Hayley Pearson's MOST EMBARRASSING Travel Story

Hayley Pearson's MOST EMBARRASSING Travel Story

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hayley as an Ada lady. You get to travel to
all these cool places doing your TV shows. Have you
got any memorable travel stories? I have got. I could
write a book. I've got so many memorable travel stories.
One of them stands out. That's not a great memory.
It's actually the most embarrassing thing that I think has
ever happened to me in my whole forty three years
of living. That's right up my alley. Yeah, so I
was on the gang Oh cool dard on the train.

(00:23):
On the train, such a beautiful experience. So you're on
the train and you get this little cabin, right, and
in the cabin you got a tiny little toilet. Everything's tiny,
everything's miniature. So I went, now, I just want to
preface this by saying, I'm not going to go there.
Why it was not doing girls don't go to the
toilet and do number two. We don't do that. I
wasn't doing that. Yeah, on a year, So I was

(00:45):
doing a number one and I used baby wipes rather
than rather than toilet paper, right, So I didn't know
that because I thought, oh, this is not like a plane,
this is like this would just go straight through. It'll
be fine. So I'm going to flash it and they're
just going to reject out over the desert. I assume
that's what happens. It just comes straight out of the
train onto So anyway, I doesn't go over, well, it

(01:09):
gets worse and this sounds no, I'm sorry, but the
Great Southern does. So I'm getting confused here, right, I've
done my train travel. I'm ninety four years old, So anyway,
I've blocked the I blot the toilet. At this point,
I've just had dinner. So this sounds like it's not
a true story. But it's a true story, and I
have someone to back up every single every single thing

(01:30):
I say. Right, I blot the toilet, I'm like, oh
my god, I'm so embarrassed. What am I going to do?
I can't ask anybody to unblock this. They're going to
think that I did a massive you know, in the toilet.
What do I do? So then I start to put
my hand in there to try and get under, like
to pull out the baby wipes. Do you expect me
to say gross? Here? But no, realist in me thinks

(01:51):
that is the most sensible thing to do. What else
would you do? Of course, you were in a panic situation.
So as I'm doing that, though, I start to gag
and my my my dinner from which was brocoli, No,
I did not do a poo, which was broccoli, came
up and I started to vomit into the toilet and
this sounds so far fetched, but it's real. So then
it's so high up. Now it's rising, and oh my god,

(02:13):
I'm actually gonna like flood the gam like the most beautiful, fancy,
expensive try and flood it. So then I went out
to the lady behind the bar and I was like,
excuse me, I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed, but I've
just like blocked the toilet. I didn't do a number two,
it was just a number one. So then she went
in there and then she was like, oh, we need
extra help, so she get like four people in there

(02:33):
to unblown. They had They had a whole team of
people unblocking my toilet with all the broccoli, vomit and
everything in there. Poo and then it was not a poo.
And then I found out her name is Charlotte. She's
actually opened a florists and she from that was her
last train drive because she quit after that night. She

(02:53):
never went back to the gam And then she opened
up a flourish I'm sick of the broccoli vomit and
gan pooh growth that fancy women are doing in their cubicle.
I can't believe I just told you that