August 26, 2024 • 44 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Adelaide's Fun breakfast show Max Andale in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
We're talking about space.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
We've had a couple lastronauts hanging out as they do,
but these ones are hanging out for a little bit
longer than they really would like to be hanging out.
They're meant to be up there for what was meant
to be an eight day a little space walk, a
little bit of work on the space station.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
It's blown out to eighty because they can't get back
down to Earth our days.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah, now it's been announced that they're going to be
out there for another six months. They're not going to
be back there this year.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
So they're actually dropped up there in June just to
go check some stuff out. And then can you imagine
being the person that has to make the phone call
up to them stranded and going, you know what, guys, guys,
everry of next year is when we're bringing you hof
Stable up there right now? Isn't that I am so
obsessed with this story and I've been following this is
it They got stuck the very first time, and I've
(00:52):
just got oh yeah, this is kind of you know
when you tell your kid that you've been saving money
to go to the Rayal Adelaide show, and then you
kind of missed the show, and then you try to
spread them out to the next year when the show's coming.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
We're just going to save for the next fourteen.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Is that moment that you tell your kid, do you
know that thing you're really looking forward to?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
They canceled the.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, I cancel this, like honestly when they took that call,
you know, because I'm imagining it's like the norbets down
at NASA going just a little bit of news.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, guys, you loving it up there? Pretty nice, isn't it?
What of you? Am? I right, guys, I just you
know how you can see it.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I mean, everybody wants to you these days in their
air of VNBS. Yeah, so they're saying up there to
for every twenty five, and I just it is like
every space movie ever made. Like if you even look
like just put in the top space movies about stranded astronauts,
the Martian Alien, inter Stellar a Space Odysseee, Moon, Apollo thirteen, Gravity,
Silent Running. You've also got robson Cruise on Mars, Enemy
(01:54):
Mine and near a Prometheus Life. So it goes on
and on and on. These people are living out Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Drink pretty much all of those movies are about someone
getting stuck or something going wrong, And I'm having to
spend more time in a place than they wanted to.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
So they're up there. They've had some thruster.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Failures, there's some helium leaks, and they now have to
wait until February when like an Elon Musk spacecraft can
get up there, and that's the safest way to get
them back down. Six months up there with someone who
had to spend eight days with do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
And so much?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
If you are unaware of them? Butch Willmore and Sonny Williams.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Older people, Butch and Sundawn up.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
There together, do you reckon?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
How long into the six months before Butch and Sunny
consider it?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
But how long?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I would be more worried about how many pairs of
mondays are bought.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You can't smell anything in space?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Can We're still washing in space, though, are we washing?
Because like you know, when you're on holiday and you
lose your bags, Yeah, you go and you do it
sort of in the.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Little face or something or kettle water.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I'm just trying to imagine how they're going to wash it.
Like anyway.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
So what you're sug what you're suggesting is they will
be getting down and dirty, because then.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
You really have to wash your undays in space.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, I'm thinking that it's probably not going to take long.
They're going to give it a crap.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
All right, MAXI birthfett. I need your help here because
you are dog man.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Dog man.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, that's what I've always been known as. Yes, Morris
my dog is his birthday today, his fourth. We don't care, mate,
we love Morris is a beautiful boy.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
My week birthday on the weekend. As much as you
care about your sorry's birthday.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I didn't realize it was your birthday. I've only been
thinking about Morris my dog.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
All right.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Here's where I need you, though, because you're a little
bit one track minded. Right, if you were to pass away,
what would you want to happen to Morris?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
So far as to go soon tomorrow, he'd live with Eliza.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Okay, so maybe you don't love him, I do? What
do you mean? Okay? So a late French actor who
has owned more than fifty dogs and has had special
relationships with all these dogs, absolutely to all them, has
three kids, but these are his children, so much so
created a chapel in the local cemetery and all of
his dogs lie at rest there. And just this last
(04:14):
dog that he was with was eighty eight years of age.
Said yeah, no he was It was eighty eight years
of age. And the dog, he just said, I love
this dog like a child. He is my end of
life dog. He misses me when I'm not there, but
this is the one I have a special relationship with.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I feel that.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
In his will he said, when I die, I will
have the dog put to sleep so he can go
to sleep with me.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
No, I don't feel that he's going to kill his
dog whenever he dies.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
So this is exactly what happened. He wanted to. He
had put it in his will, he had spoken about it.
Now when he did that, Peter found out about it.
The projection and ethical treatment of animals they found out
not overly. In fact, in France they also have the
bridge at Bardow found because she's really into helping animals.
So they came after the family hard and they said,
(05:04):
you cannot put this animal down. No, and send him
off into the stars of the skies. Whatever you believe
with the owner. Now here is the reasoning of this
now deceased actor. He said, if I die before him,
I don't want him missing me. This one, this dog
does nothing but follow me. I am his master, I
(05:27):
am his owner, I him his second. I would rather
the vet be able to put him in my arms
and my arms around him and send him off to
a peaceful sleep. They're knowing that he would have so
much suffering when I'm gone and be looking for me
and be confused because I had just disappeared out of
his life. Now, come on, does he love his.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Dog or not?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
He does, clearly, but he's also got massive issues. So
my dog also has like some sort of I think
a lot of grudles have anxiety where they just like
love being around.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
People and when they're right near you they want to
to pat them all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
But I know the second that we go away and
I leave him with Eliza's sister or I take him
my parents' house, ten seconds, I reckon.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
It takes before he's like, all right, what are we
up to? Guys?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
You're now my owners, You're now and we love him
and he loves us. But I know that he moves
on like that as soon as someone as a piece
of meat.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
This is starting to explain you so well, the fact
that you put the one thing in your life you
put above everything and everyone is your dog, and he'll
leave you in a drop of a hat. Yeah, this
morning he's probably cheating on you with another bloke who
threw him a stick down in the path.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
No, he would be right next to Eliza, who would
be probably spoiling him too much.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
For his birthday. But yeah, our wills.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Just if you are listening, Morris, you will continue to
live if I die this week.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
We're not going to put you out, all right.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
So in the short of it, he loves the actor,
loved his dog or hated his dog.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
In the short of it, that guy's absolutely or whatever.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, I'm starting this because have you ever taken anody
pic of yourself at all? For any reason?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Max?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Perfect?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Shock you right here, because I think you're going to
assume my answers.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yes, I'm gonna sayou say never, I've never sent a
nefarious picture.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I think I think it would.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Take too much effort for yourself.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Send me pictures of you will.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I think I think it's got to be the most
ugliest bit of any one's.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Direct correct And if only men listen to us women
that said, mate, send us light the little bit of
your hip bone or.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Your eye shutters.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, those one's happy with. But no, those
ones not good. But anyway, I took my very first
and what now will be my last ever nude pick
whoa girl? But I took them on my boobies before
I lost one pretty careless? Did you fire it off
to your husband? Wasn't for my husband, It was for
another woman. What and that woman actually joins us now
(08:07):
you're all very familiar with her.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
It's wonderful.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Haley Peeters Pierson from Adelaidy you feel bitden for me
as well. Hello Darles, how are you Alie?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Those boobs were magnificent special getting those boobs on it
early on the morning there spectacular, amazing, Max.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I want to Actually, it wasn't just an unsolicited sending
of my boobs to Hailey. It wasn't like a thank
you for filling in with the boys or anything. Or
Hailey is an incredibly accomplished artist. In fact, she's got
a stylo showing if you don't mind, and Hailey, you
do paint pictures like stylized abstract pictures of people with boobs,
(08:45):
and you offered to do mine.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Right, Alie, I'm feeling sick because I know where this
is going. Yes, I said I would paint your boob
so you have a beautiful memorabilia for when you're old
you can look back and go they were mine. They
were both my amazing kitties.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Which is so sweet of you. And I did say
to you, and you gave me the confidence to take
a photo and send it to somebody over them eddything
and and you said no one else will see these things.
And then Hailey Pierce, and I meant it. I believe
you didn't live up to what you can.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
I just explain myself before I get grilled. Okay, so
I had your amazing boobs and I'm painting your booth.
But to refer back to them, because I wanted to
get all those amazing little details and curves of you,
I had to keep going back to your messages, which
was very annoying. So then I thought, hey, I'm going
to save them in my photos, so then that's easier
for me to refer back to you. Right then I
(09:44):
forgot that they were in my photos. And I may
have been at work, and my job is to create
content and share photos on my phone.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Right, and then a.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Guy that works with us and who is our video groom.
His name is Moggy.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
He's beautiful, sounds like the sort of where I think.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
He has a lovely wife and two children and he
would never look at another woman's boobs intentionally. So anyway,
he is over my shoulder and I'm trying to show
him something that I've made, and all of a sudden,
you're amazing honkers pop up on my phone. And this
is where I made the mistake. So the phone that
Ali sent me doesn't actually show her face.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Right.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
I immediately said, oh my god, that Ali Clarke spoons.
I just wanted to think that I was showing him
my boob.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Mind you throw me better than that.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Anyway, by about the third or first fourth time has
happened with other staff members at work, I definitely deleted
the phone.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
May if they pop up on Adelaidy or nine anytime
seen I'm coming through you, I'm of you.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
I'd be sharing that stuff around. You have amazing boobs,
be proud.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I've actually just received a picture message from Hailey peace,
hang on you have.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Ali, Ali, I'm gonna throw someone else under the bush.
Someone else in your studio. A man asked to see
that photo and I said, no, I'll look at you. Yeah, Joe, Yes.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
We don't call them button pushing bird.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
If you don't ask, you don't get Hailey.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Thank you, Eric, No, thank you.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
I love you, Alie.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I'm really sorry. Don't beget eight twenty. This morning, we
are going to announce something that Adelaide hasn't done before.
