FULL SHOW #82: HAYLEY & MAX HELP A CALLER CALL IN SICK! WILL IT WORK?

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HAYLEY & MAX HELP A CALLER CALL IN SICK! WILL IT WORK?

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here more mixed one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Haley and Max in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
With these two together, anything can happen.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
This is Hailey and Max in the Morning.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Tadlaid's number one for fun.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Oh yeah, harm Day, Good morning, Haley Pierson, Max.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Perfect, good morning.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
It's good.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I'm gonna be a normal person today. I was driving
into work and I was like, I'm going to try
and hold my life together and not do anything silly,
not say anything silly, and just be a normal, everyday person.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
A couple of recent highlights which may have led you
to this decision would include yesterday when you thought that
we weren't actually live on the radio.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
But we weren't. Yeah, And I said, can we do
that again?

Speaker 6 (01:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
No, And then I said no, we'll do it again.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
You're like, no, there are people listening to us right
now as they are at the moment.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Yeah, that was a highlight.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
The game, the game that we're going to play shortly. Yep,
you've really just taken that down some pars in.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
The last few days.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
I walked into an event yesterday where I was talking
and my dress was ripped right up to my bum.
It was a tight dress too, it was ripped yesterday.
Where did it rip just all the way up to
the bum. Yeah, it's just one of those days things
happened to me. So today I'm just going to be
really calm and collected.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
I don't want you to be normal, No.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
Not too normal.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Do you not like normal, Hailey?

Speaker 5 (01:42):
I like chaos Haley had one year I do.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Hey, can we just talk about the mushroom Lady for
one second?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I can't stand seeing her face anymore. I'm sick of
seeing her face on the TV every single morning, and
she's ruining mushrooms for everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I think we are into maybe the sixth week of
the mushroom trials now.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
But it's like, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I mean, allegedly and defamation or whatever. I probably did it.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
She is the mushroom Lady either on. But what I
hate is mushrooms are my favorite food. I love mushrooms
so much, mushrooms with post egg a bit of sour dough.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Mushrooms are not a.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Mushrooms are a great vegetable.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
They're a good vegetable, but they're not the best what's
your favorite vegetable? Yeahs, a ring would give us a ring,
will buy you one.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I kind of want to know what yours is.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
I'm gonna have to think on this. I know that
it's not mushrooms.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Mushrooms are great.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Onions are very versatile, but no one wants to eat
an onion.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
No one's favorite vegetable is an onion.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Tomatoes, onions of fruit.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, oh, don't know what you do day to people.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Once we were having mushroom lasagna at my house. It
was a vegetarian lasagni there and midway through the lasagna
it was the best tasting lasigna that my mum had made,
like the best, and Burgo goes, oh, I's got mushrooms
in it, and then he didn't eat anymore of disgusting,
So rude.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Rosalie Parson the new mushroom Lady at twenty.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Person in the world.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
That's how I get you a great person. Terrible is on.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
I'm actually talking to Alex Oh right, we're playing word pong.
It's a fun game we're doing this week. Probably won't
be back next week, but who knows.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
I like it. I think it's got legs.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I think it's got legs and we are playing four
people because we're giving away one hundred dollars hungry jackspatcher.
Whoever wins between Haley and I goes to our caller, Hailey,
you this morning appear to be and I'm apologizing in
advance if this isn't your name, but it's on my screen.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Lenine in Ringer Heights.

Speaker 7 (03:53):
That's correct.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yes, that's a lovely Janine, but with an L.

Speaker 8 (03:58):
That's exactly right.

Speaker 9 (03:59):
Helen.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
It's like the weather pattern. Do you think call you
Lenina or el Nino?

Speaker 6 (04:05):
El Nino.

Speaker 9 (04:06):
Yeah, you come back to.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
You for a weather update in the second of Kayler,
I'll do my best.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
You are playing for the weather pattern down there and
on hills, and I'm playing for.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
Caitlin up in Sulisbury.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Morning.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Caitlin, first time caller, I believe, Yes, you get to
say the famous radio words longtime listener, first time caller on.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
First time. Well, well.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
It's nice to have you, all.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Right, all right, let's play the game. I think we're
doing best out of three.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Start with Hailey historical figures.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
Kelly, it's a good one.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Thank you. I just did my homework with my son
last night.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
Gengis khn't. It's his homework.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Historical figures.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Obviously there's there's anyone that's ever lived. He would have
been fine. Yeah, he wasn't yet also a bad guy,
poor part. Let's just name our favorite, Dicky Hitler, Dictator Trong,
holiday destinations Thailand, Bali Port, Douglas, Pouquette, Peep Island, New Caledonia.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Tropical, tropical Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah, it's gone too quick. I'm on fire. You need
to win this in this day life.

Speaker 10 (05:42):
I'm trying types of relative Hailey, auntie, uncle, son, grandfather,
great grandfather, how many greats?

Speaker 5 (05:52):
What's the okay?

Speaker 11 (05:54):
Great grandmother, great cousin, Kaitlyn, you're going to hungry Jack?

Speaker 8 (06:08):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (06:09):
That was really sorry. Jeanine jeen Oh oh, I'm sorry.
It's too early to play at the silly game, except
we do it every day.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
I wake up a little bit earlier tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Maybe I was better a gender alive.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Yeah, yeah, Elleen, this is what we're playing at the moment.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Did you hear twenty minutes ago Hailey said she was
going to try and be normal today.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, I did my best.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, Louis are off already usually kicks in at about
six thirty.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
There you get him next time, though, angry.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
And both way. Is this any fun to actually listen
along to?

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:48):
That was he wasn't talking to you. Well, I think
know what you think it is. We were very self
adulted there laughing.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
All right, that's an endorsement if you ask. My wife
is leaving me.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
She's about to board a plane.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, she's gone on holidays. She's going to like Greece
and Croatia to the family. That is just so good. Yeah,
and I can't go because I work on the radio
and we don't have holidays right now.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
It's torture here.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
But I now have to.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Face the reality of being a person at home who
usually relies quite heavily on his significant other and himself
for the next couple of weeks.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
What are you gonna do? Because it doesn't otherwise A
cook you delicious meals every night.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
You can ask herb out yourself because she's on the
alarm with us right now.

