FULL SHOW #77: HAYLEY GETS EXPOSED FOR NOT COMPLETING HER WORK TRAINING

FULL SHOW #77:

WE STAGE AN INTERVENTION FOR HAYLEY WHO HASN'T DONE HER WORK TRAINING

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
Haley and Max in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
With these two together, anything can happen.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
This is Hailey and Max in the Morning, Adelaides number one.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
That's the fun.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Good morning, laid the Peter, Max, Bertha. Let's do it
for tuesdays.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
We survived. We have wild weather.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
It came in yesterday and it came in full on,
didn't it.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
You didn't feel it, did you.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
I was locked inside for pretty much the entire day.
I'm just trying to look up power out and don't
just see if there are many people that are.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
I hope there's not a hope. You're warm and toasting
in your houses.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
People. Oh yeah, there's still a few, is there? Yeah?
Still a few down Summond and Park, Morphaville, Marion, Brighton
on way out to Big one where Northfield. Sorry to
everyone at Northfield, like Rome and Mitchell Secondary College, they're
all out at the moment.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
That means they won't be going to school today, I hope.
So yeah, your signs won't be charged.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
People will be missing their alarms because their phone's dead.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Good news. Bridgeway Hotel just on the other side of
the road, so you can still go to the bridgeway
if you're out in your jets, go for.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Some brecky on the way out there. Yesterday I was
on the way from here to a long plains region
and where it is all the way out past Barossa.
We're getting on a train out there, and there was massive,
like the biggest trees you've ever seen, like across the
road that there was six of them in a row.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
It was so scary. But what's scary is we're all
going down that road and that would have just happened
in the last hour.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
How did you get past them?

Speaker 4 (01:59):
We're to reverse and go back and go back a
whole other way back through two wells.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Gum trees are so dangerous.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
They are the most dangerous tree. And I lived in
Wadle Park and like you walk down the street and.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
God, we're gonna die.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Are they waddled?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
No, they're not.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Weirdly, there's a lot of gum trees in what be
called gum tree parts.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
So weird. We should rename that stuffer.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
You messed up naming that one light silly, we are
you on that one dork.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
All right, hey, thousands dork, rack off your DORKI dork,
you big dumb idiot.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
That's good. I like dork.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
I like that too. Let's bring that back.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
It's a challenge for you today. I'd laid work dork
into your day. Next time you're going to insult someone,
you'll laugh out of it like that.

Speaker 6 (02:41):
I missed dork. All right, A thousand marks a daight o'clock,
don't be a dork. Win the cash treen questions sixty seconds.
You should do all right today. I think it's a
relatively easy one. And then, of course you are listening
out for when you hear it at some point in
the show when you are into Haley and Max's Beauty
in the Feast and three course dinner and tickets to
Beauty and the Beast.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
It's all happening today and they hang around Alien maxes.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
First, all right, we have some prizes to give away
right now because we would to play a new game.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, we want to send you family pass to go
and see Karate Kid Legends. It's a new movie that's
coming out. Jackie Chan and the crew. They're going again
chopping and yeah, fly kicking.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Okay, So cool now thirteen one O two three. We're
going to play a new game called Google Predicts.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
This is Burgo's idea. So oft flops, blame.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Him if it flops. It's the people playing that are terrible.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
I think you know my brain?

Speaker 3 (03:40):
How's the work?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
The only is in family feud have succeeded so long
in the States is because of Steve Harvey, the host,
not because of the guests.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
All right, so I'm going to give you rough Wasn't
he family for you?

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Rob bro Rob Broth?

Speaker 5 (03:51):
This is last name Bruff. Yeah, it's a fake.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Last night, wasn't he family for you?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Rob Broth? You spoke about that anyway.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Ryan Seacrestley is probably able to go.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah. All right.

Speaker 6 (04:01):
So I'm going to put in questions into Google and
a normal question that you put into Google, and if
you can guess one of the first four RESPEC sponsors
that Google Predictions come up, then you win that round. Okay,
So as a demo, yeah, you might google why are
my boob saw?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Also, that's not good. I hope this happens every month.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
Got the help that they needed?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Oh my god, that's really funny.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
How many days in February in a year.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Okay, I like this game.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Okay, cool, all right, cool now, and we'll give it
a crack.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, I mean you get to win prices, so you
call for Karate Kid tickets and we will give it
to each other. Ye new game for first calls today.
We like rotating through this because we have fun until
we don't. Yeah, then we just go we're board. Let's
do something else, something else. Today's game is Google Predicts.

(05:03):
We've never played it before, you have never heard it before.
We're all in this together. The way that it works
is that Burjo is hosting. He is going to start
us off with the first couple of words of a
simple Google search. You know what happens when I and
then we have to fill in the blank. I have
to guess one of the top four predicted Google answers.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, it's fun, all right, I'm playing today four Sandra
in Holding.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Hill, Hello, good morning.

Speaker 7 (05:31):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
We are very well. How are you you?

Speaker 8 (05:36):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (05:36):
I mean I'm post in the car park at Target Newton.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
They're not open yet. It's six twenty three in the morning.

Speaker 7 (05:43):
No, I'm not. I'm on my way to work.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Pulled Predictions of driving past there.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
Yeah, Sandra beef if.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Right, well you Hailey, you've got Sandra, I have got
mid Marring green with good morning. Are you parked in
a car park somewhere mid Mahur good morning?

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Yes, I'm parted at the petrol station. Yep, right, o't
get out of the you guys both on your way
to work?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Sunrise, Yeah, that's got to be in there, doesn't it.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Sunset?

Speaker 6 (06:22):
The top four times the fringe closed sunset. If one
start and the A M A start.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
I wonder if this has to be a little bit
like algorithmic.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yes, it changes.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
This is so we've got to think based on you
because you're doing Google, Like what time does the fringe start?
Is no way there in.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
The top four? Clear search a fringe start that's not
in the top four?

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Well okay, what came up for me?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
All right?

Speaker 5 (06:47):
All right, So it's a little bit influence.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah, it's actually not.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
It does change based on what's happening in the world though,
because I changed it. I did it yesterday and then
today the AMAS popped up. So the is on or
something music, So changes based on what's happening. How many times.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Can I have sex in a week.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Oh wow, that's up to you. How many times?

