FULL SHOW 519: ALI HAS BEEF WITH MAX NOT SHOWING UP TO HER HOUSE PARTY!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Adelaide's fun breakfast show Max Andale in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I think we now have to talk about the burning
issue from the last few days that has just been
bubbling away in the psyche of South Australia and more
specifically Adelaide.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
This is why we played Chandilier by a Seer to
do with the.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Well, what the hell is going on with the big
yellow swing in Victoria Square?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
That's all I want to know.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Haven't you ever just been driving through or walking through
Victoria Square and thought it's good?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
But what if we had a giant death trap?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Okay, So the whole idea is is the Adelaide City
Council is spent sixty thousand bucks from all reports so
all thereabouts to get a giant yellow swing in the
square so adults can go and swing.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
He's in the bowl. I want that. Where they got
that sixty thousand dollars? Oh hay on a second, I
don't wonder at all, because you can't park for one.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Second longer than you need to in the CBD without
getting a ticket.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I mean, I am all for installs and I'm all
in four like like I love some of the stuff
that I love that we have put in our town.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Like I love the big silver knob outside.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I think it's like the state library or something, you know,
that big kind of looks like.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
It's more and mindy type. It's so good, it's great.
And I love some of our steps. Oh like our
it's like our Chicago bean like sort of upright. Yeah,
it's upright. That does look cool. That does look cool
like those. I appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I just don't know why we're putting a big yellow
swing in the middle of life.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
I think occasionally we do have, so to speak, pardon
the part some swings and misses in a few of
these things. I don't quite understand still, why we are
glorifying the pigeon most of us really hate.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
See. I love that it's a cool little statue. I
get it.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
It costs a lot of money for a thing that
traditionally we don't love, and they steal our food and casts.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
So when is the last time you've been on a swing? Max?
Perfect shockingly, not that long ago. That's right, you won't
you had a footy final I have.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
We're going to park near our house where I take
the dog Morris all the time, and just occasionally I
will go there, and I don't know why. I think
it will change every time I do it, but I go, hmm,
I wonder if my dog lacks going on the swing. Now,
I'll sit on the swing and I'll put my massive,
thirty kilo meter and a half tall dog on my
lap and just swing for a little bit and see

(02:33):
how long it takes him to squirm.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Not very long?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Well, actually, well then maybe this big yelow swing is
for people like you. It's big Morris could probably sit
next to you. You'll have his own space.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
It might suit him a little bit better.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
I'm sure the other lad city accounts will be thrilled
to see me rock out with my dog. Something for you,
maybe a little. It's a shame school holidays for over
what an activity.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
I think I missed it. Now I am a little bit.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Excited, but courseous excited, I guess because there's another step
forward in a male contraceptive pill. And after all, most
if not all, of the responsibility of not having children
falling on the show win Win Charlie, And these hormones
we better shove into our body for years if we
wanted to.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah, it's Australian researchers we love taking credit for the
Australian researchers.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
They have had a bit of a breakthrough.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Sounds like it's going to be hormone free pills, that
they are getting.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Very close for the boys.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah, well, I mean once the boys are involved, they
start putting the real scientists.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
On the.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
But in my experience, I my little survey of one,
I my husband.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
I just don't know the blokes.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm going to trust blokes to remember to take it
look every single day at the same time for the
rest of their life.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Your husband historically has had a few moments of forgetfulness.
I'll certainly give you that. You could put a reminder
in the phone. I'd be confident I could take it.
I could do it. I'm sure that there are plenty
of blokes out there that be able to take this
every day.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
No dramas well at.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Thirteen one O Tzer. What do you think we're from Glengowerie?

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Would you take it?

Speaker 6 (04:07):
I wouldn't take it.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Roy. Can we trust you to take it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
You can't trust with because there's being a South African.

Speaker 7 (04:14):
You know, we've got the African woman.

Speaker 8 (04:16):
If you don't take anything, they'll give you a bit
of a slept, you know, Thank.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
You, Sophie and Mount Parker. All right? Would you trust
you to be taking this?

Speaker 9 (04:27):
Not at all.

Speaker 10 (04:28):
I can't even trust him with the shopping list.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Really, Sophie. What happens with the shopping.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
I even message him a list.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
You'll forget items.

Speaker 10 (04:35):
Sometimes I have to send him pictures of the ites.

Speaker 11 (04:40):
So have you ever seen those?

Speaker 8 (04:42):
Moms are sorry? Shopping list? That's what I almost have
to do.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
You know, two bananas?

Speaker 2 (04:47):
I put mine in sections for him and we still
don't get it all home, Sophie.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
There's so many different products in there.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
It's you, Sophie, lets his heart.

Speaker 12 (04:58):
He sometimes adds things that aren't they necessary and I'm like, yeah,
but that doesn't help me.

Speaker 13 (05:02):
Cooked inner does its.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Are on sale? Sophie? All right? Steva, what are your reckon?
Will men take this? Steve O, no.

Speaker 11 (05:11):
Where in the world would take And God, most blokes
are so forgetful.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
There's no way in the world we're taken. I mean,
most folks to forget their balls and they weren't in.

Speaker 8 (05:18):
The bag, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Mappi and McLaren the flat all right, Maddie, what do
you reckon?

Speaker 3 (05:24):
And men taking the contraception pill.

Speaker 14 (05:25):
I've got an easy solution.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
It's called pharmishing unife coffee. The piledition.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
There we go.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
If we could just have a little bit of pill
dissolved into the farmer's unife coffee, there'd be no children
running the gaula.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
All right? Will men remember to take the contraceptive pill?
Do you think no?

