August 14, 2025 • 15 mins
Have You Ever Snuck Something Through Airport Security??
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here more mixed one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
If these walls could talk, we would be in a
lot of trouble.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
You and I.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
The things that we talk about in the studio, in
the songs.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Right now, we are in the wall of truth.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
You are, Max, and I'm going to ask you a question,
a deeply personal question that you have to answer honestly.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
We do this every day. Got to be honest. Promise.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yeah, okay, thank you, promise.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Here's your question.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Have you ever snuck something through airport security?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
This is a mister Goody two sheets, not intentionally. I
actually have so many stories for this.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Okay, great, I'm here all day.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
First one that comes to mind is I went to
Japan when I was younger, very lucky, and I came
back with a key ring that was a Samurai sword,
and I was like, this is awesome.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Wann a Samurai sword?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
The actual sword?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, that got stopped at security because you can't have
a Samurai sword on the plane.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I was like, I've yep, that's fair. How big is
a samurai saw?
Speaker 5 (01:18):
It?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
It was like probably ten centers long.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Oh, that's quite a big samurai.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I can't do that.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Recently, I went to get on a plane to go
to Melbourne for a wedding and I didn't have any
I only had carry on and the wedding was cocktail
with a touch of class as the theme. My touch
of class that I went for.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Was a cane. I was like, this is funny.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Looked like it was a cane, old bloke with man. Yeah, okay,
some American oil dude.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
On a cane. I don't know, Okay, I went for it.
Actually looked all right.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I rocked up with a cane, which I couldn't fit
in a bag obviously, and as I was standing there
at security, the lady waved me straight through because she's like, oh,
he needs a cane. They didn't scan the cane or anything,
so I had to essentially limp through security because I
was like, well, I've got it now, I'm gonna pretend
that I need.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Is it a brown cane or was it like a
brown cane?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Brown cane?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, sort of like Lucy's mouthfoy in right.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Oh my god, she thought you needed the cane?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
What did you do?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Do you what you needed it?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
So I put on a little limp as I went
through security. Why I need this cane as part of
my outfit.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Let's have it up.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh my god, that's not exactly snuck something through, but
it's sneaky reasons for having it. But this runs a
little bit in the family, in the Barefoot family, to
be honest.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
All of my families.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
My father in law was recently on a plane and
told us the story afterwards. He couldn't believe he got
through and it hadn't been picked up. He had a
quite large caliber bullet from a rifle that he was like,
this is going to look cool on my desk at
home or whatever. And it was a live bullet it
had and he didn't get power and no one picked
up on. Oh my god, had it in new carry on.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
He's like, God, I didn't realize hurt that my carry on.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I would stop with suppositories because they looked like bullets. Yeah,
that's another story anyway.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
But the big one do that for your wall of
truth later. The big one and probably the godfather of
my family, my grandfather, my Italian grandfather.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
What's his name, Jivanni Ferderco, oh Frederico, Grandpa.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Fred Fred came to and from Australia and Italy a
bunch of times. They moved out here like end of
the Second World War pretty much. And as they started
to fly more, he started to bring more and.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
More things over and there was no airport security.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
So Fred some of his great highlights brought past maker
because you got to have the OG's Italian. Yeah, from
the village. Brought the past to maker, the metal pass
to maker on the plane. By the way, this isn't
in carry on.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
How did you do that?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
He had a big coat.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
The big coat was also used to bring in fruit trees,
not seeds, fruit trees already grown trees like sort of
you know, fifty centimeters not anymore.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Mate, Not in those days.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Would just put in his jacket, had trees.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Under his jacket. We have loc at trees Mum's got.
Mum and Dad have gone in their backyard that's come
from Italy.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
So illegal.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah it is now and the last one that still
gets a run in our house. And I can't believe
anyone let him take this through security. Dad used it
the other day. It still works. He bought a petrol
motor pump that would be probably eight to ten kilos
like this big. He had this big coat because he's like,
I need a pump back in Australia. I don't want
(04:42):
to buy when I've got one here in Italy. I'm
going to bring it back with me after this holiday.
He had a big coat, So he has traveled all
the way from Italy to Australia with his coat in
a ball and a eight to ten kilo petrol motor
pump underneath his eye.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
God, no one has stopped him.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Get caught in security when you're.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Walking through those things.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Before two thousand and one, people could do anything on planesh, God,
I love.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Your Italian grandfather. Yeah, that is excellent.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
There's a whole bunch of things that have been snuck
through security by me and my frie.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Is it a petrol part?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
It's so good letting through just Puerto Rico, all right,
give us a ring thirtey and one oh two three?
