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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast show Max Andale in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Three maximally in the morning's twenty one degrees is sunny here,
but certainly the weather has been all over the shop
if you're in Florida. Of course, as we're hearing with
Mazzie in the news, hurricane crossed into Florida. Millions without power,
people have lost their lives.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah for something that's caused so much damage. It is
named Milton. Yeah, doesn't really hit that hard, does it.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
It sounds scary h power house cyclone Tracy also Flatten Darwin.
But I'll tell you what I think. Surely we should
start to move past the whole idea that whether presenters
actually need to be standing in the weather to talk
about it. Don't you think?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
What do we do? We have cameras, we have the
technology for us to sit there and see it live
and go. Yeah, that looks pretty crap without a bloke
standing there at a forty five degree angle at the
end of a pier when they've told everyone else to leave,
what are we doing?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Well, here's some of the best, and starting with none
other than they sent out Anderson Cooper. Yeah, the hurricane.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
The water now is really shorting to pour over. If
you look at the ground, foo, that wasn't good. There
you go again, no doubt.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
This is the worst conditions we have experienced this hurricane season.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Piling.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Some people are going even slower than that, so it's
extremely slippery.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
I actually just fell on the payment.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
Don't take risks and treacherous roads, and don't swim in
the sea. Incredibly people have been slatted in the water
here in black Rock and Saltill.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
The third one is that last one is Florida. That's
the British woman standing on the rocks getting hit by
fish exactly. Added wow, we.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
But look there's actually some Aussies have been caught up
in it, and none other than a South Australian lad
who's over there for baseball, if you can believe it.
Connor y yepman, Good morning morning. How are you guys
going well?

Speaker 6 (02:02):
Mate?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
What sort of day is it? What's it like over there? Now?

Speaker 7 (02:05):
It is beautiful out here in Florida, blue skies, not
much wind. I think it's maybe twenty seven degrees. Oh,
it's a really nice day. What happened overnight?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Can you describe for us what happened overnight? Title I'm in.

Speaker 7 (02:19):
West Palm Beach, which is about three hours south of Tampa.
It wasn't We haven't been hit too bad where we
were hurricane wise. We had a few tornadoes in and around.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
US, no hurricanes. We're just leaping tornadoes.

Speaker 7 (02:34):
It's actually not too bad. It's just a few fallen branches,
and apart from that, seems like a regular day, which
is quite weird.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
And you guys went out to training, didn't you though,
only say regular day except for the fact that you've
realized that most of Florida have headed in kind of
your direction. What's that been like?

Speaker 7 (02:51):
We went out to training at maybe ten o'clock, and
we came back at one thirty and the car park
was full people sating it and turned away from a
hotel and people were just coming in with basically everything
they could get out of their house. And we spoke
to a couple of families and they weren't worried about
the hurricane hitting and it was more not having power
or supplies for two or so weeks after the storm.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, well that's what they're saying. Over three million people
are without power. Three million. I can't even imagine what
that's like. I just want to take it. Listen to you,
you sort of quite nonchalant, as most teenage boys are,
you know, saying, you know, tornadoes dropped out of the sky,
But this is you when you were driving on the
highway and saw a tornado.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Holy, that's a tornado over there. Yeah, it's a tornado.
So kind of what is it like?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I mean, we don't get many tornadoes in Adelaide. What
was it actually like to see something that big forming
as you're driving along the highway.

Speaker 7 (03:50):
I just looked out the window because they stationed all
the power companies in West Palm Beach and ready to
go out and fix stuff, And so I looked out
the window and all we continued is like black swirly cloud.
And I was like, this is amazing. My sister was
not happy about it. She wants to go home. Yeah,
where we were, people weren't really worried about it. And
then as soon as we saw all the fire trucks

(04:12):
and coppers flew past.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Us, that is exactly what would happen in our car,
Like our boy would be going get closer. Oh god,
that's footy sick, and then all of us, like the sisters, would.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Be going right away.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
I could hear your sister in the background freaking out.

Speaker 7 (04:27):
We stopped at Raising Kanes for dinner and me and
dad walked out and had a look, and my sister
was locked away talking to a police officer in Raising
Kanes saying she was a built for this And to Australia, what's.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
The coverage been like over there? Here in Australia, We've
been seeing some pretty well a little bit of outrage
about where the presenters that are putting themselves in danger,
Like there's even a guy whether presenting who actually has
a helmet on.

Speaker 7 (04:56):
We've seen a few guys got hit by like a
who was stand in the middle of the road a
tree branch hit him in the leg. But it's more
this morning, it's more helicopters up in the sky and
it was showing where a tornado went through in half
the house was gone, eighteen wheel attractors were flipped over.
It's just crazy.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Does it make you miss the light breezes of West Beach?

Speaker 7 (05:17):
It's actually really nice here. I think I'd rather here
than white speech.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Now that you've survived tornadoes and the hurricane will mate anything,
We're glad you guys are Okay, obviously a lot of
people in America aren't those Connor Yateman, say hi to you,
Mum and dad, but especially your sister. Tell her I'm
thinking of her.

Speaker 7 (05:37):
Oh well, thanks having me, Mags.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
And Ellie in the morning. Twenty one degrees and sunny today, hooray.
But I mean it always shines when a baby is born.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Oh so true?

