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Speaker 1 (00:10):
I heard podcasts here more mix one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the free.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
iHeart app Haley and Max in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
With these two together, anything can happen.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
This is Hailey and Max in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Get that number one food fun, so much fun. It's
fine on my.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
Face because I get hate that.

Speaker 6 (00:38):
I know what to find to do, so much fun,
so many smiles, Hailey Peters and Max perfect, Good morning Miles.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Wednesday is tough, do you know?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Wednesday?

Speaker 5 (00:52):
I went and saw this, this this comedy group called Wanconomics.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Have you seen that I've read? I think I read
some of those stuff.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
Really funny, but they really funny if you ever have
a chance to go and see them.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
They come to fringe and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
But they were talking about Wednesdays at work and small
talk Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
It's fine because you can say, how was the weekend?
What's happening on the weekend?

Speaker 5 (01:11):
But Wednesdays too far from the weekend that was, and
too far from the weekend it's about to be.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
So what do you do with your small talk on
a Wednesday?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Actually they pinpointed one or two Wednesdays in the year like,
I think the Wednesday in October, like in the middle
of October as the hardest day of the year for
small talk in the office because.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
It's right in between footy season and cricket seats.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, there's nothing to talk about.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, you don't have how was your weekend? What is
on your weekend next? You don't have how's your foota
team going? And you don't have there's one.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Weekend in October. Yeah, that's where they just don't go
to work on the Wednesday. Yeah, Wednesday's tough.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I last night, I go home Wednesdays a little bit topic.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
So I had just a little bit less sleep than
I'd like.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
We got home from mom and Dad's for dinner and
I looked at I drove into our street and I
was like.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Midnight, damn it, green beIN night.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
And I've been putting off raking up the leaves on
our front lawn.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
We have two.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Deciduous trees that just and ruin all your law. Billy
in Lyn.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
You love your lawn don't we do?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
And you can't have the leaves on there for too
long because a fox out the sun. So at home
last night at eight thirty, it's bedtimes, but also the
green being gets picked up tomorrow, and if I don't
rake up the leaves, I will have leaves at my
house for the next two Do.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
You realize I offer to help you, your beautiful wife?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
But she realized I was doing She'd already walked in
and walked upstairs and had a shower, and then she
realized I still wasn't inside.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
So I just hear the window open from the bedroom.
She goes, what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (02:39):
I gotta rake up the leaves.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Love, all right, I'll see you.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
So this is what happens when you're an adult.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
You have to do things like that, break legs, put
bins out.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
For fifteen years and I'm over it. Really.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, I don't like being an adult to you, all right. Anyway,
on that note, we've got a great show for you today.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
Surely got a thousand marks a day o'clock having Max's
Money minute guaranteed win it every week hasn't gone off
so far?

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Has it?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Shockingly? Because it's very easy. We'll give away more clues
to get on Instagram this morning.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, poled it for I just want you to retire.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
That's going off. And also when you're weighing Haley Max's
Beauty in the Feast. It's a three course dinner at
the kitchen, followed by tickets to Beauty in the Feast.
Here the beautiful bell. At some point in the show
call thirteen one, O two three to win. Should we
play a new game next? Guys?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Another new game.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Now the same one as yesterday, but like Finesta, but
were the one I hated? Oh at Mom and Dad's
last night. You did it, Mum goes that Google game
that you played yesterday.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
That was terrible.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
We did again again, Meg, No, No, we finessed that.
We think we know where it went wrong. It'll be
better tomorrow, all right, Hale maxes. Some arms things are good.
Sometimes they're not that good. Yesterday we tried to play
a new game. It's called Google Predicts, and we like
new games. I mean didn't. It didn't quite go as.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
We wasn't our idea.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
That's why it was not great.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
In theory, it's good. The execution yesterday was something that
maybe we could have done a couple of times off
there before. We did it on a Hayley just didn't
like it because she was terrible at her I can't
believe we're doing this again. No, it will work. So
the way that it works is Google. You know, when
you start typing something into Google, you get a little
like it predicts what you're about to say, why is

(04:22):
the sky? And then the first the thing will pop
up and it'll be blue, you know, full of clouds whatever.
We're going to guess that, we get our little start,
and then we have to guess what Google would have predicted.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
And we've made them very easy today.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
How do you know that, well.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Because I complained yesterday that it was I hope they're easy. Yeah,
don't be so aggressive. My name is on the show. Also,
we're talking about it in the meeting. You should also
know this. The meeting was fifteen minutes ago. In the meeting,
you were in the meeting. I sat next to you
on the couch.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
I wasn't there.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
I'm open there we ever really there to a demo run? Yeah,
So it's a mixture of questions and also there might
be like a first name and you've got to get
the last name like it, you know, Yeah, all right,
first one, why is my son so tall?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Angry? Yeah, yes, I'm angry. Yeah that makes sense. That's good.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
I'm into that all right, right, we need you.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
To join the fun with us, and we needed to
join the fun with us because we're going to bribe you.
Even if you don't like the game, you'll come round
of the game. But third day one, O, two three,
come and play. We've got some movie tickets for you.
You're going to give you some tickets to go and
see Karate Kid Legends, and you take the whole family long,
the whole faan being goal and see Jackie Chan in
the game.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Alrighty, we are playing a new game. We tried it yesterday.
I hated it, Max Semi like it, Burjo loved it.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
So we're doing it again.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's going to work. Yeah, it's going to be easier today.
The game is called Google Predicts. When you go on
Google and you start typing something into that search, but
it starts predicting what you want to search, so we
get half of a search essentially, and we have to
say what Google would have predicted.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yesterday.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Was one of them was why am I? And I
said boob saw and that was correct.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
That was correct. Unfortunately, that was the warm up and
it didn't count for anything. And then you didn't get
any right in the actual game, and then you cracked it.
You cracked it all right, you spat the chewy. Today
will be easier. We've made it easier so that the
people at home can play along and get it right
as well, because we're playing four people today.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Hayleen, Yes, who am I playing for?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
You're playing for Jason in free Ling Morning, Jays Morning,
are you going?

Speaker 7 (06:29):
God?

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Why you're up so early?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Jayce on the way to work, to get up and
get it done?

Speaker 5 (06:34):
You do another day, another doll of mate, so I
get it, Come retire, Jason, will come with your Sue
in Belvie Heights.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
That's who I'm playing four Morning.

Speaker 8 (06:42):
So yes, come on, Max, we can do it.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Oh we can. So we love Sue and yeah.

Speaker 9 (06:46):
Yeah do you know me?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (06:50):
I think you're going to be good today, but Mexico
to do it for me?

