FULL SHOW 504: THE LAST TICKETS IN TOWN TO TONIGHT'S PORT GAME!

FULL SHOW 504:

THE LAST TICKETS IN TOWN TO TONIGHT'S PORT GAME, WILL YOU GET 'EM OR WILL MAX AND ALI SHRED 'EM?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Adelaide's Fun breakfast show Max Andale. In the morning, I.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Found out about a police bust that I am so
over the moon about.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
We love a good police bust. We're talking drugs, murderers.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
We'll see if you can work out why this bloke
is having all the cops belt through his door.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Leave my wife, my house. I've got children in there.
You guys are making us harder. The why know, we
don't want to come in the house without a warrant.
And excuse me, mate, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Have I boken the law? What are you doing to me?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
She's being assaulted over there. You've just got into my
house without permission. Situation the children?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
What are you doing now? Normally I be going protect
the children and everything else. But do you want to
know what this bloke while the police were knocking on
his door?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Is he a bad guy? Tell me he's a bad guy.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Well, he's a troll. He is an online troll. Now
this is happening in New Zealand and I am all
for more it right. Listen to this bloke. So he's
a father of four. What do you hear he displays
posted a anti government, anti police racistuff. I will not
even repeat some of the stuff he did, but just
to give you like a little bit of a taste out,

(01:13):
he rearranges or allegedly rearranges the Pride flag into the swartsticker. Oh,
it's discussed, guys, some of this stuff. Now. He goes
by the.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Online name of knob Oddie Nobody. Of course, I'm a
big fan of Nobody's work.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
And so essentially the cops are going after him because
he also has firearms in the house, so that's the
way that they're going after him. But I reckon there
should be absolutely more of this banging down doors and
going after these holes that serve no purpose in life,
because he's hiding behind our freedom of speech. And you know,
it's only a troll thing. It's just about jokes. No

(01:48):
it's not, mate, No mate, you are inciting hatred, You
are inciting minorities. Yeah, yeah, what good is that? It's
just trying to make people angry.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Is their vision of him, like he's eyes, his faces
all of course sort of pixelated. I bet that he
gets up and he weighs like one hundred and twenty kilos.
He's dusting like cheeto dust off of his old T
shirt he hasn't got out change for the last week.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, there was a very big basement in the house.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, he's got a crappy bid. I can picture this
guy what.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
The problem is though. He is a father of four kids.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
You know what gets me about that? And ever so
slight tangent here but trolls the football players in our
they copy it all the time. There is one guy
that pops up on a lot of our twitters all
the time because we all click on it and we
all go, what is this guy on about? And he's
a massive troll. He rags on all of the players
like the most hateful supporter, and then he'll go down

(02:48):
to like the family open days and take pictures of
the players with his kids and be like, oh, you're
all so great, like thanks for meeting me, And then
three hours later when they're playing a game, I hate you.
I never want you to play again. Drop everyone, sack
everyone a bad, bad person.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
I'm okay if you're having an opinion about something, educated
educated opinion, and you stop and you listen to the
other side. But when you're just pumping that stuff out
to make people angry, it makes me angry. So you're
a saying, Sa Paul terrorists bad. Big driver is also bad.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Not good, not good.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
But let's hit a few of these online trolls.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Let's get it up for it. Let's get them right now.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
We're asking you in thirty one or two three, who
at your workplace sucked up to the boss?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Is it you like me? It's you, Yeah, it is me.
I've got a background at the moment. It's a South
African Rugby World Cup winning team twenty twenty three. Couldn't
anime a player to save my life, but my boss
is South African. I thought maybe you'd get a kick
out of it. They were asking you thirty one two three,
how do you suck up to your boss?

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Matthew from Linda.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
When I was up and coming to ice for a
veg person for a company. So I was living in
our springs and the boss was worried we weren't going
to get everything done.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
For the Christmas rush on Christmas Eve.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
So I came in like the night before Christmas Eve.
I end up doing twenty one hours in a row
when I only got paid for eight. Oh my goodness,
that is very illegal. You should not be doing that
on Christmas Eve.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
A few months later, I ended up getting the management position.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
So so, Matthew, did you demand every other worker that
worked under you worked for twenty one hours straight?

Speaker 3 (04:27):
I definitely did not do that.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Vanessa at Elizabeth North, let's.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Just say I'll suck up to her that much.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
So I ended up cleaning her house and her properties
for free.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
You clean your bosses? Are you a cleaner? Vanessa?

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Well? I like cleaning, yes, But she's in a bit
of a pickle.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
So I offered, what was the.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Job that you were doing?

Speaker 1 (04:43):
A fish and chip shop?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
She owns it. The owner gets in a bit of
a pickle, and you go, you know what I'll do.
I'm going to clean your house every fortnight.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
I cleaned her actual house she lives in, and I
cleaned a couple of other poppies as well.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
No, for how long did you do this?

Speaker 2 (04:56):
For? Fourteen years? Essa?

Speaker 1 (04:58):
What did you get out of this relationship? Anything?

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Maximum?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
A very good friendship with her. Ah, well, it's nice,
but also money's good.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Riley from Gaula on the phone. We've been hearing about
how sucking up to the boss has worked, but obviously
it hasn't for Max. Well, it didn't work for you either.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
So I had to meet So this is back when
I worked in retail by previous job, read an end
of ye at Chris's party, and what happened is that
he wanted to get a pay ride, so he thought
the best way to go about it would be to
get the bosses drunk.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
As he could, and later in the night he got
so drunk that he actually ended up vomiting on the.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Director of retail. He was the bosses boss. No, Yeah,
he didn't really work that well.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
You can imagine as soon as he did pretty quickly.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
It wasn't any apology, but he was pretty upset. He
didn't end up getting a pay ride though it didn't work.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Madsinalis get them Oh shredam three.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
This is for the sold out Porthawk's Elimination Final two
night our Round one of getting more shred and Max,
how's it going to work?

