FULL SHOW #73: MAX MAY BE ADELAIDE'S WORST NEIGHBOUR!

FULL SHOW #73:

MAX MAY BE ADELAIDE'S WORST NEIGHBOUR AFTER WHAT HE RECENTLY DID!!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here more Mix one or two point
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
Haley and Max in the morning.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
With these two together, anything can happen. Adelaide's number one
for fun.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Clude morning Like usually says the first words going birthday, Hello,
good morning.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
He's just eating. We just had a really early bowl
of cereal. You know when you wake up and you're stopping. Yeah,
it's just six o'clock. Cereal is real early.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
It's so early, isn't that which is annoying because I
just did it, Because it means by like nine o'clock,
I'll be ready for lunch.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
See, I've held off, and I'm going to go and
sneak it in maybe during.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
The eight o'clock.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yeah, you know what, I leave here at ten o'clock.
I sometimes go straight and get my lunch.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
We leave here at three o'clock in the afternoon. We
do a full day after you leave. I don't really
have sushi by light ten thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh, so you want to have dinner at three thirds
my middle lunch.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Then I have a big lunch, first lunch, second lunch.
This is my people on breakfast Radio. Put on wait, yeah,
people do early mornings. It's not good for you. No,
and they have very addictive personalities.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
What about the people in the five am club, they're
the millionaires. They're already getting up a little bit after us.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
The people who say on TikTok that they're doing cool things. Yeah,
I don't think that they're actually doing that many cool things.
Like the people that are just like dipping their faces
in the ice water in the.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Morning, going to exercise.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
First thing, Get my swim in, get my sauna in,
get my suit.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Brother, it's not being annoyed. You can't beat sleep. No,
I love I love bed. You can't so much.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
All of these other things are great supplementary things, but
sleep has to be the cornerstone of your life.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
If you don't get enough sleep, you will die.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
When I get into bed, I have this little routine.
Jimmy doesn't come into bed with me when I go
to bed. I was going to bed before everybody in
my family. I go into bed, and then I get
so excited that I'm in bed. But my feet have
a little spasm and they like like like rolling over
each other because I get so excited that we're in bed.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Your feet think independently.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Of your body.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, they are a different part of my body.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
And they have a little party at the bottom and
they like rub each other and they get really excited.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
I do the same thing.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
What is that because they're cold, like you're just trying
to warm them up, probably, but also like, oh, I'm
so excited.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I shake with excitement before I get into bed.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yes, it's my favorite thing. I'm having withdrawals right now.
Take me down.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh my god, somebody give me a hit of that bed.
If I've just.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Gone that, I feel like the Karate kids.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
It's been in here for days and it was massive.
But no, there's another one. There was just one on
my head, just them.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Maybe I've hit this one and it's been and even
so long. It's good and here's one of kids. Anyway,
that's not what we're doing. We're playing Deader Alive, which
is where Haley and I go head to head with
each other and we talk about celebrities that are either
dead or alive and we.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Have to determine which one they are.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
So if you were to say, oh, that famous fly
from the mixed studio at the moment.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
He would go, it's kind of almost dead. It's dead.
I'm looking at it right now. Can you double checked again?
He did?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
All right?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Just in case.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
You know, in the movies, we think they're dead and
then it comes back. I don't want that to.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Happen to the fly Lord of the Flies. All right,
let's go ok.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Hayley Tony Bennett. He's in singer and he used to
sing a lot with Gaga.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah, he used to sing a lot with Gaga, didn't
he does he still because he used to do it,
because he doesn't do it anymore.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Doesn't need to be dead.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
No, but he is dead, said with some confidence.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Max. Rick Mile, who played Drop Dead Friend.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
I love him so much. He was my profile picture
on Facebook for many years. I've never heard a drop
dead freend in my life.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
It is the greatest movie of all time. Have you
not seen Drop Dead Fred?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Sorry? Rick Miles, what childhood did you have? Like one
twenty years after you?

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Oh my god, he's so funny, Rick Miles, ten years
after me.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
By the way, Rick Kilometer's brother, and he is dead. Yeah,
he died Drop Dead Fred? All right? Oh girl, man
no mane. It came out the year before I was born.
But who cares? Does movies? Don't disappear. Oh he's a

(04:43):
scary looking fella.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Rick.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
You need to watch Drop Dead Fred best movie ever?
Go Rest in peace?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
All right, Haley Tom Penny who sang free four.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
I love that song and his face looks like a
leather bag. Yeah, he is still kicking on. He dies.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Max Kenny Rodgers, who sang the Gambler.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Oh great song, Rogers. Can we play that on her station?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Kenny is unfortunately no, I don't know where, but he
lives on in the spirit of Hailey Pierson.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
No no, no, no, no, no, no no no. Are you gonna.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Get this one right? Susie Quatro?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Ah, can you remind me who Susie Quatro is?

Speaker 2 (05:33):
She's a singer?

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah? What does she sing.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Down at Devilgate Drive.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
And also stumbling in which Cyril reddle.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
She's in love with you and if you can't hit
me love?

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
They also named it Audi after her. Yeah, she died
Rest in face, Susie in a few years time, hopefully. Yeah,
so that's mom and Dad's age. She's got some juice

(06:13):
in the leg still. Yeah. Alright Gler again, No, but
I'd love to play it on the radio. Yeah, this
is some plotro this sounds so old? How is she
still alive? What an excellent name for a single. Susie Quatro?
Yeah that yeah, you like that? Mad stage great? Is
it the Quadrille or the Susie you like better?

Speaker 1 (06:35):
To be honest, Susie on its own doesn't hit as
like a famous movie star name, but then you put
the quato in there, rolls all right.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Here for the Hospital Research Home lottery.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
I have Life three sixty. I go on it probably
seven times a day. I tracked my thirteen year old,
my husband, and my mum and dad. But I have
caught out my thirteen year old.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
A few weeks ago.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
I was on there and I knew that he was
with his mate, and I was zooming in. You zoom
in with your two fingers like you do when you'
zooming on a photo. And I'm getting closer and closer.
I'm like, he's a bright and jetty nice. Oh my god,
he's Jennie jumping.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
That's dangerous.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
So my heart was like, oh my god, he's Jerney jumping.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
But I knew it because of Life through sixty. He
could have been fishing. No, he doesn't fish. She hasn't
any fishing rods What did he say when you approached him?