Speaker 12 (07:34):
Money, Hello, packed, doll, unpacked, I'm ready to go.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
How are you feeling? First of all, traveling without Max?
Are you sad? Or you a little bit excited? You
and your sister going on a little holiday Yeah.

Speaker 13 (07:48):
It's a weird one.

Speaker 12 (07:48):
I feel like first time going and received about him
for a long time is a bit weird. But it's
also kind of nice because it's like the home is good.
I don't have to clean the fridge out like he's
going to be here, so.

Speaker 8 (07:58):
It's kind of fun.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
Yeah, how doing the fridge out?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Well, I know those weird.

Speaker 13 (08:03):
Jobs you have to do before you go, is like, don't.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Have to do it? Yeah, how do you think he's
going to go without about you? Oh?

Speaker 13 (08:09):
You know, I've got extra tissues.

Speaker 8 (08:10):
Be who's going to cry every night?

Speaker 4 (08:12):
And I knew you were going to go the second
love hanging through.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
He doesn't cry twears anyway, Because.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Lives does most of the cooking in our household. She
gets home a little bit earlier than me, and she's
a way better cook than meat. Just works out better.
I love her for that. Can you please tell Haley
how you have tried to assist me with having to
cook for myself the next few weeks.

Speaker 12 (08:36):
We've got frozen meals in the freezer, so he doesn't
keep buying, you know, food for lunch as well as
you know, do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (08:44):
He's going to spend the next three weeks on PlayStation,
non stop, eating KFC, just on the couch.

Speaker 12 (08:49):
He's going to play PlayStation with a lot of thirteen
year olds for like three weeks straight on that couch
with the dog.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
And Lisa sits there and she hears me talking to
people and she goes, who's that online? And I'll be like, oh,
none of my friends, and She's like, who are you
talking to?

Speaker 5 (09:03):
And it just children. Sounds like he's about thirteen years old.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Okay, So these are the kind of things we'd love
to know. Are you lost without the other half? Brucie
and Burnside.

Speaker 14 (09:14):
It's very sad. My partner left three years ago and
still hasn't come back.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
Oh, Bruce, Bruce, all sad.

Speaker 14 (09:23):
But hey, Maxwell, of the wife's away. If you want to,
I'll take you up to the Setters and we'll have
a good old, you know, pub meal up at the Setters.
Two young bachelors just picking around town.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Bruce used to work in the bottles shop when I
worked in the restaurant at the Feathers, so I would
love to go back there and revisit our old stomping
ground together, Bruce.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Maybe we can farm you out to all of our
listeners every night, and you go somewhere different for dinner
with them.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Well, I know, Bruce, Yeah, I'll be up Bruce A
great starting.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
That sounds really nice. Can I come and have a
palmy as well?

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:52):
We love snitty together. Thank you, Brucie. You're the man.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Joanne in Morphett Vale, you got three boys and a
husband who's hopeless.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
Apparently, I'm a chef.

Speaker 15 (10:01):
I work most weekend, so he's got all three of
them on his own.

Speaker 12 (10:04):
Usually when I get home, the house is just absolutely
crashed and I.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Just go with the floor because it's just constantly chaos
in my household.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
What's the husband hopeless at Joanne?

Speaker 11 (10:15):
They are usually not dressed, if they've been fed that
they might have eaten.

Speaker 13 (10:20):
This is not usually done.

Speaker 7 (10:22):
And like I said, toys are usually scattered all over
the house.

Speaker 13 (10:25):
So yeah, but he's.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
So good with them. He's just cool dad. He's not
so much the organized dad.

Speaker 8 (10:30):
He's a cool dad.

Speaker 13 (10:31):
I'm the mom who follows all the rule.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
I think it's a big thing with guys and food,
going out for dinner, Like my mum orders everything for dad.
Dad once thought he was eating a jelly bean because
he didn't have mum sitting next to him, and he
ate an ear plug thinking it was a jelly bean.
That's what my dad does. Without my mom, he'd be lost.
He literally ate an earplug. This is toastless. This's Japanese.

Speaker 9 (10:55):
They just don't know how to make candy in Asia.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
But it's a funny death.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
Yeah, it's not funny.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
It's a funny death.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
The way it happened is funny because it's black comedy.
It's not funny. The death wasn't funny dark it's black comedy.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Haha.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Okay, I am so excited. Katie Perry is in Australia.
She's one of us. She's been spotted. I love it
that she's gone full incognito. So she's wearing her trackies
and a hat and a jumper, looking very just bland
with her little daughter Daisy. They're shopping in a like
a shopping center in Sydney's West with like kmartin Audi

(11:44):
and sig City, like all those kind of shops.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
It's such a weird equivalent of smoke marks.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
It's really weird. But why would she go there?

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Just popped in darts a lava lamp lamp they've always
got extremely random versions of Monopoly, Yes, like the Monopoly
figurine Yeatler prison edition or so maybe realized they had that.
Maybe that's why she.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Was she was getting a love lamp. Anyway, she's gonna
been Adelaide in three weeks time, and we can't wait
to spot her somewhere. Where was she being Adelaide?

Speaker 1 (12:22):
We'll be by Coffin's out there, Katie Berry, just perusing the.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
Costco coffin at Costco and tires.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
How much of Coffin's at Costco. That's great, I actually
believe in that. Don't don't spend so much money on
a coffin when it's going to get burgs anyway.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
So true to just dig a hole in your backyard.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Anyway, let's move on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. There's
been rumors forever that their children don't have anything to
do with Brad Pitt. They don't like him, so I've
never known if it's true or not. You never see
them with him. They're always with her. But she Shiloh,
the oldest daughter, has kind of come out with her
new name, Shy Jolie. So she was Shiloh pit obviously

(13:01):
jolly Pitt, but she's dropped the pit, so thinking maybe
I don't know, maybe maybe she doesn't have anything, which
makes me sad. I thought he'd be really good dad.
Pretty clear that's a real Like, that's hurtful as a dad.
You're not a dad yet, but would you feel sad
if Morris dropped your last name?

