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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Adelaide's Fun breakfast show Max Andale in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Obviously, yesterday the revelations about Charlie Stevens, Police Commissioner Grant
Stephens's son in court finally answered. I think the question
that every single household would have discussed at least once
or twice in the last year, and that is, you know,
how can something like this happened at school? Is of course,
Charlie Stevens passing away after being hit by someone driving
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a car.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Police Commissioner's son.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah, we were just like we had all of these
little bitsy details and there was a oh, well I
heard that he did this, and I heard that the
car was here, and the boys were here, and alcohol this,
no alcohol that.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
And I think to the fact that when you actually
find out what happened, which is just you could shut
your eyes and see it happening to any one of us, absolutely,
your kids or your friend's kids. You could see it
happening to you when you were a kid. That's the thing,
because essentially there were no drugs and alcohol in the
driver's system. He was heading into Victor. There was a
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group of boys when Charlie was one of them on
the side of the road gun and stops in front
of the car and goes, oh, I give us a lift,
and the guy goes, no, because I will lose my license.
I'm on my pee.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
He's just trying to do the right thing as on
beach Road. Anyone that's been before has been on this road.
This is the one you drive out of the roundabout
straight down to the gool Beach Gay.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
And then he turns around and these are all a
greed facts, right, this isn't These are greed facts between everybody.
And then he does ay and he comes back the
other way and just doesn't know that Charlie had walked
to the other side. The boys were still kind of
out in the left hand side, so he swerves to
go drive.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Around around the big group, and then.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Charlie tries to sort of beat him across essentially and
gets hit, and then he drives off. Now the reason
that he has given that he drove off was because
he heard yelling and he thought the boys were going
to be angry at him for not giving them a lift.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Essentially a group of people. I don't want to go
back a gout my girlfriend in the car. I'm a
little bit worried.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
And when you read and understand that, Gosh, it's opened
up some conversations with Mike kids like just you know,
because you're hearing about it in the news all the time,
and Charlie Stevens and obviously I speak to our family
about Grant because you know, he's been so amazing with us,
with our little side and Sammy. But yeah, just having
those conversations about, oh, do you know how hard it
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is for mummy to bring you up in the world
and to love you so much? And I'm trying my best,
and I know there are times where I might be
too overprotective and you think that I'm too mean, but
we just need to be able to put everything out
in front of you because something like this can still happen.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Doesn't it kill you a little bit as a parent
to be like I can bring you up perfectly, as
perfect as perfect can be, and I can say to
you absolutely, don't drink and don't smoke, and don't do this,
and you have avoided all of these things, and then
you just happen to be on the Charlie could have
been completely sober. You happen to be standing there, yeap
on a road at just the wrong time.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Don't they kill you?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh that terrifies me. I mean that's the stuff that
keeps me awake at two in the morning, you know,
like a year sort of. I become one of those
people that goes, oh my god, if the plane drops
out of the sky in my house, how am I
going to save the baby's that's where your mind goes.
But it's just that whole idea that school is. And
I didn't go to South Australia. You would have gone
to see I went down Harbor.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I was down at the caravan park there, went into
the festival.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
And that's what I said to Elouise, my eldest, last night,
because I had a bit of one on one time
with her. I said, look, honey, things will happen, and
all we can do is parents is try to help
you make the best decisions you can. It's going to
be two other things that possibly could happen. Other dickheads
won't make the good decisions. You might end up being
a dickhead in a split moment and not making the
(03:38):
right decisions. Or then there's just a horrible, horrible accident. Yeah,
and I reckon as a parent. It's one of the
scariest things to get your head around.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, you can only cross your fingers so hard.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I know, I do my toes, I do everything, max.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Everything, Alie Clark, let's go back to you talking about
your gift. One of the all time great beauty fails.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I had one of the great disasters of all time.
If I go out and MC something, quite often they
might be black tiev And so I've got to put
on a fancy dress. And so a friend gave me
lip plumping lip.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Gloss, gloss that plumps you lip.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah. Yeah, so Maze in the newsroom, you'd know all
about this. So you put it on and it gives
you like a tingling feeling on your lips, and then
it almost gives you an allergic reaction and pumps of it. Yeah.
And I'm in the bathroom in the green room, ready
to walk out on stage, and so I grabbed my
little lip pumping gloss and as I'm doing that, I thought, well,
I'll cut things down. And I'm sitting on the toilet,
so I put it on and all that sort of stuff. Now,
(04:36):
when you have a lipstick, you quite often blott it
on toilet paper or on a tissue, so it doesn't
go over there, right.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
So you've put it on and then you like get
the excess off.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, you sort of put it and you just go.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
On.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
So I'm sitting on the toilet and I grab a
toilet paper and I go, oh, no, I've gone overs
with this tingly lip gloss. About two seconds later I
finish and I grab said toilet paper with excess lip
plumping gloss. No, you're not going to tell you.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
What I asked? Wrong lips? Maybe? So how did you
go on stage with your tingly lips?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It turns out all four of them got the job done.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
This is like before a game of footy and you
have to get deep heat on. Then someone's put deep
heat on your hammy or whatever if you accidentally have
rubbed your hamstring or whatever, and let me just scratch.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
My balls or something.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Oh that's a bad idea. So how did you go
on stage with your tingly lips?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
It turns.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
It turns out all four of them got the job
done maximally in the morning with a bit of dazzy
Delicious on the Friday heading into the long wir certificate.
That delicious, that delicious, I mean, just a great song.
I know you don't like it as much as me,
but I do. I think it's a faith.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
No, you need a thousand bees and to me and
then I'll get into that song now, though, Alie, I
would like to to ask you, am I a little
bit crazy? Because I have a list of things which
I was going around the house, pottering around yesterday. These
are things that I won't throw away despite the very real,
almost one hundred percent chance that I will never ever
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use them again, and they just remain in my house.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Am I crazy for having this? Or does everyone have this?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Give you an example.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Right in our pantry at the moment, I've pulled out
four bottles yesterday of various Asian sauces from a dish
that we have made in our house once that went like, okay,
we'll probably never make it again, but it's a full
bottle of sauce that will never get used again, but
(06:48):
it might.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
You can't throw out the bottle of sauce.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
No, you can't. You absolutely can't until it's sat there
and it's at least three days past it's best before.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, same with same with this four hundred and fifty
gram maybe before hundred and forty after we've used ten
grams of it, like molasses, the really sticky sweet stuff
that you can put in some desserts.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I betual you're making pork ribs.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Made from sugarcane mustar, but you don't throw it out.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
So then I was like, there's actually probably a whole
bunch of things here that fall into this category, and
maybe other people have them a really well made box.
So like when you get an iPhone, or when you
get your new garm and watch like I've got, or
one time we got fetched TV from Optus, they all
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come in really nice boxes.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Oh see, I get that. I've absolutely kept that. But
I'm not keeping them because they're a nice box. I'm
keeping them because I think maybe I might need it
if I want to get rid of them.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
To I, that's a fine reason.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Do you ever have you ever re sold an iPhone
in its original box?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Mate, I wouldn't know what to do.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
With you have, And they feel like a lot of
people have a whole bunch of these boxes.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
And I've got so many Lego boxes.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I've got Legos.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
So many the original box.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
What am I going to do?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Put the Lego back into the original box to resell it?
Wes why do I have these things? Chords was my
next thing. I have a drawer full of cords and
wires that you keep because you never know when you
might need the cord to plug in your iPhone seven,
which I haven't touched for a decade. Uh huh, red,
(08:28):
white and yellow AV chords that I used to use
for my PlayStation one that came out thirty years ago.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
We're going, all right, you're not mad, So I reckon.
I have bar My training ones, every bra I've ever owned,
ce the irony even now I can't get rid of
start throw them out.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
What happens point you've replaced it with a new one,
You go, I'm never gonna wear this.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Well, I'm still wearing one where I know Simon medcal
Felt me up.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
In and Memories Memories Core Memory Simon, if you're listening, no.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
But I just like, I absolutely cannot throw out a
braw And I think in my head the reason why.
I think we all have reasons for it, right. So
for example, with your boxes, I don't know one day
we won't sell them and you need them, right, but
I know for them, the bras, I think, well, I'm
going to keep for me. The reason is because they're
so expensive it seems ridiculous to throw them out. Feel
(09:23):
like the other one I do have. We still have
all the keys to anything we have ever owned, houses
Matt's old Sigma Scorpion that got decommissioned and taken off
the side of the road and had to be dumped, like,
are correct? Correct? And of course when you go, oh,
you got the key, Russell Russell rs.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
It's like an old jailer KEI.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I cannot throw the key of me and I'll never
use them again.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Ali, maybe I'm not crazy, and it's great to hear it,
but I do need to know from you or from
the people of Adelaide if you want to call through
thirty one O two three, what the hell am I
going to do with all this hoist?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
In source.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Max Andali in the morning, let's get you all the
goss you need heading into your a long week and
and starting with Men in Black there's a movie you
probably haven't heard for a while. It was huge, wasn't it.
Will Smith before he slapped people and Tommy Lee.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Joe the cockroach Man scared me so much, I know.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Right, And now there's like Men in Black three?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, then he's gone and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Anyway, so the director of it has hilariously explained how
the entire set was shut down by Will Smith, and
it was by Will Smith pop offs.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Oh he's done an Alexander popoff.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
He has a pop and off ski that was so bad.
And apparently both Will Smith and Tommy Lee were sealed
inside a pod that locks it a prevalent from opening
and falling because they were doing the upside down Carcha scene.
And Will Smith is known in Hollywood not only for
being a bit of idiot with slapping people, but because
he's really really smelly.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
From the backside, just one of the great farers.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Have a listen to Barry Son Andfeld recounting what happened.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
I say, roll camera, and I hear Will Smith go,
oh Jesus so sorry, Tommy, so sorry, Baz get the ladder,
and you hear Tommy saying that's fine, Will. And what
happened was Will Smith is a farighter. It's just some
people are and you really don't want to be inside
of very small, hermetically sealed space with the Will Smith fart.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Did the stench? Were you able to smell it?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
We evacuated the stage for about three hours.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I know that, I know that farre jokes are pretty
low brown, but it is very funny to think of
a Hollywood movie that's worth millions and millions dolls being
stopped because Will Smith's done a massive bopa.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Oh you guys love that is funny. I hate them
all right, Hey, let's get to Dave Beckham and Prince William.
Now their fallout was one of the better ones, I think,
but nobody has really known what went on. Well, somebody
has absolutely spilt the tea. See what I did there
because we're talking about the royals, about what's happened. Now.
David and Posh we're really good friends. Sorry, Yeah, David
(12:18):
and Posh are really good friends with Prince William and
Meghan Markle, so much so that when Meghan went back
to la there was paparazzi everywhere. The Beckons offered her
use of their six bedroom villa in the city all
for Nicks townhouse. Yeah, have our townhouse as well as
their staff if you don't mind, all for free. Then
she moved over to Kensington Palace and Victoria, who has
this amazing fashion label. They are expanding into beauty product
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so gave her a whole heap of gear and stuff
and like help with facials and hair tressing, all free us.
