray Princess, and I think the first time it actually
canceled because of the floods, and then because I needed
for work purposes a long weekend, we went for the
Estralay Day long weekend Mum's birthdays in January. And then
this year they canceled it because of maintenance.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Oh gosh, so lucky.
Speaker 15 (17:10):
Yeah, and then yeah, unfortunately five months ago I had
back surgery and I have private health, so that left
me a little bit more. So I thought, Hey, this time,
I'll do a refund and then I'll try to reschedule
it for Mum. And she's sort of been in I
still would like to do the Murray Prince.
Speaker 13 (17:27):
I loved it as much as I loved the ocean,
because we've been fishing and can pick my whole life
and I can't do much of that now.
Speaker 15 (17:38):
And yeah, I used I used to own a house boats,
so every time Mum would visit and the Princess would
go past, she'd rattle down.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
The back of the boat just to watch it go past.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
And got these beautiful memories all around the river, haven't you. Yeah,
they call you the malleyball. But for everybody playing along
at home, Rosemary would be about knee height and.
Speaker 13 (18:00):
Only about I used to beat five two and a
half about four foot.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Lucky.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
You should be able to get on there with.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
If you could sum up one thing about your mum
and how special she is, what would you say about her?
Speaker 15 (18:23):
She's just our strength. She raised pretty much four kids
by herself. She she's just an inspiration. She is riddled
with this rheumatoid and osteoarthritis, and she just gets up
every day and makes us want to do better.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
She's just inspirational. How about you, guys, stick around will
get for you.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Good mom because she's got in a in a long
sleeves there, she's got the tissues.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Max and Ali in the morning.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Adelaide's fun breakfast to mix.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Now we have Meg who nominated her mum Rosemary, and
all Rosemary wanted to do was go on the Murray Princess.
But twice it's been canceled for all sorts of reasons.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Yeah, so I mean we'd like to help out any
way we can. Why do you think that you're here, Rosemary?
I don't go on.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
As soon as the team at Faster Past I heard
about these, they were straight on the phone to the
Murray Princess and they have got you a three night
Murray Princess Discovery Tour?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Can you make it a week?
Speaker 4 (19:39):
So not only that, this is amazing. So they've got
you the cruise.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Plus they're actually going to give you a massive lunch
for you and Helen and Meg and everything at Faster
Us so you can sit down and plan everything.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
So that's the most important thing.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
Is that's all we can do. I can hand over
a whole bunch of Faster Fast.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
And so how would to finally get on that river
in that boat of your dreams?
Speaker 13 (20:02):
It's a dream come true?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Oh honey, No, Yeah.
Speaker 13 (20:07):
Like I said, I love the river as much as
the ocean.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
And yeah, we're gonna have to work out the captain
the Murray princesses.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
I don't know. I think there's gonna be a lot
of water inside the boat.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
So then what if we told you that as soon
as the fastest passed the team and we picked up
the phone to the Murray Princess, they've gone.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
You know what, she can't go by herself, so she's
better go with Meg. That's beautiful, and then they can't go.
Speaker 13 (20:33):
I'm lost without her.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
They also said they can't go by themselves, they'd better
go with Helen.
Speaker 13 (20:41):
Helen has just spent three days with me and she
renovated my whole back veranda and back did she showered
me because that too job. She looks after disability people well,
and she's not working at the moment either, so it will.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Be so she's free.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
You can pay it back, Murray Princess. Three of you together,
sit it on cocktails on the river. We have the best.
Speaker 13 (21:12):
We cannot stop laughing when the three of us together,
we have so much fun.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Well you are about to have a whole ball of it.
So here it is the three of you.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Get yourself together and you can get along for that
three day Murray Princess cruise.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
It's amazing.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
I'll make some more memories. Okay.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
What we want to do though, is see a before
photo back back in the day, Rosemie, when you're on
the river, and I want to see.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
Behind them.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
This is going to be good, do you know what,
Because I want to come, I want to be I
just want to watch. We won't sit at the same title.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Probably crying a bit as well.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Hey girls, you know what this is girls.
Speaker 13 (22:13):
Trip.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Max and in the morning's fun n three.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
I am.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
I'm broken out into a sweat.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
You're buzzing, I know, because I am meeting somebody that
I have obsessed over ever since starting The Real Housewives
of Sydney.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Victoria Montano, good morning, Hi Ali, him.
Speaker 17 (22:36):
Max, Thanks for having me.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Hello Victoria.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Okay, how much is that real life?