Speaker 5 (07:15):
How many times do I brush my teeth to day?

Speaker 3 (07:18):
How many times?

Speaker 5 (07:20):
This one's oh god?

Speaker 4 (07:21):
How many times do I.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Come even think of any same? You buzz us both
out on this one. This is boring radio.

Speaker 6 (07:29):
How many times a day should I poop? Should I pee?
How many times was Darwin bombed? And how many times?
Just fifty?

Speaker 3 (07:36):
When was Darwin bomb.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
How many times was fifty cent shot.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
In Darwin?

Speaker 3 (07:46):
How many times was he shot? Nine?

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, Darwin was bombed in World War Two?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Which happened?

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Googling that?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Now Max in the lead? Here we go. What should
I do with.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
My smelly undies?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
I do with the knowledge of how many times fifty
cent got shot?

Speaker 3 (08:09):
What should I.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Do with my lawn with?

Speaker 3 (08:13):
What should I do?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
What should I do with.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
My new girlfriend? With my new boyfriend?

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Should do on a date? What should I do about?

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Quite simple?

Speaker 3 (08:22):
What should I do with dirty washing?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
It's still not I just don't like this game, this game,
it's struggling so shap.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
What should I do with my life, my hair, my money,
my super You liked it when you won before, you
don't like it now?

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Anyway? We had five of these, So if I get
one more from now on, I win.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
We're never playing this game again.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
We're definitely revisiting.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
This part of the Dinner Alive.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, okay, Where can I find my toothbrush? Where can
I find a job? Where can I my partner?

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Where can I find my kids?

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Where can I where can I phone number?

Speaker 6 (09:07):
Working with chill and check someone will get this? Why
do dogs fuck?

Speaker 2 (09:14):
No?

Speaker 3 (09:15):
I have we whiter dogs scratch whiter dog's bite.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Right by the way, MAXI wins.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Was I'm so sorry not out there, but great news
for you.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
You are going to the movies.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
You've got Karate Kid, Legends of Family bars to go
and say.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Thank you for you know it's Sandra, just because I
love you. You got tickets as well.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Okay, sick through the worst radio? All right, all right,
I want to talk about something that's happening at my
house every night.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Homework.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
I have ten and a thirteen year old.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
But this is particularly with my ten year old, who
finds school hard. So by the end of the day
his brain is fried. Right, so the last thing he
wants to do his homework. I am a very different
person to him. So when I was at school, I
would rush home and do all my homework and had
to get an A plus and would get anxiety if
I did it, And that's bad.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
You don't want to be like that because that's too
much pressure on yourself.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Yeah, okay, by the end of the day, everyone's worked,
everyone's tired. You should be spending that time together and
enjoying each other's company rather than feeling that real rage
of like, just do your homework. And I don't want
to compare our kids to anybody else, but I don't
want him to be behind. So I'm like, I wish
you didn't have to do homework. And he does have
a limited homework because of dyslex here and things like that,

(10:43):
which is excellent. His school is excellent, but it still
means you still have to do like forty five minutes
worth of work and here by that time there's nothing left.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
So what are you saying, I don't want homework.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Well, yes, I don't want homework, but also it's the
thing of how you get your kid to do it.
We will fight and go head to head and then
I'll end up doing it for him, and then there's
no point, Like I would love for schools just to
have a blanket rule before year ten, no homework just
in your night with your family. You're ten, you're ten, eleven, twelve, Fine,

(11:12):
you're doing you like, that's fine, but it's also setting
a precisdent of what we do now. You're not supposed
to bring your work home with you. You do work,
you go home, you clock off, and you be with
your family.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
It was like half an hour of work.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
No, but it's not some kids, like he's in your five,
that's normally like maybe forty five minutes an hour of
homework a night. That's a lot for a little brain
to come home and do it.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
At night, and it just causes this really bad.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Dynamic in the family. We're all fighting. We've got someone
very special.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
On the phone is a lecture at the School of
Education here at the university.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
It is Dr Tom Porter Morning.

Speaker 8 (11:42):
Dr Tom Morning, Thank you for having me.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Can you share it Hayley's frustrations on homework or is
it a good thing?

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Are you going to say I'm bad for saying this.

Speaker 8 (11:52):
You're not alone, Haley.

Speaker 9 (11:54):
A lot of parents battle with their children every night
to do homework. So you're not alone. The way that
you're feeling is very common. But I think homework's one
of those things that the jury's still out on it
on whether it has any kind of importance or whether
it's actually essential to students learning. And when we look
at like a lot of the research behind it, it
kind of has a minor effect, more so for secondary students,

(12:15):
so we're not sure that it's actually as meaningful as
we once thought it really was.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
How do you feel knowing that quite often will be battling, battling, battling,
and then I just get so fed up that I
end up doing it, you know, like he'll go to
school the next day with homework that he hasn't even done.
It's just wasted an hour of our lives fighting. And
then I've helped him do it.

Speaker 9 (12:33):
Talk to the teacher and really outline that homework shouldn't
be a battle.

Speaker 8 (12:37):
And sometimes you've got to prioritize well being in family
and that battle is not going to have a.

Speaker 9 (12:42):
Positive impact on you and your relationship with your child.

Speaker 8 (12:45):
And so I think it's about going about.

Speaker 9 (12:47):
Quality over quantity, and you know, and setting a small
routine where you might only do five or ten minutes.

Speaker 8 (12:53):
If that doesn't work, then abandon it.

Speaker 9 (12:54):
It's better to focus on effort rather than actually getting
the homework done to take to school.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Can you even put a blanket on kids these days
and say homework is good homework is bad.

Speaker 9 (13:05):
My decade of teacher, I never gave homework. Children go
to school for you know, six seven hours a day,
or they go and then they do.

Speaker 8 (13:10):
Co curricular activities. They're tired, you know.

Speaker 9 (13:13):
I think it's important that you have family time after
school and time to focus on well being. And if
homework is a priority of the school, that's also okay.
But focus on quality that the smaller amounts and effort
rather than trying to get things done and cramming for
a few hours up till midnight.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
There you have it.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Last. He is the man that knows better than any
of us, and he says, do it if you want.
That's what he said.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Love. He's been telling this for years. The room was true.
He's tea.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
All right, here's a movie you got to see. Disney's
new Lilo and Stitch live action remake has actually broken
the record for the highest Memorial Weekend debut in history.