But what happened then was the news of how generous
the Beckhams were got out into the press and Meghan
went a little bit crazy. As the story goes, they
denied that they had leaked any information, but that was
not good enough for Meghan, and so they basically said, right,
(13:03):
we're kind of snubbing you. So they turned up. They
were invited to the wedding. We're not invited to the
star start of reception after right. And then despite all
of that, David Beckham tries again at Harry's request to
fly all the way down here. Remember when they came
all the way down to Australia where he was hosting
the Invictus Games. So he's come all the way down
because he thought, well, maybe you know, we'll leave it
(13:24):
between the girls. I'll come on down spend time with you.
But then he's twenty two hours after flying from London
to Sydney and then discovered that Prince Harry would not
even be seen with him or pictured with him.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
You're kidding me, no, So this is all because Meghan
was unhappy that someone she assumes to be in the
Beckham camp leaked that the Beckhams had helped them out financially,
and even though.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
The Beckhams had said, no, it's not us, clearly it's
not us, why would we do that anyway? So there
you go, love me? Yeah, I know? And how good
is this? Let's finish with some absolutely freaking awesome news
for everybody that loves our man. Jimmy Barnes has maybe
tickets to go and see Chisels at the Balo five hundred.
(14:05):
He's been really, really sick and people have been worrying
whether or not he'd be up and ready to go
for their historic fiftieth anniversary tool. Well, guess what. Last
night the Barking Spiders played. Who are they? Max? I?
Who you ask?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Who the hell the Barking Spiders?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
That's Chisel. They did their first show under their alias,
So that's got a name. Yeah, I know, but if
you said Chisel's playing at your local pub, everyone would
come from mile away. So they just go by the
Barking Spiders And yeah, they got through it.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Still got it?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, not bad, not bad. Twelve hundred fans got wind
of it and snapped up the tickets if you don't mind.
In comparison to that, one hundred and eighty thousand seats
have been sold to the Big five Oh Tour, which
is starting an Armadale finishing with us here at Adelaide.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I reckon they'll have about fifty thousand watching them on
on that day.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Cannot wait, not wait. So good news. Jimmy Barnes is
back in good health. Stick around for Heap's good. Here
it comes, here, it comes really he's good, it's really
heap good.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Heps good.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
All right, guys, this is it. This is what you
need to do with the kids for school holidays. I
went to something that was absolutely freaking, breathtakingly brilliant, and
I want everybody to go and do it.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
What a cell. That's a strong cell. I don't have kids.
Can I go?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah you can come to Alright, we're gonna go, everybody
together and see some glass and the Allo botanic gardens.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Heaps and you know the heap's bad. No, what do
you mean we're going to go and see glass.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Okay, now I admit.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
You've been divided everyone as well.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah, everyone you're coming.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Everyone is gonna love.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Absolutely it's free too, so Chehauli's garden cycle. Dale Chahouly
is one of the world's most renowned glass blowers. Stick
with me.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Sounds like a dish sapaters.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Extra he is doing and it's the first time in
this country that this has come here. And he's one
of the best, well if not the best in the
world at what he does. But if you can picture
giant glass sculptures, huge glass sculptures in the botanic gardens,
that's what I'm selling to you with the kids. It's
got It is awesome, and it's free during the day
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and between Thursday and Sunday, maybe Saturday, but anyway, check
the times at nighttime they light it all up. Now
you have to pay for you an adult for that.
But it was, without a doubt, one of the most
astounding things that I have ever seen. What are the
sculptures of well, not like things like you know, things
like a meeba looking things. And you know it's not
(16:57):
like a sculpture if it's not just a sculpture of
a car, like there's like balls of glass and there's
spikes of glass.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
You're not doing a great self, It's really good.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Why you crying.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Still? Losing it as at that looks the thing he
just showed us looks like a COVID various Come and
see a glass sculpture of a disease for two millions
of people. I've heard of it. I've heard it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
It is amazing. It is more than amazing. All right,
it's in the Botannic guns. I am going to go
again and again and again because I think it is good.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
It does sound good. I'm sorry we derailed that a
little bit. Don't worry. You go an opportunity to derail
me here now I'm going to bring you.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I like to do this. I like to give you
someone to follow on social media. I'm out someone entertaining
on social media. This person I don't know how I've
stumbled across them.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
They're British.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
His name is Big Newche Big newsh News. Yeah, it's
like at NEWSMC.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
He's only got like twenty nine thousand followers, so he's
got a following, but he's not gargantuan. He has one
bit that he does, but he does it over and
over and over again. His bit is that he is
walking through a park in London, wherever he lives. He
sees someone walking a dog that is not a German shepherd,
any dog that's not a German shepherd, like a yeah,
(18:28):
a poodle, and he walks up to them all excited
and asks them's efforts a German shepherd, what'd you.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Look at that?
Speaker 5 (18:38):
I've not seen one of them, believe me or not.
In yes, I love German shepherds.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
She's a Welsh terrier.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Sorry, that's not a German shepherd. No, that's all he does.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Every video is he walking up to and they're usually
like seventy year olds in the park with their little terriers, like, oh, that's.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
A German shepherd. Oh, go on, give us a little complation.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
German shap, a lurcher, a lancher, German shap or kick
German sph.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Sorry, I'm a laking Charles. Come a laking Charles. German shap.
Oh that's the whole thing video.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
So let me get this straight. You're coming at me
a million miles an hour because I'm sending people to
one of the great places in our state has one
of them that has one of the world's most renowned
artists and sculptures. And then you turn around and you go, no,
you know what's better. Listen to your guy pretending that
all dogs are German shepherd's.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Going up to English pensioners who are so proud of
their little tiny terriers, saying I love a German shep
heves mix one of tip.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
In three, Max and Ali in the morning. Now, I
know that we're heading into a long weekend and the
second week of holidays, so maybe you're going to Marion
shopping Center to build a bear with the kids. But no, Max,
you apparently want to build a funeral.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Yeah, build a funeral. Let's get real depresso together on
a fray. No, I don't plan on this being depresso.
I know you love being a great planner, Alie Clark,
you love being organized.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Spreadsheets up the kazoozas exactly.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
So have you ever considered and on thirteen one oh
two three? Have you already considered things that you would
like at your own funeral?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
You heard the bit about how I've just gone through
breast cancer.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Right, Yeah, you've got the whole thing lined up. I've
already picked.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
An In fact, what are you doing in three years?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I've booked?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
But yeah, yeah, completely completely, And I reckon every time
you go to a funeral. It's there will be one
moment like you're always in the moment. You think it's
your person in the family and everything else, but there
is always one moment where you I wonder what I like,
who would turn up for mine, but also what I
would actually do?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah, who would have speaking or music would be playing?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
And this is kind of mine, like it would be,
you know, I want the absolute appropriate amount of sorrow,
like I want my lean want that their hands and
gnashing of teeth, just looking at the hair and all that.
And then all of a sudden there's a friend scratch
and we play this.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Down, I mean, come on, and then the lights go down,
Blazers come on. That's right, ess, Martine, come out out
of the coffin.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Like the coffins doesn't have my body and it's got
dry ice and the dry eyes just comes out.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yes, that is good question, much thought into it, just
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
To be fair, I'm not sure the nine year old
will go with that change of pace.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
So I went I went to a funeral a week
or two ago, and it got me thinking about a
few of these great ideas, and you've just expanded on
a few of them. There, like things that you know
you would want in your funeral. This one was at
Nord Oval, which I thought instantly, what a venue for
a funeral because that family was everybody was everyone on
the oval.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
The rest of us all got to sit in the grandstands.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
I'm like, it's good footy. I'm a I'm a footy
sort of guy. I could get into this. It's iconic.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
There was no no coffin.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Coffin's are sad like it's a reminder of what's going on,
aside from the fact that your dead and your pictures
on the screen.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Like people, I feel like you.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Wanted to be sad. You want the one that sadly.
But I don't want everyone to leave they're too depressed.
So I didn't mind that as an idea. And there
was no procession like afterwards, because there's no coffin, Like
you're not going to a how did.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
How did that finish? Though, like you know how there's
always that awkward moment And I find this at funerals.
I have no idea why people don't clap at funerals. Yeah,
like some of them, Like you get up and you
make some of the hardest thing you will ever have
to say or somebody will ever have eulogy, eulogy or
something beautiful and they finish and then they sit down
in silence. I feel like we should be going that's beautiful,
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we love you, we love them, and everything else.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
It could have been the fact that we're all sitting
in grand stands where you do a lot of clapping
and cheering. But when the two kids got through.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
The end of the eulogy, oh good claps for them.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Lots of clapping at my funeral. And the best thing
was because there was no procession. You don't have to
wait an hour to go to a wake. And because
we're in a footy oval, there's bars everywhere. Everyone literally
has gone from I was morning two minutes ago to
having a beer with each other and reminiscing together.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
And were they playing this.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Song it down down.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
The Norway on three Watson must have at your funeral.
If you could build.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Your own Yeah, whether it's a song, whether you have
something funny you want to do with your body, someone
you want to speak, Do.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
You want to be shot out of a cannon?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Maybe you're just like I love scones with jam and
cream and they must be served at my funeral.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
All right, we have got tickets to get you to
a day on the Green with Missy Higgins if you
don't mind just by picking up the phone and being
our caller of the day. So thirteen one o two three,
help us help you Max and Allie in the morning.
Maybe you want everyone in the bar getting tipsy at
your funeral and I'm thirteen one o two three. We're
asking you, come on, come on, what are you actually
(24:33):
planning for yours?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
I went to a funeral last week and as sad
as it was, it was a great honoring of this
person's life.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
But there were some elements to it.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I was like, damn, I.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Quite like this. I like the venue. I like our
close eye of the bars. There's no goffin here. We
don't have to be too sad about that. There was
a few things that I like. So we're asking you,
Donna from PARILOUI, what does a must have at your funeral?
Speaker 6 (24:56):
My must have is to have the Magic Men Australia
do their pony dance for me. By genuine.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Donna, you can't be serious.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
I am absolutely serious. If yes, that's it, one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
How do you think, great Arnie Gertrude would go most
come out.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Be honest, She'll either get really into it or she
won't be around to see it anyway.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Do they do the pony dance in your mind in
this perfect funeral of yours?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Are they doing it around your coffin or Well?
Speaker 6 (25:30):
The thing is, I'm very fortunate that they have one
of my best friends and is actually your funeral director,
so she knows if I go before her, she knows
exactly what she has to do with the whole photos
and getting things organized. Have a little bit of a
People would expect that at my funeral hundred percent because
(25:51):
I've been seeing them for two years now and I'm
up to my eighteenth show this year.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Right, don I ill on you, Donna, But if you
go anytime soon, Alie.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
You should come one night and see him out the bridgeway.
Your love it, Max, you.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Should come to you, Donna being recruited?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
All right? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Great idea.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Ricky from murray Bridge? Can you top that once you
must have at your funeral?
