FULL SHOW #62: WHO IS KENSINGTON'S POO WALKER AND WHY DID THEY DO IT?!

FULL SHOW #62:

WHO IS KENSINGTON'S MYSTERIOUS POO WALKER AND WHY DID THEY DO IT?!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Haley and Max in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
With these two together, anything can happen.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
This is Hailey and Max in the Morning. Adelaide's number one.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's fun, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Oh, good morning, Adelaide.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Happy Tuesday with your showdown tickets they're sold out. We
got him this week, Hailey Pierson and Max Burford. Well,
at least Max is here this morning.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah, some big concerns this morning in the office when
we sat down for our five point thirty meeting, we
go through the show, We go, Oh, anyone got any
news stories from overnight?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Anyone got something to happen at home they really want
to talk about?

Speaker 4 (00:35):
And where do I look but the empty spot on
the couch next to me, Hailey Pierson?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Are you like facing me out of the show? Is
that what's happening? We had one good ratings and we've
had it all. Hang on, where were you? First time ever?
I snoozed. I was in a really good dream. We
got you push the snooze.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
I pressed snooze and I never snoozed. It's something really good.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
I'm telling you. I'm not telling you it was nice.
It was a good dream. Good for you.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Yeah, yeah, that wasn't It was just me.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
It was just me, just hang it out. It was
a great dream.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
And I was a little bit late. But can I
just say every morning I'm here before you. The last
four months.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I've been here before. I'm still here in time for
the meeting. Yeah, yeah, but so am I. I was
a couple of minutes late. Oh guys, do you realize
it was like being me? I can only imagine it's
swimming through Custard every day, Chunky cust everyone's favorite couple
of band. God, can I can I.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Just start the show with a fun factor that I
found out yesterday? Did you know that there's a job
in Adelaide And it's at Spring Gully where they there's
a woman who actually pushes down the pickles on every
jar of the pickles.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
So the machine puts them in, and then she.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
Hand does it and she pushes them down so that
they are all in so the jar area where they're
supposed to be. That is someone's apparently she like left
and she's getting older now, and then she came back.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Because like there was no other no one could do
it as well as she could.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
The push pickle pushing.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, the pickle pusher. Isn't that amazing. What's her name,
I don't know, but I love to meet her. Peter
the pickle Pusher, Yeah, Peter, Peter pickle Pusher. Anyway, that
was a fun fact for you. Is a fun fact,
and I just thought of that. You're forgiven things. I mean,
Jaws movies. Do we get three?

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Three? I reckon Jaws four yesterday? Yeah, down at Henley Beach,
a nice place for Jaws four. Yeah, crazy pictures. A
great white shark stranded at Henley Beach yesterday morning.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
So the way that it went, we just saw the
aftermath of it.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
But everyone that was down there, the beach girls, said
that they spotted this massive shark like over two and
a half meters and it was near the Torrens Outlet
and on Henley Beach. Yeah yeah, and it was swimming
and it swam up onto the sand. They like sort
of directed it back towards the water. And then a
little bit later a shark that everyone thinks is probably
the same shark was proper beached.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
And there's two there's two things to this one. Did
you any part of your brain go that's fake?

Speaker 4 (03:15):
When I saw the pictures because I rolled into Channel
ten and I saw them all coming in on our
little screen with all.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
The I was like, sort of looks like a fake shark.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Yeah, because they've done that before, jim But they did
a massive whale at glenel Ye as an art installation.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
It wasn't a fake show. It wasn't.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
It was but but that's the thing these days, people
go it's fake. And then beck MOR's was sharing. I
was like, well, maybe it's real.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
I trust her, she's trustworthy.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
You know.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
It's actually quite sad, like we're all scared of sharks
and they're coming in so close. It's because the water
is getting warmer and all the algae and stuff, and
then here we go.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
It's true.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
I'm married to a surfer and he knows a lot
about the ocean.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
And what's what's the analysis from Jimmy.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
The water gets warm, it's bad for the environment and
it means that there's more algae in it festas and
then all the sea life die and.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
They just go that's why they're trying to walk on
the beach.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Yeah, but they're coming in close to the water, which
is like to the sand, which is scary for us
because they're.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Coming to like city beaches. But it's warmer near the
I don't know the logistics of it.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
I'm not the environmentalist, but it's true. Have you noticed
how many sharks have been spotted at city beaches now
there has been.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
A spike of sharks like our beaches, York Peninsula beaches,
there's a heap of them.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
The vision I liked when it was coming in.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
All these people, when they realized that they were going
to have an opportunity to get up close and personal
with a two and a half meter great white shark,
like a predator that if it was in the water,
they would be I'm running away from as fasts I can.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (04:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
But when they realized it was dead, like as they
were putting it the surf lifesavers onto a trailer, people
were just like padding it and like slapping its belly
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
No, but it's sad with big mouth open. It is sad.
That's so ugly up there. They're so scary.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
Sharks are like, I don't know, I had a situation.
I know we're talking for way too long here, but
I only found this out recently. And this happened a
long time ago. Jimmy hid it from me, my husband,
so he sh surfs at Waypinger, which is where it's
like really sharky. He was surfing one day someone a
guy got bitten by a shark. Jimmy raced out of
the ocean and was the first on the scene to
help this guy.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
He's in the water. He was okay, came home.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
That day, was a big like, he got the ambulance everything, like,
the guy lived, but he was bitten by a shark.
He never told me that story, told my mom because
my mom saw it on the news and he's like,
don't you.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Dare tell Hayley that I was there. And I found
out years later that he was the one that was
there in the water with a bloody shark and he's
been surfing down there still in the maintime.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, man just wants to get in the green room.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
So true.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
You heard that saying, yeah green room ago, you want
to get into the hood.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Look at you. I get it, I said, God, you're
Mick Fanning. I am on what's cooking? Good looking?

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
We get given a little recipe every single day, Hayley
and I. We get our competitive juice is flowing. We
go head to head with each other. Burgo cook something
up for us. He start as recipes. It is now
morphed into a recipe for suburbs.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, and you can play.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Along as well, because he gives us little clues about
where the suburb is, and then you've got a guess
his name in the suburb. But I know he purposely
chooses places that I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
You do very fair and balance.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
No, you don't know half of the time, but I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
I should win all the time because I'm the od lady,
so I should know all the suburbs in Adelaide, but
I don't because you purposely picked suburbs that I wouldn't know.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
You can't be expected to know everything, Mike. You name
a land Yeah, like name a landmark in renowned park.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Oh that great park, a great park.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
There's lots of good suburbs, but we just haven't had
time to spend time there.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
We need to go around together to visit the suburbs.
Every suburb. Let's do that that one day. That's great.
Put a little mIRC on every suburb. Can we can
we have a little game here, all right?

