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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast show Max Andale in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Do you share your hair brush with your wife?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
I don't have a hairbrush, so no, okay.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Do you share? I don't know. The occasional sprits of perfume.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
I think they would smell good in a little bit
of chi.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
I use a bit of Matt's after shave if it's
there to smell it. Oh, yeah, because it makes it
smells him anyway. Putting that aside, do you use her deodorant?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Very very rarely. Sometimes I have really yeah to spray.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Okay, So do you think it's hygienic if everybody in
the same family was to use the same stick or
roll on?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
As soon as you say stick no, roll on no.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
So this is a question that Janet is asking because
a woman thought that she was completely normal and basically said,
I can't believe it. I can't believe everybody else has
their own their own individual stick of deoda because she
buys one for her family five.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
I hate it so much and they all.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Use the same one. And her reasoning is is that
you know used by because they use clinical strength. I
did do a deep dive into this. They're using a
clinical strength.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
One got to be clinical.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
And so she said, well, if I'm buying one for
every member, it's going to cost me like fifty bucks.
These things are like ten bucks each other.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Doesn't go off love. There's no use by date deodorant.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, but I think she's saying that that would be
an outlay in her budget, that maybe she couldn't take
it at that time. Anyway, I'm not defending her. I'm
not defending her, but it blows like I really like,
I'm pretty relaxed about things, but even I just go nah.
Sharing a stick of deodorant. I had to do it
once with a girlfriend because we were out shopping, and

(01:49):
I said, oh my god, I forgot my deotor it
can I use some? And I rubbed it on like
a leaf first and then put it under my arm
and I gave a feel. It does feel there's something
weird about it, right.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
I want to ban the sticks. I want to ban
the roll up.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Just use the praise mate.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
The aluminium people.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah, I know who cares. Joe's lad will be all right.
I just don't want to use the same stick.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Idiot. Well, I imagine in the foota change rooms afterwards.
Every week.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
It always someone will always be like, hey can.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
I borrow you? Anyone got any detent and someone will
throw them We can't done.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
But here's the thing though, in the footy thing or
when you put your deodorant on a home nine times
out of tens after a shower, right, yeah, so your
armpits are going to be clean anyway, so it's just
like rubbing anything on.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Oh but yeah, you've got hairs under your arms, like
you do that even if it's a clean hair. Imagine
someone you hand someone you stick your theodor and and
they hand it back to you and there's just like
two armpit hairs on it.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
It's gross, man.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
So clearly you're not sharing undies on the basis of that, right, Okay,
well we've put that down there. So we decided that
she's great.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Gray and we're all right, yeah she's crazy, all right.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
So just as an aside to that, you know how
Father's Day is coming up? Yeah, well, Chemist Warehouse has
given us one thousand dollars to spend at the Mardy Kemiwee.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
It is so much deodoran and so what we would.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Thought for Father's Day we'd find Adelaide Smellia's dad.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Yeah, because they got all the cents, they got all
the deodas, but they've got all this. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you can throw on a little bit, a little bit,
that good little bit of that Georgia mart and there
might be.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
A few boys coming in from the site or you know,
the hard day at the office that a stick of
deoduran ain't going to be out of done.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I had to eat the stick of deoda and to
get anywhere.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
We have a thousand dollar Chemists Warehouse avoucher. Just call
us now in thirteen one or two three for your
chance to win. Now. You do see a lot of
shirts off, and you don't see many volleyballs, but you
see absolute beauty. In the Netflix series Emily in Paris,
Basically Emily goes to Paris, works in an advertising agency.
She wasn't supposed to go, and within a blink she's

(03:53):
eating it, you know, hatted restaurants, and she's wearing designer
clothes and she's just being wooed everything.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Guys so well, just.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Frenchmen, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
It makes Paris look like a perfect, perfect place.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
And like she sort of trips down the sidewalk and
then buys as bunches of flowers.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Yeah, yeah, wearing your heels on the cobble, I know, right, And.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
So I don't know. I've been watching it going Look.
I know that we've saw Paris and looked pretty beautiful
at the Olympics, But is this really all that's cracked
up to be? It ain't all that.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
I'm thirty one or two three, we are asking you
have you been there? And is it maybe not.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
What it is all cracked up to be? Just from
Huntfield Heights, what did you think of Paris?

Speaker 5 (04:34):
It's pretty, but you've got to try and do everything
you can to save a dollar. It's pretty expensive. I
took my toddler and we had one of those travel
prams that fold up really compact in overhead storage, so
it's very small. And we had this reservation that told
us we couldn't take prams. They said that the restaurant
across the road would take it, and I was like,
oh okay. So we crossed the road and head into
the restaurant and I was like the people said I

(04:54):
could leave my pram here, and the restaurant guys like yeah, cool,
five euro and I'm like, what my little pram? And
so my husband and I found a bush and we
folded up our prams and we threw our pram in
the bush and hoped it was still going to be
there after when and did our reservation came back and
the bush held it perfectly, So you go, Jess.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
In Paris, that should be the shok still from Old Roanella.