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Gettimore shredon. We've got three questions mind up. One's going
to be very poored out of lady. There's a little
bit of general knowledge. One's pretty difficult. One's pretty You'll
be fine. All you have to do is get two
of the three right, and then you get your tickets.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Uh, huh.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
And if not, they get shredded.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
That's exactly what's going to happen. Now the good news
for everybody listening, they're gonna have to shred theirs. But
I do have a digital copy, so then if they
don't get them.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Okay. So coming in first up this morning.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Is Michael from Salisbury. Michael, good morning, Good morning. Now
you've bought in Michelle, who is dressed head to toe
in the teal and black.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Michelle, Hello, here you going. He's a fair to say
you're the real fan. Totally okay, So Michael, you're a
very good partner to do this.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
I promise that I'll try to get the tickets one
way or another.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Michael, I can see you're wearing a jacket at the moment.
If you just don't sit that jacket a little bit, Oh,
that looks a whole lot like a Sydney Swans.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Under bloods.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Mate. I have to look borning Sydney. Raised in Sydney,
worked at the Sydney Creeker Ground. Annoy watching these guys
play back when I was younger. Yeah, all right, look
more of an NRL fan.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
But well you're not starting on the right fo move
to Adelaide.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
So you know everything's afl down here. So you've start
with Sydney. So if Port win this week, Michelle, you
two will be up against each other. You know that. Yepchelle,
And look, let's let's be honest.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Hopefully it's not deja what happened to Sydney a few
weeks ago?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Now that was great. I love that. Do you remember
when it was seventy nine to zero? Because I remember that.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
I was like a kid we us saw toof in
front of that.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Michelle, tell us why you love Port Adelaide and what
would mean to you to be able to go to
this game tonight? Ye mean everything to me to go.
Always been a Port fan. Yeah, my dad, all the
family was poort so and you've even got the names.
The nails done so good, wow, all black and then
on that fourth finger you've got the actual teal white. Yeah,

(07:59):
very very good. All right, here we have so the
pressures on you, because what have you got there?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Two tickets? Two tickets to the football tonight to the
sold out or Adelaide Hawthorne. Would you dec like to
have a look at them? You don't get to keep
you just get to touch them. That's how they feel
entity on it. No bad energies.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
All right, we go get them all shred and Michael
and Michelle A Saul's replaying for these tickets.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
You need to get two of these three questions correct tickets.
Here we go, your first question on football related? Which
TV show features the Beast, the Shark and the Goliath.

Speaker 6 (08:39):
Chase?

Speaker 1 (08:44):
We're away? Okay, you only need to get one of
the next two. You only need one of the next
By the.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Way, I'm just saying the Sydney guy got that one.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
All right?

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Here we go. Who has played the most AFL games
for port?

Speaker 6 (09:01):
So that's one.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
He's deferring to Michelle? Who's the madman? Michelle? What's going
through your mind? Who are you picking between? Who are
you thinking it is? Traviors spoke?

Speaker 6 (09:12):
Now?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Do you want to lock that in? Because if you
get it right, you get the tickets. If you get
it wrong, we're gonna have to go to the tiebreaker.
You're locking it in.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Most AFL games support I'm locking it in.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
I mean, awesome for you, bad for all the listeners
that really wanted your tickets. Also kind of bad for
radio because we're.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Dying to shred them. To be honest, we really want
to we're not doing it, you guys.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Get and I love it that you couldn't have done
it without each other because that Michelle, you had no
idea about that chase because he did well. Done all
that right, now, what's the third question? Do you want
to do? Let's see how you would have gone?

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Ready, what about this? If you get the first wrong,
will get shred of Okay, no, it's for nothing. For nothing.
Which royals are visiting Australia next month?

Speaker 5 (10:11):
Oh, the King and Queen.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
The next one? Sorry, whoever's coming in. It's going to
be harder. World done, guys, enjoy the game.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Tonight, Michael, will you be going in your Sydney gear on?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Let me last week?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Don't wear the Sydney gear tonight. You can wear it
next week when we played in a prelim. A right,
there's your deal, Michelle.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Good luck tonight. And this means to you.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
After watching last week and seeing the way that they.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Played, don't even say it, mate, no, no, no.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
Look, look it was kind of good in a way
to watch that happened to the team that done it
to Sydney teams.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
I'll look at you go.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Don't you make me regret handing you those tickets.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
You won't be taking Max's job on tenspoard. All right, guys,
enjoy the game. Thanks he used to play and get
a more shred. Thank you. Let's get into some news. Wow,
as we were coming off yesterday, I was stopped in
my tracks by the vision of none other than John
von Josie filming a music video. Now that's normal, right

(11:13):
in a rock stars world. However, whilst he was filming
his music video for his new song People's House, He's
saved a woman who was about to jump off the bridge.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
You know, it unbelievable, it is, and the vision is awesome,
and it's so called lookout. He just saunters over there
in his leather jacket and looks.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
For and has a chat to her with another bystander
and talks about.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Can I be the guy that I love to be
so often?

Speaker 2 (11:39):
And oh, it's not part of the thing, and it
wasn't a setup.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Do you think that it is not any chance that
that's set up?