Speaker 1 (07:05):
The first one essence of Barley Massage.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
Oh, that's definitely semaphore Thailand t Guru Tandery Guru only
road only.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Mumbai, Wilson Park, Oh, the city, the City, Adelaide.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Like a park, Hummock Hill lookout Whaler.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Oh it's not a pretty cool, but.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
All right, there's an inflatable zone in the next one.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Rend mark.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Our Savior. Lutheran School, Uh, West Beach, No Happy Valley Oval.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yes, but remember.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Where I went to school?

Speaker 4 (08:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Same, So it was your second guest, so I get.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
No one knows where you went to school to do
it for you too?

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Alright, tiebreaker, there's a walla cinemas there? Oh, Keith Stevenson Park.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Not that lad, Remember you only get one. So I'm
going to say Mount Barker. I wouldn't be showing off
with that wind. Can't steal my wind, mate. Points on
the board made scoreboard, scoreboard one. Another successful day of.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Everyone remembers when you say something about Mary.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
They think of the hair scene.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
We're watching with our two kids, and I said to Jimmy,
let's just fast forward that part, and he's like, so
should just talk to him about it.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Let's be real.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
There's a scene where the guy does what he needs
to do.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
He has some alone time, and the product of his
alone time somehow finds its way in a camera.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Dass hair, she thinks it's hair gel.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
I've got a little bit of audio of Alphie's reaction.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Have a listen. He then said to me, does Mum eat?

Speaker 4 (09:15):
It?

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Is that how I became a baby. Mummy may have
previously but got in this scenario with That's how he
founded about the birds of the bees.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Wow, Dave in Sky, tell us about the birds and
the bees in your life.

Speaker 8 (09:29):
When I was about eight years old, we had a
stallion that people used to bring their mares around to
get service. My question was to Dad, how do they
know when the mayors already? And Dad would say, well,
they come on heat. So I said to him, well,
is that how it works with mum? She comes on
heat and you know when to make babies. And it
sort of progressed from there.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yes, listening to your.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Voice, Dave, I think there's a few women in our
lady who are suddenly pregnant. It's a hard thing to
describe to kids without you don't want to lose their innocence,
but we also want to be real.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
So we've come up together with a bit of a
well a storybook really. We've tried to make it nice
and PG rated. And you, if you were in this
position like Hayley, you'll be able to play this to
your young inquisitive children, and it will.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Make sense to them because we're using things that they
know of, like nerf guns, the birds, the bees, and
the sticky stuff by Haley and Max.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Once upon a time there was a mummy and the daddy,
or two mummies and the donor, or two daddies and
a surrogate, or one person identifying as a cat.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
We get it. At least two parties. They love each other.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
And when these people or animals or as call him
a mum and a dad, you know what, Let's do that, Okay,
When this mummy and daddy love each other very much,
they might decide their love is so great they want.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
To have a baby so they can grow their love
even further.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Now, on the subject of growing, this will play a
part in how babies are made. You see, in most cases,
Daddy's ding doom is a lot like a NERF gun,
except imagine a NERF gun that shoots three hundred million
sticky darts with each pull of the trigger.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Mummy has an oven in her tummy where she can
cook up a baby. And one of the most important
ingredients is one of these three hundred million sticky nerve
darts from Daddy.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
And if you want to get one of those darts
in mummy's tummy oven, where do you need.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
To shoot the gun.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Well, some people like to eat the sticky darts as
a treat. Other people like to shoot them all over
the place and wipe them up later. But the only
way to make a baby is by aiming the sticky
darts into a well lubricated front door.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
Once a dart finds its way into the oven, Mummy
has to cook it for nine months while Daddy gets
further and further away from the oven door.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
There will come a time where Daddy can only shoot
nerf guns by himself well Mummy is out of the house.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
He may even use tissues as target practice.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
After nine months, mummy's oven goes dem and Mummy often
screams with love and happiness for a few days as
the oven door has its hinges blown off, sometimes with
permanent damage. But it's all worth it because a brand
new baby has.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
Been born, and Mummy and Daddy will look lovingly into
each other's eyes, amazed at what they had created because
they love each.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Other so much.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
The end.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Lea should do that in schools.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
I'm just taking a call right now from that giraffe
that goes around in the little caravan its little healthy kids.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yes, sorry, I'm going to take this. You want to
run it everywhere? Oh my god, we'll get it out
to you immediately.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Was us weird.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Heely's houtch tea.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
That's going on all right?

Speaker 5 (12:46):
If you love fashion, today's the day.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
It's met Gala.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
In about thirty minutes, we're going to start seeing all
the outfits.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Rolled down mcar It's a fashion Grandpa. It's a Grand
final of New York Game.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
If you don't know, Met Gala is actually a fundraiser
for the Costume Institute of the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
So celebrities actually have to be invited, and if you
are invited, you have to pay to come over one
hundred and fifteen thousand dollars it costs for.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Ticket to go.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
And this is this is like an a wind tour,
is like the share of the event.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
She is the she is the fashion Queen of the world.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
This year's theme is super Fine Tailoring Black Style, Yeah,
which plays a tribute to the black dandy style of fashion,
which I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
What that is.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
I did look it up and it's turned off, but
it is essentially I wish I canna at that exact
moment you're about to see them all rolling in. There's
a lot of like suits and but it's not just
a classic cut suits, like double breasted suits, and they've
got little things on their lapels and bits of jewelry.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
And like things that pop off.

Speaker 9 (13:50):
Ah.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
I like things that pop off. Yeah, things that pop off,
silly fashion like I wear, Well.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
It's not quite silly.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
I've just seen Lewis Hamilton walk down and he's sort
of got like a little it's almost like a beret,
like a Cuban dictator.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Cuban dictator beret.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah, like they look classy. I've just seen Sydney a
video of Sydney Sweeney.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Is she there?

Speaker 5 (14:11):
Look?

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah, she's amazing. He's got the best body.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
Kim Kardashian is going to be there, She's we've seen
photos of her preping.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Rihanna wear something very revealing. No, I never Whoopy Goldberg.
I love Whoopy.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey apparently going to be there
because he's in New York at the moment. Gail King
Amy lou Wood. Now she is the girl from White Lotus,
the Teeth girl. I love her so much. I just
I'm obsessed with her. She's going to be there Chapel Roane.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
So that's gonna be amazing. We will probably have more
details on that tomorrow because we'll have more of the
crazy pictures coming in today. So I'm gonna wear something outrageous,
speaking a crazy Maxi boy.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
Diddy's trial begins today and jury selection begins. Can you
imagine being on that jury? Have you seen it in
any of the Diddy kind of docos, the stuff that
he's done allegedly, So he faces life in prison on
racketeering and sex trafficking charges.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
What is racketeering? Racketeering?