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yep, I will. We're off Haley today. Don't worry about
that dog. I love being the underdog.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Okay, your first one songs about love.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Sex, kissing, Friday.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
America, songs about fun, songs about happiness.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
Friendship, missing someone's summer family. Okay, not our best start.
This is a bad game.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
No, it's gonna no one will like it if you
keep shitting on a base, right, just let us get
through one.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Where can you swim with whales?

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Sharks?

Speaker 1 (07:30):
It's got to be sharks? Yeah, hold on, how do
you like it?

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Hold on?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
You're back on the game. Really I should let you
in just for the sake of the show. No, you're right,
so sorry. I want to send you to Karate kids.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Why don't do it?

Speaker 10 (07:43):
Yeah, take my grandchildren there so you.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Don't take this away from because of your massive ego.

Speaker 6 (07:50):
Shirley too fast?

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Of course I know who Shirley Temple is. I had
a gay brother, and I grew up with all these things.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
How to be more fun, ReSpectacle kind, good looking.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Rich, wealthy? How to be more polite?

Speaker 6 (08:16):
No, god, confident, attractive, sexually intimate with your husband, social.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Okay, attract don't not so attractive?

Speaker 3 (08:25):
No, anyway?

Speaker 4 (08:27):
The cats, but.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
He hates the game? Wins Jason and freely to the movies.

Speaker 10 (08:42):
Mate, never mind?

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Sorry, So how was I meant to know that people
like Hailey are out there? Type of away duke? Cats
fart all the time. We have been fascinated with the
story of the labor energy minister Chris Bowen rolling into
church on a Sunday morning over there in Sydney and
just tucking into some pastor in the front row, bowing down.

(09:09):
There's photos of him. He is chowing down his a
mouth full of pastors while the priest is up there
doing his thing. The priest who was up there, Reverend
Anthony Fregolent, was so a gas.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Sounds like a pastor in itself.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Does I'd love a bit of pen.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
He was so ghas that he finished his service by
reminding the audience that they shouldn't be eating during Mass,
because he had clearly clopped the energy minister.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Sitting in the front row eating pasta.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
It is an odd thing to do in church, right,
But I feel like like it's not like he's got
his transure out and he's cooking up it, like he's
boiling the water and making It's not like.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
He's on school camp. He's just blowing a little pasta.
It's like when you go to the movies, you sneak
it in and then you eat your sushi.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
It's very different.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
It's dark in the movies and you're by yourself. You're
in the front row at Mass and someone's talking about
how someone died for your sins. So his thing is
he claims he didn't even realize that he was in
a mass.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Where do you think he was?

Speaker 1 (10:06):
It's this big festivwards outdoors and he It's like, I
just thought I was sitting down to watch someone speak.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
No, No, you're in a mass.

Speaker 11 (10:12):
No.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Even if you're in.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
A public space and everyone's sitting in suits, you don't
really get your past to go go out and start eating.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Deal.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
When there's a guy out there doing the side of
the cross, it's like, oh, it's an interesting way to
start a speech. Yeah, now we have someone who's seen
it all, someone closer to the man above than we are.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Father Chris Betting is an Anglican priest.

Speaker 12 (10:27):
I have seen many people eat inside churches, and we
should remember that the Mass, or the Holy Communion is
itself a meal. Actually everybody was eating.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
There, but some people are just eating the little wafers
the body of Christ.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
It's not a full carbonara.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
Have you seen actual meals like burritos and stuff?

Speaker 12 (10:45):
I have seen everything from pulling a lolly out of
their bag discreetly. I've seen people arrive with a coffee
that they've picked up on drive through the.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Way through I would totally bringing coffee to church.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
I think you're meant to be drinking coffee in church.
You've got the blood of Christ up the front.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Jesus would have loved coffee.

Speaker 12 (11:01):
These days, I'm pretty happy when people make it to church.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
I think you'd get more people there enjoying it if
they could do something else while they're there.

Speaker 12 (11:10):
Maybe mister Bowen's onto something.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
I recently watched Conclave and noted that I know it's
not a.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Documentary, but they were vaping in the Vatican.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
So should we expect that sort of gear on a
Sunday morning Mass.

Speaker 12 (11:22):
The people who actually come to our churches are just
ordinary people, and that includes people who need to sneak
a dirry occasionally.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Not in the church, surely.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Look.

Speaker 12 (11:34):
I showed up one Easter Day in the morning to
get set up to find two young people actually smoking,
you know, more than a dory in the porch of
the church, and I had to just say to them, look,
maybe find somewhere else for this.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
Come back after you finish, though, if you just really
enjoy this mess exactly.

Speaker 12 (11:52):
And when I was a school chaplain, honestly, it was
as though the kids were just trying to mess with
my head. The things they would get there would be
passing notes, they would have signals, and the big one
was if you could make a noise without moving your lips,
so you couldn't tell where the noise was coming from.
Love that, Yeah, you start a trend. So then soon
there's all this noise happening, but nobody's you can't see

(12:14):
who's doing it. Keeps are amazing like that. They can
just find the point, you know, just to really get
on your nerves.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
I used to do that all the time. I used
to not move my lips and go, I don't care.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
When the teacher was talking up there, just telling us
about Jesus ascension back to the heavens, I don't care.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
He's tea.

Speaker 6 (12:41):
Let's he's got on all right.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Let's talk music.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
The AMAS American Music Awards have been branded the worst
ever yesterday. Normally, when they have these big award shows,
they get all over the internet, all over our Instagram, Facebook, everywhere.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Too many awards these days, but not now.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
They're saying it was the worst because all the big
names didn't show. Taylor Swift wasn't there, Beyonce wasn't there,
Charlie XCX, Billie Eilish, Kendrick Lamar, Post Malone, all the
people that were nominated for Best Album.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
None of them rocked up.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
None of them rocked up. But I tell you who
did rock up? Ja Lou.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
She hosted and performed a six minute medley of all
the tracks that were nominated on the night, So probably
hoping that all those big styles are being there as well,
but they weren't there. Then she kissed two of her
backup dancers. Yeah, females, very feels very It was a
Britney spears of Madonna.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah they passed.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, but Jalo's still stunning.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah, she is beautiful.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
I mean Jaylo dancing in a skin sight so kissing
her backup dancers for ratings?

Speaker 3 (13:38):
To be honest, did you google that yesterday?

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Now that I know that it's happened, you're.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Looking at it now, are you? Okay? Just give me
five minutes before you look at that.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
Janet Jackson received the Icon Award and performed for the first.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Time on TV in seven years. Have listened to this?

Speaker 5 (13:53):
Please?