Speaker 4 (07:18):
I'm safe, mob, we're the only ones doing I'm like,
there's a reason why you're the only ones doing it,
because it's illegal and there's sharks.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Last and I don't track each other at all. You
would know each other's very very well.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
We drive from home to work and then back home again.
It's just never something that I've come across and decided
I want this.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Oh so I shouldn't ask you if you could be
on my tracking app? So you don't want me to
track you around.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
That Hayley does.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Alex in pain has called in. You're also tracking a teenager,
a fourteen year old? What did you catch her doing?

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Alex?

Speaker 6 (07:45):
I caught her catching the bus and I thought, that's
weird where she going? So I followed the bus, followed
her to apart, where she met up with a boy
that she wasn't supposed to be meeting up with.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Oh my god, naughty.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
And then I just waited for them to get onto
the swing, hold hands and walked up and introduced myself.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Oh you will, Oh my god, that's amazing.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Please discretion.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
I have the look on your daughter's face, your fourteen
year old daughter's face when she saw you walking up
to her on the swing set holding her boy's hand.

Speaker 7 (08:16):
Absolute horror.

Speaker 8 (08:18):
The side eye that I got would have done her.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Wow, Alex'd dig story.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
So now she turns off her last three six, she turns.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Off the phone. She's wanting to do that ever again.

Speaker 6 (08:28):
Joe touch him out on little things like Jettie jumping,
because then when they're really up to no good, they'll
turn their phone off.

Speaker 9 (08:33):
They can't see their location.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Alex, I hate to break it to your holding hands
is it's not no good yet, it's so much.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Worse than that. She might get up the worst later
in her teenage.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Is Nicole in Modbury your best friend caught something on
one of the tracking apps, tell us about it.

Speaker 10 (08:49):
So she broke up with this guy about twelve months ago.
Didn't realize that she still was tracking him on Snapchat
and thought just to see what he's up to, you know,
a little bit of stalking, and he was right up
her best friend's drive away.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Oh wow, literally and figuratively. I bet, oh, did you
hear Nicole's Oh my god, no cold. Did anyone confront anyone?

Speaker 10 (09:13):
Not yet, but I think it might happen she's a
pretty strong little lady, so she's like, well, good luck
for them, but unfortunately she's got to go through the
breakup of a best friend.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Wow, don't do that to each other. There's a sisterhood
Bethany in Broadview.

Speaker 11 (09:26):
My partner at the time worked away in the mine
and he went out on a little boy's night, which
he would do often. There's like little topless bars and
clubs and stuff there. And I didn't hear from him
until the next afternoon, and he was sitting at someone's
tower from like two am onwards. And then when I
confronted him about it, when he finally called me in

(09:46):
the afternoon, I said, well, where were you? He went
at home? He's like, oh, no, that's just a glitch
that I was at home. And then he turned off
his location.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Oh no, oh no, there's no glitches, guys, that's excuse.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Oh what happened?

Speaker 10 (09:59):
Then?

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Did you break up with him?

Speaker 11 (10:00):
It actually happened a second time without the location thing,
but just a big, like twenty four hour ghosting, and
then I broke up with him.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
At least leave your phone in a new car or
somewhere else work If you can have an affair smart.
We're talking about teenagers right now.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
There's a school interstate at an old boys school that
are doing something that the parents are up in arms over.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
But I am on the side of the teachers here.
I think we're talking teenage fluffy mustaches, just a little
bit of fuzz on the top lip.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
That's just how it eventuates for some of the poor
boys who are trying their best.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
And I get this.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
I have a thirteen year old in my house and
I've noticed the little little bits on the top of
his lip, and I'm like, we need to teach you
to shave. You need to shave that now, because there's
nothing worse than wispy mustaches on teenage boys.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
I play football with a bunch ofteen and nineteen year
olds who are rocking that and they big bagging jeans
and baggy shirts.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Guys will look ridiculous. Yeah, you get hair, it's fine,
we got it. We get it. Shave it and it
will come back thicker. But the thing what they're doing
this school is it was school photo day.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
And they were doing little fluorescent wristbands on the boys
who had facial hair.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Right, So this school is it's a Christian school, it's
called Avondale School. They have a policy that up until
school photo day that parents say.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Had not really been enforced to hold lot.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
And it's no facial hair on the kids at school,
which is a policy. And I think you and I
both think it's probably a good thing at most high school.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Yeah, I'm glad you agree. You went to an all
boys school. Yeah, we had no facial hair. Yeah, And
I think that's the right thing to do.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
I get the parents are like, you're pushing them to
do something too early. They're not ready to start shaving,
but they are, and they'll look back at these photos
and go yuck.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
If you've got hair, you're ready to start ready. And
I can say that to someone that still can't. Really,
I didn't get facial hair until.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
You about thirty. Perty.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
I like your five o'clock shadow, thank you. Yeah, so
I am. I'm actually all for this because I feel
like facial hair unless you can actually grow. If you
can grow a beard, then I'm fine. In you twelve
For you to have a beard, that's fine. It's the
little wispy stuff that comes to get rid of that.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Fat your hair at all in school, it's just an
easy blanket rule. It is weird when you go to
wiscol someone and they're in your ape.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
I don't want I don't want a sixteen year old
rolling into my maths class as a teacher, because I'd
be like, look, I'm teaching you about calculus, but I
feel like you know more.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Than me with the O. Like you know when someone
they shave manicured.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Bed, a full manicured beerd Yeah, you don't want to
look like you're a dad.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
No, like a thirty five year old dad when you're sixteen.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Anyway, I think that the real issue with this school
is that they were not only saying go and shave it,
but they were putting little wristbands on the kids on
photo day that needed to shave, and like sort of
shaming them and making them go and use communal razors.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah, going, well, and this is the thing that I
wouldn't want as a mum.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
I wouldn't want my son going to shave for the
first time at school, not knowing what to do with.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
A communal that. That's right her piece from things like that.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
In future, you probably need to have the policy, but
then implement it before Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Just tell your mum and dad. Can you teach your
kids to shave and then come on school photo day
with a clean face.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Also, I shave all the time. Say your mustaches looking good?