Speaker 4 (15:08):
Again, my computer turned off to Starfreid looked it up,
but it is to do with essentially making money out
of nefarious things.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Briberry. All that's making fake businesses to make money. That
all falls up the racketeering. It's like gangsters didn't.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
It's kind it's very weird, and I think there's a
lot of celebrities involved with this. He's pleaded not guilty
to the charges and turned down the plea deal from
prosecutors about ten days ago. His legal team, though, were
confident that he's going to win the lawsuit. He's basically
arguing that he's a swinger and all sexual encounters were consensual.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I'm not sure about that.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
All all the deaths that have just happened around him.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
That's why he had a thousand bottles of baby oil
in his house.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Yeah, that was weird, right, Why do you have a
thousand bottles of baby oil?

Speaker 2 (15:48):
The boys?

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Are you doing that?

Speaker 2 (15:50):
That's bros.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
I think it's going to be very messy court case,
so we'll have more details in it's because of all
the baby oil.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah, sticky, you can't get that off.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Twenty three the top and I cannot wait for DM dilemma.
It's going to blow things up.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
You think that's a dilemma.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
What about the lady that's just done a big pooh
on someone's driveway.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
I don't know if that's a dilemma. That's something seriously awful.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Yeah, we've got a driveway a driveway defecator.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Sorry, if you're eating your breakfast right now.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
We have seen stories of pooh joggers previously around Australia.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
We have our very own up in Kensington Gardens.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
Right now, Lardi dar Leafy, Kensington Garden.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
It's a lovely part of Adelaide.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
Someone has gone for the walk, gone into a driveway,
done a pooh ye and then left left.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
They left the evidence there and the people who own
the house have got cameras. They have caught the person
dropping off their business in the driveway on camera and
they have put signs up on Glenburn Road in Kensington
Gardens saying this to the lady who defecated on our
driveway at approximately seven to fifty deen this morning while

(17:01):
walking your dog. You were recorded on our security cameras
defecating on our private driveway. We have clear video footage
of the incident. You have forty eight hours to return
and properly clean up your mess. If not, we will
have no choice but to circulate the photos from the
footage to identify you.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
Please do the right, Please do it go back, because
those photos will go everywhere. You'll be all over the
news seven ten nine, we'll all be sharing it.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Don't do it because I want to see who you are.
I want the photos leaked part of me is a
little bit worry.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
Like the first thing I thought of was my mum
and dad live in that area and.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
They've got weak out. My mom doesn't have a dog.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
But imagine if it was someone that was just so
busting to go to the toilet and when you know
that moment where you're like I actually can't hold it,
I can't hold it anymore.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
I get that, And they just needed to get it
out at the very least yearing, But how do you
clean it up? What are you going to clean up with?
She should have dog bags, shouldn't she she had a dog, Yeah,
she could have picked up her human bags.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
We wanted to get it out really fast, move on
like fast. It's either that or it's the person knows
who lives there.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Ah a little revenge.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
Pooh yeah, like it's an X or something and you're
like this, she'll get you.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Show. Yeah, yeah, it's me dropping my dacks.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
We had when I mum and Dad's house around the
corner from that, there was a lane that like just
for walking, you couldn't drive a car up at real
skinny and I reckon twenty nineteen, just after I moved
out of home, there was a person that was doing
poos in the lane?

Speaker 5 (18:39):
What Yeah, how do you know it was a person?
What's the difference between human pooh and dog?

Speaker 4 (18:44):
You've picked up enough dog pood to probably see that
there can be size differences.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Not really as in the way it forms. I don't
know what you mean. Yeah, humans, yeah, eat more. Yeah,
but it's also gross. Who goes into a lane and
goes the toilet? Go to the toilet. This could be
a thing for some people, that's just what they're into.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Someone called us, yes, Blaster in Salisbury, North I.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
Don't have it open, So you tell me, Blaster, have
you got a story about this? Or you can just
say that you are the pooper.

Speaker 8 (19:18):
I'm not the prooper.

Speaker 10 (19:21):
We were having a house build back in two thousand
and two and my husband and the builders weren't using
the toilet that was provided on site, so they were
just crapping behind the shed.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
Oh why why why do people think it's okay to
do this?

Speaker 2 (19:36):
You're not a dog?

Speaker 10 (19:38):
Yeah, I don't know. We didn't discover it until after handover,
so you know, we complained to the builder and they
literally denied it. They said, prove it. We couldn't prove it,
so we had to clean up the mess.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Do you mean you couldn't prove it Wasn't it just
a pile of poop?

Speaker 6 (19:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (19:54):
There was, but yeah, to paper and all.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
This is where I was going to go.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
My thing here is surely pulling up your decks after
doing a pool and not using toilet paper.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Is one of the grossest, grossest things human can do.
It can't be more gross.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
So these blokes in your house, we're taking a roll
of toilet paper and just doing it standing up.

Speaker 10 (20:17):
And the house the house was under construction, so there
wasn't they provided their own toilet paper. They were just
going behind the shed standing up.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
We are all adults here. This is so gross.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
Why do you think it's okay to just do that?

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Not in a toilet.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
Like this? There's so many public toilets around.

Speaker 10 (20:37):
And then the builders provided a toilet on site.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Yeah, they've got the porter poo someone one of the
one of the big builders, probably rolling their.

Speaker 10 (20:46):
You know, not excusing, not excusing their behavior, but have
you ever used it on site toilet?

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Pretty gross? Thank you blaster, appreciate the call.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
Please dig a hole, come on, dig and then cover.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
It up and do what you care about in the
Median stripping Kens.

Speaker 11 (21:08):
If you've got problems, they've got answers. This is Haley
and maxis DM dilemma.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
Yeah, you can DM us anytime. We love getting a DMS.
The saucier the better, don't we.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yeah, we love being ow to help. Yes, we do
our best.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
We just argue with each other. But then people have
Adelaide swoop in on thirty one, O two three and
really come to the rescue. We've got a DM this
week from Aaron in Panorama, and it is a topic
that I know Haley and I are going to argue about.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
I'm gonna argue with us Adelaide. Aaron is on the line. Aaron,
what is your dilemma?

Speaker 1 (21:42):
So hard wonder say?

Speaker 12 (21:43):
But I've lived my wife with theen together for two years,
happily married.

Speaker 13 (21:47):
But you see the thing is.

