FULL SHOW #92: MAX GETS CALLED OUT - KICKS PRODUCER OUT OF STUDIO!

FULL SHOW #92:

MAX GETS CALLED OUT - KICKS PRODUCER OUT OF STUDIO!

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My heart podcasts here more mix one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Haley and Max in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
With these two together, anything can happen.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
You name your chances. This is Hailey and Max in
the Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Get it hate that number one? It's food fun to
so very much fun.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
It's fun on the face because I get it.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Hate that?

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Do I not want to find it?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
To save? Vibes are very very high. Hello, every call
against today port tickets this weekend? How you Pierce and
Max Burford?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Hey guys, Hi everyone, he's my headphone's last.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
Had them very loudly me oh deafly over here?

Speaker 6 (00:58):
Oh my god, blasted my head off.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Hurry that I'm gonna We're going to go death quite
early early on set, deafness.

Speaker 6 (01:03):
I have great fears for you, yeah, and for Bo.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
We have them quite loud and our ye, don't we.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
And the thing is when we tag our headphones off,
we laid them down on the desk and we talked
to each other during the break and I can hear
the ads or the music coming through your headphones crystal
clear from the other side of the studio.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
So the point where when you turn them down, we
think we've gone off it.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
I did do DNA testing, which told me that I
do have like I am inside, my body is a
lot older than.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
What I am on the outside.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Tell me more about that. You open like a tree.
You have like eighty three years old.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
So that's why I have deafness and shorts.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I went and did DNA.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
I did DNA testing when I did that, so I
did this DNA testing.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Thing where I actually got sucked into it.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
She was lovely, but she told me that she wanted
to do DNA testing on me, and I was like, excellent, yes, great.
So she goes, great, I just want to get my swab.
So she went back to get a swab.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
She came back ready to swab me, and I said, oh,
do I pay you? How much is it? She goes,
what's twelve.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Side.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
It's actually the only time Lauren and my business partner
I've ever had an argument because.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I couldn't put on my personal guards, so I put
on the business she paid. Why didn't you say no?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Because it was too late she had a swap ready
to put inside my mouth.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
You just said no, thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I don't want to let people down for twelve hundred dollars,
I'm going down a lot of people.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
And then, no, it got so much worse when I
did it, and I found out that all these like
I've got like very high chances of dementia, but not
a lot of cancer, which is good.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
That's great.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
Yeah, yeah, it was interesting. It's something I've always wanted
to do. But he realized it was so No, it's
not a scam. It's interesting. I found that interesting thing
a bit scammy. It did come out saying I have
a high chance of ADHD.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, surprised, real scammy. The woman she took you twelve
hundred dollars, she gave you some results and then clicked
their fingers and went up in a puff of smoke.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah, onto the next traveling.

Speaker 7 (03:04):
Circus I get sucked in.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
I'm gonna be bad when I will be the perfect
target for someone to scam me.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Absolutely, if you're a busker out there and you see
Hawley walk past you and Rundle mall, if you could
just give one tear or something, she will give you
so much.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
We'll give you so much money, I'll give you everything.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
What do you need?

Speaker 6 (03:22):
Absolutely, like my house.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
I'll give you my house. Absolute sucker.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Anyway, look at a big day today, don't we guys?

Speaker 6 (03:28):
As if you remember to MENSI, lady, what's coming up?

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I actually have no way.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Your first I will.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Never sing that song.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Come on.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
That one first call.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
We're going.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
With each other. It's one note wonder. We play a
little game at this time of the morning. And there's
something linted for you, Adelaide, because if you called us
on thirty one O two three, you get a whole
bunch of stuff today. Firstly, every call gets on air
for the entire show, getting palled Adelaide and Sydney Swan's
double pass for this weekend. And also the winner of
this is getting How to Train Your Dragon movie pass.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Oh, we've got prizes out of all our holes. Carmen
in albert Park, Hello, you're going for me?

Speaker 8 (04:15):
Good morning, Haley, Yes I am.

Speaker 9 (04:17):
I still love you even though we don't go for
the same change.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
Oh that's nice, Carmen in Albert Park.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
You have to.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
You have to be a port fan down there.

Speaker 10 (04:27):
Yes, yes, calm the pair.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yes absolutely, Hailey wishes she was one of us. Also
not that secretly. Christina in Croydon Park. I'm playing for
you today. Footy tickets interesting for you, Christina? Christina? Do
you are you interested in the footy tickets? Christina sound
very interesting?

Speaker 5 (04:49):
So she's busy, Max, she's busy doing something whatever.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
You're getting the tickets, whether you like it or not,
because you're with us. Let's play well about Singapore, all right,
you're in. I'm playing for Christina. I want to win
for her. I've got a deep connection to her. I'm
feeling it all right.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Song title name and artists whatever whatever that means. And
then you can steal. So you just get the song
and not the artist. You can I.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Know, but I do. Come on, Mark, he.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Celene Dion, Oh god, yes, don't stop think Selen John.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
My heart will go on, my heart on.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
You said our heart.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
It's the wrong sentence. I would be sharing. I yet
all the points for you.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
You do nothing.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
It's crazy that you get all the points. But I
seem to be every morning because you do nothing. Stop
buzzing in early, Stop buzzing in early. Help it. Oh yes,
you and me on the front of a boat Hailey
next time? Oh Max, that's the food fighters. That's along.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
I love, I love it, and then he went and
cheated on his wife and ruined everything.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
To be honest, I'd still go to the concert.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
I would.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, Okay, next one.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Buzz in Max.

Speaker 6 (06:28):
If you know what it is, I don't. I've got
no idea.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Can you find me more?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Oh my god, I know the song.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
It's like.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
It's not some sort of human nature.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Side set up, savage savage garden.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
What you know what? You can have it?