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Janet Jackson still got it.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
She'smy she No, that was her singing.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, maybe that was fir singing. Fifteen years ago.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
It does sound very late late nineteen. All right, bye bye.
Another shocking day in the Diddy trial. Today.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
Diddy's ex Cassie Ventura. This is the guy we've been
talking about, the girl that he did that awful thing
in her hotel room.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
She's gone into hospital to have her baby.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
This is a week after she's been in court testifying
against him. Diddy's former employee, Capricorn Clark. It's also been
such a and it's definitely definitely a real name, yeah,
not a stage name.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Little baby Capricorn Clark, Little CAPRICORNI cap for sure.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
Kathy has been trashing Cassie in court, saying that she's
gone from sweet to feisty, saying she had she wasn't
talented Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey and what she would
call talented right right.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
It just sounds like a big hot mess in that court.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
It's gross slinging insults at each other for months and
months on entery.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
Yeah, now's the story that I know you love and
if you love Harry Potter, this is really exciting.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
HBO is turning Harry Potter into a TV show.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yeah, and it's not like a one hundred years before,
one hundred years after. It is based around Harry Ron
and Hermione back in school. Like the movies, what the
books are.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
It's so exciting, and so every book is going to
be a season of the show. Thirty thousand children auditioned
for these roles. Now, remember the people who played the
original Harry Ron and Hermione. They were nothing before the show,
before the movie.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Were they now?

Speaker 5 (15:37):
Their household names. Dominique McLaughlin, remember that name.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
He's going to be Harry.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
Yes, Arabella Stanton, she's beautiful, she's gonna be Harmione. And
Alistair Stout is going to be Ron. And they look perfect.
They happy with them?

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Are you? They do look right? And you all got
the exact same hair.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yes, Ron is still red.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Ron's got red hair, Harry's got his big mop of hair.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
There hasn't any glasses on though, No.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
I mean this is just a photo of the actor
is as Harry Potter. No, no, true, it's nice to
I wasn't sure they were going to do with the casting,
because this is the TV that she'd been a controversy.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
A couple of months ago.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
They cast Professor Snape as a black actor who is
a great actor, but Professor Snape is not traditionally well
it's black in the books or in.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
The book sort of things. So they're just changing things up.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
So they've stuck true with Harry Ron and Hermione.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah, I can't wait for this anyway. That is my
hot teach.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
I saw Magic in the Wild yesterday about four o'clock
and I didn't realize it at the time, and I
really wish I did. I was going down Port Rush
Road on my way of the parade, and I was
just stuck in that group of traffic.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
I'm on the phone to my mom, and then I.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
Looked to my left and sitting at the bus stop
area like a little chair was this person that was
fully dressed as.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
A cat, like a leopard, like a leopard, but next.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
To him or her at the time, I didn't know
if it was a man or a woman. Was this massive,
big thing of all just like it said a sign
that said on my way to Sydney, and it was
like a Will Barrett and everything like things that this
person obviously gathered along the way, and obviously that is
something you don't often see outside Burnside Village.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
I was like, is this person waiting for Uniclod to
open tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
The first person in the line.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
It's a really odd thing to see it stood out.
So I was like, oh stop, mum, I just gotta
take a photo of this. So I took a photo.
We'll pop it up on our Instagram. And then I
put it on Instagram going I'm like, God, this is
not something that you would normally see outside Burnside village.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
And then everyone's like, oh my god, it's Catman. You've
seen Catman. I'm like, who the hell is Catman?

Speaker 5 (17:41):
So then I did some research and found out that
Catman is actually an icon. This cat Man is traveling
all the way from wa to Sydney to spread positivity
to raise money. While he's been in Adelaide, he's raised
over three thousand dollars for kids with cancer local Kids
with Cancer in South Australia. He said he just wants

(18:03):
to be able to feel the joy of being alive.
There's no real reason other than to just be happy
and to raise awareness for feeling joy.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah, you can look him up on Instagram and you
will see a very happy.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Band, especially when you feed him.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah. So when he's out on the highway, his name
is kintaro Jin. He's a Japanese tourist. This is what
he's doing. He's walking five thousand k's from Canarvon, which
is north of Perth, all the way to Sydney. And
half of his videos are like people running into him
on the highway and they have seen him and seen
his journey and they offer him like food and drink

(18:38):
and beers. I'm walking across Australia because i want to
be a hero Sydney.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Yeah, I'm going to Sydney. Yeah, from Canavan.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
We want border Yeah, I want to give you something special.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Yeah, thank you, thank you. He's so cool.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Was receiving one Asai beer from a truckee he'd pulled
over and seen him.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
I'm just so fummed that I was in my car.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
I could have just pulled over and sat next to
him and had a chat to him, but I miss
the opportunity.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Kills me.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Yeah, people were writing on my post going I saw
him on South Brod.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
He was near Village yesterday. Then he was in Rundell Mare.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Cap Man.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
He's one of those.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
People like an icon that I guess people just recognize
and go, oh my god, I be seeing cat Man yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
So if you see a man in a leopard print
so and he's got high vis on and he is
just pushing a wheelbarrow this walk that he's doing, he's
pushing a wheelbarrow that has all of his stuff in it.
It's all strapped down and a sign that is handwritten
that says to Sydney that's what he's out there doing.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
So cool cat man. If you're listening, well done, keep going.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
We love you cat man. I this gives me a
little bit of an idea. We're not going to walk
to Sydney. It gives me a bit of a different idea,
local like suburban superstars like around Adelaide. So the cat
men of Adelaide who are just here. I can think
of someone right now who is a bit of a

(20:05):
local identity, but in just the area near the Brickworks marketplace.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Oh I love these people.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
So the one person in your area. Yeah, everyone knows
that that guy, that girl.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
Yeah, the woman that runs in the eastern suburbs has
for like twenty five years.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah, do you know that woman? I reckon I've seen
her running around thirteen one o two three. If that
sounds like something, you know, I'll give you a good
example of someone next a local icon in my area
that is there all the time that I reckon everyone
that shops at the brickworks on a Sunday about Oh yeah,
I know that guy. I like this Okay now inspired
by Catman walking across Australia. He's an Instagram phenomenon and

(20:46):
Hailey spotted him in the wild yesterday.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Yeah, outside Benside village.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah. He is a Japanese tourist walking from Perth to
Sydney with a to Sydney sign and a wheelbarrow. And
he's a.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Funny man online.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
We want to do suburban Superstars.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Helei and that is suburban the Superstars on Mix one
D two point three.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
So these are the people that you see in your
local area. Could be Rundle Mall, could be down at
the beach, the people that are there all the time.
You're like, I know that guy, I see him there
all the time.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Only people in Adelaide would get it.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yes, everyone that goes to the Grange Cafe would see
this person at the time who's always busting or whatever
it is. Yeah, thirty one two three, give us a
ring if you have someone that fits that. Bill I
want to start us off my suburban superstar. I go
to the Brickwork Markets every Sunday to do our food
shopping with my wife, and almost without a doubt, every

(21:46):
single Sunday, when we're there for about an hour, there
is a man who stands at the oval across the
road where they're building the new Adelaide Crow's headquarters. He
stands there and plays the bagpipes. Oh, bagpipe guy, bagpipe guy.
He is there. Clearly he is not allowed to play
them at home for a good reason. They're very loud instruments.