We want to actually help people who have been through
breast cancer. It could be somebody that you know, I love,
It could be the partner of somebody, but that's coming
at eight twenty. We're gonna do something pretty cool. Here's
some news. And if you've ever ever got a participation award,
(12:02):
you now have something in common with none other than
Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
A ka or another thing in common with Chris. You're right.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Look, he's been warning to play the drums. He's been
doing that doc o series Limitless where he's starting to
find all things about his cognitive health, and so he
started letting an instrument because of the benefits. And as such,
he then picks up the phone and reaches out to
none other than Ed Sheeran, and of course then that
leads to him playing drums with Ed Sheeran on stage.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
He's been on stage playing with us for the whole time,
playing inside.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Will you make some noise for Chris Ham's.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Worth The Participation Award presented to christopherm's Worth by Ted
for drumming.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Excellence not bad, not bad, But you know Ed Sheeran
song is not that hard to drum too.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Do you think I would love to be so big
and so celebrity rich. I'll be like, I'm learning instrument
in my spare time that you have, and then I'm
gonna put the test in front of every thousand people.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Just for a laugh.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Anyway, that's how the other half live. All right, here
comes some comebacks for you. It looks like if you're
a fan of Oasis, Saday rumored to be getting back together,
and it is expected they will make the announcement this week.
Why are the rumors going crazy? Well? Liam Gallagher, who
(13:27):
was probably the more annoying of the two, has added
the fuel to the fiber, writing on x okay Twitter,
I never did like that word former. Yeah, and they
always said that they would only get back together. Noel
said he to only do it for one hundred million quid. Yeah,
they're looking at maybe around the fifty million quid mark.
But you've got to remember that Noel had a really
(13:49):
expensive divorce just a year or so ago.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
So the boys are back.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Flagging. This Wednesday will mark fifteen years since Noel aligous
sensationally quit Oasis and his brother with great relief. So
I think that would be the perfect day to say
her coming back.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Together, right, I can.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
They'll be back for sure, and it's going to they'll
play it like Glastonbury or something and the British thirty
year olds.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I just get a drink a million beers and do
all of the soccer sing alongs. They're can love it
year old, fifty year old.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
There it is. Meanwhile, somebody else who used a date
for a very very important user though this was to
break up, of course, was Ben Affleck and j Low
second anniversary. That's when she announced that they were getting
a divorced. Well already that was four days ago. Ben
Affleck been out on the town with a lady friend.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Eligible bachelor Ben Affleck, is he though? I don't know.
He's Ben Affleck.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
He's got money, yeah, well he's been spotted spending time
with someone who probably doesn't need it, the daughter of
Robert F. Kennedy Junior. Oh, Kick Kennedy is her name,
to kick being a nickname because she has apparently has
a zestful life. I'm not making that up.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Give her a nickname because I Kira is her good fear.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Actually saw a video of them together and he's got
his arm around her and he is absolutely hammid. She
is helping him walk from he can hardly stand up.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
So he's living someone's best life.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
No, okay, all right. And the TV show that I
think nobody ever thought would come back because it finished
so beautifully after three seasons, it looks like maybe it's
been renewed for a fourth. Ted Lasso Baby, like.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I have such conflicting emotions.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Now it's on Apple TV. Plus you
might not have seen it, but it's worthwhile seeing lots
of swearies, so don't sit down with the little kids
to watch it. But it's a shame because the message
out of it. An American coach goes to England to
teach English football team how to play is so good.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
It's great. It's one of the greatest.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Like a few of the episodes they're pure ten out
of ten episodes.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Yeah, they wrapped it up, could not get any better.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Such a nice little neat bow, fantastic.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Happy, all the form fuzzies.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Everyone loved it, and now I'm just wondering if this
is a pointless cash grab that's going to ruin the legacy.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Okay, well we'll wait and see, Jason saidar because, of
course is Ted Lasso. And don't forget how you want
Brendan Hunt. He's coach Beer. But we're talking the Hollywood Report,
a Variety deadline. They were all saying this is going
to happen over the weekend. However, in reaching out to
Warner Brothers TV, they haven't commented yet.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I'm so worried. Did you watch Scrubs?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah, Scrubs had like eight awesome seasons. It's a great show.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
They wrapped it up so nicely, and then they're like,
you know what, we'll come back two years later.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
We'll have a couple of the cast members. And it
sucked the whole show for me.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Well, it is Ted Lasso. We'll wait and see, but
I'll certainly keep you up to dated when it happened.
You're either going to go yeah, Allie, I know what
you're talking about, or this will be so foreign to you,
because I just want you to call and tell us
how you got petty revenge on partner.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I like petty revenge.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I love all sorts of pettiness.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
One two three, Because again, my husband known him for
like I don't know, since the dinosaurs roamed. We've been
together for just as long and nicest guy in the
world I generally have never met anyone, and like, even
when I'm arguing with him, it's really hard to argue
with him because he is generally nice.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Right, Yeah, he's an angel, like a lot of people
knowing through his football.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
He's great, lovely, What a man, What a lovely, lovely man?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Right, except I feel I might have pushed his buttons
one many times.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
That doesn't sound the chink in his armor, That doesn't
sound like something you would have done.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Alle, So clearly, I've been through a little bit of
surgery of late, and I'm still a bit sore, worried
about the four week mark, but last week a little
bit sore, and I've only just started getting back into cars.
Like I've been walking to work because I can actually
control the movement and I know, so it doesn't hurt
as much. So I'm in the car, and there is
one thing that Matt and I don't do well together.
(17:59):
I think we parent pretty well. You travel brilliantly.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
But driving, oh when he drive, he drives, you get
a little bit. Why aren't you doing this?
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Yeah, because I can't though, let him not drive, because
he also can't navigate right, So anyway, but he's had
to drive, and he drives, and he is one of
these people that if something interesting on the radio, he'll
slow down.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, that's that's when house number he turns the radio down.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
He for some reason, is completely happy in the lane
of traffic that is in drives me insane. I'm like, mate,
we've got to get there. There's no one in that lane.
Why don't you put your indicator and merge and off
we go?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
This is your your efficiency. He doesn't quite share such
fashion for so, I.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Mean, I might have pushed that button one too many times.
And we were driving home and I'm very very like
sore at this stage, and so I'm a little bit
cranky and I'm just like, get me owned a bed
and blah blah blah blah. And I've obviously taken one
too many digs because I saw it and I couldn't
do anything to stop it. But he lined up two
(19:06):
potholes in a row.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
That's my guy. That's my guy getting some revenge.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Do you even know?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Went?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Did you do that on purpose? And he's just staring
straight a head me. I said, did you really just
line up the person recovering from breast cancer?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
She's played the card and he.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
He has just given me nothing stone wall and he
got me. Finally got out of the car and he said, sorry,
it's probably a bit harsh.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Lesson, learn lesson, learn petty revenge.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Yeah, thirteen one or two three. We've got a one
hundred of prepaid Visa gift card up for grabs. Give
us a l How did you get your petty revenge
on your partner or how did they do it on you?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
I'll give you an example. Yeah, it's going to be Oh,
you're missave it.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I could save it if you want, All right, will
you take us into your petty revenge life? Right after
this Max Nelly in the morning and we're asking you
how you got your petty revenge on your partner because
my has and apparently took exception to my I thought
a helpful guidance. When he was driving me around the
other day.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I have no idea where he would have drawn the line.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
So yeah, so he drove me deliberately through two potholes,
which when you're recovering some surgery, I thought was a
bit mean.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah, so petty revenge in our household would be an example.
Maybe even just yesterday, when Eliza and I were doing
different things. She was on the couch, I was doing
some chawes and I was like, you know what, I
don't want to be doing all the chores. And I
was hanging up some coats in our spare bedroom and
I was like, I'm going to give myself my coats
the good coat hanger on.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Yeah, lives is going to be walking through with like
with why Mark's on her shoulder? Got your girl Ketalie
from Gaula? All right, how did you get petty revenge?
Speaker 7 (20:49):
Good morning? My partner was just annoying me one day
and we went on and on about how I think,
could you help clean and all that? Because no, I'm
too tired, I said can He said, can you make
me a coffee? And I said, I don't drink coffee,
but he said, no, you come on, do it. It's
about time he made me one. I said, okay. So
I got the coffee and I'm like, this is really annoying.
(21:11):
So I thought, I got my packet of le sets
out and put a few lesets in the coffee and
mixed it up, and he drank about half of it.
Goes doesn't taste that good, but it's not too bad,
and okay, no worries.
Speaker 8 (21:25):
Then he ended up.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
Leaving about quarter of it. But then in about a
couple of hours he was on the toilet and then
off of work the next day. Could he really didn't.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Feel you mean, to be fair, you got him off
the couch.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
Exactly, yes, said to email. I think you're poisoned me again?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, I bet has he ever asked you for a coffee?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Since?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
No, there it is there. It is clear from Hibary Claire.
What about your revenge?
Speaker 5 (22:02):
So me and my partner we were going with some
friends to the pub one day. It was actually only
a couple of months ago, and he was driving and
I was in the backseat, and he was being a
bit of an silly passon in my car with his friends.
So when we got to the pub, I jumped out.
I got in the driver's seat and left him in
(22:23):
strap Alban whereabout. So he lives like on the other
sort of side of the Adelaide Hills, sort of like
area I live in Adelaide.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Are you glad Becky in Christie Downs? Have you got
some petty revenge for us?
Speaker 8 (22:49):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (22:50):
This was back in the seventies. So I've been going
out with this guy and he gave your friendship ring.