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah, I can have it.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Thanks. You don't know anyone to sol animals?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yes, yes, you can have it.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
The game peaks rolling too, Max, Ah, that is Destiny's
Child and the song is is it survival?

Speaker 2 (07:10):
No?

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Kelly, can you handle this?

Speaker 6 (07:13):
Stelious?

Speaker 11 (07:19):
All right?

Speaker 12 (07:20):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (07:20):
And for this one, for the tiebreaker, for all the prises,
you're not allowed to mouth the answer daily you didn't
as you have for the last time.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
It's a genuine tie breaker.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
I want Christina to win. There we go, Max, Yeah,
April Levine skating boys, I'm so bad. Yes, Christina, you're
heading alonger the.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
Movies and absolutely you've got the port Adelaide tickets.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Carmen, you've got the port Adelaide tickets as well.

Speaker 8 (07:54):
All right, thank you, Calma pet.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Thank you play one of those songs.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
They were great. We're all good songs.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Yeah, now let's play more of the bush Max birthdays.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
That's the tips.

Speaker 6 (08:09):
Yes, they are real, actually true.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
I do get asked that weirdly. I don't know why.
Oh yeah, yourself on the back.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Mate, all right, we.

Speaker 6 (08:20):
The footy tips.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Now last week you got six out of seven after
we as a collective. And I say that adelaide everyone
who's following along with his tips. We're in this together.
We were attacked last week. Hailey came in here with
this big who done it? Got your case? Thought she
had me or over hot coals. Because I occasionally tip
the favorites occasionally, you do it all the time. Yeah,
well that's because I think the favorite is gonna win

(08:43):
a lot. Yeah, but don't you have your own brain?
So if I get six out of seven because I
have tipped all the favorites, is that a good thing
or a bad thing.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
That's a good thing. But you always get six.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
You're not really that high up on the ladder. I'm
not gonna fight with you today. I'm gonna listen to
you because I know what you're gonna tip anyway, because I'm.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
One sports back.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
Nope, you're gonna have one surprise.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
It is, as I said before the break, one of
the most one sided rounds I've ever seen. So tonight
we got Fremantle and Essendon. There's just no way that
Essendon beats Freemantle in five percent chance. Yeah, so less
I reckon they are so far away from Freo. Tomorrow night.
I just can't see Brisbane beating Gelong in Geelong. They

(09:25):
haven't won in Geelong for like twenty years.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
So maybe tomorrow night's the night.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
It's the Cat, it's Patrick Dangerfield three hundred and fiftieth game.
I just everything stacks up in Geelong beating Brisbane. Carlton
will beat North Melbourne because North Melbourne suck. This game
could be close. Port Adelaide and Sydney on Saturday afternoon.
Sydney get a few of their big names back this week,
but I think Port will beat them because we looked
good last week.

Speaker 6 (09:49):
Collingwood will annihilate Saint Kilda.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Oh my god, Sint Kilda is like a two percent
chance of winning.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yes, Sint Kilda are nowhere. Why they're so bad because
Collingwood a top. Here's your here's your ruffy here's your ruffy.
So GWS are favorites to beat Gold Coast. I'm picking
Gold Coast to beat GWS. Why I think giants. I've
got a few injuries, and I think Gold Coast. If
you've mean anything, if you've got any stones, and you
want to make anything out of your year, you got
to win a game like this.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Is that because there's a little like a higher percentage?
What do you mean by the Gold Coast sons of
twenty three percent?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
You keep talking about percentages as if it's a thing
that everyone made a mathematician. So are you just going
like twenty three percent of people have tipped the Gold
Coast un Yeah? Yeah, well, I mean it's still a
long way away from seventy seven. Yeah, but sounds is
my upset and the last game of the rounds of
dogs and Richmond, and there's no way Richmond bets the dogs,
so we're picking the bulldogs.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
There you go to get Max's tips to put them online.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
You're happy in the podcast? Are you okay with this?

Speaker 5 (10:45):
To be honest, To be completely honest, I don't care.
I don't care about tips at all.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
You've made that abundantly clear. I can't wait to go
to the Wall of truth with you later on, and
we're gonna ask you something deeply personal about your life.
And you're start speaking and I'm going to walk out
of the room. I don't care Actually, couldn't care less.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Oh someone's watching the studio.

Speaker 6 (11:04):
Bro Ah, Sorry, Max, I just had a look.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
I think you were checking my tips.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
I got sick last week, got five? No, I got six,
but I forgot to tip on the Thursday night.

Speaker 6 (11:13):
And you told me all.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Week you got sick.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
I got six on the one that I forgot to that.
I didn't forget the tip on it, just didn't give
me the tip on Thursday night. Everything I said on
the radio, everyone that followed by tip again, not a gotcha?
Everyone that followed by tips got six out of seven
last week? Gotcha?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Good?

Speaker 6 (11:31):
I mean, we'd all have a perfect story.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
You're welcome to leave the studio anyway. You're listening to
Hailey and Max in the morning, bro.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Now coming up next Haley's hot tea. You could be
married to Ozzie Osbourne, sleeping next to him.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
Do whatever you want with Ozzy Osbourne because you could
own him.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Do you want Ozzie Osborne in your life?

Speaker 4 (11:54):
He's yours was true?

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Has Ozzy Osbourne?

Speaker 5 (12:07):
He's still everyone somehow actually like this song to be there.

Speaker 6 (12:12):
They've got black Sabbath and dress out toys.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Stop it's like playing in your car.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yeah yeah, head, you can't like keep your head still.
This is like you should see our heads right now.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Like a bubble toy. You just pull up at the
lights and you see he's doing this. You say, oh yeah,
let's send us some sabbath.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
Ozzie Osborne wants to sell you his DNA, so he's
partner with his drink brand called Liquid Death to sell used.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Cans of iced tea that Ozzie has drunk out of.
It's so weird all.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Of the people's DNA in Hollywood that you want.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Not to have that?