Speaker 2 (11:47):
No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
I think that there is a chance that that's set up.
It's happening to have a very nicely framed CCTV camera
where he's right in the middle of it.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
No, I don't be like that. Don't be such a
sinny flags otherwise I have to start telling him how
Paul will really go tonight.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
No, don't do that. I didn't know that he was
releasing new music and now I do because of that video.
That's all hang.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
But nobody can keep anything under wraps and there would
not be worth the risk of this coming out as
a fake because you don't play around with this sort
of stuff. And the Metropolitan National Police Department have actually
confirmed everything that went down.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
So that's good for you.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
John.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yes, I'm buying your album Living on that prayer.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Don't forget. Lifeline is always there for you. Thirteen eleven fourteen.
All right, huge news, Bridgeton fans.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
That's me and Ossie is.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Going to be one of the main stars of season four.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Great because there were so many Australians in Bridge.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
She is going to be the love interest of Benedict Bridgitton.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Himself, Benny Bridge.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yes, I know what you're thinking, Rebecca Gibney.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
No, finally they're letting No Tony Pier that bass mon't
be there.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
No, not from neighbors. They wouldn't trust her on the
set of bridgingten.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Are they letting loose our guy from Home and Away
out finally making it over to Brigide.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
No, it is a Korean Australian actress who's going to
be our next leading lady. Her name is year at
Aha and she will be playing Sophie in a little
bit of a Cindarella story because she's a maid who
dreams of finding and Prince Charming and then Benedict's to
come on.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
It's going to be a Korean Australian actress in Britain,
yielding in ye eighth. I love it, I love it
all right. That's just true to life, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Let's get to the mtv VMA Awards. It happened.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
It was Taylor Swift night.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
As you can imagine, she became the most awarded solo
artist in the show's history, taking over from Queen v
Yeh Beyonce. She's got thirty v and A's right. She
won Video of the Year for Fortnite Artist of the Year.
But Katie Perry did a really good job as well.
Now she did an incredible performance, but she was also

(13:57):
awarded the twenty twenty four Video Vanguard Award, and she
had none other than Orlando Bloom aka her husband, introducing
her bye, wait for it her real name. You fell
in love with her as Katie Perry. I fell in
love with her as Catherine Hudson.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Oh, Catherine Hut, that's my guy. Legalis just gotta ask
when they're in the throes does he call her Catherine
haddo or pezz us? What do you think as well?
There is a Kate Hudson.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
I mean, it's a shame that Orlando Bloom's your name
is John Smith.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Throat is actually what is nosa? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
I'm not really up on my own.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
I'm doing it. I'm looking google Orlando.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Bloom just so we can actually put ourselves.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
You are kidding me, Orlando Jonathan Blanchard Bloom, he should
be in rigid and really he's good. This is really Hey.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
God good?

Speaker 6 (15:03):
God?

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Really hes good? This Rene, Yes, that is when we
have a look at what we are loving and telling
you about it, so you might like to come along
for the ride. I don't think I've ever started or
done a book before, but I'm going to do one now.
I have not read a book in so long and
I jumped and.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Re broke my book reading Virginity.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Whatever it is, you broke the spine on your book.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
With Leanne Moriarty. Now, I actually got to interview her
a little while ago. I've interviewed her a couple of times.
She's had so many big best sellers. In fact, she's
the first Ossie artist, sorry Ossie author, to go to
number one of the New York Times bestsellers.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
And half of her books get made into TV shows.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Nine of her tenth this is the tenth Nine of
them have been optioned for movies and TVs.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Imagine if this one didn't get made into TV.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
It absolutely will. It's called here one moment. So I'm
going to ask you this question, Max, if you knew
when you were going to die, what would you do differently?

Speaker 1 (16:02):
It's a good question. How quickly am I dying soon
or in a long time?

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Well, this is it. I'll tell you a little bit
about the premise of this book, and you think about
the answer to that. So essentially, it starts on a plane,
a delayed plane from Tasmania to Melbourne, and a psychic
gets up and walks down the middle of the plane
and tells everybody when they're going to die and by what?
So even a baby who was being held in mum's
arms said, you will die from this at this age.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Final destinations.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Yeah, and then one. I'm not spoiling it, but something
comes true right and you see it all. It is
one of the greatest reads I've had in a long
long time, not just because I haven't really read much,
but but it's just a really cracking good book and
it's got me back into reading so provoking.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
What would you do? Would you do anything different?

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Sorry? Am I dying sooner? In a long time?

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Tomorrow?

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (16:52):
I'm sorry, guys. That's the end of the show, all right.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
I think le An Mariart's here one moment is heeps good?

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Would I still go to the footy? Imagine dying tomorrow
and my loss tonight? No, I couldn't go to the footy?

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Could?

Speaker 1 (17:09):
I have to be in my family? Anyway? If you
are time poor and you don't have time to cook
because you're going to die tomorrow and you're trying to
slam everything into a day, that's where my Heap's Good
comes into things. I want to introduce you to a
local kitchen co it's called I am only an okay cook,

(17:29):
Yes only okay. Eliza is fantastic, but she's busy as well.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
My wife, she runs her own business.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Exactly. You don't have time to cook all the time. Well,
yesterday I said, I saw at dinner tonight, don't worry
about it. Got to a point where I was like,
I'm not going to have time when I get home
to make dinner at an appropriate hour. Mom and Dad
have used this place before. Local kitchen co is one
in Malvin, one in Parkside, one in Glenelg. You walk
in there, I walked in their first time. You say
they've got like five or six freezers lined up, all

(17:57):
with pre made meals, not likensaulting them frozen like made
that morning meals. Like everything. There's curries, there's dragging offs,
there's just trays of roast bean.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
So what did you go with?