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Oh yeah, like the deers sort of run around and
the unicorns spread out in the rainbow.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
A little bit of dew on the grass.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, but unfortunately all that disappears in a screeching holt.
When some people name their child.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah, we've seen some stinkers. Sometimes they pop off on Instagram.
You're like, oh, cute baby. Oh, probably wouldn't have picked
that name.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Thirty one three. It appears that one in ten of
you actually blame yourselves and don't like the name you
gave your own child. Job and craigmore, what happened with you?

Speaker 8 (06:17):
Okay, So twenty six years ago I felt pregnant for
the baby girl, and because I found out the sex
of the child, my husband at the time got to
name her, and he named it after the centerfold of
the picture magazine.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Ah who was it that please be baby, please be Bamby.

Speaker 8 (06:34):
No, it was Briannon, spelt so differently to Brianna and with.

Speaker 9 (06:39):
An N on the end.

Speaker 8 (06:40):
And she's had to spell her name her whole life.
And she's now twenty six and called herself free.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
So does she hate it?

Speaker 8 (06:49):
She hates it?

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Jo Is she a centerfold model?

Speaker 2 (06:54):
And she wished? Now is the namer still in Breeze life?

Speaker 10 (07:01):
My ex husband?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah? Okay, And is that why you broke up with him?
Because I think that's grounds Joe.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
It's totally grounded, Joe. Does she know that she's named
after miss September or whatever?

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Oh, darling heart, well, you're after the soakaroos to enjoyed
taking bree if you will, Grace from Parks side right,
you've let another bloke name the child.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
I understand what happened.

Speaker 11 (07:27):
I had a few names that I really wanted to
call her, but my husband wanted to call her Miranda,
which I was like, no, that's a little old lady's name,
but he insisted it was his.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Dead great grandma's name. He really wanted a family name,
so I finally caved, and now I'm stuck with a
daughter with a little old lady's name. I found out
when she was about five that he didn't have a
dead great grandma. I called Miranda.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
He just loved sex in the city. Or no, he.

Speaker 11 (07:54):
Loved the woman that he eventually left me for and
had been cheating on.

Speaker 12 (07:58):
Me with for years.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Whoa, wow, we just took a big turn there.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
I was doing sex in the city jokes, and your
husband's name after the woman. He's having a fair week.
He's actually having sex in a city elsewhere.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Oh my god, Grace, how old is your daughter?

Speaker 13 (08:17):
She's eight now.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
But it was only a few years ago that I
found all this out, so it was too late to change.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
So now you are genuinely yeah, you're genuinely calling out
for your daughter, Miranda, knowing that that's the person that
he left you for.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeap, oh, darling, harsh.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
That suck.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Oh, Grace, you know, Miranda, I get it. I'm like,
it's not a baby's name. You don't see too many
baby miranda's. But it's a nice name, but it sucks
where it's come from.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
I just can't even Hey, Miranda, oh little, oh my god, Miranda,
clean your room.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
But you know what, if you're ever angry at it,
you'd be angry at it.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yes, parents, caregivers, grandparents, the villa that has been ripped
into helping us all get through school holidays. It's the
last official day.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Takes a village to raise a child through school holidays.
As the old saying that that's.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
On many a T shirt mass he's in the newsroom.
You agree, right?

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Did?

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Were you just anything could happen this afternoon? How's it
been going with your little ones? Insane?

Speaker 14 (09:23):
So I haven't had any time off of the school holidays,
so I've been going home to just absolute chaos. Like
at one point I had to install a talking band.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Because the dinner.

Speaker 14 (09:36):
Seriously, I just say, not talking for fifteen minutes, This
is insane.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Like the dipper dobbing is just crazy.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
She's doing this and he's.

Speaker 14 (09:44):
Doing I've got a ten and a six year old
and they just they just hate each other.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Oh no, does the talking bands remind me? Does it
work like how I think it would work? Because we
were all very competitive as kids. If you said what's
the longest?

Speaker 2 (09:59):
No we do I was just about to say, you
obviously don't do the who can hold the breath the longest? Oh,
it's great, I just walk out of the room and
then they cheat. Yeah, then they cheat. So then what
you see is you've got two kids just going holding
your nose and they're just trying to breathe. Oh yeah,
I just shove them in the rooms. I say, no talking. Well,
I think you guys will appreciate this. So I had

(10:22):
a bit of an uncomfortable day yesterday. Same thing. You know,
you're juggling work and all that sort of stuff and
running around and everything, and the whole day just something
was off. Yeah, you know when you wake up and
just go, oh, something's going on. And I realized that
I was so so tired. So what I do is
I obviously sneak into the bathroom beause I don't want
to wait mad up and everything else for switching our lights.

(10:43):
And I had my clothes out the night before and
I just chuck them on, and nine times out of ten,
I'm sitting on the toilet getting dressed with my shirt
because it was so freaking tired. By the end of
these two weeks. Anyway, got to the end of the day,
worked out why everything was just a bit off. While
I was just a little bit uncomfortable, was just a
bit out of sorts on sidewise.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
I know Ali trying to impress.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
I was wearing my active wear and we can't have
our visible panty lines. It's my one bestige of trying
not to get old. Thank you. I will hold onto this.
So I'm just gonna say. I mean, it's not one
of those really like tiny stream ones. It's like a
proper one that gives you.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Some coverage, some support.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
But do it one day. It will change your life.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Because how does it go on sideways?