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Berfet Yeah, although Maris is sort of my dog by
the way, Morris, he's he's sort of like Ronaldo, just.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Like my Madonna.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, like Madonna. Morris is about last Night, six millennium,
younger than Madonna.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Okay, we'll move on to Kylie Jenner. This is a
story I was telling you about before. She has like
huge but they are amazing boobs. They don't look fake.
They look like they're just big, heavy boobs that would
be sort a full bosom, full disease. Yeah, she's revealed
her exact details of her boob drop. So everyone's like
wants to They go to their doctor and they go, hey,

(13:55):
I want to know, like what she's having. I want
to know exactly that have a listen to this girl?
Please can you just tell us? I promise you my
followers Lovely Safe Space on hair.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
Please, can you just tell me, slash us anyone that's
interested what it is that you asked for when you
had your boobs done.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
That's a TikToker, a British girl and she's sitting in
like a dressing gown with you know, like her hair up,
like she's so far from having makeup done whatever, and
she's just like tell me what you Yeah, like, well, everyone.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Wants to know. And she's written back. She wrote back
to her saying four four five CC. Don't know what
that means, moderate profile, half under the muscle silicon. Garth Fisher.
I hope that helps well.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Garth Fisher is the doctor. Yeah, he's regarded as one
of the best in the world. Garth.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
And I tell you what, Garth, this could be your
mona Lisa.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yeah, I mean this is though. I think they were
about fifty thousand dollars billy per boob.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
It's about fifty grand us. People have decided that's what
Garth's prices are.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
They're slight. They're way too big for my liking the
open big it'd be so heavy on her small back.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
I'm gonna have to do some more reasons.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yeah, especially while your wife's away.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Anyway, that's what deep I get more mixed one of
the two three dot com do au.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Let's get serious here, because the New Zealand member of
Parliament has walked in over there and held up a
naked deep fake photo of herself. She's printed it out
on like a three paper. It is what's her name,
Laura McClure. She would be looking at her I don't know,
in her forties, an attractive blonde woman, and has walked
in and said, this is how easy it is. I've

(15:29):
just jumped online and put this picture of myself into
one of the ais and said turn it into a
nude photo.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
And she's held it up in parliament here I am.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
But she's doing it for a reason, which is very confronting,
she said. Even though she knows it's not her actual body,
it's a deep fake, it was still embarrassing holding a
nude photo of yourself up in parliament.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Absolutely, and this is becoming more and more prevalent everywhere,
so much so that the South Australian government just in
the last couple of days I think at the start
of June, some new legislation came in, which is they've
updated some legislation to ensure that humiliating or indecent content
which is completely AI generated is now it in the
same way that sharing a normal wit.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
Is so good.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
I had this conversation with my kids last night, probably
not my ten year old, it was my thirteen year old,
because this is something that's happening in schools kids, because
it's so easy to create a deep fake. You can
just like take a photo of you Max, put it
in a little generator, and all of a sudden, you've
got a deep fake nude of somebody.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
I don't think that will understand how easy it is
to do, yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Also how damaging it is for children. So this is
boys and girls. So I was trying to explain to
my son how I love that this is going to
be illegal. I love that you're going to be You're
breaking the law if you do something like this, If
you send a deep fake to somebody else of somebody else,
a naked one, you'll be in trouble.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
It has become one of the new modern day forms
of bullying. A lot of kids are able to jump
on these AI chat GPT will do it. I don't
know that chat GPT will go full nude for you,
But there are lots of platforms like it, and you
can just say, here's a picture of this person. You
upload a photo and you say show them without any
clothes on, show them, you know.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah, And just imagine as a child, like a teenager,
especially in those little formative years, probably between about thirteen
and seventeen, how damaging that would be and the ramifications
of that. In the article that you're talking about. I
won't go into details here just in case kids are listening,
but like, there is a story of a thirteen year

(17:33):
old girl who tried to hurt herself because someone shared
a deep fake of her in a naked deep fake,
because that's what happens, because it's embarrassing, it's humiliating. I
tried to. I think, as parents, we need to teach
our kids to question what you see online. And I
hate that we have to do that. Now do you
find that even on Instagram you're like, oh that's cool?

(17:54):
Is that real?

Speaker 5 (17:54):
You almost have to go the other way.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
You as parents are to teach your kids, and me,
as a kid, I need to teach my parents to
question everything on life because they're saying things and they're going, yeah, wait,
Is this a real thing? No, that one's not a
real thing. That's not actually a giant shark eating a boat.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
That's not used to that. Our parents are. This is
so foreign to them.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
It affects everyone.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yeah, and then there's the opposite, like when David Spears
said something was a deep fake.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
Yeah, why that one was real?

Speaker 3 (18:20):
You can't use that.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
I want to show you just how easy it is
to make deep fake images. I have uploaded a photo
of you and a photo of me. We're not going
down the nude path. We're going down.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
The god unless you gave me a really good.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
Body realized you were pissed.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
No, what I have done is you know that I
love my Lord of the Rings, and I know that
you don't.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
So I have put photos of your rings.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, I have deep fake want to into Lord of
the Rings. No, you're an elf and you're still wearing
the same outfit you're wearing sabit. You've got a nice
little elven capon. You've got the pointy ears. What do
you reckon about that?

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Ah? Why am I like Italian and sixty plus?

Speaker 1 (19:01):
That one looks Excuse me, you look great and you're
going to love mine.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
That's so weird.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
I put in pretty much the same prompt and it
turned me into a female.

Speaker 5 (19:12):
Female elf.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
But have a go at me, Oh you are reugi.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Doesn't it look exactly like me?

Speaker 3 (19:19):
This is it looks nothing like you. That looks nothing
like you. But this is what's so funny with AI
generated images. So you have the same face as my son, right,
a very pretty face. My little guy, he's ten years old.
Every time he put something in Snapchat, he'll put his
face on, but it turns him into a woman. It
thinks he is a woman because you have beautiful eyelashes.

(19:41):
So are you saying that it doesn't ally you?

