⚡MINI: Perth Councilor "Accidentally" Ends Up In The Crazy Horse 💃

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
Ever, gone for a beer and looked around and gone
in a second. This is this isn't just a bar.
I am in a strip club. I have not done
that before.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Nige Jones has. Nige is a counselor from Perth. He's
come over to Adelaide on a weekend recently for some
council business. He's gone to I don't know, a conference
or whatever the hell you do. And Nige has wandered
into the Crazy Horse on.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Probably the most obvious strip clubs.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I think everybody's been there from time to time, and
if you haven't, let me describe the front of it
for you. A gigantic neon sign that says crazy Horse
review review with a clearly naked woman sitting on top
of it with her legs crossed. Niger's walked in there
because he said, couldn't sleep, just had an early flight
in the morning. I want to go out for a beer.

(01:10):
Pick the first bar that was two minutes from.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Me because he stayed on Homeley Street, didn't mate because
Homey Sred is all bars. I walked in there.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
A few minutes later, a girl walked out. She was
skimpily dressed, and that's when I realized what was going on.
So sculled my beer and I left hang on.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
So it wasn't the blue lights, or the volua chairs,
or the pole in the middle of the room.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
The lady going, I'll give you a lap dance a
twenty bars exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Now, look, all of this is fine. You can go
to a strip club. You're an adult man, Nige, do
whatever you want. It's fine. There are much worse places
to have a beer.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
He then went home to Perth and he submitted an
expense expense claim for while he was away for costs
associated with the conference trip, including a beer at the
Crazy Horse. Someone the taxman's picked up and gone, mate,
this is how do we claim this.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Someone in the council has picked up and gone.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Now, Nige, we all take the piddle a little bit
here when we're doing expense climbs.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
But the Crazy Horse their mate. I didn't realize it
was a strip club. Guys, did he put anything else
on there? Did he get any other services while he
was there? No, So he's just had the one beer.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Apparently, and as a result of that, he now has
the counsel on his back, and he's been ordered to
undertake an education course on ethical decision making, and he
also has to provide a written reflection on his action.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
So he's going to go and.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Write a little apology letter saying I now know that
as a counselor, a member elected counselor, I shouldn't go
to strip clubs and try and claim it on expenses.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Can I just say?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
You know, when you get your records and it will
say where you spend your money?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
So on his thing it would have said crazy horse.
Do you think in his head he'll be like, Oh,
they probably thought I was just going to go and
see some horses.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, they probably thought I was had a farm. He
had a farm. Has had a drink at a farm,
the fruit box at a farm. I had a beer
at a farm.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Back anyway, I think strip joints a really good place
to do business. Myself and a maid of mine who
worked at an appliance retailer, we sold a fridge at
a strip club to a stripper.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
What do you mean she needed a fridge and we
said come in on Monday. We got talking abo god,
what did you sell her. Was it a smack box?
Oh my god,