Speaker 1 (18:10):
We've ended up with a ti green chicken curry. Yeah,
just took her home through it in the microwave, putting,
put some rice on O can cook rice. Got a
rice cooker. Very good. But it was so easy, and
I was like, you know what this is takeaway? But
I don't feel like I'm eating absolute crap because someone
has made this in a kitchen around the corner from
where I work. Well, that's cool, local kitchen co. I

(18:31):
would recommend it if you, like me, are too lazy
or too bad to cook. I reckon it is SEPs
good mix one or.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Two point three Max, And now in the morning eighteen degrees, Oh,
absolutely perfect. Just to watch footy tonight. Course it is
all about the big elimination final tonight ports Port versus
the Hawks. In fact, we're going to be doing an
hour of power at six flock tonight. Max and I
were so excited about this, but we thought, right now, look,

(19:02):
is there a way that we can actually use our
football skills individually to help you feel more comfortable about
going to the game tonight.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, because some people out there, they are this is
their religion. They get it. They watch the interchanges, they
see everything down to the most minute detail.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
And there are others like me that have come to
footy not really growing up with it because I didn't.
I watched a different sport and everything else. But then
I was thrust into watching it because my partner happened
to play. So I came up with little markers that
I knew would mean that they would win. He would win.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah, so some little superstitions or whatnot. So I will
use my sport presenting background and try and give you
some in depth analysis. Enough enough, Yeah yeah, I'll give
you enough stuff, and Ali can give you the idiot's.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Got to foot it really should have got a better
What do we reckon? No, you're probably right, Okay, go
with it.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
You want me to go first?

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Right. Something to watch out for tonight the midfielders. The
Port Adelaide midfielders must be accountable at all the stoppages.
There are too many clearances that came out in front
of the stoppage last week against Gelong. That's why they
got absolutely smoked in there. If the midfielders don't get
hands on the footy from the ruckman, we were in trouble.
Must stop the Hawks coming out in front of stoppages.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Okay, that's it, see what I'm looking for.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Point number one.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
If your team's mascot looks tougher than the other team's mascot.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
You win. Yeah right, I think we've got a wink.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
I think Port looks better than a Hawk. The power
guy man with the weird head you.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Did get punched in the face by a Crows fan
a few weeks ago. Yeah, but he'll be back. He'll
be back, all right, and he does have a big
thunder his head.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
All right. On that, I'm saying Port wins.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
All right, there we go. Point number two. Have to
find a way to open up the corridor. They are
so dangerous. Port adelaid. When they can hit a short
forty five kick, chain the handballs together, get it along
inside fifty to the fat side preferably. They're too slow.
They end up going along to a big contest last week.
So that's where they need to get the ball moving quickly. Sure, yeah,
makes sense. Look out for that.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
So the other way that I always mark my team
is going to win. If you get in the quickest
line to get your beverage and you're actually marking against
each other and you win, that your team will win,
hands down. It has worked for me every single time.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Good We are on very different wavelengths here, but we're
all learning a little bit about the game tonight. Pick
a good line, get through the corridor.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Check out the mascots.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Okay, one more from me. Port must have more players
at the drop of the footy this small forwards had
little to know impact last week. Opposition teams. They just
link up their break lines. They run in waves unless
someone can stop and force a contest anywhere, force a stoppage.
Port might be exposed each night because they've picked four
toll forwards, which is.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Okay, I thought, actually, to be fair, I thought that
was a bit strange.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
It's worked before, who knows if it will work again.
But that is where they got exposed last week, and
they got even bigger. So watch out for the tools.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Or you can watch the warm up because I take
this to every single sporting event I go to, whether
or not it's watching my eight year old play netty
or someone play AFL. Right, if you are watching the
warm up and the last ball that your team has
and they kick it to the goals, you know, with
all the nets up behind, if it goes through the goal,

(22:08):
the very last ball that your team touches, if it
goes to the goal, you will win.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
It works.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
I'm telling you guarantee you do this at the under
eight NetBoy, I abso pre completely do.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
They're all there, they're all missing your shouts and go no,
you will kick.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
When I played, I used to do. When I played,
I would sit there and I go. You cannot go
back into the huddle missing the last, very last gome
you watch.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
That it will work there. You go. Keep an eye
out for Allie's in depth stuff, maybe some of my
week's source as well while you're at it tonight. Hopefully
that educates you a little bit, whether you're watching at home,
at the PAB or at the ground.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Good luck everybody, cabs and alis get them. Oh shredam
on mixed one two point three.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah, we're about to find out to tell you what,
We've already had some success this morning with Michael and
Michelle of Salisbury.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
We really want to just run them. We're not doing it.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Yeah, yeah, they were smart enough to get the questions right.
If they did, then they would have shredded the paper
tickets and you would have had a chance to ring
through and grab them digital one.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Don't worry because there's more ahead. There's more ahead up next.
Joe's going to have a go, And if Joe doesn't
nail this quiz, it's open for everybody to come and
get some Port Adelaide tickets. Indeed, and they are up
and about the four people at the moment being made
last night. You check in with a few of Port's
banner makers last night.

Speaker 7 (23:38):
I'm Charlie. I'm thirteen years old. I've been in the
club since i was born. My none made me a
member since I was from birth. Because do you want
my other nan to make me go with the other mob,
play with our hut and don't buy into the critics,
to silence them and to find the odds.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Do bands just?