Speaker 7 (26:23):
I can't top that. I want Donor to plan mine?
Is it actually coming of perfect times? I just bought
a book that says I'm dead now what and I
was filling it in and my funeral. I would like
to send a text out before everyone walks in, like
it's dark in here, help me please come let me out.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Donna's kept their phone plan alive for another week and
a half so someone and their family member can send
out prank text So if we can send out prank
text messages, great, absolutely, thank you, Amy.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Here we go Andrew's farm. Okay, you're dubbing in your mum?
What is she planning?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Hers?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Already?
Speaker 8 (26:59):
I am ding in my mom. So you guys might
know her Crabby Tina. She's always commenting on your thing.
We've got a collection of videos that she has sent
my sister and I she sent us of her just
hysterically laughing at herself. So we're going to make a
(27:21):
little video montage of her just just her laughing. Sometimes
she laughs hard enough that she passes out. So we've
got quite a collection of videos coming through from my mom.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Bless her.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
If that's going to be happening. Can you just really
check that she has did and just hasn't passed out
from her?
Speaker 8 (27:39):
Do you check that.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
She does?
Speaker 8 (27:43):
She kind of like she laughs like a husky, like
she kind of like wheeze laughs until she can't go on.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
My impression of.
Speaker 8 (27:52):
My mom, Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
Okay, so it's kind of like a.
Speaker 9 (27:58):
No air coming in and then yeah, she would.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Just pass out.
Speaker 9 (28:04):
Love, not that we want her to die, but not
they want how to die.
Speaker 8 (28:07):
But we're looking forward to playing it at.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
It honestly, think if no air is going in or out? Yeah, no,
look watch out for the jokes around your mum. Thank you, say,
keep your calls coming in. What is the must have
at your own funerals? We're asking you right now because
Max went to a funeral and thought, what I want
some of that. I quite like that for my funeral.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
When we were planning a wedding, we saw some weddings.
I want a bit of that. And it's the same
for funerals.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
So we're asking you what is your must have at
your funeral? Linda from Seaton's on the line on thirteen
one O two three, your dad had a request, but
your mum wasn't so keen.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
What was it?
Speaker 7 (28:44):
Yeah, the ring of fire from his funeral Johnny Cash. Yeah,
because he was getting cremated. You can't, you can't, I said, mom.
Speaker 9 (28:57):
You know this is what dad wants.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Me.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
This is how that is.
Speaker 9 (29:01):
He was a bit of a comedian.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
We have to do it, he said.
Speaker 7 (29:05):
If I don't do it, he's gonna come and haunt me.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
So who won the argument? Linda?
Speaker 9 (29:12):
Well, I had to because I had Do you want
to get haunted for the rest of my life?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I knew.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I can see it now, like you know, the coffin's
there and it goes behind the curtain and then this
is playing. Your mom's crying, he's going and les Dad's
not actually coming for me. There really going to keep
them coming Mix one of two point three Maxinally in
the morning. Since you've been gone, I know someone could
(29:41):
play that song. And if you know we're asking you,
come on design your own right now where there's Riggy
leeu Strath album. What are you having at yours?
Speaker 6 (29:49):
You have to wear roots, play John nice coffee.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
John iced coffee.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
That sounds like my every day Yeah, that's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
You're a star. Would you like a sing along Ricky Lee?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
No, No, that's fine.
Speaker 8 (30:06):
I've done that before and I get in trouble.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I mean at the funeral, do you want everyone singing live?
Speaker 7 (30:11):
Everyone's got to get up. Yeah, everyone's going to get
up on their feet.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
With the ice coffee.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Oh yeah, thanks regularly, all right. Joining us now is
a man who knows exactly what's going on at more
funerals than most. Remember we caught up with the Coffin
Confess back in February.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Now.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
He basically basically works for people who might be about
to pass on, and they go, you know what, I
want you to make sure that this person is finally
told X Y Z or that these people don't come
to my funeral. He's like the guy that will go
in and ensure all that it.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Gets requests to ensure that certain things happen at the funeral.
Is is Your name is Bill, But we like the
coffin confess.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
So come on, coffin Confessor. What's the weirdest thing that
you're working on at the moment? Do you reckon?
Speaker 10 (30:56):
Good morning, guys, and thanks for having me all your listeners.
I guess the one I'm working on at the moment
is Lady would request one hundred horses run through her wake,
but each horse will have a little bit of her
ashes on them, So she spread right throughout the valley
in Victoria where she's going to be sort of laid
to rest.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
How do you logistically organize that?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
And where's the man from Snowy River.
Speaker 10 (31:22):
That's a beautiful part about the area she lives. It's
quite unique, but it's got a lot of horse people
and it's quite a good community, so it'll come together
quite well. It's just basically trying to get the ashes
on the horses so each each one drops, you know,
And that's my.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Question, like, what are you going to I mean, you
can't just put it on its rump and send it off.
I guess what are you gonna do?
Speaker 10 (31:44):
No, some people have organized something like a it's like
a tail glitter that you can actually put on the
horse and it'll drop as the horses run and.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Hang on, hang on, hang on, Coffin confessor, are you
about to organize one hundred horses that look like they're
farting out the deally departures?
Speaker 10 (32:02):
That's one way of looking at it.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Wow, what a request? Okay, okay, what about that's coming up?
Speaker 3 (32:12):
What about if you look back on your great career
of being the coffin Confessor, Bill, what are some of
the more out there requests that you've had?
Speaker 10 (32:20):
What's the most Oh, look, the infidelity is the most
but I've got to say the latest one would be
crashing awake and the lady Mike clients. She was, you know,
telling everybody how much she loved them and adored them
and thanked them for their friendship, and that she knew
her husband was sleeping with their daughter in all.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Oh whoa, yeah, how did she go? How was that
news received?
Speaker 10 (32:50):
It was received quite like you guys, shock or like
what the hell you know?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
So hang on, God, we've got to take a step back,
Mazzie in the newsroom, take a We got to get
to the bottom of this. So you walk in just
to paint this picture. You have to, and this is
your job. You walk into this funeral and what she's
sort of telling everybody, or these speeches about how much
she loves everyone, and then what you stand up behind
the microphone and.
Speaker 10 (33:15):
Say in a way.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (33:18):
So I attended the wake. It was a gathering of
food and drink and wine and everything.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Everybody's around with party pies and pasties.
Speaker 10 (33:27):
Well they're all they're all reminiscing, you know, on the
deceased and talking stories about her. Then I interrupted, and
I open the envelope and I'd pull out the ladder
and I say, excuse me, my name's Philly. Oh I
am the coffin confessor. My client has something to say,
and this is what it is. You're all beautiful people.
I love you so much. I respect you, and I
care for you, and thank you for caring for me
while I'm one night deathbed. And to my husband, I
(33:50):
knew you've been screwing our daughter in law.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Ah I made even the second time, that gets me.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I knew what was coming. And I don't even know
the people.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
What happened in that moment, And was the husband and
I'm presuming the daughter in law in that little circle
that you were telling.
Speaker 10 (34:07):
Yeah, well they were there. The daughter in law left,
the husband sold to his knees, and everybody just sort
of didn't know what to say, where the look, or
what to do. It was just chaotic. And fortunately I
just do what I do. I dropped the bomb and
I leave, So I don't know what happened afterwards. I'd
love to be the fly on the wall, but I'm not.
I'd need to do a job. I did the job
and I leave.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Even the third time, I goes O, man, wow, Bill,
so Max needs you number. He needs to play at
his funeral.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Awesome. I've got some stuff to say to Eli after
my death.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Thank you very much. The gomin confess so wow. I
think I didn't think you top. You know the guys
doing the pony.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Wow, we love it. Thank you so much for joining us. Bill,
Thanks for having me, guys, and you can II a
Bill by the way, please, He's obviously very good at
his job and somehow manages to get out of these
things without being guilled.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
No, Joe, I'm going to do this. I'm happy to
do the Adelaide chapter. Bill.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Adelaide's richest cash contest is on mix Maxsonally's ten thousand.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Dollars thanks to Automasters Mix one O two point three.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Probably doesn't vote well that I'm the one reading the
questions today. Giving that little lea experience.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Is a b ten thousand dollars minute. That's what we're
doing right now.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
I get ten questions, ride sixty seconds, win yourself at
the ten thousand top.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Mickey in the Morphid vail. Hell are you, Micky?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
I'm very well?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Thank you excellent. You're feeling smart, you're feeling up, you're
feeling about.
Speaker 6 (35:38):
Yes, I am hopefully.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I met a Mickey and morphot bail recently.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Yeah, that was me.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Is this our Ken Hinckley now proud owner of Ken's
face on your place?
Speaker 1 (35:54):
How's Kenny being? Has been to rain over?
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:57):
No?
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (35:59):
That held really well?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
All right, Now your wife fell wanted Ken Hinkley's face
on your place? Has she been going out every morning?
And just you know, paying homage to the great Candy?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yeah, we've got candles and flowers.
Speaker 10 (36:15):
Yeah that's right.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Well, let's see if you could be the greatest family around.
Not only do you have Ken Hinckley space on your place,
you courtesy of us, you might be able to get
ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Now, just remember, Micky, we have to accept your first answer,
and if you pass on a question, we can come
back to it at the end. So if you're not sure, right,
excuse me, don't worry. I've coughed on the radio multiple
times this week.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
It's all good.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Here we go, Micky, whose wife loves Ken Hinckley maybe
more than she loves Mickey herself. Your time starts now.
Donnie Dunn and Martha we two lead characters in Which
twenty twenty four Netflix hit Which South Australian Island is
na new farm on.
Speaker 9 (36:59):
Im going?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
True or false? The Vietnamese currency is the repair.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
True?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Which song are the lyrics from? Alright, stop collaborate and listen,
take it, will take it? Which substance gives skin and hair?
It's pignant?
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Uh Charson?
Speaker 2 (37:25):
What did Humpty Dumpty sit on the war? Who is
the Prime Minister of Israel?
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (37:34):
What do Americans generally call a nappy diaper? What color
is the letter P on the car's te plate?
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Black?
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Which retire? Which retari played more AFL games? Charlie Dixon
or Rory Sloane.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
I thought, you've got to all ten Mickey, well done?
Speaker 9 (38:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a bit bit sad when you
put on the spot like that.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
It's high, it really is. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Oh wow, Like I think the closest we've got we've
got a niner. We did have an I've got a niner,
so mate, even though like people would be yelling in
their cars going I know that one. It is really
hard when you ring up so well done.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yet, let's go through the money that you are making.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Which South Australian Island is Nanu Farm on Heine Marsh Islands.
The song that these lyrics are from. Alright, stop collaborate
and listen. You said Vanilla eye.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Are we going to take it.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Ice ice baby? Well accept it, we'll take it well
accepted of course. Sat on the wall.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Americans call nappy generally a diaper, and Rory Sloan has
played more games than Charlie Dixon thirty four of them.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So we've got fifty bucks,
which is absolutely a past mark. All right, that's not bad,
nothing to be sneezed at. Now, Donny Dune and Martha
they're in baby range are netflix?