Speaker 6 (05:21):
So I went into a public toilet because I had
to use the facility, and I walked into a stool.
It smelt very funky, and then I discovered that someone
had actually done a reverse kangarpoo. I screamed, Almos died
from lack of oxygen. And I was telling my friend
as I first out of the still what was going on,
and the attendant looked horrified and then he ran in.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
I Afketer me.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Amy and Andrews, what have you got?

Speaker 7 (05:47):
My sister and I went to Paris for the day.
Started off a bit weird. There was like, you know,
just your people at the train station with the big
guns and they're just casually walking around. So we kind
of spent the day just looking around. We went to
the Notre Dame. We got kicked out of Notre Dame
for showing too much skin and making a fuss ivede.
My sister laugh so hard she had to sit down

(06:08):
to wet herself.

Speaker 8 (06:09):
So we got kick out there.

Speaker 7 (06:14):
It was hilarious. So after that we spent the rest
of the day to trying to put ourselves out. We're
about to get on the train.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
We'll be early.

Speaker 7 (06:20):
So we went to seal a cafe and the red
flag should have been the two guys out the front
that were very sketchy looking. We went in anyway, they
gave us lack last champagne each. We quickly realized we
were in some sort of Paris mafia cafe with guys
coming and going. There were handshake deals going on, sketchy
work happening, but we just sat there with our champagne,

(06:40):
just taking it all. End when in Paris.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
So good, I'm not going to have to go to Paris,
all right, don't forget. You can keep the calls coming
through thirty one, two three. In the meantime, your first
question and answer advantage for the ten thousand minutes to
ten thousand dollars minute is just around the corner.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah, we'll give you the first question to the first
answer to get you closer. When we played ten thousand
dollars minute after eight. That's next with maximally on Mix
one or two point.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Three maximally in the morning. Let's go mythbusting in our
e news. Are you ready? Three big ones? It looks
like Ben Affleck is not passing Kathleen Kennedy.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Okay, how did you you asked him?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Well, you know, I've got contacts Meryl Street in fact,
if you haven't heard. So, this was the big room
of doing the round. And I mentioned it earlier because
there are all these photos of them together and they
were saying that he had rebounded with Kathleen Kick Kennedy, Yes,
daughter of Robert F. Kennedy, very famous family. This was
after j Low officially farmed for divorce just last week. However,

(07:46):
a rep of his has actually come out and said, no,
everything about him and Kick is absolutely untrue.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Oh I saw a video of him hit his arm
round her, but he's also absolutely Hammond was maybe just
using yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Also to that one. All right, it's been one year
since Genner or Taga. Of course, she is huge because
she played Wednesday, but it was rumored that she was
with Johnny Depp. Now, those headlines were everywhere and she
was actually speaking to BuzzFeed about the craziest headline she's
seen about herself, and she busted that rumor.

Speaker 9 (08:18):
Probably that I was in a serious relationship with Johnny Depp,
and I wanted everybody.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
To leave us alone.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
It's so insane to me, Like, I never spoke on that.

Speaker 10 (08:27):
I never said anything like that.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Articles really do just make up their own quotes. But
I thought that that was pretty hilarious. I was on
set with Richardie Grant and he came up to me
and he just said, oh, so you and Johnny, and
I laughed because I don't know that person. Oh I love.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
That's probably a good thing because Johnny Depp is three
times and.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
I remember saying that when those rumors came out, I'm going,
come on, okay, let's finish with this. So much concern
has been about our boy gold LOGI winning presenter Larry
Emder and he wasn't on air on the morning show yesterday,
so people were thinking, oh my gosh, maybe he's died.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Maybe he got infectioned infection in his statoo.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Well no, Also, it was everyone was very concerned because
that was the same day that news broke the New
South Wales Police had been forced to take an AVO
out to protect him from an allegedly obsessed fan. However,
he's okay. He had a rostered day off and he
wasn't on the morning show. He was just doing the
chase astraightis did that room much harm?

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Does not? It was a lower stakes result.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Okay, Well, let's finish with this one. If you're a
fan of White Loaders, you're going to absolutely love Aubrey Plaza.

Speaker 8 (09:34):
Now.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
She played Harper Spiller in All of It in the
second series, and everybody loved her performance. However, she actually
hasn't watched it. Why, well, I think we love her more.
I'm going to to be honest.

