Happy St. Patricks Day With Eddie Bannon

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Any bands here. Everybody Hi.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Patrick's or Day today.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
So there lots of.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Irish Irish friends out celebrating, but they don't do the
big Irish parade anymore. So there's three places if people
want to do it, but we get with it. Yeah,
I know, you get.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, we don't. Where do you go? What do you
say when you get there?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Give us something funny to say when we get to
the places?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, well, well look where do you go? First? Power Hills,
Power Hills, The Borderers are playing a great Irish band. Yeah,
in the Parwa Hills Community Hub. They have I kind
of like. The menu is toasted housemade guinness bread with
red onion jam dip, because that's all we eat in Ireland.

(00:46):
You can't get it. You can't walk into a house
without being for some guinnis bread exist, all right, go there.
The second one is at Mike Ouche's Hotel. It's just
a good rollickan Irish this thing again. They have mesmerizing
Irish dancing and soulful sounds of Southern pipes and drums.

(01:08):
If you've ever heard bagpipes at three o'clock in the morning,
they're not soulful, but you know, go along and see there.
And finally you can't go past the gove in heind Marsh,
Big Irish Festival, Irish pipers, Irish dancers, the crack and
the crater.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Oh yeah, sizeic anomaly, the crack and then the crater
and then the lava explodes.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Oh I love that all right? Okay, So there's some
three places you can go if you want to go
into Saint Patty's Day. So what's something good that we
can do? Like what do we say when we get
there so we feel like we're part of the gang
without you know, like stereotyping.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah yeah, like jokes. You will be making jokes, but
stay away from the potato jokes. And man walks into
a bar with a pig under his arm, and then
the Irish dice does something stupid funny. Okay, so I
have three jokes you can Okay, we can again. What
do you call a fake Irish stone.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
A fake irishtone? Don't know?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Shamrock the champagne for your sham friends. My grandmother here's hey,
but my grandmother was eighty percent Irish. Her name was
Iris's spelling got into that within about Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Oh, I don't think that's going to work the lighter
into the.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Not no, yeah that early on. This will work anytime
during the night because this has Catholics and you two
in it.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't wander
around Dublin thinking he's Bono.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Patrick's Day