Speaker 5 (05:43):
They won't?

Speaker 8 (05:43):
You know what they should have?

Speaker 10 (05:45):
Yeah, he's a little device called an implant on which
gets putt inserted into your arm so that they will
never forget. All the contraceptive part works all twenty four hours.

Speaker 8 (05:57):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 10 (05:58):
That way they won't forget.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
To ever do it, which is which is what us
women have been doing for years and years and years.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, Marissa, I'm with you on that.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Well, you guys can do it where you could probably
do it too.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
I don't want.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
To sue in North Haven.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
Let me tell you they sure are the single men
out there that don't want to get a.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
Girl pregnant are going to take that pill.

Speaker 8 (06:24):
The cheetahs out there don't want to get their mistress
pregnants are going to take that pill.

Speaker 6 (06:29):
So there are men out there that are going to
remember to take that pill.

Speaker 7 (06:32):
The only thing is what they're going to forget is.

Speaker 8 (06:35):
That little woodie that they put on for protection will
get tossed to the size.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, it's your old getting syphilis.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
I mean, Sue sort of stood up for the men.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
On Friday, we had them to Seppi because we gave
the kids of Adelaide their chance to score a report
card for their parents about how the parents have gone
over school.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Holda, they're great, how they've gone, Yeah, they delivered for you.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Have you hit all of the marks you wanted? Or
have they really let you down?

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Because let's face it, all of us parents, we've been
grading the kids every single.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Day about their performances.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
There's a whole lot of low marks coming in for
these children now.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Giuseppe, our ten year old boyfriend Setan, he is a ripper.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
However, he gave his mum and dad an f Yeah,
the lowest of the low.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yes, because dad kept coming in and yelling at him.
When Giuseppe had the hide of waking up at five
point thirty and yelling and his mates and playing roadbox.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
In fairness to Giuseppe's parents, it would be mildly annoying.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
But he gets up at five thirty in talks with
his mates. But that's okay in fairness.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Also, dad apparently doesn't finish work until three thirty so
in the morning, So there you go. We thought we
gave their family a bit of a challenge over the
weekend to see if Giuseppe could improve his score.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
He is with us again now, Good morning Giuseppe, Good
morning mate. A little bit better than an f have
we imployed since we spoke to you as what are
we getting?

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Now?

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Now? He's good?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
So what did the folks do to improve their grades?
So drastically?

Speaker 11 (08:08):
I went to the second Bice game in I had
I got to one in the field and I was
really close to my favorite players.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
I'm great Goodwin and oh.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Yeah, that'll help get the school holiday grades. Cool, mate, Jeppe,
can you tell us your memories of being on the
field at Adelaide Oval?

Speaker 8 (08:27):
Right?

Speaker 5 (08:27):
But then I thought one of my friends his name
is dra and he kept yelling my name.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Ah, get out of here, great Goodwin. Next story hereon Kunda,
what you play with Bayern Munich? Now who cares drays
in the crowd and I'm waving.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
So just SEPPI, after all of that, do you think
and understand how hard parents get it over the holidays,
Like it's a pretty tough job.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Do you think, no, think about this. I want you
to think about this. Okay, let's you're ten years old. Now,
let's fast forward maybe twenty years time, and you've got
a couple of kids of your own, and you've been
working really hard, and you're just trying to make money
so that you can put your kids in school and
you can give them a good life, and you just

(09:15):
need a good night's sleep at the end of it.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
And then one of the.

Speaker 11 (09:18):
Kids makes a lemonade.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
W yeah, okay, okay, I feel like you're overestimating how
much money you can make.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Out of lemonade. Dam Jizeppi.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
And you get home and you really just need a
good night's sleep. And then one of your lovely kids,
who you love so much and you've put so much
time and effort into helping, wakes up at five o'clock
in the morning to yell on the phone to their friends.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
What do you think you will react like?

Speaker 11 (09:45):
I play with them.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Oh, I love you, juse Eppe. I am so keeping
your phone number for twenty years time. All right, Josepe.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
The good news is. I'm really happy for your family.
You finished your school holidays on the high of a bee.
Are you ready to go back to school today?

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Not?

Speaker 8 (10:03):
Really?

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Will anything be good about going back to school?

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Jizebbe mate, Yeah? Nice and learning? Do you like learning anything?

Speaker 15 (10:13):
Blue?