Speaker 9 (09:48):
I had trouble opening my HBO Max account when I
was trying to watch it. Originally, I couldn't figure out
the password, and I usually just give up. I'd love
a DVD, but they don't send DVD sets anymore.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
I asked them every time. She is now completely my
new favorite actress.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Been there, ah, been there.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
And usually this is something that I would rip you
about Ali because technology it's not my friend. We got
a different TV in our house, I don't know, a
year or two ago, and I still have not logged
into Disney Plus on it because I don't know the
password on that one.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
I just know it's logged in on the downstairs TV.
I don't know how to.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
He is absolutely out of control. Now. My mum used
to have a little black book where she would write
down all of her past to do that would be
my advice to be which I always did point out
when the burglar breaks in, everything's.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Going don't do that.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Three course, if you want us to write down your
bank passwords, though we happen to take him, I'll store
them securely anyway.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
The good news is The White Lighters season three is
absolutely confirmed and will be set in Thailand. So there's
any news for this morning Mix one or two point
three Max and Ali in the morning. Let's send some
people to the show the Chilter All your three Royal
Adelaide show tickets.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Are on me.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Oh Maddie from Seaford Rise, Good morning, Hello, good morning.

Speaker 11 (11:10):
How are you.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
You've been one of those parents that we've all dreaded.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
I've understood.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yes, you went off on a Gold Coast holiday and
then the kid injured himself so badly he didn't get
to do anything.

Speaker 7 (11:22):
Yeah, what.

Speaker 10 (11:24):
Oh so, my my daughter.

Speaker 11 (11:27):
She went on one of the slides at the resort
and she hit her head so hard she ended up
needing eight stitches and we were in hospital on three
separate occasions.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Yeah, yeah, right, So do we think that maybe sending
your child off to the show where there's a whole
bunch of rides where they could do the same sort
of thing again is a good idea?

Speaker 11 (11:51):
Look, I did think about it. I was concerned that
she's so excited.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
And also you're a nursing student too, Maddie, so you'll
be able to fix her up on the run. You'll
be fine.

Speaker 11 (12:06):
Honestly, I wish that I had the confidence who every
time they hurt theirself, I just get so worried forgot
what I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Oh daddy, Well, here's the deal. What about if we
give you a family pass Togo the Royal Adelaide Show.
But you've got a promise to be confident. Should anyone
split anything that they shouldn't, absolutely not, she will be
perfectly safe.

Speaker 11 (12:28):
I'm going to make sure of it.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Fantastic, All right, that's a good deal. Right, You need
to go along with someone, Madde, because that's the whole
point of our game. You jumped online a mixed one
or two point three, and you wanted to pay it
forward to someone else?

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Who do you want to pay it forward to? Maddie?

Speaker 11 (12:43):
So I wanted to pay forward from show tickets to
my wonderful friend Katie. She's she's just amazing. She's a
really good friend of mine that I have known for
I think about five years now, and we went through
studies together. She graduated just before I have, and she's

(13:06):
been out working for a little bit and just recently
her her some grandad passed away and he's been doing
it a little bit tough.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah, then perfect.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Well I'll tell you what, Maddie. We've got Katie actually
listening to this. Hi, Katy, Hello, how are you going.

Speaker 12 (13:28):
Now?

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Obviously Marley losing grandad that's so tough at that age,
because I know he's only ten. Do you think getting
along to the Royal Lad Lad Show might help you? Remark?

Speaker 10 (13:37):
Oh, I suspect it.

Speaker 7 (13:38):
Probably, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah, Well, this I think will work out. See Maddie
takes her kids, they split their head open. It sounds
like you because you graduated nursing first, you can take
care of them and then Maddie can take your boy
Marley often do whatever he wants.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
It sounds great, Katie. Were you heading along the show
this year? Anyway?

Speaker 10 (14:00):
We were.

Speaker 7 (14:01):
My son's got a pupil free day, so we talked
about going on his pupil free day. But I'd already
given him a bit of a headstup that it was
going to have to be one of those cheeks, you know.

Speaker 13 (14:11):
Maybe one showbag, all the free stuff kind of day.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
So he was really good.

Speaker 10 (14:15):
He actually said to me, all I need is a
day with you.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
He said that, because he wants more shows. Is you've
got free tickets, which means that you've got a little
bit more money to spend on a second show back
so much.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
That's our absolute pleasure, ladies, all right, so you're going
to get along there. Not only that, you've got access
to Maxinali's hoarded house presented by Hollywood Horrors as well.
So maybe for their older kids.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
That might be right up there, Alley, but enjoy it,
I guess I mean for you both have the best day.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Is that Marley. That's Marley job well done.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
I can hear him. He's run down the hallway.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
He see you guys. Enjoy mix one or two three
dot com dot au if you want to win a
Royal Adelaide show pass and send somebody else on and
just remember.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Too, are you ready to go where else but the show?
Book tickets at the show dot com dot you or food.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Land maximally in the morning. Now, I don't think there
is a worse place to take a child than.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
A crockery shop bullet child.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
It's so terrifying. I break out of sweat anytime. I
might have to go to Will and Barrow with one
of the three. In fact, you probably had my husband
to that list as well, because you're just worried they're
going to smash something. The best story of the last
twenty four hours has to have come courtesy of a
little boy who went to a museum. He was all

(15:58):
of four years of age, and he was a bit
curious and he ended up breaking a three and a
half thousand year old urn made it was a bit
bigger than that. He got better, better, better, and it
was so this thing predates King Solomon. And the reason
that it was so rare, as the museum curator said,

(16:22):
was that it was so intact. Yeah, it was because normally,
if you're finding the old gear.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
It's in bits and pieces already it was, it is
no longer. The boy wanted to have a look about
what was inside.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
He was curious, what's inside this jar?