(22:09):
So he tries to do the right thing by his neighborhood.
And he goes to stand in the middle of the
oval near brick Works and he plays the bagpipes and
you can hear him from Tony Marks. That's how far
away he gets. Oh my god, to try and do

(22:29):
the right thing. But anyone that shops at Brickworks on
a Saturday Sunday afternoon would be like.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
I know that guy, bagpipe god.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
I've heard that.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Does he have a little sign or anything? You know
the guy. There's a guy on Port Road that has
a sign near Woodville.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
What is that like? Give me like good vibe. Yeah,
he's lovely, give us a two.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
And he sits there out the front of the I
reckon it's a car wash.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
I don't even have to car wash.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
It's open.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah, corner of Port Road and maybe Woodville Road.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Sits there in a chair, holding up a sign and
just waving at people and they tut at him and
he smiles.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
Is this does this guy count the Harris scarf guy
that would sprook like he's done it evidince I was
a kid with the black hair.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Absolutely kill.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
He's always out.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
I wonder what he's doing.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Now he is flogging waffle makers.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
And which is such a great job at that?

Speaker 5 (23:17):
Right?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Have you got one of these local suburban superstars thirty
one O two three?

Speaker 2 (23:21):
I think we might make you segment now. This is
Kevin in Urupa.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Who's your local suburban legend?

Speaker 13 (23:27):
Mine is my barber.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
He's actually in Adelaide on Lee Street.

Speaker 12 (23:33):
I've been going there since I was sixteen years old.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
I'm forty eight.

Speaker 13 (23:37):
Now and he's.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Treat me light family.

Speaker 12 (23:41):
I go in there, he makes me coughing and yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
He's a legend.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
He's been on TV, he's been in the.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Paper for like how the store is.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
And he opened his store in nineteen seventy seventy four
and he's.

Speaker 10 (24:01):
Turn not turned.

Speaker 12 (24:03):
The store turned fifteen last year.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
I think it is so this is the Barbara on
Ley Street.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
I know that the Barbara on Lay Street has actually
been because he used such a local legend.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
He was awarded like a little street sign by the mayor.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Alex explain, because the barber's name is Alex. That's exactly
what we want.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
He could never retire. Thank you, keV perfect perfect, Jackie Freeling.
Who do you want to nominate? Johnny Johnny say no more.

Speaker 14 (24:35):
Yes, Randall Moore, Johnny.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
I've seen Johnny in a while, Jaqueline.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Who is he?

Speaker 14 (24:43):
Well, most people would know him as a big style
of O'Connor as well, walking down Rundell moll in the
bear hubber suits, tiny shorts, multi colored football team outfits
with the classic white rubber boots.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yeah, didn't he used to play for Centrals or something?
He plays?

Speaker 14 (25:03):
I have no idea, but I do know he works
up at Claire in a lot of the vineyard.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
I reckon he was s a NFL or something. Johnny
Hayesman is his name, He's and you know what you know?

Speaker 3 (25:14):
You from ade lady?

Speaker 2 (25:15):
You know who Johnny is?

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Right, Johnny?

Speaker 10 (25:17):
Definitely. I mean I've been seeing him.

Speaker 14 (25:20):
Around Rundle Mall since my.

Speaker 10 (25:22):
Early to mid teens, and most people in my age
group I'm actually forty two, all know who Johnny is.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
And he icon Johnny Hayesman looking up on Instagram as
a Johnny Hayes Appreciation Society on Facebook, they are funy big.
I love this one more, one more. Jane in the Riverland. Jane,
who do you see when you come to town? That
is a suburban superstar?

Speaker 8 (25:49):
Good morning guys. Someone that came to mind was that
beautiful Asian lady in Rundle Wall who weighs her fan
around doing a little dance. There was a big smile
on her face.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
I love her. I always give her a little ye
I walk.

Speaker 8 (26:02):
Past, I give her a big smile too. Yes, he's beautiful.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
Dancing fan lady in Rundell Moore and the old there's
also the dancing old man that looks like my dad,
but in like twenty years time, the really skinny guy
with white hair and a white beard, and he dances
and oh no he passed away.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
I think he passed away. I think I saw on
that he passed away.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
That's good, take.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
That down, passed away.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Then a little trip down memory lane.

Speaker 11 (26:31):
Everyone, Oh you alien.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Max's Beauty and the Feast.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
On al right, this rate could be.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Max's a you go, what are we doing? We're live
from the radio, right, welcome back to the studio.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
You Oh, we're doing Beauty and the Beast faced even
Beauty in the Face Yep, yep, sorry, I was on
the tour, we know.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Anyway, while Haley was in the toilet, the bell played
and you had to call when you hear the bell,
because it means that you can get yourself tickets to
come and see Beauty and the Beast as well as
three delicious courses of food at the kitchen as part
of our Beauty and the Feast evening.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
Adriana and Enfield, Hello, we haven't said.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
You won yet.

Speaker 15 (27:29):
We're just saying I'm.

Speaker 10 (27:34):
Really okay.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
So would you like if it was an opportunity to
come with us?

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Would you like to come with us to Beauty and I.

Speaker 8 (27:45):
Would love to come with you guys, We're awesome.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Adrian, do you have any interest in three courses of
food at the kitchen definitely.

Speaker 9 (27:53):
I'm Italian.

Speaker 11 (27:57):
Food, you're not.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
I'm not Italian watching I love pasta. Adriana, would you
like to be our guest.

Speaker 15 (28:07):
And join our lord?

Speaker 9 (28:09):
I would love to be your guest.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
All right now you can scream, Adriana.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
You're in.

Speaker 10 (28:14):
Thanks so much.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Nice. You're Disney Girl. Adriana.

Speaker 14 (28:21):
My daughter is, and she's going to be twenty one,
so yeah, she's a Disney Girl.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Twenty first I can't.

Speaker 9 (28:26):
She'll be twenty one in October, so yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
We'll start the start the party early. You come here,
we will see there.