Speaker 5 (14:03):
Yeah, good for them.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
I feel like I missed out on something I never
saw Lula Stitch.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
I'm sure the original Leloan Stitch I reckon. The cartoon
version came out in like twenty and two. Yeah, ten
years old. Saturday Disney Leo.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Says, I was twenty. I was not seeing Disney movies
when I was twenty.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, I was. Yeah, it was right.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
It even beat Tom Cruise's Mission Impossible, which also premiered
and historically gross more than Top Gun as well.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Maverick so love Top gun Man.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Speaking of Disney movies, though, they are doing some more remakes,
some more prequels and sequels and all that jazz.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah, so this Lelo and Stitch Live Action one, A
lot of people have gone to see it, so they're
making money. But also the reviews are only like, eh, middling.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
I don't go on reviews though, I just go on
what I think.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Sometimes you haven't seen it yet.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
But if I don't care people saying it's crap, I'll
still go if I want to see it.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
But if everyone knows Crab, it's probably crap.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, No, I don't care what everyone else thinks.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
It's the live action, the live action remakes, that's Disney
doing all the time that people. I think it's starting
to get a little.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Bit fed up.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Yeah, well they're not going to do a live action
for Toy Story, are they? But they are doing a
Toy Story five in twenty twenty six. I think I
just find Toy Story so sad.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
When Andy grows up.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
It's the saddest thing, especially when you have he's.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
Got like one foot in the grave.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
It's so sad he'd be like thirty five.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
He's so old he doesn't need toys.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Is a day. It's probably my age.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Actually, it's so incaing thing is all the remakes and
all of the live action remakes. It's just like, you
have written some of the most iconic stuff in history,
and why would we need a Toy Story five or
an Ice Age six?

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Where I need Ice Age that was done and dusted,
just so.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Write another one, another iconic movie.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
You've got Pickle because it works like Devil Wears Pritor.
You would have been bang up for that, right, Mel's
Streep and Hathaway love Devil Wears Prada.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
Right, not quite my wheelhouse, but I can appreciate.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
That it's a good guy that you would love. That
that's right up your alley.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
They're gonna do number two in twenty twenty six, that
you've got to leave alone.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
You cannot do that again without merril, without adding.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
To remake it ten years after it came out.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Let's move on to another story that we love this morning,
the French president Emmanuel Macron.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Emmanuel Macron, that sounds more friend. Yeah, there's a video
that's going viral.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
He is basically landing in Vietnam. He's been on a
holiday wherever.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
He's been with his wife.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
You see him step out to go down the stairs,
and all of a sudden, there's two hands that are
like smushing his face, like it's like a his wife
is hissing his face, but it's smushing it at the
same time.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
So you can see he's in the doorway, she's behind
the doorway as it's just opened, and she's aggressively pushed
his face.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Yeah, it's actually a very weird relationship.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
He was fifteen when they met, and she was thirty.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
And she was his former high school teacher.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
She's seventy two now.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
The whole relationship is very strange.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
There were a lot of rumors for a long time,
so prevalent that he himself actually came out and addressed them,
not just internet rumors, but suggested she was born a
biological man.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
They persisted for so long that the French president came
out a few years ago, and it's just like.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
That is horse crack.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Oh that people are saying that because she looks manly.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
They were just the rumors.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
I'm not saying that she looks one way or another.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Imagine if someone said that about you, Yeah, he's a
man like that.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
I was a man. I'm not people like people talk about.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
No, and you're not twenty four years old.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
If people started talking going, do you think Hailey was
once a man?

Speaker 2 (17:53):
I would be.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
That would be awful. Yeah, so that's why he addressed
the rumors.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah, I would have to address those rumors too.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Are you a man? Is this building up for something?

Speaker 3 (18:01):
A twenty this morning? Find out yesterday was the end
of the world.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Wasn't it apocalypse in Adelaide?

Speaker 8 (18:13):
Yah?

Speaker 3 (18:14):
We got to work yesterday. We're not gonna lie. We
walked outside and we're like, what the hell. The media
is such an a hole.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
They just like to build things up, saying there's gonna
be this big weather events.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
Hey, we are the media, We're not really you and I.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
And where no one takes yes, but we don't take
no one takes us seriously.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
The Bureau of Meteorology is who we were mostly upset
with yesterday because we wanted.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
A weather event.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
We did, and we weren't getting it in the morning.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
And then we got it.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yeah, we got it, and it went wild.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
The sky went black.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
And all those beautiful autumn leaves was like shining, looking
so beautiful against the dark sky.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah. So nearly thirty thousand people around Adelaide were without power.
There's still more than three thousand people who don't have power.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
We had one.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Hundred and sixty power lines down and wind gusts over
one hundred and twenty k's an hour.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
I was terrified yesterday.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
We were driving in a little minibus from Adelaide to
like near the Brossa and we're on the way and
you know when you're in a movie and you can
see all the wind, the fake wind, and the big
tumbleweeds and stuff going across the road. Yeah, that was
what was happening. There were signs down, there were trees down,
like it was wild.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
And then we got to a point in the road
and there was three the.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Biggest gum tree and six sorry of the biggest gum
trees you've ever seen, lined across a road that we
were all going down like, it's so lucky.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
No one got killed, Yesterda, they'd already fallen.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
They'd just fallen though, and you had to do a
big detour.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
We had to turn around, very.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
Inconvenient for filming. Inconvenience. Also, you didn't die, which is
good though.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, that was also a plus. Anyone that saw any
of the pictures of the beach, or if you went
down to the beach last night, you would have seen
the ocean like the tide was so high. They had
the storm surge that it was flooding over like into
the Henley Life Saving class everywhere up onto the grass,
over the jetties. There were surfers jumping onto waves from

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the top.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Of the jetties.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
All the Mini mick fa of the world were like, yeah,
there's a shacker, game, mate, get the grim Nally Over
on York Peninsula down to Marion Bay, there was vision
that we got in at Channel ten. I assume everyone
got it of a shack on the waterfront that had
just been purely blown over into the ocean. Oh no, yeah,