Speaker 17 (22:41):
I think what's real is the reactions. So obviously you
wouldn't often find me sitting in a cafe wherever they
put me. That's sort of not real. But at the
end of the day, the conversation that's happening in that
cafe is real. So it'd be like me saying to you,
let's go down and have we're somewhere you'd never go.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
May Port Adelaide. Let's pop into Port Adelaide.
Speaker 17 (23:03):
Yeah, okay, maybe that's not real, but what is real
is what we discuss on around Adelaide, So that's kind
of the truth of it.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Can I ask you something that I've always died to know?
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Do you.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
I've done sold like City, Beverly Hills, Melbourne or imitation
of Sitneyite?
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Do you get a wardrobe allowance?
Speaker 5 (23:23):
We do not.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
So every single beautiful outfit you guys buy pay for
and everything else.
Speaker 17 (23:28):
I think really the key to that is you've got
to be a housewife for life. So even if you're
not on the show, you have got to be collecting
beautiful pieces for your wardrobe regardless, you know. And I
made a little packed with myself that I wouldn't buy
anything for the show, you know, any outfits for the show,
And it really comes into play like that really boring
(23:49):
stereotype of being a housewife, like have the classic pieces
in your wardrobe and pull them out when you need to,
you know, fight with a vet.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Yeah, I am so happy you said that, because these
are my staples.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Victoria, how do you think, because I'm pretty keen to
get the Real Housewives of Valdelaide going. Yeah, you gray
tracks of pants, the cotton on puffa jet, this is
the came up.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Ali has three different color vests of a very similar
cut and she's worn them on every different day this week.
Speaker 17 (24:15):
What do you think, Listen, I think the new thing
in the world now is diversity out.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
And I'm going to find out if you would be
able to fit into the Real Housewives of Alaid mind cast.
All right, so number one, have you, Victoria Montana, ever
eaten frozen cookie dough.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
No, okay, have you ever washed.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Things that are actually clean? But you just couldn't be
bother putting them away? So he just put them through
the washer again.
Speaker 17 (24:46):
Not the washing machine, because I have a housekeeper, but
I have occasionally like fake stacked the dishwasher, like when
it's half it's clean, but it's only hat.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Send them around. Heys just can't be too clean?
Speaker 14 (25:05):
All right?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Have you ever fed your beautiful children twisties or cereal
for dinner?
Speaker 4 (25:10):
No, you've got a chef, but I do have someone
to help. Well, I'm sorry, Victoria, but you might just
be finally escaping for a guest spot.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
A friend a friend.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Thank you so much, now very quickly, Real housewives are Sydney.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Are we all back when we Maybe?
Speaker 17 (25:30):
I can't give you any details, but I'll just say
one thing. Get excited.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
I'm going to make you watch this with me.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
Max.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
It's gonna be great Victoria for her, she has some
good fights.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
I watched the Victoria episodes.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Okay, fighting event yeah yeah, wait, I'll to okay, Okay, Nax.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
And Allie in the morning, Adelaide's fun breakfast Ship.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
When you have shidow Park, come on finish the line
for me. That's not a housewife. This is the Adelaide housewife.
Speaker 10 (26:00):
Well I shop, it came out and all the good
fancy stuff comes from Target.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Yeah, that's a house we call it Dahl.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Naomi from Wakery, that's not a housewife. What's a housewife?
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Come on?
Speaker 9 (26:18):
Driving my teenage son to the orthodontis in my Camart leggings,
with my Tupperware coffee cup in my two thousand and
nine cluga, all the rushback to get to.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
Work, Naomi.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Seriously, just insert taking yourself to the dietist into that,
and you've told me my day.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
With a dent in it and me, Sandra and Hallett,
come on, give us your ultimate housewife description when you make.
Speaker 7 (26:46):
A family meal out of two minute noodles and tuna
because you haven't had time to go to the shops
and you just got home from netfull practice or mum
taxi and you haven't got time to cook something.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Oh yeah, and the frozen peas that at least gives
them some greens. Natalie from Northfield, All right.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
That's not a housewife. You're the ultimate Adelaide housewife.
Speaker 7 (27:09):
Why Well, firstly, I'm the cook and the Danny cleaner.
Speaker 14 (27:12):
But what is a push present?
Speaker 7 (27:14):
I had no idea what a push presence was.
Speaker 8 (27:16):
That I pushed.
Speaker 9 (27:18):
I was like, oh my god, what is this?