Speaker 2 (19:44):
It does.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
I don't see that.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
It absolutely does.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Instagram, yeah it does anyway, deep fakes can put it.
Why would you just even if you didn't think that,
you should just say yes, that looks exactly like you
for the purpose of the radio.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Which I'm honest, I'm authentic, like an authentic Chinese cuisine.

Speaker 9 (20:05):
He railed this entire chat.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
I know because AI generated images sometimes don't look real.
They're stupid like a it does go on like you.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
It's going on the mix satellaide, Instagram and laid you
just hide for yourself, by the way, Thank you, by
the way. We're on here now. You might have known,
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Speaker 5 (20:36):
I don't really what what.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
I find him hard to wor I'm into him. He
sounds like a hotel. Wake up guy, he's sultry.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Here you go to side for yourself. Adelaide.

Speaker 16 (20:48):
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issues to report. The run in and out of the
city also looking pretty good. You're heading through over your
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(21:10):
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point three.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
Thank you, new random traffic guys coming up next.

Speaker 17 (21:26):
True.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
I came to tell me whisper a few sweet nothings into.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
My random acts of kindness.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
Hailey was on the receiving end from one of her neighbors.
This is too sticado. You couldn't read the traffic, mate.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Well, I want to talk about is random acts of
kindness from strangers that just make your day. I love
these stories and I had one I wanted to say
thank you too. Someone I don't even know his name.
I'll probably never see him again, but he did something
that he didn't have to do which potentially save the
life of my beautiful, litle puppy dog March. So we
were sitting in lying in bed on a Sunday morning

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a couple of weeks ago. It was probably about eight
in the morning, and we hear our doorbell ring, and
I'm like, oh God, who's here.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
I don't want to want to.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Get up just just to all the doorbell anyway, I
may obviously made my husband get out of bed and
he went out the front and I was lying in
the bed our bedrooms at the front so I could
see what was happening. And there was this man that
just rung our doll bow and said, hey, I just
wanted to say I've seen your little dog We've got
two boxer dogs. One's five ones six months. Your little
one has been running up and down your street and

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I'm like, what, he goes, I just want to let
you know. So obviously she's jumping over a fence. We
had absolutely no idea. So she's obviously been jumping over
the side fence at our neighbor's front yard and then
down the street and then jumping back. We've got cameras,
but we couldn't see it on the camera, but it
made total sense because the fence is really low. Anyway,

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Jimmy came back inside and I'm like, oh my god.
If he didn't say that, we wouldn't know, she'd continue
to do it, and who knows, she'd be hit by
carl or someone would steal her.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
You do not want your dog run out in the street.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
God, is the worst thing, especially a puppy that doesn't
know where home is. And I just thought, that is
such a kind thing to do, when someone doesn't have
to do something, but they do it out of the
kindness of their heart.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
And you said, you don't know who this person.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
I don't know him, and he doesn't know us. He
was just like, I just want to let you know,
I just seen your dog.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
But he's a neighbor.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
No, he's someone just walking past. I don't know him.
People often, because our dogs are quite cute, people even
stand out in front of my mouth and take photos
of the dogs so they're known. Because there's two of them,
they're matching. It's kind of cute. So obviously stand out
a little bit in the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Right, random acts of kindness for me, I would suggest,
like the I'm going to say that I did one.
We have two trees on my front lawn and my
neighbor's front lawn, and we share a fence but doesn't
go all the way down to the road, so our
grass slight links up with each other. We essentially have
the same patch of grass. We've got two trees that
are dropping a billion leaves at the moment because they're

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autumn deciduous trees, and you have to break up the
leaves every twenty minutes.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
Essentially at the moment.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah, And I saw the street sweet for corve and
I blew all the leaves onto the and I was like, well,
while I'm here, I'm gonna blow the leaves on my
neighbor's front lawn.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Hang on, are you nominating yourself for a random act?

Speaker 5 (24:18):
And now that now that you mentioned, I was like, oh,
I got me that I've been kind before.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
You can't.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
I was kind one time and I remembered it.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
It really stands out in my mind because obviously not
usually that kind.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Sorry, but I don't want to take your call. If
you're calling to nominate yourself about a random act of
kind I.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
I would love to hear from you. Thirty one two three.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Have you been on the receiving end of a random
act active kindness?

Speaker 5 (24:40):
Or have you done one?

Speaker 3 (24:41):
We want to show off and tell us how nice
you are.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Well, maybe Haley's next door neighbor and she just doesn't
know your name and she's no God running up again?

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Did Jimmy knows everyone's name? He's like neighborhood watch. I
don't know anyone's name, but he does? All right?

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Thirty one two three Give us a ring with your
random acts of kindness that have happened in your life?
All right?

Speaker 8 (25:00):
All right?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Thirty minutes away from you winning one thousand bucks, go
to that mixed Adelaide Instagram story right now if you
want to get closer to that win I think.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
I said, if you don't do it, you're an idiot,
so you should do it.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah, we're talking random acts of kindness at the moment,
and our random act of kindness for you, Adelaidies, we've
given every single answer away.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Can't do anything else for you? Really can?

Speaker 5 (25:20):
We max every single all ten of them.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
I just share a sorry about this stranger who knocked
on rang our Dell doorbell on a Sunday morning a
couple of weeks ago to tell us that he's seen
our little girl, Marge. She's six months old. She's a dog,
she's a box of dog running up and down our
street and we had no idea she was jumping over
the fence and getting out and then coming back. So
thank god he saved her life.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Thank God for the random act of kindness. So thirty
one oh two three, what are yours? What have you
come across random acts of kindness? Adelaide Lisa in Evanston Park, Lisa,
you've got a coffee or you had a coffee kut business.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
What was a random act of kindness?

Speaker 6 (25:55):
Yeah, I used to.

Speaker 15 (25:56):
Have a mobile coffee van that was set up as
a drive through. One morning, a gentleman drove in and
one car followed him in behind. He offered to pay
for the coffee for the lady behind, and then she
continued for the car that came in, and that continued
over about half an hour across about twenty to twenty
five cars.

Speaker 13 (26:14):
I love.

Speaker 15 (26:14):
That was amazing, Lisa.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
Did anyone get dudded?

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Was there like one car that was a people mover
and was just saying, I'm ordering thirty five coffees?