(20:28):
just blown straight sort of. Yeah, we're not in Marion
Bay anymore. Yeah, blown over and then up. The unfortunate
thing about this, aside from all of that unfortunate stuff,
is that up in like the mid North, there's all
this vision coming out from you know, Auroru, where we've
got all these great farmers and they were hoping to
finally get some rain because they've honestly had half a

(20:52):
mill of rain vents for years. Yeah, and they thought
statewide rain event, yes, So they didn't get any. All
they got was tremendous dust storm.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
When I say dust is the worst thing as well.
You know when you're in a dust storm and you
get home and it's all in your ear, in your nose.
Have you ever picked your nose up speak of a
dust storm. It's just it's so gross, that's so satisfying.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
It's so yacht chunky covered. Your face is covered in
that crap.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
My most niche takeaway from yesterday speaking of dust storms
is I get a little I get a little kick
out of. I don't know if you ever pulled up
to an intersection like a big, a proper big one,
like the three lane intersections, Yeah, right in the middle
of the four way intersection. There's always just like a
little patch of dust and debris that the cars over time,

(21:41):
they just curve around it and they the dust and
debris just gets pushed into a little never noticed that
patch right in the middle. Yeah, there's a big one
on West West Terrace and the top of any beat
trod that I drive through every day. And this little
patch only goes away when you get a heap of
wind and a heap of rain. That has gone. That
drove through this morning and it's gone. It's been there

(22:02):
for like six months because we.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
Haven't had any rain.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Your little patch, little patch or dust and debris.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
I notice that.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
Now if you if you're without power or you need anything,
call the radio station, call Lass just to say hello,
are you going to do I don't know, Just to
make you feel better, I don't know. So it's nice
to have a friend, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
What I gonna get out there high vision, fix your power.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
Oh, come and down in the middle of the road
and direct traffic.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
He's going to come and put some power lines up
near your house. I would. One of our favorite stories
has been doing the rounds for a couple of days.
Here a labor heavyweight. We'll call them heavyweight. He's the
Federal Energy Minister, Chris Bowen. You will have seen him
popping up all the way through the election. He's strolled
into a church, a mass over in Sydney on a

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Sunday morning, and he's been photographed because I mean, he's
a famous person in Australia. But he's been photographed not
just sitting in the front row. He's sitting in the
front row holding a bowl with a fork in one hand,
chowing down on a bowl of pasta.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
He is neck deep and I love everything about this story.
And you can just feel the warmth of that cardboard container,
like a pasta go go kind of container.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yeah, it's a takeaway container. He's clearly just bought it
on his way to the mass.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
I wonder if it's like a pudd An esca.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yeah, you wouldn't do Marinara because that's like fishy.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
His name is Chris bow and he wouldn't past Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, play real white person pass, Yeah, put esa for you.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
And I don't even know what that is mate.

Speaker 10 (23:33):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
It had an olive in his life.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
The priest who was up there, Reverend the Anthony Fregolent
was so a gas.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Sounds like a pasta in itself?

Speaker 5 (23:45):
Does I'd love a bit of.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
He was so a gas that he finished his service
by reminding the audience that they shouldn't be eating during masks,
because he had clearly clopped the energy minister. Sitting in
the front row eating pasta. It is.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
It is an odd thing to do in church, right,
But I feel like like it's not like he's got
his transure out and he's cooking up it, like he's
boiling the water and making It's not like some school camp.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
He's just bought in a little pasta. So when you
go to the movies, you sneak it in and then
you eat your sushi.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
It's very different. Yeah, but it's dark in than movies.
In you by yourself. You're in the front row of
masks and someone's talking about how someone died for your sins.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
But mass can be a little bit tiring, sure for
some people. So so you need to make you know, what.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Makes things more exciting is you can eat. No, you
don't want to drink a red bull.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
That's root in church, you wouldn't do that. So his
thing is he claims he didn't even realize that he
was in a mass.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
It's like this big he was.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
It's like big festivals outdoors, and he's like, I just
thought I was sitting down to watch someone speak.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
No, you're in a mass.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
No, even if you're in.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
A public space and everyone's sitting in suits, you don't
really get your past to go go out and start eating.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
When there's a guy out there doing the side of
the cross, it's like, oh, it's an interesting way to
start a speech.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
Yeah, you used to be you scho church.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Well, then I went to we did when I went
to school. We started.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
It was an Anglican school and we did a lot
of I was in the choir, so we would go
round to different churches and sing. And the big cathedral
in North Adelaide, we were there at a Christmas time
and we'd have our little like in home alone, we
had our little candle and you'd be singing all the
Christmas carols.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
And Hailey, being.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Hailey, liked a little to be a little bit naughty
sometimes and I would singe the girl's hair in front.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Of her and it was so funny.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
Steps up there goes.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
She had no idea, but it was just enough.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Her hair didn't set a light.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
It was just enough to singe and make the girl
my best friend next to me laugh.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
So we would laugh and singed hair. That's very wrong.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
You shouldn't do that, and so you shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
But it is funny to talk about on the radio.
So we can open up the confessional. What have you
done in church? Any played religious place? I could definitely
reveal that I have been at a funeral in the
last couple of years in a church and checked some
basketball sk Oh no rude during a lull.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Did you get any scary eyes from your mum? Meg?

Speaker 1 (26:17):
No, mum wasn't aware of this until seven twenty eight
this morning.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
Right now, he.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Would be mortified. Your beautiful mom, you're checking basketball score.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
To know if the team had won.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
That is so much more rude than eating a bowl
of aise at a mass.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Give us a ring. If you can match any of
these things, we're gonna do. Pastor and the Pasta get it.
We've got a fifty dollars pasta voutcher. If you can
call in and match any of these stories, What did
you do in church? Super Federal Energy Minister Chris Bowen
has been told off by a Catholic priest for sitting

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in the front row of his mass on the weekend
with a big bowl of pasta that he was just
tucking into.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
I mean, rookie area.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
If you get to eat pasta, you sit at the
back of the room where no.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
One can see.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
They've reserved him a seat because he's like a big
federal politician.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Yeah, but he's past a.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
Go go at the same time and help himself.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Is this sad? Wait?