Speaker 5 (27:20):
Google? Google? I got Chip, I know me and you both.
What's a push present?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
No, it's what fancy people give the mother when she
pushes out the baby, baby Natalie.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Let's go to Quentin in Modbury. Are you are you
a house husband? Quenton love it.
Speaker 8 (27:36):
Yes, I'm a house husband. I don't prescribe to the
former person on the radio who is a supposed from Sydney.
Speaker 9 (27:45):
Yes.
Speaker 8 (27:45):
I do the cooking, cleaning the laundry, go all a
grocery shopping, and I even clean the toilet, which is
my least favorite job to do.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
This good fight.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Come on, Beck, bring us home. That's not a housewife.
This is an Adelaide housewife.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
I walk around with my Louis Baton in my tailor
made suit, picking up dog poo and feeding the chickens.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
It's got a little bit of Sydney housewife tour.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
You've got Louis.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Is it real Louis Vaitton or is it Baralley Louis Vauton.
Speaker 11 (28:18):
No, it's real.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
You're still pick it up.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I love this and now I just want to dive
in just a little bit more. You're wearing Louis Bouton
what sort of CARDI?
Speaker 9 (28:35):
You drive some PASTHI, but jeez, you look.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Good doing it.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Bit maxon Allie in the morning.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Nix. I've gone and got myself a new pastime. A
pastime a hobby.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
You've made it boring? Sound boring already?
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Have It's not?
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Is it? Is it like when you push the hoop
along the street with a stick. That's what I think
when you think of pastime, something that someone did in
the twenties and they like push the Wow, we.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Okay, what what would you?
Speaker 17 (29:14):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Thanks you? So I've kind of I used to like.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Doing things like I did a w A course with
a girlfriend about mosaicing and I made a turnle mosaicic.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Never touched it again.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I did a w A course on tie cooking, made
one awesome crab meal, never went again. But I do
like trying to do something creative, and I quite like
arts and crafts.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
So okay, I have started.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
She's got a prop, She's reaching underneath the desk. It's
a canvas. It looks it looks complete.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
It's not finished. It's not finished.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
I've got a way to go. Look, I've got it's
basically it is a beach scene. And I'm very good
at the sand because there's a lot of just painting there.
But I'm a little bit nervous about the umbrellas and
the beach towels. Yes, I got it from Kmart. If
anyone's playing along at home and you've got the same one,
there's a.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Couple of surfboards out there. But that takes fine, fine
paintment skills.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
Yeah. So you buy a canvas and I can see
the bits that you haven't completed. They've got sort of
big sections with a number in them, and it's literally
just a color in.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
And then and then you go to the paint pot
that has the number on it, and then you paint away.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Okay, And is there anything about it that sort of
teaches your proper brushstrokes or.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Like I think you know, the learning is in the process.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Are you've finished with the sand? Is my question.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Known hindsight now that it's dry. This is my problem
with paint by numbers. If anyone else is doing this,
it always looks so much better when it's wet and
then dry as it dries.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Disappointing.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Wait, I'm sorry, Button Bush of Vergio. Here, Max is
missing something crucial. You see there's surfboards. It looks like
they could be bird droppings.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
No, because I need to get my fine paint brush
out to go around them. So I've just done the
rough like the bigger paint brush, because I've got three
different paint brushes that came with it. Anyway, I have decided,
out of the goodness of my heart to name this
euro Summer, and whoever wins the trip no, can also
take this to remind them of this amazing trip we're
giving away to Europe for summer.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
We want people to call in so they can see
and cheering and cold plate and when they see what
they're getting with your paint by numbers, they will not
call in.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Are you telling me that Mona Lisa is attractive? No,
I think I'm in with a shot.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
You are comparing yourself to Leonardo da Vinci with your
Kmart paint by numbers.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
All I'm saying is I have a hobby and I
think it's going to stick.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
This one.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
Oh my god, I hope it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Oh, don't look.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
No, I'm happy for you know. It keeps you off
the streets.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
And I know that you're saying this. My husband's been
a little bit derisive as well, has he.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Why in the morning Adelaide's Mix one point three.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
So I thought that we would start the Dull Women's Club,
right and just for those of you who wanted to
see the art, by the way, it is now on
our Instagram.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
So we go there and have a look about.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
The Australian Art Gallery. Play.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Yeah, it's in line.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
It's now on the Leonardo da Vinci Instagram.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Hey Kirsty from Oakton? Are you a member of the
Dull Women's Club with me? Part of your Dull Woman's Club?
