June 16, 2025 • 52 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here more mix one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Haley and Max in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
With these two together, anything can happen.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
You, Dame.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Chances is Hailey and Max in the Morning get that
number one for fun to soy much fun. It's fun just.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Because I get it.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Hate that.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh my god. The vibes are immaculate for a Tuesday morning.
Haley pers and Max perfect good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
They are notoriously our worst day. Yeah, Monday, we can
roll in with a little bit of energy still from.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
What it is Tesday is.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
The furthest Monday you're rolling with the energy from the weekend.
Tuesday you're pretty much the furthest away from weekends like Wednesday.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
It's like, Okay, I get through today and it's almost there.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I RECOGNI that there's some weird moon thing going around.
Everyone in my world is feeling really like a bit weird.
Do you feel a bit weird, like not as I
don't know if it's related to the weather, but just
feeling a bit gloomy.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, that's really hard.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
You get the winter glow yeah, I'm totally affected by
the weather. If it's a cloudy day, I'm in a
bad mood.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Now.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
I knew that you and I would be in a
bad boot this morning.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
So when I saw this yesterday, I thought, you know what,
I could turn this to Haley now or I could
save it for tomorrow morning. So this is something that
I've seen on Google Translate. Someone has screenshot of this.
On the right is what is in English? Read what
that is on the on that side. Read that right
side first.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
It says full terms and conditions.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Now scroll across the left and tell me what the
Hindi translation of that is Hindi, which they speak in India.
Tell me how to say full terms and conditions in Hindi.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Proven short and but.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I knew you'd love it, and something I'm in a good.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
That's really good.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Charge And apparently on Google Translate that is now in
Hindi you say full PMS and conditions.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I'm gonna put that on the bottom of all my emails.
That's a start, poop and charge and fastone.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, thank you, mag I'm doing what I can.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I can't like to see how you drag me out yeah, no,
I'm going to drag you down. Thank God for that.
Thousand marks at eight o'clock this morning. The herpees, the
tons of latis a glandular fever, all of it. Eight o'clock,
thousand dollars, eight twenty wins.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Sleep all right.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
We're playing a fun game is called one note one,
but just to wake everybody up, everyone can play long
because we played burgo will play like a second of
a song, the beginning of a song, and we're going
to jump in and guess what it is.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
We go against each other, but we are playing for you.
This morning, I'm planning for Karen in oddaway. Karen, why
are you awake at this hour of the morning.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
I'm driving home from work. Work, Karen, I'm a support worker.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Overnight support working.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
God, you're amazing. Does that mean you sleep all day today?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
No?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
I've then got to go home and look after the kid.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh, Karen?
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Do you ever sleep?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Do you ever sleep? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:34):
I think I get about five hours a night.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
I'm all good.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You should be actually winning sleep with us. We also
give that away later.
Speaker 8 (03:41):
I know, I know you do.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You're just ringing in the hour that we do silly things.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Yeah, that's you made me laugh every morning.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Thank you, Karen.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Hopefully I can win you're some movie tickets, Taylor.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You're playing for Ben in parallew Hey mate, what are
you doing up?
Speaker 7 (03:57):
Pretty much the same as Karen. I'm just heading home.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I've just got home from work.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
What do you do do you?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I work at the post at the post.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, I was a post overnight. What sorting?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Oh my god, that is a big job. You can't
mess that up either, can you?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
And Ben?
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Ben knows your dropping habits. It's another Haley pier.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Where's my parcels? Eighteen items?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I can't help you with.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
This one note?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Wonder all right, you're going to get the song Thailand artists.
If you get half of it, you can steal it
from the opponent. Here we go. Your first song coming
up now, queen?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah, mama.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Not having a song called mother.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Mea brain fly?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Alright, Wonder Max? Here you go, next song, Hailey, Michael j.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
In Uh beat it, Billy Jane.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Game giving you the answers.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I love this game. I love it.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
It's not fair bringing you into it. I'm giving you
the prize.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Stop doing that, all right? If Max gets this, he
wins the whole game, Hailey.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
You know what, I'll let you go first, regardless.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Your third song.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Hailey, Spice Girls, tell you what I want, what I
really want to want to Oh my god, Oh my god,
I'm just gonna blake. It was my favorite song, The
Spice Girls want to be back in the game.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
All right, your next song, here we go, Black Fingernails,
Red Wine, Eskimo Joe, Let's Go came.
Speaker 9 (06:05):
Why do you know that song?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
That song was written right after Heath Ledger and died.
They were friends with Heath Ledger and they were in
New York and they were writing that song right after
you died.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
She's got a story for everything.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Who cares? You're going to the movie?
Speaker 8 (06:20):
Thank you so much, guys.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
You have a great day. Sorry, Fanny, well done. Good
good dame.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
For those packages, there should be plenty of them rolling in.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Weird Heely's hot Tea.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Will Smith in the hot Tea today, fresh Prince of
bel Air. He's released a new song over the weekend,
and it just feels weird, weird. He's a fifty six
year old man and the song is called pretty Girls,
and the songs all about how he loves pretty girls,
and it's just a bit weird. It's been slammed everywhere,
(07:06):
some calling it the worst of the decade. That place
got a little bit of audio for you, right girls,
put your drinker, I get you anything you think think.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Light bb yelled, that's there for.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
All night.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
In the sections, weirds like he's been stung by a bee.
Like he's got a fat face, and it starts, I
don't know, probably he's been slapping himself or something, and
starts him sitting down in like a Syke's chair.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I've got a problem.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
My problem is that like pretty girls, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
You're not like eighteen. It's not anymore.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Jada Pinky his wife, did you ever read up on
her shoes of Lewis Kennon? Like she's scary. They haven't
been together apparently for a while, living in separate homes.
But I think he's at the age now that he's like,
oh he's having a bid life crisis.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
It's weird.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
That Willow Smith, who seems like I whip my hair
back and going to be like a weird girl.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
She has turned out to be the most normal.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, oh well Smith, I love fresh. Prince of Hilaire,
he's still alive. Mariah Ca Okay, she's always been famous
for being a diva and she's still a diva, which
I'm glad about. Performing at Capitol FM Summertime Ball in
the UK on the weekend. One of the announcers let
(08:28):
it slipped a weird detail. So apparently Mariah allegedly You're honor,
demanded her dressing the dressing room be named Mimi's World. Yeah, no, no, no,
that's not on. All the branding that was in there, that,
like the radio station branding, had to be stripped and
replaced with Mimi's World. Oh what's happening to all these celebrities?
(08:51):
It a little bit over the hill now, she is
the worst Mariah. In twenty nine, two thousand and nine, Sorry,
Mariah allegedly asked to be surrounded with twenty white kittens
and one hundred doves be released when she put the
Christmas lights on it at a Westfield and they said, no, sorry,
you're denied due to health concerns. You can't have that.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
If she came here and had to sit in our
green room in this studio before an interview, and then
it's just like a storage cupboard.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Essentially, foul coffee milk is off. She would hate this
place so much. Ni's world. Okay, I did say that
there was a big No, she's a loser, She's Mariah Carey.
We can't say that I'm off her. Okay, A big band.
You did mention it could be Chunky Custard. It's not
Chunky Custard. Devastating akadaka ac DC's coming back to Adelaide
(09:41):
this year. The Herald suners reporting that they're apparently coming
at the MCG to the MCG in November, and also
there are rumors that they're going to headline for the
BP Grand Final in November.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
That's our supercars, right, So we got Abits announced for
the Saturday Night rumors unconfirmed.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
They did perform fifty in front of fifty thousand adlaid
Oval in twenty fifteen. I reckon it's still fill our
Adelaide Oval.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
There is not a single band more suited to playing
Sunday Night the hell it's called now sponsored.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Than a CDC.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yeah, that's exciting.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
I could a Hey, Candy and Coke coming up next.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Now we're giving people the chance to win sleep Hey
twenty this morning. Your next chance, by the way, register
mix one O two three dot com do you guys
are aiding in that in the sleep process. And you
came up with a couple of lullabies.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Oh well, yeah, yeah they're good. They're good for different reasons.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Yours is good.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I think mine will help you sleep. Haley's will give
you nightmares.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I had rue anxiety writing this, and you stayed up
all night and wrote it.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah, yeah you didn't.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
You gave it to someone else to write.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
You sung it both.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah, Burjo wrote it, thank you, and he also suged
it for me so i'd know the tune to sing
as well.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I had to send a voice not demover to do it.
I'm like, see it and you're like.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Rihanna up next do you get to hear what our
boss called the worst thing he's ever heard on the radio.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
We have been making lullabies for you because Adelaide, it
appears I'm having a lot of trouble sleeping.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, that's why we've had so many registrations at mikes
one of two to three dot com dot you and
please keep them coming. A lot of rooms to give away,
but not everyone can win. So what we wanted to
do between us is give everyone else out there and
alternative lullaby to the ones that you play.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
To your kids. I mean they're not adult laalabis no.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
And I've never written a song before, but I have
today and some of you.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I've come up with my lallah bye. We can do
mine first.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
We can save yours for a little bit, because I've
heard that yours is something special.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Boss just walked in and said, this is the worst
thing of radio I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
We'll do mine now.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
My lullaby has been written to a very famous tune
that you would already know as a lullaby listener, and
it's an adult version to.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Help you go to sleep. Let's go.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Let's se if it works.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Hush, little adult, don't say a word.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Max is gonna.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Buy you a cocktail stirred. If that cocktail stirred don't hit,
Max is gonna buy you a nice warm knit. If
that nice warm knit's too hot, Max is gonna.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Buy you an adult sized cot.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
And if that cot is still too small, Max is
gonna buy you a Bena drill laced meatball.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
If that Bena.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Drill laced meatball doesn't knock you out, Max is gonna
drive you around Britannia roundabout, and if Britannia Roundabout can't
slow you down, you'll still be the sweetest little adult
in town.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I'm not playing mine.
Speaker 10 (12:42):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
It's awful? That was really good.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
You put a lot of time in.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
It, finding it rhymed, and it made you look like
a really good guy because you're buying everybody something.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
I also said I was going to lace their.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Meatballs with Yeah, but that's what they want.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
They want to.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Sleep, they really do.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I'm not playing mine.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I like to think I've set a high bar with mine,
and now we get to hear a very peaceful Hailey
Pierce and lullaby.
Speaker 11 (13:09):
Shut them, shut them, shut them, shut them.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Shut off.
Speaker 11 (13:16):
I shut them, shut them, shut them, shut them.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Don't want to.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Hear pink, pink pink.
Speaker 11 (13:28):
You don't need a glass of.
Speaker 12 (13:31):
Water or a but to eat, eat eat proquestation.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I know your.
Speaker 11 (13:41):
Game means driving me Saints. Saints say it's time for
mommy now when Daddy is his flumpter. I'm not bof
for you just walking.