Speaker 7 (24:00):
I think he doesn't you believe it's coming down spoiling
the clubs, pointing the boys and hopefully getting them across
the line.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Buddy, thanks, We're going to do it. We are going
to make it. We're going to put some Hawk on
air fork and we're going to see ourselves at prelim
next Saturday. Pork on the fork. You heard it here?
So good?

Speaker 2 (24:16):
All right? Get ready, we'll get them or will we
shred them with Joe next and will you be able
to get yourself some tickets to tonight sold out final
between the Port Oh no sorry, Port Adelaide and the
Hawk Max Andally in the morning.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Madsonally get them oh shred them on Mix two point three.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Yes, this is where we are giving you the chance
to get along to the game. But you know, you've
really got to know your stuff.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
You got to know your stuff because we like to
test you. We've got three questions. You just got to
get two out of the three right, and you get
yourself two tickets to this sold out game. I'm olding
them right here in my pretty little a.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Yes. But if Joanna from Peterhead doesn't do that, then
we'll be throwing open the lines on third one, O, two,
three because we'll shred her paper tickets.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
But I give you the.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Chance to get the digital one. So that's how it's
gonna be. I can't do this.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
I've met your I'm can't looker in the eye because
I really want you to win.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Joel.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
We love you, we want you to win. But there's
a lot of people out there that want us to
shred some tickets in about a minute time, I can imagine.
So you're a big Port person. I am a big
Port fan. Big Jace Burgoyne. Is that your man?

Speaker 8 (25:24):
Jakes Burgoyne is my man.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
I'll hang on, We're going to be a microphone. There
we go. This is big Port person. Ye, Jace Burgoin
is your favorite player? He is? Why is Jaspurg on
your favorite player.

Speaker 8 (25:37):
Yeah, I was actually done at the tennis club and
he was one of my juniors. He he's a beautiful kid.
Took a lot of convincing to fill in for me.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
So you pretty right about now. That's how I talk
about my kids. Are they any good at something?

Speaker 8 (25:54):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (25:54):
He's so kind, really such a shoelacers up properly every time.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
No, he was so sweet, but his heart was always
in footage. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Right, So what we've learned is the jays berger and
can't play backhand.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
But.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Definitely port Adelaid Football Club is all about you and
your dad.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
So you've been following this team since you're eleven? I
am that's the memories with you, dear. Yeah, yeah, absolutely so, Yeah,
I loved it, loved it.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Used to go down to Amy Stadium, the concrete jong
they know it was.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
A long time ago. Are you a screamer and a yeller?
Was your dad as yellow?

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (26:33):
A bit of both. He definitely got passionate. Yeah, and
we love singing the song together.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
So yeah, hopefully singing the song tonight. I hope so too.
Hopefully you're singing it from the crowd. Yeah, Well for
your sake.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
It's so nice. I really want you to win this?

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Did you just make it easy?

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Easy question?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
They've got to be tough. We have to. You've got
to show some knowledge here, all right.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
You need to because I might give it away with
my eyebrows.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
You need too. Out of the three questions, right, Joe,
to get yourself two tickets to sold out Port Adelaide
at Hawthorne at semi final tonight. Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Okay, yep, let's go.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
It's not the footy question first? Okay, Yeah, which year
was Ken Hinckley appointed as coach of Port Adelaide? Oh
my god, I wasn't prepared for that question. Think about it.
Kenny's been there a while. I know he's been there
a while. I think tonight Kenny actually goes at level
with Chuck O Williams as the most amount of games

(27:29):
coaches the Port Adelaide power.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
So how many years would that be? So you're gonna
have to take a guess. I mean he may as
well lock something in. Okay, let's go with twelve. Oh
my god, why do you.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Say you were here?

Speaker 4 (27:51):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Have you been doing?

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Is that your dad you were thinking up there? When
you're say prepared. Have you been doing homework for this?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Oh? I did a little bit.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
I got that question.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Well, there's your port homework. And now we're going in
the general knowledge realm.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Oh my goodness. Right here we go South Africa. Have
you been there?

Speaker 6 (28:08):
No?

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Okay, that's all right, Okay. South Africa has three capital
cities three, believe it or not. Yes, name two of them. Johannesburg,
give me another one Cape something or other something Cape. Yeah,
we got quick, we got.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
We can't accept Johannesberger either. They've got three and that's
not what Victoria, Cape Town and Bloemfonteine the three capitals.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yeah, I know I would have thought Joe Berg. Yeah, well,
I love how you pronounced.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
That South African boss. I'm looking for a race anyway.
You need to get this right, oh my god, to
win yourself tickets the eighties.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah, yeah, I think you'll get it. Okay. I mean,
everybody's standing by an thirty one or two three, because
not to support your dolls, but to take them the
sum for you. And we're desperate to put something in
our shredding machine over there, Shreddy Murphy, do you.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Want to shred something as much okay. There is an
eighties song hit song by John Mellencamp. In that song,
there were two American kids growing up in the Heartland.
Who were they?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Jack and Diane? Like, I am happy for you. I'll
tell you what is absolutely happening. Button push a bird eye,
just have the filthiest loo because it's desperate to tread.
Look at you. You're desperate to shred.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
You wanted to shred the Joe's two bloody smile lives.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Who ports a border would come through on the trivia.
Hey cannot believe that that is so good? You know,
have two tickets to get along to the game. You
want to work for a woman? Have you picked someone
that's going.

Speaker 8 (30:02):
To go with you?

Speaker 2 (30:03):
I am my darling partner Shane, Oh very good, Shane Bakery.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Own O'Connell, Oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
On a second, if you don't give me, I reckon,
I have paid for your mortgage.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
We are there weekly. Have I heard you? Guys?

