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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here, more mixed one or two point
three podcasts playlists and listen live on the free I
Heart app Mix.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
One or two point three Hailey and Max.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
In the morning, I had to come to work and
say to our lovely guy that does our cameras here.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, Michael, can you turn our cameras off today?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
I don't want to be on camera today?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Why not? Haley?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Everyone at my work and lady knows I don't want
to be filming today.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
I can't be filming today because of my face.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Do you know what's wrong with my face?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Looks beautiful as always if you ask me.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Your eyes twitching, which means you're like, I had a
salmon sperm facial under my eyes. It's actually called reduran,
which is like the medical term, but everyone's doing it.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
It's like some sort of salmon testical da.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
It's like, yeah, so it's not. Everyone says it's a
salmon spen thing, and I actually found it. It's actually
the DNA from a salmon's.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Little tiny testicles. I don't know how they I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I haven't seen it. I haven't swimming around with just
big nuts.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
On big nuts. So you got some good dura in there.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So but see the thing is, they don't just rub
this on you, Haley. And this is why you don't
want to be on camera day because you at the
moment have some lumps under your eyes.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
They sort of look a little bit high vy.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Like I'm an avatar. Yeah yeah, scally, So I just
had it under the eye. So basically they have to
aneath his tires under the eyes and then they do
like one hundred little tiny little injections under there to
put the salmon spem in it. It's a natural way
because I don't like feeler. If you do feel it, great,
but I just it scares me and I will never
do that.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
It's natural.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Just shove a needle in my face, the thing that's
going in my face, and what's it meant to do?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
It's natural. It enhances collagen.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
So I don't have any fatty pads anymore, Like I've
not really had a fatty broad.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Joh and I were just talking about your fatty iPads
the other day.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
How does your fatty pads?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Fatty pads are really playing up with this cold weather anyway.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
As I was doing it though yesterday, I was like,
because I go to this beautiful place on I won't
say where it is.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
If you want to know, just message me. But on
the top of like Nord Parade up there, and they
were saying.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
That they have to fix a lot of people, so
people will come there if they've gone to the wrong
place and got like big lips or whatever they've done,
and the injector has gone into the wrong spot and
it's hit a nerve and one lady her whole nose
went black, black, nose black.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Within twelve hours, I'm dead dead. You can reverse it.
But that's the stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
If you go to the wrong place, or you try
and do things at home and you diy, things can
go bad.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
The resurrect the nose.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
And you do get to this.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Age where I'm forty three, and I don't want to
look twenty three.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I mean twenty three, but I know I want to age.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You're just happy to be aged. I just want to
be forty three for a little bit longer.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, I just want to have like a fresh face,
not be like tired and things like that. So you
try things, just little things here and there. I do
like weird masks and all that kind of stuff, But
I want to here today. The things that go wrong.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
So Haley looks like she sort of has scales at
the moment, but she's sure to go.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
That's going to be gone by the time.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I'm going to look glowing in three days.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
And we won't be talking about her fatty iPads again.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Behind her, I want the fatty iPads.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
But what about you?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Beauty Treatments gone wrong can be natural treatments can be
the real heavy stuff.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Yeah, or you went somewhere.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Don't say where they went. We don't want to get throughed.
But you went somewhere and they did the wrong thing
to your face.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
You saw on TikTok that if you rub bananas on
your nipples they become better or something.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I don't know. We want to hear a.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Weird fascination with nipples.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Anyway, I had a salmon sperm facial under my eyes.
It's actually called reduran, which is like the medical term.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
But everyone's doing it. They're very obvious.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
There's a reason you asked for the cameras to be
turned off today.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
There is.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
But we want to talk about my things going right, obviously,
But you've got to go to the right places, and
we want to talk about those beauty things that have
gone wrong, maybe the ones you've tried at home.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah, those beauty hacks that you've got. Jess in Hope
Valley has called in, Jess, what did your friend do?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Jess?
Speaker 5 (04:18):
She saw on Facebook that leaving soaking your hair in
stout overnight was meant to make it healthy, shiny, and
you know, really nice, And so she did that, left
it overnight, rinsed it the next morning. She was a
nurse and had to go to work the next day
with hair that absolutely reaps of beer.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, no, she racked up.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
And she's giving spongebars and they could have you been
drinking Cooper's Daydawn.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Did her hair look good?