Speaker 15 (26:24):
No, no, they didn't know in a Deleta. It was
about six o'clock in the morning, so one or two
people in the car. But yeah, and you're on for
about half an hour, so it was great.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
That is really nice. All right, We're going to continue
taking your calls. I've also got a twist to this
as well. Sometimes random acts of kindness don't end well.
There are two things I need to tell you how
they can go wrong. Thank you? Did We just want
to use support to say thank you to strangers who

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do random acts of kindness just out of the kindness
of their heart.

Speaker 6 (27:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
But the guy that rainrod my doorbell to say that
our little dog Marge was getting out running down our
road and I spotted him.

Speaker 5 (27:10):
A few times he had spotted her a few.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Yeah, and now we have to raise our fence. Thank
you for that. You saved our little girls.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
I have to do it, but we appreciate.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Zoe in Prospectcording on thirteen one o two three Random
Acts of Kindness, Zoe, have you been on the receiving
end of one morning guys?

Speaker 6 (27:26):
Yeah. I was at the Cracker markets last week and
my daughter really wanted watermelon, and I said no because
the person was only selling whole watermelon. So I said,
know it because I'm like, I don't really want a
whole watermelon. And this lady came out to say night,
it's okay, I'll pay for it, and we ended up
walking out with five kilos of watermelon. Oh my god,

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I want five kilos. We had this whole, like huge watermelon.
My daughter absolutely loved it, but we obviously couldn't eat
at all. But it's just the two of us, so
we had five kilos of watermelon. So I was very thankful.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
I'm thankful, but also a little bit a little bit.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Imagine if daughter again home and she's just like, actually.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
Hundreds and thousands on some.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Kind of thought of that person though. Aaron in Linddock
Random acts of Kindness wa'ts your story.

Speaker 17 (28:23):
Two years ago, I was on a road trip to Perth.
Me and my son went over and on the way
back in Norseman, Western Australia, we ran into issues my
brother from Michigan because we ran out of money. My
brother in Michigan posted stuff on the internet. And then
some random, just by chance, some lady from a principal

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from Western Australia happened to be in Norseman at the
time and she just showed up at where we were
staying at the hotel and she paid to tow my
car all the way back to South Australia.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Oh my god, Oh my god, why would she do that?
Your card write down?

Speaker 5 (29:02):
And this random did.

Speaker 17 (29:03):
That and and she paid the entire fee. We're talking
dollars plus.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Wow.

Speaker 17 (29:12):
She just said she was just happy to do it. Yeah,
and she never wanted to sent back.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Oh that is just that she's a little angel. Maybe
she wasn't real. Maybe she did she did that, but
she was actually a ghost.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
And they just skipped out on the hotel paying for it.
So nice, And I'm still in Perth. He doesn't realized.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
He's calling him jail was a weird phone line.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Sarah in Flinders Park give us a random act of kindness.

Speaker 8 (29:39):
Hi, Haley, Max, I'm calling about my previous neighbor Rex.
He was elderly, he was unwell, he has cancer. But
as a single mom, he was the most beautiful neighbor.
He would mow my lawns without prompting. I would find
some mornings on my lawns, like on his hands and
knees pulling out weeds. But the most beautiful thing is

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he would go along the whole street every every time
the bins were to be put out and put out
everyone's bin.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
Oh wow, and then.

Speaker 8 (30:08):
The collection person has been He would bring all the
bins in as well. He was a really beautiful person.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Who why why is he not around anymore?

Speaker 8 (30:19):
He still is, yep yep. So anyone at Flinder's Park
will know Rex. He's quite the talker and he knows everyone.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
What a legend.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
If you're around Rex's place, take his bins out for one.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Yeah, thank you for sharing. This is this is beautiful right.
We love random acts of kindness. Sometimes though, when you
do a nice act for someone, it turns a little sour.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Doesn't always go to plan.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Yeah, We've got a story that we've been sitting on
for about thirteen years that happened in Paris, and it's
really terrible.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
It's hilarious. It's funny but also terrible. There's death.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Yeah, it's funny, just dark comedy. We're going to share
it with you next. All right, We're about to share
a story that Vergiol myself I've known for about thirteen years.
We were talking about random acts of kindness before.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
And it was positive love was a nice chat.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
You had someone come and rescue your dogs, essentially coming
up and down the street, and it was a random
act of kindness.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Sometimes though, when you try and do something nice for someone,
it can turn upside down and not go down very well.
So I want to set the scene for this story,
and I just want to say. The boys are saying
it's really funny. It's not a funny story.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
It is thirteen years on.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
But we if we laugh, we apologize in advance to
who to everybody listening. I want to set the scene.
We're in France and it's two thousand and ten. Oh,
there's a man, a businessman who works in a building
on the ninth floor. Every day he goes downstairs to
a cafe, gets his coffee in his croissant, and he

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goes back up to his building and he works on
his little computer. One particular day, he goes down and
there's a man on the bottom floor on the ground
who's been sleeping rough. And he thought, do you know what,
today's the day. I'm going to buy him a croissong
that's nice, and myself a croissants. Yeah, and I'm going
to go back up and I'll feel good about my

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day because I've given him lunch.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
If you're in a position to help, it's nice to
be able to help.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
So he gives this man who's sleeping rough a croissant,
and he walks across the road and he goes back
into the building, back up to the ninth floor, and
he starts typing away on his desk on the Zinsky file.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
Other Zinski file.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Yeah, he's working on that. And then he goes, I'm
just having another sip of my coffee. He looks out
the window and he looks down at the road where
the man who was sleeping rough was eating his croissant.
And he looks and the man say it the man
who was eating the croissant from the random act of

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kindness was choking.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
I knew you'd lose it.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
I knew you would say as soon as he said,
this isn't funny, it's awful.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Yeah, and he passed away.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yeah, from a random active kindness colossal, delicious, flaky.

Speaker 18 (33:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
He was on the ninth floor and he couldn't get
down to save his life, and so the man died.
That's why you should never do a random act.