What have you or maybe your Italian grandfather snuck onto
a plane intentionally unintentionally? We'd love to hear from you.
I'd love to hear from someone in airport security about.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
The things, Dame, What have you seen?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
What are you caught?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Border Force calling in that would be brilliant thirteen one
oh two three. Every call that gets in gets on
air getting the Royal Ladelaide show tickets. Bell in Morphet
Valees called in Bell, did you sneak something through airport security?
Speaker 5 (05:47):
I absolutely did.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
I was in Brisbane Airport and they called my name
out over the loudspeaker. And the first time they called it,
I was like, Nah, that's not me.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
I was like, actually I better go.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
So I've gone to the baggage department part and my
dad was vibrating and I was like, oh my god.
And they go they pulled out my little friend and
they said there that tree is out of it and
racked up laughing, and I goes, this must happen all
(06:20):
the time, And the lady sternly looked at me and said,
absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
When you say they pulled it out? Did they pull
it out in front of a bunch of people?
Speaker 8 (06:30):
Well, there was a young.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Boy that went bright red.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I just I don't know what that is. It's a
mouse or something. It's from my computer.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
How long were you going away for Bell? How long
was the holiday.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
I was actually going. I was going to live in.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Gladston Od.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Say if you're going away for a weekend and you
needed it. Bell, keep that laugh coming, you can laugh.
You wait so that you get a family.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Pass so much.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Thanks guys, I wonder she sound so happy.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Ironically, Bell one of bed with us once.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Before as well, guys, to do a very first show
on how's that bed going? Bell?
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Oh, my very goodness, is the best prive I've ever won.
Speaker 9 (07:18):
I loved that bed you used.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Hello. Well, I had to do it because you know,
you do anything for your kids, right like it's I
was away and it was their birthday and they've always
wanted this thing. So I bought back two little turtles.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
From a Live Turtles, Live turtles? Where did you put
them in my pocket?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
In my jacket?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Turtles need to be in water or anything, you know.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
They they breathe air very fine. And I checked with
the vet not the pet stow that I bought them
from at Glenell, and we planned it and we had
wet wet tissues and we made sure they had plenty
of air and they were all hydrated. And I went
to the ladies room in the in the air on
the flight and we you know, let them have a
(08:11):
little swim and then I sanitized sanitize the basin so that.
Speaker 8 (08:17):
No one was.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Affected by it. But you know, you know, but you
do anything for your kids for their birthday.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Right, esp you miss and you miss it, you missed.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
You Yeah, but they didn't have the same turtles where
these were long neck and you're not, like the long neck.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
What would you do if it just post his long
neck out of your pocket? Someone's like, have you got
what is that? Is it a snake in your pocket?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Please?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
It's funny that you should actually say about snakes because
my friend on the same flight a children's python in
her bra bra in a bra bag. You know, Like,
so I had air and hang on, you've.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Got friends that are taking snakes on planes. Have you
seen the movie?
Speaker 8 (09:01):
And it was tiny?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
It was a fake Samuel or Jackson having an absolute
fit to this.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Now, God, Rob.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Come on, come and live in the territory. You'll be fine.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I would have died sitting next to you.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Okay, Well, thank you, Robin Magoo.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Does this mean that airport security aren't doing their job?
Speaker 5 (09:25):
It was a long It was a long time before,
like you know, you got checked in and X rayed
and there's no, there was no scanning back to those days.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I've had it.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
With these snakes. That's you, Robin, that's everyone's sitting around
you on the planeast Thank you for sharing. Watch out
if the cops rock up on your door. You've won
a family passer all out.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Oh yes, thanks, thanks for that guy.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
The show.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Nikki in t Tree Gully, what's your story?
Speaker 8 (09:54):
Good morning Haleimacks and Burr show. Well, this was about
thirty years ago. I was traveling up to Cairns, probably
one of my very first flights, going on an aeroplane
to visit my then father in law, and he had
a thing for bung Frits. So I bought this fritz
and I wrapped it in my carry on because I
didn't know if I was allowed to take food, so
(10:16):
I was potentially sneaking on food. But as I went
through airport security in Sydney, they said it was a
potential bomb, so I got I got pulled aside and
my bag got opened. And yeah, because the three pieces
of bung frits obviously looked like a bomb.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
So he hell did you get in trouble? Nikki? Were
you allowed to keep the fritz?