Speaker 3 (13:28):
I do shave. I shave my mastache.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Sometimes I don't have a mustache, but if I feel
like there's a little bit of hair there, I'll shave.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
It is Gillette, the best a man can get. Yeah,
I got your husband shower and do that. I'd like
foam up.

Speaker 12 (13:54):
All right.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Katie Perry is coming to Australia very soon, like.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
In about a week's time. She's heading down Unders. She's
going to Gome to Adelaide. We're very excited about that.
But she did have three bad things that happened in
her lost her last night.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Right, So she told off a.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Fan, she changed the lyrics to her song, and then
she had a wardrobe malfunction. So let's start with the
moment that she was telling off a fan. Basically, she
had a crack and a member of the audience for
d ming her husband, Orlando Bloom have a listen to this.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Playing okay, But then.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
After it's been revealed that it was probably scripted because
it was used to introduce her song I'm his his mind.
Same I was like that, saucy, who is this person?
And is Orlando writing back? So she went on to
perform her hit part of me changing the lyrics from

(15:02):
phone to social media to.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Reflect all the hate that she's been getting while on tour.
I have a listen, oh.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Preach.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
She doesn't like social media and she doesn't like radio
shows like AHS that bag her.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
At the moment, she's not agreed to come on our show,
so we can continue bagging it.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
I've interviewed her before. I love Katie Perry. Oh why
don't you send her a message? Come and join us on?

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Maybe I will slide into Orlando's DMS. And then the
last thing that happened on stage is this is the
worst thing and we've all been there. Her bra decided
to break while she was running across the stage. Yep,
bra breaking means boobs are out. Everyone's gonna see it,
and that's gonna be all over social media.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Tepe, I've seen the video. It's not as exciting as
it sounds. And then you can't see the boobs. Oh
damn it. Okay, can we go to Tom Cruise?

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Whether you love him or hate him, he's a very
interesting man.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
He's so interesting. He's so odd, isn't he.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
In an unexpected appearance, he was at the New York
premiere of Mission Impossible.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
I can't wait to see this one.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
He spent up to twenty minutes chatting to the movie
theater employee.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
He's ahead of the screening film, which is odd. Good film.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah, he was just standing there handing out the popcorn,
and Tom was just rolling down the line talking to
the malls.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
If they were big deal.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
I feel like it's because he had no one else
to talk to, and he's like, well, this is gonna
be weird if I to stand his talk to Tom Cruise.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Is being paid like eight dollars an hour to make
popcorn in a New York movie theater.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
One of them asked him, can you please ask them
to pay us more? We don't get paid enough. No,
and he should have done something about that because he
wants people to go to the movies. But anyway, you
saw something that you loved.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
And then when he went into the cinema, there's a
video going viral the moment of him eating some popcorn
he got from one of those staff members.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
And he eats popcorn like Tom Cruise.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
So weirdly, like he grabbed like almost one kernel at
a time, and he'll aggressively slam it to his mouth
like it what like he's throwing it into his mouth.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Bang.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
Yeah, Like he's acting to eat popcorn, like he's miming
to eat popcorn.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
And he has like one kernel in his mouth and
has like this big sort of over exaggerated, exaggerated chew
of the popcorn like a cow. Yeah, like you've got
one popcorn in your mouth. Maybe it's follow that whole
it's on cruise. There you go when you think about
those trends back when you were growing up. So for me,
Pokemon cards, bay blades, ugi O cards.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Lion King cards. I used to collect them, Lion King.
You know, when you're the surprise of opening and not
knowing what you're going to get. I don't hope. I
it's zimba. Yeah to move.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
I think it was a holographic scar. Yes, Tazos, all
of those sort of things. Well, there's a new one
that is out and about, and if you've got any kids,
they might be all over it, to be honest, even
if you've got any big kids, twenty somethings, they are
all over this it's La Boo Boo dolls. They're like
thirty five bucks. They are a little toys so expensive.

(18:02):
Can you imagine the markup on that a little toy
that it essentially just looks like a cute, little cuddly bear.
Maybe it reminds me of those where the wild Things Are. Oh,
I love Where the Wild Things are? Yeah, and you
buy them and they like go out of stock really
quick because they're limited release.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
It's like it's just a fad and it is a
very expensive fad for parents.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yeah, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
It's something that you and I both go don't quite
understand this, But we had two We've got two twenty
something producers that fall right into the generation that wants
these toys for some strange reason. Luke, producer Luke joins
us now producer, Luke, can you please tell us why
you as a full grown male adult booboo doll?

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Because I don't know.

Speaker 13 (18:45):
So.

Speaker 14 (18:46):
The weird thing is when I first saw them, and
I was like, oh, why would I want that?

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Why would I want that?

Speaker 14 (18:49):
But now, like especially if this like past week, I
kepn seeing them everywhere, and the more and more I
see them, I'm like, I kind of want one.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
I don't want to want in on it. How big
are they?

Speaker 14 (18:58):
So I have friends who have got them, and I
know that they have been in situations where they will
past the shop that sells them inn Ade lad there's
only two by the way, Yeah, shops and adels that
sell them where.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
They're a line, and Sakura Cosmetics they're a line.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Size wise, like do you cuddle them in bed?

Speaker 14 (19:16):
They're literally like as bees your hand and they're like
they're on key ring, so you put them on like
your handbag.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
So why do you want a Laboo.

Speaker 14 (19:24):
Brio dole Because they're cute and they're like trinkety and
they're like I guess everyone's got thing as well. Yeah,
Like so like it started because like Lisa from like
the K pop group like who was in the White
Lotus as well War one, and it went viral from
there and then like Rihanna put it on her like handbag,
and then put it on her handbag Brandy from the

(19:44):
City last week.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Suddenly they're cooler. Now you've mentioned some cool people. He's
not just weirdos.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
He mentioned the lines before. Because these things are so
hard to get. They do like limited releases that makes
them like Nike shoes. Yeah, so they're collectibles. Some people
have been using air tasker and they've booked strangers to
stand in ques to get La Boo Boo dolls and
they pay them like a hundred.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
But you go online up, how much money do you
have to do that? What the hell? You know?