Things were going really well, which is a bit mistressful.
But then one day he rings up. He goes, you
better go get yourself tested. I got the quack and
I thought, oh my god. Okay, anyway, I did and
it was positive. So I got so annoyed. I got
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in my car and I went up to his place.
I called him out, and he came out in front
of his house. I threw the friendship ring down drain
and I got in the car and I did the
most biggest burnout in his art. There was dups flying everywhere,
there was roses everywhere. It was a mess. When I
had left and I said, right see you later.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Begg's just under his front Lawnerously, Becky, that had so
many twists and turns done. We're going with that.
Speaker 9 (23:42):
His parents weren't happy watching as well.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
This is the best and not only that, now you're
telling me lives with his parents.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
His parents gave you the clap.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
So you did a burnt out on his front lawn
and ruined all the roses on your way out.
Speaker 9 (23:57):
Yet that was it.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Story The Girl's Coming thirteen one O two's roots. We're
asking about your petty revenge. Max got it by hanging
his wife's coats up on the bad hangers because she
wasn't doing any of the chores.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Well, I just thought, you know what, I'm going to
treat my coats to the good hangers today. How he
got it because she was pissing of her husband while
he was driving, and he's like, you know what, you
had a mistake to me. I'm going to drive you
through a I'm driving a.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Color pole and you from Linton. Okay, what sort of
petty revenge did you get?
Speaker 10 (24:36):
So when my husband and I separated, I was packing
up the house with a girlfriend and we'd had a
couple of glasses of wine and it was time to
do the CDs and I had to sort them out.
He was, who's with Who's and all of that, And
as we got to hears, we took every cover out
of every CD cover, took every CD out and then
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mixed them all up.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
So good because it would be love lasting, exactly.
Speaker 9 (25:09):
Separate.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
She knows to go. Let me just get my again.
Speaker 10 (25:21):
I still laugh about it to this day. It's eighteen
years ago, and.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I still.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Thank you just for your happiness, Angie, thank you Sarah
in Hills And what was your petty revenge?
Speaker 11 (25:38):
So mine was also the ex husband. And when we
were going through the packing up and that all that
messy stuff, he had a cat that used to pay
everywhere throughout the house. And so I'm helping him pack
his gear up to get him out quicker, and I
found a cat pee soaked sock under his death Now
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he had sleep at near s, so he used to
wear this mask that got over his nose all night.
And so while he was doing a run to his
house with the gear, I opened his seapat bag up
and put this cat piece soaked sock and shoved it
so hard in chess her face mask and then zipped
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the bag up and played innocent.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Did he ever say anything, Sarah?
Speaker 9 (26:31):
No?
Speaker 11 (26:31):
No, I never heard from him. So I mean, I've
seen him around, so he's still alive, but unfortunately but yeah,
so hopefully he enjoyed the sense of his cat peece
soap stop Sarah.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Sarah Nicole of glen Gowery take us three yours Okay.
Speaker 12 (26:47):
This was an next boyfriend of mine who he got
himself his dream job as a chef at a fancy
local restaurant. I won't name the name because of what happens,
but he never helped out around.
Speaker 13 (27:00):
The house, never did any washing.
Speaker 12 (27:01):
So I decided one day to put his new chef's.
Speaker 13 (27:04):
Uniform in the wash with his cricket whites as well
and my gorgeous red jumper. So everything turned pink.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
First week.
Speaker 13 (27:16):
On first week on the job, he got himself into
a bit of strass, not wearing obviously white chef white
it was Jeff pink and got himself a written warning
in the first week on the job.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Maximality's Royal. We want to give someone the chance not
I'm gonna get along to the Royal Adelaide show, about
to take somebody else for Yon from Morford Vale, Good morning,
good morning.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Do you want to go to the show?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Look?
Speaker 9 (27:49):
I would love to go into the show.
Speaker 14 (27:51):
But if I have the opportunity to actually pass my
tickets on to somebody, that would just make my heart
sing so much.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
First things, first, competition has to win. I mean, this
is sort of the way that it works. We're going
to give you some tickets to go and see the show.
Speaker 11 (28:08):
Well, thank you so much, guys.
Speaker 14 (28:10):
I appreciate that. It always helps, specially this time of
the year. For sure.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Who do you want to pay? The Royal Adlaid show tickets?
Forward to tooth Sarah.
Speaker 14 (28:19):
She's my work colleague. She's a single mum of three
beautiful girls. We've been working together for the last three
years and she is just amazing. She anyway, it's a
couple of days because obviously she's got the girls and
just the things she comes out with. She's not only
a mum. She's a handyman or slash person. You know,
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just everything that she does it's for her girls. You know,
she can make just for example, she can make a
piece of corn into this beautiful gourmet.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Meal for them. You know, she's just.
Speaker 14 (28:58):
Her brain is just absolutely definitely every time he.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Comes out with me, No, this is so cool, Fianna,
because I can hear the giggling on the other line,
and this must be Sarah, the turner of.
Speaker 10 (29:11):
Oh hell, beautiful thing, Sarah, so gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Thank you Sarah from o'hella and Hill. What are you
doing to corn and getting your tuckets?
Speaker 15 (29:20):
I don't know whatever pops into my brain.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (29:23):
I don't even know what's in my brain Half the
time it just pulls out.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Well Sarah, Sarah, I don't I don't want to spoil
it all for you, but you wait till you see
what they can do to potatoes at the raw Adelaide's show.
I'm interested, Sarah. How old are your children?
Speaker 15 (29:40):
Almost twenty, almost twelve and ten and a half.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Oh, this is going to be so great for you
because thanks to Fianna, we'd love to send you all
along to the Rawal Adelaide show.
Speaker 15 (29:49):
Oh that is awesome. Thank you so much, your beautiful human.
I love you to be I'm going to hug you
when I get to work.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
I'm will take that hug dropping for you too. I
think anybody listening would actually go, I want to work
in an environment like this, is Sarah. What is so
special about Fiona?
Speaker 15 (30:10):
Oh she's awesome, she's just the best person to work with.
She's funny, she's and she accepts my weird little brain
in the way it all works. And she's just the
coolest person to work with. Yeah, she's so kind, she's
she's awesome, she's fantastic. Yeah, she makes coming to work
actually fun.
Speaker 14 (30:28):
We caught for about three hundred kids, and yeah, we
love it.
Speaker 9 (30:32):
We absolutely love it.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
It is import Well, do you want to give a
plug where you actually work?
Speaker 14 (30:37):
So we work for Metropolis and Canteens, so yeah, we
but we actually work at Rianda High School.
Speaker 7 (30:44):
So hey guys, we'll be ladies from there.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, doing good work for each other and for everyone else.
We appreciate both of you, Fiona and Sarah, and we're
so happy that we can send you all along to
the Royal lad lad Show together.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Well, the good thing is is that not only do
you get a family past the Roaladelaids Show, you also
get access to Max and Allie's Haunted House presented by
Hollywood Horos. Enjoyed and for everybody else, are you ready
to go? Well, where else but the show? Book tickets
at the show dot com, dot you or food Land
if you know anyone else that you would like to
pay it forward to just let us know it mixed
one on two three dot com dot You guys have
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been amazing all weekend. You were hitting us up on socials,
you were ringing us last week because I think all
of us remember where we were when the incredible Cheryl
called through to our show. This was the morning that
I told everybody'd have to step away from the program
for a while because I was going to have to
do some to get rid of breast cancer. But hold yeah,
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talking about how it was and all the different things
that were going through my mind, and Cheryl picked up
the phone and she spoke about what it was like
as a woman after she had had a double mistake
to me.
Speaker 9 (31:55):
I remember talking marriage shopping.
Speaker 14 (31:59):
I had to look.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
I couldn't look at it because I felt everybody.
Speaker 15 (32:04):
Was looking at me and could see boo.
Speaker 13 (32:07):
It was crushing.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
But I got true, I got true, and I just
take my boobs off put up on the covey.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
That was some of the most incredible radio that I've
ever been involved with. She was just amazing.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
It's so so beautiful, emotional.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
So that was the moment that when you're right, we
have to do something about it now. Clearly the big
message were pushing is early detection. We need to get
women tested because there's not a cure, but you get
it early and it just boosts your percentage of actually
living through this thing astronomically.
Speaker 14 (32:41):
Right.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Alie won't put herself on the back, but I'll pat
her on the back for us.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
After the day that she announced that Breast Green Essay
had their second largest day of people booking on record,
only behind.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Just a little sub one named Kylie Banogue.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
So look, we're doing what we can in that space obviously,
and Ali, thank you for sharing your story.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
It's helped so many people already.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
But there was that bit, the emotional bit, Yeah, the
bit there where absolutely we're so fortunate to live in
Australia with the health that's behind us, and the doctors
and the incredible oncologist and nurses and everything else. But
it's the emotional bit about how you go as a
woman nine times out of ten a woman and deal
with what you look like once you lose this part
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of you that society has told us for so long
makes you a woman, a girl.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
It's been a part of you forever.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Now, some of the ideas that we've had from you.
There were like papers, sessions and calendars and makeovers and
all sorts of stuff. So I was thinking, here's what
we're going to do. We're going to kind of combine
it all together. So number one, if you've been through
breast cancer and you've had a mistectomy or a lumpectomy
or anything like that, well this is for you. We
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want to get you together, and we want to take
you on an amazing branch and do a photo shoot
and celebrate your realness and how beautiful you truly are.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah, as a group, as a collective, we're can all
get around each other together.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Plus of course you get to bring a bestie. Now,
of course we want you to bring somebody along that
you want and have been bugging to get tested and
they still bloody haven't gone and done it. Okay, So
it might be your mum, could be your sister, could
be someone at work.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
And then I was thinking, right, well, that's all well
and good. We're going to need a bus.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Yeah, we can't all carple, We're going to need a bus.