Speaker 13 (14:08):
You know.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
The sad thing is I really tried to be in tune.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
You were good in tune, really really something.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah, thanks mate.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
One of the great debates going on in workplaces around
Australia at the moment is working.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
From home good, bad or otherwise.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
And it's up in the news again today because the
unions are warning of a new working for home a
union coming for us.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
They're going to take all of our rights.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
The article goes, employers are seeking the right to trade
off overtime, penalty rates and breaks in exchange for allowing
employees to work from home. So the way that this
is going to work in theory is that who's the
Australian's industry group. They're the people that are in charge
of things, and one of those industry groups, the proposal
is there's a new work from home clause that allows
(15:02):
the people in charge of the company to say, yeah,
you can work from home, but we're not going to
pay overtime, and we're not going to pay you for
meal breaks things like that, because you're already doing meal
breaks whenever you want.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
It's true at home and your fridge is right there,
it's true when you're home.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
You like I see, I don't know. I see both sides.
I love a day a week working from home because
I get so much done. I actually think my productivity
is way higher there because otherwise I'm just talking to
people at work and getting frustrated. I need to get
my stuff done. But when I am home, I'll stop
and I'll eat, I might even have a little twenty
minute nap. I'll do all the things. So as a
(15:42):
business owner, to cut that break out I think is
fair because you do get heats more flexibility.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
This is where you and the unions disagree, because the
person quoted in this article says, this attack is the
biggest act of workplace discrimination.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
I have seen as a unionist.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yes, it is not a dummy spit from big business
after their anti worker agenda was rejected.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
How is a workplace discrimination? It's it's a luxury to
be able to work from home. You don't have to.
We don't have COVID anymore. You can go to the office.
Trust me, your company is paying really high rent. So
it's a waste if you're all working from home. And
also there's the people who work from home and they
actually take it seriously. And then there's the people that go, oh, yeah,
(16:24):
I'm going to work from home. I'm going to go
and do my shopping and I gonna get my hair done,
all the things.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
The issue is that not everyone works from home properly yea.
And the other thing is most of us are liars.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
You miss out on.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
This only existed, has only existed for the last five years. Yeah,
since COVID. Before that, no one had even considered it.
No one even considered this is the only way that
I can work. You have this workplace culture, which if
you don't have it at your workplace, that's on you.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
You should have it.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
It should encourage you to do a better job, because
I want Haley, who I sit across from, to do well.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
I totally see that. And also, we work in fun
environments and my husband works from home, and I think
he regrets it because I get home and I'm talking
about all these fun things that have happened in the
office here and then lady, and he's got the two dogs.
He just eats. It's lonely. Like I reckon working from
home to just be it's actually not good for your
(17:16):
mental health if you're doing it full time.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I agree, being by yourself is a bad idea. Haley,
you own a business, would you allow your people?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
We've had this fight for so long, so my business
partner Lauren is old school, and I see her point
of view. She wants everyone in the office, and I
get it because it's all about collaborative workplace and we're
all fun together and come up with these great ideas.
But for me, because I do the writing side of things,
my brain can't concentrate when I'm with heaps of people.
So I'm fine for our writers to be able to
(17:45):
do days a day from homes to get their writings.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Of stuff pretty slope, though, can we not just say
go and sit in a quiet part of the opposite.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
I get it because I've I've been. I can't. I
cannot concentrate. You should be to our come to our
lady office. It's like twelve people talking over the top
of each other with ADHD and you don't.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Concentrate at all, all the colors of the rainbow, all
the time, all of that.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
So if you need to call, I'm fine to work
from home. But also you also do need to earn
that the people that work with us, I trust them
all and if they need to do that, I trust them.
But if I didn't, I would probably say, no, you've
got to come to office.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
My final question for you, then, as a business owner
Haley Pierson. This article is all about people that are
working from home and not going to be getting like
paid for breaks.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Yeah, lunch break or whatever you might get in the office.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I don't think you should be because everyone at home
breaks all the time. To be fair, when you work
from home, you probably work maybe four hours straight and
you get so much done that you would in a
nine hour office day. So you shouldn't be paid for
that for that lunch break.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
And what do you do with the rest of the
four hours?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
You just have naps and go shopping?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
And what do you do?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
What are you doing with your hand right there? What
would you do if you're working from home?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Oh no, I can't not in my jobs? What do
you What do you mean? What are you talking about?
Speaker 13 (19:02):
What?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I'm not talking about anything. I'm talking about you.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
What would you do good night?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Would you Max Burfett at home by yourself?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
What would you do? Adding my dog?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
That's what That's what that hand thing was, mate, hand.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Matches all.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
The wall of truth.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
We've been doing it every day.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
It is some very tricky questions that we are both
answering and sifting through, some difficult entertaining the difficult times
in our lives with you listening along.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I don't know why I'm feeling nervous today because.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
You know that I'm going to ask you a question today.
I would like to know your question in the Wall
of Truth for today.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Go for it contractually, I have to.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Those are the rules, Hailey.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
What's the worst message that you've received from school about
one of your kids? So email back to you. They
can call you. The principal might have got in touch. Yeah,
I have this message.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Ever, hang on, I have this, and I know exactly
what I'm going to read out. I don't know if
I'm allowed to read this out.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Actually, I think you should hang on.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Okay, I found it.
Speaker 12 (20:14):
Okay, this this letter because as a parent, when you
get messages, when you see a personalized message, you're like
your heart drops a little bit because you don't know
if it's going to be good or bad or what
is it?
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Oh my god, are they struggling or whatever?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
It is?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Right, I got this. I've saved this as a highlight
on my phone because it made me laugh so much
and it shouldn't have. This is last year. At some
point last year, I got an email. My husband I
both get an email from his old school, which child
after one Outfie. So he was in year four at
this stage. I was in the supermarket when I got
(20:48):
this email and I literally had to hold my fanningcas
I thought I was gonna wet myself read then, Oh God, okay, Hi,
Hayley and James. It's also not funny. By the way,
I'm just gonna put it out there. It's not funny.
I shouldn't have laughed.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Sounds funny.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I hope you're both doing well. I've been requested by
insert name to reach out after he witnessed an incident
involving Alfi today. Alfi was in the library with a
TRT when Alfi fell off the chair.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
I don't know what is that?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Work experience person? My year ten work experienced student helped
Alfi get up and made sure he was okay.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Oh the big tackle that you are about, diversed out.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
To which Alfi then called her her then called her
a pedophile. Insert name followed up with Alfie about the
inappropriates of this comment. Can you please have a chat
with Alfie about these thanks?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Where did he learn that?
Speaker 12 (22:03):
So?
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Obviously, this poor year ten work experience girl was helping
him up the get up falling off a chair, falling
off a chair to make sure he was okay, but
obviously she'd padded his back or lifted him up or whatever.
He thought She's touched me.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I've heard about these. Oh my god, well I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
I don't think at that point, I told him what
it was, so then we had to go home and say, hey, it's.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Actually quite a large accusation.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Yeah, it's not a word you just throw around if people,
especially if someone is helping you, like a year ten
work experience, girl is helping you get up with your chair.
That did the message thinking, Yeah, he doesn't say it now,
I've never heard him say it since. In fact, progress
Yeah yeah, progress. But that is probably the worst and
(22:55):
best message I've ever got from the school.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Can we can we not just stop.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
There though, because I feel like I've just out of
myself and made me sound really bad laughing at that.
Can we can we ask other parents, if you're a
mama or Cara, if you've got a really funny, bad.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, the worst message that you received from school, it's
about one of your kids.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Yeah, what happened? We can laugh about it now because
it's hindsight we can thirteen one O two three. Please
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I'm thirty one O two three, and answer the question
what is the worst message that you have received from
school about your kids?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah? I just read out one from Max and I've
kept in my highlights because it just made me laugh.
But I'll remember this day forever because it's not funny
at all. But when I got it, when I got it,
I was laughing a lot. And the letter was all
about how my son Alfie, our son Alfie, had fallen
off a chair in the library and a year ten
work experience was lifting him up to help him get
back up on the chair, to which he then called
(24:10):
her a pedophile in front of everybody, And we had
to go home that night and teach him what that was.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah, it's a pretty strong work. Yeah, it's a strong word.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Acquigation cemetery to throw around. Christie and Angelebey was called in, Christie,
what happened to your son when you dropped him at
school early?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (24:27):
Happy cheese, say guys, well, my husband got the phone call,
so we dropped him a little bit earlier. So and
he must have had a little bit of extrass pocket
money and headed over to the supermarket. And clearly they
had a sale on pineapples, because then he rocked up
the school with pineapples, like a whole heap of them.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
So what.
Speaker 8 (24:51):
He gets it from his father? I think they love
a good bargain, so they must have had mark down
on the pineapples, and he had seven pineapples. Apparently he
walked to though with seven pineapples. And yeah, so the
teacher rang my husband and said, your son just dropped
up with his pineapples.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
What did they do with them?
Speaker 8 (25:11):
We got definitely didn't see no pineapples after school, so
they must the teachers must have enjoyed them for the morning.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
To some pinatis.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
What did he think he was going to do with
seven pineapples, Christie, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (25:23):
Because there are dollaries. He's just telling me they're a dollary.
So at the still, like.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
You got to you know.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Why he just realized that they were such a great bargain.
He was making money, would be.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
A great businessman one day switched. I love that story.
Thank you for sharing that, Chrissy.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
More of the.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Same, More of the same, keep the calls coming. Third
on one two three, what's the worst message you ever
received from school about one of your kids?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Adelaide?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
What's the worst message you ever received from school about
your kids?
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah? That was my wall of truth question today and
I gladly opened up my favorites on my phone and
read out max a message that I got an email
that I got from my ten year old's school last year,
his old school, about him falling off a chair in
the library, and it was very serious email and the
fact that the year ten work experienced girl had helped
him up, to which Alfie looked at her and called
(26:13):
her a pedophile. Can you please have a chat with
Alfie about this?
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Yeah, yeah, don't do that.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Don't throw that word around.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
He doesn't anymore, but he did.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
What happened to you?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Kaylor and Mount Barker is called in Kayla a son
in daycare?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
What went down.
Speaker 9 (26:30):
Morning? So I went to kick a mart as you do.
He was three or four at the time and I
see you walk and you find a teacher and you're like,
how is this day, and blah blah blah. So's like, yeah,
he had a really good day. We did have to
have a chat with a group of the boys today
and I'm like, oh, yeah, what happened? And she's like,
(26:51):
so we're having outside time. Everyone was out in the
playground in the backyard, and we looked over and there
was about ten of these boys in a circle, like,
what's going on over there? So the teacher waddled over
and they all had their you know what's out doing?
The helicopter?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Hell got this?
Speaker 9 (27:09):
What? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (27:11):
So you know he's that age.
Speaker 8 (27:13):
They're pretty explorative.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
This isn't.
Speaker 7 (27:18):
Yeah, yeah, you're still anyone.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
The image of the of like what was it four years? Ten?
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Four years standing circle just doing.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
So little it doesn't flip about full three sixty.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Taylor. That is hilarious. That is so funny.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Every bloke loves doing a hell every down.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
There in your sewing mature Paula in Shadow Park, What
is the worst message you got from the teachers?