Speaker 4 (20:12):
You've gotta be careful though, lighting up because there's apparently
some fakies going around, like bad ones with the eyes
fall off.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (20:19):
So, like there's heaps going for retail and like marketplace,
and there are warnings out that they are like just
knockoffs being sold on Marketplace for like twice the price
of the originals that they're passing off.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Is OG's.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Also in the UK I saw online.

Speaker 14 (20:33):
PopMart, which sells them over there, has banned the physical
sale of them because people are getting into rolls in
their shops over the limited relations.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
It's so weird. Let it go addicted to do you
choose which character you want?

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Now?

Speaker 2 (20:45):
It's like a dip.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Oh that's the exciting part. Now I want one? No,
I want one. I want one to see which one
I get? So don't you want the one that you want? No?

Speaker 4 (20:54):
I love the exciting thing of opening up. It's like
on a plane. Not only we're gonna get to open
this tinfoil, what's underneath. I a little bit of anxiety
actually this morning coming to work, because I had to
come to work and say to our lovely guy that
does our cameras.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Here, Yeah, Michael, can you turn our cameras off today?
I don't want to be on camera today? Why not?

Speaker 4 (21:15):
Everyone at my work and lady knows I don't want
to be filming today. I can't be filming today because
of my face.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Mm hmmm. Do you know what's wrong with my face?
Looks beautiful as always if you ask me. Your eyes twitching,
which means you're like.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
I yesterday had a treatment that I did about a
month ago, and I'm doing it three times and I'm
excited for it.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Weirdly, I don't know why because it's.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
Natural, but I had a salmon sperm facial under my eyes.
It's actually called reduran, which is like the medical term.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
But everyone's doing it. It's like some sort of salmon testical.
It's like, yeah, so it's not. Everyone says this is
salmon spien thing, and I actually found it yesterday. It's
actually the DNA from a salmon, little tiny testicles. I
don't know how they I.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Don't know salmon swimming around me. Just big nuts on
big nuts.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
So you got some good dura in there, so we see.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
The thing is, they don't just rub this on you, Hailey.
And this is why you don't want to be on
camera day because you at the moment have some lumps
under your eyes. They sort of look a little bit
high vy.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
Like I'm an avatar. Yeah yeah, scally, so I just
had it under the eye. So basically they have to
unneath his tires under the eyes and then they do
like one hundred little tiny little injections under there to
put the salmon spem in it. It's a natural way
because I don't like feeler. If you do feel its great,
but I just it scares me and I will never
do that.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
It's natural.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Just shove a needle in my the thing that's going
in my face, and what's it meant to do?

Speaker 3 (22:48):
It's natural. It enhances collagen.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
So I don't have any fatty pads anymore, Like I've
not really had a fatty bird.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
John and I were just talking about your fatty iPads
the other day.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
How does your fatty pads. Fatty pads are really playing
out with this cold weather.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Anyway, As I was doing it though, yesterday I was like,
because I go to this beautiful place on I won't
say where it is if you want to know, just
message me, but on the top of like Nord Parade
up there, and.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
They were saying that they.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Get a lot that they have to fix a lot
of people, so people will come there if they've gone
to the wrong place and got like, you know, big
lips or whatever they've done, and the injector has gone
into the wrong spot and it's hit a nerve and
one lady her whole nose went black, black, nose black
within twelve hours, dead dead.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
You can reverse it, but that's the stuff.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
If you go to the wrong place, or you try
and new things at home and your DIY, things can
go bad.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
They resurrect the nose, and you do get to this.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Age where I'm forty three and I don't want to
look twenty three.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
I mean twenty three, but I know I'm I want
to age.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
You're just happy to be aged. I just want to
be forty three for a little bit longer.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
Yeah, I just want to have like a fresh face,
not be tired, and things like that. So you try things,
just little things here and there. I do like weird
masks and all that kind of stuff. But I want
to hear today the things that go wrong.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Yeah, beauty treatments gone wrong.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
So Haley looks like she sort of has scales at
the moment, but she assures me that's going to be
gone by the time.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
I'm going to look glowing in three days and we
won't be talking about her fatty iPads again behind her back.
I want the fatty iPads.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
But what about you? Thirteen one two three. Beauty Treatments
gone wrong can be natural treatments can be the real
heavy stuff.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Yeah, or you went somewhere.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Don't say where they went. We don't want to get sued.
But you went somewhere and they did the wrong thing
to your face.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
You saw on TikTok that if you rub bananas on
your nipples they become better or something.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
I don't know. We want to hear a weird fascination
with nipples. Anyway.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
I am all about trying natural things for my skin,
just to make my skin feel good. I tried a
salmon sperm facial. It's the little DNA from a little salmon,
little tiny little testicles. It gets injected into your skin
and look ridiculous today, But tomorrow and the next day
will slowly fade away.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
And I'll look great and I have thicker things under
my eyes.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Hayley's got like seventy five lumps under her eyes at
the moment you.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Said you couldn't see them. Yeah, they're very obvious. There's
a reason you asked for the cameras to be turned
off today, there is. But we want to talk about
my things going.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Right, obviously, But you've got to go to the right places,
and we want to talk about those beauty things that
have gone wrong, maybe the ones you've.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Tried at home. Yeah, those beauty hacks that you've got.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Jess in Hope Valley has called in on thirteen one
oh two three, Jess, what if you?

Speaker 3 (25:44):
What did your friend do? Jess?

Speaker 13 (25:49):
She saw on Facebook that leaving soaking your hair in
stout overnight was meant to make it healthy, shiny, and
you know, really nice, and so she did that, left
it overnight, rinsed. At the next morning, she was a
nurse and had to go to work the next day

(26:10):
with hair that absolutely reaps of beer.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah, nocked up and she's giving spongebars and they could
have you been drinking Cooper's daydown.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Did her hair look good, Jess.