Speaker 7 (30:19):
Are king?

Speaker 2 (30:20):
I support and just pointing out no discounts.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Shane if Shane, if that is your real name?

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Enjoy the game so much, can't wait and everybody love
hello in head on down O'Connell street to the bakery
two hours a day.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
As we all know.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Three Maxinale in the morning after at Ivanne Soldo, the
port Adelaide rockman is coming in to give us the
very latest from the locker room ahead of tonight's big match.
But we also have.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
This hold how long can you stay on?

Speaker 2 (30:56):
So after thirty we're going to try something new and
up for grabs is a one thousand dollar chemist Warehouse
voucher unreal, right, you want it? All you need to
do is stay on the line for as long as
you can and don't get court on the call. Right,
So let's have a practice. We've sent Max Burfett out
at the studio and what you need to do. It's

(31:18):
just been entertaining, so have a thank We're getting a
half an hour to get your head around, and you
might want to hit us with a joke. You've gon
have a funny story. You might be able to do
a bird impression. I don't know what it will be,
but do not answer the phone with UM, and don't
ask us how we are. We presume you're going really well.
You just come in at your entertaining's best. Okay, sound good,
Let's have a go all right mix one of two

(31:39):
point three. Let's take Max's call. Hello, who's this? Oh?

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Hey? Am I on? No this is Mac.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
No, no, no, that's exactly how you don't do it.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Okay, No, I love fort Adelaide. I started sporting him
back in nineteen twenty two.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
No, Max, I'm gonna give you one more chance to
be entertaining.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Go oh you're out.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
All right, So that's exactly what you don't want to do.
And after eight thirty that one thousand dollar chemist's house,
where about you? It could be all yours. Joe from
Beeterhead is still with us. She has just well disappointed
some of us in the room because she didn't shred
her port tickets. She actually won them, but then worked
out that she's the partner of Shane, who runs our

(32:25):
local bakery Bakery on O'Connell's Shane, good.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Morning, good morning, how are you, oh Shane. It's a
roller coaster of emotions in here. First of all, before
we talk about the footy, can we say congratulations on
so many great products.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
That you serve.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
We were very proud of the bakery, but I'm more
proud of Joe.

Speaker 6 (32:46):
She was was listening to her.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
She was sensational, nailed and you got yourself some tickets.
So I know that's so exciting.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
So Shane, you know, normally in some sort of interaction
it's a bit of a quid pro coil. We give
you something, yeah, you give us something.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Sort of business. Shame shame.

Speaker 6 (33:07):
We are getting some port powered donuts up soon, so
maybe I can drop someone for morning teeth for everyone
had that sound.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Oh if we had to shame, if someone had to
take them off your hands, we were not something.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
I would definitely drop you down something special.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Make sure everyone on the way to the food it
comes to and gets their dinner. That would be great.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
All right, mate, we go go for it.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Hi, Joe, she was so good.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
I can't believe how great she's on the radio.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
No, I think she's after our job. All right, Well,
I know.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
I'm thinking of the same thing.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
If there's any chance of a frequent fly card with
you guys, I reckon the entire station. He would like
to redister for it. In the meantime, enjoy going to
the footy with your amazing Joe who won those tickets
for you?

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Oh well, I'm so proud of that.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
For the best thank you bye, so good and don't
forget you get another chance at not just getting yourself
so your hands on some Port tickets. We've also got
the ten thousand dollars minute coming up just after eight,
are we not?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
No, we don't have it.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
I know we got a thousand bucks to give after
a thirty Oh this is great.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Ford Brugman Soldo he ever here, he's in the studio
right now. Him On hid out some kicking goals, m him.
He has CROs. Yeah, soldos in here. Unfortunately not playing tonight,
but good enough to join us on game day. How
are we feeling?

Speaker 6 (34:34):
Ivon was feeling really good? What was up and about?
And yeah, very excited for tonight.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
So Port like poor fans are nervous, Max, You've been
twitchy for like four days now.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Do you get nervous because you know, unless something durastic
goes wrong in the warm up, you'll be sitting on
the sideline watching your teammates go at it. So you
get nerves at the moment or not.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
I reckon, I much prefer to be out there. It
is a bit nervous being in the stands. But I've
been honest from long time now, so it's something I'm
just used to just hanging in there.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
What's giving you the confidence of that something's going to
be different this week? I reckon.

Speaker 6 (35:08):
The important thing obviously is that we finished second and
we get another chance to go at it, which is
the main thing. But considering last week Gelong just they
were really good, and they've been good for a long
time as well, but.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
We're meant to be really good and we got absolutely smoked.

Speaker 6 (35:24):
I know the way along played. They just slowly break
teams down it and they just big tsunami avalanche. They
just take over them.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Even that game on Thursday night, What's like when it
was all going terribly wrong and you were getting absolutely
belted out of the park, what did you say to someone?

Speaker 6 (35:41):
Thank God we our second chance next week.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Right in this second chance tonight, we have picked so
many tall forwards. We've got four tall forwards tonight. Todd
Marshall's back in. I know that you're a big boy.
The big boys always love the big boys. I'm worried
that we are going to be so tall that if
if we don't take marks, we're going to be fifty
meters behind everyone, like quick smart, because they're so quick

(36:06):
can you please help me get rid of that fear?

Speaker 6 (36:10):
Well, I'd almost say Todd Marshall plays like a small
he's he's quick enough and his skills like a small
bloke anyway, so I'd almost consider him a hybrid. But
don't be too stressed. I like that.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
That's a good word. Yeah, hybrid football definitely. What about
the Hawks as a what about all these celebrating Hawks
They got all their little celebrations and Jack Ginnevan's cracking
beers when he kicks goals. Do you like it?