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Yess, No, it did absolutely nothing.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Hell n I don't like that idea at all.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Waste.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Yeah, but thank you, Jess.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Tick right, there's one that we know. Don't do those
a beauty treatment.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Julian Alberton tell us your beauty fail wasn't me.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
It was my husband and he's a little it vaine,
but that's that's cool. And he bought nose hair wax
off of Teemy. Yeah, and it was bad, it was
so bad.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
A little wheel and win it for free. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
He's just got this woman thing and he got this package. Anyways,
he read the instructions on going mate, look really it's going. Yeah, yeah,
it's going to work. It's going to work. Put it
in the microwave and it's black wax and he stuck
it up his nostrils and it didn't come out.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
No, you've got to put a popstick up there.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
He put the popstick, but it didn't come out. I
think he left it in the microwaves too long and
it stuck hard. So he had to get the tweezers
out and he tweeted the rest of it out and
he just had black crap up his nostrils for days.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
And I recommend not doing that.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You're meant to have those hairs dust in your life.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Sick.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Oh that is perfect.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
You know what, Julie. I liked your story so much.
You can have a hundred dollars hungry jack'svouch.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
All right, sweet, right, that's great.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yes, tuck in your husband will be able to smell
the delicious whop.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I love these stories so much.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
My wife's a dentist and she has told me that
she has heard a story in her dental circles of
You have people do teeth whitening. Yeah, they get trays
a lot of people. This is the way you can
do it. You get a tray that's molded to your teeth. Yeah,
and you put a little bit of the dentist prescribed
It's almost like a bleach in the tray. You leave
it in for a minute, take it out. You do
(06:48):
this treatment for a few days. Someone had one of
the trays prescribed by a dentist, but they didn't have
the bleach stuff. They put like power king bleach, like
white bleach in the killing you and then stuck it
in and then had to go to the dentist because
they had burned all of their gums to shreds.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
You beg dumb idiot, don't do that.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Oh my godfather.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, they ordered a whole heap on my
My Heart podcasts here, more mixed one or two point
three podcasts playlists and listen live on the free I
Heart app Mix.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
One or two point three Hailey and Max.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
In the morning, I had to come to work and
say to our lovely guy that does our cameras here.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, Michael, can you turn our cameras off today?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
I don't want to be on camera today?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Why not? Haley?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Everyone at my work and lady knows I don't want
to be filming today.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
I can't be filming today because of my face.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Do you know what's wrong with my face?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Looks beautiful as always if you ask me.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Your eyes twitching, which means you're like, I had a
salmon sperm facial under my eyes. It's actually called reduran,
which is like the medical term, but everyone's doing it.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
It's like some sort of salmon testical da.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
It's like, yeah, so it's not. Everyone says it's a
salmon spen thing, and I actually found it. It's actually
the DNA from a salmon's.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Little tiny testicles. I don't know how they I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I haven't seen it. I haven't swimming around with just
big nuts.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
On big nuts. So you got some good dura in there.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So but see the thing is, they don't just rub
this on you, Haley. And this is why you don't
want to be on camera day because you at the
moment have some lumps under your eyes.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
They sort of look a little bit high vy.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Like I'm an avatar. Yeah yeah, scally, So I just
had it under the eye. So basically they have to
aneath his tires under the eyes and then they do
like one hundred little tiny little injections under there to
put the salmon spem in it. It's a natural way
because I don't like feeler. If you do feel it, great,
but I just it scares me and I will never
do that.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
It's natural.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Just shove a needle in my face, the thing that's
going in my face, and what's it meant to do?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
It's natural. It enhances collagen.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
So I don't have any fatty pads anymore, Like I've
not really had a fatty broad.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Joh and I were just talking about your fatty iPads
the other day.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
How does your fatty pads?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Fatty pads are really playing up with this cold weather anyway.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
As I was doing it though yesterday, I was like,
because I go to this beautiful place on I won't
say where it is.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
If you want to know, just message me. But on
the top of like Nord Parade up there, and they
were saying.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
That they have to fix a lot of people, so
people will come there if they've gone to the wrong
place and got like big lips or whatever they've done,
and the injector has gone into the wrong spot and
it's hit a nerve and one lady her whole nose
went black, black, nose black.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Within twelve hours, I'm dead dead. You can reverse it.