Speaker 13 (26:24):
No, it did absolutely nothing.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
The hell. I don't like that idea at all. Wasted. Yeah,
but thank you, Jess. Tick right, there's one that we know.
Don't do a beauty treatment. Julian Alberton tell us your
beauty fail.

Speaker 12 (26:40):
Okay, well it wasn't me. It was my husband and
he's a little bit vaine, but that's that's cool. And
he bought nose hair wax off of Tea no yet,
and it was bad. It was so bad.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Did he spit a little wheel and win it for free?

Speaker 12 (27:00):
No, I don't know. He just got this woman thing
and he got this package. Anyways, he read the instructions
on going look really it's going yeah, yeah, it's gonna work.
It's going to work. And so he put it in
the microwave and it's black wax and he stuck it
up his nostrils and it didn't come out.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
No, you've got to put a popstickle a popstick up there.

Speaker 12 (27:28):
He put the pop stick, but it didn't come out.
I think he left it in the microwaves too long
and it stuck hard. So he had to get the
tweezers out and he tweezed it the rest of it out,
and he just had black crap up his nostrils to days.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
And really I recommend not doing that.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
You're meant to have those hairs, I know, dust in
your life's sick. Oh that is perfect. You know what, Julie,
I liked your story so much. You can have a
hundred dollar hungry Jack's about.

Speaker 12 (28:00):
You, all right, sweet bright, that's great.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Yes, your husband will be able to smell the delicious wo.
I love these stories so much. My wife's a dentist
and she has told me that she has heard a
story in her dental circles of you know how people
do teeth whitening. Yeah, they get trays a lot of people.
This is the way you can do it. You get
a tray that's molded to your teeth. Yeah, and you
put a little bit of the dentist prescribed. It's almost

(28:26):
like a bleach in the tray. You leave it in
for a minute, take it out. You do this treatment
for a few days. Someone had one of the trays
prescribed by a dentist, but they didn't have the bleach stuff.
They put like King Power Power King Bleach, like white bleach,
household bleach, the kill you in the trays and then
stuck it in and then had to go to the

(28:48):
dentist because they had burned all of their governments to shreds.
You beg dumb idiot, don't do that.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Yeah, ordered a whole heap online. So these treatments.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Of course, dentists need to fix that, but a lot
of the ones on new face they need to fixed.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
By makeup art. Yes.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Next, we've actually got a makeup artist that's going to
join us and tell us some of the crazy things
that she has seen.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
People do to their face. Yeah, you will not believe
one of them. If you haven't heard. I'm fresh from
the salmon farm. I had a salmon sperm facial yesterday.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yeah, fresh from the seat. It's no longer barnacle Billy
Hailey's face.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Under the eyes, it's called durant. That's the medical term.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
And as I was there, we were talking about it
can go wrong if you go to the wrong people.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
You've got to go to the right people to get
anything done.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
And we're learning very fast that a lot of bad
stuff can happen when you try and diy.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
And when you mess up, it's makeup artists that need
to come to the rescue. We've got one of our
Channel ten makeup artists on the line at the moment.
Chloe is a name. You can find her Chloelouise dot
com dot au on Instant. She is a wizard. Chloe,
have you seen some stuff or what?

Speaker 7 (29:59):
Unfortunately? Yes, and Hailey, I'm so sorry to hear what
you've just experienced.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
No, no, no, it's a good thing. I'm glad I paid
for it. I wanted to have it to happen. It's
just it just looks at the moment. Chloe. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
I was talking to you yesterday, Chloe, and we're talking
about this, and you mentioned that brides and chemical pills
are one of your number one things to deal with.

Speaker 7 (30:22):
It's so hard because there's so many treatments out there
and products. It's hard to know. I guess if you
don't speak to a professional, but that would be the
most common I see we're doing brides and weddings. Is
the glycolic acids and chemical pills which are meant to
smoothie skin, which is what we want if we're getting married.
But if you do it the night before your wedding,

(30:43):
it makes the megapartist of a little bit tricky when
you're putting makeup on it instead, everything is just peeling off.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
No, yeah, yeah, okay, no chemical pills the night before
a big day.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Yep, that's an.

Speaker 7 (30:58):
Easy chemical pills for like a fortnight. And then the
glycolic acid is more like a product you'd put on yourself.
And I guess because it's all smooth skin, take off
the dead skin and it's really tempting. Okay.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
And I was talking before about the.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Filler going in the wrong spot when people choose to
have filer and it goes in the wrong spot and
you can bruise, and that I was telling Max and
our listeners about this lady's nose that went black within
twelve hours.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Because it went in the wrong little vein. Does this
stuff happen with.

Speaker 7 (31:28):
Filler, absolutely, especially if they hit a vein under the
eyes or the lips. The lips are really common actually,
and I guess it's hard because you think a makeup
artist can cover that. But the lip is not something
we can just put concealer on. We normally put lips
to con So.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Yeah, that's it's very dangerous.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
My favorite one, Chloe, that I know. Yeah, it's my
favorite one.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
We've been talking about Haley's salmon sperm testicle, DNA whatever
the test.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Sure, exactly, you have.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
One to do with a human female and a human
male and a moisturizer.

Speaker 13 (32:06):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (32:07):
Unfortunately, don't listen to TikTok. Guys. I had a client
who was like, yeah, I just swear by this home
remedy that I do, and I was like, awesome, tell
me about it. She knows. Oh, TikTok said that if
you put your man's boof on your face meant to
really good and helped tighten the pause. And so her

(32:28):
husband to be was definitely helping her wedding prep.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Oh my goodness, I wonder who came up with that?
Do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
It was?

Speaker 3 (32:37):
And you need to do it every day, morning and
night all the time.

Speaker 7 (32:39):
I was always trying to get up the point.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Well does he have a point though, because I mean,
how do they even work out that salmon spom works
on our face?

Speaker 3 (32:49):
You know what I mean? They don't. It's a weird thing.
Surely you have to be trial.