Speaker 3 (10:15):
JOSEEPI here at absolute star.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
You go and give your mum and kiss a hug
for as Okay, all right, see you buddy.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Maximally in the morning.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Let's dive into some e news. Now, this was one
of the great triumphant comebacks of all time. It was,
of course, when none other than Selene Deal formed on
top of the Eiffel Tower and the.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Opening right iconic Selene.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
It was so good, goosebumps. Everything is happening all the fields.
Everyone was crying. Except now there are allegations that it
was all pre recorded and wasn't.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Live after all.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
What Yeah, Now, the Paris twenty twenty four organizers are
refusing to answer questions about it. However, the allegations go
that it was actually all pre recorded, it was all
through a rehearsal, and that's not actually happening live when
we were crying into our TVs.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Oh that's a bit stiff. Oh no, you can't make
about her. You can't.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
You just sorry what you were doing and you sit
it on purpose, but you just can't.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
I still don't really understand the disease.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
I don't know if it's really bad. I'm sorry for that, Jocob,
It's not that bad.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
I'm not very bad.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Still for the next two hours. In homage to the
great CELINDI on please, okay, let's move on to Elton John. Now,
he has been very very upfront about his health issues.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Doesn't make any appropriate jokes, Matt no, no play on
play on play.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
On an eye infection that's left him with limited vision
in one eye. He had a fall in twenty twenty three.
He has even gone on the record saying, I don't
have tonsils, adenoids or at appendix, I don't have a prostate.
I don't have a right hip or left meat or
even a right.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Next to a bag of bones.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Well, it's funny you say that, because you will the
red carpet of the premiere for his documentary Elton John
never too late, and he allegedly wore his old knee
cap around his neck as a necklace.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
Nice fleeing Elton Having at the picture it actually looks
fairly blingy like it.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
It's got of got a bit of gold around the
edge of it.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah, it's been inlaid in gold and everything else. But
that's what they reckon it was. It was his kneecap.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
I mean, I mean, considering he is on a red
carpet without any internal organs, he looks.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
All right, I'll tell you what he's on fire. Maybe
I should wear my tit down the next record.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
I'm around my chain. You just keep that in a
frigid home. Not tonight, Matt here hasn't spare.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Wear one chicken breast short tonight, guys, good thing. We've
got to back up.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
All right, let's finish with this for all parents that
might be celebrating the kids going I mean commiserating the
kids going back to school and the holidays being finished.
It's only like a child to keep you honest. That's
exactly what's happening to none other than Kim Kardashian. Now
we're talking about Northwest, which is her eldest kid, the
one that she shares with Kanye West Norfolk.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
I said about him, very sassy, right, yeah she is.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
And they were doing an interview together and the eleven
year old was put in the hot speed seat by
Kim Kardashian who says, oh, you know, serious question, how
is my cooking? And she turned around and just said,
you have not cooked for us in a long time.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
In fact, the last time he cooked for us was
two halloweens ago and that was mac and cheese.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
It's you can't lie in front of your kids. Any
of your kids ever call you out for lying?

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah, all the time.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
But I can't remember what I was lying about because
I don't lie.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
No, I've never lied personally, personally, never lied.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
A woman has stepped into the studio that has done
something that I don't think I would ever allow my
team to do. She has given her son Jack, who
was also with us, the control of the family budget.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
I would have been absolutely useless with this as a teenager.
In fact, I'm fairly useless with it as a thirty
two year old.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
It's all for teenage, boss next level.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
You can check it all out on ABC I View
and catch up weekly on ABC Family Saturdays at seven thirty.
But with us now is Jack and mum Claire. Hey, guys,
how are you hello?

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Thank you for having us now?

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Just explain to us Claire, why you would sign up
to something like this and what the show kind of
is about.

Speaker 12 (14:18):
To be honest, I had no idea what I'd signed
up for. It was very vague on the information I
was given. Jack sort of put forward the family, and
before I knew it, we were saying yes to a
TV show and a crew in the house, and away
we went. So it's probably good that I knew not
very much, So.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Jack, why did you put your family up for it?

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Then?

Speaker 1 (14:36):
I thought it'd be a really good experience, and it was.
I learned a lot about the industry. I kind of shocked.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Mum.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
I don't think I told you straight away that I
had auditioned to this, and then we're sitting in front
of a casting person and yeah, away we went.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
And the whole premise behind this is that basically, you
wanted to get your hands on the family finance. Yeah,
you thought you could do a better job, and you
wanted to save for a gap year next year to
take you off to Europe.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Absolutely.

Speaker 11 (15:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
I mean Mom comes home and I'm like, oh, have
you got a haircut?

Speaker 3 (15:03):
And you say yes, and then I'm like how much
is a haircut?

Speaker 1 (15:06):
As a two dollars haircut, and I'm like, well, I
mean mine was free.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yeah, if you could see Jack right now, you get
what you paid for. So would you say, overall, having
looked after the family budget, Jack, you now have a
bit more sympathy for where mum was coming from. Or
have you decided now that I've done it, I could
do this for good?

Speaker 1 (15:28):
I think it's pretty straightforward. Don't spend money, go to
the shops by the cheapest option. Sometimes you can treat yourself.
But I feel like I could continue. Will Mum let
me continue?

Speaker 4 (15:37):
No?

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Don't?

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, straight up.

Speaker 12 (15:41):
Jack's approach was not sustainable on any level, and it
was painful for a month, but we could not continue
to do that, yeah, and stay in the same house.
We were on a very tight budget with food, so
we were hoping at least he would do some meal
planning and shop really wisely to get the most out
of what was left of the budget.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
But there was no planning.

Speaker 12 (16:00):
It was just like, here, you can spend this amount,
off you go, and we were hungry for most.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
And not just hungry, angry. It was the worst. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
It says here that one of Jack's most controversial moves
was with the family food shopping.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
It resulted in them eating pasta.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
For a month.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
And sausages and lots of sausages.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
There was also one minute showers, a refusal for the
women in the household to spend money on makeup because quotes,
they don't need it.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
My daughter was horrified if we would have gone crime.

Speaker 12 (16:34):
And I don't think Jack's stuck to anything regarded You're.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
In charge of the budget and you're the one that's
taking longer showers.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah, I don't think I'm the best role model or
enforcer of rules.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
I took the shower at least.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
So how much money do you reckon you say, by
making your entire family eat pasta and not let any
of the ladies of the family get their head, get
any makeup, or buy anything new enough.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
I'm not exactly sure the figure because I did actually
do any spreadsheets, any working.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Out, or someone did do the Apparently it was.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Five cents that you've saved over the course of a month.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Yes, I did save that money, and straight away, when.