We're going to need a bus, all right.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
So here's what we're going to do. We're going to
have a bus. We're going to get it out on
the road. We're going to run it live during the show.
We're going to be hitting the streets of Adelaie. We're
going to be doing all these things with you and
somebody else that you would like to come on. I
guess the only thing you need to be aware in
aware of you can't have your real boots to get on.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yea, and at least one of you, Ali will be
checking them at the door. I said I'd be happy
to check them, but that was overturned.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
All right, But we just want to do this so
we want to be able to keep arounding that awareness,
but also just get women and to understand how amazing
they are, how beautiful they are, even though you've been
through some of this. So all shapes and sizes, that's
what we are. Yes, girls, all shapes and sizes. You're
welcome to come on it. But the one thing I
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haven't got yet, Max, is a name for the bus.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah, yeah, do you should? We get some suggestions from people.
Are you just sure me to throw spitball of you
out there?
Speaker 11 (35:20):
No?
Speaker 3 (35:20):
I can only imagine what you'll throw it out there exactly?
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Say yeah, so save Max.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
To making a tit of himself. One two three? What
are we going to call our bus?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
All right?
Speaker 3 (35:35):
What can we name her? Because she is a her.
We'll take your suggestions right now.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Name the bus.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
So this is a bus where we're driving a brunch,
we're doing a show, we're driving a breastscreen.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Essay, we're doing it all. We're going on a tour
of Adelaide.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
I don't know if we're doing a show. Yeah, we're
doing it all, all right, So we're just going to
do something absolutely beautiful, right, so get on the phone,
help us name our bus. Thirteen one o two throw
Max and Ellie this morning, and yes we've launched it.
Of course we're a little bit short on details, but
that's how we roll here on the Max At and
Allie Show. But essentially it was when we heard Cheryl
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way back then, weeks and weeks and weeks ago now,
when I had told everybody that I had to take
some time away to have a crack at breast cancer.
She spoke about the emotional issues and the emotional struggles
you can have when you are losing your boobs. Just
she was just incredible, incredible.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
And we don't want it to be all about the
sadness and the emotion.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Want to help these people, want to lift you up
listening at home, even if you haven't been touched by all.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Of this, well, we just want you to feel beautiful.
And that was what Cheryl was saying. She said she
was walking through the Marian shopping center and she felt
everyone was looking at her because they knew she didn't
have boobs. But boobs do not make the woman. No,
I sometimes feel like, yeah, I think Shakespeare was right
on it.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Yeah, very clever men he did.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
So what we're going to do, We're going to get
a bus and to get on the bus, you can
have two, one or none, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yeah, yeah, it's open.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Yeah, but just not your real ones. All right, it's
probably not.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Ones and we will be checking them vigorously.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Been through this all right? You will welcome on this
bus because we want to spoil you. We want to
take you out from amazing brunch, but we want to
celebrate your beauty and where you are right now.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
We're going to pamp you and you're going to bring
a mate as well, because you need to bring a
mate that hasn't gone and got tested. And we're going
to get them tested while we're at it, because we're
helping everyone out. We're trying to come up with a
name for this bus. So maybe a couple of options
just to get the ball rolling, the Mammary Metro, if
we got Des on board, it would be DES's minibus,
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and then the Adelaide City Titty Committee.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
That's where I'm at. That's why we need your help. Tan,
you're a seafret rise Okay? What are we calling the bus?
Speaker 10 (37:50):
Breast these.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Get your breasty on to get a breasty checked?
Speaker 15 (37:56):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Oh I love this and your one of your friends
has been through it? Yeah, yeah she has. Okay, well
can you let her know that she is absolutely eligible
to register?
Speaker 2 (38:05):
All right?
Speaker 3 (38:05):
We love that, Tanya.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Thank you, will thank you, thank you, tany good start.
Quentin up in Modbrea. Have you got a name suggestion
for our bus? I have indeed, the Betty boob Bus,
Betty boom Bus.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Okay, bit of a throwback, bit of a throwback. Have
you got a connection to this, Quentin that makes you
so passionate about it?
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (38:25):
Yes, a friend of mine is a breastcating survivor.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Oh I love it all right?
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Will you tell that person that they're eligible as well
to come on our Basquint and Caroen will do. Okay, Karen,
what name do you want to know the bus?
Speaker 8 (38:38):
Titty titty bang bang.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
It's very good.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
It's very good, so good, And I understand your niece
is going through this at the moment.
Speaker 16 (38:51):
Yeah, she was diagnosed with triple negative breast cancer.
Speaker 7 (38:55):
She's had a double miseectomy and she's undergone reconstructive soldiery Darlin.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Karen, you let her know that she can come on
our bus because you can't have your two real boots
to get on. She's in with us, no problem at all.
Speaker 7 (39:08):
Okay, thank you, Good.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
News, Karen.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
They are progressing over there. Amy and Cheltenham. Have you
got a name for our bus?
Speaker 8 (39:16):
Good morning, guys.
Speaker 9 (39:17):
Ali just kind of stole it.
Speaker 8 (39:19):
I was thinking of calling the bus feelers two one
or none.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Feelings. Okay, we're just playing on it.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
Amy, you've had a mistake to me.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
I have.
Speaker 8 (39:31):
I've had a one side misset to me the left side,
and I haven't had any reconstructive surgery.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
So well, Amy, I had my right side. So between
us we got two.
Speaker 8 (39:40):
Oh well that's that's two real ones. We won't be
allowed on the bus.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Well, it's like a three legged race back in sports day.
We just tell you both upstair next to each other,
same bra. It's all good.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Amy, You are welcome if you'd like to come along,
we'd love to celebrate.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Damie.
Speaker 8 (39:55):
Keep up the good work with letting everybody know about it.
I think you know the community where and this is
what's going to really help people in getting testament things.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
So keep it up, keep up a good lad we'll
do And oh my love to you, Ami, Thank you,
Damien of Little Hampton. What song do you want to call?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Sorry, what name do you.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Want to call the bus?
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Booblicious?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Delicious like boot delicious? Yeah, this is your girl, higher
up body Charmaine and Salisburys. Have you got a name
for us to name this bus?
Speaker 16 (40:28):
Oh well mine sounds a bit boring compared to the
other ones, but it's the booth bus. And I was thinking,
maybe you know how they had the red nose day
they had the red, big red nose on the front
of it. You could you could make it into you
could like just a boob and had the boot bus.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
I love that age is a titty on the front.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
All right, Now, well, what we can do is we
can have like a working name of the boo bus,
but titty Titty's got to get in there, doesn't it?
Speaker 12 (40:58):
That sounds awesome?
Speaker 11 (40:59):
I did.
Speaker 16 (41:00):
I also wanted to say that I used to work
in age care, so I did used to look after
some ladies that had gone through this, and you know
it imagining how hard it would have been for you know,
for everyone's going through this. So you know, great, great
job guys, Thank you mate.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
All right, So.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Here's what it is. So we've got all these names,
is even more coming through. Heather of Hampson Garden said
body beautiful booby bus. Emma of Marion said the titty Taxi,
I like.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Teddy tax.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Said bold and the beautiful beautiful bulberfoolful boob and the
boobiful boom boom boom boom.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Well all right, boobs are what's happening right now is
you can now register online. If you are somebody that
has been through this, you can absolutely come along. We
just want to celebrate how amazing you are. And you
need to be able to bring a friend along who
you have been badgering to get tested and they haven't
done it. Okay, So mix one A two three dot
com dot are you thank you for all those names.
(41:56):
We'll go along and tomorrow we'll officially name We've got
to pick one our boom bus maxonally in the morning.
All right, We've got a couple of things, a couple
little bits of homework for you.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Number one.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
Get to mix one of two to three dot com
dot au and register or let somebody in your life
know that we will be taking a whole heap of
breast cancer survivors off on an amazing trip, brunching them,
dining them, making them feel beautiful. Yep, that's what we
want to do it. So you can register there at
number two. Get ready for your all ladlad' show tickets.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yeah, because it's the adlaid show ticket take over. Yes,
we are tripling trippling your chances to win the tickets
every twenty minutes, all day, every hour while you work
today with the Michelle Murth.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Oh I need doesn't it need a little bit more.
Speaker 9 (42:44):
That?
Speaker 10 (42:44):
Man?
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Yeah, celebrate dat.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
I actually drove down Goodwood Road yesterday and the kids
because I must admit I've been trying to keep it
on the download because the Pesta power is epic and
they've got all the signs up and you can see
the lights going on the wheels, and yeah, very exciting.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
We are very close to because we Channel ten is
on Greenhill Road and we're not even that close, but
Greenhill Road just starts to smell like a farm during
this week or two.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
We're very close to.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
The journo's brilliant, all right, So that's coming up with
Michelle Murphy. Plus she's got Adelaide's widest writing from the
eighties to now.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
If you don't mine.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Branch, yeah everywhere what it's on, I do it? Oh cool, yeah, cooly.
I went and saw the Falls Festival ten years ago.
Coolier came out the Falls Festival.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
He played a twenty minute set, which is the third
of everyone else. He played this song twice and I
don't know what else he did for the other ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
All right, there is so much waiting for you with
Michelle Murphy, all this great music. Plus how about that
three times as many Royal Adelaide's show tick. It's tickets,
tickets take, but good luck everyone makes you back your
off to six tomorrow morning.