Speaker 7 (32:55):
We're trying everything at the Yeah, I mean if it.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Works, it works, so you recommended that I wouldn't. That's gross.
Thank you, Chloe, appreciate your time. Thank you for sharing.

Speaker 7 (33:07):
Good guys.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Ten questions, sixty.

Speaker 15 (33:12):
Seconds, thousand dollars, Hal may Oh.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
This could be big trouble because these two have been
showing each other a picture of Hailey when she was
younger during the break and Hailey was doing a silly face.
But we move on because we're professional. I'll try to
move on because we're professionals. It's the money minute, tenth question,
sixty seconds. Get it all right, win yourself one thousand
dollars a lease. In a lve's view, is going to
do that today?

Speaker 3 (33:38):
At least? Do you play this every day? You're confident money?

Speaker 7 (33:43):
Look, I do play, not every day, but purely.

Speaker 6 (33:45):
My life just doesn't allow for that.

Speaker 7 (33:47):
But I am somewhat confident, Okay.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
And when you win the money, what are you going
to do with it?

Speaker 6 (33:54):
Well, I am getting married, buying a house, and going to.

Speaker 9 (33:58):
Europe this year, so probably one of those three things.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
You are going to do with the rest of it.
Got money, your family, impression, and I'll read the question.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
The rules are we must accept your first after you
per hospital come.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Back to at the end.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
YEP, I'm going to do my very best to stay
composed for you here because this is an important chance
for you to win one thousand dollars. I can't promise
the same for Haley, all right, at least in lights view.
Your money minute starts now? How many questions are in
this quiz?

Speaker 9 (34:39):
Ten?

Speaker 3 (34:39):
What state is the city of play for him?

Speaker 7 (34:43):
Adelaide, South Australia.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Who is the leader of the Nationals Party?

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (34:49):
Pa?

Speaker 3 (34:50):
What color is big bird? What country did burken stock? Beginning?

Speaker 7 (34:56):
Jenny?

Speaker 1 (34:56):
What type of stationary item was Microsoft's clippy?

Speaker 10 (35:00):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (35:01):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (35:01):
What sport is the handball associated with handle?

Speaker 3 (35:07):
What is takem pray a singer or a football player?
A singer? What's thirty times ten three hundred? Is ranella off?
The Southern Expressway or the Northern Expressway?

Speaker 7 (35:19):
The Southern expressways?

Speaker 3 (35:21):
The leader of the Nationals Party.

Speaker 9 (35:24):
Cerven Lee in.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
You did well that? I didn't know? No, No, you did?
You did? You did do well? Okay?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Definitely a very important political figure. Okay, how if she's
the right one?

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Soon? How many questions in this quiz?

Speaker 15 (35:41):
Ten?

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (35:42):
City of play for it now, you said, adelaide.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
But then no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
In the same breath, I said, so read the two rules.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
You only job in this is read the two rules.
What are they? I get it?

Speaker 4 (35:57):
What color is big bird yellow? What country did Burken stop?

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Beginning? Germany?

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Stationary stationary item? Clippy on Microsoft's clippy was a paper hoop. Yes,
Tate McCrae is a singer or a footballer. It's a singer, yes,
thirty times ten three hundred. No worries is Ranella of
the Southern Expressway or Northern Expressway?

Speaker 3 (36:18):
You said Southern? Yes, okay, let's go through. The ones
are a little bit tricky.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
The leader of the Nationals Party, you said, Susan lay,
who we love.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
She is the new leader of the Liberal Party. Yeah,
I'm right there.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
Do you know what though I didn't know this either.
His name's David Little Proud.

Speaker 7 (36:37):
I have no idea who that am.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Two words he's just put together.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
It's not even a fipe in between them. What sport
is the handball associated with?

Speaker 3 (36:48):
You said handball? You know what it is to give
it to it like European handball.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
We wanted we wanted football because they do handballs. But
you know what, I've also taken soccer because it's a
handball in soccer.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
That makes that's fine. At least you've got it. We'll
give you that. I mean, you get eight out of ten.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Well done, Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
The retirement, but that might pay for I don't know,
the wedding.

Speaker 16 (37:11):
At least Adelaide takes over.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Look.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Neither of us likes this segment because it puts us
in uncomfortable positions, but our boss likes it, so we're
going to keep doing it.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
It's called the Wall of Truth.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
We get asked uncomfortable questions every day. Usually they're from
our Wall of Truth in the studio with a whole
bunch of envelopes with tricky questions in them.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
This week it's all on.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
You, Adelaide.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
You can reach us online Mix Adelaide, Facebook, Instagram.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
We'll just give us a rink thirty one O two three.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
If you have a question from your own wall of
truth to ask Hayley or me, Luke ignored has done that.
This morning, morning, Luke, who's your question for and what
is it?

Speaker 15 (38:02):
Good morning guys.

Speaker 17 (38:04):
Look my question today is for Hailey.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Yes o yay.

Speaker 15 (38:09):
Yay, Yale yet that one. So look, we all know
the magnificent work you do. You're one of the nicest
people in Adelaide, in the state. You promote our state amazingly.
But what what I'm asking.