Speaker 6 (28:36):
All right, Hey, another chance tomorrow. We'll play that beautiful
bell at some point in the show. When you hear
at thirty one O two three and join us for
a pre show feast at the kitchen, choose two or
three courses from their exclusive pre theater menu.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
It's not simply a kitchen. It's the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
There's a divide in our team.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
This music gets me every time.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
I love it. There's a divide in our team, not
the three of us in the studio, Me, Hailey, Burgo.
We're all good. We're all sweet. Secret handshakes later on,
guys love each other. We still do love each other,
but we wanted to confront some people in the off
air team. Today. We have a rundown in front of
us with everything that's going on in our show today,
and we requested seven forty just be left blank for this.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
Something happened on the weekend and we in the studio
were a little bit hurt. So just lifting the curtain here.
It's not just Haley and Max. It's Haley and Max
and Burjo and Luke and Bella and Steven.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
And Mike and all this and TN, this great team
of people that we have here.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
We're stuffed without these people.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
We we're a team, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (29:42):
And we've been out for dinners before we go to
listing like it's a really nice cohesive team.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
It is.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Well, so we thought, well, yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
On Sunday morning, Max and I woke up to Instagram.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Did a bit of doom scrolling.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
Yeah, We're like, oh that's nice. Bella our producer. Bella's
out with Luke.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
That's good to produce. Yeah, that's cute.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
They are fun.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
We like both of them.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Yeah, oh wait, hang on, so is Michael and Ten And.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
We wore our sound video guy that everyone's there A
couple of people from upstairs are there as well. Yeah.
I was like, sales team.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Check my messages to see if I was invited.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
Maybe they just thought they knew that I was obviously
out because I was at an event.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Maybe that's why they didn't ask me.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
It's weird.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
I checked my messages and I didn't have an event.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
I had nothing on Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
In fact, my wife went out for dinner, I went
to the pub for footy and then had nothing else
to do with my Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
No messages, that's weird, crazy, Yeah, did you get any messages?

Speaker 6 (30:34):
I got a message from Michael, the video guy at
seven thirty as I was putting my daughter down to sleep,
and he said what are you doing and I said,
I'm putting my kid down. He goes, cool, I'm out
for drinks with the team, and I was like, cheers
for the invite.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Man, Oh, that's a late invite, very late.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
You know what, It's earlier than never getting an India We.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Never got one, so yeah, you win, Birge. So we
brought in our.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
Producer to the producers, to the studio and I don't
want it to be awkward, but I'm a little bit,
and I don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
I felt a.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Little bit hurt, a little bit left out. Yeah, what
do you think Bella and Luke.

Speaker 11 (31:05):
Well, thank you so much for wasting my time and
dragging me into the.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Studio right now.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
You're not wrong and.

Speaker 11 (31:13):
Absolute always, this is an irrelevant point. I would like
to start off. The narrative goes, So those sales co
ords upstairs. It was a farewell drinks which I and
Luke were invited to. We did not organize the drinks.

Speaker 16 (31:29):
You didn't do any organizing, no organizing, even though there
did happen to be some pictures of people at your house,
at your apartmy extended the invitation to my dwelling as
pre drinks before going elsewhere.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
That's crazy, some investigative journalism.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Crazy.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Bella and I found this out.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
I was not in charge of the invites.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Who was producer, Bellop.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
That's from one of the girls upstairs.

Speaker 6 (32:01):
This is slander.

Speaker 11 (32:02):
This is not the story she's been She's been paid off.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Paid off, Luke in a saint.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Luke, you're the nicest person in the world.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah, don't stick up for Bella just because she's the
senior producer. It's fine, mate, for your own path here?

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Can I ask what I really want to know?

Speaker 5 (32:17):
Were you on a side message going do we invite
Haley and Max Burgo or do we not?

Speaker 11 (32:22):
Like?

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Was that actually spoken about?

Speaker 11 (32:24):
And then confirm there was no discussion around inviting you whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
It's more offensive to be like not even.

Speaker 11 (32:31):
A thought went through my brain to think, oh, maybe
Haley and Max would be free on a Saturday night
to come out and hang on with me.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
I'd love to know why.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
I know it was for the farewell for the sales girls,
but why did you invite the rest of the breakfast
team Michael on the video on the audio, like why
was everyone else invited?

Speaker 11 (32:46):
So there's a really beautiful point here when it comes
to solidarity to team. So when you were trying to
get looped to throw me under the bus, it's all about,
you know, solidarity away from you guys. We are the
people shoveling coal into the train to keep the engine running.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
You know, we're we're sweating. There is so trauma that
you bond.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Where the train driver just.

Speaker 11 (33:08):
Over the place and where the people in the engine
room keeping this ship afloat?

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Wow, which is true? But do you resent us for that. No,
it's with love.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
No, that sounds like a lot of resentments. But I
have a point to bring up here.

Speaker 11 (33:20):
What does Saturday the eighth of February mean to both
of you?

Speaker 3 (33:24):
So all three of you actually Saturday eighth, Saturday the
eighth of February, know.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
What it means to me?

Speaker 2 (33:31):
What does it mean to you? Let's birthday weekend?

Speaker 11 (33:34):
Birthday weekend.

Speaker 6 (33:35):
That's where they guys came over to my baby mama's house.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Would do it? Was there a.

Speaker 11 (33:40):
Party which all three of you attendants, a couple of
little cocktails, and not a single other producer in the team.
Not even our boss was invited. No one else in
the team was invited, just the three of you. It
was posted all over social media. Let alone, I was
having to plan content for our shows.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Off the dinner part.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
I'm happy to about this one.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
It's dinner. You have dinner with partners over it. You
can't provide for forty people. We had a single pom.
You didn't invite us to come to the pub.

Speaker 6 (34:16):
Okay, look what I will say here is we did
a team that I invited every single person on the
whole team to a team dinner, and then after that
you didn't invite anyone who felt very I had a
lot of betrayal, a lot of her. I did more
investigative journalism yesterday and I found out why you guys
might not have been invited from the other people that
were there.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Okay, the main reason we didn't invite Haley is because
she doesn't know half of our name. She didn't know mind.

Speaker 11 (34:43):
We didn't invite Max because he would just want to
leave early, and you just want to go home to
his dog.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
A bit of a five killer, both of them, to.

Speaker 15 (34:52):
Be honest, they're just too old to get in the clubs.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Hailey is like fifteen years older than me.