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Why do I want that? The man that bit the
head off a bat is probably not the same DNA
that I want.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Want me?

Speaker 5 (12:48):
Only ten cans exist and they're retailing for almost seven
hundred dollars A can have a listen to the ad.

Speaker 13 (12:56):
Pach can contains Trump's DNA from Ozzie's saliva, as well
as his hand written signature. Now, once technology in federal
law permits, you can rap at Aussie and enjoy them
for hundreds of years into the future.

Speaker 6 (13:12):
So they're tagging the mick a little bit.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yeah, why don't we do that?

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Why don't we put it?

Speaker 5 (13:16):
Why don't we both drink out of a can and
see how much they go for?

Speaker 1 (13:19):
So who's we go for more?

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Do you want?

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Max Berthard from Children Make My DNA? Yeah? Whatever, I
just send you some DNA if you want to. I
don't care, it's fine.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
Sabrina Carpenter, she's doing something, thinking about doing something that
I don't know it probably use a really good idea,
but I think she'll get a lot of hate for it.
She wants to ban phones from her concerts. So she
was recently at a Silk Sonic concert in Vegas and
they locked her phone. They locked everybody's phone in the audience.
She said, I've never had a better experience in a concert.

(13:52):
It felt like I was back in the seventies, which
is true. That's the same with anything in life. I
think everyone's always let their phones out to capture the moment,
which I love because I love memories to look.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Back on it. It was like in the seventies. Four.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
She has absolutely no idea. She thinks the seventies are
like back in the dark ages.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, black and white TV and the.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Olden times in the seventies.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
I don't mind it, don't mind the idea.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Lock them away, Katie Perry.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
Well, if you are going to her show, film it
because we want to see her.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
She hasn't got a rule that you can't use your
phone yet, but she's living her best life down under
in Australia. She's had a big.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
Dump on her Instagram last night. She's had a photo
hot and cold curry her in star and you can see.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
I love her. She's got like a new little fringe
that she's spoiling. It's just like aig a wig fringe.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
But yeah, she looks so cool. I think she's so beautiful.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Anyway, she went fluey.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
Her daughter daisies with her, and her daughter Daisy is
singing Chapel Royan's Pink Pony, Pink Curry crag.

Speaker 12 (15:02):
I love you.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
She's got the same sort of rendition as Elton John,
exactly drunk Elton John, some sort of thing.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
I want to see the child's face.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Is it weird that I like, I get so sad
that I can't see like Harry and Meghan's child, she
hides her face, the church child's face.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
I want to see the face.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
This is one of the kids that gets hidden away.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Yeah, like Lively, they they hide it, and I get it.

Speaker 6 (15:26):
I get Master Flora.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
She doesn't put pictures of a kid.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
We used to hide kids and then I've just got
a little bit lax on that. But I just like,
I do want.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
To see what their kids are like.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Now you're on the radio, and if one of the
boys came to you and said, bum, I've got like
an itchy bum or something, you would tell Adelaide.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
Yeah, the complete opposites.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Just sw Katie Perry. If you do want Katie Perry
togains when she's here next week, I would just keep
listening to Mix one or two point three. That's all
I know. What you say, That's all I know. And
if you do want for these Swans tickets, I'd also
keep listening every tickets. Get on here today, get tickets
to the Saturday's show.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
And I'd laid sexty shop Adult Bliss has one Best
Adult Retailer at the Australian Adult Industry Awards.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
This is huge. It's just another notch in our belt
for what a city yesterday.

Speaker 5 (16:22):
Number nine most livable city in the world, and today
we have the best shop in Australia, the best.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Extra best adult shop.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
This is the one.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
As you're coming down from the toll gate and you
come off the freeway Osmund Road on your just after
Hungry Jack's just on your right.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
In there.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
I see it every day and now it's the dog
I'm at the dog park across the road.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
To see the inside of it every day.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
I've never been inside, but now I'm intrigued. No, I've
been into one, but not into that one, but I
need to. Well, this one is the best one to
go into. It sounds like it's actually a really nice place.
They have spent the last seven.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Years rebranding what it means to walk into an adult shop.

Speaker 6 (17:00):
So they doubled all the light lighting so it's not
just a.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Dingy little place it's dusty, to get rid of the
stereotype that it's creepy, dodgy, shameful, all that stuff.

Speaker 6 (17:09):
And this award that they have won.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
When they went to nominate themselves as all good small
businesses should do, they found that members of the public
had already done it for them?

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Isn't that nice? Okay?

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Just being honest?

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Why is it that, as adult people who obviously are
active in that area, congrats?

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah, we always at least twice for you twice.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
Why is it when we go into an adult shop
that we revert to being like a seven year old
immature child and think it's really funny?

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Like, why is it? Well, it shouldn't be like that,
because everyone does it. It's normal, it's fine.

Speaker 6 (17:46):
But there are so many things in there that you
wouldn't see everything.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
You're like, oh, I didn't realize that you could shape
latex like I didn't.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
I didn't know that there were masks and whips and
all that kind of stuff. I'm not I find that
quite uncomfortable to see, right, But I do love one.
I've got My ade Lady office is right next door
to one. A whip a shop, adult.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Shop you pop in?

Speaker 3 (18:10):
I've been in there?

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah, but again, would you buy? I hate myself?

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Would I go in there with my best friend and
we laugh?

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Would you buy?

Speaker 3 (18:17):
We bought some things for friends, we bought I'm mine,
we bought heats up.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Absolutely and now all of the power outlets in the
Adelaide constantly.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
Congratulations, guys, that is an awesome honor. You should be
very proud mont you consignment.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Good ninth most livable City, first most exciting adult shop.
We'd have some tech issues with those money minute advantages.
By the way, they have just gone up on our socials.
I believe if you want to check the Adelaide, the

(19:00):
first three questions and answers are there. But now the
Wall of Truth daily Pierce, what have you got for me?
It is your today to answer a Wall of Truth question.
We're going back and forth. We're asking each other some tricky,
some prickly personal questions and just learning about each other.
Haley question, This one comes from a bunch of listeners.