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Oh well your leg No, not back to front. I
went genuinely sideways, and you wouldn't think it makes such
a difference, but it does.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Was anything, yes, covering what it needed, and I couldn't
quite work it out.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
That's why I was walking around like shoveling my hips around.
What is going on?

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Something off? Did you notice a lot of people looking
at you in a very looking at a bit of
you in a very different way?

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Now that too, busy watching my fighting children that I
was giving up. Okay, okay, so no one school holidays
is worse for that. I mean you're to get on
the phone, no a red rushing home to change me
undeath it Texinally with you this morning. We're about to
dive into the E news bar courtesy of the block
on nine and nine. Now we have to make someone

(12:19):
a winner first.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
I mean, if we have to. We do have a
block of cash to give away. You needed to collect
all four code words and then call through to us.
Peanut from Ross Trevor has done just that. Good morning, Peanut.
Have you got four code words for us? Good morning?

Speaker 5 (12:33):
I sure have.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Okay, all right, we'll hang on. We got to check
them off. We can't just hand over one thousand dollars. Okay, okay,
what you got?

Speaker 15 (12:41):
Kitchen garden?

Speaker 12 (12:43):
Max and Mimi's going to draw.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Around, but we've already played.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
You've got a thousand dollars.

Speaker 8 (12:51):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Which of those four code words was your favorite? Just
out of interest, I.

Speaker 9 (12:59):
Was just sitting are produce the kitchen?

Speaker 3 (13:01):
No, Pina? The correct answer One of the code words
was Max, and that was don't give her the money. No, Peter,
you get it.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
You get it a thousand bucks, So go and spoil
the kids.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
All right.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Congratulate you so much.

Speaker 13 (13:17):
Thank you appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Don't forget all new episodes of the blog for this
week only. You can get on board Monday to Thursday
seven point thirty on nine and nine. Now let's dive
into some e news.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Shall we. I've never been a code word before, Alie,
and let me have this moment. I'm being outdone by Kitchen.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
I don't think you're going to be a code word
again if you can't beat Kitchen.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
If I'm honest, Oh, it's so easy. He's got an
excellent it's a fun code word. Dan you Peena.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
All right, let's dive into these. Certainly people are watching
the blog, but most of us in the last twenty
four to forty eight hours have been watching the coverage
of Hurricane Milton over in Florida. How did I go
with that?

Speaker 3 (13:51):
A seque enough, that's a fantastic That's Real FM breakfast
radio area.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
You will be very pleased to know that. Absolutely disgraced me.
And Russell Brand has decided to weigh into this because
it feels like well no. He has claimed that he
has found God in the midst of Hurricane Milton. He's
recorded a long, rambling video post thousands of miles away

(14:15):
from the eye of the storm, but it doesn't stop
him from making sure there's some wind in the background.

Speaker 16 (14:20):
The storm, I suppose is a demonstration of the almighty
power that he's truck. As a metaphor, it helps me
to understand that I must listen and watch for Christ.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
That he goes on and on. Let's not begin that
he was accused of rapist sold emotional abuse in a
joint investigation. He's strongly denying those accusations. But he's found God.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
He was so great in forgetting Sarah Marshall, and now
I don't know that there's a single redeeming feature for Russell.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Well, anyway, he's happy walking along a darkened street, finding
God in the wind, thousands of miles from all the
people who have now been left without power. Hey guess what, though,
let's keep it a little bit lighter. Dessert Masters, someone famous,
or rather the daughter or someone incredibly famous, is going
to make her reality TV deboot now. Dessert Masters is

(15:14):
kind of the spin off from Master Chef. This is
the one where Miss Melissa Leong took off, and then
she's now hosting and judging it.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
I love dessert It's my favorite meal. I love it
so much. It's so good.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
I've just been quiet seeing just keep talking about going
and going.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
All right, last night. We were at the soccer Roos
and I was in the function room and we had
like three courses, and the first I was like, oh, whatever, whatever, whatever,
and then it comes out and they just bring out
that little dessert trace yeah, with all the little pause,
and I just sat there and I kept eating. I
kept eating. I reckon, I ate half the tray, and
no one else at the table at any of them.
And I was like, hmmm, you're loss. Good story, good story,

(15:55):
good result for me. Anyway back to.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
The news, the person who is actually going to get
paid to be in Bold and running around with dessert
is none other than Shane Warne's daughter Brook.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Oh yes, awesome, the spin Queen, the spin princess n queens.

Speaker 6 (16:14):
Cook.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
That's completely gone off. Let's get out of here.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Making cake anything.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
I could someone send some dessert so we can shove
some in his mouth and shut him off.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Really he's good, really good. Rede.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah, this is where we find stuff that we think
you might like to get on board with.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
So does it wear loving?

Speaker 2 (16:44):
I am so excited about mine because I think you
are going to love it. I think parents everywhere are
going to love it. I think the people who are
young at heart are definitely going to love it.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
We're so pumped up about yours. Do you want to
go first or second?

