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Speaker 1 (00:10):
I heard podcasts him more mixed one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app.
One of our favorite stories over the weekend. There's a
serial pitch invader is British. His name is Javo, all right,
and you could look at him and he's on Instagram.
Yeah I know, and he's a bit of a lad.
Javo's a big dude. He'd be at least one ninety
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and ninety five centimeters tool would have to over a
buck like he's he's big. Yeah, hard to miss him.
People keep missing him, Security keeps missing him. Javo was
on the weekend standing with the Kangaroos, which are our
National Rugby League national rugby league team, during the national anthem,
and he's standing at the end of the line with
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his arm around Cam Munster, so and fully dressed up,
fully dressed, he's fully kidded. The camera just sort of
pans along the line and he's there's just Javo there
and Cam Munster, who is very good at NRL. He
is a very good rugby league player, just said I
didn't realize that it was a problem that he was
out there with us, so I'm going I try to
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get him between me and him and look at him
like nah, and then he goes again, can I.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Stand next year and hold you?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I was like, oh, yeah, right, I do.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
But I just assumed that he had like a corporate
package or he had summer cream that he could jump
in with the hands on and I'm like actually, and
then I realized it was there was a guy that
does that stuff, got a regular So pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
You got me?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
How did no one pick up that there's a random
man standing with our team.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I also love that there's a player in our national
rugby league team that's like, yeah, we've got a corporate
package where someone can come and sing the national.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
He's just one of those dudes.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
He's one of the corporate pos.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
And do you know what it is?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
He's obviously dressed up and so confident that everyone just goes,
oh yeah, he's meant to be here.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
So that's his stick.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
He's done it before, right. So there's photos of him
in the English national cricket team. He's in full whites
with Javo and number sixty nine on his back.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
He's made it out for one of them.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
He's been in the English football team before has managed
to walk on to Wembley Stadium the Olympics. He snuck
into the Olympics closing ceremony dressed as Team Great Britain member,
and there's all these videos of him right next to
the stage, just like taking selfies.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Does he get fined for this fine piece?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
But that's his thing. So he's got a massive social
media following, so I'm sure he makes more than enough money.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
So here's the guy that would streak at Markup Day.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
He's the guy if you've ever had one of those
guys that ran through your school.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Streeting through the quad. He's one of those guys, right
and old school.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
He's grown up and this is his job now is
to pretend to somebody else just streak.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Do you know what's funny? I reckon. I was what
thirteen years ago maybe Burjo and.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I were doing a radio show together and we were
at the Logis right, so we were doing the red
carp stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I was pregnant, so I was like, I'm going back
to my hotel room. I feel sick. I don't want
to go to the actual Logis path.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Burjo decided to not have an invitation, so you crashed
you did what this guy did well.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I snuck into the logis, into the actual setund I
had red carpet access, which got me to a certain point,
and then I was able to get into the ceremony.
And so all night in the logies, all the ours.
As soon as the ad breaks come on, the stars
walk out and they go have drinks in the hallway
and talk to each other, go to the toilet, and
then all these seat fillers come in and sit on
the sit on the seats, and so I just hopped
around all night. I was in Molly Meldrim's chair when
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clearly and won an award. I was on the Home
and Away table when they won an award, and Johnny
Ruffo rest in Peace, said to me, come up with us,
come up with us. Sat next to the real housewife.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Did you go up on stage?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I couldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Could you imagine that? Irene's up there? Alps up there?
Who sat in the back bird shot?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
But people were just like, if you're part of the cast,
if you're like clapping along with everyone else, like that
must be the guy that you know.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
He does tech, he's the guy that holds the boom, microphone,
don't pay attention.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I wish I did. And then I was eating dessert
off of Shane Crawford's plate from The Footy Show, and
this seat filler next to me. She goes, I don't worry,
I won't tell anyone. I said, mate, I'm not a
seat feller. I've crashed this thing.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I'm not like you. I'm even lower.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
That's really good.