Speaker 12 (21:49):
That my wife's got these crazy eating habits at night.
So now I'm finding we'll be watching TV Netflix.

Speaker 13 (21:56):
And suddenly she's ordering Ubery. It was fine, it was
flying about six months ago, but now it's like these
late night eating habits. It's kind of I notice she's
been putting on weight.

Speaker 12 (22:06):
I don't know how to this, and in fact, it's
kind of I don't know, guys, it's kind of snowball now.

Speaker 13 (22:13):
So like she's she's put on quite a considerable.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Man of weight.

Speaker 12 (22:16):
And I mean I haven't said anything, but I think
when she's like trying on things and dresses and stuff.

Speaker 13 (22:21):
She can tell I don't even have to do anything
in my body language. You can see that. Like I'm
obviously looking at.

Speaker 8 (22:26):
Her a different way.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Aaron, what are you saying a wife's put on a
lot of weight?

Speaker 13 (22:32):
But and like I'm just losing attraction for her.

Speaker 12 (22:36):
I still, you know, we've been you know, good mates
and everything, but it's just like you know, the romantic romantic.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Side of it is just tough.

Speaker 13 (22:45):
Yeah, because yeah it's physical, right.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
And so you fell in love with yeah, but did
you fall in love with them just because of the
way they look? But it's a factor. Hang on, are
you saying because.

Speaker 5 (22:54):
She's put on a little bit of weight, which a
lot of people do, and a lot of people can't
help her a lot too.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
He's saying she put on a lot of way and
he's less attracted to her.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Now, this is really not what I've going up for.

Speaker 13 (23:07):
I truly when we first got together, you know this
was not in the marriage contract. You know that, like
you know that that was going to change.

Speaker 5 (23:15):
Can I say if it was in the marriage contract,
I would have been her friend and said, don't you
dare marry this guy? Because it's not about that she's
put on a bit of weight. It's trying to say
as a woman, she knows she's put on weight. She's
probably feeling a bit crap about herself for you to
come on radio and talk about her like that, and
how you know.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
I don't think it's going to work. I don't know
if I'm attracted her anymore.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
He's so horrible, really, he's coming to us for help
because he's in this position that a lot of people
have been in before, and he's saying, I fell in
love with my wife, I still like my wife. Like
she's just put on a lot put words in his mouth. Fish,
she's just put on a lot of weight from the
person that I married. And I can understand how that
might be, Like.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
Oh, well, but do you understand we all change, We're
all going to age one day.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
There's a difference between aging and ordering uber eats every
night and putting on twenty or thirty kilos.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Oh my god, I'm not saying.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
It like the food as well.

Speaker 13 (24:10):
It's not like she's ordering you know, like sushi or something,
you know, like Hungry Jack. You know, three nights a week.
It's a bit of March now, guys.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
So if from nothing else, from Aaron's perspective, it's it
would be healthy for her to have the change back
to what she was before, because it's good for her livelihood.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
I would like you to say that maybe she's put
on a bit of way and maybe she's not feeling
as good about herself.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Not like I'm not attracted to her anymore.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
You just stop painting him as the bad guy. He
hasn't come on here and said I hate my wife.
You're saying, oh, you guys, help me out. I love
my wife, but I'm less attracted to it.

Speaker 13 (24:43):
Oh, I just don't really want to get get that
way in the bedroom now, because you know, like it.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeah, it just wasn't like it, Haley, what happened to
unconditional love?

Speaker 4 (24:54):
No, but you can understand how when you were meeting
someone for the first time with a relationship shit hopefully
in mind, like when you're meeting Jimmy, there is an
element of being attracted to what they look like.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah, but that's not why I'm with him.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
I don't love someone because of what they look like,
but I love someone their personality.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
It helped you for that.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
I don't find I'm not attracted to anybody because of
the way they look.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
What I'm not, I don't.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
I think I can see that people are good looking
or whatever, but I'm not attracted to anyone unless I
know their personality, because that's what matters.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
That's what matters. So like Julia or Brad Pitt or people,
they're good looking, but that's not why I would love someone.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
I love them for who they are.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Yeah, but when you were first meeting this person, you
can see my point. When you were first meeting this person,
and there's an element of attraction the way they.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
Look, Yeah, of course you want to be attracted to them.
And he was about physical attraction.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Aaron was attracted in a way to her looks as
well as her personality when they got and now she's
got rid of half of that, she's changed the way
she looked what she fell.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Can we put this out to adelaide?

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Whatever you do, Aaron, my opinion is you cannot say
to her that you are not attracted to her.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
That is awful.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
She will hate herself if anything, you say, let's get
healthy together, Let's do something together.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
How are you feeling? Ask her the reason why she's
eating so much. Maybe she's really sad. Let's put it
out to our listeners. Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 11 (26:18):
If you've got problems, They've got answers. Ns is Haley
and maccess DM Galama.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Emails Breakfast at Mix one of two to three dot
com that are you slide into the meek Satellite Instagram
DMS with whatever your dilemma might be.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Aaron in Panorama did exactly that. He slid into our
DMS and we just heard from him on the phone.
He has been married for a couple of years to
his wife. He still loves his wife, but since they
got married, she has developed a bit of an eating habit.
She orders ruber, eats unhealthy things all the time, and
she's put on a stack of weight. And he is
starting to get to a point where he's not as
attracted to his wife anymore, which I can the realist

(26:55):
in me can see it.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Hailey is battling with this.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
Yeah, just the way he was talking It's like that
how she looks is more important than You don't love
someone for how they look.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
You love someone for.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
Their heart and their soul and who they are as
a person.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
They all go into the rest.

Speaker 5 (27:10):
He seems so shallow to get on and go. I'm
not attracted to her.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
We've already argued on the radio. Sometimes you can't put it.
I want to keep arguing.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
We've already argued. Let's have Adelaide join us now in
the argument. Veronica in Henley Beach, what do you reckon?

Speaker 13 (27:24):
V Oh, my god, what a pig of a man.
I am lost for words. My goodness.

Speaker 14 (27:32):
Maybe he needs to sit down and look at the
reasons why she's eating.

Speaker 8 (27:34):
Maybe she's unhappy.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yeah, that's what I reckon.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
There's always a reason why you're doing something.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Everything about some advice, then, Veronica, if you've so staunchly
taken that view, that's absolutely fine. We like it.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
But it is a dm dlema. We want to help here.
So what can Aaron do?

Speaker 10 (27:50):
Well, maybe he needs to sit down and have this
conversation with his wife and ask say to her, I've
noticed you've been eating a little bit more than normal.

Speaker 13 (28:00):
Okay, have that chat. Don't just knock her down because
you've found you should.

