⚡MINI: Ali Clarke's Breast Intentions!

Ali Clarke has teamed up with Cancer Council SA to raise money for breast cancer research with some wonderfully dark humour! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
My hard podcasts here more Mixed one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the free iHeart.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
App In a strange little throwback, can everyone please make
some noise and welcome Ali Clark to the CEO.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
God have I throwback?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
That's like cool these days? That's cool? Is that just
like a way of saying not as old and relevant?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
And you are very relevant. You're more relevant now than
you ever were, thank god?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
So why are you here?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Why?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Why are you coming in? Are you the third co host? Now?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
No? No, I'm actually coming in and asking for help
because I've got this idea. And you guys know how
when I had ideas, how many times you would go
you might do that this time? All right, So here's
the idea. As you guys know, when I left had
a bit of boob cancer smashed it in the face.
Everything's going great, health is wonderful, but obviously a lot

(01:03):
of people aren't going as well. So I thought, well,
how can I do something it's a little bit different
to raise money for breast cancer research and everything else,
And the cancer counselor say, who are awesome supporters of
mix as well? And so I thought, you know, The
one thing that really stood out to me when I
was diagnosed. People were kind of awkward about what they
say and what they do around you. And no one's

(01:26):
had a card to sent me that I really appreciated
im like.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
A Hallmark card they do.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
There's no greeting cards for cancer.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Do you want?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
How do you make cancer fun?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Though? Sorry about the tumor? Some of this right? And
so then I started talking to a lot of other
people who you know, a lot of listeners that still
keep in touch. I'm getting together with them and we're
putting out a range called Breast Intentions, and we've got
a few ideas, but we're throwing it out to people
to come up with their own.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Very uncomfortable doing this, Ah, is it the kind of
thing that you can say but we can't say.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Well, okay, here's some of the ideas that we have.
All right, I love it. Cancer is a bitch, Lucky
you're a bigger one.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, so that you can only give that to a
certain type of friends.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
What about this? You always had to be the center
of attention, didn't you. Yeah. Sometimes life gives you lemons
when all you wanted to keep was your melons.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yep, alright, okay, so there's different.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Levels of it, right, I think you're the tits.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I like that. That's good. I asked chat GPT to
help me, yeah, because I was like, what do I do? Actually,
caid some good ones tell me if this is too
far here today, gone tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
We actually have that down as one as well. Yeah, yeah, good. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
And it's not a tumor.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh wait, it is.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
You write a tumor?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
How do you write?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
M A? It's not.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
I want to know how dark you're going with the
humor because I had one more written down here, but
I don't know that it sells too many cars.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Okay, So here's the thing. There's all different levels, right,
and that's what we're doing, and we're throwing it out
to people. So if you want to get involved, we're
just getting fun on the socials. Who with unseasoned greetings
dot com dot you will follow the socials, check them
all out. So I am happy to go dark, but
you could buy that for me. You'd know that if
you're going to buy a card for somebody to know this,
you know them right?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
And does it depend on what's where you are in it?
Like you've just found out you're not going to get
the card tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
And I'll give this to you.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
We are nervous.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
I don't because you don't have a big you know,
emotional intelligence.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
It's just on the front.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
I can do anything. Come on in front of the card.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
To me, it's quite plain. All that says is I
would die to have boobs like yours.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Oh that's a bit far.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
The boundary.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Clark keeping up with unseasoned greetings on these unconventional cancer
greeting cards.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yes, when are they available breast intentions. We're looking at
getting them out and you can start ordering them pretty much.
We'll do a quick drop now. But also once people
give us their ideas, we'll have it all up and running.
And yes the proceeds will be going obviously to cancer
Cancel of essay, but and a little bit to this
amazing South Australian small business as well. Thank you so

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muching to me. So can I have my job back? Not?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
You know, I think

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Back to bed.