But that's the stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
If you go to the wrong place, or you try
and do things at home and you diy, things can
go bad.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
The resurrect the nose.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
And you do get to this.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Age where I'm forty three, and I don't want to
look twenty three.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I mean twenty three, but I know I want to age.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You're just happy to be aged. I just want to
be forty three for a little bit longer.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, I just want to have like a fresh face,
not be like tired and things like that. So you
try things, just little things here and there. I do
like weird masks and all that kind of stuff, But
I want to here today. The things that go wrong.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
So Haley looks like she sort of has scales at
the moment, but she's sure to go.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
That's going to be gone by the time.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I'm going to look glowing in three days.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
And we won't be talking about her fatty iPads again.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Behind her, I want the fatty iPads.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
But what about you?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Beauty Treatments gone wrong can be natural treatments can be
the real heavy stuff.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Yeah, or you went somewhere.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Don't say where they went. We don't want to get throughed.
But you went somewhere and they did the wrong thing
to your face.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
You saw on TikTok that if you rub bananas on
your nipples they become better or something.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I don't know. We want to hear a.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Weird fascination with nipples.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Anyway, I had a salmon sperm facial under my eyes.
It's actually called reduran, which is like the medical term.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
But everyone's doing it. They're very obvious.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
There's a reason you asked for the cameras to be
turned off today.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
There is.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
But we want to talk about my things going right, obviously,
But you've got to go to the right places, and
we want to talk about those beauty things that have
gone wrong, maybe the ones you've tried at home.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah, those beauty hacks that you've got. Jess in Hope
Valley has called in, Jess, what did your friend do?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Jess?
Speaker 5 (04:18):
She saw on Facebook that leaving soaking your hair in
stout overnight was meant to make it healthy, shiny, and
you know, really nice, And so she did that, left
it overnight, rinsed it the next morning. She was a
nurse and had to go to work the next day
with hair that absolutely reaps of beer.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, no, she racked up.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
And she's giving spongebars and they could have you been
drinking Cooper's Daydawn.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Did her hair look good?
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Yess, No, it did absolutely nothing.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Hell n I don't like that idea at all.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Waste.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Yeah, but thank you, Jess.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Tick right, there's one that we know. Don't do those
a beauty treatment.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Julian Alberton tell us your beauty fail wasn't me.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
It was my husband and he's a little it vaine,
but that's that's cool. And he bought nose hair wax
off of Teemy. Yeah, and it was bad, it was
so bad.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
A little wheel and win it for free. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
He's just got this woman thing and he got this package. Anyways,
he read the instructions on going mate, look really it's going. Yeah, yeah,
it's going to work. It's going to work. Put it
in the microwave and it's black wax and he stuck
it up his nostrils and it didn't come out.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
No, you've got to put a popstick up there.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
He put the popstick, but it didn't come out. I
think he left it in the microwaves too long and
it stuck hard. So he had to get the tweezers
out and he tweeted the rest of it out and
he just had black crap up his nostrils for days.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
And I recommend not doing that.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You're meant to have those hairs dust in your life.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Sick.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Oh that is perfect.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
You know what, Julie. I liked your story so much.
You can have a hundred dollars hungry jack'svouch.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
All right, sweet, right, that's great.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yes, tuck in your husband will be able to smell
the delicious whop.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I love these stories so much.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
My wife's a dentist and she has told me that
she has heard a story in her dental circles of
You have people do teeth whitening. Yeah, they get trays
a lot of people. This is the way you can
do it. You get a tray that's molded to your teeth. Yeah,
and you put a little bit of the dentist prescribed
It's almost like a bleach in the tray. You leave
it in for a minute, take it out. You do
(06:48):
this treatment for a few days. Someone had one of
the trays prescribed by a dentist, but they didn't have
the bleach stuff. They put like power king bleach, like
white bleach in the killing you and then stuck it
in and then had to go to the dentist because
they had burned all of their gums to shreds.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
You beg dumb idiot, don't do that.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Oh my godfather.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, they ordered a whole heap on my
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