(19:22):
So Tuesday night we went to Beauty and the Beast
and we had a dinner beforehand with a bunch of
our beautiful listeners and it was a great night. We've
got to sit down and go to talk all manner
of shop with them. A lot of people behind when
you had gone to someone else asked the same question.
Because you're so bubbly, you're so personable, They go, thanks,

(19:42):
Is Hailey.

Speaker 6 (19:43):
The same person off air as she is on air?

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Or when she's putting on a little performance here at
the dinner for us.

Speaker 6 (19:51):
Is she the same person away?

Speaker 3 (19:53):
What did you say?

Speaker 6 (19:53):
From the bright lights?

Speaker 3 (19:55):
What did you say?

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Mostly?

Speaker 5 (19:59):
But I want to make you Yeah, people, I always
get that question, people saying that to me, and I
find it weird because of course I am.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
No people put on personas on the radio, though.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
Yeah, but I think that's my whole thing is That's
why on the radio you'll hear me.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Stuff up, I say stupid things.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
I'll reveal whatever I overshare because that's exactly how I
am in my real life.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
I feel like the questions more directed because you're so happy,
and they're like, does this woman go home under the
stress of having two jobs and two young kids? And
is she still like that all the time?

Speaker 5 (20:42):
Okay, I would say to the answer that question is yes,
I am that exactly the same on air as I
am off air.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
But I will edit myself in certain areas.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
In the ways that I edit myself it would be
in my real life.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
I swear heaps, sorry Mum and Dad, but.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
I do say the airwork all the time, its seaworm
massive racist.

Speaker 13 (21:04):
I am not.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Dare you.

Speaker 5 (21:08):
No, I don't do any of that, but I do
have a potty mouth and I do have Probably Burgo
can probably say this because you've known me for fourteen years.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
I have a dark sense of.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Human a bit of a dark twisted sense of Yeah,
I've seen your Instagram algorithm.

Speaker 6 (21:19):
There's some stuff that I couldn't bring on.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
So they're the things that I probably edit on this show.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
But really it's my resting personality would be excitable. That's
probably that's that's that's who I am. No, no, no,
there is like so obviously no one everyone has days
where they like this week, in all honesty, I felt
so weirdly anxious. I have not felt like this for

(21:47):
so long, and so when I'm here, I'm not putting
on a show like I feel fine, and if I'm not,
I tell you, like if someone says how I say,
I'm feeling crab. But like the other day, I left
here and I went to my adelady job and I
felt so panicky as soon as I walked in the office.
I have no idea why all my team were out

(22:09):
there about to your whip and I couldn't Like, I.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Was like, I don't want to go.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
I just I don't want to be around people right now,
I just need some downtime. Maybe I just need to reset.
I felt really anxious, So I guess you don't see
that side of me on the radio. No, but if
you see me in real life. I've ran into my
friend yesterday at the supermarket. I haven't seen it another while.
She's a massive hug the second she says, how are you,

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I said, I'm.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
So anxious as we go. I don't know what's wrong
with me.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
So I'll always say how I feel, but it is
probably something you don't see that. Like at the moment,
in all honesty, I'm struggling doing two jobs and doing everything.

Speaker 6 (22:47):
And I hear that and.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
You get it.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Yeah, And if I have to do something at nighttime,
it means I'm not seeing my boys, which I probably
don't talk about on the radio enough. But I get
really sad about not seeing them.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
So yeah, I guess I have. I'm not like I
am happy. Like that's not fake, that's that is me.
You guys can vouch for that.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
Yeah, that's everything that But I probably do edit out
the days when I'm feeling a bit anxious or doubting myself,
losing a bit of confidence. I probably don't you don't
see that on the radio until now.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Thank you for sharing.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (23:23):
All right?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Okay, yeah, wait off your chest. Yeah, I mean I.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
Can talk forever about this, but we have to go to.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
I just want to talk about one of the questions.
If you've got for me, if.

Speaker 11 (23:35):
You've got problems, the've got answers. This is Haley and
maxis d M dilemma.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
All right, Please reach out anytime you want slide into
our DMS.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
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Get us on Facebook or Instagram, or you can email
us at breakfast a mix one O two three dot com.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Dot you Molly did that? Molly? What's your dilemma?

Speaker 14 (23:54):
How do I tell my best friend that I think
a new guy is ugly?

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Oh? Oh my god, your opinion ugly.

Speaker 14 (24:05):
I would say, me and the general public. I don't
want to be true.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
All right, Molly, paint this picture for us here, your
best friend, how long have you been mates? And how
long has she been with this bloke.

Speaker 14 (24:16):
I've been best friend for like ten years and she's
only been seeing this guy for a couple of months.
I only just met him, and I got to tell you, like,
if he had a really great personality, I'd be totally
on board. She just doesn't hit the mark in personality
or looks. I think she can do better.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
Okay, I get the personality thing, because if they've got
a bad personality.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
They're a bit of an ahole.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
I would not be well with me either.

Speaker 6 (24:38):
It's like a mid personality.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
But maybe you don't know his true personality.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
She obviously likes him for some reason, or she got
a really low self esteem.

Speaker 14 (24:46):
Hey, I'm just really not sure what this reason is, Molly.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
When you say that he's not an attractive man, what
are we talking here? Like, like what's coming out of
his face or long nose hairs or something?

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Do you know what?

Speaker 13 (24:58):
Now?

Speaker 14 (24:58):
I feel really vain. But no, he's got a really long,
unkept beard. And you know the kind of guy when
they eat and stuff gets in their beard, they don't
pick it out. It's so disgusted.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
I get that.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
I'm going to be honest.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
I think it's pretty disgusting that you're getting on the
radio and you're telling your best friend.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
She's asking for help.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
No, I think that's so shallow.