Speaker 12 (17:14):
Can I just say you did nothing to saving that money?

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Straight away.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
I've had to do a couple of repairs on my car,
so that money is gone.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
I can make it back.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
You're not going to be able to poove for four months.

Speaker 12 (17:29):
Well, we decided that maybe that ticket should be a
one way ticket there.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
We did mention that.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
So Jack, in a word, do you think running a
household budget is easy or hard?

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Piece of cake?

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Claire? Do you think being mum of Jack is easy
or hard? It's challenging. That is a lie. It is
not challenging. You've got to check it out.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
All the episodes of Teenage Boss Next Level are available.
You can stream it on ABC I viewers said Cash
up weekly on ABC Family Saturdays at seven thirty. Jack
and Claire all the very best of luck, getting.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
A thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Man. He seems like he's got his stuff together, doesn't he?
I mean, past for a month. Maybe not, but at
least he's thinking about things coming up next. I'm going
to tell you why I think my middle child will
have to live with me until I die.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
I'm sure he's thrilled with that.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Oh he's gonna have to be because he ain't got
a choice the way he's going. That's maxim Elily in
the Morning on Mix one of two point three. Now,
we just said from Jack, who I thought was an
upstanding young citizen taking over the family budget.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
And I think he's going to go places.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
Yeah, Jack's got a bit of work to do. But
I think he was really into it.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
He was eager.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah, And if you want to see him, you can
go and check him out on Teenage Bosses. But in
the meantime, the reason that I'm actually broadcasting from a
boardroom up at our sister station in Cans is because
my son is so far from being where Jack is.
It's not funny, right, budget wise or everything wise, life wise.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Yeah, And I think it must be my fault.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Maybe I'm molly coddle him a little bit, to use
a word that was thrown me by my parents, my grandparents.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
Polly cuddling your little baby, the only boy that you have. No.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
He essentially is up in cans as part of the
South Astralians softball team under twelves or.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Some legend leaders to glory. What's her nickname? Hey, I
don't know, I'll ask Rosella's or something. Yeah, I don't know.
We'll have to make one out fantastic. So he's up here,
and I.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Sent him up early with another mum and a friend
of his and everything was going absolutely swimmingly. Now I
still get nervous whenever you let your kids, especially travel.
I've never put a child on a plane without me,
because if I'm going down there, coming with me, like,
that's kind of the that I'm sitting with.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
We've worried about school camps before, and they're like thirty
five minutes down the road.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
So he's gone up there. He's spending some beautiful time.
He's been very, very fortunate, going and seeing crocodiles and
the barrier reef and fish and.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
All that sort of stuff. So lucky for him.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
But I get a phone call Mum, not even high Mum,
how are you? Not even a you're missing me? Not
even nice?

Speaker 3 (20:01):
It is, no, Mum, did we pack a towel? Well?
Did we?

Speaker 2 (20:06):
No?

Speaker 3 (20:06):
I said, what do you mean do we pack a towel?
I said, well, did you pack a towel?

Speaker 2 (20:09):
He said no? And he said, but you packed everything.
I said, I know, but why would we pack a towel? Well,
you know, I'm about to go swimming. And I said,
but mate, you're staying in a hotel cheap as it is.
They've got towels. This is generally what he said, keeping
in mind that he's in cans and I'm currently sitting
his sweating in high twenties and we're at like seven
o'clock in the morning. Yeah, and he said, oh, I'm

(20:31):
just a bit cold. I don't want to use the
wet one.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
That's not a man who's had a lot of experience
wandering in a hotel.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
I have ruined him completely. And I've just said to him, said, mate,
you're in a hotel. If you ask nicely, I'm sure
they'll give you another one.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Right, hangs up the phone. Right, not even good black,
I got the front desk. It's all love trying to
speak to you.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
I have like, this is exactly why I've had three kids.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
You wait till he finds out you can order room
no no, no, no chips through the door. No, we're
not doing that. But this is why I think I've
had three kids.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
The first one I've kind of ruined because first child,
especially a daughter, she's all.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Stubborn about rules and I just think you know that
you're very regimented to be absolutely perfect.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Second one, I've clearly gone the other way and Molly
coled and done everything for them. And so now he
can't even work out that there are ways to get
a dry towel in cans and you're not going to die,
And so the third.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
One, Yeah, I'm looking forward to this.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
All my hopes are on the nine year old who
is either going to grow up to be a Prime minister.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Orris Tripper if we were putting out that time right now,
if you're listening, Matt, what's up, Petal? You look a
little bit perturbed. What's going on in your life? Max
Burford disgruntled.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Yeah, yeah, I've been a little bit thrown by what's
going on at my other workplace network ten Alie, you
in this job, I suppose you haven't had to deal
with the working in a like a nine to five
office where people move their cars all the.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Time because of the parking points. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah, massive shout out to all the teachers at our
local primary school who having to stop teaching our children
because there's not enough parking for them.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Also their job great for them, No, it's awesome. Yeah,
but we did get a soccer us here, so it's
all good with fixing. No, it's great.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Actually, love the soccer use keep them coming back. Yeah,
So for people that work in these offices. It is
a constant struggle. And maybe you're lucky enough to have
like a five hour park nearby, so you've only got
to move at once during the day. Maybe you are
in one of those places around the city and it's
a one hour or a two hour job and you
are up from your desk and you're moving it all
the time, and your like you're getting to your car

(22:39):
and you're eyeing off what everyone else is doing.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
You moving, And then what about the horror email that
comes around the group?

