November 23, 2025 • 5 mins
The Green Flags To Find in Men's Apartments
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
I heard podcasts here more mix one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Mix one or two point three. Haley Max in the morning,
twenty four past seven. It's okay, Hailey Pearson.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
We'll wait for you, shall we?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
This always happens. It's a shame because I sort of
need her for this one.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You can talk to me, Come on start.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
There's a list of green flags in men's apartments that's
going viral right. A woman has come up with it,
and I would love to ask another woman, preferably Hailey Pearson,
what she thinks of all of the green flags in
a man's apartment?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Where is she? Did she go for a week?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Is that what happened?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
She has gone for a week.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
She's gone for a week.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
She's gone for a.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Way anyways, asks for permission before.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Thank you, producer Bella. She did.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
We gave her a time on it as well. I
hope she hasn't had any issues.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I hope she's doing right now. I hope she is
on the toilets hearing this and stressing out.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Hurry up, stupid toilet, your problem, Leave it for someone else,
all right?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
She's back.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Everyone.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
There's a list of green flags in a man's apartment
going viral.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Yeah, green flags good, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Because it just red flags because men of the worst
blah blah blah, disgusting men's suck. Actually turns out men
can be okay. So here's some tips for the blokes
out there. And I want you to tell me, Hayley,
these are green flags for you.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You can't need to wash your hands or anything.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
No, I've washed my hands alcohol Jellvy harry On.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah. Expensive candles, that's a green flag apparently.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Yeah, you don't want cheap candles.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Nice candle, yeah, nice hand.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Soap, yes, that's a big one.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Actual toilet paper, not single ply, like what you'd get
in a public toilet.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
If you have single ply, I judge.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
You free ply immediately.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Yeah, and I want a live soap South Australia's own
all right.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
If you're a single woman and you went back to
her bloke's house and he had clothes on the floor,
red flag, right, no clothes on the floor, no dishes
in the sink.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Yeah, but you're also painting a picture of someone who's
very like a perfectionist that I don't like. If you're
too neat and too tidy and too dat.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
I can't be myself, Like I can't flush a toilet
and leave toilet paper in there.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
You know, you're okay with dishes in the sink bloke's house,
like if.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
There was a tea cup and like something else on
the side, it's okay.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I don't want to be too perfect.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Women like go into these situations and go, oh, I
can fix him because he's a bit disheveled.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Nah, you want a little bit.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
You want to be a man, right, so you want
to have like a manicured lawn, so like tidy. You
want tidy and clean, but you can be a little
bit messy.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
That's okay. As long as it's clean.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
You're not going to like a few of the other
green flags.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I don't think. Okay, what have you got owns?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
A hair brush?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
No, that's gross.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It's weird, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Guys that blow dry their hair, that's also weird.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Where do you stand on yeah they are? Where do
you stand on clean sheets?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Yeah, you've got to have clean sheets. That's the biggest
turn off.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Smelly, rotting sheets that have brown stains on it is disgusting.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I'll give you one more more than two things in
the fridge.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Neither of them expired.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Yeah that's good.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Open their fridge and it was just like there's there's
half a can of coke and there's you know, an
apple in there or whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Nothing else. No good, You're out, you leave straight away.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
Well, it's hard to put myself in this position because
I'm married to someone who's a perfect man.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I was like.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
When I met him, he was living with his mom
and dad.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I think this is I think that this is a
bit flawed.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Max.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Sorry, I don't want to go against me, but you're
not a woman.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
What do you know?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
It's because psychopaths can be neat and tidy and have
all you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
No, I'm with you on that.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
It's too perfect.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
It's too perfect. And then I feel like I can't
be myself. Do you know what I mean? You want
to be? You want like the perfect combination.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
We want a lot.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
I definitely don't want any photos of you around your house.
That's weird. I wouldn't mind a dog there.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
No photos of yourself would be great.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Now, you don't want to walk into a guy's house
and he's got photos of himself.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
We got photos of you and Jimmy in your house.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
I've only got one photo of us, and it's the
two of us together.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
It's all my kids and the dogs. I don't want
to shrine of myself everywhere. It's my house.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
So what do you want to know, Maxview?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I want to know, seeing as this list appears to
be slightly flawed, what are the green flags?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
If you this is for the gows.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Yeah, this is good.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Call in and tell us the green flags in men
so that we can all adjust if we ever happen
to become single again. And I know right, I need
three plyed toilet paper, or I need one teacup, but
not three dishes in the seink like you said candle.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
But now I'm thinking about it, I actually think that's
a turn off. Why have you got a smelly candle?