Speaker 14 (27:57):
Well, it's similar to Taylor's. Actually, it was just from
the school saying inappropriate exposure of genitalia. My son was
four at the time, and he was found in the
drink fountain washing his privates with water. God, there is
a backstory to it, that's all I knew. But he'd
actually been to the toilet and wasn't unable to wipe
himself properly yet, so he took it upon himself to
(28:20):
climb in, but he couldn't get out, and he couldn't
get his clothes back on text. He wasn't able to Yeah, well,
he wasn't able to explain what he was doing. They
just thought he was sitting in there in the middle
of you know, class time, playing with himself. But it
wasn't that way at all. It's a boy thing obviously, but.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah, you know what, full respect to him for trying to.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
Well, I was actually impressed.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
I thought that's what innovative. Yeah I was, but they weren't.
Speaker 14 (28:45):
It's a Catholic school and they thought it was completely inappropriate.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Well, he wanted to have a clean botper and I
respect that.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Nothing was.
Speaker 13 (28:55):
Yes, hey, guys, we just had a teacher calling who's
really happy to share some of their chaotic storys. I
had to do as a teacher. We'll take this to
the next break. All right, Okay, I love this teaching
from the other side of it.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
We've been asking you what is the worst message you've
ever received from school about your kids?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Because Haley was Wall of truth.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Yeah, and gave us a very funny message, Yeah Alfie
about ten year.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Old yeah last year. I think he was nine at
the time. And the yeah, the long letter was quite serious,
but it was involving Alfie falling off a chair, a
year ten work experience teacher helping him up the chair,
and then him looking at her and saying you're a
pedophile in front of everybody. He didn't know what the
word meant. The worst word like.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
So defamatory, white a harsh thing to say to a
year ten work experience teacher.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
So we've had all these amazing mums ring up with
stories like so funny. But now, in a weird turn
of events, we have a teacher on the phone.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Perfect people that get to give out of it.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Yeah, and I want to do they laugh when they're
writing these kind of emails.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
We have an anonymous teacher from school land does the
suburb good morning anonymous teacher.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
Good morning, Hello, good.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Loo is this something that you've done a whole lot
of sending out some some strange.
Speaker 7 (30:09):
Couple phone couple phone calls, a couple emails. But this
is actually I actually made the mistake of giving and
get me to tell you. Well, I've been on yar
gidy and I'm on your g I've had a boy
fall over. And I'm like, oh, mate, you're right, come on,
get up. And he's like, nah, I'm see you. Okay,
I'm actually hurt. And I'm like, all right, we'll get you.
We'll get you to the school office. So I've finished
(30:30):
my yard. You taking him over to the school office.
Looked up in the school database the phone numbers, yep,
looked at it, called the mom, give mam a phone call.
I'm like, oh, you know, don't be alarmed. But Luke's
he's just fallen over. Lo, what what's Luke? Why is
Luke playing basketball? You know, he's just he's just playing basketball,
(30:51):
like he just had an accident. He's hurt his back,
he just needs some time at home. But lo, why
just this parent is just losing their mind of mes
going on. And I'm like, oh, yeah, you know, it's okay,
Like it's all good. But Luke went to work this
morning and I've looked and I've gone, oh my god,
looks the dud snape loop the dudh no, sorry about what.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
The recess?
Speaker 7 (31:18):
Just then I've yeah, anyway, she just got picked him up,
and it's all good because then I've had another one there.
I want also yarduty again. And I've had these little
girls come over to me and like, oh, you know,
this is someone in the toilet. I'm like, okay, you know,
classic toilet. Someone's in there. They're messing around wald in there.
(31:38):
Kids got his arm stuck down the toilet bowl, fully
duck down the torleet bowl, and we you know, we
I'm like, mate, pull it out. I don't want to
touch it. Oh I can't miss, I can't do it out.
I can't give out like pulling on about mate, And
just anyway, we couldn't get it out, so we have
to call the parents. And then it was his.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Whole ordeal and waiting there he was apparently was there for.
Speaker 7 (32:02):
Like five minutes with his arm and the tall ball
because toys, his toy had fallen down. He's throwny toilets,
toilets falling down a tall bowl and.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
He just you know, how'd that phone call go to
mum and dad? Then anonymous Oh.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
Well you know you're saying you say, look, you know,
and then it's the you don't know whether you're going
to get well, why wasn't he supervised? And then it
was no, it was all laughter.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Saying do you guys laugh about it in the tea room?
Speaker 7 (32:29):
Oh yeah, So like when I made the mistake of
the call them, the dad saying the whole office was
just wating.
Speaker 9 (32:34):
Their hands because you know, the parents just that.
Speaker 7 (32:39):
You never know how they're going to react. By most
of them, they're pretty good.
Speaker 9 (32:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (32:43):
It's cosy, Yeah, just.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Talking inside jokes over some climate's assorted creams.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Do you talk about all the hot dads and stuff
at school?
Speaker 13 (32:50):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (32:51):
Yeah, all that's fun. You know.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
He's your favorite dad at your current at school. I
can't say that you're an anonymous teachhirt just the first thing.
Speaker 7 (33:01):
Oh you know, there's a couple on a couple of
hobbies that are walking in and out.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
You never know, and there's a playing basketball at recess.
Speaker 7 (33:10):
Yeahmous goodbye, have a good day, by.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
Let's do it money minute two Tuesday, All right.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Rachel and Elizabeth East. True or false? You have seen
the mixed Adelaide instagram and got the three answers to
the first three questions?
Speaker 7 (33:37):
True?
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Yes, okay, yes, so really it's only seven questions you
need to answer.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
Okay, you got this gal one thousand dollars today?
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Yeap two.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
Yeah, I'm going to try my best.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Okay, I'm going to give you the rules. Max is
going to read the questions. Thank god for that. All right,
the rules. We have ten questions sixty seconds. If you pass,
will come back to the end and we must accept
your first answer.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
Okay, okay, you're with us?
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Okay, are you nervous?
Speaker 9 (34:10):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (34:11):
I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Permanent butterflies?
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Today, let's been Rachel some money, Rachel, your money minute
starts now? What two digits does a standard Australian mobile
number start with? Therefore, how many lungs does the human
body have? Finish the saying curiosity killed the What captor?
Who is headlining at the BP Adelaide at Grand Final
(34:34):
the Saturday Night concert? Lenny Crabt name someone currently nominated
for a Gold Logi Allan mcreg what's the capital of Switzerland?
Which city did Katie Perry party in over the weekend Melbourne.
What decade did Australia introduce plastic bank notes? Nike? Name
(34:57):
the singer who has fragrances, cloud and aram? What's the
birthstone for someone born in June? What's the couple of Switzerland?
I have no idea. Give me a famous pop star
(35:17):
who has the fragrances cloud and rim?
Speaker 5 (35:22):
Any pop star h Ariana Grandba got it in in time?
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Yeah, just made it in.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Okay, I'm gonna be fair. I reckon we would have
got exactly the same if Max and I did this
quiz as well. You struggling the same questions that we
would have. Were some tricky ones late, Okay, let's go
to the ones you got right, because you definitely won something.
Mobile numbers start with four. Yes, we have two lungs
in the human body. Curiosity killed the cat. Lenny Kravitz
(35:49):
is going to be headlining VP at Leigh Grand Final.
You said, Lynn McGregor, but I know you've been McGranger.
Speaker 9 (35:55):
Yeah, mcgrand Theater.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Yeah, well done, Gold LOGI nomination. Melbourne is where Katie
Perry was partying. Australia introduced plastic notes in the nineties. Yes,
the birthstone of someone born in junior passed that one,
so you got that wrong. No, mate, I'm going back
to it. God and that was looking up in there.
(36:16):
I do things differently to you, Max.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
So remember when you said, let me just go through
the ones you got right now, I'm going to read
this one. Are now going to go through one you
passed on?
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Name the singer who had the fragrances cloud and r
e m You said, Ariana Grande. Yes, Now we're going
to go to the one you got wrong the other one.
What is the capital of Switzerland? You didn't say anything.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
It's Burn b e r N weird.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Who would have thought no one goes burn.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
Now you get to carry on and tell us which
birthstone it.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Is in June.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
You didn't get that. So it is either a pearl,
a moonstone or an axel drite.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
And Alexandra, Alexandra read it. Just read the word alexandright
stop being mean. I hate you both.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
You've got eighty dollars. Rachel, thank you so much. I'm
quitting this show.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
It's an axlent. I love a Rachel.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
You were good, you were very good. It was a
tough quiz and you got eighty bucks.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Congratulations, all right.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Sorry for the infighting.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Rachel, Hey, after nine and all day while you were
today with Michelle Murphy two thousand dollars. It's two K Tuesday,
all day.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
You know what, Why talk about something that happening after night?
Speaker 1 (37:27):
We can talk about something that's happening right now, because
we just go all over the place when we're talking
on this straight he's a correct one, and here's an
incorrect one, and now here's another correct one.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Guys, that's how my brain works is curly. It's not
a straight line. I'm sorry. That's just who I am.
I go from all over the shop. I am all
over the shop.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Eddie McGuire would have been sacked.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Yeah, but I'm not Eddie McGuire. All right, I'm Hayley maguire, HARYMG,
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Speaker 3 (39:51):
People have been nominating on our website, and so far
we've had all moms generally, aren't they or mums of
animals that are really loud. Emily has got on the
website and she is not registering for herself. She is
nominating somebody else.
Speaker 8 (40:07):
Hi Emily, Hi Hayley, Hi Max?
Speaker 7 (40:09):
How are you great?
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Who have you registered?
Speaker 6 (40:13):
My beautiful, hard working, firefighting chippy.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Husband as that he does sounds wonderful.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Tell me why why does he need sleep over you?
Speaker 6 (40:24):
Well, he lets me sleep, he lets me have sleep in,
he lets me go to bed early. He's sick at
the moment. He's been six months Thursday, and he has
been letting me sleep in because I have you know,
at the time of the month. So he was he's like,
you go, you go, you go and have a sleep
you have a sleep in, like makes me, makes me coffee.
Speaker 7 (40:44):
I know.
Speaker 6 (40:44):
But he's run himself into the ground because when he's
not a firefighter, he's a carpenter. And when he's not
a carpenter, he's then doing night shift for fire fighting.
So you know, that's not just fighting fires, that's accidents
in the middle of the night. That's all sorts of things,
especially when we have those big winds and all the
rest of it. So his up all night has really
disrupted sleep and he's run himself into the ground.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Is he like the typical man's and who just never
just never complains, never looks after himself, just.
Speaker 7 (41:13):
You know what, he does not complain.
Speaker 6 (41:15):
He doesn't I complain all the time.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
It's great complaining.
Speaker 6 (41:20):
He ignores. He's got headaches. He is so run down.
And do you know what, he wakes up in the morning,
gets up just get He's always the first up in
the morning and he's always up making the boy's breakfast.
He's always up making me a coffee. He's always up
cleaning the kitchen, undoing the dishwasher, reloading the dishwasher.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Emily, I'm sold. I'm sold. I'm happy. We both want
to marry.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
We love your husband so much, and he happens to
be on the phone with us right now. Stewart, are
you joking? O?
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Hey, how you going?
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Oh you sound like the most beautiful man.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
She's make lovely him.
Speaker 9 (41:56):
Ye.
Speaker 5 (41:56):
I appreciate that, Stuart, all of those things that you do.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
What are we ever going to look after ourselves? Mate?