Speaker 4 (16:37):
So he just pulls on the handle ever so slightly,
and this large. I mean, it's got to be like
fifty to one hundred.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Centimes bigger than a four year old.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yeah, it just falls tumbles.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Now, the museum believes that there's a special charm in
showing archaeological finds without obstructions. Wonder if that policy will
be changing.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
I'd be changing that.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
And also, this is the other thing I absolutely adore. Now,
what do you reckon? Has happened in that moment? Obviously
the dad has died a million deaths. He's going to
so I'm my kid, Oh my gosh, what am I
going to do? All right? But then the museum has
invited the family back for an organized tour a few
days later, and they responded, no, they responded, the jar

(17:20):
was accidentally damaged by a young child visiting the museum,
and the response will be accordingly. So they're being really
lovely about it all. Can I tell you the moment
that that child got in the car? Response would have.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
Been nuclear, and I was If I was that person's dad,
I would not be letting them go back to.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
But they're hanging him up. They're hanging, drawing and quartering him.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
There is always that moment where your kid does something
or breaks something and you're looking at them and in
like the big part of your brain, you're going, oh,
it's just a kid. It was an accident. These accidents happened. However,
in the gut wrenching, yelling part of your psyche, you
were going, oh, I.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Can't believe you. How the biggest deal, the biggest deal.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Mate. At one stage, we had three broken windows in
our back area, like our backyard, thanks to our middle
sun football and two baseballs.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Didn't learn after the first, Oh.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
My you reckon? That wasn't yelled him. All the neighbors
knew exactly what I thought of the third.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Not learning after the first is actually a bit of
a recurring theme for me. I went over to a
friend's place when I was younger, and we were kicking
a footy inside and there were little hanging lights and
one of the footies went into a light, and it's
just sort of pulled it a little bit out of
the plaster just hanging a little bit out.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
There's four. By the end of the session there was
three lights hanging a little bit out of the plaster.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
It's target practice.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Yeah, that came upstairs and was not thrilled.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
And the son who I had been kicking the football
with could not have pointed at me quicker, could not
have done it any quicker.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
So thirty one O two three, what is the kid broken?
We've got one hundred dollars prepaid visa gift card up
for grabs, so you can maybe go and buy something
to replace the things the kid's broken.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
Yeah, whether it's a three and a half thousand year
old jar or maybe just something new in your house,
or maybe you an urn or some ash.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
And we want your honest response of what you said
to the kid. That would be maximale in the morning
on mixed one and two point three maxinalely in the morning,
twenty three degrees and I'm mostly sunny. Day was exciting
for you. What's not necessarily exciting is when your kid
breaks something and you just look at them and in
that moment you know it's an accident. Yeah, but you

(19:37):
just think they should have known better.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
But I hate you for ever.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
This has started with a three and a half thousand
year old jar being smashed in a museum in Israel
because four year old just sort of pulled it towards
him a little bit because he wanted to have a
look see what's inside.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Do you know what, though, I blame the dad. Where
was the dad serious? When when my kids go into
a breaking shop, like people can here us coming, don't
touch anything. Watch out for your bags. Tuck those I
actually have made. I've made them put their school bags
on the front so they look like pregnant people.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
They can hear your the Clark family coming because you've
wrapped your entire kids up in like bubble wrap.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
There's just this plastic squation.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
So blast from Salisbury North. What did your child break?

Speaker 14 (20:20):
He broke his school lap top. But he didn't do
it by accident. He did it deliberately. Why he didn't
want to do his homework?

Speaker 2 (20:31):
You are laughing now? Were you laughing at the time?
Oh no?

Speaker 14 (20:35):
Could it cost me two hundred and sixty dollars to
get it fixed?

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Straight out of terror? Are you raizy?

Speaker 14 (20:44):
He took it apart and took bits out of it,
so it wouldn't connect to the school network, so he
couldn't actually submit the work.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
This is system breaking. Hang on a second, though, Blaster.
At the same time, as a parent, I would have
been like, if that was my child wanting to do that,
they would just drop there.

Speaker 14 (21:03):
I was furious at the time.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
But you know, what do you do.

Speaker 14 (21:08):
Around the line? You do after it's done.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
You know, in room, he.