Speaker 3 (22:44):
All email inspectors out the front. Yes, yes, big time
and they know it.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
They are, Yeah, those parking inspectors they have like on
the minute. So at ten, there is a big car
park across the road. It's called Beaumont Road. It's like
next to you are You're on Green Hill on Greenhill Road. Yeah,
it's called Beaumont Road or Beaumont Terrace or whatever. And
it is right where the touch football is and it's
like all these dirt parks, but they have lines that
go along the way. You could fit like over one

(23:10):
hundred cars. Yes, I reckon. Usually it's fine because we
go in there. There's a real estate agent with us.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
There's bridge stone Bridge on tires in your building.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Yeah, and like the Ambos and next door, and there's
just the right amount of parks and you only have
the movie car once.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Today it's a five hour park.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
Got it of late down the road on Greenhill Road
there is a high rise being built and with the
building of.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
A high rise comes hundreds of trade's and they're massive,
whopping cars. These things are huge.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
I drive a big car, but I reckon they could
put my car in their fuel tank. The Ford Raptors,
the Toileta high Luxes, the Rangers, yes, they're all there.
The Tritons can't frighten a tryon. Well, I tell you
what you can do with a Triton. You can park
it across three parks. So our already stretched car park
that we all fight for every day just to get

(24:04):
a park and just to avoid the parking inspector now
has like one hundred dudes in utes. And what they
do is they ignore the lines because they drive their.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Big utes and they park them over the lines.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
And then when you go out to move your car,
you're eyeing one of them off, they jump in their car.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
You're like, great, finally I'm going to get a park.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
What they all do, It's like they've organized it on
their lunch breaks. Is they drive in reverse out straight
back into the same park so that the car's facing
a different way, so that the chalk gets scrubbed off,
and the parking epector doesn't give them a fine. So
you sit there with your indicator on, waiting to turn in,
and the same dudes in the same park, bloody fluo

(24:45):
and then just trying to get out and get into
the office alley with this.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Much anger and passion.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Why don't you get off your backside and do something
about it, do something on behalf of the little people
and the little cars who just want to park where
they have right to park.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Very big boys, very very big still boot.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
You have a media organization behind you.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Have the ability to shame and name them. You could
become like the new.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Tracy Grimshaw chasing people down the road with a camera crew.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
I could lead the fair Parkers Union.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Oh make GM come on right now, right, You've got
ten minutes. You are doubling down on the power of
network television. I am handing over network radio to you.
These trades would be in their car, they would be listening.
You have ten minutes to get to them and construct
a message that will change the way they're ruining your life.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
I'm gonna fix this problem. I'm going to do it
inside ten minutes. And I'm not scared at all.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah, I don't believe me. And to stick around and
see what happens. Max and Ally in the morning, are
is Max Burfett actually not with us anymore because he
has a very scary job ahead of him.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
I'm here, I've manned up, have you yep? Okay, I
put on my best pair of birken stocks.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
If you've just joined else.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
He was absolutely going off because there's a whole heap
of trades using the parks he normally uses when he
works at his other job at Network ten there on
Green Hill Road, and he's over there parking their big
raptors and massive trucks across three spaces and not letting
him park.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Get it, it's fine, we've all got a park, but
they park like crap.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
They're across multi spaces and just they pull out and
then they reverse into the same park and I just
can't park.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
I said, stop whining like my twelve year old wah
wah wah, and get up and do something about it.
I've given you ten minutes has changed this? Yeah, so
what are you done?

Speaker 4 (26:46):
What I've done, Ali is I've reached deep into my
contact book, deep into my contact book, and I've gone
to the top with the soccer room.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
No no, no, basketballer.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Travis Boke. I've gone straight to the top building. I
thought building. Who in this country can we speak to
about building and about the people and about unions?

Speaker 3 (27:10):
John Setka from the CFM, me, you the guy who
swears it.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Everybody swears everybody has a tattoo on his neck that
says God forgives.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
But the cf ME you doesn't. You told me to
put on my steel cap. Sally.

Speaker 7 (27:32):
Right.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
So, I've got John on the phone waiting to take
our call, and we're going to speak to him about this. Okay,
you and me together, Okay, Okay, I'll take the lead
on most of it, though.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Well I know I want to know. I'll speak to
him about it.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
It's fine, I'll take the lead on most of it. Okay,
that's right with you?

Speaker 3 (27:52):
All right?

Speaker 4 (27:52):
Well, I mean we've got him, Okay, we've got him,
open him up. No, No, it's fine, I'll go first. Hey, John,
thanks for taking you call. Ali doesn't actually believe that
I've managed to get you on the phone. So just
to prove that it is you, can you just clarify
Way you've taken my call today, just.

Speaker 14 (28:07):
To hold my side of the story, which I don't
think has been told. And a lot of mistruths, a
lot of bull been told out there.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Whoa John Way to come on strong?

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Some of their mistruths about the people parking. Yeah, well
that's what he's saying to me.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
That's what you're saying, is that John, I don't really
expect you to be on the front foot straight away.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
It's very intimidating speaking to you, John O.