You're too neat and pretty.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
This is what I need. This is the help that
all the fellows need. So we need ladies out there,
the green flags in men that you you want to
see when you go to their house
I heard podcasts here more mix one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Mix one or two point three. Haley Max in the morning,
twenty four past seven. It's okay, Hailey Pearson.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
We'll wait for you, shall we?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
This always happens. It's a shame because I sort of
need her for this one.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You can talk to me, Come on start.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
There's a list of green flags in men's apartments that's
going viral right. A woman has come up with it,
and I would love to ask another woman, preferably Hailey Pearson,
what she thinks of all of the green flags in
a man's apartment?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Where is she? Did she go for a week?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Is that what happened?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
She has gone for a week.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
She's gone for a week.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
She's gone for a.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Way anyways, asks for permission before.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Thank you, producer Bella. She did.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
We gave her a time on it as well. I
hope she hasn't had any issues.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I hope she's doing right now. I hope she is
on the toilets hearing this and stressing out.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Hurry up, stupid toilet, your problem, Leave it for someone else,
all right?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
She's back.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Everyone.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
There's a list of green flags in a man's apartment
going viral.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Yeah, green flags good, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Because it just red flags because men of the worst
blah blah blah, disgusting men's suck. Actually turns out men
can be okay. So here's some tips for the blokes
out there. And I want you to tell me, Hayley,
these are green flags for you.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You can't need to wash your hands or anything.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
No, I've washed my hands alcohol Jellvy harry On.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah. Expensive candles, that's a green flag apparently.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Yeah, you don't want cheap candles.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Nice candle, yeah, nice hand.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Soap, yes, that's a big one.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Actual toilet paper, not single ply, like what you'd get
in a public toilet.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
If you have single ply, I judge.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
You free ply immediately.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Yeah, and I want a live soap South Australia's own
all right.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
If you're a single woman and you went back to
her bloke's house and he had clothes on the floor,
red flag, right, no clothes on the floor, no dishes
in the sink.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Yeah, but you're also painting a picture of someone who's
very like a perfectionist that I don't like. If you're
too neat and too tidy and too dat.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
I can't be myself, Like I can't flush a toilet
and leave toilet paper in there.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
You know, you're okay with dishes in the sink bloke's house,
like if.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
There was a tea cup and like something else on
the side, it's okay.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I don't want to be too perfect.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Women like go into these situations and go, oh, I
can fix him because he's a bit disheveled.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Nah, you want a little bit.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
You want to be a man, right, so you want
to have like a manicured lawn, so like tidy. You
want tidy and clean, but you can be a little
bit messy.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
That's okay. As long as it's clean.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
You're not going to like a few of the other
green flags.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I don't think. Okay, what have you got owns?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
A hair brush?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
No, that's gross.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It's weird, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Guys that blow dry their hair, that's also weird.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Where do you stand on yeah they are? Where do
you stand on clean sheets?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Yeah, you've got to have clean sheets. That's the biggest
turn off.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Smelly, rotting sheets that have brown stains on it is disgusting.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I'll give you one more more than two things in
the fridge.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Neither of them expired.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Yeah that's good.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Open their fridge and it was just like there's there's
half a can of coke and there's you know, an
apple in there or whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Nothing else. No good, You're out, you leave straight away.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
Well, it's hard to put myself in this position because
I'm married to someone who's a perfect man.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I was like.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
When I met him, he was living with his mom
and dad.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I think this is I think that this is a
bit flawed.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Max.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Sorry, I don't want to go against me, but you're
not a woman.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
What do you know?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
It's because psychopaths can be neat and tidy and have
all you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
No, I'm with you on that.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
It's too perfect.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
It's too perfect. And then I feel like I can't
be myself. Do you know what I mean? You want
to be? You want like the perfect combination.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
We want a lot.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
I definitely don't want any photos of you around your house.
That's weird. I wouldn't mind a dog there.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
No photos of yourself would be great.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Now, you don't want to walk into a guy's house
and he's got photos of himself.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
We got photos of you and Jimmy in your house.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
I've only got one photo of us, and it's the
two of us together.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
It's all my kids and the dogs. I don't want
to shrine of myself everywhere. It's my house.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
So what do you want to know, Maxview?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I want to know, seeing as this list appears to
be slightly flawed, what are the green flags?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
If you this is for the gows.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Yeah, this is good.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Call in and tell us the green flags in men
so that we can all adjust if we ever happen
to become single again. And I know right, I need
three plyed toilet paper, or I need one teacup, but
not three dishes in the seink like you said candle.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
But now I'm thinking about it, I actually think that's
a turn off. Why have you got a smelly candle?
You're too neat and pretty.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
This is what I need. This is the help that
all the fellows need. So we need ladies out there,
the green flags in men that you you want to
see when you go to their house
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