Speaker 2 (16:57):
I need to tell you about I think I was
so going anyway.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
You want to go? Sure, I want to go. It's
exactly it right, let me step away from the mic.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
The Flip Side Barcade.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Okay, I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
It's on Goodie Road. It's just a door park there.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Okay, picture this.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
You walk in. Every single wall is taken up by
arcade games. I'm talking the old pinnies. I'm talking the
old like the stuff that you love playing intensity. Yeah,
like it is awesome now wait for it. Normally, and
this is the exciting bit. Normally you'd sit there and

(17:39):
you'd go, hang on a second. That's going to cost
me a bomb. Do you know that they do unlimited
plays like Tuesday to Saturday fifteen bucks for an hour?

Speaker 3 (17:47):
No they don't. Yeah, in this economy is why I'm
so excited.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
I lock in on a Sunday, parents lock in kids
Sunday are twenty bucks for three hours. It's seeing it's
but it is so so cool.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Now.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
The only way I found out about it is because
again it takes a village. So it was actually another
mum that just found it on Facebook. She took two boys,
one of mine and hers one of mine. I've only
got one mine hers and said, she said, this is unbelievable.
The kids are having an absolute ball they do, and
it's a new business. It's a small essay business from
what I understand. They even do like Taco Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Keeps fifteen ye keep going, Go to Wednesday. I've looked
it up. Go to Wednesdaysday Thursday, Thursday, ted.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Hours Thursday twenty five bucks for a burger, Fry's beer
and an hour of game.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
What are we doing here?

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Do you see what I'm saying though? And it's American
style food. Now really they've got the bar stuff, so
there's adult stuff going on too. But it was just
really good. These kids adored it and it was great
to see them playing the old style pinnies.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
So there you go, are you in? Yeah, they've got
they've got the cart, the dashcar game.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah, they've got all that stuff that you love, as
you know, and you know normally you go into these
arcades and the kids are shooting something right, Well, this
is a bit old school and it looks. You know,
it's pretty affordable, I reckon. So anyway, there you go.
It's the flip side barcade. Tell him, I censure. They
don't know who I am, but I'm so excited about him.
They are.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
I've got beers too, this is mine. They've got console
you there right? Well, I ah, maybe they serve this,
to be honest, they might, because they've got everything else.
I was just going to suggest that given that the
sun's out, it's nice to have a drink responsibly. Of course,

(19:43):
something South Australian that I love to have a drink of.
Of late. It's not the cheapest thing to buy, but
it's absolutely worth it. Have you heard of South Avenue Seltzer's.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yes, I'm being noted that I have. Yes, I've had them.
Have I Bidgio? I wouldn't know. Yeah, okay, yeah, I've
had them.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Think of them. I've had one in your company. So
you've one? Okay, there sounds chrying company. I think they're
on Jenny Row down Leno. They like Seltzer's a lot
of them these days. A lot of these drinks that
you buy their premix they costly, mate, they are just
like sugar.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Loaded and these are the sugar free ones or like
zero sugar.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
No, I definitely had them ninety calories gluten free, pretty
much healthy. Can't you tell them pretty much healthy? If
you want to look this. They got like grape flavors,
sour watermelon, apples, mangoes, everything in between.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Another good South As company.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Yeah, good South doesty company. They've got little swearries on
the can. I love that because I love a good
little sweary. I reckon South Avage. Your cells zap probably
drink him at the flip side.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
But Max and Ali in the morning. All right, we
are getting to the end of the school holidays, and
how has you all gone?

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Right? Fine?

Speaker 7 (20:59):
For me?

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Yeah, you're all with.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
You and your dog. For the rest of us. The
bags under our eyes might be a bit bigger, the
hair a bit thinner from pulling it out, But.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Don't you all spend time with your kids?

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Absolutely absolutely don't want to do it while working, don't
want to do it full time.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
I just want to do it very specific time.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
No, we love them, but it just can be a lot.
And if I have to make one more platter or
here one more time I'm bored or I'm hungry, I
will go spare and so you try it like you
really really try. And to be fair, I thought I'd
done a great job this holiday, like took the kids
up to Melrose, went somewhere different.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
You are a big activity.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
If we walked in the city, we were to pancake kitchen,
for goodness sake.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
It doesn't get much bigger than that.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
And then I'm talking to my youngest daughter and this
was what she said, Oh my god, this holiday sucks
because mom has took us to the dentist.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Who took me to the dentist twice for fun? Fun?
I mean, did you paint it? It's fun.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
When I say if we've got a school holiday activity, guys.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Want to come, This is like when you take your
dog to the vet and you want to go to
the park. Yeah, I want to go to the park.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Correct. So I thought it might be a little bit
of fun this morning, going, well, we know how much
hard work we've all been putting in, but what do
the kids actually think.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yeah, let's go to the phones thirty one O two three.
We want some kids to give us their parent report
cards on the school holidays.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Wilfred your twelve years of age from Eden Hills All right,
come on, give us your report card score on the holidays.

Speaker 12 (22:34):
I had to go to the beach, which I didn't
really want.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
To do, so that brings it down a little bit.

Speaker 12 (22:39):
Yeah, I'll probably give it a bee.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Okay, he's not bad.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Why do you hate the beach? Why didn't you want
to go?