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Guys, my uber litiverary guys, here, go and get it.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Get your little for credit to any Carvanara for bowen
a body of Christ for everyone else's hungry. So we
want to talk.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
We want you to step into our little confession confession
booth and talk about what you've done in church that
maybe you shouldn't have, what you.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Get caught doing in church thirteen and one O two three.
We do have a faster pass without on the line.
Jason in PARILOUI, what did you do as a kid
in church? Ah?

Speaker 11 (27:38):
So, I was probably about eight years old there and
the local church that we had, Me and my cousins
used to go there. Inside the fridge there was the
honesty honesty box. You could put your money in a
dollar in grab a grab a counter coat. We're only
eight years old. We didn't have a dollar, so we
were dropping in five cent pieces and taking our taking
our coach out. But then we got a little bit smarter.
On down the track we realized you could drop a

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small rock in there, which still counts like money.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Thank god, that a small rock. That's how they used
to that was money. Back in the day in cave
man Ere, one of.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
The nunsas has opened up the box and just found
a couple of five cent pieces and some rocks.

Speaker 11 (28:15):
Yeah, I suppose, Yeah, they probably were getting in for
a bit of a surprise. And I thought they'd hit
the jackpots nice and heavy that day.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
But it was just do you feel guilty now?

Speaker 11 (28:22):
As an adult, I feel like I've got a win.
I've got a few cokes out of it.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
If you don't feel guilty, we'll.

Speaker 11 (28:30):
Find out when I hit the pearly gates.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah, you know what, Jason, the Catholic Church has got
enough money they can pay for a few of coke.
I think a noon in Smithfield, I loving a non
with a confession. What happened to you? And Non?

Speaker 7 (28:45):
I was at thirteen and it snuck out to a
party which I wasn't meant to be at, and it
met a very nice well i'd say a nice boy,
but probably not that nice.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Anyway.

Speaker 7 (28:54):
We went to look for somewhere a little bit private,
which happened to be a church, and I committed this
sin on the steps, I said, church in the middle
of the.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Night, and none of them, none you sawcy minx.

Speaker 7 (29:07):
And that's what I was staying on.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
I like it, but I love that you've caught us.
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Did you ever feel like, you know, when you break
a mirror, you've got seven years bad luck? Do you
ever feel that doing something like that has given you
a bit of bad luck? Or has it been a
not really?

Speaker 1 (29:21):
So?

Speaker 7 (29:21):
To be honest, it was a bit of all. My
grandparents passed away and I live with my grandparents as
a child, and I was acting out, So I stuck
away to a party, lied to my nanna about that
the girls. Nana lied and said we were going to
the movies. Then I drank alcohol, bought alcohol underage from a.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
Pub person, A sinner.

Speaker 7 (29:42):
I was. I was on a roll, a roll.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
You've got stories, though, yeah, I have.

Speaker 7 (29:50):
I have indicated myself. I'm now working age care and
I'm lovely.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Amen.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah with you, we give her a prize? Can be
so bad.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
I mean we don't know a name, but someone in
Smithfield is getting a fifty dollars faster pass of it.
Goeling on, Thank you, bad girl, and we going.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
To get to your story. Burgo, yeah, go on.

Speaker 6 (30:11):
I don't feel very comfortable talking about it. I stole
cash from my church.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Yeah parish.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Where a full park.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
It was at before park?

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Which church you need to go and put that money
back in there today?

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Which church?

Speaker 2 (30:32):
How dare you do?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Was it from the donation?

Speaker 6 (30:35):
No, it was from the cafe little cash chin. I
stole four dollars to go and get some petrol.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
To drive three k's up the road or something.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Four dollars you can before much.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
Okay, you need to go back there and we're about
four dollars back in there.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
You can't. You can't continue your life not doing that.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
You must repent.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
I'll give them forty bucks.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
Okay, interest done, it's a lot of petrol. That's half
a chase.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Let's do this now.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Should we've been trying to help out Karina in Fulham
this morning? You can reach us any time, and we
will try. Adelaide will definitely help you out with some
relationship dramas.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
Her relationship drama involves her husbands.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Yes, her husband saying, I don't want you to go
back to work.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
You've got two kids. I want you to stay home
and be a stay home mum. And she really wants
to go.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Back and you have had I mean most people are
saying let her go back to work.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
Let her go back to work.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
We had a text to call in saying, text in
saying I can understand from the husband's point of view,
he's just trying to give her a nice life. We
have someone on the line right now in Hendon. It
is Marie, who is Karina's mother in law. Good morning Marie.

Speaker 10 (31:52):
Good morning guys. How are you Marie?

Speaker 4 (31:55):
You've heard all this unraveling on the radio as the
mum of Pete.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
How are you feeling?

Speaker 10 (32:01):
Look it could be taken either way because some could
think it's controlling, but some could also think it's lovely
because he's trying to his wife stay at home longer.
I know myself I was to stay at home mum
and he did. He loved having me around. We went
out all the time, but he probably doesn't know this.
It was very isolating. I lost a lot of friends

(32:23):
because I was never socializing. The social life of working
I missed out on. And if I could have my
time over, I probably would have gone back to work,
even in a part time capacity.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Yeah, just for you, right, just for a little one.

Speaker 10 (32:37):
Hundred percent it was a little bit life changing and
looking like I don't regret the time with Pete and
my kids, but to my beautiful daughter in law, I
will ring my son and have a good old chatter him,
but I encourage to go out there and do what
she wants to do, because you can be a parent
and have a life too.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Are you saying, because I kind of agree with this,
do you feel like you would have been maybe better
if you had a little bit of that as well,
like a little bit of work, a better mum.

Speaker 10 (33:06):
One hundred percent. I was a good mom. I don't
question myself there, but I would have been a happier mum.
And one hundred percent you need adult interaction and you
need your own life on top of your mum life.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
So Marie, you've just said you're gonna this is something
you would talk to your son about and say, hey,
personal experience, maybe not the best decision.

Speaker 10 (33:29):
One hundred percent, only because I don't because he had
such a good childhood in his eyes, I don't think
he realized the impact it had on me.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
He probably thought that's what you wanted.

Speaker 10 (33:38):
Yes, And if I explain it and tell him how
I actually felt as an adult, he will probably see
it in a different light.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Now you have just waited in a perfect way. Marie.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
That's like, that's really lovely and also great for other
people to hear that too.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Other mums live age.