Speaker 8 (10:38):
They gave me a laugh and obviously yes, I was
allowed to keep the fruits and my father in law
got his frits because back in back up there in
cans they only had devon or something.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, so did you keep that stuff cool? And nuggetself.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
That's that's for Nick, Nikki. You've got a fairly passer
old show.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
Oh thanks so much. Going to have a great.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Day, you two.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Oh my god, I love this story already. And she
hasn't even spoken a word yet. Courtney, what happened?
Speaker 5 (11:05):
It was my dad who did it? Aunt.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
He's a very good cook.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
And a fruitcake. This is special ingredients birthday.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
A fruitcake with some special ingredients. Now what are we talking?
What sort of special ingredients?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Courtney? Something herby herby? Oh my god, I love that.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
It was a hashcake, was total hashcake.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
And it was.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
Shaped in the shape of a marijuana.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Leaf and cake in the shape of the leaf.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
That the wind would just put it in a container
and put it in his bag on the plane.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
He didn't think anyone would recognize get picked up?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Was it all good? You get through? Fine?
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Through fine? We told him he wasn't he was doing wrong, didn't.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
It's Courtney, your dad is a drug smuggler.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
This is so good. I can't believe having people to
call it.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
We have so many dodgy listeners. I love it.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, please Dodgy. The better courtney you have for being
so dodgy. One tickets through a Royal Adelaide show family
passed for you and your dad, and size of that cake. Billy,
A counterbeait has called in. What was in your bag?
Speaker 6 (12:15):
I once accidentally flew with a handful of live shot.
Speaker 9 (12:20):
Gun bullets unknowingly.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
How did that happen?
Speaker 9 (12:25):
My parents have a farm and we were out clay shooting,
and somehow they made their way into my bag and
I forgot to take them out. And yeah, a week later, midflight,
I went to pull out what I thought was a
lipstick and it was some live ammunition can flow up
apparently under enough pressure, and they can explode.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah that's all right, those high pressurized tubes that will
fly through the air, aren't those.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Pressure?
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Oh Billy, Yeah, I said to say. I kept it
to myself for the rest of the flight.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
And yeah, Billy, when you go to the Royal lad
Lad show, can you please make sure to end your pockets?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Sure you've got some tickets.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Papers innocent makes feels Sarah and Golden Grove, what happened
to your dad?
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Oh right, so he needs to go with Tiskis in
Greece from the UK twice a year, and every time
he would be a hot cooked year off back from
my brother.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
How it happened and not go off?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
I really don't know, but I'm my brother used to
love it when you picked people at the airport.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Oh my god, Sarah, I take a eros, like I
could buy a euros in North Adelaide after work here
and get to my house four minutes away and be
like devastated, how sogy it is and he's.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Flying with it would just the pit of bread.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
No structural integrity and the meat would be off.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
He was so proud of it that you could do it.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Oh that is so funny. I love this. Thank you
so much.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Sarah gets to the Royal Adelaide so you can get
a friend.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
You're us there if you want.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
I gotta says, do taste better in Greece?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
So yeah, e in Athens is like in Greece. Yeah
that's not not in the UK from Greece.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
In Rosewater and.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
What happened many means ago. I tried to bring in
a cow's head in from BALI.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Please explain what.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
A cow really.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
It makes me really sad because I'm a vegetarian now,
and I don't know why I tried. You know, those
ornamental ones that kind of look pretty, the skull with
the big horns.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Oh yeah, like a painted skull or something.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Yeah, kind of. We ended up having to take it
through customs and when they opened the bag, these flies
came out of it.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
So are you talking like a real head that's been
preserved or something.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
Not like no, no, no, like the skull of it.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Yeah, on the bones for the flies to still.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Be Apparently what goes through your mind going, oh, yeah,
this will be fine.
Speaker 7 (15:14):
I don't know. I was a lot younger back then
and a lot sillier.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
What were you going to do with a cow's head?
Speaker 7 (15:20):
Put it on the wall?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Do we need to be concerned of you going to
the Royal lad show with all those cows there?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
No?
Speaker 7 (15:26):
I don't eat meat anymore.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
All right, fine, decor is in your house that a
cow's head was going to be a good idea?