Speaker 12 (22:47):
It's not much of a beach person.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Okay, it's the sand, isn't it, Wilfred?

Speaker 12 (22:51):
Yeah, I'd rather be playing soccer or I'm.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
So any recommendations for next holidays? If your dad I
think your dad might be nearby, if he's listening, what
would you suggest needs to happen next holidays so that
you can get that report card up to an A
the beach? Ten year old Charlotte from Howlett Cove is
on the line. Charlotte, how would you grade your school holidays?

Speaker 12 (23:16):
I would give it a bee?

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Okay, A bee's pretty good. So what's gone so well
for you?

Speaker 6 (23:22):
Like?

Speaker 12 (23:23):
Like the beach?

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Okay? Well that's good. So what didn't you like? What
was the worst part of your holiday?

Speaker 12 (23:28):
Going fishing?

Speaker 7 (23:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (23:30):
I don't like it, but both brothers love it.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
What don't you like about fishing? Charlotte?

Speaker 6 (23:36):
So much?

Speaker 12 (23:37):
Sometimes I don't catch fish. It's kind of a dog
and it gets BG.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah, and then you get your lines tangled? Did you
catch any fish at all over the holiday?

Speaker 15 (23:48):
So we did it?

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Oh, there you go, no one to get a B.
I can't believe you didn't give it a D on
the back of that.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Charlotte, Charlotte is your mother there?

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Hello today, your mom of Charlotte. How do you feel
that all of your hard work and effort has only
got you a B on your school holiday report card?

Speaker 13 (24:04):
I think it's okay. They have been very impatiently waiting
for us. We're going to Melbourne on Saturday morning. We're
going to Olivia.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Who cares about fishing?

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Man definitely. So today when you look back on this
holiday and you've got to be and it's probably going
to get bumped up a little bit with Olivia Rodrigo,
will you take fishing out of your future school holiday
plans given the rating that it's just received from your
ten year old daughter, Charlotte.

Speaker 13 (24:38):
For Charlotte, possibly maybe I need an organized to go
somewhere else. But the boys absolutely love it. So that
was all they asked to like to do for the holiday.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
And that's all we try to do as parents, right,
give them a little bit, tell it hard enough. It's
resilient training. I just got Olivia to look forward to.
That's okay, exactly alright. Oh, dear, oh, I've just seen
our phone light up with the one person I do
want to hear.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
My guy.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah, my guy, Giuseppe.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Now, for those playing at home, Giuseppe came in and
dubbed his dad in for being one of the smelliest
fartas in all of the country.

Speaker 11 (25:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
And he's not like one of those ten or eleven
year olds that comes in and needs to be pushed
to say what he thinks. No, I'll tell you what
he thinks, and he'll ram it down your throats.

Speaker 6 (25:26):
All right.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
So if you feel that you're a little bit underdone
and maybe your kids aren't appreciating you and what you've
done for school holidays, Gisseppe's about to make you.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Feel a lot better. I reckon there.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
It's coming up a mixed one or two points. We're
in the middle of getting some report cards parents and grandparents.
How have we done during the school holidays? So fast
and mixed results from the kids of Adelaide.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Yeah, and you can self assess and you can be like,
well I did this and I did that and we
had a great holiday. I was on fire. But really
it's the feedback from the kids that hits the hardest.
All right, here's our.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Boy, ten year old GISEPPI goes to White Fries. Let's
find out if he he's just baking to get back
to school. All right, Zeppy, what report card would you
give your school holiday?

Speaker 17 (26:06):
I'll give it a feah.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Why what happened?

Speaker 2 (26:10):
If the failure? What was terrible?

Speaker 17 (26:12):
From one morning at five thirty? Well, I wake pop
up every morning at five thirty actually, and I screamed
my bottom because I'm wringing my friends. And then one morning,
when I screamed so loud, my dad kicked my board
down and said, get.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Up, died Don, Who are you bringing at five point thirty.

Speaker 11 (26:33):
In the morning two of my friends?

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Why are you awake?

Speaker 17 (26:38):
Because I can't wake up?

Speaker 2 (26:41):
I'm later, Oh, mate, SEPPI, do you think your mom
and dad get a little bit tired sometimes when you're
screaming at five point thirty every morning?

Speaker 17 (26:51):
Kind of especially because my dad works until like three o'clock.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
In the morning and you're on the phone of five thirty.
What do you talk to your mates about at five
thirty in the morning.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Blocke, Do you have those headphones and then the little
microphone in your headphone?

Speaker 17 (27:13):
Oh yeah, yeah, Oh my god, you have to use them.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
No, you got to yell speaker?

Speaker 2 (27:22):
What else though? Like? Give us I mean, I know
you've given it an f forgive us an example of
some of the cool stuff that your mum and dad
did for here on the holidays.