Speaker 14 (28:30):
Well, if that's intimidating, I think people may be able
to drink a cup of conquering. Harden up a little bit.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Ali, you made me do this. He is a man
after my own heart. Oh, I can't believe you made me. Oh,
can you just play peacemaker and get us back on track?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, John, Look, you know, Max is a really nice guy.
He just has something that he wants to talk to
you about.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Yeah. Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 14 (28:51):
That's what In the heat of the moment, I mean,
you do some silly things and I've done a silly
thing and I've vans up to it.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Oh good, right, Well, it sounds like we're on the
same page now, which is fantastic.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
John.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
Let's talk about this parking problem now that you and
me are so close. Your boys and girls on the worksite,
they're ruining our little parking with all their raptors, their
high luxes, those big trucks. It's just it's no good shoe.
It's ruining my workflow. These builders, they're ruining my day.

Speaker 14 (29:15):
I've grown up with a view of true people, the
way you'd like to be treated, and just be honest
and just be upfront with people, you know, tell the truth.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
Well, John, the truth is that your builders are acting
like assholes. Do you even admit that they've been at fault.
They're ripping the fabric of our little Greenhill Road community apart.

Speaker 14 (29:35):
With this smoke, there is a bit of fire, I agree.
I'm not saying the whole building mystery squeaky clean up
by a long shot.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Here, that Ali, that's a mission of guilt. That's a
mission of kilt from John sec God, are we hanging
up on him?

Speaker 4 (29:50):
No, I've got one more flo John, you hang on
one second. Well, I just remember when we were in
this conversation. Oh yeah, right, you just made admission of guilt. Okay,
we're making some good progress here. I have other businesses
in the area contact you with similar friendly complaints like this.

Speaker 14 (30:05):
We've been threatened, We've had houses shot up. I've personally
been threatened. Families have been threatened. You know where the
police have been involved.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Those real estate agents that Owen's castline and our They're crazy.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
They're so crazy. I cannot even anyway.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
I feel like we've got to the bottom of this. John,
don't bother saying good But I know you're a busy man.
You've got some stuff to do. Thanks for the chat.
Who could we get to the bottom.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Of that's just happened?

Speaker 2 (30:40):
I don't know what has just happened, except for the
fact that you will continue.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Not to be able to park.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Try my absolute care of flog mate.

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(34:06):
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Speaker 2 (35:16):
We're going to play a little game here on thirteen
one oh two three, because I'm willing to put my
hand up and say that I was the complete and utter.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
In this situation. But I actually think it's.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Max Burfort, all right, So here's the game. I'm thirty
one oh two three. Who is the bigger, right?

Speaker 3 (35:35):
I don't know what's coming.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
I don't know what is about to happen here, and
if preemptively, I think it's going to be me give
it out as bringing it to the table.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
You want to defend me.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
We do have tickets to grease and music classes up
the grabs for caller of the day, and I do
have a say in whose caller of the day just
out there in advance, as do now.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
I just want to put it out there because I
think you're a bit of a I think you're yeah,
and that I think you're a bit of one of them,
because can you remember a couple of weeks ago, I
had everybody and invited everyone in our team over to
my place. And the reason that I did it was
obviously because I know that, you know, going through the
stuff that I'd gone through put all of you under

(36:17):
a little bit more pressure. And I also wanted to
invite Haley over because she, you know, put her life
on hold to be able to help me and us
and out.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
So remember when I invited you guys all over.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
It was a Friday, and I sent you an email
and all that sort of stuff and just said just
let us know if you're coming and everything else.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Remember that, Yeah, I remember? Yeah, yeah, okay, good.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Remember that was also about the time where you hurt
you back, so you know, you have sort of had
some time off and everything else, and we were looking
after you and everything else. And then there was also
a time where Port Adelaide actually made the final.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Adlaid Over that playing on the Friday night.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Now that happened to coincide with the date that I
had said, hey, guys, come over for dinner and drinks.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Yeah, I recall that, I was, yeah, remember good.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
That morning I said to you Max, do you know
what you're doing yet? You know, with your sore back
and obviously your team's playing. And he said, yeah, no,
I don't know yet. And I said, okay, so comes
the time where I'm sitting there, got my cheese platter ready,
I've I've lit my little candle. I've hidden all the
rubbish in all the cupboards. So you guys think that

(37:19):
I'm really neat and in control of my life. I'd
even back in the carpet and everybody starts to come.
Producer tiny rolls in burge over button pusher, rolls in
Hailey rocks up, kids, come, everybody was invited. South African
Steve comes.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
We're waiting. We're waiting. We're waiting.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
No Max, I said to the team, I said, anyone
here from Max, like is he coming?

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Is he going to turn up or anything like that.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
No, no, no, I haven't heard anything until I received
a text that was sent to myself and put a
button pushing burgo that basically was just a photo of
you in a corporate function at the Port Adelaide game
at Adelaide Oval, at which point I said, so, I

(38:09):
guess that means you're not coming.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Correct, Yeah, I wasn't. I was at the footage. My
football team was playing.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
I was so rude and entitled of you, Max to
not even just flick a text and go, hey mate,
I know you've invited us to your house for the
first time, you know all that sort of stuff. I know,
I know that you're really just putting yourself out there
and and inviting us into your home, and and that's
kind of privileged thing.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
I know all of that, but I'm just not going
to be able to make it. No, I couldn't.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Port Adelaide was playing Hawthorne. God, I'm glad I went to.
We won, and we win many finals. So I was
pretty happy to be there, to be honest, Yeah, I
was in the trust me.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
We were all very happy that you were there too.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
Yeah, well, how'd you enjoy your teeth play? I would
have eaten hapes of it? So I wasn't there, Yes, please.