Speaker 7 (15:33):
None of that now, I don't know. It was a
long time ago. I don't know what I was thinking.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
No, no, no, thank you for sharing.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
We disagree with your choices, but you're getting a oil
out lad show pass anyway.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
Thank you so much, my god,
My Heart podcasts here more mixed one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
If these walls could talk, we would be in a
lot of trouble.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
You and I.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
The things that we talk about in the studio, in
the songs.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Right now, we are in the wall of truth.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
You are, Max, and I'm going to ask you a question,
a deeply personal question that you have to answer honestly.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
We do this every day. Got to be honest. Promise.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yeah, okay, thank you, promise.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Here's your question.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Have you ever snuck something through airport security?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
This is a mister Goody two sheets, not intentionally. I
actually have so many stories for this.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Okay, great, I'm here all day.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
First one that comes to mind is I went to
Japan when I was younger, very lucky, and I came
back with a key ring that was a Samurai sword,
and I was like, this is awesome.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Wann a Samurai sword?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
The actual sword?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, that got stopped at security because you can't have
a Samurai sword on the plane.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I was like, I've yep, that's fair. How big is
a samurai saw?
Speaker 5 (01:18):
It?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
It was like probably ten centers long.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Oh, that's quite a big samurai.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I can't do that.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Recently, I went to get on a plane to go
to Melbourne for a wedding and I didn't have any
I only had carry on and the wedding was cocktail
with a touch of class as the theme. My touch
of class that I went for.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Was a cane. I was like, this is funny.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Looked like it was a cane, old bloke with man. Yeah, okay,
some American oil dude.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
On a cane. I don't know, Okay, I went for it.
Actually looked all right.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I rocked up with a cane, which I couldn't fit
in a bag obviously, and as I was standing there
at security, the lady waved me straight through because she's like, oh,
he needs a cane. They didn't scan the cane or anything,
so I had to essentially limp through security because I
was like, well, I've got it now, I'm gonna pretend
that I need.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Is it a brown cane or was it like a
brown cane?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Brown cane?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, sort of like Lucy's mouthfoy in right.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Oh my god, she thought you needed the cane?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
What did you do?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Do you what you needed it?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
So I put on a little limp as I went
through security. Why I need this cane as part of
my outfit.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Let's have it up.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh my god, that's not exactly snuck something through, but
it's sneaky reasons for having it. But this runs a
little bit in the family, in the Barefoot family, to
be honest.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
All of my families.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
My father in law was recently on a plane and
told us the story afterwards. He couldn't believe he got
through and it hadn't been picked up. He had a
quite large caliber bullet from a rifle that he was like,
this is going to look cool on my desk at
home or whatever. And it was a live bullet it
had and he didn't get power and no one picked
up on. Oh my god, had it in new carry on.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
He's like, God, I didn't realize hurt that my carry on.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I would stop with suppositories because they looked like bullets. Yeah,
that's another story anyway.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
But the big one do that for your wall of
truth later. The big one and probably the godfather of
my family, my grandfather, my Italian grandfather.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
What's his name, Jivanni Ferderco, oh Frederico, Grandpa.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Fred Fred came to and from Australia and Italy a
bunch of times. They moved out here like end of
the Second World War pretty much. And as they started
to fly more, he started to bring more and.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
More things over and there was no airport security.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
So Fred some of his great highlights brought past maker
because you got to have the OG's Italian. Yeah, from
the village. Brought the past to maker, the metal pass
to maker on the plane. By the way, this isn't
in carry on.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
How did you do that?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
He had a big coat.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
The big coat was also used to bring in fruit trees,
not seeds, fruit trees already grown trees like sort of
you know, fifty centimeters not anymore.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Mate, Not in those days.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Would just put in his jacket, had trees.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Under his jacket. We have loc at trees Mum's got.
Mum and Dad have gone in their backyard that's come
from Italy.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
So illegal.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah it is now and the last one that still
gets a run in our house. And I can't believe
anyone let him take this through security. Dad used it
the other day. It still works. He bought a petrol
motor pump that would be probably eight to ten kilos
like this big. He had this big coat because he's like,
I need a pump back in Australia. I don't want
(04:42):
to buy when I've got one here in Italy. I'm
going to bring it back with me after this holiday.
He had a big coat, So he has traveled all
the way from Italy to Australia with his coat in
a ball and a eight to ten kilo petrol motor
pump underneath his eye.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
God, no one has stopped him.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Get caught in security when you're.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Walking through those things.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Before two thousand and one, people could do anything on planesh, God,
I love.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Your Italian grandfather. Yeah, that is excellent.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
There's a whole bunch of things that have been snuck
through security by me and my frie.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Is it a petrol part?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
It's so good letting through just Puerto Rico, all right,
give us a ring thirtey and one oh two three?
