⚡MINI: The Most UN-SEXY Thing About Hayley & Max

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
Today's question is for you Max, What would you say
is the as a handsome man, thank you is the
most unsexiest thing about you.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Have an easy answer for this, straight off the rip.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Good.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Let me in our house.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
We have.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Like a wardrobe.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
It's not a walk in wardrobe, but like a wardrobe
where everything sort of gets wedged into a corner. That
are my jumpers and then a T shirt sort of
t shirts they get wedged in coming out off of
the jumpers. I have not really thrown out any jumpers.
I don't buy lots of clothes, but I haven't thrown
any out for years since we moved in, because who

(01:02):
throws out clothes?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
I add to it every now and then.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
And as you get more and more jumpers, they get
compressed against each other, and the ones that don't get
much of a wear very often it just does to
smell like musty clothes.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Yeah, a bit of a stink.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
And I noticed this because I was like putting these
jumpers on, and I was going, I don't want to
smell like a musty boy.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah, there's nothing worse roast.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
So what I did is I jumped on Amazon and
I bought twenty five scented coat hangers. They smell like
so they're little hangars, they're perfume sachets. They're just sort
of like a little paper bag with bits of like
pop pury.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Honestly like potpourri popury.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
I always say pop pury.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, I've gathered popoury and I've hung them up in there,
and they reduce all of the musty smell. The side
effect of this is that I've got five perfume sashet
rose flavored rose scented coat hangers in there, and they
smell exactly like your grandma's house.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Do they smell like an Ana? Do you remember an Ana?

Speaker 3 (02:14):
The perview? No, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Why would you choose to get floral? Why wouldn't you
get vanilla or something?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Smell this, Sasha?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
That is so Nana. If you smell like that, I
would be so turned off you.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
So I'm wearing a jumper right now.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
It is it smells like I've had that sashet in
my jumper.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Yeah, it's roses and foul floral.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Disgusting sprays that women spray on their face, which brings
me to the most unsexy thing about.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
A rosewater spray.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
The most unsexy thing about me and my wife has
pulled me up on this is that a lot of
the time I will smell like grandma's house. Yeah, because
I would rather smell like grandma's house than musty old
man clothes.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Pheromones is a big thing. You need to just love
the smell of your partner.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
So, if you, if Elasa, and if I was to
come home from work, give her a nice.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Big cuddle, nice big lady.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Over fifty percent of the time she will pull away
and be like, oh, we gotta get rid of those
rose hangers. Yeah, so cross, they are not sexy, all right,
that's good.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
So the unsexy thing about me is I smell at
you grandma's house from time to time.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
You're gonna stop doing that chucking me in the bin.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I don't want to smell musty. I don't want to
smell like grandpa's house.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
I'd rather smell like a grandpa than smell like a rose. Really, yeah,
it's just you smell like a nana. I'd love to
hear from other people about what you find the un
sexiest thing about your partneries. Yeah, yeah, mine's probably the
I had a really unsexy moment yesterday in the kitchen.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
I don't know. I had chickpeas this week.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I feel like I had a bit of gats and
came in to give me a heart and I was like, wait, stop,
you can't go here. We have to move to the
under other end of the kitchen. He's like, you know
what follows you. I'm like, no, we can't stand in that.
We have to move to the end.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Of the kitchen.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Done a little too to the kitchen.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
That was probably quite unsexy.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
I would suggest fighting is unsexy. What is your unsexy
thing about you or your partner?

Speaker 3 (04:14):
I late than he wanted two three