Speaker 2 (36:33):
I reckon?

Speaker 6 (36:34):
I reckon. They're a pretty exciting team off field as well,
Like they've got a bit of hype and TikTok and stuff.
So I don't mind that.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Yeah, hang on, what are the rest of the boys
saying down in the locker room? Like, are they just
gone right that? Ginn Evans didn't even he's not even
considering that he's going to lose tonight. He'd already social
City fourteen days, Like, come on, tell me that you
boys are going, Oh, let's get this guy.

Speaker 6 (36:57):
Oh, the boys will definitely be using that to motivate them.
But yeah, he's a bit of a stir, isn't he agitator. Definitely,
that's what his job is. I reckon.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
All right, come on, mate, you've had you're one from
one with your predictions, Like you got the first prediction.
You're a little bit off, but most of us were
so yeah yeah last week. So right now, what is
your prediction for what will happen tonight when Port Adelaide
take on the Hawks in this elimination final?

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Port by thirty thirty? Right, I'd be happy with thirty
five go win. Okay, there's some confidence. I don't help
cann he keep his job.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
All right, Ivan, Well, the job for you is not over,
because we have tickets to this sold out game, and
we are going to give you the opportunity to play
for someone next and get them or shred them.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Yeah, the big shredder next to you, aren't you. The
fate of these tickets is in your hands, and if
you get the quiz questions wrong, you're going to be
shredding some tickets for a loyal Port fan.

Speaker 6 (37:57):
It's a bit of a retro shredder too.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
It is a retro shredder. We haven't we haven't really
got the most upmarket station really in this studio.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Hey, Hey, we're the Port Adelaide Radio.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
That's all right, yeah right, we're the battlers, you know, all.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Right, mate, sticking with us in the meantime. Thirteen one
O two three, Yvonne Soldo will be playing for one
of you and it's get them more shred and the
cool thing is for some of you. If he fails,
then we'll throw open the lines again and you can
grab the digital copies. Yeah, if you've just missed it.

(38:38):
Ivonne Solo, the big ruckman for Port Adelaide, has broken
the heart of one of our amazing listens because he
had to get three well two questions right. He couldn't
get it done and so she didn't get them. He
shredded them.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Sorry, sorry about that. Brook.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
The tickets the tickets to the game, so she couldn't
get them. But we do still have the digital copy
thrown it open on thirteen one O two three if
you want to get along to the game.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Congratulations to Carli in tuzzmore.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Hello, well.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Carli, who do you go for?

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Oh we are I hate to say we are bad Hawks.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Supporter, my daughter hang up on her. You've got one.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
On court supporter who will just be absolutely wrapped.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
You'll find that is there somewhere in the background there
with you.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
No here, We've done the score props, so they are
all all at school.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
We're noting this radio station again.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
So, Carlie, if you are a massive fan and all
of your family is a fan, except for your beautiful daughter,
the fourteen year old, who will you take to the
game tonight.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Oh well I will take her, of course, and we
will just have to you agree that someone will be
happy coming home and someone won't.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Oh I love this, Carlie. The nerve on you to
pick up the phone and say, you know what. I'm
going to dial thirteen one O two three here and
I'm going to tell them the Hawthorne supporter and I'm
going to take those tickets. I'm going to pry them
from the cold dead hands of Brooking north Haven and
take them and blatantly wear the brown and gold. Go

(40:26):
get a nye.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
This is what car You'll be the winner.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
You will be the winner.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
There'll be a wizard hat and portscarf in our house
going tonight.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
I hope you see your wizard hat in the bin
in the southern plaza at about three quarter time tonight, Carli,
all right, how to.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Enjoy telling your little girl when you pick her up
from school that she is off to this game. It
is going to be so beautiful thing for mum and daughter.
Enjoy it. May the best team win.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Absolutely really appreciate it. Guys, Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Congrats again, car you don't mean it.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
I've got a feeling we'll get up. If I'm honest,
we go.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Carlie's back, keep her number, she can come back get
each time. See you, Carlie.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Enjoy tonight. All right, we're about to do something very
very different because our amazing friends at Chemist Warehouse have
given us a one thousand dollars voucher and they said, look,
you can give it away anyway you want bucks. Yeah,
so we thought that we would do.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Something we call holding the call. All right, that's what
you do.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
That's exactly what is going to happen tonight at Adelaide
over right.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
So here are the rules.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
You just have to stay online with us, but if
you break a rule, then you're out. The rules. Yep.
You just got to be entertaining. You might like to
get on and tell us a joke or a story.
I don't know, do some sort of impression. Just entertain
everybody in Adelaide, and you will stay on the line.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
If you call through and say hi, how are you?
You're out? No one cares how we are.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
If you get you'll get the siren. If you get
an arm or an R away that's not on.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
If you're on speakerphone or clearly in the car in
traffic and your line sounds crap, bad luck, mate, you
ain't getting a thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
And let's face it, if you're boring, you're off all right.
So as soon as we answer the phone, tell us
who you are and get straight into your story and
make it interesting. If you stay on the line, you
will win the one thousand dolar Chemist Warehouse voucher. It's
going to be chaotic, it's going to be messy, and
we're for it.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
If that is something that suits you, give us a
ring thirteen one oh two three and try and win
a gram.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Let's try this, holding the ball.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
How long can you stay on?

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Get it?