Speaker 14 (21:14):
Kept telling me that the laptop wasn't working. I'm like, well,
you need to take it back to the tech people
at school because it's a school issue laptop. And he
took it apart. Then he kept denying it, and you
find a bits and bits of wire in his school
bags and he still denied it.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Blassy, your child is on a terror watch list somewhere all.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
The raising such an incrediblely smart child, Dami at Evanston Park.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
What does your kid break?

Speaker 4 (21:45):
My son?

Speaker 8 (21:46):
We went to visit my best friend's brand new house
that she had just built, and he kept playing around
on the rocking chair in the lound room, which I
repeatedly asked him to stop playing with, and then he
jumped off and the entire rocking chair flicked back and
smash the brand new laundry.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Window picture Amy in the moment once you realize that
no one's bleeding were your first words, I told you
not to rock on that chair.

Speaker 15 (22:13):
Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 8 (22:14):
I was extremely opposurate.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Thank you, Leanne in Gaula. What did your kid break?

Speaker 2 (22:21):
She's the kid. I believe you are the kid.

Speaker 5 (22:24):
I am the kid. I was borrowing my dad's camera
not long after I got my full license, and I
was trying to overtake a truck up a very big hill.
And I remember my friend saying, Oh, you can just
drop it back manually into the next gear down and
go a bit faster to get faster. So I dropped

(22:45):
my dad's thought, I into the next gear down and
I blew it up. I blew up the engine. I'd
put a piston through the side of the engine.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Oh okay, so you pull off on the side of
the road, or you limp to the side.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Of the road.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
I limped to the side of the road.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
And then you had to tell Dad what was that conversation?

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Like?

Speaker 5 (23:04):
Ah, that was a very very very difficult conversation to
have his like bloody Kimiras or a heap of ship.
I never should have held the statesman. I went back
in the nineties and things tough, and yes, you know,
finances were in the beds, and so he came at
a very difficult time. And I didn't have the heart

(23:26):
to tell him. I was just so horrified.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
In fact, the.

Speaker 14 (23:30):
Feelings are coming back.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
I was so horrified that I had to explain that
I'd blown up his one and only transport short of
the farm. Mute, and yeah, I did not No, wait,
he still doesn't know.

Speaker 15 (23:48):
He still does not know.

Speaker 5 (23:50):
No, I couldn't do it.

Speaker 14 (23:51):
I couldn't do it.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Is your dear dad still with us, Yes he is.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
I'm certainly hoping him.

Speaker 14 (24:03):
And his wife.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Alright, and go and wipe all the sweat from his kid.
He's coming back, Thank you, and keep the calls coming.
Three and a half thousand year old and an intact
and so rare predates King Solomon was broken by a
small child at a museum because he was curious and
just had a look inside.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
I just wanted to have a look see what's inside,
pulled it towards him, up, down it goes.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
So we're asking you on thirty one O two three,
what did your kid break?

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Matt from Birkenhead, What did you do.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
It wasn't me, It was my seven year old daughter, Yes, perfect.
She threw a book at her sister, missed her sister
and it slessed the window. What book I'm not sure
what book it was.

Speaker 10 (24:47):
It was nine years ago.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
It must have been like a heavy Harry Potter or something.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was a hardcover book.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
And yeah, it took out the corner part of the
window and they must have covered it up. I think
they covered it up with a picture or something, because
we didn't find out for about a day or two
later when we were actually out the back. And yeah,
we've seen that the window.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Was fash and in the meantime many burglars or rain
or birds that want to enter your house they're welcome.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yes, yes, that's right. When you approached him, ah yes, eventually,
well not actually admitted it. The youngest one dobbed her in.

Speaker 8 (25:24):
Yeah, no worries.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
All right, let's go thirteen one or two three? Kim
from Seaford, Yeah, going, yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Good, good good.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
What happened?

Speaker 10 (25:36):
Oh, well, we were out camping. I was only about two,
but my brother was four and just in me caravan
park a truck. He had pulled up to stay the night,
and my brother went missing. I was five kids and
we couldn't find him. And there he was, this big
burly bloke truck driver pulled around with his kid in
his arms, and David had been filling his truck like

(25:58):
his petrol tank with sugar.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Oh no, I'm not a mechanic, but I imagine that's
not a good dad.

Speaker 10 (26:06):
Big dollars. It was big, big dollars. It had to
get thick, big, like my dad was an achanic and
he was a little dude and the big, big burly
truck driver. Yeah, so Dad's repalked him. Yeah, big dogs
a poor glen.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Wow, well played, Kim. Thank you, Sarah of kind of
like gardens. Okay, what happened with you? Sorry?

Speaker 15 (26:31):
Many moons ago. I used to be a nanny and
I used to take the children to a playgroup that
was run by a little community church. And at Christmas
time we went to the playgroup ran like a Christmas
little session for the kids and had a Nativity set
and then the Nativity set was one of those ceramic
Nativity sets and they did the Christmas story and then
afterwards they were letting the children have a look at it,

(26:53):
and the toddler that I looked after picked up the
baby Jesus and put it in its put the baby
Jesus head in her mouth, and I immediately was like,
take it out your mouth, don't put it in your mouth.
And then she bit it head off, Jesus Jesus head off,
Baby Jesus's head off. And you know, we never went

(27:17):
back to that We never went back to that church again.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
I mean, he performs miracles right.