Adelaide's Fun breakfast show Max Andale in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
We're talking about space.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
We've had a couple lastronauts hanging out as they do,
but these ones are hanging out for a little bit
longer than they really would like to be hanging out.
They're meant to be up there for what was meant
to be an eight day a little space walk, a
little bit of work on the space station.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
It's blown out to eighty because they can't get back
down to Earth our days.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah, now it's been announced that they're going to be
out there for another six months. They're not going to
be back there this year.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
So they're actually dropped up there in June just to
go check some stuff out. And then can you imagine
being the person that has to make the phone call
up to them stranded and going, you know what, guys, guys,
everry of next year is when we're bringing you hof
Stable up there right now? Isn't that I am so
obsessed with this story and I've been following this is
it They got stuck the very first time, and I've
(00:52):
just got oh yeah, this is kind of you know
when you tell your kid that you've been saving money
to go to the Rayal Adelaide show, and then you
kind of missed the show, and then you try to
spread them out to the next year when the show's coming.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
We're just going to save for the next fourteen.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Is that moment that you tell your kid, do you
know that thing you're really looking forward to?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
They canceled the.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, I cancel this, like honestly when they took that call,
you know, because I'm imagining it's like the norbets down
at NASA going just a little bit of news.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, guys, you loving it up there? Pretty nice, isn't it?
What of you? Am? I right, guys, I just you
know how you can see it.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I mean, everybody wants to you these days in their
air of VNBS. Yeah, so they're saying up there to
for every twenty five, and I just it is like
every space movie ever made. Like if you even look
like just put in the top space movies about stranded astronauts,
the Martian Alien, inter Stellar a Space Odysseee, Moon, Apollo thirteen, Gravity,
Silent Running. You've also got robson Cruise on Mars, Enemy
(01:54):
Mine and near a Prometheus Life. So it goes on
and on and on. These people are living out Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Drink pretty much all of those movies are about someone
getting stuck or something going wrong, And I'm having to
spend more time in a place than they wanted to.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
So they're up there. They've had some thruster.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Failures, there's some helium leaks, and they now have to
wait until February when like an Elon Musk spacecraft can
get up there, and that's the safest way to get
them back down. Six months up there with someone who
had to spend eight days with do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
And so much?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
If you are unaware of them? Butch Willmore and Sonny Williams.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Older people, Butch and Sundawn up.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
There together, do you reckon?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
How long into the six months before Butch and Sunny
consider it?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
But how long?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I would be more worried about how many pairs of
mondays are bought.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You can't smell anything in space?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Can We're still washing in space, though, are we washing?
Because like you know, when you're on holiday and you
lose your bags, Yeah, you go and you do it
sort of in the.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Little face or something or kettle water.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I'm just trying to imagine how they're going to wash it.
Like anyway.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
So what you're sug what you're suggesting is they will
be getting down and dirty, because then.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
You really have to wash your undays in space.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, I'm thinking that it's probably not going to take long.
They're going to give it a crap.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
All right, MAXI birthfett. I need your help here because
you are dog man.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Dog man.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, that's what I've always been known as. Yes, Morris
my dog is his birthday today, his fourth. We don't care, mate,
we love Morris is a beautiful boy.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
My week birthday on the weekend. As much as you
care about your sorry's birthday.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I didn't realize it was your birthday. I've only been
thinking about Morris my dog.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
All right.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Here's where I need you, though, because you're a little
bit one track minded. Right, if you were to pass away,
what would you want to happen to Morris?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
So far as to go soon tomorrow, he'd live with Eliza.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Okay, so maybe you don't love him, I do? What
do you mean? Okay? So a late French actor who
has owned more than fifty dogs and has had special
relationships with all these dogs, absolutely to all them, has
three kids, but these are his children, so much so
created a chapel in the local cemetery and all of
his dogs lie at rest there. And just this last
(04:14):
dog that he was with was eighty eight years of age.
Said yeah, no he was It was eighty eight years
of age. And the dog, he just said, I love
this dog like a child. He is my end of
life dog. He misses me when I'm not there, but
this is the one I have a special relationship with.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I feel that.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
In his will he said, when I die, I will
have the dog put to sleep so he can go
to sleep with me.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
No, I don't feel that he's going to kill his
dog whenever he dies.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
So this is exactly what happened. He wanted to. He
had put it in his will, he had spoken about it.
Now when he did that, Peter found out about it.
The projection and ethical treatment of animals they found out
not overly. In fact, in France they also have the
bridge at Bardow found because she's really into helping animals.
So they came after the family hard and they said,
(05:04):
you cannot put this animal down. No, and send him
off into the stars of the skies. Whatever you believe
with the owner. Now here is the reasoning of this
now deceased actor. He said, if I die before him,
I don't want him missing me. This one, this dog
does nothing but follow me. I am his master, I
(05:27):
am his owner, I him his second. I would rather
the vet be able to put him in my arms
and my arms around him and send him off to
a peaceful sleep. They're knowing that he would have so
much suffering when I'm gone and be looking for me
and be confused because I had just disappeared out of
his life. Now, come on, does he love his.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Dog or not?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
He does, clearly, but he's also got massive issues. So
my dog also has like some sort of I think
a lot of grudles have anxiety where they just like
love being around.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
People and when they're right near you they want to
to pat them all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
But I know the second that we go away and
I leave him with Eliza's sister or I take him
my parents' house, ten seconds, I reckon.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
It takes before he's like, all right, what are we
up to? Guys?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
You're now my owners, You're now and we love him
and he loves us. But I know that he moves
on like that as soon as someone as a piece
of meat.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
This is starting to explain you so well, the fact
that you put the one thing in your life you
put above everything and everyone is your dog, and he'll
leave you in a drop of a hat. Yeah, this
morning he's probably cheating on you with another bloke who
threw him a stick down in the path.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
No, he would be right next to Eliza, who would
be probably spoiling him too much.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
For his birthday. But yeah, our wills.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Just if you are listening, Morris, you will continue to
live if I die this week.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
We're not going to put you out, all right.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
So in the short of it, he loves the actor,
loved his dog or hated his dog.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
In the short of it, that guy's absolutely or whatever.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, I'm starting this because have you ever taken anody
pic of yourself at all? For any reason?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Max?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Perfect?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Shock you right here, because I think you're going to
assume my answers.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yes, I'm gonna sayou say never, I've never sent a
nefarious picture.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I think I think it would.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Take too much effort for yourself.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Send me pictures of you will.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I think I think it's got to be the most
ugliest bit of any one's.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Direct correct And if only men listen to us women
that said, mate, send us light the little bit of
your hip bone or.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Your eye shutters.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, those one's happy with. But no, those
ones not good. But anyway, I took my very first
and what now will be my last ever nude pick
whoa girl? But I took them on my boobies before
I lost one pretty careless? Did you fire it off
to your husband? Wasn't for my husband, It was for
another woman. What and that woman actually joins us now
(08:07):
you're all very familiar with her.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
It's wonderful.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Haley Peeters Pierson from Adelaidy you feel bitden for me
as well. Hello Darles, how are you Alie?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Those boobs were magnificent special getting those boobs on it
early on the morning there spectacular, amazing, Max.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I want to Actually, it wasn't just an unsolicited sending
of my boobs to Hailey. It wasn't like a thank
you for filling in with the boys or anything. Or
Hailey is an incredibly accomplished artist. In fact, she's got
a stylo showing if you don't mind, and Hailey, you
do paint pictures like stylized abstract pictures of people with boobs,
(08:45):
and you offered to do mine.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Right, Alie, I'm feeling sick because I know where this
is going. Yes, I said I would paint your boob
so you have a beautiful memorabilia for when you're old
you can look back and go they were mine. They
were both my amazing kitties.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Which is so sweet of you. And I did say
to you, and you gave me the confidence to take
a photo and send it to somebody over them eddything
and and you said no one else will see these things.
And then Hailey Pierce, and I meant it. I believe
you didn't live up to what you can.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
I just explain myself before I get grilled. Okay, so
I had your amazing boobs and I'm painting your booth.
But to refer back to them, because I wanted to
get all those amazing little details and curves of you,
I had to keep going back to your messages, which
was very annoying. So then I thought, hey, I'm going
to save them in my photos, so then that's easier
for me to refer back to you. Right then I
(09:44):
forgot that they were in my photos. And I may
have been at work, and my job is to create
content and share photos on my phone.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Right, and then a.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Guy that works with us and who is our video groom.
His name is Moggy.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
He's beautiful, sounds like the sort of where I think.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
He has a lovely wife and two children and he
would never look at another woman's boobs intentionally. So anyway,
he is over my shoulder and I'm trying to show
him something that I've made, and all of a sudden,
you're amazing honkers pop up on my phone. And this
is where I made the mistake. So the phone that
Ali sent me doesn't actually show her face.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Right.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
I immediately said, oh my god, that Ali Clarke spoons.
I just wanted to think that I was showing him
my boob.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Mind you throw me better than that.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Anyway, by about the third or first fourth time has
happened with other staff members at work, I definitely deleted
the phone.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
May if they pop up on Adelaidy or nine anytime
seen I'm coming through you, I'm of you.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
I'd be sharing that stuff around. You have amazing boobs,
be proud.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I've actually just received a picture message from Hailey peace,
hang on you have.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Ali, Ali, I'm gonna throw someone else under the bush.
Someone else in your studio. A man asked to see
that photo and I said, no, I'll look at you. Yeah, Joe, Yes.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
We don't call them button pushing bird.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
If you don't ask, you don't get Hailey.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Thank you, Eric, No, thank you.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
I love you, Alie.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I'm really sorry. Don't beget eight twenty. This morning, we
are going to announce something that Adelaide hasn't done before.