Speaker 1 (42:46):
You get it like holding the ball, but it's holding
the call because you're on the phone. All right.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
We have a one thousand dollar Chemist Warehouse voucher up
for grabs. So we're just asking you to call and
if you're not being answered, don't worries stay on that
line because we could be coming to you. We have
no idea how this is going to be. Your aim
of this game is to just be entertaining. It doesn't
have to be about footy. Whatever could be anything that
your kid's doing that you might find mildly amusing, whatever
nice anecdotes.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Fine, just as long as you don't you don't. You
don't waste time with boring. How are you questions?

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Uh huh? If you're on speaker or wait forruit, you
haven't turned your radio down on the background.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
I tell you right now, you're not winning a thousand
bucks with Chemis Warehouse.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Are we ready to have a crack at this team?

Speaker 1 (43:28):
So we're just going to like siren them out. I reckon,
I'll buzz them, I'll get rid of them if I'm
not happy with OA.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Good morning, you're on mix? Who is this.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Good morning? MacNally? No that David. Let's go to Lucy
in KENTWN morning Louise.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Oh, I'm calling for the competition.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Everyone's calling for the competition. You're going to have to
be smarter than that. I think you need a better
line mix.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
You're on the line. Who's this and what do you want?

Speaker 1 (44:01):
My name is Julie and I love the mighty power A. Sorry, Julie,
you just took a little bit too long to get
to your point. There, Dan, you're in Northfield, good morning.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
You've said this is messy, it's chaotic.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
I want to hang on. Take that. That Buzzy was
too breansive. Let's go again. You're in Northfield, good morning.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
You've said it's messy, it's chaotic. Well, isn't this just
like my life? Thankfully we're at a Friday.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
We've got the footy tonight.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
I don't care who wins or loses.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Buzz We do care who wins, Dan, We do care
who wins because Port Adelaide has to win tonight.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
All right, let's pull somebody up. Who we got here?
You're on the line. What's your name? What do you
want to say.

Speaker 6 (44:47):
In there?

Speaker 1 (44:48):
I'm sorry, come on, guys, it's not that hard. Really,
we take anything at this point.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
This is for one thousand dollars to spend the at
chemist warehouse. You're on the line, good morning, what's your name?
What do you want?

Speaker 1 (45:03):
They actually just hung up. We answered their phone and
then they hung up. All right, let's go to this person.
Good morning is this? How are you Ryan? I'm well,
but you sound like you're in a wind tunnel, so
you can't win.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
And also you asked us how we are. No one
cares how we are. We will care about you. But
let's try this. Come on a thousand dollar chemist warehouse
about to make us laugh, entertain us. Good morning? Who
is this? This is Taylor's swift?

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Okay, Taylor, what are you calling for?

Speaker 8 (45:35):
I'm just calling you to see what you having steel
for me?

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Taylor? What was it like at the VMA's yesterday.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
I'm okay, it could have him better? So how's sounds
Travis Kelsey working out for you at the moment?

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Yeah? What's the big boyfriend like?

Speaker 2 (45:55):
He could be harder?

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Sy? You know what, Taylor, while we've got you, maybe
to get you over the line here, would you be
able to give us a little bit of a song
one of your greatest hits? Could you just sing us something?

Speaker 2 (46:13):
The window bus is coming and as the start of jumping,
you gotta.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Covering the Venga boys.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
You've heard the first time that I always had the news.
But Tallistick has just dropped a new Venga boss, what's
your real name? When my name is Dippica.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
I'm in Adelaide and I love your show any time,
like from home to the station.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
It's you, you and you.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
I love you Angel. Do you like the foot?

Speaker 6 (46:47):
Do you like.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Where else?

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Chemist? Swear Houses Better? Congratulations you well you have got
this and don't forget if you stock up and save
now with Chemists, Warehouse, Half Fries, Vitamins and Cosmetic Sale.
Thank you so much for giving us a laugh and
giving us the.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Tailor at an angle? What an angle?

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Don't expect that? No, Maxonelli in the morning. Wow, look
at what we want.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
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Speaker 2 (47:24):
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Speaker 1 (47:34):
This is an absolutely absurd festival, two huge, two nights
in Vegas. You're going to see and when we say
like some of the world's biggest artists live on stage,
we don't. We don't throw that around lightly. We're talking
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Speaker 2 (47:52):
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going to look your best in Vegas with an MC
beauty pack.

Speaker 6 (47:57):
So love it.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Get on with it and keep it locked on Michelle Murphy.
And you know how I said, it looks like that.
We've got one extra double to give away. Michelle Murphy
will tell you how at one she has those, and
I swear they are the last. Once to yep to
the port game tonight.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
We actually get to the point where they have to
do the last doubles because the gameame.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
We start started star that has been so good to hear,
how pumped up everyone's getting.

Speaker 7 (48:24):
Yeah, we are, we are, we arellweenlo, thank you.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
That's all right, that's the chat. Yep. What happens.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
If they'd stopped like one Port Adelaide early, we wouldn't
know who we are.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
It wouldn't be all right.

Speaker 7 (48:45):
And I hope Paul when one thousand, a million, tillion
to zero and I really.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
On the last of course, that's my final ten for tonight.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
All right, now, hey, we are actually not leaving you.
We're going to be on your radio from six tonight,
Max and I as you hear into the game, or
you're starting to get your little flatters ready for the
punters that will be coming around to your place.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
We Crows fan, what are you guys eating? We'll just
be We'll be cracking open cans with our tea. We'll
be doing that's all you can eat.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
It's going to be Max and Alley's pregame Power Hour
from six tonight, so we'll meet you back here then
we're like color back