Speaker 14 (25:21):
I'm happy friend. She's my best friend. I love her
and I want to tell her and I don't know
how to do that. I think she's amazing, and I
don't think she should settle for someone who's really subpar,
Like she thinks this guy's endgame, and I just want
this guy to get away.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
But love is love, So you sometimes you look at
couple who're like, Wow, they attracted.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
You're attracted to that, but they are.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
It's very different in Molly's eyes that her friend is
batting well below her average with this man.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
You can't say you just think she can do better.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
Okay, you can't say that he's ugly. I think the
word ugly is awful. It's an ugly word.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
But you can maybe say, hey, what's like? What do
you like about him?

Speaker 14 (26:03):
Not liking him?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Sure? Do you like? Is it his big nose that
you like?

Speaker 6 (26:08):
Your But it might be.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Some really nice things. He might be really kind and
make her feel good about herself.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Everyone, deep down is shallow. I'm certain of that in
some capacity. You are a little bit shallow in some capacity.
And as much as nobody wants to say it out loud,
because everyone wants to be idealistic and everybody love everybody,
and I'm a perfect.

Speaker 6 (26:27):
Human, there is a bit of you that is shallow.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
So there is a bit of you, Hayley that looks
at someone and will look at your best mates and
new bloke and go, well, I think she could do
better from a looks point of view.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
But like I've always said to you, I have to
know someone to find them attractive.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Their personality makes them so much better.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
So from the outside, yes, I might go, oh okay,
but then my intriguing personality would be I want to
know who this person is because obviously maybe she likes
him for a reason.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Well, we're a couple of months in and Molly says
that so far his personality is just mid range. He's
not a bad guy, but he's not exactly. He's not
the top of the tree. So this is making me
feel very uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Let's ask our point beautiful listeners.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
On thirteen one O two three, what would you do
have you been in this situation before? Yeah, Molly thinks
her best friend's boyfriend is ugly.

Speaker 6 (27:15):
She could do better? Is what is the other way
to frame it?

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Molly thinks her best friend can do better, and I'm
okay with that because Molly is power to Molly's best friends.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Oh okay, I can't wait to take these calls.

Speaker 11 (27:27):
If you've got problems, they've got answers. This is Haley
and maxis d M dilemma.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
I'm going to say it's probably one of the most
uncomfortable DM dilemmas we've done on the radio.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
It's a no judgment zone. So please reach out to
us with any of these DM dilemmas. Comfortable, uncomfortable, anything
in between, relationship issues you're having, whatever we want to
hear from you, slide into our dms.

Speaker 6 (27:50):
That's what Molly and Netley has done.

Speaker 12 (27:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
So Molly's basically said that her friend has started dating
a guy. And these are Molly's words, not mine, because
I feel really gross saying this.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
She said, the new boyfriend's ugly. Okay, cool.

Speaker 14 (28:03):
How do I tell my best friend that I think
her new guy is ugly?

Speaker 1 (28:08):
You don't.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
I don't say that. You can't unsay it. It's going
to ruin a friendship.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
So Molly went on to say, because your thing, Haley
was look if he's it's personality you fall in love with.

Speaker 6 (28:16):
Personality doesn't matter what they look like. You go have
four eyes?

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Who can pity is subjective? But Molly went on to
say that the personality. It's just it's just me. He's
not sweeping off her feet.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Like Seth Rogan.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
I think is really good looking because he's so funny,
because he's so good.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Molly doesn't know this person.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Molly knows her a bit, but not as well as
her mate. That's why, that's why we need your help.
Thirty one O two three, What do you reckon? Nikki
and t Tree Gully? I would imagine you're coming in
hot with an opinion here, Nick, Oh.

Speaker 10 (28:47):
My god, what's the actual Seriously, how can somebody ring
up on the radio and say that about their friend
that is not a friend, A friend that judges a
friend is.

Speaker 13 (28:58):
Not a friend.

Speaker 10 (28:59):
How does she doesn't know this guy intimately? She doesn't
know what he's like. He's probably a really beautiful person,
and beauty's on his skin deep and he's probably beautiful
in her eyes. And Molly might have a face like
a drop pipe.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
But does anyone say anything about her?

Speaker 10 (29:15):
No, that is real. It's really cruel.

Speaker 14 (29:18):
Molly.

Speaker 15 (29:18):
You are cruel.

Speaker 10 (29:19):
That is cruel, and you don't deserve her friendship.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
I'm sorry because as.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Soon as she says something to the fact that she
said on the radio, she's going to lose this friend
as well, and you don't know her history. You might
have been really hurt by someone, which means you might
fall in love with someone. You're not looking for the looks,
you're looking for someone to make you feel good.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
I love that we can rely on Nikki for an
opinion that all the time she comes.

Speaker 10 (29:40):
Hey, no judgment, guy, if you've never thought.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
It about someone before. Honestly, when you see a glamour
and theyre with a dead beat, as if you've never
had the thought.

Speaker 10 (29:49):
No, actually no, I'm not built that way. I'm sorry.
I don't roll that way.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
I think never have.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
I think you can have the thought going, oh that's
an interesting mix, but you wouldn't say it to your friends.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Well, see the way that I said it to you
before is that if you put your shoes on the
other foot, like she just wants the best for her mate.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
All the time she rang and said, okay, so she's
been abused or feeling like she's not in a great relationship.
He's making her feel bad. Sure, say something, but it's
just like your mate, your boyfriend's ugly.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Even as her saying my mate's hot and my hot mate,
she should pray. She could have Brad Pitch could pull
whoever she wants.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
It's also a really bad dad and.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Ira Trish in blake View, Trish, what do you reckon? Oh?

Speaker 9 (30:34):
My god, I'm with Nicky on this one hundred percent.
My god, so shallow. I just Molly, Molly, Molly, what
are you doing?