Speaker 13 (42:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Look I.
Speaker 9 (42:07):
Yeah, Like I said, my job, I definitely love doing that.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
That's my first and foremost job.
Speaker 9 (42:12):
And a little bit of carpenter on the side, just a.
Speaker 6 (42:15):
Little bit of a hobby I enjoy doing as well.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
But yeah, most of it, Yeah, yeah, I do keep busy.
Speaker 5 (42:25):
It's too busy, stew It. And it sounds like you
need a break.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Yeah, you need a big hug and a room to
yourself and some comfy Alexander.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yeah, that's what you need to do it and that
is why we have called you and Emily. Today's let
you know that you have won some sleep.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
Do you want to say something to your beautiful wife.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Stewart, thank you so much.
Speaker 7 (42:53):
I really appreciate that love.
Speaker 9 (42:54):
That means a lot.
Speaker 6 (42:57):
You wouldn't accept it if I did, like a massage,
boucher or anything like that. So when you're put on
the spot on the radio with the two legends Max
and Hailey, you can't say no to them. You really
appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
Emily, what a beautiful couple.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Hopefully no one sets the house on fire on Thursday night.
Someone else can do it.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yes, let the other guys do it.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Thank you for getting on our website and nominating your
beautiful husband. There's still time. Has still got rooms. Get
on the website, nominate someone you love.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Yeah, we still got another day or two.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
We've just learned that a new law has come into
effect in Australia a week ago that says pets are
now considered more than just property in family law disputes.
When you get separated, now the pets have to go
to the best party. It's no longer just you get
the team to.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Be a fit pair.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
I'll have the dog. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
I often think this. In fact, I thought it on
the Weekend with You with Eliza being away for three
weeks and you're sending me photos of you and Morris,
And I was like, what would happen if you guys
did split up? Because Morris is essentially your child? Who
gets Morris?
Speaker 5 (44:06):
So now it goes to the courts if we did
split up, he can go to the course the.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Same way for like children.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
So it's all about you have to prove that you're
exactly which party could look after the pet better, who's
got better financially, who's got a history of abusing the animal.
All that sort of stuff comes in to be into
play when we're deciding which one of us gets it.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
And you also can't ask the pet like who would
you like to live with? Most of the time, I
wouldn't want to take that away from Like if Jimmy
and I my husband and I spit up.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
You got two dogs.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
I've got two dogs dogs because they need to be together.
They have so much joy, they're best friends and their
actual sisters. I couldn't split them up. But I also couldn't,
Like he loves them just as much as I love them,
but we offer different support. I offer like I'm a
girl mum with my dogs and they are my therapy dog,
and I am their therapy as well, because I give
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them so much love. I lie with them every night
and tell them how much I love them, and I
kiss them, and I do all the things, and they
follow me and they watch me in the shower like
a little creepy dog. And then I give and water
off my hands in the shower and they follow me everywhere.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Could we do one half of you gets the two
dogs and one half gets the two children.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
No, you can't do that. Why not because there are children?
Speaker 13 (45:21):
No?
Speaker 3 (45:22):
This is the hard situation, though.
Speaker 9 (45:23):
What do we do?
Speaker 3 (45:24):
What would you do?
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Like?
Speaker 3 (45:26):
Do you do all the thing like Jimmy does?
Speaker 2 (45:27):
All the pooh? He does?
Speaker 3 (45:29):
And he does to be fair, he gets up in
the middle of the night's still with us seven month
old dog and we ease her at two o'clock in
the morning every night. Still get a doggy door mate,
I know, but I think he likes doing it.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
I think that I have a pretty good case if
I had, if Eliza run off with a man over
European man.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
At the moment, I.
Speaker 5 (45:49):
Think I've got a pretty good case for keeping the dog.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
What's your case?
Speaker 1 (45:52):
Well, I do all of the poos? She doesn't go
to the vet with the dog because like the dog
hates the vet. Yeah, it's traumatic for the dog, and
therefore it's traumatic for Eliza. Yeah, so I'm the only
one that can take the dog to the vet because
I can handle the dog. Eliza and her socks are
smaller than nine Morris eats them a lot easier than
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he can eat my socks.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Right, Okay, so that's more dangerous.
Speaker 5 (46:18):
You're saying, that's more dangerous for her in charge.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
And also he would get fat and die if Liars
was in charge because him like human meals.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
Yeah, little chicken bits.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
If she was made, she'd make the same aunt of
pasta as she makes now, but one of the bowls
are basically dog instead of for me.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
See, this makes me feel sick in court standing up
and say that she's an unfit mother for the dog.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
I'm just saying, if I have to do it, if
she runs off over there, I want to judge Judy's here.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
I want Morris. You guys want to go to the
Cavalier court room.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
Oh, the Cavalier court room. I am I being served.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
You want to plead your case, which I think you've
just done as to who should get soul custody of
each of your dogs. I like this.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
I think you're in trouble. Hayley, You're in trouble. I
think I've got a pretty good case.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
A real lawyer will spit out a verdict and rule next.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Oh no, I don't want to lose my jo now
in the courtroom. Pets are not considered property. They're considered
like a child.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
This is just coming to Laura in Australia a week ago,
and they essentially get split up like humans do. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:27):
I like it the fact that they're considering animals like humans,
because to many people their dogs are like their babies.
But at the same time, I don't like having to
plead my case why I'm a fit parent to have
my dog.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Unfortunately, you're gonna have to please your case because I'm
sure the divorces obviously just around the corner for you
and Jimmy and for me and Eliza. Yeah, if I
was to plead my case to keep Morris, it would
be one. She's gone to Europe at the moment and
left me to care for the dog for four weeks
by myself. She never takes them to the vet because
it's too traumatic for both of them together, whereas I
just take it to a vet and deal with it.
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Her socks are way smaller than mine, so Morris, who
likes eating socks, can actually swallow her socks.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
Small feet, got nice narrow feet.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Yeah, thank you, weirdo.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
And then the last one was he would get fat
and he would die because she would feed him human meals.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Okay, like she would.
Speaker 3 (48:13):
That's not very nice to go against your wife. I
will say my case is that I do all the
mum cuddles. They are like therapy dogs to me, and
I am to them. I took Marge to puppy school.
I taught her how to talk and to walk. And
girl dogs need their mom. You can't take girls away
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from their mom. They need them.
Speaker 5 (48:37):
I'd say it's a strong case period.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
Ye.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
I'd say it's a strong case, but I'm not sure
it is all right.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
We're in the courtroom, the Cavalier courtroom, King Charles Cavalier courtroom.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
This is the results as provided by a real judge.
Guys so dumb. The court has reviewed submitted evidence in
her testimony from both parties. The focus remains on the
best interest of Morris. Max will start with you as
per the Animal Welfare Act and prevailing case law regarding
pet custody. Okay, yeah, that's what I'm into. I'm into.
Speaker 5 (49:08):
What's as for Morrow.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Findings, Max has provided consistent hands on care during Eliza's
extended absence abroad, including a three point five week period
of solo caregiving. This demonstrates both a practical and emotional
commitment to Morris as well being that is so true.
Courtroom person evidence indicates Eliza has deferred veterory responsibilities to Max,
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citing emotional difficulty in handling such appointments. Max, on the
other hand, has ensured that Morris receives timely and necessary
medical attention, and he needs it because he's allergic to
a lot of things, especially Eliza's smaller sox have on
occasion posed a choking hazard to Morris. Choking hazard. That's
exactly right.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
Oh, this is so sad. She's overseas. You can't even
defend herself.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Bad luck. Conclusion. Primary custody of Morris the dog is
here by a water to Max Kenneth Frederick Burfertt, Thank you,
Thank you, Morris. Supress Supress Eliza Shabby granted visitation rights
every second weekend. Provided such visits to Morris's dietary and
medical care plan.
Speaker 3 (50:13):
Parents, you can't split them up.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Both parties are instructed to complete a pet parenting agreement
within thirty days, covering feeding, victory and emergency protocols.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
If she ever listens to this podcast back while she's
over there on a little holiday, she's going to be
so devastated.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
Yeah, this is awful.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
If I would divorce you if I was well and
here we.
Speaker 5 (50:30):
Go, Can I just frhi, because if she does, I'm
getting the dog. You're a child.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
I'm just going to predict that I won't get Peggy
and March.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
You guys do put forward a better case. It is
uncontested that James has taken on the line share of
the dog's day to day care. Evidence presented establishes that
James wakes early to take the dogs outside for toileting,
provides all morning feedings, undertakes the regular walking, work and
exercise required for the dog's physical and mental health. I
don't have a job.
Speaker 5 (50:58):
I'm at work in the mornings a doggy door.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Hailey has shown herself to be a loving and emotionally
supportive caregiver. Notably, she enrolled and attended puppy priests school,
despite her very busy life contributing to their early behavioral development.
She's a medium mogul.
Speaker 5 (51:14):
If it didn't say so busy working mum, you don't know.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
My struggle regular affection and comfort to the animals.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Orders Primary custody. James shall have primary physical custody of
Peggy and Marge. Hailey shall have visitation rights every second
week has shared holidays as agreed by both parties.
Speaker 3 (51:36):
But I'm going hot like I wouldn't realize.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
Additionally, she may request time with the dogs during any
extended absences of James's that's nice. Both parties shall maintain
a joint decision making authority regarding any significant medical treatments
or long term relocations affecting the dogs.
Speaker 3 (51:52):
That's what I don't get my dogs.
Speaker 5 (51:53):
You get them onst every second worker.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
Now I need a lot proper lawyer.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
You look so sour, right, I am sour because I'm sad.
Speaker 3 (52:00):
I want my dogs.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
You should have put for a better case.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
Do you not understand that I actually, literally I feel
these emotions like I'm in court right now.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Or you can go home and not pat your emotional
support dogs because they don't belong to anymore.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
Jim, I don't mean you don't understand how mean that is.
Look after them better, the meanest thing you've ever said
to you, won I do look after them?
Speaker 12 (52:18):
What do you know?
Speaker 3 (52:19):
You want me to bring up your dog?
Speaker 2 (52:23):
Well, that's good.
Speaker 5 (52:24):
I'd like to hear about Berjo's dog.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Come on, go on.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
We have to finish the show, so someone could just
go on.
Speaker 3 (52:33):
No, I'm not ready for a fight, and he's giving
me his evil squinty eyes. You love your dog, You
fight for your dog. That's all I'm going to say.
Speaker 5 (52:45):
There is subtension in here.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
No, have a great day everyone. You know the full story.
How dare you bring that to the radio.
My Heart podcasts here more mix one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Haley and Max in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
With these two together, anything can happen.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
You, Dame.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Chances is Hailey and Max in the Morning get that
number one for fun to soy much fun. It's fun just.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Because I get it.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Hate that.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh my god. The vibes are immaculate for a Tuesday morning.
Haley pers and Max perfect good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
They are notoriously our worst day. Yeah, Monday, we can
roll in with a little bit of energy still from.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
What it is Tesday is.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
The furthest Monday you're rolling with the energy from the weekend.
Tuesday you're pretty much the furthest away from weekends like Wednesday.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
It's like, Okay, I get through today and it's almost there.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I RECOGNI that there's some weird moon thing going around.