We want to actually help people who have been through
breast cancer. It could be somebody that you know, I love,
It could be the partner of somebody, but that's coming
at eight twenty. We're gonna do something pretty cool. Here's
some news. And if you've ever ever got a participation award,
(12:02):
you now have something in common with none other than
Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
A ka or another thing in common with Chris. You're right.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Look, he's been warning to play the drums. He's been
doing that doc o series Limitless where he's starting to
find all things about his cognitive health, and so he
started letting an instrument because of the benefits. And as such,
he then picks up the phone and reaches out to
none other than Ed Sheeran, and of course then that
leads to him playing drums with Ed Sheeran on stage.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
He's been on stage playing with us for the whole time,
playing inside.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Will you make some noise for Chris Ham's.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Worth The Participation Award presented to christopherm's Worth by Ted
for drumming.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Excellence not bad, not bad, But you know Ed Sheeran
song is not that hard to drum too.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Do you think I would love to be so big
and so celebrity rich. I'll be like, I'm learning instrument
in my spare time that you have, and then I'm
gonna put the test in front of every thousand people.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Just for a laugh.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Anyway, that's how the other half live. All right, here
comes some comebacks for you. It looks like if you're
a fan of Oasis, Saday rumored to be getting back together,
and it is expected they will make the announcement this week.
Why are the rumors going crazy? Well? Liam Gallagher, who
(13:27):
was probably the more annoying of the two, has added
the fuel to the fiber, writing on x okay Twitter,
I never did like that word former. Yeah, and they
always said that they would only get back together. Noel
said he to only do it for one hundred million quid. Yeah,
they're looking at maybe around the fifty million quid mark.
But you've got to remember that Noel had a really
(13:49):
expensive divorce just a year or so ago.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
So the boys are back.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Flagging. This Wednesday will mark fifteen years since Noel aligous
sensationally quit Oasis and his brother with great relief. So
I think that would be the perfect day to say
her coming back.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Together, right, I can.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
They'll be back for sure, and it's going to they'll
play it like Glastonbury or something and the British thirty
year olds.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I just get a drink a million beers and do
all of the soccer sing alongs. They're can love it
year old, fifty year old.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
There it is. Meanwhile, somebody else who used a date
for a very very important user though this was to
break up, of course, was Ben Affleck and j Low
second anniversary. That's when she announced that they were getting
a divorced. Well already that was four days ago. Ben
Affleck been out on the town with a lady friend.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Eligible bachelor Ben Affleck, is he though? I don't know.
He's Ben Affleck.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
He's got money, yeah, well he's been spotted spending time
with someone who probably doesn't need it, the daughter of
Robert F. Kennedy Junior. Oh, Kick Kennedy is her name,
to kick being a nickname because she has apparently has
a zestful life. I'm not making that up.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Give her a nickname because I Kira is her good fear.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Actually saw a video of them together and he's got
his arm around her and he is absolutely hammid. She
is helping him walk from he can hardly stand up.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
So he's living someone's best life.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
No, okay, all right. And the TV show that I
think nobody ever thought would come back because it finished
so beautifully after three seasons, it looks like maybe it's
been renewed for a fourth. Ted Lasso Baby, like.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I have such conflicting emotions.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Now it's on Apple TV. Plus you
might not have seen it, but it's worthwhile seeing lots
of swearies, so don't sit down with the little kids
to watch it. But it's a shame because the message
out of it. An American coach goes to England to
teach English football team how to play is so good.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
It's great. It's one of the greatest.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Like a few of the episodes they're pure ten out
of ten episodes.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Yeah, they wrapped it up, could not get any better.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Such a nice little neat bow, fantastic.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Happy, all the form fuzzies.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Everyone loved it, and now I'm just wondering if this
is a pointless cash grab that's going to ruin the legacy.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Okay, well we'll wait and see, Jason saidar because, of
course is Ted Lasso. And don't forget how you want
Brendan Hunt. He's coach Beer. But we're talking the Hollywood Report,
a Variety deadline. They were all saying this is going
to happen over the weekend. However, in reaching out to
Warner Brothers TV, they haven't commented yet.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I'm so worried. Did you watch Scrubs?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah, Scrubs had like eight awesome seasons. It's a great show.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
They wrapped it up so nicely, and then they're like,
you know what, we'll come back two years later.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
We'll have a couple of the cast members. And it
sucked the whole show for me.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Well, it is Ted Lasso. We'll wait and see, but
I'll certainly keep you up to dated when it happened.
You're either going to go yeah, Allie, I know what
you're talking about, or this will be so foreign to you,
because I just want you to call and tell us
how you got petty revenge on partner.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I like petty revenge.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I love all sorts of pettiness.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
One two three, Because again, my husband known him for
like I don't know, since the dinosaurs roamed. We've been
together for just as long and nicest guy in the
world I generally have never met anyone, and like, even
when I'm arguing with him, it's really hard to argue
with him because he is generally nice.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Right, Yeah, he's an angel, like a lot of people
knowing through his football.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
He's great, lovely, What a man, What a lovely, lovely man?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Right, except I feel I might have pushed his buttons
one many times.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
That doesn't sound the chink in his armor, That doesn't
sound like something you would have done.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Alle, So clearly, I've been through a little bit of
surgery of late, and I'm still a bit sore, worried
about the four week mark, but last week a little
bit sore, and I've only just started getting back into cars.
Like I've been walking to work because I can actually
control the movement and I know, so it doesn't hurt
as much. So I'm in the car, and there is
one thing that Matt and I don't do well together.
(17:59):
I think we parent pretty well. You travel brilliantly.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
But driving, oh when he drive, he drives, you get
a little bit. Why aren't you doing this?
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Yeah, because I can't though, let him not drive, because
he also can't navigate right, So anyway, but he's had
to drive, and he drives, and he is one of
these people that if something interesting on the radio, he'll
slow down.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, that's that's when house number he turns the radio down.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
He for some reason, is completely happy in the lane
of traffic that is in drives me insane. I'm like, mate,
we've got to get there. There's no one in that lane.
Why don't you put your indicator and merge and off
we go?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
This is your your efficiency. He doesn't quite share such
fashion for so, I.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Mean, I might have pushed that button one too many times.
And we were driving home and I'm very very like
sore at this stage, and so I'm a little bit
cranky and I'm just like, get me owned a bed
and blah blah blah blah. And I've obviously taken one
too many digs because I saw it and I couldn't
do anything to stop it. But he lined up two
(19:06):
potholes in a row.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
That's my guy. That's my guy getting some revenge.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Do you even know?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Went?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Did you do that on purpose? And he's just staring
straight a head me. I said, did you really just
line up the person recovering from breast cancer?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
She's played the card and he.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
He has just given me nothing stone wall and he
got me. Finally got out of the car and he said, sorry,
it's probably a bit harsh.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Lesson, learn lesson, learn petty revenge.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Yeah, thirteen one or two three. We've got a one
hundred of prepaid Visa gift card up for grabs. Give
us a l How did you get your petty revenge
on your partner or how did they do it on you?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
I'll give you an example. Yeah, it's going to be Oh,
you're missave it.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I could save it if you want, All right, will
you take us into your petty revenge life? Right after
this Max Nelly in the morning and we're asking you
how you got your petty revenge on your partner because
my has and apparently took exception to my I thought
a helpful guidance. When he was driving me around the
other day.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I have no idea where he would have drawn the line.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
So yeah, so he drove me deliberately through two potholes,
which when you're recovering some surgery, I thought was a
bit mean.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah, so petty revenge in our household would be an example.
Maybe even just yesterday, when Eliza and I were doing
different things. She was on the couch, I was doing
some chawes and I was like, you know what, I
don't want to be doing all the chores. And I
was hanging up some coats in our spare bedroom and
I was like, I'm going to give myself my coats
the good coat hanger on.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Yeah, lives is going to be walking through with like
with why Mark's on her shoulder? Got your girl Ketalie
from Gaula? All right, how did you get petty revenge?
Speaker 7 (20:49):
Good morning? My partner was just annoying me one day
and we went on and on about how I think,
could you help clean and all that? Because no, I'm
too tired, I said can He said, can you make
me a coffee? And I said, I don't drink coffee,
but he said, no, you come on, do it. It's
about time he made me one. I said, okay. So
I got the coffee and I'm like, this is really annoying.
(21:11):
So I thought, I got my packet of le sets
out and put a few lesets in the coffee and
mixed it up, and he drank about half of it.
Goes doesn't taste that good, but it's not too bad,
and okay, no worries.
Speaker 8 (21:25):
Then he ended up.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
Leaving about quarter of it. But then in about a
couple of hours he was on the toilet and then
off of work the next day. Could he really didn't.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Feel you mean, to be fair, you got him off
the couch.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
Exactly, yes, said to email. I think you're poisoned me again?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, I bet has he ever asked you for a coffee?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Since?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
No, there it is there. It is clear from Hibary Claire.
What about your revenge?
Speaker 5 (22:02):
So me and my partner we were going with some
friends to the pub one day. It was actually only
a couple of months ago, and he was driving and
I was in the backseat, and he was being a
bit of an silly passon in my car with his friends.
So when we got to the pub, I jumped out.
I got in the driver's seat and left him in
(22:23):
strap Alban whereabout. So he lives like on the other
sort of side of the Adelaide Hills, sort of like
area I live in Adelaide.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Are you glad Becky in Christie Downs? Have you got
some petty revenge for us?
Speaker 8 (22:49):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (22:50):
This was back in the seventies. So I've been going
out with this guy and he gave your friendship ring.
Things were going really well, which is a bit mistressful.