Speaker 10 (28:04):
Put on some weight.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
How would you go with that conversation though, if someone
sat you down and said, I notice you've been eating
a bit more and you've put on some weight.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Veronica, I think.

Speaker 13 (28:12):
It was it was from my husband, who I knew
loved me. I wouldn't.

Speaker 10 (28:15):
I wouldn't find it a problem.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Do you know what it's like?

Speaker 15 (28:17):
Though?

Speaker 5 (28:18):
You might lose your hair one day, Max, Sure, Alisa
might go, I don't. I'm not really attracted you anymore
because you've lost your hair.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
But I can't do anything about that. Yeah, but you
can be healthy. You can do something about that. There
are hair plugs.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
I'm flying to Turkey, but you don't care about their
not you, Max, I'm talking about Aaron. It sounds like
he doesn't care about the healthy side of things. He
cares about aesthetics. Okay, which is that's what's irking Veronica
and I I understood, Veronica, you're calling it.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Scharen O'Sullivan's beach. What do you think about this DM
dilemma for Aaron?

Speaker 15 (28:50):
I think that he should tell her. Yeah, to be honest,
I've been in that situation myself recently where I gained
lots away doing UNI and I was thanking what's whiney
and whats of chocolate and Uber was my best friend
and it just become a routine and a habit, like
you just want that bad food. And if my husband
had said something to me, I'd be so much more happier.

Speaker 8 (29:11):
Now.

Speaker 15 (29:12):
I know a lot of probably Adelaide and Australia's gonna
hate me for saying this, but honest, honestly, my husband
absolutely loves me, tells me I look perfect then now everything.
But if he had actually just said, hey, babe, I
noticed that now you're just wearing pajamas when you get home,
it would have boost my confidence because now I'm working

(29:32):
so hard, training so hard. My health, my asthma started
playing up. We all start noticing it. You get shaped,
you know, look at the bigger picture. And I went
from a five six to or fourteen, so and it
isn't so tough. It is so tough, and my health
as well, Like you just start noticing everything, you know,
you start having hard yeah, yeah, everything. So I think,

(29:55):
be honest, but in a nice, kind hearted way, and
even jump on board and go to the gym with her,
or eat with her, you.

Speaker 14 (30:03):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 15 (30:04):
We're a team. And yeah, and if my husband had
just said something nice and I needed something because I
was exhausted and tired, maybe help her out around the house.
If you've got kids as well, just start doing those
extra things so then she can go to the gym,
or she can cook dinner, or you cooked dinner.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Love it. It's great adviceory and it's from someone who's
been there. This is all part of how we were
going to help out Aaron here as a team.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
Next, we've got a guys perspective on Aaron's dilemma.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Yeah, yeah, if you've got something as well, please they
don't want to Two three, we would love love love you.

Speaker 11 (30:42):
If you've got problems, They've got answers. This is Haley
and maxis d M dilemma.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
All right, we do have a DM dilemma from Aaron
in Panorama who called us and said that his wife.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Has been eating a lot lately.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
She's put on a stack of weight, he's saying on
the radio, which upset me, saying I'm not attracted to her.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
He said, I'm less attractive to her now than I
was when we got married.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
It's such a sensitive topic. I hate even using the
word fat because I think.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
It's a gross word.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
But it's something that a lot of people have been
through and a lot of Adelaida's got strong opinions on it,
on it and we want to help out Aaron and
help out ourselves to Otherwise, Haley and I am just
going to argue with each other. So on Thurday one
or two three, Graham in Penfield Gardens, what do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Graham? Help out Aaron here?

Speaker 9 (31:25):
Well, I think Aaron needs to look inside of himself
and consider what he's only seemed to be caring about
what he feels, not what his lady feels.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Now, I've been married.

Speaker 9 (31:35):
I've been married three times. Okay, they didn't work out.
I was with a lady for twenty years and tried
to help.

Speaker 8 (31:41):
Well, that didn't work out.

Speaker 9 (31:43):
Now, it's not all about yourself. If you love someone,
and I mean love nowadays just flippery and our day,
you know you're cared, you gave a shit, and you
actually cared so much about the person you do everything
with him to help them.

Speaker 13 (31:56):
Now he needs to do this.

Speaker 9 (31:57):
So I agree with you, Hailey totally. Here. I don't
agree with the You've got to look deeper in love.
Love is not a slittery thing. You have to look
deep and if you love someone and show them.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Your care, Graham, was there any bit of you in
any of the partners that you said you've had in
the past. Was there any bit of you that you
know fell in love a little bit at least with
the way that they looked like that helps drag you
in in the first place.

Speaker 9 (32:21):
Actually, no, made it was all about personality, and I like.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
Wow, personality is why you love someone. You can be
I think you can have lust over somewhat someone looks like,
but not love. Can't love someone just because the way
they look.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
No, it just sort of drags you in the first place.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
It's like the shiny fish in the ocean with the
light dangling down and they're like the Dina Graham.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
I love your opinion. Thank you so much for calling
our show. Anna Lisa in Angelbar, what are you thinking
on this? Aaron thinks his wife has put on what
he's not attractive to her anymore.

Speaker 7 (32:53):
Oh yeah, I think it's not very nice. But I've
put on I mean, I'm in my late fifties and
my husband as well well, he turned sixty. We were
both put on weight. But with us women we've put
on of fighting children or with us in our fifties

(33:14):
we go through menopause. Depends on yeah, your lifestyle and
things like that. But it's supposed to be your marrit
it's for better or worse. So it maybe help each
other and just talk about you know, tell her that
you know, I think you've put on a bit of way.
I'll you know, support to help you get lose a

(33:38):
bit of weight, go training with you or yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Or change, you can do it together. See with guys,
it's easy.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
Women go through so many hormonal changes, max that you'll
get to a point in your life where you realize this,
Well you have a baby and some women cannot lose weight.
They do everything they can to back and I lost
all this self esteem.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Don't get me wrong.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
I absolutely do not expect everyone to remain or to
become Victoria's secret models in their lives.

Speaker 11 (34:02):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
We would love to, but we can't. We would all
love it, but it's just not going to happen. We
get that.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
I like to think I'm speaking for all men when
I say we understand that but it's nice to you know, know,
what you married is what they want to do, That's
what they want to say.

Speaker 5 (34:19):
What he married is his person and if she puts
on a bit of way, that's not what I signed
up for.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Now.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
You signed up to be with someone for better or worse,
through sickness and in health.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Okay, let's go to Angie in Linton. Angie, what do
you reckon?