Speaker 17 (27:29):
I've got to go and have a playlight with some
of my friends. But you know those two people that
I was on cool with, Yeah, yeah, I went to
the out one to one of their house and my
other when was there.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Oh I undore him but a bit.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah, I don't know that. I want to be his
parents five thirty every morning.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Yeah, that's tough to it.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
You're legend, buddy, You're a legend all right? Coming up?
But your chance to win ten thousand dollars. Maybe Sppe's
mum and dad can put some acoustics in.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
He would flow it all on online games.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Would we let's give us some cash away? Adelaide's richest
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Speaker 16 (28:13):
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Speaker 2 (28:18):
Okay, ten questions, get them right, get the cash. It's
really simple, and it's a lot of cash. It's ten
thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
It's actually so simple. There's no excuse for not getting
all ten questions right, which puts absolutely no pressure on
your queens down good morning, Hello, we are.

Speaker 11 (28:36):
Just getting through.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Well, you're here now, which means that the spotlight's on
you when you win this ten thousand dollars tenure. Where's
it going holidays?

Speaker 18 (28:46):
Holiday?

Speaker 13 (28:47):
I just yeah, Italy in the dinner in Minyon, you know,
having a little little good old tickle.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, I love that for you, so you know, and
I don't want to put doubt in your mind. But
if you had a small win and you don't get
the ten thousand bucks, what would that go towards?

Speaker 11 (29:10):
Well, there's a play on it the Fystimal Theater at
the moment Eric Thoms remember the name of it, right,
But the premise.

Speaker 9 (29:16):
Is is on a cruise, but it doesn't realize it's
a lifestyle cruise, which means it's a swinger's cruise.

Speaker 15 (29:25):
I'd love to see how that plays out.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
All of a suddenly, Tanure, I don't want you to
go to Europe. I want you to go and see
Eric Thompson swing. That's right, that's great. It's called the puzzle.
We've just checked out the name of it. All right, Tania,
here we go.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Oh, Dania, that's good. You know what I have just said.
You're in some money because I think it's going to
be great no matter what happens. All right, exactly are
the same as they are every day. We're going to
accept your first answer, and only your first answer, and
if you're not sure, pass on the question. We'll come
back to it. If you're nice and quick, we'll have
plenty of time to come back to the answers that
you pass on it.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
You're ready, Tenure, Yeah, okay, cool, Here we go, Tanya
of Queenstown. Your time starts now. Boreo and Jasmine are
types of witch grain week Look at Moye look at
More is a quote from which Assie TV show Kathin
Kin name a country with new in the title New Zealand.

(30:23):
Raphael Nadala is a retired champion of which sport Timmith.
What does BRB stand for?

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Be right Back?

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Is the Lylacuean Hospital north southeast or west of the city. No,
what genre of music does Morgan Wollan perform?

Speaker 6 (30:38):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Which city is the Golden gate Bridge in San Francisco?
Which luxury car logo features four interlocking rings? Audi which
Ossie actress was formerly married to Sasha Baron Cohen? Hauh
Okay Morgan Wollen performs watch genre of music Jean Okay,

(31:00):
in which Ossie actress was formally married to Sasha Baron Cohen.
Oh my god, yeah, describe.

Speaker 10 (31:09):
Her face for me if you can describe her face.
Sometimes look like, Tanya, what does she have?

Speaker 3 (31:23):
I think we're going to buzz out.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Of But you were so conversational that you were so
viewed level.

Speaker 9 (31:33):
I've got a couple wrong, but what the hell?

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Shot, let me tell you, Tanya, you're not going to Italy,
but you are probably going to go to the festivals
here and learn a little bit about swingers because you've
gone some cash here. All right, let's go through the
correct ones. Look at more is a quote from Katherine Kim.
Sorry a little early dig there, if you would look
at me there, But you named the country with you

(31:58):
and the title easily. That was newsy Ilands would have
also accepted Papua New Guinea and maybe New Caledonia if
we were really feeling it. Raphael Nadal, retired Champion of Tennis.
BRB stands for B right back. The Lyle Mack Hospital
is north of the city Golden Gate Bridges in San Francisco.
Audi has four interlocking rings as a luxury car company.

(32:20):
Then we ran into a tiny bit of trouble.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
So Aboio and Jasmine if I gave that to you again,
a type of grain rice right right, Yeah, that's mind. Yeah,
and Morgan while and he performed country. Don't worry. I
had to ask the boys too, So I'm with you.
I had no idea. And the girl that you were
looking for, who was formerly married to Sasha Baron Cohen,

(32:46):
is isl of Fisher.

Speaker 6 (32:48):
Yes, that's all right.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
Well never mind, you're.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
The nicest person in the world. Do you ever get
angry or upset about anything?

Speaker 8 (32:57):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (32:58):
Yeah, it takes a lot.

Speaker 13 (32:59):
But watch out where they know from me?