But then one day he rings up. He goes, you
better go get yourself tested. I got the quack and
I thought, oh my god. Okay, anyway, I did and
it was positive. So I got so annoyed. I got
(23:11):
in my car and I went up to his place.
I called him out, and he came out in front
of his house. I threw the friendship ring down drain
and I got in the car and I did the
most biggest burnout in his art. There was dups flying everywhere,
there was roses everywhere. It was a mess. When I
had left and I said, right see you later.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Begg's just under his front Lawnerously, Becky, that had so
many twists and turns done. We're going with that.
Speaker 9 (23:42):
His parents weren't happy watching as well.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
This is the best and not only that, now you're
telling me lives with his parents.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
His parents gave you the clap.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
So you did a burnt out on his front lawn
and ruined all the roses on your way out.
Speaker 9 (23:57):
Yet that was it.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Story The Girl's Coming thirteen one O two's roots. We're
asking about your petty revenge. Max got it by hanging
his wife's coats up on the bad hangers because she
wasn't doing any of the chores.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Well, I just thought, you know what, I'm going to
treat my coats to the good hangers today. How he
got it because she was pissing of her husband while
he was driving, and he's like, you know what, you
had a mistake to me. I'm going to drive you
through a I'm driving a.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Color pole and you from Linton. Okay, what sort of
petty revenge did you get?
Speaker 10 (24:36):
So when my husband and I separated, I was packing
up the house with a girlfriend and we'd had a
couple of glasses of wine and it was time to
do the CDs and I had to sort them out.
He was, who's with Who's and all of that, And
as we got to hears, we took every cover out
of every CD cover, took every CD out and then
(24:57):
mixed them all up.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
So good because it would be love lasting, exactly.
Speaker 9 (25:09):
Separate.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
She knows to go. Let me just get my again.
Speaker 10 (25:21):
I still laugh about it to this day. It's eighteen
years ago, and.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I still.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Thank you just for your happiness, Angie, thank you Sarah
in Hills And what was your petty revenge?
Speaker 11 (25:38):
So mine was also the ex husband. And when we
were going through the packing up and that all that
messy stuff, he had a cat that used to pay
everywhere throughout the house. And so I'm helping him pack
his gear up to get him out quicker, and I
found a cat pee soaked sock under his death Now
(26:01):
he had sleep at near s, so he used to
wear this mask that got over his nose all night.
And so while he was doing a run to his
house with the gear, I opened his seapat bag up
and put this cat piece soaked sock and shoved it
so hard in chess her face mask and then zipped
(26:25):
the bag up and played innocent.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Did he ever say anything, Sarah?
Speaker 9 (26:31):
No?
Speaker 11 (26:31):
No, I never heard from him. So I mean, I've
seen him around, so he's still alive, but unfortunately but yeah,
so hopefully he enjoyed the sense of his cat peece
soap stop Sarah.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Sarah Nicole of glen Gowery take us three yours Okay.
Speaker 12 (26:47):
This was an next boyfriend of mine who he got
himself his dream job as a chef at a fancy
local restaurant. I won't name the name because of what happens,
but he never helped out around.
Speaker 13 (27:00):
The house, never did any washing.
Speaker 12 (27:01):
So I decided one day to put his new chef's.
Speaker 13 (27:04):
Uniform in the wash with his cricket whites as well
and my gorgeous red jumper. So everything turned pink.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
First week.
Speaker 13 (27:16):
On first week on the job, he got himself into
a bit of strass, not wearing obviously white chef white
it was Jeff pink and got himself a written warning
in the first week on the job.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Maximality's Royal. We want to give someone the chance not
I'm gonna get along to the Royal Adelaide show, about
to take somebody else for Yon from Morford Vale, Good morning,
good morning.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Do you want to go to the show?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Look?
Speaker 9 (27:49):
I would love to go into the show.
Speaker 14 (27:51):
But if I have the opportunity to actually pass my
tickets on to somebody, that would just make my heart
sing so much.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
First things, first, competition has to win. I mean, this
is sort of the way that it works. We're going
to give you some tickets to go and see the show.
Speaker 11 (28:08):
Well, thank you so much, guys.
Speaker 14 (28:10):
I appreciate that. It always helps, specially this time of
the year. For sure.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Who do you want to pay? The Royal Adlaid show tickets?
Forward to tooth Sarah.
Speaker 14 (28:19):
She's my work colleague. She's a single mum of three
beautiful girls. We've been working together for the last three
years and she is just amazing. She anyway, it's a
couple of days because obviously she's got the girls and
just the things she comes out with. She's not only
a mum. She's a handyman or slash person. You know,
(28:42):
just everything that she does it's for her girls. You know,
she can make just for example, she can make a
piece of corn into this beautiful gourmet.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Meal for them. You know, she's just.
Speaker 14 (28:58):
Her brain is just absolutely definitely every time he.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Comes out with me, No, this is so cool, Fianna,
because I can hear the giggling on the other line,
and this must be Sarah, the turner of.
Speaker 10 (29:11):
Oh hell, beautiful thing, Sarah, so gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Thank you Sarah from o'hella and Hill. What are you
doing to corn and getting your tuckets?
Speaker 15 (29:20):
I don't know whatever pops into my brain.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (29:23):
I don't even know what's in my brain Half the
time it just pulls out.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Well Sarah, Sarah, I don't I don't want to spoil
it all for you, but you wait till you see
what they can do to potatoes at the raw Adelaide's show.
I'm interested, Sarah. How old are your children?
Speaker 15 (29:40):
Almost twenty, almost twelve and ten and a half.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Oh, this is going to be so great for you
because thanks to Fianna, we'd love to send you all
along to the Rawal Adelaide show.
Speaker 15 (29:49):
Oh that is awesome. Thank you so much, your beautiful human.
I love you to be I'm going to hug you
when I get to work.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
I'm will take that hug dropping for you too. I
think anybody listening would actually go, I want to work
in an environment like this, is Sarah. What is so
special about Fiona?
Speaker 15 (30:10):
Oh she's awesome, she's just the best person to work with.
She's funny, she's and she accepts my weird little brain
in the way it all works. And she's just the
coolest person to work with. Yeah, she's so kind, she's
she's awesome, she's fantastic. Yeah, she makes coming to work
actually fun.
Speaker 14 (30:28):
We caught for about three hundred kids, and yeah, we
love it.
Speaker 9 (30:32):
We absolutely love it.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
It is import Well, do you want to give a
plug where you actually work?
Speaker 14 (30:37):
So we work for Metropolis and Canteens, so yeah, we
but we actually work at Rianda High School.
Speaker 7 (30:44):
So hey guys, we'll be ladies from there.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, doing good work for each other and for everyone else.
We appreciate both of you, Fiona and Sarah, and we're
so happy that we can send you all along to
the Royal lad lad Show together.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Well, the good thing is is that not only do
you get a family past the Roaladelaids Show, you also
get access to Max and Allie's Haunted House presented by
Hollywood Horos. Enjoyed and for everybody else, are you ready
to go? Well, where else but the show? Book tickets
at the show dot com, dot you or food Land
if you know anyone else that you would like to
pay it forward to just let us know it mixed
one on two three dot com dot You guys have
(31:25):
been amazing all weekend. You were hitting us up on socials,
you were ringing us last week because I think all
of us remember where we were when the incredible Cheryl
called through to our show. This was the morning that
I told everybody'd have to step away from the program
for a while because I was going to have to
do some to get rid of breast cancer. But hold yeah,
(31:46):
talking about how it was and all the different things
that were going through my mind, and Cheryl picked up
the phone and she spoke about what it was like
as a woman after she had had a double mistake
to me.
Speaker 9 (31:55):
I remember talking marriage shopping.
Speaker 14 (31:59):
I had to look.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
I couldn't look at it because I felt everybody.
Speaker 15 (32:04):
Was looking at me and could see boo.
Speaker 13 (32:07):
It was crushing.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
But I got true, I got true, and I just
take my boobs off put up on the covey.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
That was some of the most incredible radio that I've
ever been involved with. She was just amazing.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
It's so so beautiful, emotional.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
So that was the moment that when you're right, we
have to do something about it now. Clearly the big
message were pushing is early detection. We need to get
women tested because there's not a cure, but you get
it early and it just boosts your percentage of actually
living through this thing astronomically.
Speaker 14 (32:41):
Right.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Alie won't put herself on the back, but I'll pat
her on the back for us.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
After the day that she announced that Breast Green Essay
had their second largest day of people booking on record,
only behind.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Just a little sub one named Kylie Banogue.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
So look, we're doing what we can in that space obviously,
and Ali, thank you for sharing your story.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
It's helped so many people already.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
But there was that bit, the emotional bit, Yeah, the
bit there where absolutely we're so fortunate to live in
Australia with the health that's behind us, and the doctors
and the incredible oncologist and nurses and everything else. But
it's the emotional bit about how you go as a
woman nine times out of ten a woman and deal
with what you look like once you lose this part
(33:23):
of you that society has told us for so long
makes you a woman, a girl.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
It's been a part of you forever.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Now, some of the ideas that we've had from you.
There were like papers, sessions and calendars and makeovers and
all sorts of stuff. So I was thinking, here's what
we're going to do. We're going to kind of combine
it all together. So number one, if you've been through
breast cancer and you've had a mistectomy or a lumpectomy
or anything like that, well this is for you. We
(33:51):
want to get you together, and we want to take
you on an amazing branch and do a photo shoot
and celebrate your realness and how beautiful you truly are.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah, as a group, as a collective, we're can all
get around each other together.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Plus of course you get to bring a bestie. Now,
of course we want you to bring somebody along that
you want and have been bugging to get tested and
they still bloody haven't gone and done it. Okay, So
it might be your mum, could be your sister, could
be someone at work.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
And then I was thinking, right, well, that's all well
and good. We're going to need a bus.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Yeah, we can't all carple, We're going to need a bus.