Speaker 5 (32:40):
All right, what do you? What do you do? Well?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
My darling partner has a hobby of lego, so he
told me I need to find a hobby.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
So I thought, okay, cross stitching.
Speaker 17 (32:50):
So I went and got the biggest crosstitch you've ever
found in life, called the Titanic.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
So and let's just say that I started it over ten.
Speaker 7 (33:01):
Years ago and I've still got about a quarter of.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
It left to go.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Oh, cursy, is it the Titanic in happier days or
as it's going down.
Speaker 10 (33:10):
Well, I'll be honest with you, at the moment it's
sinking because I don't.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Even know where it is in the house. Ten years
Kirsty is a life size.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
I have got half like knitted scarves still on the needles.
Like I'm hearing you, Kirsty, it's okay, last year from
Salisbury North Okay, Are you coming to join my Dull
Women's Club?
Speaker 10 (33:32):
Yeah, but it seems that I was done when I
was nineteen because I was doing paint by number ten.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Oh my god. It's harder than it looks, isn't it blasted?
Speaker 3 (33:42):
It is?
Speaker 10 (33:42):
Yeah, You've got to make sure you color over the
lines otherwise you can see them through the paint.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Yah's numbers.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
You were doing it when you were nineteen. You have
you found other ways to remain in Allie's Dull Women's Club.
You've got other hobbies that you've picked up since then.
Speaker 10 (33:58):
Yeah. Look, I try and due page, but you know
me too.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Are you any good at it?
Speaker 17 (34:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (34:04):
I think to grow everything in abundance and then nobody
wants it.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Oh well, I'll take that and I'll pass it off
as my own.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
If that's.
Speaker 9 (34:12):
Go for it.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
Let's go to Flagstar Phiel Courtney, would you like to
join Ali in the Dull Women's Club?
Speaker 10 (34:19):
Yeah, I'd love to.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
What are you doing?
Speaker 10 (34:23):
I love nothing better than spending the night knitting.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Oh good on you.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
So I love knitting too. My Nana taught me. Except
I don't know how to end anything, like I can't
cast it off.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
So I've got all these these ridiculous scarves.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
Oh no, if.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Anything something is the best part, that's something else?
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Courtney, Have you got any ability?
Speaker 10 (34:46):
Like?
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Are you good at it? Because Ali's in the Dull
Women's Club and I'm going to suggest that some of
her talents are maybe still developing.
Speaker 12 (34:54):
Yeah, I've been kitting since I was a kid, so
you can and everything.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Well, you're definitely remember you might be our captain at
the stage. Thanks Gord, Max and Ali in the morning.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Liza from ap A four Park, do you want to
come and join this Dull Women's Club.
Speaker 11 (35:17):
I didn't know there was a Dull Women's Club, and yes,
I really would like to join.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
Excellent. What are you doing?
Speaker 11 (35:24):
I just complete general I'm a dull person as it
is I really am. I'm more than happy to stay
at home with a good book, watching a TV show,
or playing games in the background so I could be quiet.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
That's good.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
Oh, that's fine. That sounds like you're fitting perfectly.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Just summarized most of my nights at home, Melissa, great guns,
you're in.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
Okay, you'll Tracy from Prospects written in and she said, well,
what qualifies me as the ember? Well, post photos of
my cat, post photos of my dinner. I thoroughly enjoyed.
Canceled dinner plans. Never have to wear a brah, Tracy.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
You are straight to president telling you Carol from PARILOUI
do you want to come and join us?
Speaker 10 (36:03):
Would love to.
Speaker 12 (36:04):
It would be an honor, Okay, And I think nothing
better than sitting down watching the TV every night. I
have to be trying to want the wife with no
drama and crochery and I love my crochering croser blanket.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
That's all I do.
Speaker 18 (36:17):
And I give them away to the cancer council.
Speaker 12 (36:18):
Oh yeah, and I just love sitting there and just
putting away or how he goes.
Speaker 9 (36:24):
What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Oh, you're definitely in. My Nana taught me to crochet
around a washer, a face washer.
Speaker 18 (36:34):
If you ever done that, Yeah, I have, and you
know you can actually do it now around the non
stick stuffy bi from Oh yeah, yeah, you go around
the edge fantastic.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
Yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
And do you know the other thing that Nana taught
me was you know how you had the hand towels
and you'd crochet the little top that used to hold
on to the when you had the old fridges that
had the handles, and you'd hook it onto that with
a button.