Speaker 11 (34:58):
I'm not hanging out with someone who's bloody almost fifty.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
My mom my, mom, oh my god, I'm forty three.
How dare they? Yeah? I am fun.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
We're gonna have so many drinks at the next EVA.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
You watch me.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
I'm gonna have three apparls printzers.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
You know what, I probably wouldn't have come if you
invited me anyway. I couldn't afford her appearance, No joking,
but we'd love to know, like, we love you, we
love you, and you're allowed to party without us.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
But it is it was a little bit like we
went yeah, yeah, and.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
If you didn't want to, So we'd love to know
from you, Adelaide. You're listening to this, going, I remember
that time I was left out. I wasn't invited to
Europe with my three best friends.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Story like that?

Speaker 5 (35:50):
What's your story when were you left out?

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Ten questions sixty seconds, A thousand dollars? Ok a money minute?

Speaker 3 (36:02):
All right, she's nervous. That's okay. Nerves are good.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Sarah in Smithfield, Plaine's good morning in money.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Oh yeah, do you play this every day?

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Sarah?

Speaker 17 (36:13):
Yes, we do. My daughter and I sit in the
car and we play it along with a way to.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
School and how do you go?

Speaker 17 (36:18):
Oh, it's pretty good. Usually we're pretty We're not too bad.
Some of the questions are a bit tricky.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
But no, we're getting friends. Not today, you will fly.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
I am going to tell you the rules. Okay, So
there's ten questions sixty seconds.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
We have to accept your first answer if your pass
will come back to it at the end.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
All right, absolutely, it's when.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Your grand Sarah, please take this money off of us. Okay.
Your money minute starts now? How many years?

Speaker 2 (36:48):
How many years? In a decade?

Speaker 8 (36:50):
Uh pass.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
What company does what company makes mac computers? Apple?

Speaker 2 (36:57):
What's the name of the Cowboy and Toy story?

Speaker 1 (37:00):
What color is the chinis green? What's the capital of Queensland, Britain?
Which singer has the album's nineteen eighty iron and red brackets?
Taylor's version Taylor Swift name? Something you would wear? A
seat belt in a Doctor Zeus character? Is the cat
in the what hack? What city is out of Harbor

(37:20):
a suburb of Adelaide? Was n sinc a boy band
or a girl group?

Speaker 17 (37:26):
A boy band?

Speaker 2 (37:27):
How many years in a decade?

Speaker 1 (37:30):
I want to say, just think about.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Sarah's your last one? What are you locking in?

Speaker 3 (37:37):
You did that? You're worried?

Speaker 2 (37:42):
I mean we can say straight off to that. Nine
of them are correct?

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Yeah, let's us go through these first.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Okay, Nina correct?

Speaker 3 (37:48):
You want to go through all of them? Okay?

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Got them all right? Fine? Good?

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Is in a decade?

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Sarah? Why were you doubting this one past?

Speaker 17 (37:57):
I don't know, because I'm kind of confused with the
decade of a century. I don't know. I'm under pressure,
rain Thorn.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
Yeah, a century is one hundred years, Yeah, which means
a decade is ten, which means you're right.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yeah, if you've done sorry one a thousand dollars, are
you okay? Well you scream so loud that you can't
tell the phone light goes a bit funky.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
That's how Zara's that's fine. We like the screaming.

Speaker 17 (38:30):
Oh my god, are you are you serious?

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Right now?

Speaker 17 (38:33):
My daughter him in the backseat about to cry.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Yes, you just want a thousand dollars. What are you
going to do other than retire?

Speaker 17 (38:39):
Oh my god, well I'll actually go to Darwin in
August to see my dad who has cancer. So seriously. Yeah,
that's really really awesome. Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Sorry, you deserve it. Thank you taking that for a
few cocktails on the foreshore up there.

Speaker 17 (38:56):
Oh bloody, I think I might hit a girls night
before I go to be honest.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Yeah, oh that's so beautiful.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
You are so deserving. I'm so glad you won that. Sarah,
well done, Thank you so much.

Speaker 17 (39:07):
Guy do you guys are made?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Sorry, you're a great winner. Sarah, congratulations ten years of
a decade.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
You'll never forget it.

Speaker 17 (39:17):
I would never ever forget a decade.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
You had one of those moments where you feel ditsy.
I'm the smartest, ditsiest person who'll ever meet.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Yeah, there's definitely there is definitely a subgroup of people
that are smart, dumb people and dumb smart people.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
I wouldn't like.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
I don't like the word dumb. Yeah, but you know
what I mean, ditsy is a better word, not dumb.
It's not definitely not dumb.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
That's a horrible word.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
No, it's not at all meant to be offensive.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
That things happened to me where and it's me and
my best friend are exactly the same. We have the
same brain and we just do silly things. And on
two nights ago, we were coming back from the train
terminal in Richmond and I was dropping her back at
the Ade Lady office on Only.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Road, So we had bags, got in my car, my Volvo.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
That was by the voicemail that you send us all
as a group.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Yeah, okay, do that now you can hear the moment.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
No, it didn't make a noise at all.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
We were that's the terminal.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
That's the wrong noise, that's the right.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Let me just say what happened first.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
So I'm leaving the train train term, I'm betting in
my car, I get in the in the car Lauren
gets in the other side of the car. We are
driving and chatting away, laughing, talking about business, like full serious,
we have a business somehow, I don't know we have
a business, but we do have a business together. So
we're driving up Greenhill Road and all of a sudden

(40:47):
it feels really cold in the car and like loud,
and at the exact same time, opposite the park Lands,
we realize that my boot is wide open in my.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Car got a big family forward drive.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
We drove for six minutes with the boot wide open,
with her laptop, her bag and everything in my boot,
and neither of us realize until the same point.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
And this is the point we realized stop, yeah, okay, thanks,
I have them very open.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
Okay, shut okay, call okay thees.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Lauren gets out of the car. Oh my god, this
is so embarrassing. The guy next to us is like,
your boot is open, and we're like, yeah, we know, mate,
we know.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
And the video you can see in the video, like
you get to the boot, there's it's like there's nothing
in the boot either. There are things that could easily
fall out. There's a bag, a brand new laptop. Yeah,
there's a bag that's like sort of bag that you
take to the beach. I don't know how to describe it.
And it's sitting upright, very close to the edge. Yeah,
if you had accelerated too fast.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
The weird thing is we're very clever.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
We are very clever, we run a business together.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Yet we do stupid things like that.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Did you. I know what type of car you drive,
and it is a type of car that beeps as
soon as you even consider doing something wrong.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
That wasn't beeping at all. Nothing. There was no indias whatsoever.
If it beaped, i'd go something's open. But it didn't beat.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
That's the whole point, no indication at all from your
European car.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
The boot was open for six minutes while you were
driving down.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
The scariest thing is Max is that this is not
the first time this has happened. I've driven from my
house to the other side of King William Road with
my boot open again and didn't realize until I got
to my friend's house.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Here's the thing, Hailey, here's a thing. I drive the
same car as you. Yeah, the exact same car park
next to each other every day. Yeah, we have the
same safety features. So when you say it didn't tell
me at all that my boot was open. I could
tell you right now if you had looked in between