Everyone in my world is feeling really like a bit weird.
Do you feel a bit weird, like not as I
don't know if it's related to the weather, but just
feeling a bit gloomy.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, that's really hard.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
You get the winter glow yeah, I'm totally affected by
the weather. If it's a cloudy day, I'm in a
bad mood.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Now.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
I knew that you and I would be in a
bad boot this morning.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
So when I saw this yesterday, I thought, you know what,
I could turn this to Haley now or I could
save it for tomorrow morning. So this is something that
I've seen on Google Translate. Someone has screenshot of this.
On the right is what is in English? Read what
that is on the on that side. Read that right
side first.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
It says full terms and conditions.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Now scroll across the left and tell me what the
Hindi translation of that is Hindi, which they speak in India.
Tell me how to say full terms and conditions in Hindi.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Proven short and but.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I knew you'd love it, and something I'm in a good.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
That's really good.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Charge And apparently on Google Translate that is now in
Hindi you say full PMS and conditions.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I'm gonna put that on the bottom of all my emails.
That's a start, poop and charge and fastone.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, thank you, mag I'm doing what I can.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I can't like to see how you drag me out yeah, no,
I'm going to drag you down. Thank God for that.
Thousand marks at eight o'clock this morning. The herpees, the
tons of latis a glandular fever, all of it. Eight o'clock,
thousand dollars, eight twenty wins.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Sleep all right.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
We're playing a fun game is called one note one,
but just to wake everybody up, everyone can play long
because we played burgo will play like a second of
a song, the beginning of a song, and we're going
to jump in and guess what it is.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
We go against each other, but we are playing for you.
This morning, I'm planning for Karen in oddaway. Karen, why
are you awake at this hour of the morning.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
I'm driving home from work. Work, Karen, I'm a support worker.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Overnight support working.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
God, you're amazing. Does that mean you sleep all day today?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
No?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
I've then got to go home and look after the kid.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh, Karen?
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Do you ever sleep?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Do you ever sleep? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:34):
I think I get about five hours a night.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
I'm all good.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You should be actually winning sleep with us. We also
give that away later.
Speaker 8 (03:41):
I know, I know you do.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You're just ringing in the hour that we do silly things.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Yeah, that's you made me laugh every morning.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Thank you, Karen.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Hopefully I can win you're some movie tickets, Taylor.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You're playing for Ben in parallew Hey mate, what are
you doing up?
Speaker 7 (03:57):
Pretty much the same as Karen. I'm just heading home.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I've just got home from work.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
What do you do do you?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I work at the post at the post.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, I was a post overnight. What sorting?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Oh my god, that is a big job. You can't
mess that up either, can you?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
And Ben?
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Ben knows your dropping habits. It's another Haley pier.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Where's my parcels? Eighteen items?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I can't help you with.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
This one note?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Wonder all right, you're going to get the song Thailand artists.
If you get half of it, you can steal it
from the opponent. Here we go. Your first song coming
up now, queen?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah, mama.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Not having a song called mother.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Mea brain fly?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Alright, Wonder Max? Here you go, next song, Hailey, Michael j.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
In Uh beat it, Billy Jane.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Game giving you the answers.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I love this game. I love it.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
It's not fair bringing you into it. I'm giving you
the prize.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Stop doing that, all right? If Max gets this, he
wins the whole game, Hailey.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
You know what, I'll let you go first, regardless.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Your third song.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Hailey, Spice Girls, tell you what I want, what I
really want to want to Oh my god, Oh my god,
I'm just gonna blake. It was my favorite song, The
Spice Girls want to be back in the game.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
All right, your next song, here we go, Black Fingernails,
Red Wine, Eskimo Joe, Let's Go came.
Speaker 9 (06:05):
Why do you know that song?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
That song was written right after Heath Ledger and died.
They were friends with Heath Ledger and they were in
New York and they were writing that song right after
you died.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
She's got a story for everything.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Who cares? You're going to the movie?
Speaker 8 (06:20):
Thank you so much, guys.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
You have a great day. Sorry, Fanny, well done. Good
good dame.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
For those packages, there should be plenty of them rolling in.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Weird Heely's hot Tea.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Will Smith in the hot Tea today, fresh Prince of
bel Air. He's released a new song over the weekend,
and it just feels weird, weird. He's a fifty six
year old man and the song is called pretty Girls,
and the songs all about how he loves pretty girls,
and it's just a bit weird. It's been slammed everywhere,
(07:06):
some calling it the worst of the decade. That place
got a little bit of audio for you, right girls,
put your drinker, I get you anything you think think.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Light bb yelled, that's there for.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
All night.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
In the sections, weirds like he's been stung by a bee.
Like he's got a fat face, and it starts, I
don't know, probably he's been slapping himself or something, and
starts him sitting down in like a Syke's chair.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I've got a problem.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
My problem is that like pretty girls, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
You're not like eighteen. It's not anymore.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Jada Pinky his wife, did you ever read up on
her shoes of Lewis Kennon? Like she's scary. They haven't
been together apparently for a while, living in separate homes.
But I think he's at the age now that he's like,
oh he's having a bid life crisis.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
It's weird.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
That Willow Smith, who seems like I whip my hair
back and going to be like a weird girl.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
She has turned out to be the most normal.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, oh well Smith, I love fresh. Prince of Hilaire,
he's still alive. Mariah Ca Okay, she's always been famous
for being a diva and she's still a diva, which
I'm glad about. Performing at Capitol FM Summertime Ball in
the UK on the weekend. One of the announcers let
(08:28):
it slipped a weird detail. So apparently Mariah allegedly You're honor,
demanded her dressing the dressing room be named Mimi's World. Yeah, no, no, no,
that's not on. All the branding that was in there, that,
like the radio station branding, had to be stripped and
replaced with Mimi's World. Oh what's happening to all these celebrities?
(08:51):
It a little bit over the hill now, she is
the worst Mariah. In twenty nine, two thousand and nine, Sorry,
Mariah allegedly asked to be surrounded with twenty white kittens
and one hundred doves be released when she put the
Christmas lights on it at a Westfield and they said, no, sorry,
you're denied due to health concerns. You can't have that.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
If she came here and had to sit in our
green room in this studio before an interview, and then
it's just like a storage cupboard.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Essentially, foul coffee milk is off. She would hate this
place so much. Ni's world. Okay, I did say that
there was a big No, she's a loser, She's Mariah Carey.
We can't say that I'm off her. Okay, A big band.
You did mention it could be Chunky Custard. It's not
Chunky Custard. Devastating akadaka ac DC's coming back to Adelaide
(09:41):
this year. The Herald suners reporting that they're apparently coming
at the MCG to the MCG in November, and also
there are rumors that they're going to headline for the
BP Grand Final in November.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
That's our supercars, right, So we got Abits announced for
the Saturday Night rumors unconfirmed.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
They did perform fifty in front of fifty thousand adlaid
Oval in twenty fifteen. I reckon it's still fill our
Adelaide Oval.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
There is not a single band more suited to playing
Sunday Night the hell it's called now sponsored.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Than a CDC.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yeah, that's exciting.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
I could a Hey, Candy and Coke coming up next.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Now we're giving people the chance to win sleep Hey
twenty this morning. Your next chance, by the way, register
mix one O two three dot com do you guys
are aiding in that in the sleep process. And you
came up with a couple of lullabies.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Oh well, yeah, yeah they're good. They're good for different reasons.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Yours is good.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I think mine will help you sleep. Haley's will give
you nightmares.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I had rue anxiety writing this, and you stayed up
all night and wrote it.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah, yeah you didn't.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
You gave it to someone else to write.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
You sung it both.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah, Burjo wrote it, thank you, and he also suged
it for me so i'd know the tune to sing
as well.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I had to send a voice not demover to do it.
I'm like, see it and you're like.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Rihanna up next do you get to hear what our
boss called the worst thing he's ever heard on the radio.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
We have been making lullabies for you because Adelaide, it
appears I'm having a lot of trouble sleeping.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, that's why we've had so many registrations at mikes
one of two to three dot com dot you and
please keep them coming. A lot of rooms to give away,
but not everyone can win. So what we wanted to
do between us is give everyone else out there and
alternative lullaby to the ones that you play.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
To your kids. I mean they're not adult laalabis no.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
And I've never written a song before, but I have
today and some of you.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I've come up with my lallah bye. We can do
mine first.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
We can save yours for a little bit, because I've
heard that yours is something special.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Boss just walked in and said, this is the worst
thing of radio I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
We'll do mine now.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
My lullaby has been written to a very famous tune
that you would already know as a lullaby listener, and
it's an adult version to.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Help you go to sleep. Let's go.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Let's se if it works.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Hush, little adult, don't say a word.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Max is gonna.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Buy you a cocktail stirred. If that cocktail stirred don't hit,
Max is gonna buy you a nice warm knit. If
that nice warm knit's too hot, Max is gonna.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Buy you an adult sized cot.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
And if that cot is still too small, Max is
gonna buy you a Bena drill laced meatball.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
If that Bena.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Drill laced meatball doesn't knock you out, Max is gonna
drive you around Britannia roundabout, and if Britannia Roundabout can't
slow you down, you'll still be the sweetest little adult
in town.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I'm not playing mine.
Speaker 10 (12:42):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
It's awful? That was really good.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
You put a lot of time in.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
It, finding it rhymed, and it made you look like
a really good guy because you're buying everybody something.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
I also said I was going to lace their.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Meatballs with Yeah, but that's what they want.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
They want to.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Sleep, they really do.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I'm not playing mine.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I like to think I've set a high bar with mine,
and now we get to hear a very peaceful Hailey
Pierce and lullaby.
Speaker 11 (13:09):
Shut them, shut them, shut them, shut them.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Shut off.
Speaker 11 (13:16):
I shut them, shut them, shut them, shut them.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Don't want to.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Hear pink, pink pink.
Speaker 11 (13:28):
You don't need a glass of.
Speaker 12 (13:31):
Water or a but to eat, eat eat proquestation.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I know your.
Speaker 11 (13:41):
Game means driving me Saints. Saints say it's time for
mommy now when Daddy is his flumpter. I'm not bof
for you just walking.
Speaker 13 (14:08):
You know.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
The sad thing is I really tried to be in tune.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
You were good in tune, really really something.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah, thanks mate.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
One of the great debates going on in workplaces around
Australia at the moment is working.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
From home good, bad or otherwise.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
And it's up in the news again today because the
unions are warning of a new working for home a
union coming for us.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
They're going to take all of our rights.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
The article goes, employers are seeking the right to trade
off overtime, penalty rates and breaks in exchange for allowing
employees to work from home. So the way that this
is going to work in theory is that who's the
Australian's industry group. They're the people that are in charge
of things, and one of those industry groups, the proposal
is there's a new work from home clause that allows
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the people in charge of the company to say, yeah,
you can work from home, but we're not going to
pay overtime, and we're not going to pay you for
meal breaks things like that, because you're already doing meal
breaks whenever you want.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
It's true at home and your fridge is right there,
it's true when you're home.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
You like I see, I don't know. I see both sides.