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Now, the currency of Vietnam is not the repeat, it's
actually the.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
One of the great.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yeah, you'll never forget that. Now. Carraton makes your hair
good and your nails hard, but it's melanin that actually
makes you the peak, gives you the peak. Yeah. Benjamin Netanya,
who is the Prime Minister of Israel, and Read you
knew it, you came back to it. But Read is
the fire of the p on the pea plate. It's
(39:32):
a right, fifty bucks. What are you going to do
with that?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (39:35):
I'll be taking out to lunch hopefully when I get it.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
And then birthday on the All.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Right, so she'll you'll take her out to lunch and
she'll be looking over your shoulder, Jesse and case Ken
Hinckley walks into exactly.
Speaker 10 (39:51):
Thanks Love, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
We have to talk about the massive news from yesterday.
I could not be happier for what is unfolded since
the AFL Grand Final, and we're talking about this woman
had a number of reasons. Now, Katie Perry came down
and brought out a new album and was universally panned
some of the worst pr and coverage that I think
(40:18):
any of us have ever seen. In fact, the sentence
was coming out that basically it was the biggest flop
in female pop music history.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Album.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Metacritic, which is a website which combines all of the
reviews and whatnot, has it officially ranked as the lowest
ranked female solo artist album of all.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Times, so number one. The fact that Katy Perry yesterday
announced a fourth show here in Adelaide. But most importantly,
finally an artist has said you know what, I wasn't originally,
but I am going to come to South Australia and
we're selling her out.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Incredible for shows.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Yeah, four of them and you like go and you know,
I actually had this conversation with someone last night dinner
there from Sydney. A four shows, but you're entertainment's tiny,
the entertainment center is tiny compared to ours.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Ours has got just over eleven thousand.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Yeah, so essentially by four shows we are going more
people than Adelaidians are going to see her than in
Melbourne or in Sydney, the second and third place for
total numbers.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Well Brisbane or person that matter.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
We are going to have the most people see Katie
Perry of anywhere in Australia.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
And I just hope every promoter everywhere is having a
look at that. Like Oasis announced overnight that they're only
going to Melbourne and Sydney and doing two shows each.
But let's face it, with their relationship, that's probably a
good thing. But the backs in and around it because
everybody's going, oh, we're paying for we're actually not. So
we spoke to Premier mellanowsquest because the rumor and the story,
(41:46):
the legend around it is that he cornered her at
the AFL Grand Final.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
The packet he ran through one hundred thousand people to her,
floored his way into a corporate bot.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
So none of us taxpayers are paying to get her
over here, which is what everyone was saying, Oh that's
what's happening. And I think all the government said is, look,
if you don't sell out that first show, then we
will underwrite it. Well, four shows later, that's completely off
the charts.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Yeah, I think we're not going to have to pay
anything taxpayer wise.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Have you got one act that you really regret never
going and seeing?
Speaker 3 (42:16):
This is a strange one for me because you know
my taste in music and I don't usually go down
this path. But I used to work at Amy Stadium,
like in the kiosks down there, Yeah, down at West.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
So this was the one where you'd steal the chips
off the top that fell off.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Yeah, stole the chips and then overcooked all the Chico rolls.
The end would pop out and yes, hello to everyone
that used to sit in the Western.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Stand without an end on the Chicken roll.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
That was me. Apologies, sorry, not sorry. So we had
a couple of big concerts down there. One of them
that was huge was you too.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
I was asked if I wanted to work that night,
and of course, when you're working, get a little break,
you go out there.
Speaker 10 (42:49):
And watch it.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yeah, I was like, I don't really like you too,
I'm not interested in seeing one of the biggest bands ever.
And now I look back on that and go I
had a free ticket to go and watch a bit
of you two.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Yeah, the greatest, one of the great bands of all times.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
And I just didn't want to give up my Saturday
night to do that.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Do you want me to feel make you feel better?
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Go on?
Speaker 2 (43:09):
They were really crap down Amy Great. I'm a massive
that's the first time I was such a big U
two fan, and that was the first time I ever
saw them, and I just walked away feeling completely disillusioned.
And I thought, oh, and so I blamed the stadium.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
That's all you can It was Amy Stadiumseddy maguire.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
It was fretty Footy Park's fault. But then Robbie Williams
rocked in the next week and blew it apart.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Dominated any for you.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Yeah the Stones, you know when the Stones came here
not too long ago. I think they played at the
Oval or yeah, yeah, yeah, And I just didn't get
around the tickets, and God, I regretted it. I really
really regret not seeing Mick Jagger do his stuff, especially.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
A band like them, You're like, Oh, they ain't coming
bout it. They're not getting on another long hal fly.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Anyway, the cool thing about all of this, right is
her four shows. Thirty of the June tickets are going
on sale eleven am this morning. But we really wanted
to give you a heads up. Every single call that
comes on with us next week will be in the
running four a Katy Perry double because we're going to
give them away every single day to our caller of
the days. Get involved with your stories, with your text,
(44:12):
whichever way, be a part of the show, and you'll
be going to see Katy Perry at one of these
Monsters shows. It's gonna be awesome. Three compley tickets are.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
They?
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Certainly are a tire rows of them up for grabs.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Tanya in North Haven? Does that interest you?
Speaker 10 (44:37):
Please?
Speaker 8 (44:39):
All right?
Speaker 1 (44:40):
The next one? No?
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Sorry, it wasn't enough pleases There sounds like there's more
than one person with you. And presuming you're in the car,
who else have you got?
Speaker 1 (44:49):
There?
Speaker 9 (44:50):
Got my two little boys running back.
Speaker 7 (44:52):
I'm about to drop them.
Speaker 9 (44:55):
Yeah, I don't want to drop them yet, because I
want to talk to you.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
So are they the Coldplay fans? Tanya?
Speaker 9 (45:04):
Yeah, well yes, there's kind of been thought to be
Coldplay fans.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Year old.
Speaker 9 (45:11):
Yeah, we all love Coldplay so much.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
I adore that and you're saying that, but hey, kids,
can you put one of the kids really near the phone?
If not for Coldplay, who would you rather listen to?
Katie Perry?
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Yeah, that's right in the well.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
The cool thing is we've got Katie Perry tickets to
give away next week. But right now, momsy Tanya, you
concentrate on this.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Yeah. Why do you need to see Coldplay in Melbourne? Tanya?
Speaker 9 (45:41):
Oh my god. I've tried so hard to get tickets.
I'm a huge fan. I've never seen them. I've been
told by everyone who has seen them that I must
do it in my lifetime, so it's on my bucket list.
I tried to get tickets and I was nine hundred
and fifteen thousand, thousands in the queue. I took a
spreenshot of it because I couldn't believe it. I just
love them so much. I love the vibe they bring,
(46:03):
and I love the music. Every single song and every
single lyric.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
Listen to you.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
We've heard a rumor that you wake up in the
morning in your household and every single day you play
Coldplay songs.
Speaker 9 (46:15):
Yeah, that would be about right.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Yeah, it comes Chris Martin again again this morning. So
then I love it.
Speaker 9 (46:26):
Now they love it, they're on board.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Well, then hang on, Tanny. Here's where we're going to
sort you out.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Right.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
So if you were to win this entire row, and
given that the kids are there listening and you finow
it's going to cold Play every single day of their lives,
would you take them or your girlfriends?
Speaker 9 (46:42):
Oh oh, and they're putting praying hands.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
To me.
Speaker 9 (46:53):
My dad.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
I love it when he turns into an emoji. That's
so cute.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Well, let us tell you this in the running.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
You're running.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
So much? No, is it all now?
Speaker 2 (47:10):
So the good news is you listen to across the
day and we'll find out if it's you that gets
this row of Coldplay tickets. And the bad news is
the little Ryan and Zach you got to go into
wash now because we're all right, guys, all right, don't
forget to get the exclusive advantages and extra ways to
(47:31):
win by joining the Mixed Club right now at mix
ONEO two three dot com.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Dot AU just quietly. Today is Friday, ticket friend. Yeah, Mamie,
row after row after row.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
Of free Cold Play tickets to win every fifteen minutes
from nine with Michelle Murphy.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Excluse you'll go in the running. So good luck with that.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
And as we said, Katie Perry, Yeah, little Ryan and
Zach love a bit of Katie. Well. As of next week,
just be part of the show because every day we'll
be giving away a double two these incredible shows that
she's put on here in Adelaide.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
It's actually absurd the amount of tickets that we've got
in this radio station.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
I took my three.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Max.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Now, I know you don't step on the killers ever. Ever,
that is the rules. You just don't do it.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
One of the commandments.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
It is apparently it makes one or two point three.
All right, let's do this. Yeah, we were asking you, look,
if you could have one thing at your funeral, what
would it be.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
Yeah. I went to a funeral a couple of weeks
ago nor whatd Over and there are a few things
from there. I was like, you know what, I wouldn't
mind taking these dart points and implementing them into my funeral.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
But for Max, it was mainly oh, I've just been
close to the bar and not necessarily having a coffin there,
and then Donna from PARLOWI rang up and blew us
all out of the water.
Speaker 6 (48:47):
My must have is to have the Magic Men Australia
do their pony dance for me by.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Danieline Dona, you can't be serious.
Speaker 6 (48:56):
Sure, I've been seeing them for two years now and
up to my eighteenth show.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
Right, we don't wish ill on youve don it, but
if you go anytime soon you can get Alie.
Speaker 6 (49:12):
You should come one night and see him out the Bridgeway.
Your love, Oh Max, you should.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Come to love it.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
A little bit of a different spin on what you've won.
Though Missy Higgins doesn't really do the pony I don't
think of many of her shows. But anyway, Donna, you're
onto a. David Green presenting the Second Act with special
guest Kate Miller hiking at Peter Lemon Wines on Saturday,
December seventh.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
Yeah, she's not playing at the Bridgeway. It is at
a winery.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Yes, tickets on sound now at ticket Master. All right,
we've got to get out of here now. Lots of
things to do this long weekend right, yes, for for
us or for everyone everyone?
Speaker 1 (49:52):
Yeah, what are you sending them to do?
Speaker 2 (49:54):
We'll enjoy it. And then we got to do and
they would say, say on the roads, and then we've
got to switch our clocks awards.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Oh, daylight savings around.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
You've got to get yourself better.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
To take some antibiotics. You got anything, you got to Melrose,
you gotta win a show.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
I've got to go and win my first prop will
not I The kids have done it. The kids have
got to win their first prize at an agricultural show.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
It's like pageant mums, but show mums. Regional show mums
was featuring Ali Clark.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
Oh my god, what a show. Yeah, I don't worry
about dance mums, country mums.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Just going and polishing the cowboy boots.
