Max's Footy Tips - Round 10

Max Burford puts in his hot tips for this week's footy games

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, Maxie, I'm still doing this. Before we get into this,
I've got the arn footy tipping in front of me.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
This is the mixed footy tipping, right Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yeah, so number one, Simon number two, AM number three,
Michael G.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Number four, Michael M number one, number five, Max? Why
would I trust you when I could trust all the
people above you?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
It's a great question. I am having the same doubts.
I am so disappointed that it's only round ten.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
What's happening? Why are you so bad this year?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
I have been quite solid at tipping for a number
of years. I like to think I know more than
the average person, because it's my job to know more
than the average person about it.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
You don't because the average people are better than you.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Right now, I'm pretty much smack bang in the middle.
I am the average person.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
You're the average man.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
And if you're still listening to my tips, I mean,
thank you for sticking with me. But I hope you're
sharing the same close to clinical depression that I have.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Are you trying to be too clever? Is that what
it is?

Speaker 4 (00:57):
I'm overthinking it? Yeah, yeah, I don't know anyway? Is
the tips this week? I'm so over it all right.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Let me write them down.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Gold Coast, Hawthorne, gold Coaster, Win Sin Darwin and it's
like sweaty and gold Coast weather up there. That's my tips.
That makes sense to me.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Oh yeah, totally, that's like how I would do it.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
It's an upset, but that's my Tipkay, deal with it.
Sydney Verst Card and I can't pick. You can choose
Sydney always awesome. It's in Sydney, so I'm okay with that.
Collingwood and Adelaide. I'm gonna pick Collingwood because i think
it's raining in Melbourne on the weekend and the crows
are really good because I've got tall dudes that take
marks and it's hard to take marks when it rains.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Ma, you're really dumbing yourself down here.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
You've gotta have confidence, even when you don't believe in yourself.
Have confidence. I never believe in myself ever.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Being the smart person isn't doing anything for me.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
So I'm trying to be the average person because the
average people are beating me on this tipping website. One
hundred and eighty two thousand people are beating me. Yeap,
what No, We're coming one hundred and eighty four thousand,
nine hundred and forty eight out of four hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
And fifteen thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Oh you still have rich Man, Oh, Collingwood, Port, Adelaide, Gelong.
I'm tipping Geelong because one, I think that they're probably
going to beat us.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Two if Port winds, I'm still happy. That's where I'm at.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh okay, yeah, that's fair enough.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Okay, GWS, Freemantle Giants, but who cares? Dogs?

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Essendon Bulldogs are pretty good. I think they'll win probably
maybe not. Whatever, Can you please have a bit more confidence?
Richmond North Melbourne probably North.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Oh yeah, yep.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Brisbane Melbourne Brisbane. Let's see, I can have more say
about that game. Brisbane will win. Last one for the round,
West Coast and Kilda. I'm gonna pick the Saints, which
means that West Coast will probably win their first game
for the entire year because they've picked and Kilda.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
So now you are armed with that knowledge and do
with it what you will.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
I reckon this is going to be your best week ever.
This is how this is how people win. I win
random things in my life having no idea what I'm doing.
I once won the Australian Poker Hero competition. Poker Hero,
I want a poker competition with professional poker players. I
was the only person in the media there and I
won against all these people and I got a spot

(03:03):
in the Aussie Millions in Melbourne, and then I had
to got another guy to play for me.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
I won. Hell, I had no idea what I was doing.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Do you even know poker?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Hair? No, this is incredible and I won ten thousand dollars.
But I gave it to a charity. Yeah, isn't that nice?
Maybe should sometimes?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Oh my god, next week it's my tips.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
If this week goes great, idea, it's in consideration, all right, Hey,
coming up to next Hailey tot tea not good for Diddy,
bit of Diddy drama.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
It's all unfolding.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
It's all unfolding, and it's actually just so gross. It's
gonna get worse and worse. This guy needs to be
locked up forever. Hope he dies in jail, allegedly.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Allegedly. You're right,