Speaker 6 (30:42):
Have you been in a position lays before?

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Trish?

Speaker 9 (30:45):
Look, do you know what? My husband and I have
been together for over thirty five years and we have
been told this a number of times over the years,
and I hated it. People have said I just didn't
expect to see you with someone like that, and I'm like, like,
what you know, with the big bed and stuff, and
I'm mate and hot.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
So Trish, you're the better looking one in the relationship
according to other people.

Speaker 9 (31:06):
Well, I don't want to say that because I love
my husband the way he did me.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
But Trish, people have been saying that to your face.
So you're in this position exactly, yes, yeah.

Speaker 9 (31:16):
And it's not nice and yeah, exactly why what is
it anyone's business that.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
Would make me love my partner more and my friends less?

Speaker 9 (31:25):
Absolutely? And you know what, I'm the one that's still
with mine and some of those are you know, separated
from there, so.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Stick that. Do you want to go to the footy
this weekend?

Speaker 9 (31:36):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Yes, you got some Port Adelaide and Sydney Swans tickets.
Thanks for calling in with your opinion.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
All right, let's go to try on. Thanks Trishy, Ben
and Henley Beach.

Speaker 15 (31:44):
What do you think, Oh, this is such an overreaction.
I mean, as a friend, I'd want people to be
honest with me. So she's coming through. She's not saying, oh,
well you have to get rid of him. She's just
going I think you deserve better, I think you can
do better. She's not doing anything out of the ordinary.
She's just being honest, which is what a friend should do.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Ben, how would you feel if someone said to your
mate said to you, your girlfriend's ugly.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
No, you could do better.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
No, No, she said, I'm going with exactly what Molly
had said.

Speaker 15 (32:11):
Well, I'm going to put it the other way, and
that my girlfriend has had situations where she's been told
she can do better doesn't change anything about the dynamic
of out relationship. It just means you know, you have opinions.
You don't have to take everybody's opinion. Everybody's got an opinion.
Just you know, sometimes you're not going to agree with them.
Sometimes you're going to agree with them. Sometimes you hear
things you don't want to hear. It doesn't change the
dynamic of anything if you don't make it change the

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dynamic of anything.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
And the basis of Molly's opinion is she's just wanting
wanting the best for a mate.

Speaker 15 (32:39):
That's exactly right.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
I don't agree at all, Sorry, Ben, It's ugly is
such an ugly word, and to say that and not
know the person is so shallow.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
But if you put yourself in the other shoe that was,
take the word ugly out of it, because that's the
whole thing.

Speaker 6 (32:54):
Okay, take the word ugly out of it and say
she could do better.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
That's a different thing, because I would immediately think it's
a personality trait that's ruining them.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
It looks could do better, looks twice. That's what it's about.
That's what Molly's DM dilemma is.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Yeah, but she used the word ugly.

Speaker 6 (33:07):
She got I think you don't like you very much,
and the word.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Ugly and fat I don't like them anyway.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Hey, Benny, thank you for your call. Appreciate it. We
love the passion. You've got yourself some tickets to the
footay this weekend Port Adelaide in this once.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yeah, taking on Sydney as Saturday. We can get tickets
today via ticket deck or with don't here, because if
we call it gets those tickets.

Speaker 16 (33:28):
Ten questions sixty seconds.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
A thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Max's money minute.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
When you get rich and you win the money minutes.
Rich people have a twang, then whack this.

Speaker 6 (33:42):
You're gonna have to start speaking like that so you.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Can change the way like pro and true. Yeah, I'm ch.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
That's exactly right. Grace from Walkerville may be about to
pick up that twang because Grace is playing for a
thousand dollars with the money minute.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
Why do you need the money, Grace, I'm going.

Speaker 14 (33:59):
To Europe in three weeks and it would help me
keep Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
No, no, no, no no, you're going to you.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Win this. You can buy a villa over there. It's
absolutely fine by whole village. All right. Ten question sixty seconds.
Have to accept your first dance. If your past will
come back at the end, if there's some time Grace here, okay.

Speaker 5 (34:19):
All right, Max is going to read the questions, take
your time, You got this girl, all right, Let's get
you to Europe?

Speaker 1 (34:27):
All right? Grace your money minute starts now? What is
three quarters as a percentage?

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Seventy five?

Speaker 6 (34:36):
What planet is closest in size to Earth?

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Ven?

Speaker 6 (34:40):
Why have flights been canceled from Balley in the last twenty.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Four hours because of the volcano?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Which footy club is? Koshi the chairman of huh mel
c is a judge on which TV.

Speaker 6 (34:52):
Show American Idol?

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Which year did the original I Know What You Did
Last Summer movie come out? Huh Wing defense is a
position in which sport come into my world. There's a
two thousand and one hit from which Ossie songstress pa
which has more gold nine carrots or eighteen carrots?

Speaker 6 (35:12):
Eighteen starting with L? What is the social media site
for professionals LinkedIn?

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Koshi is the football club president, chairman of which cub crow?

Speaker 6 (35:25):
Where are we here? What year did I Know What
You Did Last Summer?

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Come out?

Speaker 5 (35:28):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (35:28):
Nineteen ninety eight?

Speaker 6 (35:30):
I don't know ninety eight?

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Coming to my world? There's a two thousand and one
hit from which pop star give me a pop Star? Anyone,
No clue, No clue is locked in.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
They're really good mates with no doubt.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah, the band, no clue, no doubt. They get together
and who knows what is going to happen?

Speaker 3 (35:49):
All right, Grace in war Caville.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
That's what rich people sound like. All right, I'm going
to go through your answers. Let's see how you went.
Three quarters as a percentage, seventy five percent. Yes, the
planet closest in size to Earth Venus. Yes, flights have
been canceled to Bali because of the volcano eruption. Wing
defense is a position in netty Yes, which has more gold?