Speaker 15 (38:56):
Please, So I at the time I did think Max
was absolutely the in this situation. However, Ali just Max
wasn't there, so he wasn't aware of this. You did
make a cheese plate for the team, but you put
clearance Ham on it, with a massive clearance to clearing Ham.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
It's already unhealthy enough as it.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Is the only reason why I had to dive into
the clearance hamd was because I'm also catering for two vegans.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Do you know how expensive vegan snacks are? Are you joking?

Speaker 8 (39:27):
Right?

Speaker 3 (39:27):
So thirteen one O two three? Who is the bigger?

Speaker 4 (39:33):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Max Burford?

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Because he just didn't even bother And it was the
height of rudeness to say, hey, I'm not going to
make it or is it me?

Speaker 3 (39:39):
For caring?

Speaker 2 (39:39):
All right, it's we are trying to work out who
is the biggest?

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Yep, I'm thirteen one O two three? Is it Max?
Or is it me?

Speaker 2 (39:53):
I'm happy for it to be me, but I just
don't think it is. And this is because I invited
everybody over. I wanted to do something nice and put
on some drinks, put on a bit of dinner, put
on a cheese plate, which we've now worked out yes,
might have had some clearance hand, but it was still safe,
no one was sick from it, and basically to really
thank everybody for helping me out over the last couple

(40:14):
of months. And Max Burford not only didn't bother turning up,
but also didn't even text to say he wasn't coming.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
I was down the road because Port Adelaide were playing
a very important semi final against Hawthorne, season on the line,
so I went to watch their team play.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
And I have no events.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Dude, I have no problem with you going and watching
your team. That's why I brought it up that morning.
I said, look, your team's obviously what.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
I wanted to do in the morning.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
And then as the day went on, I knew what
I wanted to do, and I told my wife to
meet me.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
At the football I didn't tell you that I was
going there.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
No, No, Michelle from Monopara, can you weigh into this?

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Who is the bigger I think, oh there is? Sorry,
go on, Michelle, I think you were saying something that
I'm not going to like.

Speaker 11 (41:00):
Hi, am, I think it's Max. A simple text would
have been sufficient saying hey, Alie, sorry, I'm going to
watch pork Power.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
I understand that.

Speaker 8 (41:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
And yeah, I just thought, Michelle that with you know,
eight or nine other people there, really I wouldn't be
missed that much.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
Yeah, but you're so loudest.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
He would have been missed, Now, Michelle, he wasn't missed.
That's okay, that's okay. Have you been bailed on though before?

Speaker 5 (41:33):
Yes, we have.

Speaker 11 (41:34):
We had a party and thirty people said they were
coming and only fifteen arrived.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
I see that, Sung, So you would have had to
eat everything?

Speaker 5 (41:49):
Well we tried.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Yeah, leftovers for a week. I mean, there's worse things
than that, Michelle.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
But no, I get it. I get it. You've told
personal experience. It makes sense. Make one meal, one nil
in who is the bigger?

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Right now we are finding out who Max or Allie
is the biggest? Yeah, one thirteen one O two three.
I invited the entire team over to home. I put
on everything, did the nice big spread, gave them the drinks,
was all, thanked them for being so supportive over the
last few months. Even had Hayley over because she filled

(42:26):
in for me. And I'd said that morning because I
realized that, you know, we worked out this date ages ago,
before Port made the finals, that Port was actually playing,
and not only that, Max had a saw back, so
I'd said to him in the morning, look do you
think you're gonna come?

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Said, I'm not sure yet.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
And then the next thing, I get a photo from
Max in a corporate function at the Port Adelaide final down.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
It's buddy good, nice, glad you enjoyed it. Here's the thing.
Al here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
I actually think I've dodged a bullet here because I
got to eat food that had just been cooked instead
of coming to your house where you were serving dodgy
clearance ham. I got to watch Port I'd Laide have
a great win live, which we never really do in
the finals.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
You remember finals. Crows made them seven years ago.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
And then you had kids running around everywhere in your
house and I don't have to deal with any kids
on a Friday night. So really I'm not unhappy with
how my Friday night went.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
No, well, that's all good, that's all good. Just people
think you're entitled Garry from Andrew's Farm, All right, who's
the bigger one of those?

Speaker 8 (43:27):
I'm getting Mark? Why is that because a report fan,
I'd go to the football. I ever go into a party.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Having a problem.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
I don't have a problem.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
He can go to the footy.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
That is no dramas. It's just the fact that he
just didn't even have the decency to.

Speaker 8 (43:43):
Text I didn't matter, and I'm like I had. We
had a thirtieth to go to on the night of
a showdown. We got kickets to a showdown, so we
went to the showdown. We went to the thirtieth later.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Yeah, I mean you could do yes. Do you know?
Do you know what you could do?

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Carry you or Maxican hang out together. I'll give you
his number personally.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Around one next year. Carry I'll see it up, laid over,
We'll go together.

Speaker 8 (44:11):
No, I'll hold you to that.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Gary.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
I think she's going to Sarah of Abberfare Park. Alright,
who's the biggest slide whistle?

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Come on? It is gone?

Speaker 6 (44:25):
The Maxine? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Why no?