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Oh okay, jag your off the long run. Just got
a little bit devil in. Well you take that little
bit of little bit of devil and head onto the
Festival theater and watch your swingers show.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Yes, you say hi to Eric Thompson for us. Yes,
don't forget. You can see any issue first hand with autocam,
real time video, with real time reporting said direct to
you from your automaster's technician.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Just call one three hundred automasters.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Coming up now though in five minutes time, we're going
to be joined by somebody who is trying to change
the way our kids use social media. Yes, none other
than the Premier Peter Malanowskis will be on the show
because something masses massive is about to happen in your
school and is happening starting in Adelaide today. Today's a
very very big day in Adelaide for something that we

(33:53):
have all been grappling with and trying to get our
heads around, and that is working our way through the
quagma that is social media and what that is doing
to our kids and how our kids are using it.
To tell us the next step in trying to fix
what is a problem is Premier Peter mallen ows because
with us, good morning Mali.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Good morning Ali Max.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
So what's happening in South Australia today.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
So we've got a two day summer that is the
first day was in Sydney yesterday without the South Australian government.
I'm co hosting with Premium Inns from New South Wales.
We have the first day in Sydney yesterday, the second
day and Adelaide today. A range of experts are speaking,
from the head of AZO to leading international child psychologists.
But critically we're in a position today to announce in
South Australia a reform to the curriculum, so every student

(34:38):
across the state will now be getting better training through
their school on how best to deal with the challenges online,
whether it be cyber bullying, whether it be issues around sextying,
whether it be awareness of the existence of deep fakes,
and all the things that we do kids want, we
want kids knowing, and all the things that we want
them to be trained to be able to confront.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
What does that training look like practically, is a lesson that.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
They have Basically, yes, Max, we're going to use it
within the school curriculum. There are many schools that are
teaching these skills to kids anyway, but we want to
go from having a patch will quilt arrangement of something
that is more consistent. The second element is we're actually
boosting a bit of resourcing in schools so they can
pick from a list of curated and officially approved different

(35:25):
courses and outside resources that the school can call upon
and provide lessons in classes from experts that have been
evidence based, you know, courses that have been evidence based,
whether it be from the AFP or whether it be
from other leading academics. So, look, this is a challenge.

Speaker 7 (35:44):
We know that.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
You know, we've got the state government's effort leading the
country with a few other states to put social media
age limits in and we've now got the federal government
on the back of that, committing to introduce legislation in
the Federal Parliament before the end of the year. But
putting a ban in on social media for kids is
one thing. You've also got to give them the training
adjacent to that for other things are the challenges that

(36:06):
exist outside of social media and in the knowledge that
will get access eventually anyway. So we're trying to have
a comprehensive approach because this is a real challenge that's
as we all know, really doing a lot of hard
to kids around the country.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Now that you're hosting this Mali, do we get to
now call you instead of premier Peter Malanowska, influencer Peter
Malanowski state wide and hashtag put out your Mali.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Look, no, no, just distinct to Malie, that's all right,
I leave the influencing to Look, I'm on social media and.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Well you say you'll leave the influencing to others, but
you have a very strong social media footprint and you're
up here with a lot of memes.

Speaker 11 (36:50):
Yep, this is true.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
But the next you know, kids underrating can't vote, so
my target market, I'll be out on top of you.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
So you're on MySpace.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
When we start seeing on your Instagram you playing doing
live streams of you playing like Roadblocks and mine Craft,
then we'll know that you're thinking about lowering the voting aids.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Right, please please please take a photo of the.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Record for the record, not having anytime, So.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
All right, Mallie, we know we've got to let you
go so you can get onto hosting this year here today,
but seriously, when will this curriculum be in schools? Does
it start next year?

Speaker 7 (37:28):
Next year? Next year?

Speaker 1 (37:30):
And we want to get that legislation in the parlor. Look,
this is a big deal and parents around the country
are tearing the hair out and I think we are.
You know, we've got a real opportunity in South Australia
to lead the way. We've got a lot of the
mental behind this. I think parents are behind it and
we should we suld of laugh about it, but this
this is really serious and it's really taking childhood away
from kids in a way that I think demands and
response now that there is so much evidence in and

(37:52):
we're not going to let this one go. It's I
think it's too important.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Premier Peter Mallanowskis, thank you very very much. We'll be
looking for your hashtags see your buddy kick Max and
Ellie in the morning. It is time for this holding.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
How long can you stay on?

Speaker 2 (38:11):
That's exactly what it's all about, all right. We want
to finish up with a bit of fun on our Friday.
You just stay on the line until we get rid
of you. If you're boring, if you're asking us how
we are, if you're starting with an almond and are
you just need to come off the bat, if that's
the saying, and get entertaining.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Just come right off the bat. You go to entertain us,
you go to entertain the people at home and if
you can hold the call, you can hold our attention.
Well you get a bit of double past to Katie
Perry's Lifetime's tour if.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
You don't mind.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
All right, are we ready? Yes? And for anyone else
sitting along at home, I would suggest, although we have
a full list of calls right now, a few of
them again hungh up on so thirty one, two three,
keep the calls coming because you may well get a chance.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
All right, here we go, holding the call. On Friday,
the eleventh of October from Norwood.

Speaker 6 (39:00):
Good morning, Oh all.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Right away, Tony, all right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Let's go to this is called definitely not Maria Gavan,
good morning.

Speaker 13 (39:22):
I'm roaring for Katie Perry tickets, but I.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Didn't we can see Maria. It can't be you. Let's
go to Oakland's Park Kerry Anne, good morning.

Speaker 7 (39:31):
Hello.

Speaker 13 (39:31):
Well this school holidays.

Speaker 17 (39:32):
I went and seen my nephew who haven't seen seven years.

Speaker 12 (39:36):
He got I liked that.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
You came to the story. I just the phone line,
wasn't that good?

Speaker 8 (39:43):
Now?