Speaker 2 (50:28):
Anyway, whatever you doing, enjoy the long week and we'll
be back with you on Tuesday morning, right after six
Adelaide's Fun breakfast show Max Andale in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Obviously, yesterday the revelations about Charlie Stevens, Police Commissioner Grant
Stephens's son in court finally answered. I think the question
that every single household would have discussed at least once
or twice in the last year, and that is, you know,
how can something like this happened at school? Is of course,
Charlie Stevens passing away after being hit by someone driving
(00:27):
a car.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Police Commissioner's son.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah, we were just like we had all of these
little bitsy details and there was a oh, well I
heard that he did this, and I heard that the
car was here, and the boys were here, and alcohol this,
no alcohol that.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
And I think to the fact that when you actually
find out what happened, which is just you could shut
your eyes and see it happening to any one of us, absolutely,
your kids or your friend's kids. You could see it
happening to you when you were a kid. That's the thing,
because essentially there were no drugs and alcohol in the
driver's system. He was heading into Victor. There was a
(01:01):
group of boys when Charlie was one of them on
the side of the road gun and stops in front
of the car and goes, oh, I give us a lift,
and the guy goes, no, because I will lose my license.
I'm on my pee.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
He's just trying to do the right thing as on
beach Road. Anyone that's been before has been on this road.
This is the one you drive out of the roundabout
straight down to the gool Beach Gay.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
And then he turns around and these are all a
greed facts, right, this isn't These are greed facts between everybody.
And then he does ay and he comes back the
other way and just doesn't know that Charlie had walked
to the other side. The boys were still kind of
out in the left hand side, so he swerves to
go drive.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Around around the big group, and then.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Charlie tries to sort of beat him across essentially and
gets hit, and then he drives off. Now the reason
that he has given that he drove off was because
he heard yelling and he thought the boys were going
to be angry at him for not giving them a lift.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Essentially a group of people. I don't want to go
back a gout my girlfriend in the car. I'm a
little bit worried.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
And when you read and understand that, Gosh, it's opened
up some conversations with Mike kids like just you know,
because you're hearing about it in the news all the time,
and Charlie Stevens and obviously I speak to our family
about Grant because you know, he's been so amazing with us,
with our little side and Sammy. But yeah, just having
those conversations about, oh, do you know how hard it
(02:16):
is for mummy to bring you up in the world
and to love you so much? And I'm trying my best,
and I know there are times where I might be
too overprotective and you think that I'm too mean, but
we just need to be able to put everything out
in front of you because something like this can still happen.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Doesn't it kill you a little bit as a parent
to be like I can bring you up perfectly, as
perfect as perfect can be, and I can say to
you absolutely, don't drink and don't smoke, and don't do this,
and you have avoided all of these things, and then
you just happen to be on the Charlie could have
been completely sober. You happen to be standing there, yeap
on a road at just the wrong time.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Don't they kill you?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh that terrifies me. I mean that's the stuff that
keeps me awake at two in the morning, you know,
like a year sort of. I become one of those
people that goes, oh my god, if the plane drops
out of the sky in my house, how am I
going to save the baby's that's where your mind goes.
But it's just that whole idea that school is. And
I didn't go to South Australia. You would have gone
to see I went down Harbor.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I was down at the caravan park there, went into
the festival.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
And that's what I said to Elouise, my eldest, last night,
because I had a bit of one on one time
with her. I said, look, honey, things will happen, and
all we can do is parents is try to help
you make the best decisions you can. It's going to
be two other things that possibly could happen. Other dickheads
won't make the good decisions. You might end up being
a dickhead in a split moment and not making the
(03:38):
right decisions. Or then there's just a horrible, horrible accident. Yeah,
and I reckon as a parent. It's one of the
scariest things to get your head around.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, you can only cross your fingers so hard.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I know, I do my toes, I do everything, max.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Everything, Alie Clark, let's go back to you talking about
your gift. One of the all time great beauty fails.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I had one of the great disasters of all time.
If I go out and MC something, quite often they
might be black tiev And so I've got to put
on a fancy dress. And so a friend gave me
lip plumping lip.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Gloss, gloss that plumps you lip.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah. Yeah, so Maze in the newsroom, you'd know all
about this. So you put it on and it gives
you like a tingling feeling on your lips, and then
it almost gives you an allergic reaction and pumps of it. Yeah.
And I'm in the bathroom in the green room, ready
to walk out on stage, and so I grabbed my
little lip pumping gloss and as I'm doing that, I thought, well,
I'll cut things down. And I'm sitting on the toilet,
so I put it on and all that sort of stuff. Now,
(04:36):
when you have a lipstick, you quite often blott it
on toilet paper or on a tissue, so it doesn't
go over there, right.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
So you've put it on and then you like get
the excess off.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, you sort of put it and you just go.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
On.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
So I'm sitting on the toilet and I grab a
toilet paper and I go, oh, no, I've gone overs
with this tingly lip gloss. About two seconds later I
finish and I grab said toilet paper with excess lip
plumping gloss. No, you're not going to tell you.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
What I asked? Wrong lips? Maybe? So how did you
go on stage with your tingly lips?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It turns out all four of them got the job done.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
This is like before a game of footy and you
have to get deep heat on. Then someone's put deep
heat on your hammy or whatever if you accidentally have
rubbed your hamstring or whatever, and let me just scratch.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
My balls or something.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Oh that's a bad idea. So how did you go
on stage with your tingly lips?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
It turns.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
It turns out all four of them got the job
done maximally in the morning with a bit of dazzy
Delicious on the Friday heading into the long wir certificate.
That delicious, that delicious, I mean, just a great song.
I know you don't like it as much as me,
but I do. I think it's a faith.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
No, you need a thousand bees and to me and
then I'll get into that song now, though, Alie, I
would like to to ask you, am I a little
bit crazy? Because I have a list of things which
I was going around the house, pottering around yesterday. These
are things that I won't throw away despite the very real,
almost one hundred percent chance that I will never ever
(06:16):
use them again, and they just remain in my house.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Am I crazy for having this? Or does everyone have this?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Give you an example.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Right in our pantry at the moment, I've pulled out
four bottles yesterday of various Asian sauces from a dish
that we have made in our house once that went like, okay,
we'll probably never make it again, but it's a full
bottle of sauce that will never get used again, but
(06:48):
it might.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
You can't throw out the bottle of sauce.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
No, you can't. You absolutely can't until it's sat there
and it's at least three days past it's best before.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, same with same with this four hundred and fifty
gram maybe before hundred and forty after we've used ten
grams of it, like molasses, the really sticky sweet stuff
that you can put in some desserts.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I betual you're making pork ribs.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Made from sugarcane mustar, but you don't throw it out.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
So then I was like, there's actually probably a whole
bunch of things here that fall into this category, and
maybe other people have them a really well made box.
So like when you get an iPhone, or when you
get your new garm and watch like I've got, or
one time we got fetched TV from Optus, they all
(07:34):
come in really nice boxes.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Oh see, I get that. I've absolutely kept that. But
I'm not keeping them because they're a nice box. I'm
keeping them because I think maybe I might need it
if I want to get rid of them.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
To I, that's a fine reason.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Do you ever have you ever re sold an iPhone
in its original box?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Mate, I wouldn't know what to do.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
With you have, And they feel like a lot of
people have a whole bunch of these boxes.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
And I've got so many Lego boxes.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I've got Legos.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
So many the original box.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
What am I going to do?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Put the Lego back into the original box to resell it?
Wes why do I have these things? Chords was my
next thing. I have a drawer full of cords and
wires that you keep because you never know when you
might need the cord to plug in your iPhone seven,
which I haven't touched for a decade. Uh huh, red,
(08:28):
white and yellow AV chords that I used to use
for my PlayStation one that came out thirty years ago.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
We're going, all right, you're not mad, So I reckon.
I have bar My training ones, every bra I've ever owned,
ce the irony even now I can't get rid of
start throw them out.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
What happens point you've replaced it with a new one,
You go, I'm never gonna wear this.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Well, I'm still wearing one where I know Simon medcal
Felt me up.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
In and Memories Memories Core Memory Simon, if you're listening, no.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
But I just like, I absolutely cannot throw out a
braw And I think in my head the reason why.
I think we all have reasons for it, right. So
for example, with your boxes, I don't know one day
we won't sell them and you need them, right, but
I know for them, the bras, I think, well, I'm
going to keep for me. The reason is because they're
so expensive it seems ridiculous to throw them out. Feel
(09:23):
like the other one I do have. We still have
all the keys to anything we have ever owned, houses
Matt's old Sigma Scorpion that got decommissioned and taken off
the side of the road and had to be dumped, like,
are correct? Correct? And of course when you go, oh,
you got the key, Russell Russell rs.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
It's like an old jailer KEI.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I cannot throw the key of me and I'll never
use them again.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Ali, maybe I'm not crazy, and it's great to hear it,
but I do need to know from you or from
the people of Adelaide if you want to call through
thirty one O two three, what the hell am I
going to do with all this hoist?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
In source.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Max Andali in the morning, let's get you all the
goss you need heading into your a long week and
and starting with Men in Black there's a movie you
probably haven't heard for a while. It was huge, wasn't it.
Will Smith before he slapped people and Tommy Lee.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Joe the cockroach Man scared me so much, I know.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Right, And now there's like Men in Black three?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, then he's gone and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Anyway, so the director of it has hilariously explained how
the entire set was shut down by Will Smith, and
it was by Will Smith pop offs.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Oh he's done an Alexander popoff.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
He has a pop and off ski that was so bad.
And apparently both Will Smith and Tommy Lee were sealed
inside a pod that locks it a prevalent from opening
and falling because they were doing the upside down Carcha scene.
And Will Smith is known in Hollywood not only for
being a bit of idiot with slapping people, but because
he's really really smelly.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
From the backside, just one of the great farers.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Have a listen to Barry Son Andfeld recounting what happened.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
I say, roll camera, and I hear Will Smith go,
oh Jesus so sorry, Tommy, so sorry, Baz get the ladder,
and you hear Tommy saying that's fine, Will. And what
happened was Will Smith is a farighter. It's just some
people are and you really don't want to be inside
of very small, hermetically sealed space with the Will Smith fart.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Did the stench? Were you able to smell it?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
We evacuated the stage for about three hours.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I know that, I know that farre jokes are pretty
low brown, but it is very funny to think of
a Hollywood movie that's worth millions and millions dolls being
stopped because Will Smith's done a massive bopa.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Oh you guys love that is funny. I hate them
all right, Hey, let's get to Dave Beckham and Prince William.
Now their fallout was one of the better ones, I think,
but nobody has really known what went on. Well, somebody
has absolutely spilt the tea. See what I did there
because we're talking about the royals, about what's happened. Now.
David and Posh we're really good friends. Sorry, Yeah, David
(12:18):
and Posh are really good friends with Prince William and
Meghan Markle, so much so that when Meghan went back
to la there was paparazzi everywhere. The Beckons offered her
use of their six bedroom villa in the city all
for Nicks townhouse. Yeah, have our townhouse as well as
their staff if you don't mind, all for free. Then
she moved over to Kensington Palace and Victoria, who has
this amazing fashion label. They are expanding into beauty product
(12:40):
so gave her a whole heap of gear and stuff
and like help with facials and hair tressing, all free us.