We're going to need a bus, all right.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
So here's what we're going to do. We're going to
have a bus. We're going to get it out on
the road. We're going to run it live during the show.
We're going to be hitting the streets of Adelaie. We're
going to be doing all these things with you and
somebody else that you would like to come on. I
guess the only thing you need to be aware in
aware of you can't have your real boots to get on.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yea, and at least one of you, Ali will be
checking them at the door. I said I'd be happy
to check them, but that was overturned.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
All right, But we just want to do this so
we want to be able to keep arounding that awareness,
but also just get women and to understand how amazing
they are, how beautiful they are, even though you've been
through some of this. So all shapes and sizes, that's
what we are. Yes, girls, all shapes and sizes. You're
welcome to come on it. But the one thing I
(35:11):
haven't got yet, Max, is a name for the bus.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah, yeah, do you should? We get some suggestions from people.
Are you just sure me to throw spitball of you
out there?
Speaker 11 (35:20):
No?
Speaker 3 (35:20):
I can only imagine what you'll throw it out there exactly?
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Say yeah, so save Max.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
To making a tit of himself. One two three? What
are we going to call our bus?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
All right?
Speaker 3 (35:35):
What can we name her? Because she is a her.
We'll take your suggestions right now.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Name the bus.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
So this is a bus where we're driving a brunch,
we're doing a show, we're driving a breastscreen.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Essay, we're doing it all. We're going on a tour
of Adelaide.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
I don't know if we're doing a show. Yeah, we're
doing it all, all right, So we're just going to
do something absolutely beautiful, right, so get on the phone,
help us name our bus. Thirteen one o two throw
Max and Ellie this morning, and yes we've launched it.
Of course we're a little bit short on details, but
that's how we roll here on the Max At and
Allie Show. But essentially it was when we heard Cheryl
(36:10):
way back then, weeks and weeks and weeks ago now,
when I had told everybody that I had to take
some time away to have a crack at breast cancer.
She spoke about the emotional issues and the emotional struggles
you can have when you are losing your boobs. Just
she was just incredible, incredible.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
And we don't want it to be all about the
sadness and the emotion.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Want to help these people, want to lift you up
listening at home, even if you haven't been touched by all.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Of this, well, we just want you to feel beautiful.
And that was what Cheryl was saying. She said she
was walking through the Marian shopping center and she felt
everyone was looking at her because they knew she didn't
have boobs. But boobs do not make the woman. No,
I sometimes feel like, yeah, I think Shakespeare was right
on it.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Yeah, very clever men he did.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
So what we're going to do, We're going to get
a bus and to get on the bus, you can
have two, one or none, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yeah, yeah, it's open.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Yeah, but just not your real ones. All right, it's
probably not.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Ones and we will be checking them vigorously.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Been through this all right? You will welcome on this
bus because we want to spoil you. We want to
take you out from amazing brunch, but we want to
celebrate your beauty and where you are right now.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
We're going to pamp you and you're going to bring
a mate as well, because you need to bring a
mate that hasn't gone and got tested. And we're going
to get them tested while we're at it, because we're
helping everyone out. We're trying to come up with a
name for this bus. So maybe a couple of options
just to get the ball rolling, the Mammary Metro, if
we got Des on board, it would be DES's minibus,
(37:39):
and then the Adelaide City Titty Committee.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
That's where I'm at. That's why we need your help. Tan,
you're a seafret rise Okay? What are we calling the bus?
Speaker 10 (37:50):
Breast these.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Get your breasty on to get a breasty checked?
Speaker 15 (37:56):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Oh I love this and your one of your friends
has been through it? Yeah, yeah she has. Okay, well
can you let her know that she is absolutely eligible
to register?
Speaker 2 (38:05):
All right?
Speaker 3 (38:05):
We love that, Tanya.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Thank you, will thank you, thank you, tany good start.
Quentin up in Modbrea. Have you got a name suggestion
for our bus? I have indeed, the Betty boob Bus,
Betty boom Bus.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Okay, bit of a throwback, bit of a throwback. Have
you got a connection to this, Quentin that makes you
so passionate about it?
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (38:25):
Yes, a friend of mine is a breastcating survivor.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Oh I love it all right?
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Will you tell that person that they're eligible as well
to come on our Basquint and Caroen will do. Okay, Karen,
what name do you want to know the bus?
Speaker 8 (38:38):
Titty titty bang bang.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
It's very good.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
It's very good, so good, And I understand your niece
is going through this at the moment.
Speaker 16 (38:51):
Yeah, she was diagnosed with triple negative breast cancer.
Speaker 7 (38:55):
She's had a double miseectomy and she's undergone reconstructive soldiery Darlin.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Karen, you let her know that she can come on
our bus because you can't have your two real boots
to get on. She's in with us, no problem at all.
Speaker 7 (39:08):
Okay, thank you, Good.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
News, Karen.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
They are progressing over there. Amy and Cheltenham. Have you
got a name for our bus?
Speaker 8 (39:16):
Good morning, guys.
Speaker 9 (39:17):
Ali just kind of stole it.
Speaker 8 (39:19):
I was thinking of calling the bus feelers two one
or none.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Feelings. Okay, we're just playing on it.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
Amy, you've had a mistake to me.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
I have.
Speaker 8 (39:31):
I've had a one side misset to me the left side,
and I haven't had any reconstructive surgery.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
So well, Amy, I had my right side. So between
us we got two.
Speaker 8 (39:40):
Oh well that's that's two real ones. We won't be
allowed on the bus.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Well, it's like a three legged race back in sports day.
We just tell you both upstair next to each other,
same bra. It's all good.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Amy, You are welcome if you'd like to come along,
we'd love to celebrate.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Damie.
Speaker 8 (39:55):
Keep up the good work with letting everybody know about it.
I think you know the community where and this is
what's going to really help people in getting testament things.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
So keep it up, keep up a good lad we'll
do And oh my love to you, Ami, Thank you,
Damien of Little Hampton. What song do you want to call?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Sorry, what name do you.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Want to call the bus?
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Booblicious?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Delicious like boot delicious? Yeah, this is your girl, higher
up body Charmaine and Salisburys. Have you got a name
for us to name this bus?
Speaker 16 (40:28):
Oh well mine sounds a bit boring compared to the
other ones, but it's the booth bus. And I was thinking,
maybe you know how they had the red nose day
they had the red, big red nose on the front
of it. You could you could make it into you
could like just a boob and had the boot bus.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
I love that age is a titty on the front.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
All right, Now, well, what we can do is we
can have like a working name of the boo bus,
but titty Titty's got to get in there, doesn't it?
Speaker 12 (40:58):
That sounds awesome?
Speaker 11 (40:59):
I did.
Speaker 16 (41:00):
I also wanted to say that I used to work
in age care, so I did used to look after
some ladies that had gone through this, and you know
it imagining how hard it would have been for you know,
for everyone's going through this. So you know, great, great
job guys, Thank you mate.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
All right, So.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Here's what it is. So we've got all these names,
is even more coming through. Heather of Hampson Garden said
body beautiful booby bus. Emma of Marion said the titty Taxi,
I like.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Teddy tax.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Said bold and the beautiful beautiful bulberfoolful boob and the
boobiful boom boom boom boom.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Well all right, boobs are what's happening right now is
you can now register online. If you are somebody that
has been through this, you can absolutely come along. We
just want to celebrate how amazing you are. And you
need to be able to bring a friend along who
you have been badgering to get tested and they haven't
done it. Okay, So mix one A two three dot
com dot are you thank you for all those names.
(41:56):
We'll go along and tomorrow we'll officially name We've got
to pick one our boom bus maxonally in the morning.
All right, We've got a couple of things, a couple
little bits of homework for you.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Number one.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
Get to mix one of two to three dot com
dot au and register or let somebody in your life
know that we will be taking a whole heap of
breast cancer survivors off on an amazing trip, brunching them,
dining them, making them feel beautiful. Yep, that's what we
want to do it. So you can register there at
number two. Get ready for your all ladlad' show tickets.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yeah, because it's the adlaid show ticket take over. Yes,
we are tripling trippling your chances to win the tickets
every twenty minutes, all day, every hour while you work
today with the Michelle Murth.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Oh I need doesn't it need a little bit more.
Speaker 9 (42:44):
That?
Speaker 10 (42:44):
Man?
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Yeah, celebrate dat.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
I actually drove down Goodwood Road yesterday and the kids
because I must admit I've been trying to keep it
on the download because the Pesta power is epic and
they've got all the signs up and you can see
the lights going on the wheels, and yeah, very exciting.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
We are very close to because we Channel ten is
on Greenhill Road and we're not even that close, but
Greenhill Road just starts to smell like a farm during
this week or two.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
We're very close to.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
The journo's brilliant, all right, So that's coming up with
Michelle Murphy. Plus she's got Adelaide's widest writing from the
eighties to now.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
If you don't mine.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Branch, yeah everywhere what it's on, I do it? Oh cool, yeah, cooly.
I went and saw the Falls Festival ten years ago.
Coolier came out the Falls Festival.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
He played a twenty minute set, which is the third
of everyone else. He played this song twice and I
don't know what else he did for the other ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
All right, there is so much waiting for you with
Michelle Murphy, all this great music. Plus how about that
three times as many Royal Adelaide's show tick. It's tickets,
tickets take, but good luck everyone makes you back your
off to six tomorrow morning.
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