Speaker 17 (38:26):
Is you know, as even though you're one of the
nicest people, we all have our own dramas. And the
question I have for you, Hailey, is what's the worst
fallout that you yourself had with somebody.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Oh, that's a good question. I don't often have fallouts
the drama.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
Okay, thanks Luke, get into it, Hailey. I'm not a
person that lights confrontation and I don't really have fallouts
with people.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
But I will say.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
There's been time in my lives, in my life where
if someone questions my morals or hurts me, I will
just completely block them and I will move on with.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
My life standing up. That's how you stand up for you. Yeah,
I just go okay, I don't need you, so bye bye.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
But there is I have had a fallout, probably my
only fall out I'm thinking in my life, and it's
with someone in this studio.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Not me. You we haven't had a fallout, not yet. No,
I don't think we will. Twenty of time.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Maybe we're good time. Burgo who's sitting in the studio.
Button pusher, Burgo, who's more than a button.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Pusher, but we just call you that. Burgoh and I
used to be friends.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
We used to be on a radio show together fourteen
years ago, and so I've been friends with Bergo for
a very long time. He was at my fifth wedding
anniversary in New York City with me with my husband. Like,
we've been overseas together a few times. We're really good friends.
And he also happens to he was with my best
friend Lauren, who's my other adelady. You see us on Halloway.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Say together and stuff together.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
Yeah, she's my best friend and my business partner. And
they were together and they're completely fine now.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
They get on very well on their parent beautifully together.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
But when they were together as a romantic couple, they
broke up.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
And from me, I was.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
Kind of in the middle a little bit, and I
didn't and I was hearing from him and from her,
and I got it felt a little bit smothered at
a point, but I also had.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
To choose because it wasn't.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
A nice kind of you know, at the time, it
wasn't nice it's fine now, but it wasn't nice.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
It was bad. And I chose my friend. I chose Lauren,
and no offense to Burgo. I would probably always do
that again because she's my best friend.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
But you guys have a business together.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
So I had to choose. And there was a point
where I also felt this weird thing because probably Burgo
knew that I was so close to her that I
I don't know, through the rumor mill, I heard that
Burgo thought maybe that I was the reason that you
broke up.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
I thought you thought that.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
No, you've said that before. I never thought you were
the reason we broke up. We broke up for our
own reasons. But I think there were people in her
life that were saying, figure it out, You've got a
kid together, And I think there were people in her
life that were like run.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
You know.

Speaker 5 (41:11):
I was one of those, and I thought that Haley
might have been. And you know, based on what you hear, like,
I had friends that were the same. I told my
friends the worst of the worst, and they were like,
oh God, thank god you're out of that situation.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
But based on what you hear.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Yeah, based on what I heard, of course, Yeah, So
what was the fallout.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Back to Luke's question, then, like the fallout, how much
were you falllen out?

Speaker 4 (41:34):
There was a point where we had words on a message,
I think, because in fact it was the three of
us on a text message, and I was like, I'm out.
I don't want to I can't be between you guys.
And then we never spoke after that. I followed you
on Instagram when I thought, when I thought, I was
so upset because I would never, ever, ever, ever be
part of somebody else's relationships.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Also related a bit differently to what actually happened.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Yeah, I was on one of this. I was on
her side, and I still am. That's fine, They're fine now.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
I love you. There's no sides now, but do you
know what I mean? Like I had to.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
I had to, but as you say, because we were
and so that was hard for me as well, because
I was mates with your husband, I knew your kids
since they were born and spent a lot of time
and I.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Never said a bad word about you to my family ever.
They never changed their opinion on you, but they would
also have probably gone Laurence said, because she's.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
My best friend.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Yeah, I get that.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
But there was a moment where it kind of kind
of came together again, because it was awkward not being
friends with someone, and they're not being friends with someone
is weird.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
And it was their little the birthday party, first birthday party.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
Yeah, So Lauren was having a first birthday party for
our daughter and I was having a separate one, and
we weren't going to each other's because that's how.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Bad it was.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
You and Lauren were that separated.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
Yeah, And then I said, she's always welcome at mine.
And then I kind of had to plead. I was like,
I don't want to miss the birthday party of my child.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
First birth It's her first birthday.

Speaker 5 (42:59):
And there's going to be a whole bunch of random
people there, and her dad's not going to be there.
And so we ended up inviting each other to each
other's parties. And then obviously you found out I was going,
and you sent me a message, and this is after
a year of no communication maybe, and you said, hey,
just want to let you know it's I'll never make
it awkward.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
It's never going to be uncomfortable or awkward. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
I didn't want you to.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
I felt sad for you that day. I never wanted
you and I probably deeped out. I wanted to be
friends with you again, of course I did. I wanted
to be friends with you, but but I just you
don't like me and it was just weird. Yeah, and
then and then I don't know how we became friends
again because I got your job on the radio.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
No, I think we're friends before that, and I didn't
want this job. We're in the studio all day to year.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
No, we've been friends for a long time before that.
But that was a big fallout and it was awkward.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
And yeah, and I hate that version of me when
i'm when I'm fighting with someone.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
I hate that.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Missing peace in your life. There's something wrong.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
And yeah, and now it's all fine and it's yeah,
it's completely fine again.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
As an it virgie. Yeah, yeah, we love each other again.
But didn't sound confident even though I know your friends
just like we talk like five times a day, don't we.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Yeah? Maybe won too many.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Yeah, questions have been asked in this room.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Is Max a bad neighbor?

Speaker 1 (44:16):
One of those questions is coming from me because I'm
asking it to you right now. So the other day,
we have a row of bushes that I planted out
in front of our house, and they're out of the sprinklers,
and I can't be bothered learning how to put new
sprinkles in, so I just hand water them when I
need to make them grow a little bit bigger. I

(44:37):
bought because I was sick of standing there with the
hose for ten minutes going along this line of bushes.
I bought one of those little it's not a dripper sprinkler,
but it's like that strip, the long yeah, strip that
needs to run through them when I was a kid, right, yeah,
like six meters long, and it's got tiny little holes
on it. Yeah socah yeah, and it just shoots water
in the air.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Great. So I lay that out there slip and slides.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Great for slipping slides, and I let it go and
let it do its thing, come back in ten minutes
time and turn it off, put it inside. And the
other day I had it out there, and I do
my very best.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Because it shoots off in all the different directions.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
To make sure that most of the directions are facing
the plants, because really that's where I want the water
to go.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
There was one.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
One of these little holes was being a bit of
a nuisance and the car I live I live at
the end of a street and there was a car
parked on the street and I could see that as
I was turning it on, a couple of the jets
would shoot over and they'd land on the car. And
I was like, look, it's fine, who cares, it's a car.
It's in the weather all the time. But I didn't
want it to happen because maybe they just washed their car.

