⚡MINI: Debate After 8 - Men Get Better With Age 🧑🧔👴

Hayley & Max go head to head in today's debate - Men get better with age - Hayley is on the affirmative, Max the negative!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I heard podcasts, him More Mix one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hailey Pierce and Max Purfint heads ahead on one topic,
sixty seconds on the clock. Now today, it's your husband's birthday, Hailey.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, Jimmy's forty eight and he just keeps getting better
with age. If you look Instagram, you can see I
did a story last night on my page about when
because we met when he was twenty three and now
he's forty eight, and you can see him just getting better.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
And better and better and better.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
So annoying that guys are like that, No, you get
salt and pepper and girls like, oh yeah, whereas we
get salt and pepper and you're like, oh much.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
I want to say, boys, good forever.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I'm going to argue the negative of that, because obviously
everyone doesn't get better with that.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Men get better with age. Affirmative Hailey Pierce. In your
Time starts now.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
May I begin with exhibit A.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Hugh Grant, Hugh Jackman, the guy
who played Gay Org in the Sound of Music, Keanu Reeves,
Paul Rudd. They've all been marinating in their ruggedness an
old man's sweat, and it is working for them. There's
a reason why women have big age gaps. It's not
about the money or even about the looks. It's about
the man. We want a man. We don't want boys.

(01:21):
Men relax into their masculinity. You stop flexing, you stop
trying so hard. You know who you are, what you want.
You know how to fix things, and that's hot. Max Burfort,
this is brilliant news for you girls. You think he's dreaming,
now you wait until his perfectly parted hair has a
sprinkle of salt and pepper and at Dambo hw Grand

(01:41):
Verbes and Burjoe. Ten years ago people would say you
look like Renee Lawrence, and now you are a selemn member,
hungy spunky dory man.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Men get better with agian. If you don't think so,
you're a selfish pickle Lawrence. Yeah, thanks God.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Actually I put the word selfish piggy mind. Also, you
can't compliment me as part of your argument. That's not
how it works.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Why not I said you get better with age. You
in twenty years is better than you now.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
All right, Okay, I don't know where I'm going I'm
gonna have to add live myselfish pigs.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
I don't think i've written in argument.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Let's say we get better with age negative max perfecty
time starts now, right.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Let's start with the basics. Your body literally cannot improve
with age. That's just biology. Your cell stop regenerating, they
pack their bags, they buzz off.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
It's not a glow up. It's a slow down. There's
the hair.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
First, it does go great, which is great, it's a
very distinguished lawyer and a bad TV show. But then
it falls out, and then only trip to Turkey can
really save you from there?

Speaker 4 (02:40):
What else?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
You can't really have two beers without needing three days
to recover. When you're young, you bounce back. You're fun.
The fun continues, go on dates all the time. When
you're older, pallel results in like two day house arrest.
There's the creaking, there's the cracking. Every time you stand up,
you sound like an old pirate ship. You're not getting
better with age. You're becoming a heritage listed building. The

(03:01):
real kicker is the algorithm. Blokes hit a certain age,
they become staunchly far right or far left. They're stuck
in an endless Facebook echo chamber, they can't escape and
they don't want to hear any other alternate views because
they become selfish pigs.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
So, no, men do not get better with age.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
We just get older, louder, Australia, bolder, a little bit
more annoying.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
I think what's happened though, In all like in all honesty,
men do get better with age, But then there's a
point where they tip over and they become the man
you just described, which is our dad's. So you're hot
until you're our dad, until you're like sixty your dad, Yeah,
but he's like a young dad. It's when they become
like really set in their ways.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Adelaide, what if you reckon third? Ain't one? O?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Two?

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Three?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Do men get better with age? Come and have the
debate with us, and I'm a bloke, it's okay. We
could take We can cop the criticism if

Speaker 4 (03:54):
You think we're getting worse.