Speaker 14 (34:31):
I think that there's something deeper going on with her
that he hasn't worked out what the trigger for that is.
So so, his beautiful wife has something that's bothering her
that she's comfort eating for and he hasn't identified a
chiming of that starting to occur, and he needs to

(34:52):
go going, you know, like this has been going on
now for some months. Don't talk about food, whatever you do, Aaron,
do not talk about food, but talk about the weight.
Just say hey, I've noticed that things have changed.

Speaker 16 (35:05):
What's going on?

Speaker 14 (35:06):
What was the trigger for this? Darling? How can I
help you?

Speaker 4 (35:09):
What?

Speaker 5 (35:09):
What?

Speaker 14 (35:10):
Where are we at? And I love you and I
want to support you, but I don't understand what changed.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
What I do like here is that most of our callers,
whether whatever side of the fence you're on, and Angie
sort of drives it home here is that everyone sort
of agrees that maybe little chat, Yeah, we're in this together,
whatever side of the fence you're on.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
That is such a good opinion. Let's get Aaron on next.
He's heard all of your opinions and we'll see what
he wants to do.

Speaker 11 (35:39):
If you've got problems theve God answers. This is Haley
and maxis d M Dialamma.

Speaker 5 (35:47):
All right, thank you Adelaide for always being part of
our DM dilemma. You can DM us anytime. Max and
I love it when we get you dms. We read
them all and we if you want us to talk
about it, we will talk about other radio.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
We had Aaron and Panorama messages this morning.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
He said that loves his wife have been together for
a few years, but you know, over the last year
she's been hitting her breads through hard.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
She's been eating a lot and she has put on
a lot of weight.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
Yes to him, and he's not happy about it. So okay, Aaron,
you've heard what Adelaide has to say, heard our opinions.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
We're on different side of the fance.

Speaker 12 (36:18):
What are you thinking now, Yeah, I reckon, I'm going
to talk to her tonight, and I just yeah, I
want to say, I'm.

Speaker 17 (36:26):
Actually feeling really inspired about this because it's been a
bit of an oversight like this. Yeah, I just haven't
really been maybe paying close enough attention to her. There's
obviously something going on that I just I've maybe missed,
and I'm gonna I'm just going to break the eyes
and really have that chat with her tonight.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
So how do you approach that conversation, Aaron? Is A
is it a let's talk about your waiter or how
are you going to get into this?

Speaker 13 (36:50):
I just think focusing on the health aspect, because yeah,
it is. It is more. It's like I care about her,
and it's more the fact that she's putting a lot
of stuff in abody that's not the healthiest. So it's
not really about the way at the end of the day,
it's more about her being healthy and living a long life.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
Aaron, I've got to say, when you first jumped on
the phone, I really just wanted to jump through the
phone and grab your jugular.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Now you stood up at one we just so did.
I was so annoying.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
Now you're saying it in a much nicer, better, more
loving way. So I think that's helped our listeners have helped.

Speaker 17 (37:23):
Yeah, no, thanks you guys. I love listening to you,
and yeah, this is really going to help us, because yeah,
I do love it.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
So Aaron, really appreciate your time. There's a lot of
people that have probably been in the same boat as you.
Hopefully you've got something out of that. Good luck with
your wife, all right.

Speaker 13 (37:39):
Thanks, cheers, match, Thank you, good guys.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Another one solved, well done. Another one at as that
was actually good. I was happy with that resolution.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Yeah, he's a good fellow. He's a good fellaw underneath
all that. Thank you all adelaide for helping whatever side
of the fence you're on. We did say we had
one hundred dollars hungry Jack's vouch you to give away.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
I'm going to go with Shari in O Sullivan speech.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
I really like the shadow personal stories like I've been
here before for me, what's going to work for him?

Speaker 5 (38:04):
Thank you for being opening hours, HJS for you.

Speaker 16 (38:07):
Yeah, talking to some of that eggs Benny, ten questions,
sixty seconds, a thousand dollars, okay, Alien Max's money minute.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Stop.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
But let's just give away a thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Let's do it. We want someone to win today, don't we,
Max we do. We have to give it away. We
have to give the money away every single week, but
we'd love to do it early. Let's do it on
a Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
And why not ten questions, sixty seconds, get them all right,
win the grand That's exactly what Sally in Coramandal Valley
is going to do today.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Sally, you're a school teacher.

Speaker 11 (38:39):
Yes, I am Sally.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
I love the name Sally. That was my first dog's name, Sally.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Thanks Sally. Did you listen at seven o'clock when I
gave away all of the answers?

Speaker 14 (38:53):
I really wish I did, but no I didn't.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
Oiant going rogue and cheating was not worth it in
the end. But the good news is, Sally, these questions
ain't that hard and you are very much a chance anyway,
I reckon.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
All right, these are the rules. We must accept your
first answer. If you pass, we will come back.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
To it at the end.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
All right, okay, good luck, salaire.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
You hick a thousand dollars your money minute. Sally starts. Now,
what is half of eighty forty? What suburb is the
Royal Adelaide Hospital in.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
A path? What is the capital of France Paris? What
color is the woolworst logo?

Speaker 5 (39:35):
Green?

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Is doci? A rapper or a frozen yogurt brand?

Speaker 14 (39:40):
Frozen Yoga?

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Which car brand is abbreviated to VW folk Flagon? What
planet is known as the red planet?

Speaker 7 (39:49):
Ahma?

Speaker 2 (39:50):
What sport is played at Adelaide Oval during winter.

Speaker 14 (39:54):
Footy?

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Who are the parents of Lisa Simpson margin Homer? What
material do carpenters usually work with?

Speaker 4 (40:03):
Would?

Speaker 2 (40:04):
What suburb is the Royal Adelaide Hospital in.

Speaker 14 (40:07):
In Adelaide City?

Speaker 2 (40:09):
All right, locked and.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
Load edge half of eighty forty? Yes?

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Well done? Are you there? Are you nervous right now?
Aren't you? Because you don't know if you've got I?

Speaker 5 (40:20):
Am?

Speaker 10 (40:21):
I am?

Speaker 8 (40:22):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (40:23):
Royal Adelaide Hospital is in Adelaide. Yes, capital of France Pari. Yes,
woolworst logo is green. The car brand abbreviated to the
W is Volkswagen. The planet that is the red planet Mars? Yes,
sport played Adelaide over in winter AFL You said footy? Yes,

(40:44):
Lisa Simpson's parents are Homer and March. Okay, you've got carpenters.
They work with wood. That's nine so far.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
You have one question.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
That was probably the only tricky question in there.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Know, is do Chi a.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
Rapper or a frozen yogurt brand? Yeah, you said frozen yogurt,
which is yo Chie, but don't.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Chi is a rapper? Sally.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
I tried so hard to enunciate it as well because
I knew it was a tricky question.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Don't do chie.