Speaker 15 (27:24):
The look of the minister and all the old, old
lovely lady volunteers, they were all sitting around the kids
and the child that I had had to bite the
head off.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Its So, Sarah, you and Nanning, and did you ever
tell the parents of said child that maybe when they
go back, or if they ever say they came back,
they might not be welcome.

Speaker 15 (27:45):
Well, no, because I didn't want them to think that
I wasn't responsible and keeping an eye on their child
and stopping them from destroying story topery of the church.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Can you imagine having to tell them your child has choked,
and not only have they choked, to pay a choke
on Baby Jesus head.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
While that child's gone on to the army hammer let's
give away some money.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Maximally's ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Yeah, ten questions right in sixty seconds gets you the
ten cake.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Belinda in all gated could be coming to you today.
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
What are you going to spend this ten thousand dollars
on it? In about a minute's time?

Speaker 13 (28:27):
Good morning?

Speaker 5 (28:29):
I think probably just a holiday.

Speaker 13 (28:31):
It's Quinkland.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
I was thinking Palm.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Cove or ye oh lovely, get to the sheriffon up
there in Port Douglas kick back in.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
The would be nice.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yeah, I've been there with our family. Five was the
Discovery Park.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Get to it further exactly.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
All right, Belinda, So here we go. You're feeling up
and about. Oh we have big side.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Get rid of it all, pumping up at you. Got
ten questions in sixty seconds.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
Give you ten bucks right for every correct answer, but
we wont all ten thousand dollars. Now we do have
to accept your first answer, and if you pass on
a question, we'll come back to it at the end
if there is some time.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
That's the best way to do it. Don't aminah for
too long, Belinda.

Speaker 15 (29:13):
Okay, okay, all right, let's do.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Okay, thank you, all right, Belinda who will go to
Palm Coke in sixty seconds? I think, come on, come on,
Belinda from Augate your two time.

Speaker 14 (29:25):
I haven't got the advantages though, either you're smart enough, Blinda,
I can sense it in your time starts now.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Name the two thousand and eight Meryl Street movie based
on songs from Abba.

Speaker 8 (29:39):
Nama Mia.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
What do the letters in AFL stand.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
For Australian Football League?

Speaker 2 (29:45):
How many humps does a dromedary camel have? Oh two?
Who wrote the children's book The Cat and a Hat?
Doctor Zoo? Which dating app starting with a B has
a yellow logo? I don't know?

Speaker 10 (30:00):
A bumble?

Speaker 2 (30:01):
What date is known as Star Wars Day?

Speaker 5 (30:04):
May the fourth be with his first of May?

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Which nineties boy band saying I want it that way?

Speaker 8 (30:11):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Which suburb is the Women's and Children's Hospital in North Ala?
Which neighbor's character is leaving the show after thirty years?

Speaker 10 (30:20):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (30:20):
A pedestrian crossing mark with white stripes is referred to
by what animal's name? Which nineties boy band saying I
want it that way?

Speaker 14 (30:28):
Oh, boys are back?

Speaker 7 (30:30):
That Street Boys.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Character? Which neighbors character is leaving the show after thirty years?

Speaker 4 (30:37):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (30:42):
So much joy to be had in your answers, so
much joy love.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
I actually cannot.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
We play that band a lot on this station, and
when we play the Boys are back, go off?

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Got there?

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Eventually? Here they are? Here are the Boys back a back?

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Let's go through correct answers for Linda, the two thousand
and eight Mertle Street movie based on songs from Abbamma Mia. Yes,
Now what letters of the AFL? What do the letters
in AFL stand for Australian Football League? Who wrote children's
book Cat and the Hat Doctor Zeus, which apps started
with a B has a yellow logo.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Possibly the first question that we've ever had with a
bit of editorial around it.

Speaker 14 (31:32):
Not that I know it.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
I promise I'm not on it, husbands, but yes, bumble fantastic?

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Now what day is no Star Wars Gate? This was beautiful.
You said may the fourth be with you and then
you said May first?

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Did not make more sense for it to be May fourth?

Speaker 10 (31:56):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Yeah, Now it's a dodgy phone line. And I thought,
originally she said may the fourth, but may first. But
we do have to accept the first answer.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
So fourth? Yeah? Why not?