But what happened then was the news of how generous
the Beckhams were got out into the press and Meghan
went a little bit crazy. As the story goes, they
denied that they had leaked any information, but that was
not good enough for Meghan, and so they basically said, right,
(13:03):
we're kind of snubbing you. So they turned up. They
were invited to the wedding. We're not invited to the
star start of reception after right. And then despite all
of that, David Beckham tries again at Harry's request to
fly all the way down here. Remember when they came
all the way down to Australia where he was hosting
the Invictus Games. So he's come all the way down
because he thought, well, maybe you know, we'll leave it
(13:24):
between the girls. I'll come on down spend time with you.
But then he's twenty two hours after flying from London
to Sydney and then discovered that Prince Harry would not
even be seen with him or pictured with him.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
You're kidding me, no, So this is all because Meghan
was unhappy that someone she assumes to be in the
Beckham camp leaked that the Beckhams had helped them out financially,
and even though.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
The Beckhams had said, no, it's not us, clearly it's
not us, why would we do that anyway? So there
you go, love me? Yeah, I know? And how good
is this? Let's finish with some absolutely freaking awesome news
for everybody that loves our man. Jimmy Barnes has maybe
tickets to go and see Chisels at the Balo five hundred.
(14:05):
He's been really, really sick and people have been worrying
whether or not he'd be up and ready to go
for their historic fiftieth anniversary tool. Well, guess what. Last
night the Barking Spiders played. Who are they? Max? I?
Who you ask?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Who the hell the Barking Spiders?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
That's Chisel. They did their first show under their alias,
So that's got a name. Yeah, I know, but if
you said Chisel's playing at your local pub, everyone would
come from mile away. So they just go by the
Barking Spiders And yeah, they got through it.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Still got it?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, not bad, not bad. Twelve hundred fans got wind
of it and snapped up the tickets if you don't mind.
In comparison to that, one hundred and eighty thousand seats
have been sold to the Big five Oh Tour, which
is starting an Armadale finishing with us here at Adelaide.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I reckon they'll have about fifty thousand watching them on
on that day.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Cannot wait, not wait. So good news. Jimmy Barnes is
back in good health. Stick around for Heap's good. Here
it comes, here, it comes really he's good, it's really
heap good.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Heps good.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
All right, guys, this is it. This is what you
need to do with the kids for school holidays. I
went to something that was absolutely freaking, breathtakingly brilliant, and
I want everybody to go and do it.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
What a cell. That's a strong cell. I don't have kids.
Can I go?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah you can come to Alright, we're gonna go, everybody
together and see some glass and the Allo botanic gardens.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Heaps and you know the heap's bad. No, what do
you mean we're going to go and see glass.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Okay, now I admit.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
You've been divided everyone as well.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah, everyone you're coming.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Everyone is gonna love.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Absolutely it's free too, so Chehauli's garden cycle. Dale Chahouly
is one of the world's most renowned glass blowers. Stick
with me.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Sounds like a dish sapaters.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Extra he is doing and it's the first time in
this country that this has come here. And he's one
of the best, well if not the best in the
world at what he does. But if you can picture
giant glass sculptures, huge glass sculptures in the botanic gardens,
that's what I'm selling to you with the kids. It's
got It is awesome, and it's free during the day
(16:36):
and between Thursday and Sunday, maybe Saturday, but anyway, check
the times at nighttime they light it all up. Now
you have to pay for you an adult for that.
But it was, without a doubt, one of the most
astounding things that I have ever seen. What are the
sculptures of well, not like things like you know, things
like a meeba looking things. And you know it's not
(16:57):
like a sculpture if it's not just a sculpture of
a car, like there's like balls of glass and there's
spikes of glass.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
You're not doing a great self, It's really good.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Why you crying.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Still? Losing it as at that looks the thing he
just showed us looks like a COVID various Come and
see a glass sculpture of a disease for two millions
of people. I've heard of it. I've heard it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
It is amazing. It is more than amazing. All right,
it's in the Botannic guns. I am going to go
again and again and again because I think it is good.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
It does sound good. I'm sorry we derailed that a
little bit. Don't worry. You go an opportunity to derail
me here now I'm going to bring you.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I like to do this. I like to give you
someone to follow on social media. I'm out someone entertaining
on social media. This person I don't know how I've
stumbled across them.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
They're British.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
His name is Big Newche Big newsh News. Yeah, it's
like at NEWSMC.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
He's only got like twenty nine thousand followers, so he's
got a following, but he's not gargantuan. He has one
bit that he does, but he does it over and
over and over again. His bit is that he is
walking through a park in London, wherever he lives. He
sees someone walking a dog that is not a German shepherd,
any dog that's not a German shepherd, like a yeah,
(18:28):
a poodle, and he walks up to them all excited
and asks them's efforts a German shepherd, what'd you.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Look at that?
Speaker 5 (18:38):
I've not seen one of them, believe me or not.
In yes, I love German shepherds.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
She's a Welsh terrier.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Sorry, that's not a German shepherd. No, that's all he does.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Every video is he walking up to and they're usually
like seventy year olds in the park with their little terriers, like, oh, that's.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
A German shepherd. Oh, go on, give us a little complation.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
German shap, a lurcher, a lancher, German shap or kick
German sph.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Sorry, I'm a laking Charles. Come a laking Charles. German shap.
Oh that's the whole thing video.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
So let me get this straight. You're coming at me
a million miles an hour because I'm sending people to
one of the great places in our state has one
of them that has one of the world's most renowned
artists and sculptures. And then you turn around and you go, no,
you know what's better. Listen to your guy pretending that
all dogs are German shepherd's.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Going up to English pensioners who are so proud of
their little tiny terriers, saying I love a German shep
heves mix one of tip.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
In three, Max and Ali in the morning. Now, I
know that we're heading into a long weekend and the
second week of holidays, so maybe you're going to Marion
shopping Center to build a bear with the kids. But no, Max,
you apparently want to build a funeral.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Yeah, build a funeral. Let's get real depresso together on
a fray. No, I don't plan on this being depresso.
I know you love being a great planner, Alie Clark,
you love being organized.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Spreadsheets up the kazoozas exactly.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
So have you ever considered and on thirteen one oh
two three? Have you already considered things that you would
like at your own funeral?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
You heard the bit about how I've just gone through
breast cancer.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Right, Yeah, you've got the whole thing lined up. I've
already picked.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
An In fact, what are you doing in three years?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I've booked?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
But yeah, yeah, completely completely, And I reckon every time
you go to a funeral. It's there will be one
moment like you're always in the moment. You think it's
your person in the family and everything else, but there
is always one moment where you I wonder what I like,
who would turn up for mine, but also what I
would actually do?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah, who would have speaking or music would be playing?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
And this is kind of mine, like it would be,
you know, I want the absolute appropriate amount of sorrow,
like I want my lean want that their hands and
gnashing of teeth, just looking at the hair and all that.
And then all of a sudden there's a friend scratch
and we play this.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Down, I mean, come on, and then the lights go down,
Blazers come on. That's right, ess, Martine, come out out
of the coffin.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Like the coffins doesn't have my body and it's got
dry ice and the dry eyes just comes out.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yes, that is good question, much thought into it, just
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
To be fair, I'm not sure the nine year old
will go with that change of pace.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
So I went I went to a funeral a week
or two ago, and it got me thinking about a
few of these great ideas, and you've just expanded on
a few of them. There, like things that you know
you would want in your funeral. This one was at
Nord Oval, which I thought instantly, what a venue for
a funeral because that family was everybody was everyone on
the oval.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
The rest of us all got to sit in the grandstands.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
I'm like, it's good footy. I'm a I'm a footy
sort of guy. I could get into this. It's iconic.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
There was no no coffin.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Coffin's are sad like it's a reminder of what's going on,
aside from the fact that your dead and your pictures
on the screen.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Like people, I feel like you.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Wanted to be sad. You want the one that sadly.
But I don't want everyone to leave they're too depressed.
So I didn't mind that as an idea. And there
was no procession like afterwards, because there's no coffin, Like
you're not going to a how did.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
How did that finish? Though, like you know how there's
always that awkward moment And I find this at funerals.
I have no idea why people don't clap at funerals. Yeah,
like some of them, Like you get up and you
make some of the hardest thing you will ever have
to say or somebody will ever have eulogy, eulogy or
something beautiful and they finish and then they sit down
in silence. I feel like we should be going that's beautiful,
(23:09):
we love you, we love them, and everything else.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
It could have been the fact that we're all sitting
in grand stands where you do a lot of clapping
and cheering. But when the two kids got through.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
The end of the eulogy, oh good claps for them.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Lots of clapping at my funeral. And the best thing
was because there was no procession. You don't have to
wait an hour to go to a wake. And because
we're in a footy oval, there's bars everywhere. Everyone literally
has gone from I was morning two minutes ago to
having a beer with each other and reminiscing together.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
And were they playing this.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Song it down down.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
The Norway on three Watson must have at your funeral.
If you could build.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Your own Yeah, whether it's a song, whether you have
something funny you want to do with your body, someone
you want to speak, Do.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
You want to be shot out of a cannon?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Maybe you're just like I love scones with jam and
cream and they must be served at my funeral.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
All right, we have got tickets to get you to
a day on the Green with Missy Higgins if you
don't mind just by picking up the phone and being
our caller of the day. So thirteen one o two three,
help us help you Max and Allie in the morning.
Maybe you want everyone in the bar getting tipsy at
your funeral and I'm thirteen one o two three. We're
asking you, come on, come on, what are you actually
(24:33):
planning for yours?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
I went to a funeral last week and as sad
as it was, it was a great honoring of this
person's life.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
But there were some elements to it.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I was like, damn, I.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Quite like this. I like the venue. I like our
close eye of the bars. There's no goffin here. We
don't have to be too sad about that. There was
a few things that I like. So we're asking you,
Donna from PARILOUI, what does a must have at your funeral?
Speaker 6 (24:56):
My must have is to have the Magic Men Australia
do their pony dance for me. By genuine.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Donna, you can't be serious.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
I am absolutely serious. If yes, that's it, one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
How do you think, great Arnie Gertrude would go most
come out.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Be honest, She'll either get really into it or she
won't be around to see it anyway.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Do they do the pony dance in your mind in
this perfect funeral of yours?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Are they doing it around your coffin or Well?
Speaker 6 (25:30):
The thing is, I'm very fortunate that they have one
of my best friends and is actually your funeral director,
so she knows if I go before her, she knows
exactly what she has to do with the whole photos
and getting things organized. Have a little bit of a
People would expect that at my funeral hundred percent because
(25:51):
I've been seeing them for two years now and I'm
up to my eighteenth show this year.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Right, don I ill on you, Donna, But if you
go anytime soon, Alie.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
You should come one night and see him out the bridgeway.