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Nine carrot or eighteen carrot? You said eighteen carrot?

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
LinkedIn is starting with el, the social media site before professionals.
Now let's go to the ones that you didn't quite
get correct. Koshi is known for being the president of
Port Adelaide.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Close not Crows.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Mel c was a judge on the Voice not Idle.
Oh you got this so close?

Speaker 1 (36:43):
What you did?

Speaker 3 (36:44):
The original?

Speaker 5 (36:44):
I know what you did last summer? Come out you
said ninety eight. It was ninety seven. That was that
was really close. And come into My World was by
Kylie Minot. So you can't quite retire.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Can't retire? You got sixty bucks.

Speaker 10 (36:59):
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Speaker 14 (37:04):
All right, I will, I will thank you guys, get
it girl, all right, my act.

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away sleep, the one thing everyone wants and needs. And next,
find out why everyone wants and need this so much?
Haley pieceon. You're a victim of a lack of sleep,
shall we say?

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You know the stupid things you do when you have
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baby brain, but you haven't had a baby. We're gonna
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They get a whole bunch of amazing prize.

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Speaker 5 (38:34):
Can I say we give away a lot of things
on this radio station and as to other radio stations,
but I don't think we've ever had so many people
want a prize as we've had for this prize. It
is so needed in Adelaide because when you don't have
enough sleep, you lose your mind.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Sound psychosis starts.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
You can't think straight, you'd like, it causes anxiety, It
causes all sorts of problems.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
And people have been calling to their reasons why, like
what happens to them when they don't have enough sleep?

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Yeah, DIT see things and.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
It's made Haley and I think that those things happen
to us.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
Like literally three days ago where I was so tired
that my brain was not working at all, and I
was really flat and sad, and I went to my
ad Lady office after here, and it was a girl
that our office, Christy, was her thirtieth wedding anniversary, and
I was so excited for her, like, I just love
so I love this girl so much. And in the afternoon,

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i'd spoken to everybody work how I was feeling really crap.
The doorbell rung at ad Lady and there's Christie's husband
standing with a massive bunch of flowers.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
What a guy, What a guy.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
The first thing I thought was was like, oh my god,
this is so nice.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
Lauren's organized flowers for me because I'm feeling really bad.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
But why is Christie's husband holding the flowers?

Speaker 5 (39:51):
They literally he walked and I was like, oh God,
it's because they're an adversary.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
They're not for me.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Yeah, that's what happens when you're tired. When I'm tired,
I last night and I got home from footy training
and I was like, really just want to go to bed,
but I need to eat some dinner. I had the
carry on the stove. It was simmering away.

Speaker 6 (40:07):
I'm gonna cook myself.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
But cook myself. Put some puppet ums in the microwave
because I love puppet ums. Put them in there, and
I thing the microwave is, I'm going to save time.
I'm going to push Instead of one minute one zero zero,
I'm going one one, one minut eleven. Put the puppet
ums in for a minute eleven, Gone upstairs to have
my shower, expecting to come out. Curry is nice and sivid.
Actually put the puppet ums in the microwave for eleven

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minutes to eleven?

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Did they explode?

Speaker 1 (40:32):
What happens? Black As that is so bad. You don't
do that when you've had enough sleep.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Something I would do, Max. I don't expect that from you,
all right.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
We would love to hear about those moments in your
life where you just haven't had enough sleep and the
stupid things that you do.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Yeah, please thirty one O two three give us a ring.
You may not be able to win your way into
the Sleep Prize anymore, but you can win your way
to the footy.

Speaker 9 (40:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Every caller gets on here today is getting port adelaide
and Sydney tickets and we've also got to fit stop
one month membership as well to give.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Out god so many things. Get your tickets today from
ticket Tek for that port came, or win them just
by getting on here today and look with our win sleep.
Just gonna thank Tea to Tea Australia for making the room.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
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Speaker 2 (41:21):
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Speaker 1 (41:27):
Thirteen one oh two three. What silly thing did you
do because you were so sleep deprived? You're getting a
prize regardless, wind sleep with.

Speaker 15 (41:38):
A majestic.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
Nine nights Time for bed. Everybody lights out, close your eyes.

Speaker 6 (41:48):
Tonight's the night our prize winners.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Prize winners are going across the road here at the
m Sweets Hotel and they have twenty four hours of
uninterrupted list by themselves. Get that sleep that you have
been so desperate to catch up on. It's the first
time anyone's ever given away sleep.

Speaker 5 (42:01):
I know it sounds weird because sleep is free, but
it's the one thing we all want and need and
can't get. We're giving you the opportunity to get it.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
It's free, but it's also nice to do it in
a hotel room that you've won with sixteen hundred dollars
worth of extra prizes inside the hotel room.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
And those sheets. We've been inside those sheets.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
And we need sleep out of like we've been in
those sheets separately.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
Well yes, but it was the same bed, but separately,
of course, in our pajamas.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Fully clothed. Third and one and two three? What silly
thing did you do? Because you were so sleep deprived?
We love this.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
In fact, we have never had so many calls in
our life. Look at the phone life.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Absolutely stories Jenny and Blackwood. What silly thing happened because
you were sleep deprived?

Speaker 7 (42:46):
Hey, guys, well, actually it was my husband that was
mostly the silly one. We had a newborn and as
you know, not much sleep going on, and one night
we're sitting in the lande we had this and it
came through our baby monitor and we just sat and
looked at each other and thought what was that? And
then we didn't think anything more of it. And then
that night it happened two or three times, and in

(43:08):
the end my husband just leapt out of bed and
running down the hallway naked, going, oh my god, the
house is haunted. We've got holie. And it was so
funny because I ran into the baby's room first and
I saw this flashing light as it's going and it
was a Fisher Price chair, one of those ones.

Speaker 14 (43:27):
That have a sense of hard on them.