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Yeah? Four?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
I think so?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
For entertainment, enter alone.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
Which nineties boy band, saying I want it that way.
You sort of nailed it with Boys of Back. Okay,
we can't give you that one. The Women's and Children's
hospitals in North adelaide a. That's a tickmte, right, pedestrian

(32:38):
crossing with white stripes is a zebra crossing, and the
neighbour's characters Leaving the show this week after thirty years
is Tody aka Jared Rebecci.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
The Toadfish himself.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Also had a brother called Stonefish and a sister called
gem Fish. Not making.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
A camel by the way, tromed Dromedary Camel's got one.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Hup, it's a trick question.

Speaker 15 (33:02):
Okay, Oh there you go, you guys.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
That was fun, wasn't it.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
You are a world ride Okay, about sixty bucks, So
we didn't get you up to Palm Cove. What is
Blinda from Aorgate going to spend that on? Oh?

Speaker 5 (33:20):
I think a delicious time meal from Fred's at All
Gates or something like that.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
I'm calling it seven. I'm calling it seven. You've got
the Star Wars one oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Seventy bucks?

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Pretty you even get a drink out of mocktail out there?
Into that from Fred's.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Belinda, you're an absolute gym.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Thanks guys.

Speaker 12 (33:43):
Pinin scene.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
How are you.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Calling it? Certainly is just get to mix one of
two three dot com dot au because we're just wanting
people who maybe have had a bit of a rough shot.
And that's like putting it lightly, but somebody who maybe
have had to look in stare down at breast cancer.
You might have had a mistake to me, or a
lumpectomy or something along those lines, because we want to

(34:10):
give you the chance to feel as beautiful as you
truly are. Because certainly, when I was going through this journey,
that's the bit that I found really confronting.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Yeah, we're going to celebrate you on a bus with
a whole bunch of like minded women, and you're all
going to bring a mate along, and that mate we're
gonna hopefully end up getting them checked.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Yeah, we say hopefully, because like had the idea that
you can't have all of your two real breasts to
get on the bus.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
So we had that idea, Yeah, that one scrim Yeah,
it's fine.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
We just thought, well, yeah, we want to get these
people tested it and we hadn't actually worked out how
that was going to happen now. Yesterday, Lauren Chivetta spoke
to Or she's the program director of Breast Green Essay,
and she did point out that we've had two and
a half thousand newbies just put their hand up to
be tested in July alone, so they're a bit under
the pump.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Yeah. Ali's not referring to it as this, but we
all are. It is the effect.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
They did have the second biggest day ever behind Kylie
Minogue for registrations after Allie's announcement, and it's just sort
of continued, which means that it's so good it's difficult
for us to drive our bus.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
That's bad.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Somewhere.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Laura checked in Taveta, you were going to go and
beg borrow, steal some overtime. I don't know, somehow make
it work. Are we able to get this busload of
women to you guys somewhere and get them tested?

Speaker 10 (35:26):
We are in Ali, come on.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Them. It's all good, Yeah, all good.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
The team.

Speaker 13 (35:35):
You know, obviously we've made sure that women who are
have appointments, we're keeping them team. Have weaped their magic,
They've shuffled some stuff and we can bring the baby
bus down to our Christine's Beach clinic.

Speaker 14 (35:46):
We've got the car park.

Speaker 13 (35:47):
There, we can park it. We can get these women
in for.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Their That's awesome. Dare I ask what you had to
promise all these incredible brescreen essay and team members to
get this happening on late notice?

Speaker 13 (35:59):
They are incredible. Absolutely, I think the thanks and the
praise and knowing that they're doing great will be enough,
and obviously we'll we'll thank them, of course, but absolutely
we're in.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
I'm thinking maybe like a couple of extra package of
tim Tams in the break room.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Or something like that, or Lauren, would have just been
the pleasure of hearing Max Burford perform titdy titty bang
Bang in person. I mean, I mean, will that possibly be?

Speaker 3 (36:23):
That might have been? All right?

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Well, I think we should give him another chance to
have a Listen, Lauren, you didn't get to hear all
of it yesterday. Just feel free to take this tune
back to the team and we cannot wait to see
the end of next week at Christy's Beach Breast greeness eight.
We will see you in here we go, everybody, pretty
titty bang bang any teddy bang bang.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
We love you and titty titty bang bang, hoping there's
no brank. Here is what we'll do. You us in
our food bus will test and screening, just bringing our
friend bang. We'll raise it.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Except live her Chrissy's Beach for a screen.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
I don't know it's good. The words are so fast.
I don't know if I could do that. Life.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
All right, parents, listen up. Hopefully you've dropped the kids
off to school and you're now doing the dash, maybe
to get into work, or maybe you've just got back
home and you're thinking, right, I've got to clean up
some mess that these kids have left me. I signed
my child up to do something that I thought was
a really good thing to do. She does rowing at
her school and she's only sort of what one or
two years in and as a team, the rowing team