I love a day a week working from home because
I get so much done. I actually think my productivity
is way higher there because otherwise I'm just talking to
people at work and getting frustrated. I need to get
my stuff done. But when I am home, I'll stop
and I'll eat, I might even have a little twenty
minute nap. I'll do all the things. So as a
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business owner, to cut that break out I think is
fair because you do get heats more flexibility.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
This is where you and the unions disagree, because the
person quoted in this article says, this attack is the
biggest act of workplace discrimination.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
I have seen as a unionist.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yes, it is not a dummy spit from big business
after their anti worker agenda was rejected.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
How is a workplace discrimination? It's it's a luxury to
be able to work from home. You don't have to.
We don't have COVID anymore. You can go to the office.
Trust me, your company is paying really high rent. So
it's a waste if you're all working from home. And
also there's the people who work from home and they
actually take it seriously. And then there's the people that go, oh, yeah,
(16:24):
I'm going to work from home. I'm going to go
and do my shopping and I gonna get my hair done,
all the things.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
The issue is that not everyone works from home properly yea.
And the other thing is most of us are liars.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
You miss out on.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
This only existed, has only existed for the last five years. Yeah,
since COVID. Before that, no one had even considered it.
No one even considered this is the only way that
I can work. You have this workplace culture, which if
you don't have it at your workplace, that's on you.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
You should have it.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
It should encourage you to do a better job, because
I want Haley, who I sit across from, to do well.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
I totally see that. And also, we work in fun
environments and my husband works from home, and I think
he regrets it because I get home and I'm talking
about all these fun things that have happened in the
office here and then lady, and he's got the two dogs.
He just eats. It's lonely. Like I reckon working from
home to just be it's actually not good for your
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mental health if you're doing it full time.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I agree, being by yourself is a bad idea. Haley,
you own a business, would you allow your people?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
We've had this fight for so long, so my business
partner Lauren is old school, and I see her point
of view. She wants everyone in the office, and I
get it because it's all about collaborative workplace and we're
all fun together and come up with these great ideas.
But for me, because I do the writing side of things,
my brain can't concentrate when I'm with heaps of people.
So I'm fine for our writers to be able to
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do days a day from homes to get their writings.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Of stuff pretty slope, though, can we not just say
go and sit in a quiet part of the opposite.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
I get it because I've I've been. I can't. I
cannot concentrate. You should be to our come to our
lady office. It's like twelve people talking over the top
of each other with ADHD and you don't.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Concentrate at all, all the colors of the rainbow, all
the time, all of that.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
So if you need to call, I'm fine to work
from home. But also you also do need to earn
that the people that work with us, I trust them
all and if they need to do that, I trust them.
But if I didn't, I would probably say, no, you've
got to come to office.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
My final question for you, then, as a business owner
Haley Pierson. This article is all about people that are
working from home and not going to be getting like
paid for breaks.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Yeah, lunch break or whatever you might get in the office.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I don't think you should be because everyone at home
breaks all the time. To be fair, when you work
from home, you probably work maybe four hours straight and
you get so much done that you would in a
nine hour office day. So you shouldn't be paid for
that for that lunch break.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
And what do you do with the rest of the
four hours?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
You just have naps and go shopping?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
And what do you do?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
What are you doing with your hand right there? What
would you do if you're working from home?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Oh no, I can't not in my jobs? What do
you What do you mean? What are you talking about?
Speaker 13 (19:02):
What?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I'm not talking about anything. I'm talking about you.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
What would you do good night?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Would you Max Burfett at home by yourself?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
What would you do? Adding my dog?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
That's what That's what that hand thing was, mate, hand.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Matches all.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
The wall of truth.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
We've been doing it every day.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
It is some very tricky questions that we are both
answering and sifting through, some difficult entertaining the difficult times
in our lives with you listening along.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I don't know why I'm feeling nervous today because.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
You know that I'm going to ask you a question today.
I would like to know your question in the Wall
of Truth for today.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Go for it contractually, I have to.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Those are the rules, Hailey.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
What's the worst message that you've received from school about
one of your kids? So email back to you. They
can call you. The principal might have got in touch. Yeah,
I have this message.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Ever, hang on, I have this, and I know exactly
what I'm going to read out. I don't know if
I'm allowed to read this out.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Actually, I think you should hang on.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Okay, I found it.
Speaker 12 (20:14):
Okay, this this letter because as a parent, when you
get messages, when you see a personalized message, you're like
your heart drops a little bit because you don't know
if it's going to be good or bad or what
is it?
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Oh my god, are they struggling or whatever?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
It is?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Right, I got this. I've saved this as a highlight
on my phone because it made me laugh so much
and it shouldn't have. This is last year. At some
point last year, I got an email. My husband I
both get an email from his old school, which child
after one Outfie. So he was in year four at
this stage. I was in the supermarket when I got
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this email and I literally had to hold my fanningcas
I thought I was gonna wet myself read then, Oh God, okay, Hi,
Hayley and James. It's also not funny. By the way,
I'm just gonna put it out there. It's not funny.
I shouldn't have laughed.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Sounds funny.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I hope you're both doing well. I've been requested by
insert name to reach out after he witnessed an incident
involving Alfi today. Alfi was in the library with a
TRT when Alfi fell off the chair.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
I don't know what is that?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Work experience person? My year ten work experienced student helped
Alfi get up and made sure he was okay.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Oh the big tackle that you are about, diversed out.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
To which Alfi then called her her then called her
a pedophile. Insert name followed up with Alfie about the
inappropriates of this comment. Can you please have a chat
with Alfie about these thanks?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Where did he learn that?
Speaker 12 (22:03):
So?
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Obviously, this poor year ten work experience girl was helping
him up the get up falling off a chair, falling
off a chair to make sure he was okay, but
obviously she'd padded his back or lifted him up or whatever.
He thought She's touched me.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I've heard about these. Oh my god, well I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
I don't think at that point, I told him what
it was, so then we had to go home and say, hey, it's.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Actually quite a large accusation.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Yeah, it's not a word you just throw around if people,
especially if someone is helping you, like a year ten
work experience, girl is helping you get up with your chair.
That did the message thinking, Yeah, he doesn't say it now,
I've never heard him say it since. In fact, progress
Yeah yeah, progress. But that is probably the worst and
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best message I've ever got from the school.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Can we can we not just stop.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
There though, because I feel like I've just out of
myself and made me sound really bad laughing at that.
Can we can we ask other parents, if you're a
mama or Cara, if you've got a really funny, bad.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, the worst message that you received from school, it's
about one of your kids.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Yeah, what happened? We can laugh about it now because
it's hindsight we can thirteen one O two three. Please
make me feel better?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
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They've got some questions and answers up now on the
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Speaker 1 (23:40):
I'm thirty one O two three, and answer the question
what is the worst message that you have received from
school about your kids?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah? I just read out one from Max and I've
kept in my highlights because it just made me laugh.
But I'll remember this day forever because it's not funny
at all. But when I got it, when I got it,
I was laughing a lot. And the letter was all
about how my son Alfie, our son Alfie, had fallen
off a chair in the library and a year ten
work experience was lifting him up to help him get
back up on the chair, to which he then called
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her a pedophile in front of everybody, And we had
to go home that night and teach him what that was.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah, it's a pretty strong work. Yeah, it's a strong word.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Acquigation cemetery to throw around. Christie and Angelebey was called in, Christie,
what happened to your son when you dropped him at
school early?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (24:27):
Happy cheese, say guys, well, my husband got the phone call,
so we dropped him a little bit earlier. So and
he must have had a little bit of extrass pocket
money and headed over to the supermarket. And clearly they
had a sale on pineapples, because then he rocked up
the school with pineapples, like a whole heap of them.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
So what.
Speaker 8 (24:51):
He gets it from his father? I think they love
a good bargain, so they must have had mark down
on the pineapples, and he had seven pineapples. Apparently he
walked to though with seven pineapples. And yeah, so the
teacher rang my husband and said, your son just dropped
up with his pineapples.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
What did they do with them?
Speaker 8 (25:11):
We got definitely didn't see no pineapples after school, so
they must the teachers must have enjoyed them for the morning.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
To some pinatis.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
What did he think he was going to do with
seven pineapples, Christie, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (25:23):
Because there are dollaries. He's just telling me they're a dollary.
So at the still, like.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
You got to you know.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Why he just realized that they were such a great bargain.
He was making money, would be.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
A great businessman one day switched. I love that story.
Thank you for sharing that, Chrissy.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
More of the.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Same, More of the same, keep the calls coming. Third
on one two three, what's the worst message you ever
received from school about one of your kids?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Adelaide?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
What's the worst message you ever received from school about
your kids?
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah? That was my wall of truth question today and
I gladly opened up my favorites on my phone and
read out max a message that I got an email
that I got from my ten year old's school last year,
his old school, about him falling off a chair in
the library, and it was very serious email and the
fact that the year ten work experienced girl had helped
him up, to which Alfie looked at her and called
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her a pedophile. Can you please have a chat with
Alfie about this?
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Yeah, yeah, don't do that.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Don't throw that word around.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
He doesn't anymore, but he did.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
What happened to you?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Kaylor and Mount Barker is called in Kayla a son
in daycare?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
What went down.
Speaker 9 (26:30):
Morning? So I went to kick a mart as you do.
He was three or four at the time and I
see you walk and you find a teacher and you're like,
how is this day, and blah blah blah. So's like, yeah,
he had a really good day. We did have to
have a chat with a group of the boys today
and I'm like, oh, yeah, what happened? And she's like,
(26:51):
so we're having outside time. Everyone was out in the
playground in the backyard, and we looked over and there
was about ten of these boys in a circle, like,
what's going on over there? So the teacher waddled over
and they all had their you know what's out doing?
The helicopter?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Hell got this?
Speaker 9 (27:09):
What? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (27:11):
So you know he's that age.
Speaker 8 (27:13):
They're pretty explorative.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
This isn't.
Speaker 7 (27:18):
Yeah, yeah, you're still anyone.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
The image of the of like what was it four years? Ten?
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Four years standing circle just doing.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
So little it doesn't flip about full three sixty.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Taylor. That is hilarious. That is so funny.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Every bloke loves doing a hell every down.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
There in your sewing mature Paula in Shadow Park, What
is the worst message you got from the teachers?
Speaker 14 (27:57):
Well, it's similar to Taylor's. Actually, it was just from
the school saying inappropriate exposure of genitalia. My son was
four at the time, and he was found in the
drink fountain washing his privates with water. God, there is
a backstory to it, that's all I knew. But he'd
actually been to the toilet and wasn't unable to wipe
himself properly yet, so he took it upon himself to
(28:20):
climb in, but he couldn't get out, and he couldn't
get his clothes back on text. He wasn't able to Yeah, well,
he wasn't able to explain what he was doing. They
just thought he was sitting in there in the middle
of you know, class time, playing with himself. But it
wasn't that way at all. It's a boy thing obviously, but.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah, you know what, full respect to him for trying to.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
Well, I was actually impressed.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
I thought that's what innovative. Yeah I was, but they weren't.
Speaker 14 (28:45):
It's a Catholic school and they thought it was completely inappropriate.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Well, he wanted to have a clean botper and I
respect that.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Nothing was.