Speaker 6 (41:27):
I'm so sorry, exactly wraps about very relatable mixed Hey, Sally,
win win a thousand, but we did win ninety which
ain't that bad at all.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
All right, thank you? Sorry, Sally. I'm going to tell
off our producer.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
That was two that was silly Chi and yo Chi
together in the same question and answer.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Too tricky, not.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Bad to lose, Luke and Luke don't have to keep
the money, producer, Luke so annoying.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
All right, Tomorrow tomorrow the day.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
We'll get it.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
We'll give it away tomorrow ninety bucks. Is Sally? Well done?
Max Showdown, hold down? That's yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
Maybe we're having a hoe down at the Woolshed on Friday.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
We're doing the show live from there, the iconic.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
Woolshed, you know, the woolshed that's on Heinley Street, the
seven bars, three levels, five dance floors, and that mechanical ball.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
I've never written it. Have you written it before? Once?
I reckon many minutes ago after a couple of Bundy.
You've got good thighs. I feel like you'd stayed on
for quite a while, quite strong. Noticing my thighs.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
I'm not going to say that I've noticed any part
of your body, because that would be bad on the
radio to say.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
I've just said it to you. I'm allowed to be
creepy if you're not. It's twenty twenty five, all right.
So what we want is we want you to come
down to our hotout and we.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
Want you to get on that mechanical bull, and we
want you to write it for as long as you
possibly can. And the people who write it the longest,
the first ten people that write it the longest win
tickets the showdown.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
First ten people that write it the longest, you know
what I mean, The people that write it the longest.
There ten of you.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
We've got ten double passes to the showdown sold out
this weekend, Port Adelaide and the Crows Port Adelaide.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Surely bouncing back from what happened last weekend. I should hope.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
Now what you have to do is jump online register
at our website mix one and two three, dot com
dot au.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
That's exactly what Tabitha in Lockley's has done. Morning Tabitha,
Good morning Haley, Max.

Speaker 10 (43:25):
How are you very well?

Speaker 4 (43:28):
We have heard that there could be a bit of
an issue with your registration, Tabby.

Speaker 14 (43:34):
Yes, there is a slight issue. I can't get the
time off work and I really want to participate.

Speaker 10 (43:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (43:42):
Yeah, it's a new job and everything, and yeah, I
just can't get the time off.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
How new was this job? Six weeks? After six weeks?
So could you say that you're going?

Speaker 5 (43:57):
You can't say you're sick because then there'll be stories
of onna.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Yeah me call your boss.

Speaker 14 (44:05):
I could just take it sick.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Yeah, starting to get yeah, very very sore.

Speaker 14 (44:14):
Oh I can feel something coming on.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (44:17):
What do you do.

Speaker 13 (44:19):
Medical reception?

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Yeah, that's kind of important. Are you or port?

Speaker 14 (44:25):
I'm cro yeah?

Speaker 5 (44:28):
Anyone all right? I would say that, Oh, don't you dare?
I would say that I would ride for you, but
I'm writing anyway.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
I don't want me ready for ale and I are
going to have a go anyway, I've got an idea.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Yeah, we're going to have a go, but just for fun.

Speaker 18 (44:41):
But can we have like an absentee deal if you
can't make it, like Tabitha can't make it because of
her angry boss, a horrible boss that wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Let her be there on Finda again, Haley's words.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
Not this. Maybe we could ask our horrible boss.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Yeah, they are also Hailey's words to maybe stand in
we get him to ride the bull?

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Do you and Stephen Stephen?

Speaker 4 (45:10):
Would you Tabitha if our boss like he's he's a
gangly man, but I'm sure like he's from South Africa,
I'm sure that he's ridden some animals before tall and Skinny.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
He's definitely written an elopment.

Speaker 13 (45:22):
You can really do that for me?

Speaker 14 (45:23):
That's amazing. Oh my god, I don't know what to say.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Hang with us, Tabitha.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
We're gonna ask Stephen and if he can ride the
ball and come in the top ten, you get show
down tickets? Right?

Speaker 13 (45:34):
Oh my god, that would mean so much to me.

Speaker 14 (45:36):
If I could, you know, present my son with some
tickets to go to the showdown.

Speaker 8 (45:39):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Yeah, Okay, keep adding the pressure on our boss.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
All right, stay there, we will ask our horrible boss Steven.

Speaker 10 (45:46):
People do it.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Thank you all.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
If everyone else who wants to get along to the
Showdown Holdown. For those sold our Showdown tickets, go to
Mix one of two three, dot com dot are you.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Register for the Showdown hold Down and you know it's
sold out.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
But you still can access the game with the Port
Adelaide two game pass as well, I think for seventy
five bucks or something.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
All right, that's all coming up next.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Ali Max's Showdown hold Down. That's just shown. Yes, we
are doing the Showdown Hodown this Friday. We're going to
be live doing our show from the wollshit.

Speaker 19 (46:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
We're giving away tickets to.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
The Showdown noting not a place that you'd usually spend
a Friday morning or a Friday night, but we'll be
there and the people that come down your register at
mix one and two three, dot com dot AU. The
top ten who can last on the famous Mechanical Ball
the longest will win a double pass to Saturday nights
sold out Port Adelaide and Adelaide Crow's Showdown.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
I'm so excited. We're going to go together. We are Crows.
And power next to each other. You and I are
going to go together. Tabitha has registered, and we've been
speaking to Tabitha still with us.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Tabbi, I sure, I am.

Speaker 5 (46:57):
I think for you.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
She is an issue with Tabitha registration is that she's
just got a new job. She's a medical receptionist. She
can't take a day off.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
Yeah, her horrible boss has said no. So we're getting ale.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
A very normal and nice boss and a new job
she just got.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
I mean, come on, we're getting our horrible boss in
the studio right now. Stephen, would you please ride the
mechanical bull for Tabitha.

Speaker 19 (47:25):
You always putting me into stupid games like I mean,
you guys, it's eight o'clock in the morning and you
have these ideas like let's have sleepovers, let's ride bulls.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Do you want me to ride the bull?

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Stephen? What you have to understand? You call it a
stupid game, But this is the showdown. Yes, this is
a big deal. You're from South Africa. You don't understand
how big this is. An adelaide, Yeah, this is a big,
huge for Tabitha.

Speaker 19 (47:47):
Huge because you think I ride elephants and the lions
and stuff in Cape time. Don't you know you're so
much guided? What do you think of Africa?

Speaker 2 (47:55):
I thought you grew up on the Serengetti plans.