What have you or maybe your Italian grandfather snuck onto
a plane intentionally unintentionally? We'd love to hear from you.
I'd love to hear from someone in airport security about.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
The things, Dame, What have you seen?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
What are you caught?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Border Force calling in that would be brilliant thirteen one
oh two three. Every call that gets in gets on
air getting the Royal Ladelaide show tickets. Bell in Morphet
Valees called in Bell, did you sneak something through airport security?
Speaker 5 (05:47):
I absolutely did.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
I was in Brisbane Airport and they called my name
out over the loudspeaker. And the first time they called it,
I was like, Nah, that's not me.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
I was like, actually I better go.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
So I've gone to the baggage department part and my
dad was vibrating and I was like, oh my god.
And they go they pulled out my little friend and
they said there that tree is out of it and
racked up laughing, and I goes, this must happen all
(06:20):
the time, And the lady sternly looked at me and said,
absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
When you say they pulled it out? Did they pull
it out in front of a bunch of people?
Speaker 8 (06:30):
Well, there was a young.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Boy that went bright red.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I just I don't know what that is. It's a
mouse or something. It's from my computer.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
How long were you going away for Bell? How long
was the holiday.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
I was actually going. I was going to live in.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Gladston Od.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Say if you're going away for a weekend and you
needed it. Bell, keep that laugh coming, you can laugh.
You wait so that you get a family.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Pass so much.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Thanks guys, I wonder she sound so happy.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Ironically, Bell one of bed with us once.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Before as well, guys, to do a very first show
on how's that bed going? Bell?
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Oh, my very goodness, is the best prive I've ever won.
Speaker 9 (07:18):
I loved that bed you used.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Hello. Well, I had to do it because you know,
you do anything for your kids, right like it's I
was away and it was their birthday and they've always
wanted this thing. So I bought back two little turtles.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
From a Live Turtles, Live turtles? Where did you put
them in my pocket?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
In my jacket?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Turtles need to be in water or anything, you know.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
They they breathe air very fine. And I checked with
the vet not the pet stow that I bought them
from at Glenell, and we planned it and we had
wet wet tissues and we made sure they had plenty
of air and they were all hydrated. And I went
to the ladies room in the in the air on
the flight and we you know, let them have a
(08:11):
little swim and then I sanitized sanitize the basin so that.
Speaker 8 (08:17):
No one was.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Affected by it. But you know, you know, but you
do anything for your kids for their birthday.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Right, esp you miss and you miss it, you missed.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
You Yeah, but they didn't have the same turtles where
these were long neck and you're not, like the long neck.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
What would you do if it just post his long
neck out of your pocket? Someone's like, have you got
what is that? Is it a snake in your pocket?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Please?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
It's funny that you should actually say about snakes because
my friend on the same flight a children's python in
her bra bra in a bra bag. You know, Like,
so I had air and hang on, you've.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Got friends that are taking snakes on planes. Have you
seen the movie?
Speaker 8 (09:01):
And it was tiny?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
It was a fake Samuel or Jackson having an absolute
fit to this.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Now, God, Rob.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Come on, come and live in the territory. You'll be fine.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I would have died sitting next to you.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Okay, Well, thank you, Robin Magoo.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Does this mean that airport security aren't doing their job?
Speaker 5 (09:25):
It was a long It was a long time before,
like you know, you got checked in and X rayed
and there's no, there was no scanning back to those days.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I've had it.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
With these snakes. That's you, Robin, that's everyone's sitting around
you on the planeast Thank you for sharing. Watch out
if the cops rock up on your door. You've won
a family passer all out.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Oh yes, thanks, thanks for that guy.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
The show.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Nikki in t Tree Gully, what's your story?
Speaker 8 (09:54):
Good morning Haleimacks and Burr show. Well, this was about
thirty years ago. I was traveling up to Cairns, probably
one of my very first flights, going on an aeroplane
to visit my then father in law, and he had
a thing for bung Frits. So I bought this fritz
and I wrapped it in my carry on because I
didn't know if I was allowed to take food, so
(10:16):
I was potentially sneaking on food. But as I went
through airport security in Sydney, they said it was a
potential bomb, so I got I got pulled aside and
my bag got opened. And yeah, because the three pieces
of bung frits obviously looked like a bomb.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
So he hell did you get in trouble? Nikki? Were
you allowed to keep the fritz?