(45:44):
They don't want water on the car.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
So I was fiddling with it and fiddling with it.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
I was like, I think I've got it all good,
all safe, go inside, come back in ten minutes time.
It's all good. Everything's being watered. When I do come
back in ten minutes time, though, I noticed that a
little bit of the sprinkler has decided to move under
its own steam. One of the jets is shooting at
the back window of this car. The back window of
this car, Oh, no, is open.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
But you just watered somebody else's car.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
So I've spent ten minutes watering the back left seat
of someone's car.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Did you do well? I turned the tap off, and
then you went to see the neighbor rolled up the
hose put that inside.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
Obviously, hurry up, get to the point. Did you go
and say did you go and say I'm sorry?

Speaker 3 (46:31):
And then I went inside after the hose. You didn't
say anything, did you? I don't know whose car it is.
Did you look.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
Around, like, does anyone here? Can anyone see me? I'm
just going to go inside.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
I absolutely looked to make sure no one had seen
what I'd done. You're a bad guy, but I didn't
know what I could do. So the windows half down,
and even if it was fully down, I would look
weird reaching into someone's back seat with a towel, and
I didn't know whose car. It's not a regular neighbour's car,
so it's.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
A guess that's coming to someone's house. So what you
would do as a normal person, I would have gone,
oh crap, that's so bad. I need to go and
do something about this. So I would tell the neighbor
and go, hey, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
I live on the street with more than two houses.
I have a lot of neighbors, and I don't know
whose car this is. Because you don't know your neighbors,
this is none of their cars.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
You could just go and knock.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
On someone's doors, on every door on the street to
say whose white toyt is that you write.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
A note and leave it on their wind screen.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
I'm so sorry mate that my sprinkler was going into
your back seat.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
So they know it's not like a possom wing in
it or something.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
I've had so many notes left on my car. Learn
how to park lanker, I do.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
That all the time. So I'm just getting that does
sound like a yeah have you learned? Go again? Another note?
And do you love hearing that feedback from your neighbors?

Speaker 16 (47:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
I love it. I think you're a bad guy.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
I think I just think there was nothing I could
do in this situation and on you instantly, I was like,
I wish I could do something about it, but there
was nothing I could do bar knocking on every single
person's door in the entire street and saying do you
own a white to.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Well you could have started with your right writing door.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Anyway, we want to put this out to our beautiful people, right, Yeah, not.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
So much about me, just for you bad neighbors. Are
you one or do you have one?

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Yeah? With naughty neighbors?

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Yeah, I got a story for you next, naughty neighbors.
We're asking you right now in thirty one, oh, two three.
Are you a naughty neighbor or do you have a
naughty neighbor? Because I had a little sprinkler incident where
a neighbor who I'm not actually certain which one it is,
ended up with water from my sprinkler in the back
of their open windowed car. And I'm a bit of
a naughty neighbor because I didn't do anything about it,

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so I didn't know which neighbor it was.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
To be fair, I think nine out of ten people
would probably do what you did.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Yes, as soon as you said you should have told them,
I could see in your eyes you would not have
told run inside.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Yep, exactly, pretended it never happened.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Bruce in Burnside's called in on thirty one oh two three. Brucey,
you're the naughty neighbor.

Speaker 18 (48:56):
Yeah, I get home from work and I need to
go for a swim, and so I get I'm dressed
inside and run out to the line where my swimmers are.
I didn't realize the neighbor was up cleaning her guts.
She got copped a.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Nyefall did a naughty man? Bruce?

Speaker 1 (49:10):
And how have your interactions been since she's seen all
of Bruce from burnside.

Speaker 18 (49:16):
Fine pops and champagne.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
And were you wearing clothes at the time though, Oh yeah.

Speaker 18 (49:24):
Yeah, yeah, I can't.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
I couldn't walk around the public.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Bruce, I love it. Everyone loves a little skinny dip.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
We love a little bit.

Speaker 18 (49:31):
Lu You run a max a good good idea for
it with your sprinkler. Just send it upside down so
it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Spray Bruce anywhere.

Speaker 18 (49:38):
Just let the water soak through the ground.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Bruce, you're a smarter man than me, and that's why
I like to speak to you. And next time I'll
do that. But it's too late for the white toy
torab four now.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Tashing Parrelowie. Bad neighbors, what's your story.

Speaker 8 (49:55):
I'd just gotten into the car to take my daughter
to work and my neighbor across the road smashed into
the back of my car up on my driveway and
then rang insurance and told her I did it to
her on her property.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Oh my god, do you have the surveillance?

Speaker 8 (50:07):
Are we did? Yesterday? I had video surveillance, luckily and
she got caught out. But yeah, the nerve.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
What was it like living next to this person? After
she just tried to insurance fraud you.

Speaker 8 (50:19):
We didn't talk to her much. She was a neighbor
across the road, so luckily we didn't really have to
deal with her much. And she didn't speak a lot
of English.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
What a bad person, spring rolls to say. Sorry, was
it like a nice dark one?

Speaker 8 (50:34):
It was nice roll?

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Yeah, you to be honest. That's almost water under a bridge,
these big ones too. Not anonymous. I love anonymous. Anonymous.

Speaker 9 (50:50):
Sorry, yes, now, I just want to put it out
there that I love Christmas. I absolutely love Christmas. But
I used to live across the road from a Christmas
display house and people would pull up that park across
the drive, the park out the front and that's okay,
but that empty the ashtrays like into Yaguta. I've had
a nappy there, I've had rubbish.

Speaker 10 (51:12):
Yeah, yeah, I know.

Speaker 9 (51:13):
They didn't care, so I actually neither did I. So
when they would get out their car to go and
look at the Christmas and I wasn't the only one.
There was another naghbor that did it too, And I
wait to dup her in, but her.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Name is Jeanine. She was just down the road from me.

Speaker 9 (51:28):
It was it was years ago, but when we were younger,
but we were adults, and so when they'd get out
their car and go to the Christmas display, I would
turn on my front sprinklers on my lawn. And then
Christmas it was summer and they'd have their windows down,
and you know what, they didn't care out the sun
of my place. So I didn't care what happened.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Revenge, revenge, the christy Grinch.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
I know.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
I love Christmas, anymous, No, she likes Christmas. She just
doesn't like people celebrating Christmas out the front of her house.
Oh I get it. It's perfect sense to me. Thank
you so much for your calls. Well, great,