Speaker 9 (33:40):
Ten questions, sixty seconds, a thousand dollars alien Mas's money.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Minute, go and buy another private jet. As soon as
you win this, go straight to get another private jet
over Bahammas, take his our school and just go.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Don't say we don't do anything nice for you. Yeah,
it is just ten questions. It is just sixty seconds.
It's very easy this money minute. And we put every
single answer on our Instagram this morning.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Now, I did say that if you don't look at
our instaut you are an idiot. Alana and Rosewater, have
you looked at our Instagram as.

Speaker 7 (34:14):
Much as I can?

Speaker 15 (34:15):
Literally, in the last.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Minute, we gave away all the answers, So hopefully you're
not an idiot.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Hopefully as long as you're prepared Alana to suffer the
indignation of not winning a thousand dollars and having Haley
call you an idiot if you don't win this money minute,
we can jump into it.

Speaker 7 (34:32):
All right, Yeah, that's fair, Okay, all right, I'd love.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
To bring back that word idiot as well, you idiot? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
All right?

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Oh right, here's the rules. We have ten questions sixty seconds.
We have to accept your first answer and if your
pass will come back to it at the end.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
A right, okay, let's win you one thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
Your money minute starts now. Spell cat? What color is
the Virgin logo.

Speaker 9 (35:00):
Red?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
What type of animals are tuna and salmon fish?

Speaker 5 (35:04):
What's the capital of Australia?

Speaker 6 (35:06):
Camera?

Speaker 5 (35:06):
Which rapper shares their name with a fi with a coin?

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (35:11):
You might be right? Where is the Royal Ladelad show held.

Speaker 6 (35:14):
At Lea's Show?

Speaker 1 (35:15):
What sport is Eddie Betts best known for AFL? Name
someone who was in one direction? Which car company makes
the Commodore or made the Commodore?

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Hold him? What fruit is used in blueberry muffins?

Speaker 11 (35:31):
Blueberried?

Speaker 13 (35:32):
Hmm?

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Okay, wow, the tension in this room right now, Alana,
after you had every single answer ready to go on.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
Maybe the easiest quiz we've ever done.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Hopefully, hopefully, I really don't want to call you an idiot.
Please don't.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
We could come back after break, Eddie. Eddie starts.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
No, that's so annoying when he does that.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
We also probably shouldn't because it was extremely obvious, Alna
that you got.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
Every single question to write.

Speaker 13 (36:04):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
All Right, you awesome retiring today? How does the feel?

Speaker 8 (36:10):
What's the first time I'm I'm going home?

Speaker 6 (36:13):
I'm retiring?

Speaker 5 (36:14):
Yes, Alana, A thousand dollars. What are we spending it on?

Speaker 8 (36:18):
Maybe a small holiday?

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Man, that is nice, a small South Australian holiday.

Speaker 8 (36:23):
Yeah, definitely, Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
You're well done doing your research and being smart enough
to spell catap don't actually survive the idiot curse. Alana's
one thousand dollars.

Speaker 8 (36:39):
I really appreciate.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
It, all of truth, some very tricky questions in a
whole bunch of envelopes in our studio here and every
day pretty much Hailey or I has to go through
answer one of these questions, and sometimes funny, sometimes sad,

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sometimes in the middle. Today we're not in flipping a coin.
We're just doing a Hailey one again.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
I think I've shared enough this.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
Week, don't you. Oh You've got way more to share
than I do.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
I'll go it on bloat for it all right?

Speaker 5 (37:16):
Who was pink pink on bloats for it? Hey the peerson?
Have you ever checked a siki.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Here or in my career?

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Well, I know not here because you have only been
here for like five months and I haven't.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Haven't had I haven't done one here? Yeah I have.
I used to do them quite often, to be fair,
when I worked in retail. So I used to work
at a spree when a spree existed. Oh yeah, DJ's
a spree and run them more good clothes.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Great. It was great, but I also just got so bored,
you know my brain. I was just like just I
just would want to be anywhere else and I couldn't
be anything worse than working for nine hours on my feet.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
Just this shift over and it's like nine for three minutes.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Yeah, I just didn't like that, was me. I was
always looking at the clock. So, because I guess I'm
a method actor, I wanted it to sound really real
and I remember calling my manager and I don't know
why I didn't call her from a mobile. I went
to There's there was a phone booth on Port Rush.

Speaker 5 (38:22):
Roads public phone.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
I drove up to the phone booth and I called
my boss from there and said, I am so sorry.
I'm like, I was meant to start at night. I'm
so sorry. I've been in a car accident. I'm just
it's only a little one. I'm fine, but I'm just
I'm not gonna make it. And I remember her like,
this is completely my fault. Serves me right. She was like,

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are you okay. I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
I'm just a bit rattled. I won't be able to
make it. She goes, that's okay, you can do the afternoon.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
So I had to go in it two.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
I do two till nine. It was like it was
so annoyed and then it happened again. When I was
it was like maybe ten years ago, and I used
to do these crosses on it was Channel seven. I
think it was where people would like, you have a topic,
and I would be one of the peep the commentators.
It was on like the morning show or something on
Channel seven, and they would do a topic and let's

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talk about this. And the topic that day was isis.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Oh God, and that is not my rappertoire, not a
special subject of Haley Peace.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
I have know about isis?

Speaker 1 (39:26):
So you four against? And I remember saying to my
co host at the time, what are my points?

Speaker 3 (39:31):
I don't know, I don't know what what's going to
make me sound smart? I don't want to talk about this.
This is not me, guys a bad guy like talking
about the bad guys. Anyway, I got so nervous. I
was like, this is national television. I cannot do this.
And so I went down to the car park and
I can saying I'm so sorry, I pinion, I'm met
in a little car accident. I can't make it. And

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then I walked back upstairs and just stayed and hid
in the radio station so I didn't have to go the.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Second time and canceled for a car accident. Was what
did you learn from the first one?