Speaker 10 (33:55):
Yeah, well, so many parents support their kid even if
they think the decision's wrong.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
I'm all about.

Speaker 10 (34:02):
Making the right decision for everyone.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Yes, well you like Yes, you like your daughter in law,
don't you, Marie.

Speaker 10 (34:09):
I don't want another one, that's for sure. She's amazing.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Yeah, that's so nice. Well, thank you, thank you so
much for calling.

Speaker 12 (34:17):
Ten questions, sixty seconds, thousand dollars okay.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Money, mad okay.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Sarah in Golden Grove, How does it feel that today's
a day that you get to hang up the boots
and retire for good?

Speaker 8 (34:33):
Yep, oh that would be amazing.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
You just have to get questions right in sixty seconds
and retirements all yours because you will have run one
thousand dollars Sarah. Okay, Sarah maybe doesn't think you can
retire on one thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Later adding so much with one thousand.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Dollars, What will you do with the rest of it
after you've set yourself up for life with a thousand tops?

Speaker 5 (34:57):
Oh, we like it.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Give us the rules, Hailey, pasion.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
The rules are we must accept your first answer and
if your pass will come back at the end, you've
got sixty seconds, ten questions.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Good luck, Sair beah, thank you all.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Right, Sarah, Your money minute starts now starting with B.
What is another name for a power outage?

Speaker 3 (35:17):
I'm blackout?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
What suburb is furl Plaza? In a popular kids movie
is Leelo? And what pick name of a key ingredient
in guacamole?

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Apocado?

Speaker 1 (35:30):
What type of creature was a stegosaurus? Which singer has
the albums Blackout, Britney Jean and Circus. What sport is
Sam Kurbst known for? And soccer? Paddle pop is a
type of what game? What city is the Sydney cricket

(35:54):
ground in.

Speaker 8 (35:57):
Kidney?

Speaker 1 (35:58):
What is ten times nine? What suburb is furl Plaza
in furl Plaza, what suburbs pearl Lasa in earl?

Speaker 5 (36:10):
Yeah, good one.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Who's got the album's Blackout, Britney Jean and Circuit.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
And Sarah, that's all all right, well done, you locked
in ten.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Let's see how you went starting with b what's another
name for power outage?

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Blackout?

Speaker 4 (36:28):
Yes, you did definitely lock in that furl is where
pearl Plaza is.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
Well done, Very confident on that one as well, Sarah.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
It was Lilo and Stitch Avocado in guacamole. Segasaurus is
a dinosaur. Sam Kerr is best known for soccer. The
Sydney Criocket Ground is in Sydney.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
It's a tough one. That one, ten times nine ninety Yep.
What else have we got?

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Britney Britney, Yes, you locked in Brittany and her albums
are Blackout and Britney Jean.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
That's nine, Sarah.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
I think everybody who is listening to this right now
is screaming at the radio.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
They know what's about to happen.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Because we said to you a paddle pop is a
type of what now. If I said to you, you
said ball game, it's a ball game. But if I
said to you, I had eight paddle pops while I
was at Sapsaza one day. Chocolate paddle pops in the grandstand.
What would I be eating?

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Want to pop it?

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Sarah?

Speaker 1 (37:31):
You haven't lived, but you have one ninety dollars. You
can go and buy some ice creams with it.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Paddle pop, you are missing out. Chocolate paddle pops arelive.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
My goodness, Sarah, you've got ninety bucks to go to
the servo today and buy yourself a big box of
paddle pops.

Speaker 8 (37:50):
All right, Oh, thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
So good fun fact for you. Rainbow paddle pops are
caramel flavor.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
That is a fun fact because you don't realize it
because you're like, oh, touch the rainbow, taste the rainbow.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Touch the rainbow.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
Yeah, that's the Skittles thing.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
No, I get it.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
Sometimes I don't know if you.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Do, I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
So yeah, anyway, Hey, you know what ninety bucks or Sarah,
and we should probably give this money away tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (38:16):
Hey, coming up next, Hailey Pearson Big Trouble with the
Big Bosses. Yesterday, she was ranting about the education system
and how ridiculous homework it.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Is it's awful for our children. Their brains are fried.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Apparently it's awful for our adults as well, because you
haven't done any of it and you are in a
welder hurt Missy, I've got no homework. I'm an adult
that there's a couple of pages of things that you
haven't done.

Speaker 6 (38:41):
Anxiety, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, Hailey Pearson.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yesterday you came to us with a passioned and impassioned
plea homework. It's ripping my family apart.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
It is.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
My kids hate it, annoying. I get in fights with
them all the time. We had people calling in saying
you're right, Haley, I agree with you. Homework's no good.
It sucks with my family.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Passive aggressive Right now, what have I done?

Speaker 5 (39:10):
I could be straight aggressive if you wanted.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
I don't want that aggressive mace of yours with your
big boggley eyes.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Who's being aggressive?

Speaker 6 (39:19):
Now?

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Your shirt's undone again? By the way, all right, I'm
a hot mess. You are a hot mess. I got
sent an email after someone who had heard your break
yesterday complaining about the homework, suggesting maybe Haley needs to
look after her own backyard in that email someone in
this company has forwarded me. There are eight different training

(39:45):
courses which we have to do as part of working
for ARN, which is the parent company of Mix one
or two point three. You have done zero of the
compulsory training court and.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Keep getting these stupid emails and I just delete them.

Speaker 5 (39:59):
None of us like them.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
I always do them when they're over due.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
How do we have to do training? We just talk
on the radio.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
That's sort of quite a big deal.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
I can't get into my computer to be able to
do that.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
So we have eight compulsory training Have you guys done that?

Speaker 5 (40:15):
You've done zero of them?

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Everyone here, so not just me and Virgo, all of
our producers, all of our bosses comes up, nods.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
It's watching one of those training videos and answering questions.
I don't have time, so let.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Me go through what you haven't done, just briefly. No
one else cares respect in the workplace. That one's quite obvious.
I respect the workplace, cybersecurity awareness, privacy awareness, workplace workplace workplace.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
I haven't completed learning how to.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Speak workplace health and safety awareness, commercial radio code training,
safe work procedure, practical jokes and horseplay and on air
and digital escalation policy.