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your steering wheel at the dashboard where it says how
fast you're going, like a normal person. There is a
big picture that appears as soon as you have a
door open, or a boot open, or a bonnet open,
and it's lit up in red with what is open.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
You don't know me or my struggle. You don't understand that.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
When I get in my car with my best friend,
we are talking over the top of each other the
whole time while there's a song playing, windows down.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
You should look at the speed you're driving, right, don't
you should? You should know, you should be aware. And
then when you look down at it and you go, oh,
that's not showing me how fast I'm going, that's showing
me a big red sign over my boot.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
I'm such a silly billy. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
If you see anyone driving around with their boot up,
it's probably nine times out of ten it's probably me.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
What I didn't tell my mom and dad, and I
told Jimmy. Yeah, he didn't laugh. He's like, you've done
that again. This is like the third time you've done this.
That doesn't get funny.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
You just see any joy drain out of his face.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's just embarrassing. He's married to me.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
I'm locked into this now forever.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
All right, we'll share the video on the mixed Adelaide Instagram.

Speaker 6 (44:05):
Go and have a look at the total chaos.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Yes, ask wall.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
Oh yeah, We've got a wall of truth in the studio,
a bunch of different envelopes with deeply personal questions inside
of them.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
We have to open them.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
We flip a coin.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
Whoever lands on has to open a question and answer it.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Neither of us likes doing it, but we're doing it
anyway for the lulls. So right, let's put that coin.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
You have a sound effect added actual coin. Heads will
be tailor tails will be fat.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
What is that?

Speaker 11 (44:42):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (44:43):
I think it's a U one vaccine. Hey, before you
go there.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
Rather than opening an envelope, I've got something i want
to ask you.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
You want a wall of truth, Brain of.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
Truth, Brain of truth, Friend of truth? Okay, I've got
a question I'd like to ask.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
I'm doing this instead of the wall. Right, that's fine,
that's fair enough.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
Okay, So if someone asked you to donate sperm to
them because they needed it.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Would you do it to have a baby? I assume
just for fun to put on their mantlepiece.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Look at the dead snake and a jar.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Next to grandma's ashes, some death and some life next
to each other.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Or because you haven't had children yet, would you would
you do that?

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Yeah? Yeah, I reckon. So we've actually had this discussion
before because we had a gay couple too, like very
good friends of ours, two girls, and they before that
they have children.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Now, before they had children, they.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Were like just loosely exploring options like, oh, we could
do this, we could do that. We might need some
sperm for this, we might need a lot of arrogs
for that. And after a few beers, it was just like,
which would you you? You're tall, you all, you've got
you know, a nice body, you're a nice guy, you've

(46:12):
got a good family. Would you consider it? Like mostly
as a joke, And I was like, yeah, sure, why not?
What do I care?

Speaker 2 (46:22):
I like you guys, I think that you'd be great mothers.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
But on the surface, you said, yeah, would you have
to go through a lot of testing for this kind
of stuff, like psychological testing? Would you like, how would
you feel with that, Like, when it comes down to it,
it's given, it's half of you. Yes, you're It's the
greatest gift in the world that you could do for
that couple.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
I love that you said yes.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Yeah, love that.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
I'd love it.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
But also, how would you feel knowing that that's your
half of you?

Speaker 1 (46:46):
That would be so cool having a child that you
have nothing to do is that you could be like
when it wins. When it wins, like the under ten
hundred meters, you're like, oh, yeah, I had a bit
to do with that ten years ago.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
Having a child that you have not have to have
nothing to do with is such an odd sentence.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Isn't it.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:02):
See, I reckon. My philosophy is that it's the same
with like adopted children or foster children. Your parents, the
people that you are raised by, the people that you
are in love with, are the people that are.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
There doing that for you.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Sure of course.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
So my involvement in it is a purely physical one,
ages ago before you even existed. You don't love me,
I love you. I want you to succeed, and I
like your parents. I know they're going to do a
good job raising it, and so yeah, do.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
It I think there's so that's I think this is
where are you and I are? Emotional intelligence is very
different in that I would love to If someone said
to me, would you donate an egg?

Speaker 4 (47:44):
I would.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
I would love to because I think that would be
such a beautiful thing that.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
You could do for someone else. But I know me
and I.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
Know that I would see this child, and I would
love this child, and I would struggle not being there
for him or her for her whole life.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
I would really struggle with it.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
Yeah, whereas you can separate yourself from that, going, oh,
this is just I'm just going to do this logically.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
You've got a little bit of me.

Speaker 11 (48:07):
Move on.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
I'm not like, I don't.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
People get attached to People would be attached to it,
I suppose, but I don't know. I suppose. The next
question is, would would it be better if it was
someone that I knew because I know them and I'm like,
they're great friends of ours and I know.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Ye as a child world?

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Or would you be more inclined to do it if
you didn't know.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
Yeah, it's a really tough one, isn't it. And people
that do this I love it so much. You are
such a selfless person to be able to do it, And.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
I think that it would be a lot easier for
me to do it if we had already had children. Yes,
I think on the surface, I'm saying yes, if we
had already had children, I'm saying definitely yes.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
But I also think you would change your mind then
because then you know the love for a child.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
You don't know that yet, one day you will.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
But my mother's just sent me a message.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
What does she say?

Speaker 2 (48:53):
No, no, no, three notes?

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Why she says no, don't do it, don't give, don't
give the couple? Do you know why I'm not actually
doing it? I know?

Speaker 5 (49:00):
But also I think your mom is probably maybe I
don't know, maybe more like me, and she would she
would look at.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
That, is that my grandchild?

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Do?

Speaker 5 (49:09):
I love this thing because it's half of Max. It's
a really tough thing. We would love to know if
you've been through this and what happened with you, like
how did it work? And because I know you have
to sign like contracts and things like that, because if
you do donate something and then you can't then go, well,
I'm half the I'm the dad I want half the
time or whatever you can't do that because it's all contractually.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
I don't want that.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Yeah, I don't want to do that in this scenario.

Speaker 6 (49:36):
Yeah, donation, sperm, donation, surrogacy. If you've been through that,
how did that work for you?

Speaker 11 (49:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Did you get connected or were you like how I
envisaged myself doing it?