Speaker 2 (39:43):
And you don't like other people's kids at all?

Speaker 3 (39:45):
A lot of time.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Let's go to Soe from north Haven.

Speaker 9 (39:49):
I'm here to tell you a rerun story, A bit
of a deja voo, and it's all about the male
contraceptive pill. I'm telling you that those fellas out there,
those singles fellas, are going to remember to take that pill.
Those men out there.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
I'm hanging up because I don't believe you. Sorry, great effort.
I agree the men are going to take the pill,
but that's not up for this discussion. Lurie in Highbury,
Good morning, Larry Yo, Lurry, Lurry, No, you know your age?
I'm sorry? Are you eight years old? Probably know my age?

(40:23):
Lorry Yo. The train of thought, she's coming. This will
get them.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
They'll love the Georgia from wear's legs.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Hello.

Speaker 15 (40:34):
When I was fourteen, I met Rod Stewart. My father
worked at the Barren Townhouse in Hinley Street. He was
the mate for d. He snuck me in the back kitchen.
He gave me a crate. I stood behind those bipole
doors with the big glass circles, and he served mister
Rog Stewart high tea. Well bugger me, I slipped fell
through the doors. The old man goes, what Rod Stuart goes,

(40:57):
what was that? In con He goes, My stupid daughter,
March is over picks me up by the ear, prevents
me to mister rod shot and I got his autograph.

Speaker 6 (41:07):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
I was interested to see where it went.

Speaker 15 (41:13):
Well, I fell through those bloody doors and I was
in my school uniform, which I reckon.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
He liked you, Georgia, well done.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
You have one holding the call today and that means
that you're going to see Katy Perry.

Speaker 18 (41:33):
All right, yeah, Georgia, Dad, and that's in heaven now,
so he's probably looking down going there's my stupid daughter, Georgia.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
She had the story. There's no arms and ours I had.
Steward had celebrity factor.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
He even had me sweary. Well done, Georgia swearing. So
you're off to see Katy Perry hunting the lifetime steit
Adelaide Entertainment Center in June twenty twenty seven nine and thirty.
Get tickets now, ticket take everybody else, But well done, Georgia.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Thanks for have a great day, guy, oh, thank you,
and sorry to everyone we were mean to. It's just
the nature of the game. Also be more interesting next
time mix one or two.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Point three Max Andali in the morning, Let's try to
get someone to coldplay. Hey, turn it on day school.
Your three Complay tickets are they certainly are if you
don't mind, and I tell you what?

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Tell me what? Tell me what?

Speaker 2 (42:34):
We want to send you two Coldplay in Melbourne, flights,
accommodation and all of your mates and friends to fill
out your row.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
You had a really big task. All you had to
do was call thirty one O two three. It turns
out a few people are interested. Maybe Christina from Flinders
Park is interested.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Why are you laughing? Christina? Why do you need to
go see Coldplayer Melbourne?

Speaker 11 (42:57):
My husband and three daughters are going to Sydney to Coldplay?

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Okay you got invited?

Speaker 5 (43:05):
No, no, it wasn't.

Speaker 12 (43:07):
They don't think. The girls don't.

Speaker 7 (43:09):
Think I know who Coldplay is?

Speaker 3 (43:12):
So are you trying to win Coldplay tickets out of spite? Christina?

Speaker 12 (43:17):
Pretty much?

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Pretty much, this is hilarious your hobby. You're going to
take your three daughters and have to do you know,
parenting duties, whereas you can now win this and take
your besties and get alonge will.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
That would be awesome? Christina? Would you take any of
your family members to this Melbourne show?

Speaker 6 (43:38):
No?

Speaker 15 (43:39):
I definitely would take them all.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Is it just your three daughters? In hobby going to
the concert in Sydney, his brother.

Speaker 8 (43:49):
And the Hits and their daughter.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
My niece was going.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Everyone other than you, other than you.

Speaker 8 (43:54):
Absolutely yes, I will invite everybody I do get.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Oh no, I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
I wouldn't even that'd be to me. You didn't invite
me to Sydney. I'm not taking. I'm taking my girlfriends
and having a night of it. Thanks very much, Christina.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
I wouldn't invite your family. If you're struggling for friends,
Ali and I can make ourselves. We're ready to go.

Speaker 9 (44:13):
All right.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Hey, look you're in the running, so all the very
best of bloody Yeah. If you can go home and
threaten the kids that you might be going to a
better show, the Melbourne is going to be better anyway.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Melbourne, all right, good luck Christina. For everybody else. If
you want to get some exclusive advantages, some bonus clues,
extra ways to win, join the Mixed bub but right
now at Mix one or two to three dot com
got a you all right?

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Keep it on mixed right now. In faith old Day,
Michelle Murphy has more chances for you to win that
entire row of colplay tickets. Being the running and in
the meantime, go the soccer rooster tonight.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Yes we're going to knock off China. We're going to
progress through this World Cup qualifying face. It's all going
to be absolutely fine. If we lease we out not
quite better, a little bit difficult. It'd be nice to
win and it's going to be nice to see. I
don't think what are we setting like fifteen people along
today that we send along three soccer roos tickets.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Enjoy whatever you're doing with, Meet you back in you
just after six tomorrow morning