Speaker 5 (40:58):
Horseplay not to do with actual horses.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Done the training.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
So what I wanted to do for you right now
is just maybe I could give you a quick little
crash course.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
No, I don't want to do homework, but I tell
you something about myself at home. It's just work when
you're at work. I don't want to do work, is
what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
I want to do work.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
I in school. I worked my bum off. I was
I worked so hard. As soon as year twelve finished
A plus, Hayley hung up her boots and I just
stopped giving a crap about anything, isn't it Uni.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
I just wanted to pass.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
I didn't care about anything becoming more evident every day.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
I've got twenty three thousand unread emails. I just don't
like life.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
I just want to have fun mate the paperwork stuff.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
I'm going to give you three questions from our cyberty
cyber security awareness training.

Speaker 7 (41:50):
Hay me afair.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
If I fail, take me off fair question sleep in.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
This is question ten in it. What is phishing? Is
it a method of encrypting emails? I love fishing be
a high tech way of catching fish? See sending authorized
emails for work purposes, or the sending faky emails to
steal personal information. D said with confidence, Yes, of course

(42:14):
it is done.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Thank you. The first thing I thought of that time
I went fishing for cart. Yeah, in the Murray River.
You're supposed to book cart back by the way.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
I've got another one for you've been working on. You've
been working on a project with sensitive team member information
while finishing up some work.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
On is not thinking about this good?

Speaker 1 (42:34):
You get called away from your desk urgently someone's talking
about fish or something and you have to leave. What
should you do before you leave your desk unattended? Select
all that apply, tuck your chair in, leave your screen
up on the project work. Ensure there are no sensitive
printed documents on your desk.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
Log out of your laptop.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Why is this even a thing? Who cares? Who cares
what I do when I go up to the bathroom
or go to someone else's desk. I'm not going to
do anything.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
You're doing none of those you reckon.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
There's some loser around the station that going to go
and steal all my IP.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
I can tell you that doing nothing is the wrong things.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
You just put your close your laptop, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Yeah, you close your laptop, you log out, and you
en sure that there are no printed sensitive documents on.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Your anybody else hate this paperwork stuff.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Last one for you, And I wonder where your mind's
going to go with this question.

Speaker 5 (43:26):
It's three words. It's very simple. What is whaling.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
When someone's trying to have a baby that.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
You hailean mass, Beauty and the Feast.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
On all right, it's coming up very soon.

Speaker 6 (43:52):
It's here in the Festival Theater where you're playing a
magical night out in Adelaide with Halleu Max's Beauty in
the Feast. You have to listen out for our beautiful bell.
When you hear it, you call thirteen one O two three. Yeah,
the bell.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
We're not going to play it for you because the
next time you hear something that sounds like a bell
is when you have to call in, and it will
sounds something a little bit nice of the Haley did
the whaling.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Yeah, it won't sound like that, but when you hear it,
you could have called us, because we want to bring you.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
And your guest to our dinner party.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Beauty in the Feast, Yeah, Beauty in the Feast. Three
delicious courses at the kitchen, and then we're all going
to just duck off down to Disney's Beauty and the
Beast Musical together.

Speaker 13 (44:26):
I'm so excited the subject Hello, Sorry, it's me, It's
Stephen the boss. You've changed the subject to Beauty and
the Feast. You've got to do all your training and
you haven't done it so by Friday, I.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Think Stephen has worked out how to use the microphone
from guys.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
I don't want to do this, I said, I'll only
do this job if I don't. Literally, all I have
to do is come here and talk on the radio.
I'm too busy to fill out any quick because.

Speaker 5 (44:50):
You don't want to do online as sooners.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
I don't like that. I'll leave and you don't want
me to leave.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
Stephen want to do the training, but.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
I don't have to do it.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Why do I have to do it?

Speaker 2 (45:01):
It's legal requirements.

Speaker 5 (45:03):
You're the only person.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
I'm not a stupid idiot. I'm not going to come
here and.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
Do something stupid.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Haley. Haley, you're the only person in the entire company,
like around the entire Australia that hasn't done any of
the guarantee.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
You Jackie Oh has not done this.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
She has either she either she has or she has
paid someone to do it.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
To do it for her.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
We'll find the person to do it for you there.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
As soon as it's too hard. I don't want this.

Speaker 13 (45:26):
One hundred and thirteen days overdue according to the system.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Am I. I've worked it for one hundred and fourteen.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Days by Friday. There you go. We have opened up
a whole can of worms in this morning.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Now we've gone down a little side road today because
I got sense an email from someone within our company
saying you should probably tell Haley to do her compulsory
training because she's done none of it, and she may
be one of the only people in all of Australia
that works for our company but hasn't done the compulsory training.
So we're talking like the little if you work in
an office, you probably get these, your little cybersecurity awareness quiz,

(46:05):
the Privacy Aware, Less Respect in the Workplace, Safe Work Procedure,
all of this stuff. There's eight of them, eight modules
that everyone else in our team has done.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
I don't want to do it, but it's done.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
It box ticking exercise though no one cares. And also
when we're learning them. We don't care. We're just copying
each other anyway.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
Point, But if you open up your emails, I don't open.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Up my emails exactly.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
If you want to contact me, you text me.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
Everyone knows that I have twenty three thousand unread emails.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Or you walk right.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Here into the studio, which is exactly what Michelle Murphy's done.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
What Michelle, Hi, are you going?

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Yeah, me too, I'm going to leave with you in solidarity.
Oh that's it. I hate these things.

Speaker 8 (46:45):
So.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
Yeah, I can show you a cheeze way to get
through it if you really want, because I don't want
you to go anywhere. Oh I don't want to like look,
to be honest, I only said yes to this job
if it was easy.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Yea. The second it gets hard, yeah, I don't want
to do it anymore. We've crossed the line. Yeah, all right.
I'm here for you, though.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
If you do go, you and all the sisters.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Were together, Haley and Michelle will agree with me here.
I didn't read any of the literature when I did it.
I just skipped straight to the quiz because I have
a brain, and it's like you open links from mysterious
emails you click no, just.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Quickly, Michelle, would you do Haley for her if she
paid you?