(37:36):
is doing a team bonding thing where they're doing an ergo,
which is the way you sit under the gym. Yeah,
they're horrible, horrible thing they're doing for twenty four hours.
It's a big challenge. They sleep in the gym, they
do all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
It sounds terrible.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yeah, but it's a team thing.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
We're raising money. We're just building teams.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
I just thought team bonding. You've got to be there.
If you've committed to something and you've signed off on
committing to it, well then you've got to do the things.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
I remember is the kids from our school when they
used to do ergo's and they would do like two
k's whatever and had taken five or ten minutes, and
they would get up and they would throw up and
they would be in pain.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Twenty four hours.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
I used to row and it was the hardest thing
I've ever had to do. Those all right, So I
signed her up. Apparently, big mistake, huge, huge, So it
starts on a Friday. Should have taken that in consideration,
because we all know that all teenage girls must go
to Runnable with their girlfriends straight after school.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Yeah, walk and you're going to hang out in the
food court and talk to the boys.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
You're already kind of flame, Mum. I don't want to
say no, no, I don't want to hear it. You're
committed to your team and rowing, this is a team thing.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
You have to do it.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
So then I get an email, an email, dear Mum
from your daughter, my daughter. Yeah, I understand that participating
in a twenty four hour rowing of It might seem
like a great opportunity, but I have some serious concerns
about it that I hope you'll consider.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Right right now. I can see this appears to be
pretty well written.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
I can tell little bit of you is maybe slightly
excited by this, Oh yeah, while also eagerly awaiting whats ahead.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Number one physical strain and health risks. Growing for twenty
four hours straight is an extreme physical challenge that can
lean too severe. Fatigue, muscle strain, and even injuries over
exertion can cause long term damage to my body. It's
already miss going.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
It seems factually correct.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
She goes on. It's important to prioritize my health and
well being over one single event.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Absolutely right.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Number two academic and personal responsibilities. I have important academic
and personal commitments that require my attention on a Friday night,
like going to run more with the girlfriends. Yeah whatever,
So I moved quickly on to number three social concerns there,
mental and emotional wellbeing. It is essential to maintain a
healthy balance in life, to say, mentally and emotionally strong,
Such an intense event is not that. Number four, how

(39:49):
many point this woman she's given me, don't golla a woman,
she's a teenage girl. My god. Number four, she's given
me alternate ways that she could stay of active. And
then number five, it appears my fourteen year old daughter
has safety concerns. Fatigue can compare judgment and increase the
risk of accidents or injuries. Ensuring my safety should always

(40:09):
be a top priority. She goes on, there are plenty
of opportunities for me to stay outive and challenge myself
in a safer and more balanced way. Thank you for
your understanding, Love, Eloise.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
Thank you for your understanding. I am reading these kind regards.
Hope this email finds you well.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
I said it straight to her dad, my husband and
I just went I think she's my kid.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Yeah, big time. So are we going to reply?

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Can we send her on that I am getting a
lawyer to draft something right now.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
Honestly, it has to be written by someone professional. She
had five key points.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
And she's also given me some little click through lenks
if I want to look at the reasons I'm leaks.
Max Andale in the morning, all right, we know for
some of you you'll be celebrating Father's Day and fortunate
if you've got your dad around and still with you,
which is beautiful that's happening on some day, But we
thought we might try to help you out.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
With courtesy of our sponsor, correct Chemis Warehouse have come
to the party and they've offered us thousand bucks.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
To spend in store.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Yes, now we all know that Chemist Warehouse do some
amazing things, but one of the great things they do
is stock all the best fragrances in the world.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
So what they're known for.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
You get your Georgios, you get your spurd Brea and
everything Gucci.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Anyway, so we thought it would be a good idea
to find Adelaide's smelliest dad.

Speaker 12 (41:31):
Smelly does smelly dadger like milk left dad in the sun?
Smelly does smellyd your stench far.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Oh very good. Thank you Lisa Goudro for Phoebe.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Anyway, So here's how it's going to work. Just get
on the phone right now thirteen one O two three
if you are happy to dob in your very smelly dad,
and we might be able to register you and we'll
it'll all unfold tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Yeah, you can nominate yourself, but I feel like we're
going to get some more. If you're a kid and
you've got a smelly dad, or maybe you are a
wife of a smelly dad and you would like to
just remind him every now and then that it's nice
to spend some of your thousand dollars at chemist Warehouse
on smelling nice.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Mate. I'm expecting a lot of fishmongers.

Speaker 8 (42:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Oh, Matt's best mate Ali used to be a fishmonger.
The smell. He had to take everything else outside the house.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Smelly dads.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
People that work in like football clubs, trade's anywhere.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Even those that don't use deodorant, We'll take you.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
Yeah. People are work in an office and just sit
there with the same shirt they've been wearing for the
last week and they haven't put on any the odorant.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Yeah, you you're a smelly dad. I want you nominated
thirteen one.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Or two three cool now one thousand dollars value at
Chemists Warehouse up for grabs. All right, enjoy the rest
of your day. Michelle Murphy has heaps more of your
roll Adelaide show tickets on meterback here after six tomorrow.