Speaker 12 (36:58):
Oh so I've got I've got mine on the oven?
Speaker 5 (37:04):
Are between you guys?
Speaker 10 (37:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (37:06):
What about do you know how to crochet like a
teapot cozy or something?
Speaker 5 (37:09):
Or do you hit that?
Speaker 11 (37:11):
But you can croche them?
Speaker 5 (37:13):
Carol, Carol? And sorry, sorry, don't you hang up on? Sorry?
Dropped out? I think was dropped out. In fact, I
think I think Ali's dropping out. I think I think
Ali's dropped out as well. Ah, that's a shame.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
In the morning, Adela.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
Mix one point three, I'm about to lift the lead
between the difference between the sexes.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
My husband and I have just had something incredibly unusual happen.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Each of us have had a night at home alone
without the kids.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
Or our respective partners.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
What a dream to get that during school holidays.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Oh my gideud.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
It was a cacophony of collision between the diaries and
slips and everything else, and all of a sudden I
found myself without a husband and without three kids.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
The nexus of the universe.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
It was the greatest moment of my life.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
And I want to tell you how I have worked
out the differences between a woman's brain and a man's brain.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
The amount of tissues used.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
I'll leave that there. So here's the difference.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
I've got two days and one night in the house
without kids and a husband.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
I'll see what happens.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
The washing is done and folded, the pantry was sorted
and the moth traps put out. The tupperware draw was done,
the uniforms around and ready for them to go back
to school. Their lunchboxes and steam clean like the proper
clean and done.
Speaker 5 (38:43):
Clean lunch box.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
No I do, I must have been.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
I feel like I don't do a proper job during
the term, so I just want to give it a
really good one. I've started making the little rice balls
for their little snacks. The plants have been watered inside,
the linen had been ed, and I walked our baby
chickens like two or three times every day because they're
only little and you can't leave them outside the chickens.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Right, yeah, so that's what I had done.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
Did you do anything for yourself, Matt?
Speaker 4 (39:11):
Have had a few long lunches with the girls.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
But that's all right, all right, I'm not even pretending
to be a martyr. Beyond all martyrs, You've done plenty.
So Matt had two days and one night without myself
and the kids, and I got home and I worked
out exactly what he did during that time.
Speaker 5 (39:29):
He ate a lot of jelly great.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Even he did not even clean it up for himself,
and that was it.
Speaker 5 (39:41):
That was his meals.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
The house.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
I'm sure he might have had tuna in this way,
but that was kind of it. The house still looked
like a bit of a mess. There had been no folding.
The blankets had sort of you know that, just get
shucked on the couch because we were too cheap to
put the heater on.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
They were all a kimbo like. The bed hadn't even
been made.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
In fact, the towel I don't think had been hung up,
and all there was were jelly cups.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
In the scene.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
Are you trying to sell to me that your days
were used more productively that the man that just ate
Jelly at home on the couch because I know which
one I'm choosing, steam cleaning, lunchbox lady, And this is
the problem.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
But the problem is is that I look at him
and say, darling, do you think you could have done
X y Z. You know, maybe the lawns could have
you know, the shed gun and needs to clean out.
And he just said, but you weren't here to nag me. Yes, yes,
And that's at that moment I was ready to jelly
wrestle
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Him to death about him, and it says a lot
about you.
Popular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Amy Robach & T.J. Holmes present: Aubrey O’Day, Covering the Diddy Trial
Introducing… Aubrey O’Day Diddy’s former protege, television personality, platinum selling music artist, Danity Kane alum Aubrey O’Day joins veteran journalists Amy Robach and TJ Holmes to provide a unique perspective on the trial that has captivated the attention of the nation. Join them throughout the trial as they discuss, debate, and dissect every detail, every aspect of the proceedings. Aubrey will offer her opinions and expertise, as only she is qualified to do given her first-hand knowledge. From her days on Making the Band, as she emerged as the breakout star, the truth of the situation would be the opposite of the glitz and glamour. Listen throughout every minute of the trial, for this exclusive coverage. Amy Robach and TJ Holmes present Aubrey O’Day, Covering the Diddy Trial, an iHeartRadio podcast.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Come hang with Amy Poehler. Each week on her podcast, she'll welcome celebrities and fun people to her studio. They'll share stories about their careers, mutual friends, shared enthusiasms, and most importantly, what's been making them laugh. This podcast is not about trying to make you better or giving advice. Amy just wants to have a good time.