Speaker 7 (43:28):
When the kids sit on it, it sings and douzzle
this stuff.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Oh god.

Speaker 7 (43:31):
And we just left a teddy bear sitting on it,
and the teddy bear wasn't heavy enough to make it
fully sing, but it was just touching the sensor and
my husband was just about to call a exorcist or something.
I don't know, but it was so funny, and the
baby was still asleep and we were just my husband
literally wanted to throw the chair in the rubbishiness.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Running down the hallway doing the windmill goes it doesn't exist.

Speaker 6 (43:58):
Here, oh exactly.

Speaker 7 (44:00):
It was so funny, not funny at the time because
we really well he thought maybe someone had either got
intercepted our baby monitor or the house wanted so.

Speaker 6 (44:10):
Great where our babies just learned to do a creepy laugh.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Jenny, congratulations for being so sleep deprived. You've got some
tickets to foot you this Saturday afternoon. Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Thank you for that story. That's awesome.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Let's go to Michael and Soulsbury. What happened sleep deprived stories?

Speaker 2 (44:29):
What is it? Well?

Speaker 12 (44:30):
I was at a national sales conference and I fell
asleep at the table when it was my term to
do a presentation. But unfortunately what snoring was that loud
you know, disrupted everyone else's presentation.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Why were you so sleepy, Michael?

Speaker 12 (44:49):
Oh, the party in Heart to Night before we only
got to give it once a year, and you know
other workmates from in the state, and yeah, let me
hear down too much.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
You should have just put fake eyes on your eyelids
and then you can do about Yeah, no one would
have realized.

Speaker 12 (45:07):
What about the loud snoring. No, you know, it's sort
of echoed me on the.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Conference room to get in trouble.

Speaker 12 (45:13):
Michael, the national sales manager wasn't too happy, but I
kept my job and then then they promoted me self Austrain.

Speaker 14 (45:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (45:23):
I done a good present anyway.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
And look at you now, Michael, just for falling asleep
in that meeting one time. You've also want tickets to
go and watch fort by the Swans this week difference.

Speaker 12 (45:34):
Oh that's great. I'm a Crow supporter. I'm sorry about.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
That, but have a hate watch.

Speaker 12 (45:40):
Michael my Son is a power one, so per happy
to give a tween.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Thank you, Michael, thank you for falling asleep.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
All right, let's get to a narrow court. Let's rub this up.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
We're talking about what happened when you were so sleep deprived, Alex.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
What happened?

Speaker 8 (45:59):
I went to open one of the vegetable jars that
you get on the shelf, grabbed a knife, thought it
was at the button knife, went to Poppet and realized
it was actually a sharp knife. Ended up in six
hours surgery in the hospital with stitches.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Six hours.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Oh my god, Alex.

Speaker 8 (46:21):
Oh yes, I went to pop. I went to put
the knife under the jar to you know, to Poppet,
and I didn't realize. Yeah, it wasn't a button knife
roughly and a proper knife knife.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
Yeah, Alex, do you want to go to footy on
the weekend.

Speaker 8 (46:38):
I'm not a I'm not a football supporter, but.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
The tickets anyway, we're shoving down throat.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
To do all right? How you know with this whole
wind sleep thing, you're actually trading in something that most
people do in a hotel room just to sleep. Yeah,
you don't. I'm talking about though, like a little bit
of talking about.

Speaker 6 (47:09):
Yeah I don't. What are you guys talking about?

Speaker 2 (47:11):
It's like a little bit of don't.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Talk about in front of him. He's not a grown
up yet.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
What are mom and daddy talking about?

Speaker 3 (47:19):
What are we talking about?

Speaker 1 (47:20):
By Joe?

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Well, most people like to do that in a hotel room.
But next I want to share with you what's actually
going to happen in these hotel rooms tonight by themselves?
How down and dirty these people are going to get
solo in a hotel rooms? We sleep with a majestic

(47:45):
I mean it's not just the hotel room.

Speaker 16 (47:46):
It's a bunch of other stuff as well, like a
mega gift back worth hundred and eighty bucks.

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Speaker 3 (48:01):
That a US I cannot wait.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
All our beautiful guests get to check in tonight at
our beautiful hotel, which is so exciting when you go
to a hotel.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
You know, normally with your partner, this is a beautiful thing.
You're not You're all by yourself.

Speaker 6 (48:16):
You don't have to do anything sleep.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
I'm not there for that's what you do even with
your partner.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Right, But you guys doing this like you're dancing around
some Misha year the two of I don't really know
what we're talking about dancing.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
I'm just looking at him weirdly.

Speaker 16 (48:29):
I think when you're a single person, you understand what
you actually do in a hotel room when you don't
have another person to dance with in the hotel room.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Ah, you dance by yourself.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Yeah, have a bath.

Speaker 16 (48:41):
Well, I think this is what the people that have
won sleep are going to experience tonight.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Okay, lad on me forget your.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Saucy nights away.

Speaker 16 (48:51):
We're hard and rough are the only things that matter
on this saucy night away.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
No partners allowed. Think soft plush, king size beds. Trade
private parts for a prime balcony. What about inches will
blow him out of the water. Fifty five in the.

Speaker 16 (49:15):
Lounge, thirty two in the bedroom yep, two TVs A
mini bar for that big pop if you like to
feel it deep, jump in the spa bar, and for
the ultimate satisfaction, treat yourself to the big black block
out curtains.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
Oh my god, is that that's the most in that
little ad Mazzy the newsreader.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
No, it's producer Bella.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Oh my god, bell I did not know you had
that holy under the collar. And it's not just the
blackout line A minxing womsy taking fifty five inches of
TV ha.

Speaker 13 (50:07):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Enjoy tonight. We can't wait to check in tomorrow. At
some point when you wake up that.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Naughty that is Alien Max's windslaver. Roddy, you have a
good one.