Speaker 13 (28:55):
Yes, hey, guys, we just had a teacher calling who's
really happy to share some of their chaotic storys. I
had to do as a teacher. We'll take this to
the next break. All right, Okay, I love this teaching
from the other side of it.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
We've been asking you what is the worst message you've
ever received from school about your kids?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Because Haley was Wall of truth.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Yeah, and gave us a very funny message, Yeah Alfie
about ten year.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Old yeah last year. I think he was nine at
the time. And the yeah, the long letter was quite serious,
but it was involving Alfie falling off a chair, a
year ten work experience teacher helping him up the chair,
and then him looking at her and saying you're a
pedophile in front of everybody. He didn't know what the
word meant. The worst word like.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
So defamatory, white a harsh thing to say to a
year ten work experience teacher.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
So we've had all these amazing mums ring up with
stories like so funny. But now, in a weird turn
of events, we have a teacher on the phone.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Perfect people that get to give out of it.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Yeah, and I want to do they laugh when they're
writing these kind of emails.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
We have an anonymous teacher from school land does the
suburb good morning anonymous teacher.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
Good morning, Hello, good.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Loo is this something that you've done a whole lot
of sending out some some strange.
Speaker 7 (30:09):
Couple phone couple phone calls, a couple emails. But this
is actually I actually made the mistake of giving and
get me to tell you. Well, I've been on yar
gidy and I'm on your g I've had a boy
fall over. And I'm like, oh, mate, you're right, come on,
get up. And he's like, nah, I'm see you. Okay,
I'm actually hurt. And I'm like, all right, we'll get you.
We'll get you to the school office. So I've finished
(30:30):
my yard. You taking him over to the school office.
Looked up in the school database the phone numbers, yep,
looked at it, called the mom, give mam a phone call.
I'm like, oh, you know, don't be alarmed. But Luke's
he's just fallen over. Lo, what what's Luke? Why is
Luke playing basketball? You know, he's just he's just playing basketball,
(30:51):
like he just had an accident. He's hurt his back,
he just needs some time at home. But lo, why
just this parent is just losing their mind of mes
going on. And I'm like, oh, yeah, you know, it's okay,
Like it's all good. But Luke went to work this
morning and I've looked and I've gone, oh my god,
looks the dud snape loop the dudh no, sorry about what.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
The recess?
Speaker 7 (31:18):
Just then I've yeah, anyway, she just got picked him up,
and it's all good because then I've had another one there.
I want also yarduty again. And I've had these little
girls come over to me and like, oh, you know,
this is someone in the toilet. I'm like, okay, you know,
classic toilet. Someone's in there. They're messing around wald in there.
(31:38):
Kids got his arm stuck down the toilet bowl, fully
duck down the torleet bowl, and we you know, we
I'm like, mate, pull it out. I don't want to
touch it. Oh I can't miss, I can't do it out.
I can't give out like pulling on about mate, And
just anyway, we couldn't get it out, so we have
to call the parents. And then it was his.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Whole ordeal and waiting there he was apparently was there for.
Speaker 7 (32:02):
Like five minutes with his arm and the tall ball
because toys, his toy had fallen down. He's throwny toilets,
toilets falling down a tall bowl and.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
He just you know, how'd that phone call go to
mum and dad? Then anonymous Oh.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
Well you know you're saying you say, look, you know,
and then it's the you don't know whether you're going
to get well, why wasn't he supervised? And then it
was no, it was all laughter.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Saying do you guys laugh about it in the tea room?
Speaker 7 (32:29):
Oh yeah, So like when I made the mistake of
the call them, the dad saying the whole office was
just wating.
Speaker 9 (32:34):
Their hands because you know, the parents just that.
Speaker 7 (32:39):
You never know how they're going to react. By most
of them, they're pretty good.
Speaker 9 (32:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (32:43):
It's cosy, Yeah, just.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Talking inside jokes over some climate's assorted creams.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Do you talk about all the hot dads and stuff
at school?
Speaker 13 (32:50):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (32:51):
Yeah, all that's fun. You know.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
He's your favorite dad at your current at school. I
can't say that you're an anonymous teachhirt just the first thing.
Speaker 7 (33:01):
Oh you know, there's a couple on a couple of
hobbies that are walking in and out.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
You never know, and there's a playing basketball at recess.
Speaker 7 (33:10):
Yeahmous goodbye, have a good day, by.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
Let's do it money minute two Tuesday, All right.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Rachel and Elizabeth East. True or false? You have seen
the mixed Adelaide instagram and got the three answers to
the first three questions?
Speaker 7 (33:37):
True?
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Yes, okay, yes, so really it's only seven questions you
need to answer.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
Okay, you got this gal one thousand dollars today?
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Yeap two.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
Yeah, I'm going to try my best.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Okay, I'm going to give you the rules. Max is
going to read the questions. Thank god for that. All right,
the rules. We have ten questions sixty seconds. If you pass,
will come back to the end and we must accept
your first answer.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
Okay, okay, you're with us?
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Okay, are you nervous?
Speaker 9 (34:10):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (34:11):
I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Permanent butterflies?
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Today, let's been Rachel some money, Rachel, your money minute
starts now? What two digits does a standard Australian mobile
number start with? Therefore, how many lungs does the human
body have? Finish the saying curiosity killed the What captor?
Who is headlining at the BP Adelaide at Grand Final
(34:34):
the Saturday Night concert? Lenny Crabt name someone currently nominated
for a Gold Logi Allan mcreg what's the capital of Switzerland?
Which city did Katie Perry party in over the weekend Melbourne.
What decade did Australia introduce plastic bank notes? Nike? Name
(34:57):
the singer who has fragrances, cloud and aram? What's the
birthstone for someone born in June? What's the couple of Switzerland?
I have no idea. Give me a famous pop star
(35:17):
who has the fragrances cloud and rim?
Speaker 5 (35:22):
Any pop star h Ariana Grandba got it in in time?
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Yeah, just made it in.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Okay, I'm gonna be fair. I reckon we would have
got exactly the same if Max and I did this
quiz as well. You struggling the same questions that we
would have. Were some tricky ones late, Okay, let's go
to the ones you got right, because you definitely won something.
Mobile numbers start with four. Yes, we have two lungs
in the human body. Curiosity killed the cat. Lenny Kravitz
(35:49):
is going to be headlining VP at Leigh Grand Final.
You said, Lynn McGregor, but I know you've been McGranger.
Speaker 9 (35:55):
Yeah, mcgrand Theater.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Yeah, well done, Gold LOGI nomination. Melbourne is where Katie
Perry was partying. Australia introduced plastic notes in the nineties. Yes,
the birthstone of someone born in junior passed that one,
so you got that wrong. No, mate, I'm going back
to it. God and that was looking up in there.
(36:16):
I do things differently to you, Max.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
So remember when you said, let me just go through
the ones you got right now, I'm going to read
this one. Are now going to go through one you
passed on?
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Name the singer who had the fragrances cloud and r
e m You said, Ariana Grande. Yes, Now we're going
to go to the one you got wrong the other one.
What is the capital of Switzerland? You didn't say anything.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
It's Burn b e r N weird.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Who would have thought no one goes burn.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
Now you get to carry on and tell us which
birthstone it.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Is in June.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
You didn't get that. So it is either a pearl,
a moonstone or an axel drite.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
And Alexandra, Alexandra read it. Just read the word alexandright
stop being mean. I hate you both.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
You've got eighty dollars. Rachel, thank you so much. I'm
quitting this show.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
It's an axlent. I love a Rachel.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
You were good, you were very good. It was a
tough quiz and you got eighty bucks.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Congratulations, all right.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Sorry for the infighting.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Rachel, Hey, after nine and all day while you were
today with Michelle Murphy two thousand dollars. It's two K Tuesday,
all day.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
You know what, Why talk about something that happening after night?
Speaker 1 (37:27):
We can talk about something that's happening right now, because
we just go all over the place when we're talking
on this straight he's a correct one, and here's an
incorrect one, and now here's another correct one.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Guys, that's how my brain works is curly. It's not
a straight line. I'm sorry. That's just who I am.
I go from all over the shop. I am all
over the shop.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Eddie McGuire would have been sacked.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Yeah, but I'm not Eddie McGuire. All right, I'm Hayley maguire, HARYMG,
I'm Lizzie McGuire.
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there you go, go on, let me go, you go,
you go first? Did you sleep out light? You goose?
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Hailey needs a sleep And if you need a sleep
like Hailey, we have the perfect prize for you.
Speaker 13 (38:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
This is just exactly what we all want and need
and something that's never been given away on radio before.
And I'm so glad we're doing it, and I wish
I could win because it's all I need right now
is just a full night sleep.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yeah, we're at the m Sweet We're across the road here.
It's a beautiful hotel. You've got beautiful views of the city.
You get an early check in, a late checkout, you
get breakfast the next day at the cottage kitchen.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
You get the chance to be in this beautiful room
by yourself with no one else.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Yeah, but you know what else is in there when
you go inside your hotel room, there's prizes galore. You've
got an ooty weighted blanket, an Amazon kindled just for you,
Peter Alexander bajama that are so soft. You've got pillow
talk about it for two hundred bucks.
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Speaker 1 (39:14):
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Speaker 2 (39:15):
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Speaker 3 (39:17):
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Speaker 1 (39:20):
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get a spinalse pillow that is worth three hundred dollars
three hundred dollars pillow.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
What does this stuff do?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
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Speaker 5 (39:33):
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Speaker 2 (39:36):
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Speaker 3 (39:51):
People have been nominating on our website, and so far
we've had all moms generally, aren't they or mums of
animals that are really loud. Emily has got on the
website and she is not registering for herself. She is
nominating somebody else.
Speaker 8 (40:07):
Hi Emily, Hi Hayley, Hi Max?
Speaker 7 (40:09):
How are you great?
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Who have you registered?
Speaker 6 (40:13):
My beautiful, hard working, firefighting chippy.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Husband as that he does sounds wonderful.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Tell me why why does he need sleep over you?
Speaker 6 (40:24):
Well, he lets me sleep, he lets me have sleep in,
he lets me go to bed early. He's sick at
the moment. He's been six months Thursday, and he has
been letting me sleep in because I have you know,
at the time of the month. So he was he's like,
you go, you go, you go and have a sleep
you have a sleep in, like makes me, makes me coffee.
Speaker 7 (40:44):
I know.
Speaker 6 (40:44):
But he's run himself into the ground because when he's
not a firefighter, he's a carpenter. And when he's not
a carpenter, he's then doing night shift for fire fighting.
So you know, that's not just fighting fires, that's accidents
in the middle of the night. That's all sorts of things,
especially when we have those big winds and all the
rest of it. So his up all night has really
disrupted sleep and he's run himself into the ground.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Is he like the typical man's and who just never
just never complains, never looks after himself, just.
Speaker 7 (41:13):
You know what, he does not complain.
Speaker 6 (41:15):
He doesn't I complain all the time.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
It's great complaining.
Speaker 6 (41:20):
He ignores. He's got headaches. He is so run down.
And do you know what, he wakes up in the morning,
gets up just get He's always the first up in
the morning and he's always up making the boy's breakfast.