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Yes? Talking whatever you want, the cheap way to do it.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
I've been doing this for years. Say that HR on
the phone ready, Yeah, it feels like that. We do
have Kira, who is from the network a r N
national HR I believe calling from Queensland.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Kira, the one that's been emailing me Lonstock here is.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
One of the many that have been emailing you NonStop.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Here.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
Good morning, Good.

Speaker 10 (47:55):
Morning Haley in Gema.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
How are we okay? How are you?

Speaker 7 (48:01):
I'm feeling a little bit offended.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
You delete all my emails?

Speaker 7 (48:06):
What's fun about?

Speaker 4 (48:07):
To be honest, When I see your name pop up,
I just think.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
It's like a group all or whatever, and I'm just
like delete, move to They.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Say dear Haley at the top of them.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Yeah, but I'm going to be honest. It stresses me
out so much.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
I actually don't know how to get into the porthole
wherever you call it.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
I don't know how to get in there. And when
I'm there, I'm like, I just don't have time and
it's too hard. I think a lot.

Speaker 7 (48:36):
It's not as me, it's just h you don't like
I like.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
You as a person.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
You sounds so you know you never apply to her emails.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
And we would be really friends if you lived in Adelaide?

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Heira, can I say to you Haley is Hailey is
lovely and she comes across as really lovely right now, However,
she did just say this about you directly two and
a half minutes ago.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
Two and a half minutes ago.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Anyone from emails me, I'd literally go straight to junk.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
They're not emailing anymore, straight to junk. She's putting all
your emails. Kira, Kira, I'm so sorry. You have a
very important job.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
I just think you what happens next?

Speaker 6 (49:14):
If Haley doesn't do these? What happens? What are the
legal requirements here?

Speaker 7 (49:18):
Well, look, at the end of the day, it is
a legal requirement.

Speaker 9 (49:22):
And as you're the only person who hasn't completed these
and not just hasn't completed them, but over a one
hundred and.

Speaker 8 (49:28):
Thirteen days they've been due, I.

Speaker 10 (49:30):
Might have to take you off air.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Oh so I won't be able to talk on the
radio because I yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
It's not even not completed. It's not even it's starting.
Do you know what starting does?

Speaker 4 (49:44):
That mean I cannot come into the station. I would
love a day off. I'd love a sleeping and just
to hang out with my boys in the morning.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
It's all days off. It's not with a salary.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
Yeah, I don't want this to happen, Haley.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
I would like you to do this so that you
can stay on air with me, because they quite enjoy
our ratio.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
That you're nothing without me?

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Are you putting words in my mouth?

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Come on say it.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
It's about me on air and digital escalation policy about it?
If you've done it.

Speaker 6 (50:14):
Any last words to Haley, any last encouragement before we
move on.

Speaker 8 (50:19):
Please do it, Hailey. Yeah, otherwise you're coming up there.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
So you're breaking up.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Kurre.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
You're not there anymore.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
She is, It's perfect, she's gone. I know it is
in the weather. This one falls under the eighth one.
You haven't done practical jokes and horseplay.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
I'm good at practical jokes.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
Well, then you'll be fired in the course.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
You're nothing without me.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Oh your mic doesn't turn on anymore?

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Oh my god. Three, I'm not mid light.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
I sent mid forties, not mid forties.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Forty three is not mid.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Forty three, early forty forty seven is min No, forty
five is mid mate, Well that's the middle, that's middle forty.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Yeah, I'm early forties.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Forty to forty two thirty three, I'm in my mid thirties.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Anyway, we're arguing because Haley hasn't done.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Always fighting these days.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Well, you haven't done any of the workplace training. We've
been talking about it for the last half hour we've
had hr on. Hailey's not completed a single one of
the compulsory training modules that we all have to do
that we all hate doing just as much as Haley
hates doing.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
If it was easy and I could get into it
and do it easily, I would do it.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
But it's not. And the second it gets.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Hard, I give up. And when you took me other
things to do. When you say easy, you don't mean
the quizzes are hard. You mean physically clicking on the
link I get.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Into the page. Yeah, starting it.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Sounds like a you problem quizzes. She hasn't done respecting
the workplace. Cybersecurity away, I don't respect the workplace. More
and more apparent safe work procedure on air and digital escalation.
Just the list goes on. People are calling in to
support you though, Haley.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Oh that's nice.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
I must like the red tape. No gas are important,
no longer is called in. We always love here from
gazat or Gaza sometimes called it gazzer.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
What do you have to say to Hailey?

Speaker 12 (52:13):
I support Haley, l I leave and so to my friends.
She's the only person you've had on there that tells
it how it is with honesty. And if she leaves,
we leave the station. We no longer listen to this station.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Gazza, I love you so much. That's so nice.

Speaker 12 (52:36):
We need someone that's got a damn good sense of humor,
not a woke attitude like a lot of them have.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Are you saying, Gaza that I'm your favorite out of
Haley and mattle bit?

Speaker 12 (52:49):
Yeah, excuse me a laugh.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Thank you, thank you. I was wondering after you had
just been praising Haley for us two minutes. It did
make me sound like a bad guy.

Speaker 12 (53:01):
If she if she was leaving there, yeah, I think
Hello s A would increase in popularity amongst the public.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
She'd have more time to spend on all right, Gaza.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Well, Gaza, thanks mate.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
I think I think she's probably staying we'll work some
stuff out with the boss. I think we're going to keep.

Speaker 12 (53:20):
Yeah, there's too much red tape work.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Madness, mate, Well it's gone, mad guys.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
It has.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Thanks for your support, Gaza. I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
No worries, keep going.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
What a legend Gaza is.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Gaza, Gaza strip We love Gaza.

Speaker 5 (53:34):
He can strip on down too. Hungry Jack besu, He's
got one hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Hungry Jack's poucher.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
Gazar.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Very nice guy. We like Gaza.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Are we done now?

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (53:42):
Hopefully not for good.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
I was just that's what I was going to say.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Am I don for good?

Speaker 8 (53:45):
Now?

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Am I not coming back?

Speaker 4 (53:46):
I did pinky swear to my son that I would
only do this breakfast radio gig for a very short time.
He's made me pinky swear that I won't come back
next year.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
But it's mayeah.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Well early financial mate't do the gallundar year.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Yeah, I've always operated on that. Me financial years older,
you forty three financial years old.