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Well, my moment, my theory is though, oh well, it
was too bad. I couldn't come in because that was
like I.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Can't do that in the after Yes, so when they
said the first time, you were like, I'm okay, I'm fine.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
The second time you're like, oh, no, go.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Yeah, I couldn't say that I broke my leg or anything,
because you know, I'm hadn't bro hadn't worn anything. I
was completely fine. But it's my and I also have
a thing I didn't want to like bad. Omen that
I had was in a car accident was bad because
I didn't want that actually to happen in karmage actually
hit me.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
So I just said it was a little little thing,
a little fender bender. Yeah, I've put a toe out
or something. Yeah, and it worked.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
There you go. I don't know why that's my choice
to be in a car accident, but really it gets
you out of anything.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
If you ever have Haley Pearson coming to do anything
for you and she calls you to say she's been in.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
A car accident. So sorry that girl crying. Wolf.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
I'm quite good acting as well.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
Ryan Wolf.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
We want to hear about you Chuck and Siki's. I
want to open it up to everyone. I don't want
two three, I.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Don't want it now.

Speaker 5 (40:59):
What excuse have you used for chucking a siki? Yeah,
the car accident? Has it worked for you?

Speaker 3 (41:05):
It's quite extreme?

Speaker 5 (41:07):
Yeah, maybe something extreme.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
The sickness is quite good. What you do is you
go real daisy and I'm so sorry. I'm just I'm
just not fairly well. Is like Britney Spears, That.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
Is good thirty one oh two three.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
We've got some play school family passes to give away
as well for our favorite callers.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
Why'd you chuck asiki? What was the best reason?

Speaker 2 (41:28):
All right?

Speaker 3 (41:28):
When you ring in for a sickie? My advice to
you is you can't you want to go something a
bit far fetched, but not something that could actually happen
to you in karma. So when I called, when I
used to work in retail, I used to go really
fall on and say that I had a little car accident.
I'm fine, it was just a little nit, but I
just can't come to work that day.

Speaker 13 (41:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:46):
That's probably starting to push the boundaries a little bit.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Yeah, but good enough to say, Okay, you can have
a day off.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
The gods of karma won't love it. Thirty one o
two three? What excuse have you used to chuck a siki?
Alicia in Maslin Beach? You are dating a guy in
the mines? Now, how does this work for sikis?

Speaker 6 (42:03):
All right?

Speaker 13 (42:03):
I was talking to some guy a few years ago
and he worked in the mind wait in Perth and
he was already armed on a week on and about
to do another week and wanted to come home. So
he gave me all the bosses numbers like for the
mind I called them and said that his grandpa has

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died and he needs to get home and I couldn't
contact him.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Oh no, you went for full death reason and he
is the grandparent alive still right, and the bosses bought it.

Speaker 8 (42:38):
Their bosses put him on the on the plane straight away.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
Oh my god.

Speaker 13 (42:42):
He was on within two hours and got back.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
But you got to keep up that line. When's the funeral?
I'm so sorry. He's a sympathy car hours.

Speaker 13 (42:50):
That means he got three weeks off, so wow.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
And then Christmas comes around and he can't be sending
any photos with grandpa because grandpa.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
Yeah, that is my god.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
You can only do that if they're already passed on.

Speaker 5 (43:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
I can recommend not doing that as an excuse, but
it's worked for Alicia.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
A man in the minds Lindsey in Birkenhead. What is
your excuse for a sicky? What did you use?

Speaker 18 (43:13):
Right?

Speaker 13 (43:14):
Am?

Speaker 6 (43:14):
I on real?

Speaker 18 (43:16):
Sorry, lindsay there yet so it wasn't myself. It was
in nursing one hundred years ago in England, right, so
I remember it's a little village in England years ago.
Party party party were student nurses or codect nurs whatever
you like to call us anyway, used to go out
weekenders and all adoptor's parties, etcetera. Everything that you're not
supposed to do. And my girlfriend, who has come from

(43:39):
a bit of a well to do family, had quite
a lot thick leave off over the period of time.
So she was dragged in by the matron one morning,
was given the last warning the sick leave any more
thick leave should be off the program at the cadet
ship and all that. So we got on a weekend
and she'd all get up in the monarch or get there.
I managed to get in, so I wasn't going into

(44:00):
work and the singing hark, the held angels thing because
it's Christmas week. I see my girlfriend coming past on
a baroucha a trolley and she said taking my appendix out.
I said, pardons. So she got to e d and
since she had severe abdominal pain and vomiting all night,
et cetera, et cetera. So, so remember in those days,

(44:21):
sets all that were easily you know, they were easily
ordered or done. You took it on the clinical you know,
they took it on what the person said the patient.
And she did look rough. She just hungover as well.
But so she got an appendix out, so not out.
So they did an exploratory thing to see if it
was and there was nothing wrong with the appendix. True story,

(44:51):
true story. The best she got an award for that year,
an award for something we're given award for it that
year at the end of the year. But true story, Stretch,
I was going, I was going off to the ward.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
I love you, please call us again.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Just rolled in. Sorry, guys, my appendix and you're in Craigmore.
You're a manager in childcare. Can you tell us about
a diva coworker of yours?

Speaker 8 (45:20):
So, I had a.

Speaker 7 (45:20):
Girl who had a whole range of excuses not being
able to come to work, or she couldn't come to
work once because her eyebrows were not the way that
she wanted them to be, and she couldn't leave the
house with her eyebrows not being perfect to come to work.
And then she couldn't come to work because her sprayed
hair was the wrong color. And then the best one
was she rang one morning and said, I can't come
to work today. I've got severe emotional trauma. And I said,

(45:42):
I mean something happened that you were okay, And she said, oh,
I had a bikini wax and the lady doing my
waxing made fun of me and said that I'd left
it too long before coming back to my next appointment.
And I just can't come into work today.

Speaker 5 (45:54):
Oh god, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
That's not coming to work because the lady in essential
beauty says I've got foot.

Speaker 13 (46:03):
Book something like that.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Yes, oh my god, thank you so much. What am
we going to do is we would love if you
want a day off today, if you want a little sicky, Yeah,
just just just one day. Call us thirty one or
two three, because we want to call your boss.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
I think we're experts on it now that we've heard
a few reasons. Yeah, we could use one of these
reasons to maybe speak to your boss and get you
a day off today.