He's always up making me a coffee. He's always up
cleaning the kitchen, undoing the dishwasher, reloading the dishwasher.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Emily, I'm sold. I'm sold. I'm happy. We both want
to marry.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
We love your husband so much, and he happens to
be on the phone with us right now. Stewart, are
you joking? O?
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Hey, how you going?
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Oh you sound like the most beautiful man.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
She's make lovely him.
Speaker 9 (41:56):
Ye.
Speaker 5 (41:56):
I appreciate that, Stuart, all of those things that you do.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
What are we ever going to look after ourselves? Mate?
Speaker 13 (42:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Look I.
Speaker 9 (42:07):
Yeah, Like I said, my job, I definitely love doing that.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
That's my first and foremost job.
Speaker 9 (42:12):
And a little bit of carpenter on the side, just a.
Speaker 6 (42:15):
Little bit of a hobby I enjoy doing as well.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
But yeah, most of it, Yeah, yeah, I do keep busy.
Speaker 5 (42:25):
It's too busy, stew It. And it sounds like you
need a break.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Yeah, you need a big hug and a room to
yourself and some comfy Alexander.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yeah, that's what you need to do it and that
is why we have called you and Emily. Today's let
you know that you have won some sleep.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
Do you want to say something to your beautiful wife.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Stewart, thank you so much.
Speaker 7 (42:53):
I really appreciate that love.
Speaker 9 (42:54):
That means a lot.
Speaker 6 (42:57):
You wouldn't accept it if I did, like a massage,
boucher or anything like that. So when you're put on
the spot on the radio with the two legends Max
and Hailey, you can't say no to them. You really
appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
Emily, what a beautiful couple.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Hopefully no one sets the house on fire on Thursday night.
Someone else can do it.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yes, let the other guys do it.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Thank you for getting on our website and nominating your
beautiful husband. There's still time. Has still got rooms. Get
on the website, nominate someone you love.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Yeah, we still got another day or two.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
We've just learned that a new law has come into
effect in Australia a week ago that says pets are
now considered more than just property in family law disputes.
When you get separated, now the pets have to go
to the best party. It's no longer just you get
the team to.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Be a fit pair.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
I'll have the dog. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
I often think this. In fact, I thought it on
the Weekend with You with Eliza being away for three
weeks and you're sending me photos of you and Morris,
And I was like, what would happen if you guys
did split up? Because Morris is essentially your child? Who
gets Morris?
Speaker 5 (44:06):
So now it goes to the courts if we did
split up, he can go to the course the.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Same way for like children.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
So it's all about you have to prove that you're
exactly which party could look after the pet better, who's
got better financially, who's got a history of abusing the animal.
All that sort of stuff comes in to be into
play when we're deciding which one of us gets it.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
And you also can't ask the pet like who would
you like to live with? Most of the time, I
wouldn't want to take that away from Like if Jimmy
and I my husband and I spit up.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
You got two dogs.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
I've got two dogs dogs because they need to be together.
They have so much joy, they're best friends and their
actual sisters. I couldn't split them up. But I also couldn't,
Like he loves them just as much as I love them,
but we offer different support. I offer like I'm a
girl mum with my dogs and they are my therapy dog,
and I am their therapy as well, because I give
(44:59):
them so much love. I lie with them every night
and tell them how much I love them, and I
kiss them, and I do all the things, and they
follow me and they watch me in the shower like
a little creepy dog. And then I give and water
off my hands in the shower and they follow me everywhere.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Could we do one half of you gets the two
dogs and one half gets the two children.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
No, you can't do that. Why not because there are children?
Speaker 13 (45:21):
No?
Speaker 3 (45:22):
This is the hard situation, though.
Speaker 9 (45:23):
What do we do?
Speaker 3 (45:24):
What would you do?
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Like?
Speaker 3 (45:26):
Do you do all the thing like Jimmy does?
Speaker 2 (45:27):
All the pooh? He does?
Speaker 3 (45:29):
And he does to be fair, he gets up in
the middle of the night's still with us seven month
old dog and we ease her at two o'clock in
the morning every night. Still get a doggy door mate,
I know, but I think he likes doing it.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
I think that I have a pretty good case if
I had, if Eliza run off with a man over
European man.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
At the moment, I.
Speaker 5 (45:49):
Think I've got a pretty good case for keeping the dog.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
What's your case?
Speaker 1 (45:52):
Well, I do all of the poos? She doesn't go
to the vet with the dog because like the dog
hates the vet. Yeah, it's traumatic for the dog, and
therefore it's traumatic for Eliza. Yeah, so I'm the only
one that can take the dog to the vet because
I can handle the dog. Eliza and her socks are
smaller than nine Morris eats them a lot easier than
(46:15):
he can eat my socks.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Right, Okay, so that's more dangerous.
Speaker 5 (46:18):
You're saying, that's more dangerous for her in charge.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
And also he would get fat and die if Liars
was in charge because him like human meals.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
Yeah, little chicken bits.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
If she was made, she'd make the same aunt of
pasta as she makes now, but one of the bowls
are basically dog instead of for me.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
See, this makes me feel sick in court standing up
and say that she's an unfit mother for the dog.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
I'm just saying, if I have to do it, if
she runs off over there, I want to judge Judy's here.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
I want Morris. You guys want to go to the
Cavalier court room.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
Oh, the Cavalier court room. I am I being served.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
You want to plead your case, which I think you've
just done as to who should get soul custody of
each of your dogs. I like this.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
I think you're in trouble. Hayley, You're in trouble. I
think I've got a pretty good case.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
A real lawyer will spit out a verdict and rule next.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Oh no, I don't want to lose my jo now
in the courtroom. Pets are not considered property. They're considered
like a child.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
This is just coming to Laura in Australia a week ago,
and they essentially get split up like humans do. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:27):
I like it the fact that they're considering animals like humans,
because to many people their dogs are like their babies.
But at the same time, I don't like having to
plead my case why I'm a fit parent to have
my dog.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Unfortunately, you're gonna have to please your case because I'm
sure the divorces obviously just around the corner for you
and Jimmy and for me and Eliza. Yeah, if I
was to plead my case to keep Morris, it would
be one. She's gone to Europe at the moment and
left me to care for the dog for four weeks
by myself. She never takes them to the vet because
it's too traumatic for both of them together, whereas I
just take it to a vet and deal with it.
(47:58):
Her socks are way smaller than mine, so Morris, who
likes eating socks, can actually swallow her socks.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
Small feet, got nice narrow feet.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Yeah, thank you, weirdo.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
And then the last one was he would get fat
and he would die because she would feed him human meals.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Okay, like she would.
Speaker 3 (48:13):
That's not very nice to go against your wife. I
will say my case is that I do all the
mum cuddles. They are like therapy dogs to me, and
I am to them. I took Marge to puppy school.
I taught her how to talk and to walk. And
girl dogs need their mom. You can't take girls away
(48:36):
from their mom. They need them.
Speaker 5 (48:37):
I'd say it's a strong case period.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
Ye.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
I'd say it's a strong case, but I'm not sure
it is all right.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
We're in the courtroom, the Cavalier courtroom, King Charles Cavalier courtroom.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
This is the results as provided by a real judge.
Guys so dumb. The court has reviewed submitted evidence in
her testimony from both parties. The focus remains on the
best interest of Morris. Max will start with you as
per the Animal Welfare Act and prevailing case law regarding
pet custody. Okay, yeah, that's what I'm into. I'm into.
Speaker 5 (49:08):
What's as for Morrow.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Findings, Max has provided consistent hands on care during Eliza's
extended absence abroad, including a three point five week period
of solo caregiving. This demonstrates both a practical and emotional
commitment to Morris as well being that is so true.
Courtroom person evidence indicates Eliza has deferred veterory responsibilities to Max,
(49:31):
citing emotional difficulty in handling such appointments. Max, on the
other hand, has ensured that Morris receives timely and necessary
medical attention, and he needs it because he's allergic to
a lot of things, especially Eliza's smaller sox have on
occasion posed a choking hazard to Morris. Choking hazard. That's
exactly right.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
Oh, this is so sad. She's overseas. You can't even
defend herself.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Bad luck. Conclusion. Primary custody of Morris the dog is
here by a water to Max Kenneth Frederick Burfertt, Thank you,
Thank you, Morris. Supress Supress Eliza Shabby granted visitation rights
every second weekend. Provided such visits to Morris's dietary and
medical care plan.
Speaker 3 (50:13):
Parents, you can't split them up.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Both parties are instructed to complete a pet parenting agreement
within thirty days, covering feeding, victory and emergency protocols.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
If she ever listens to this podcast back while she's
over there on a little holiday, she's going to be
so devastated.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
Yeah, this is awful.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
If I would divorce you if I was well and
here we.
Speaker 5 (50:30):
Go, Can I just frhi, because if she does, I'm
getting the dog. You're a child.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
I'm just going to predict that I won't get Peggy
and March.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
You guys do put forward a better case. It is
uncontested that James has taken on the line share of
the dog's day to day care. Evidence presented establishes that
James wakes early to take the dogs outside for toileting,
provides all morning feedings, undertakes the regular walking, work and
exercise required for the dog's physical and mental health. I
don't have a job.
Speaker 5 (50:58):
I'm at work in the mornings a doggy door.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Hailey has shown herself to be a loving and emotionally
supportive caregiver. Notably, she enrolled and attended puppy priests school,
despite her very busy life contributing to their early behavioral development.
She's a medium mogul.
Speaker 5 (51:14):
If it didn't say so busy working mum, you don't know.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
My struggle regular affection and comfort to the animals.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Orders Primary custody. James shall have primary physical custody of
Peggy and Marge. Hailey shall have visitation rights every second
week has shared holidays as agreed by both parties.
Speaker 3 (51:36):
But I'm going hot like I wouldn't realize.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
Additionally, she may request time with the dogs during any
extended absences of James's that's nice. Both parties shall maintain
a joint decision making authority regarding any significant medical treatments
or long term relocations affecting the dogs.
Speaker 3 (51:52):
That's what I don't get my dogs.
Speaker 5 (51:53):
You get them onst every second worker.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
Now I need a lot proper lawyer.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
You look so sour, right, I am sour because I'm sad.
Speaker 3 (52:00):
I want my dogs.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
You should have put for a better case.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
Do you not understand that I actually, literally I feel
these emotions like I'm in court right now.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Or you can go home and not pat your emotional
support dogs because they don't belong to anymore.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
Jim, I don't mean you don't understand how mean that is.
Look after them better, the meanest thing you've ever said
to you, won I do look after them?
Speaker 12 (52:18):
What do you know?
Speaker 3 (52:19):
You want me to bring up your dog?
Speaker 2 (52:23):
Well, that's good.
Speaker 5 (52:24):
I'd like to hear about Berjo's dog.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Come on, go on.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
We have to finish the show, so someone could just
go on.
Speaker 3 (52:33):
No, I'm not ready for a fight, and he's giving
me his evil squinty eyes. You love your dog, You
fight for your dog. That's all I'm going to say.
Speaker 5 (52:45):
There is subtension in here.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
No, have a great day everyone. You know the full story.
How dare you bring that to the radio.
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