Speaker 10 (47:59):
Tabitha, Yes, Stephen, would you please do this for me?

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Would you ride for her?

Speaker 19 (48:09):
It's been a while since I've written something. But there's
two conditions, right. There's the first thing is I need
a bull writing song, right.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Just done for Africa. Write a bull nothing will.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
And there's one other one. Max.

Speaker 19 (48:30):
You have to call me bull daddy for a week
next week every time you refer to me the whole week.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
If I bake it past eight seconds, Max, you can
do it feels like something I should be getting. H
want that increase. You call me bull daddy.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
They could past eight seconds.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
You're going to write the Antelope on Friday morning, get
on the gazelle for Tabby Deal Deal.

Speaker 13 (48:57):
Thank you, Thank you so much.

Speaker 10 (49:00):
I really appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
It's now a bad time to tell you that he's
got zero upper body strength.

Speaker 14 (49:06):
As long as he's got lower body strength, I'm happy
And have your week mixed in the morning to make
sure you've got some strengths.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
No, that's side grip in there, all right, Tabitha well,
we're all putting ourselves on the line for you on Friday,
so we won't see you.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
But good luck with Stephen taking your place.

Speaker 14 (49:22):
Thank you guys, Thank you Steven.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Who's gone.

Speaker 6 (49:27):
The gym?

Speaker 3 (49:27):
All right? Register to come along with the showdown hodown
at mix one O two three dot com dot au
the Woolshed on Heinley seven bars, three levels five. Danns
falls in a mechanical ball that never quits. Adelaide's biggest
party under one roof. We'll see that a match in
the morning sixteen in Adelaide right now, a few showers
around tops of the twenty three.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
We do need a hero. Maybe it's the Kensington driveway poor.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
We have seen stories of pooh joggers previously around Australia.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
We have our very own up in Kensington Gardens right now,
Lardi da Leafy Kensing. It's a lovely part of Adelaide.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
Someone has gone for the walk, gone into a driveway yep,
done a poo.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Yeah, and then left left.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
They left the evidence there and the people who own
the house have got cameras. They have caught the person
dropping off their business in the driveway on camera and
they have put signs up on Glenburn Road in Kensington
Gardens saying this to the lady who defecated on our
driveway at approximately seven point fifteen this morning while walking

(50:30):
your dog. You were recorded on our security cameras defecating
on our private driveway. We have clear video footage of
the incident. You have forty eight hours to return and
properly clean up your mess. If not, we will have
no choice but to circulate the photos from the footage
to identify you.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Please do the right, Please do.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
It go back, because those photos will go everywhere. You'll
be all over the news, seven ten, nine will all
be sharing it.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Don't do it because I want to see who you are.
I want the photos leaked. Part of me is a
little bit worried.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
The first thing I thought of was my mum and
dad live in that area.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
And they've got weak bout they got My mom doesn't
have a dog.

Speaker 5 (51:06):
But imagine if it was someone that was just so
busting to go to the toilet, and when you know
that moment where you're like, I actually can't hold it,
I can't hold it anymore.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
I get that, and they just needed to get it
out at the very least you have to clean up
your messing. But how do you clean it up?

Speaker 5 (51:19):
What are you going to clean up with? She should
have dog bags, shouldn't she?

Speaker 2 (51:22):
She had a dog, Yeah, she could have picked up
her human bags.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
She probably wanted to get it out really fast, move
on like fast. It's either that or it's the person
knows who lives there. Ah, little revenge poo Yeah, like
it's an X or something and you're like.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
This, she'll get you, This will show Yeah, yes, me
dropping my dack's mum and dad's house. Around the corner
from that, there was a lane that like just for walking,
you couldn't drive a car up at real skinny and
I reckon twenty nineteen, just after I moved out of home,
there was a person that was doing poo in the lane.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
What ya?

Speaker 5 (52:03):
How do you know, as a person, what's the difference
between human pooh and dog?

Speaker 4 (52:06):
You've picked up enough dog bood to probably see that
there can be size differences.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Not really as in the way it forms. I don't
know what you mean. Yeah, humans, yeah, eat more. Yeah,
but it's also gross. Who goes into a lane and
goes to the toilet? Go to the toilet? This could
be a thing for some people, that's just what they're into.
Someone called us.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Yes Flaster in Salisbury, North.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Have you got a story about this or to say
that you are the pooper?

Speaker 8 (52:36):
I'm not the pooper.

Speaker 10 (52:39):
We were having a house build back in two thousand
and two and my husband and the builders weren't using
the toilet that was provided on site, so they were
just crapping behind the shed.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
Oh why, why, why do people think it's okay to
do this?

Speaker 2 (52:53):
You're not a dog.

Speaker 10 (52:55):
I don't know. We didn't discover it until after handover,
so you know, we complained to the builder and they
literally denied it. They said, prove it. We couldn't prove it,
so we had to clean up the mess.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
What do you mean you couldn't prove it. Wasn't it
just a pile of poo?

Speaker 10 (53:09):
Yeah there was, but.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Plas, Yeah, toilet paper and all exactly. This is where
I was going to go.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
My thing here is surely pulling up your dcks after
doing a poo and not using toilet paper is one
of the grossest.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
Grossest things you'll a human can do. It can't be
more gross.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
So these blokes in your house were taking a roll
of toilet paper and just doing it standing up.

Speaker 10 (53:31):
And the house the house was under construction, so there
wasn't they provided their own toilet paper. They were just
going behind the shed, standing up.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
We are all adults. This is so gross.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
Why do you think it's okay to just do that
in not in a toilet? Yeah, like this, there's so
many public toilets around.

Speaker 10 (53:50):
And then the builders provided a toilet on site.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Yeah, they've got the porn poo. Someone one of the
one of the big builders, probably rolling their his own
you know.

Speaker 10 (54:01):
Not excusing, not excusion, they'd be have you but have
you ever used it on site toilet?

Speaker 9 (54:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Pretty gross? Thank you, blast appreciate the call. Please dig
a hole, Come on, dig a hole and then cover
it up and do what you can. In the median
stripping the money in the music, this is the four play.

(54:27):
Oh yeah, Light of Candle, I already have d the
blinds my city.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Ready to go sit down with Michelle Murphy and really
tuck into some four play Adelaide.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Oh she's good at it too. She plays some great songs.

Speaker 5 (54:39):
She's just gonna remember what she plays, recall it, and
all of a sudden you win some money.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Two hundred bucks easy. Is that now in the cash?

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Now, after night and all day while you work, we're
out of here.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Have a lovely day bye, like oh what throw things
at me? That wasn't me. By the way, anyone who's listening,
that was Burjoe Hayley. Love you, Love you,