Speaker 8 (10:38):
They gave me a laugh and obviously yes, I was
allowed to keep the fruits and my father in law
got his frits because back in back up there in
cans they only had devon or something.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, so did you keep that stuff cool? And nuggetself.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
That's that's for Nick, Nikki. You've got a fairly passer
old show.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
Oh thanks so much. Going to have a great.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Day, you two.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Oh my god, I love this story already. And she
hasn't even spoken a word yet. Courtney, what happened?
Speaker 5 (11:05):
It was my dad who did it? Aunt.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
He's a very good cook.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
And a fruitcake. This is special ingredients birthday.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
A fruitcake with some special ingredients. Now what are we talking?
What sort of special ingredients?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Courtney? Something herby herby? Oh my god, I love that.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
It was a hashcake, was total hashcake.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
And it was.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
Shaped in the shape of a marijuana.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Leaf and cake in the shape of the leaf.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
That the wind would just put it in a container
and put it in his bag on the plane.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
He didn't think anyone would recognize get picked up?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Was it all good? You get through? Fine?
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Through fine? We told him he wasn't he was doing wrong, didn't.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
It's Courtney, your dad is a drug smuggler.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
This is so good. I can't believe having people to
call it.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
We have so many dodgy listeners. I love it.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, please Dodgy. The better courtney you have for being
so dodgy. One tickets through a Royal Adelaide show family
passed for you and your dad, and size of that cake. Billy,
A counterbeait has called in. What was in your bag?
Speaker 6 (12:15):
I once accidentally flew with a handful of live shot.
Speaker 9 (12:20):
Gun bullets unknowingly.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
How did that happen?
Speaker 9 (12:25):
My parents have a farm and we were out clay shooting,
and somehow they made their way into my bag and
I forgot to take them out. And yeah, a week later, midflight,
I went to pull out what I thought was a
lipstick and it was some live ammunition can flow up
apparently under enough pressure, and they can explode.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah that's all right, those high pressurized tubes that will
fly through the air, aren't those.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Pressure?
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Oh Billy, Yeah, I said to say. I kept it
to myself for the rest of the flight.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
And yeah, Billy, when you go to the Royal lad
Lad show, can you please make sure to end your pockets?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Sure you've got some tickets.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Papers innocent makes feels Sarah and Golden Grove, what happened
to your dad?
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Oh right, so he needs to go with Tiskis in
Greece from the UK twice a year, and every time
he would be a hot cooked year off back from
my brother.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
How it happened and not go off?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
I really don't know, but I'm my brother used to
love it when you picked people at the airport.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Oh my god, Sarah, I take a eros, like I
could buy a euros in North Adelaide after work here
and get to my house four minutes away and be
like devastated, how sogy it is and he's.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Flying with it would just the pit of bread.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
No structural integrity and the meat would be off.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
He was so proud of it that you could do it.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Oh that is so funny. I love this. Thank you
so much.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Sarah gets to the Royal Adelaide so you can get
a friend.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
You're us there if you want.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
I gotta says, do taste better in Greece?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
So yeah, e in Athens is like in Greece. Yeah
that's not not in the UK from Greece.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
In Rosewater and.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
What happened many means ago. I tried to bring in
a cow's head in from BALI.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Please explain what.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
A cow really.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
It makes me really sad because I'm a vegetarian now,
and I don't know why I tried. You know, those
ornamental ones that kind of look pretty, the skull with
the big horns.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Oh yeah, like a painted skull or something.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Yeah, kind of. We ended up having to take it
through customs and when they opened the bag, these flies
came out of it.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
So are you talking like a real head that's been
preserved or something.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
Not like no, no, no, like the skull of it.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Yeah, on the bones for the flies to still.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Be Apparently what goes through your mind going, oh, yeah,
this will be fine.
Speaker 7 (15:14):
I don't know. I was a lot younger back then
and a lot sillier.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
What were you going to do with a cow's head?
Speaker 7 (15:20):
Put it on the wall?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Do we need to be concerned of you going to
the Royal lad show with all those cows there?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
No?
Speaker 7 (15:26):
I don't eat meat anymore.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
All right, fine, decor is in your house that a
cow's head was going to be a good idea?
Speaker 7 (15:33):
None of that now, I don't know. It was a
long time ago. I don't know what I was thinking.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
No, no, no, thank you for sharing.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
We disagree with your choices, but you're getting a oil
out lad show pass anyway.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
Thank you so much, my god,
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