⚡MINI: Hayley Prank Calls Burgo's Mum!

Hayley Prank Calls Burgo's Mum!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Brilliant day for South Australians today.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Today is the day that we are going to start
saving lives because the social media band has begun for teenagers.
Anyone under sixteen can't use social media, which is excellent.
And we've been talking this morning about what we used
to do because we grow up with no social media,
none of that.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
I don't even have a phone.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I used to genuinely throw rocks in the creepy yeah
the house.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Do you want me your home phone number?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Seven nine eighty six one night.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, eight three, one, six, four five nine.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
What about old people? Why do they answer the home
phone by saying the number, yes, seven ninety.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Six one nine Hello. Hello.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
So we were all about as growing up.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
In the nineties.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
We were, you know, calling home phones and making prank calls.
And I'm so chill with my kids doing that. I
would much rather than do that than doom scroll.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah. I mean, there's some things that we used to
do that I would not recommend, Like I got busses
doing graffiti. A friend gave me a tag, Oh my god,
graffiti the rotunda next to the house.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Don't do that.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
And then some old Karen from the neighborhood marched me
back home and was like, your son just did graffiti.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, I don't do that. That's that's that's so.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
There's something we don't recommend about doing my back in
the day. But some things were a bit of harmless fun.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, don't be a tigger. All right, I'm about to
do a prank call. This is what this is my jam,
this is what I used to do in the nineties,
and I'm quite good at it if I do so
so myself. I'm going to call Burgo's mom. Now, just
keep in mind, Burgo's mom is addicted to Timo, loves
it so much.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
And she's lovely to the point where she's potentially a
little bit valible.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
She's so lovely. She's got an American accent. I love
her so much. I hope she doesn't recognize my voice.
So I'm going to make it real nails naically for it.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
All right, let's do that.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Hello, Hi, is this Antoinette Burgess. Yes, it is Hi, Antwinette.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
My name's Amanda from Team in Australia.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
We're just doing the rounds for Christmas, just to say
thank you to our most valued customers.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
And I know that you're a big fan of Temo
try not to be, but I am. I know.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
We have noticed that you have a very active account
with us, which we are so grateful for. We love
yourself and you're actually in the top three percent of
users in your age bracket using TIMU.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Which is fantastic. We would love to fly you to Sydney.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
I don't know if this interests you to be the
face of Temus Seniors. We've got seven people already locked
in from around the country and you would be our
Adelaide representative.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Are you interested in that? Really, this isn't a gag
or a scam.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
No oh no, I know it sounds like it's a gag,
but it's definitely not. We have got like seven people
from around the country to be the new face of Seniors, which.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Is a new bracket for us because generally we're really
for the young people. But you have just outdone yourself
with very funny guys.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I can't believe you've done yourself. Bum I was going
to offer you a five thousand dollars good buy the
whole website.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
I was so offended by the Seniors.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Honey, I love that you are a teaming fan.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
You guys. I don't even know what to say.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
I love you, Eddie.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
I was so offended. I thought, how do you know
I'm a senior.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Probably judging by this stuff you're buying, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
How can I be in the top three percent? And
that was also offensive because I thought I'd be higher
than that.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
I love you, Edie, love you. Oh my god, it's amazing.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Can we please bring back the Frank Cole?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
We got three two more shows after this? Can I
make some more Frank calls? Is really fun, very very
good at that.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
I'm looking forward to hearing more of those