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Happy to just yeah, let's cool for you guys.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Move Okay.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
I just asked Max a wall of truth question, something
I wanted to know from him, and I loved your answer.
The question was, if someone asked you to donate sperm,
would you.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
I put myself in the shoes.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
I've had this conversation before with a lesbian couple friends
of ours, and they were mostly joking when they said it.
They're like, would you if we considered it? And I said, yeah,
I reckon, I would. It'd be cool to have a
long jeans something to do with me running around that
I've got nothing to do with. And I know that
the parents are great, and I'd say it once a
year it's birthday, and aware we go.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
And you and you would be fine.

Speaker 5 (50:25):
A lot of people would struggle with that, and that's
why they do. I wouldn't pas a psychology test with
that because I'd be like.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
I would love the child. I think my brain could
handle it, and I know that I'm helping them out
as referent, which.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
Is beautiful, and I do think it is the greatest
gift you can give someone.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Yeah, we want to know from you though, I'm thirty
one h two three. Have you been in a position
like this before? Am I saying dumb things just because
I don't know the things?

Speaker 6 (50:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:49):
For your Huntfield Heights, what is your story?

Speaker 13 (50:54):
Well, I was given the gift myself of spam donation,
so I believe that if my kids decide to do
it that I'd be all for it because I was
given the same gift.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Well, did you ask a friend to donate? Is it how?

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Well?

Speaker 13 (51:11):
No, I actually this was sort of way back in
the early two thousands because firm donation. I did ask
a friend initially and he said yes, but then things
didn't work out. But then I went to because the
only place that would do it for a single person
was in Canberra, So I had to go to Canberra.

(51:32):
I had to fly to Canberra three or four times
to actually have my children.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Right. Yeah, So my question for that is, if you
have these and you get the sperm donation. Is there
any connection at all or any way to track down
the dad? So in your anonymous way, could your sons
eventually go wouldn't mind knowing who dad is?

Speaker 15 (51:53):
Well?

Speaker 13 (51:53):
It we're actually in the process of doing that at
the moment. My son's just he's nineteen now, because he's
over eighteen, he can write to Canberra and find out
whether we can do that. So we've just done that
and he's just sitting them an email. So when this
cross and my youngest son is fifteen, so yeah, we'll
find out if we can find out who the dad is.

(52:15):
But he's actually from Denmark, I mean because I have
a list of sort of a little bits of pieces
about him. I don't know his name. I only know
you know how old he was and what he was
doing at the time and had.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
So you get to choose my color.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
But all right, okay, well no, I actually I didn't
get to choose.

Speaker 13 (52:33):
I didn't get to choose because I got to the
bottom of the barrel. But I'm glad I got the
one that I did because my son are beautiful kid.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Oh that is such a lovely story. Thank you Mary
and Claire Valley. Now you're adopted. Tell us your.

Speaker 15 (52:47):
Story, Well, this spans more than half a century. I
was adopted and never knew anything about my parents or anything,
but had the most fabulous life as a child and
growing up. And it wasn't until twenty eighteen I received
a letter saying that a full blood bling was looking

(53:09):
for me. And turns out that my birth mother found
herself unexpectedly pregnant. I was going to be number six.
They were already struggling financially, so I was kind of
going to be the straw that broke the camel's back,
I thinks.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
So she goes, she went.

Speaker 15 (53:27):
She went to a local doctor, being feeling very you know,
upset and unsure of what was going to happen. And
he said, he said to her, I will take care
of you and your children, not your dickhead husbands, because he.

Speaker 7 (53:42):
Was off having he was off having enoughfair with somebody else.
So as you do anyway, he said to her, I
will take care of you and your children if you
let my daughter, who can't have babies, adopt your unborn baby.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Oh wow, and that was you, that was me.

Speaker 15 (54:01):
So my her doctor became my grandfather.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
So, oh, my goodness, Mary, And this goes back to
my point because Haley Haley's issue here, We're not issue.
But one of the questions for me when I said
this was what you want to be involved in the
child's life, And I said, the child's parents are the
ones that raise.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Them, that you row up with them for you.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Do you have any emotional connection at all or want
to be involved your birth parents?

Speaker 11 (54:29):
There?

Speaker 15 (54:29):
No, because weirdly enough, they all passed away within twelve
months of each other.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Right.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
That doesn't make it easy.

Speaker 15 (54:36):
And for legal reasons, because this was kind of done
a bit under the table, like completely you know, not really, Koser.
My file was kept locked and not to be opened
for ten years after the death of the last parent, right,
and it was just to protect everybody.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Oh my wow.

Speaker 15 (54:58):
Yeah, it's been wild.

Speaker 10 (55:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (55:02):
And you know, the only thing that I can say
would be I am totally grateful that she made that
sacrifile because I know what kind of life I might
have had, which was not what I dialed up for.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
They were lucky. Yeah, thank you so much. I want
to roller coaster.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
One more, Emma and Morphai, we want to talk about
surrogracy here.

Speaker 9 (55:27):
Yes, good morning. Yes, I was a surrogate for my
best friend of the past fourteen years, who is a
gay man with a wonderful husband.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
So you birthed his child.

Speaker 9 (55:40):
I cooked and birthed his child.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
Wow, this is a whole other layer connected to this child.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
How do you feel seeing it now?

Speaker 9 (55:49):
Yeah, he's awesome, He's he's a great baby. I'm so
proud that I was able to, you know, be part
of the journey in giving him life.

Speaker 5 (55:57):
Did you ever get to a point this is where
I would struggle when you have given birth and I
know what it's like to carry a baby for nine
months and fall in love with that thing.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
That you're growing in you to give it to somebody else.

Speaker 9 (56:12):
No, not at all. So I went in with a
very clinical mindset. So just to make it super clear,
they were donort eggs and so in Australia, commercial donation,
whether it be eggs or ferm, is illegal. You can't
be paid to donate. Same with farrogacy, you can't. Commercialgacy
is illegal. And in South Australia, sarrogacy itself has only

(56:34):
been legal since twenty seventeen, so it's all quite new.
So the boys and many other families and couples do
resort to going overseas and spending a very large amount
of money to purchase the sperm or eggs, because in Australia,
unless you know someone who's willing to do it out

(56:55):
of the goodness of their heart, it becomes a very
expensive process. So I did, Yes, I did carry him,
and I grew him and I looked after him for
nine months. But he wasn't biologically mine. I'm just the
cool auntie that got to for here.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
You have that is just the most amazing gift you
could ever give someone. Emma. Yeah, wow, it's such a
cool story. Wow, I'm so glad we spoke about this.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
You know what we can do what Emma carried a
baby for nine months. It wasn't hers because she's a
good friend. So we can give a hundred hour hurry Jackson.
We could do carry a baby. We can now carry
around Anke and Bacon rap in the morning.

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