Your love it, Max, you.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Should come to you, Donna being recruited?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
All right? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Great idea.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Ricky from murray Bridge? Can you top that once you
must have at your funeral?
Speaker 7 (26:23):
I can't top that. I want Donor to plan mine?
Is it actually coming of perfect times? I just bought
a book that says I'm dead now what and I
was filling it in and my funeral. I would like
to send a text out before everyone walks in, like
it's dark in here, help me please come let me out.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Donna's kept their phone plan alive for another week and
a half so someone and their family member can send
out prank text So if we can send out prank
text messages, great, absolutely, thank you, Amy.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Here we go Andrew's farm. Okay, you're dubbing in your mum?
What is she planning?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Hers?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Already?
Speaker 8 (26:59):
I am ding in my mom. So you guys might
know her Crabby Tina. She's always commenting on your thing.
We've got a collection of videos that she has sent
my sister and I she sent us of her just
hysterically laughing at herself. So we're going to make a
(27:21):
little video montage of her just just her laughing. Sometimes
she laughs hard enough that she passes out. So we've
got quite a collection of videos coming through from my mom.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Bless her.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
If that's going to be happening. Can you just really
check that she has did and just hasn't passed out
from her?
Speaker 8 (27:39):
Do you check that.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
She does?
Speaker 8 (27:43):
She kind of like she laughs like a husky, like
she kind of like wheeze laughs until she can't go on.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
My impression of.
Speaker 8 (27:52):
My mom, Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
Okay, so it's kind of like a.
Speaker 9 (27:58):
No air coming in and then yeah, she would.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Just pass out.
Speaker 9 (28:04):
Love, not that we want her to die, but not
they want how to die.
Speaker 8 (28:07):
But we're looking forward to playing it at.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
It honestly, think if no air is going in or out? Yeah, no,
look watch out for the jokes around your mum. Thank you, say,
keep your calls coming in. What is the must have
at your own funerals? We're asking you right now because
Max went to a funeral and thought, what I want
some of that. I quite like that for my funeral.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
When we were planning a wedding, we saw some weddings.
I want a bit of that. And it's the same
for funerals.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
So we're asking you what is your must have at
your funeral? Linda from Seaton's on the line on thirteen
one O two three, your dad had a request, but
your mum wasn't so keen.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
What was it?
Speaker 7 (28:44):
Yeah, the ring of fire from his funeral Johnny Cash. Yeah,
because he was getting cremated. You can't, you can't, I said, mom.
Speaker 9 (28:57):
You know this is what dad wants.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Me.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
This is how that is.
Speaker 9 (29:01):
He was a bit of a comedian.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
We have to do it, he said.
Speaker 7 (29:05):
If I don't do it, he's gonna come and haunt me.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
So who won the argument? Linda?
Speaker 9 (29:12):
Well, I had to because I had Do you want
to get haunted for the rest of my life?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I knew.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I can see it now, like you know, the coffin's
there and it goes behind the curtain and then this
is playing. Your mom's crying, he's going and les Dad's
not actually coming for me. There really going to keep
them coming Mix one of two point three Maxinally in
the morning. Since you've been gone, I know someone could
(29:41):
play that song. And if you know we're asking you,
come on design your own right now where there's Riggy
leeu Strath album. What are you having at yours?
Speaker 6 (29:49):
You have to wear roots, play John nice coffee.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
John iced coffee.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
That sounds like my every day Yeah, that's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
You're a star. Would you like a sing along Ricky Lee?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
No, No, that's fine.
Speaker 8 (30:06):
I've done that before and I get in trouble.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I mean at the funeral, do you want everyone singing live?
Speaker 7 (30:11):
Everyone's got to get up. Yeah, everyone's going to get
up on their feet.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
With the ice coffee.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Oh yeah, thanks regularly, all right. Joining us now is
a man who knows exactly what's going on at more
funerals than most. Remember we caught up with the Coffin
Confess back in February.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Now.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
He basically basically works for people who might be about
to pass on, and they go, you know what, I
want you to make sure that this person is finally
told X Y Z or that these people don't come
to my funeral. He's like the guy that will go
in and ensure all that it.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Gets requests to ensure that certain things happen at the funeral.
Is is Your name is Bill, But we like the
coffin confess.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
So come on, coffin Confessor. What's the weirdest thing that
you're working on at the moment? Do you reckon?
Speaker 10 (30:56):
Good morning, guys, and thanks for having me all your listeners.
I guess the one I'm working on at the moment
is Lady would request one hundred horses run through her wake,
but each horse will have a little bit of her
ashes on them, So she spread right throughout the valley
in Victoria where she's going to be sort of laid
to rest.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
How do you logistically organize that?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
And where's the man from Snowy River.
Speaker 10 (31:22):
That's a beautiful part about the area she lives. It's
quite unique, but it's got a lot of horse people
and it's quite a good community, so it'll come together
quite well. It's just basically trying to get the ashes
on the horses so each each one drops, you know,
And that's my.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Question, like, what are you going to I mean, you
can't just put it on its rump and send it off.
I guess what are you gonna do?
Speaker 10 (31:44):
No, some people have organized something like a it's like
a tail glitter that you can actually put on the
horse and it'll drop as the horses run and.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Hang on, hang on, hang on, Coffin confessor, are you
about to organize one hundred horses that look like they're
farting out the deally departures?
Speaker 10 (32:02):
That's one way of looking at it.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Wow, what a request? Okay, okay, what about that's coming up?
Speaker 3 (32:12):
What about if you look back on your great career
of being the coffin Confessor, Bill, what are some of
the more out there requests that you've had?
Speaker 10 (32:20):
What's the most Oh, look, the infidelity is the most
but I've got to say the latest one would be
crashing awake and the lady Mike clients. She was, you know,
telling everybody how much she loved them and adored them
and thanked them for their friendship, and that she knew
her husband was sleeping with their daughter in all.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Oh whoa, yeah, how did she go? How was that
news received?
Speaker 10 (32:50):
It was received quite like you guys, shock or like
what the hell you know?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
So hang on, God, we've got to take a step back,
Mazzie in the newsroom, take a We got to get
to the bottom of this. So you walk in just
to paint this picture. You have to, and this is
your job. You walk into this funeral and what she's
sort of telling everybody, or these speeches about how much
she loves everyone, and then what you stand up behind
the microphone and.
Speaker 10 (33:15):
Say in a way.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (33:18):
So I attended the wake. It was a gathering of
food and drink and wine and everything.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Everybody's around with party pies and pasties.
Speaker 10 (33:27):
Well they're all they're all reminiscing, you know, on the
deceased and talking stories about her. Then I interrupted, and
I open the envelope and I'd pull out the ladder
and I say, excuse me, my name's Philly. Oh I
am the coffin confessor. My client has something to say,
and this is what it is. You're all beautiful people.
I love you so much. I respect you, and I
care for you, and thank you for caring for me
while I'm one night deathbed. And to my husband, I
(33:50):
knew you've been screwing our daughter in law.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Ah I made even the second time, that gets me.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I knew what was coming. And I don't even know
the people.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
What happened in that moment, And was the husband and
I'm presuming the daughter in law in that little circle
that you were telling.
Speaker 10 (34:07):
Yeah, well they were there. The daughter in law left,
the husband sold to his knees, and everybody just sort
of didn't know what to say, where the look, or
what to do. It was just chaotic. And fortunately I
just do what I do. I dropped the bomb and
I leave, So I don't know what happened afterwards. I'd
love to be the fly on the wall, but I'm not.
I'd need to do a job. I did the job
and I leave.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Even the third time, I goes O, man, wow, Bill,
so Max needs you number. He needs to play at
his funeral.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Awesome. I've got some stuff to say to Eli after
my death.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Thank you very much. The gomin confess so wow. I
think I didn't think you top. You know the guys
doing the pony.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Wow, we love it. Thank you so much for joining us. Bill,
Thanks for having me, guys, and you can II a
Bill by the way, please, He's obviously very good at
his job and somehow manages to get out of these
things without being guilled.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
No, Joe, I'm going to do this. I'm happy to
do the Adelaide chapter. Bill.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Adelaide's richest cash contest is on mix Maxsonally's ten thousand.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Dollars thanks to Automasters Mix one O two point three.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Probably doesn't vote well that I'm the one reading the
questions today. Giving that little lea experience.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Is a b ten thousand dollars minute. That's what we're
doing right now.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
I get ten questions, ride sixty seconds, win yourself at
the ten thousand top.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Mickey in the Morphid vail. Hell are you, Micky?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
I'm very well?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Thank you excellent. You're feeling smart, you're feeling up, you're
feeling about.
Speaker 6 (35:38):
Yes, I am hopefully.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I met a Mickey and morphot bail recently.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Yeah, that was me.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Is this our Ken Hinckley now proud owner of Ken's
face on your place?
Speaker 1 (35:54):
How's Kenny being? Has been to rain over?
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:57):
No?
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (35:59):
That held really well?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
All right, Now your wife fell wanted Ken Hinkley's face
on your place? Has she been going out every morning?
And just you know, paying homage to the great Candy?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yeah, we've got candles and flowers.
Speaker 10 (36:15):
Yeah that's right.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Well, let's see if you could be the greatest family around.
Not only do you have Ken Hinckley space on your place,
you courtesy of us, you might be able to get
ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Now, just remember, Micky, we have to accept your first answer,
and if you pass on a question, we can come
back to it at the end. So if you're not sure, right,
excuse me, don't worry. I've coughed on the radio multiple
times this week.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
It's all good.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Here we go, Micky, whose wife loves Ken Hinckley maybe
more than she loves Mickey herself. Your time starts now.
Donnie Dunn and Martha we two lead characters in Which
twenty twenty four Netflix hit Which South Australian Island is
na new farm on.
Speaker 9 (36:59):
Im going?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
True or false? The Vietnamese currency is the repair.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
True?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Which song are the lyrics from? Alright, stop collaborate and listen,
take it, will take it? Which substance gives skin and hair?
It's pignant?
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Uh Charson?
Speaker 2 (37:25):
What did Humpty Dumpty sit on the war? Who is
the Prime Minister of Israel?
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (37:34):
What do Americans generally call a nappy diaper? What color
is the letter P on the car's te plate?
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Black?
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Which retire? Which retari played more AFL games? Charlie Dixon
or Rory Sloane.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
I thought, you've got to all ten Mickey, well done?
Speaker 9 (38:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a bit bit sad when you
put on the spot like that.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
It's high, it really is. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Oh wow, Like I think the closest we've got we've
got a niner. We did have an I've got a niner,
so mate, even though like people would be yelling in
their cars going I know that one. It is really
hard when you ring up so well done.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yet, let's go through the money that you are making.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Which South Australian Island is Nanu Farm on Heine Marsh Islands.
The song that these lyrics are from. Alright, stop collaborate
and listen. You said Vanilla eye.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Are we going to take it.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Ice ice baby? Well accept it, we'll take it well
accepted of course. Sat on the wall.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Americans call nappy generally a diaper, and Rory Sloan has
played more games than Charlie Dixon thirty four of them.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So we've got fifty bucks,
which is absolutely a past mark. All right, that's not bad,
nothing to be sneezed at. Now, Donny Dune and Martha
they're in baby range are netflix?