Speaker 6 (44:30):
Because I I think it would be lovely to give
you a give a text to Elie because it's a courtesy.
I he prepped all the food and everything. I think
he should give you her call or text. It wouldn't hurt.
Reason why being said that because I had a friend
back home and I got double booking for that day

(44:51):
and I forgot that I had had a time with
her and I didn't turn up. Guess what what? She
unfriended me and she was upset with.

Speaker 7 (45:01):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
Ali, I haven't checked. But are we still friends on Instagram?

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Or if you unfeeded me?

Speaker 2 (45:07):
The only reason that we're still friends on Instagram because
I don't know how to unfollow.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
Gina in East We always love your opinion, Gina. We
value it very highly, unless you're against me, in which
case we don't value it at all.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
What do you think?

Speaker 11 (45:24):
I am Team Ali all the way? That was just
down right route. What is wrong with you?

Speaker 7 (45:31):
Max?

Speaker 11 (45:32):
You work with her every day. She's a beautiful woman.
I mean she could choose anyone to come to her house.
She invited you and you dumped her.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
But Gina, she invited everyone and they were all there.

Speaker 11 (45:44):
I was, I was came except you without a text,
just a simple text and she would have gone okay,
no problems. Max isn't coming his last.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Credit? What if credit?

Speaker 2 (46:06):
That's my favorite way to win you go hear you?

Speaker 15 (46:10):
Now?

Speaker 2 (46:10):
I just want to repeat, I don't give a toss
that he went to the footy.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
It's just have the decency.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
You youngers don't even text to tell people.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Andrew from allet.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Gove al right, who are you on board with?

Speaker 7 (46:24):
I'm one hundred percent behind Max. I mean you'd come
in with this whole handlesh on him in the morning.
How rude is that? And you expected him to give
up a football? Secondly, who plans a party during the
finals on football?

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Anyway?

Speaker 11 (46:39):
Matter?

Speaker 2 (46:40):
What?

Speaker 7 (46:40):
Then's going in and.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Give up going Andrew going on.

Speaker 5 (46:46):
You're expecting to give up a corporate box, the second
hand cheese, a few crash rices and some reduced hand
for giving up a corporate box, Drew.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
You haven't listened to.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Like so many blokes who tried to have an argument,
you haven't listened.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
We were fine that he went to the footy. I
said you were in morning? No, I said go in
the morning. I said, mate, are you going to go
to the footy? That's fine with you? Saw back blah
blah blah. Just let me know. That's the bit. You
just let me know.

Speaker 7 (47:15):
The fact you're bringing this up on radio and that
you ambushed it means you're not fine with it. She
ruined your whole night.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
Because you're like, where's next, Where's back?

Speaker 4 (47:24):
Button?

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Button pushing virgo button pushing virgoe.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Please come on to the mic now and tell Andrew
exactly how little care we had.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Dolly trying all night Bergo. She was crying, She kicked
everyone out early. She couldn't put together is do you
know what I'm going to do? Andrew? You're going to
go to Greece the musical. I hope you have a
great time.

Speaker 7 (47:44):
Andrew, I'm going to invite you, and if you don't text.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Me, I will absolutely do that Andrew. In fact, I'm
texting you right now.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
That I won't be there with you. All right, legend,
haven't grave on, Buddy, the musical double passes.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
You've got it, enjoy, don't forget. The brand new multi
musical dollar production of Grease. The Musical is now playing
at her Madges for a strictly limited season. Book now
at Grease musical dot com dot A.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
You can we keep Andrew's number on file. I might
need again.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Mix one of two point three Max and Allie in
the morning.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
She's awesome. These guys are great.

Speaker 9 (48:24):
All your three complete tickets are one.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
They certainly are rows of them, not just a double
here and there, but flights, accommodation and a row of
tickets up for grabs. All right, Max, let's send them
out into the world.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Let's go.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
Let's go up into the hills, Let's go to Mount Park.
Good morning, Tiffany.

Speaker 13 (48:47):
Oh my god, you're joking.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
No, I wouldn't joke about something.

Speaker 13 (48:51):
That is so crazy.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Oh my god, Tiffany, is that an accent?

Speaker 13 (48:58):
Yes, I I'm American.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
How did you end up in Mount Boka.

Speaker 13 (49:04):
My I actually married an Australian. So I met my
husband in America and I once I graduated from university,
I moved here. Oh my god, I'm shaking at the moment.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
Tiffany, you seem very very happy in Bobby.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
But do you often laugh when people's when you tell
people that I'm American?

Speaker 13 (49:26):
I do, Yes, I've got a light in the load. Honestly,
you never know what the reaction. You never know what
the reactions are going to get when I tell people.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
That, all right, Tiffany, well, we're happy you're American. We're
happy you called through, but you have to tell us
Watty need Tocy cold playing Melbourne so bad.

Speaker 13 (49:43):
Oh, Honestly, I think it would just be something so
special to share. We got married last year and didn't
get to have a super big honeymoon like so I
think it would just be something really really special to
share with my husband and obviously whoever we get to
bring with us. This year has been kind of like
a really hard year for us, and it would just
be nice to kind of just sit back and enjoy

(50:07):
something special.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Like yeah, oh you sound just so sweet, sweet as Alfa.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
I love it. I love it. And if she goes Allie,
it'll be Tiffany and Co.

Speaker 13 (50:22):
To the Tiffany and and maybe I need to treat
myself to some Tiffany and Curl.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Indeed, hey, look you're definitely in the running. So well
done for that entire row of gold Blade tickets, Tiffany,
all right, so all the very best fingers crossed and
good luck.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Oh my gosh, thank you so much, you guys, naxon Allie,