Speaker 5 (46:30):
Maybe not the full bush one.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Let's scrumming up, all right.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
I just revealed in the wall the truth that have
I had a siki. Yes, I've had a SICKI and
how did I do it? I have done it multiple times.
I've called and said that I've had little car accidents
and I couldn't come to work. This is when I
was in retail and I just didn't I just didn't
like my day.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
That's been Hailey's excuse.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
We've been hearing your excuses for chucking sikis, and now
we want to help you because Hailey's such a professional
and I like to think I've got a good way
with words. We want you to take a siki and
we'll just call your boss for you. Yeah, so Fay
has called in right now, morning.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
Faye, Good morning, mate, Good morning.

Speaker 13 (47:05):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
You just want a day off, right mate?

Speaker 9 (47:07):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, this one one
day for now?

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Yeah, any particular? Can you tell us what field you're
in so we can get a bit of a feel
for this retail mate.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
It's a lot of days on your feet, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (47:23):
Meeting people?

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Yeah, dealing with customers.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Yes, yeah, doesn't want to go to work today. What's
the name of your boss?

Speaker 18 (47:32):
Con?

Speaker 5 (47:33):
Con?

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Con?

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Okay, we can speak to Con and is there any
anything we should know, like preferences for what you might
have a day off for, like if you took a
day off last week for DIARYA. I'm not going to
say it again, mate, what's your excuse?

Speaker 5 (47:46):
Do you reckon?

Speaker 17 (47:48):
I'll just run down, mate, just run down.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
You need something a little bit better than that? What
about Yeah?

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Car battery, car battery, car battery and an ear infection?

Speaker 5 (48:00):
Yeah, he's got both.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Okay, okay, beautiful, All right, luck, We're going to get
CON's number off of you.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
We're going to call him back in a second.

Speaker 13 (48:07):
Right, mate, getting your day off?

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Thank you with Italian Max in the morning, getting you
a six day Okay.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
So Fay called us. Faye wants a day off. He
works in retail. He's tired of talking to customers all day.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
As you would be, as you would be. It's tough.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Yeah, he wants us to call Con his boss and
get him a day off. Are we going to be ourselves?
Are we going to say that we're his family?

Speaker 5 (48:28):
Will be ourselves? Okay, we're respected people in this community.
Would we lie?

Speaker 3 (48:32):
I'm not respected at all.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
We wouldn't lie.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
I'm hoping that Con is a listener of the show,
and he'd like Max and Halley wouldn't lie to us. Okay,
so has given us CON's number, the boss. We're going
to call and remember the excuses that we somehow landed
on was fluy symptoms and ear infection. You said the
ear infection and there was a mention of a car
bat trip. Yeah, okay, three things, yeah, excuses, tripleming.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
That'll work, all right, Let's get Con.

Speaker 14 (49:01):
Hello.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
Hello, is this is this Con?

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
It is yeah, Con Italian Max from Mix one or
two point three?

Speaker 5 (49:07):
Hey, you going, mate?

Speaker 2 (49:09):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (49:09):
We are very well, Conn, we have we are well,
but someone in your team, Faye, is not very well.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
We're calling on his behalf this morning.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Faye, one of your best and most faithful and loyal employees.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
Con.

Speaker 9 (49:21):
Yeah yeah, yeah, he done well.

Speaker 13 (49:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
So he's actually had an issue. His car battery has
just blown up. He has a really bad ear infection.
And what was the other one when we spoke to him.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
Yeah, he messages and he's got the cold yeah things Yeah,
when it rains a pause, Con geez, poor guy.

Speaker 14 (49:47):
He didn't see that coming.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Yeah, he said, he said that you might take it
better come if it came from us, And he's a
friend of the show, so we're trying to do him
a favor on a Wednesday.

Speaker 10 (49:57):
Yeah, there's probably some truth in that.

Speaker 14 (49:59):
And he's got some form with Siky so yeah, yeah,
I'll be interested to hear what he's.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Got to say.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
Fay has taken sickis before.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
He's almost said, you watched.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
To it the different phase, Ale, and I know, tell
tell con the character that we know.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Yeah, we we love Fae. He's a lovely man.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
I saw him every on Sunday morning.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Yeah, he's a great guy.

Speaker 9 (50:21):
You can never lie, no, never at all, and he
sees his honest as the day as well.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
If the day it was about an hour and a
half while but yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
On the day off.

Speaker 14 (50:35):
Yeah, I guess it's pretty late.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
No, it's like to find someone to replace him.

Speaker 9 (50:39):
I wanted to it's getting pretty.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Late, that's right, maximum, Yeah, absolutely in retail.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Oh wait, no, I've got a potato in the cupboard.

Speaker 15 (50:47):
We could replace him.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Bye is here with us right now?

Speaker 1 (50:55):
I know, I know you've got the flu at the moment.
It's tough to speak, but I think it sounds like
you might get a day off from con.

Speaker 14 (51:03):
Yeah, it's going to mean to exist. Yeah, it's going
to mean some extra work.

Speaker 9 (51:08):
Would you like us to start a go fund me
page for you or a couple of hashtag.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Well yeah, yeah, just for the long weekend as well, mate, Yeah,
some money, some money there anymore.

Speaker 14 (51:24):
It's not like it's not like I can say no.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
Battery.

Speaker 9 (51:29):
You know your infection, mate, everything, everything had had a
cold flu everybody, mate, So.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
I mean so, buddy, that's right.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
If you hadn't a triple down, I could have come
and picked you up.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
But that's okay.

Speaker 14 (51:43):
You you rest up.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
And enjoy your enjoy your hollow and sickly job done, guys, you're.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
The best boss. Thanks mate. Fellows look after yourself, mate.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Yeah, what a guy, Colin, What a great boss he is.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
At all? I think that's yeah.

Speaker 9 (52:02):
I think I'm in trouble with workplaces or one of
those mobs right now.

Speaker 5 (52:05):
But we'll go with that.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
That's okay, done, done, Thank you God.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
We go a day off for a another successful customer.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Thank you guys, have a great day all right. Thanks
you for us. You'll transmit one thousand bucks every hour
while you work nine am and onwards with Michelle Murphy
with the money minutes.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
I'm coming down with have

Speaker 3 (52:23):
A great long, long long weekend,