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Now, the currency of Vietnam is not the repeat, it's
actually the.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
One of the great.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yeah, you'll never forget that. Now. Carraton makes your hair
good and your nails hard, but it's melanin that actually
makes you the peak, gives you the peak. Yeah. Benjamin Netanya,
who is the Prime Minister of Israel, and Read you
knew it, you came back to it. But Read is
the fire of the p on the pea plate. It's
(39:32):
a right, fifty bucks. What are you going to do
with that?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (39:35):
I'll be taking out to lunch hopefully when I get it.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
And then birthday on the All.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Right, so she'll you'll take her out to lunch and
she'll be looking over your shoulder, Jesse and case Ken
Hinckley walks into exactly.
Speaker 10 (39:51):
Thanks Love, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
We have to talk about the massive news from yesterday.
I could not be happier for what is unfolded since
the AFL Grand Final, and we're talking about this woman
had a number of reasons. Now, Katie Perry came down
and brought out a new album and was universally panned
some of the worst pr and coverage that I think
(40:18):
any of us have ever seen. In fact, the sentence
was coming out that basically it was the biggest flop
in female pop music history.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Album.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Metacritic, which is a website which combines all of the
reviews and whatnot, has it officially ranked as the lowest
ranked female solo artist album of all.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Times, so number one. The fact that Katy Perry yesterday
announced a fourth show here in Adelaide. But most importantly,
finally an artist has said you know what, I wasn't originally,
but I am going to come to South Australia and
we're selling her out.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Incredible for shows.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Yeah, four of them and you like go and you know,
I actually had this conversation with someone last night dinner
there from Sydney. A four shows, but you're entertainment's tiny,
the entertainment center is tiny compared to ours.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Ours has got just over eleven thousand.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Yeah, so essentially by four shows we are going more
people than Adelaidians are going to see her than in
Melbourne or in Sydney, the second and third place for
total numbers.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Well Brisbane or person that matter.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
We are going to have the most people see Katie
Perry of anywhere in Australia.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
And I just hope every promoter everywhere is having a
look at that. Like Oasis announced overnight that they're only
going to Melbourne and Sydney and doing two shows each.
But let's face it, with their relationship, that's probably a
good thing. But the backs in and around it because
everybody's going, oh, we're paying for we're actually not. So
we spoke to Premier mellanowsquest because the rumor and the story,
(41:46):
the legend around it is that he cornered her at
the AFL Grand Final.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
The packet he ran through one hundred thousand people to her,
floored his way into a corporate bot.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
So none of us taxpayers are paying to get her
over here, which is what everyone was saying, Oh that's
what's happening. And I think all the government said is, look,
if you don't sell out that first show, then we
will underwrite it. Well, four shows later, that's completely off
the charts.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Yeah, I think we're not going to have to pay
anything taxpayer wise.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Have you got one act that you really regret never
going and seeing?
Speaker 3 (42:16):
This is a strange one for me because you know
my taste in music and I don't usually go down
this path. But I used to work at Amy Stadium,
like in the kiosks down there, Yeah, down at West.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
So this was the one where you'd steal the chips
off the top that fell off.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Yeah, stole the chips and then overcooked all the Chico rolls.
The end would pop out and yes, hello to everyone
that used to sit in the Western.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Stand without an end on the Chicken roll.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
That was me. Apologies, sorry, not sorry. So we had
a couple of big concerts down there. One of them
that was huge was you too.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
I was asked if I wanted to work that night,
and of course, when you're working, get a little break,
you go out there.
Speaker 10 (42:49):
And watch it.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yeah, I was like, I don't really like you too,
I'm not interested in seeing one of the biggest bands ever.
And now I look back on that and go I
had a free ticket to go and watch a bit
of you two.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Yeah, the greatest, one of the great bands of all times.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
And I just didn't want to give up my Saturday
night to do that.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Do you want me to feel make you feel better?
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Go on?
Speaker 2 (43:09):
They were really crap down Amy Great. I'm a massive
that's the first time I was such a big U
two fan, and that was the first time I ever
saw them, and I just walked away feeling completely disillusioned.
And I thought, oh, and so I blamed the stadium.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
That's all you can It was Amy Stadiumseddy maguire.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
It was fretty Footy Park's fault. But then Robbie Williams
rocked in the next week and blew it apart.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Dominated any for you.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Yeah the Stones, you know when the Stones came here
not too long ago. I think they played at the
Oval or yeah, yeah, yeah, And I just didn't get
around the tickets, and God, I regretted it. I really
really regret not seeing Mick Jagger do his stuff, especially.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
A band like them, You're like, Oh, they ain't coming
bout it. They're not getting on another long hal fly.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Anyway, the cool thing about all of this, right is
her four shows. Thirty of the June tickets are going
on sale eleven am this morning. But we really wanted
to give you a heads up. Every single call that
comes on with us next week will be in the
running four a Katy Perry double because we're going to
give them away every single day to our caller of
the days. Get involved with your stories, with your text,
(44:12):
whichever way, be a part of the show, and you'll
be going to see Katy Perry at one of these
Monsters shows. It's gonna be awesome. Three compley tickets are.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
They?
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Certainly are a tire rows of them up for grabs.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Tanya in North Haven? Does that interest you?
Speaker 10 (44:37):
Please?
Speaker 8 (44:39):
All right?
Speaker 1 (44:40):
The next one? No?
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Sorry, it wasn't enough pleases There sounds like there's more
than one person with you. And presuming you're in the car,
who else have you got?
Speaker 1 (44:49):
There?
Speaker 9 (44:50):
Got my two little boys running back.
Speaker 7 (44:52):
I'm about to drop them.
Speaker 9 (44:55):
Yeah, I don't want to drop them yet, because I
want to talk to you.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
So are they the Coldplay fans? Tanya?
Speaker 9 (45:04):
Yeah, well yes, there's kind of been thought to be
Coldplay fans.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Year old.
Speaker 9 (45:11):
Yeah, we all love Coldplay so much.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
I adore that and you're saying that, but hey, kids,
can you put one of the kids really near the phone?
If not for Coldplay, who would you rather listen to?
Katie Perry?
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Yeah, that's right in the well.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
The cool thing is we've got Katie Perry tickets to
give away next week. But right now, momsy Tanya, you
concentrate on this.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Yeah. Why do you need to see Coldplay in Melbourne? Tanya?
Speaker 9 (45:41):
Oh my god. I've tried so hard to get tickets.
I'm a huge fan. I've never seen them. I've been
told by everyone who has seen them that I must
do it in my lifetime, so it's on my bucket list.
I tried to get tickets and I was nine hundred
and fifteen thousand, thousands in the queue. I took a
spreenshot of it because I couldn't believe it. I just
love them so much. I love the vibe they bring,
(46:03):
and I love the music. Every single song and every
single lyric.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
Listen to you.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
We've heard a rumor that you wake up in the
morning in your household and every single day you play
Coldplay songs.
Speaker 9 (46:15):
Yeah, that would be about right.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Yeah, it comes Chris Martin again again this morning. So
then I love it.
Speaker 9 (46:26):
Now they love it, they're on board.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Well, then hang on, Tanny. Here's where we're going to
sort you out.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Right.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
So if you were to win this entire row, and
given that the kids are there listening and you finow
it's going to cold Play every single day of their lives,
would you take them or your girlfriends?
Speaker 9 (46:42):
Oh oh, and they're putting praying hands.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
To me.
Speaker 9 (46:53):
My dad.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
I love it when he turns into an emoji. That's
so cute.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Well, let us tell you this in the running.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
You're running.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
So much? No, is it all now?
Speaker 2 (47:10):
So the good news is you listen to across the
day and we'll find out if it's you that gets
this row of Coldplay tickets. And the bad news is
the little Ryan and Zach you got to go into
wash now because we're all right, guys, all right, don't
forget to get the exclusive advantages and extra ways to
(47:31):
win by joining the Mixed Club right now at mix
ONEO two three dot com.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Dot AU just quietly. Today is Friday, ticket friend. Yeah, Mamie,
row after row after row.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
Of free Cold Play tickets to win every fifteen minutes
from nine with Michelle Murphy.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Excluse you'll go in the running. So good luck with that.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
And as we said, Katie Perry, Yeah, little Ryan and
Zach love a bit of Katie. Well. As of next week,
just be part of the show because every day we'll
be giving away a double two these incredible shows that
she's put on here in Adelaide.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
It's actually absurd the amount of tickets that we've got
in this radio station.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
I took my three.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Max.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Now, I know you don't step on the killers ever. Ever,
that is the rules. You just don't do it.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
One of the commandments.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
It is apparently it makes one or two point three.
All right, let's do this. Yeah, we were asking you, look,
if you could have one thing at your funeral, what
would it be.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
Yeah. I went to a funeral a couple of weeks
ago nor whatd Over and there are a few things
from there. I was like, you know what, I wouldn't
mind taking these dart points and implementing them into my funeral.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
But for Max, it was mainly oh, I've just been
close to the bar and not necessarily having a coffin there,
and then Donna from PARLOWI rang up and blew us
all out of the water.
Speaker 6 (48:47):
My must have is to have the Magic Men Australia
do their pony dance for me by.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Danieline Dona, you can't be serious.
Speaker 6 (48:56):
Sure, I've been seeing them for two years now and
up to my eighteenth show.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
Right, we don't wish ill on youve don it, but
if you go anytime soon you can get Alie.
Speaker 6 (49:12):
You should come one night and see him out the Bridgeway.
Your love, Oh Max, you should.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Come to love it.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
A little bit of a different spin on what you've won.
Though Missy Higgins doesn't really do the pony I don't
think of many of her shows. But anyway, Donna, you're
onto a. David Green presenting the Second Act with special
guest Kate Miller hiking at Peter Lemon Wines on Saturday,
December seventh.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
Yeah, she's not playing at the Bridgeway. It is at
a winery.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Yes, tickets on sound now at ticket Master. All right,
we've got to get out of here now. Lots of
things to do this long weekend right, yes, for for
us or for everyone everyone?
Speaker 1 (49:52):
Yeah, what are you sending them to do?
Speaker 2 (49:54):
We'll enjoy it. And then we got to do and
they would say, say on the roads, and then we've
got to switch our clocks awards.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Oh, daylight savings around.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
You've got to get yourself better.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
To take some antibiotics. You got anything, you got to Melrose,
you gotta win a show.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
I've got to go and win my first prop will
not I The kids have done it. The kids have
got to win their first prize at an agricultural show.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
It's like pageant mums, but show mums. Regional show mums
was featuring Ali Clark.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
Oh my god, what a show. Yeah, I don't worry
about dance mums, country mums.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Just going and polishing the cowboy boots.
Speaker 2 (50:28):
Anyway, whatever you doing, enjoy the long week and we'll
be back with you on Tuesday morning, right after six
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