⚡MINI: Why Is Hayley Pearson Becoming A Japanese Burrito?

Can Futon Therapy Cure Rowdy Behavior? We Test it Out on Hayley

Hayley gets wrapped up in plastic wrap and carried out of the studio by producers to test whether the Japanese method of “futon therapy” could help calm rowdy people down. Hilarity ensues.

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Can you go on Mike four please, because I thank you.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
I'd just like to move around and just keep it
on your toes.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
There is a reason that Haley is in a different
position of the studio because we're about to do something.
Hailey is about to solve all of South Australia's crime problems.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Okay, can we go to Japan quickly?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Because I think we need to learn a lesson from
the amazing Japanese people. They have virtually eradicated gun crime
in Japan.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I got to a stat on this for you because
I knew you go to talk about this. We have
twenty five and we don't have much gun crime. We
have twenty five times more gun crime per person than
Japanda in Australia, do we Well, it's because of this.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
We need to do this so when this is not
just a when people have got weapons in the city,
or they're getting into a fight, or they're really drunk
or just rowdy disorderly.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
We've all been there. We've all been down Hindley Street
and seen that and been part of it.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
What they do is rather than just coming to arrest them,
they swoop in and they wrap them up like a
burrito with a futon thing, and they carry them out.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
They carry them away, and that's just sort of takes
all of the air out of the situation.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
It's so amazing the amount of times I should have
been carried away when I've had too many drinks.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Really, I would like to test this theory right now.
I don't have the foods on burrito wrap. While we
continue to talk about yes, we do have like saran wrap,
clean wrap, and you're.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Going to wrap me up in clean rap.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Okay, it's going to wrap you up right now while
you and I continue to disorderly.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
And I'm in the middle of the city. This is
not a joke, guys, this is actually.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Oh, you're starting with the Bella is wrapping you up.
Producer Bella is wrapping up. Yeah, gotta strap those puppies down.
You're going to strap those puppies down, Hayley, Just this
while while you're being wrapped up, what you think about
your actions? And I want you to to talk us
through if this is helping you go, Oh, you know
what this is actually making me feel a bit calm,
or he's making me angry.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Okay, do you know what you.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Know the whole weighted blanket thing which helps his anxiety
and things like that.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
That's kind of what it's like. It's calming me. Right now.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
I'm feeling quite tight like a burrito, and I can't
get out, and I'm literally.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
We've now got two police officers in here.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Producer Lucas joined producer Bella. You need to be a
bit more rowdy.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
I get where's my gun?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
No? No, you're on Hinley straight. Haley. You've just been
kicked out of You've been kicked out of cherry. You've
been kicked out of a cherry, and you wanted to
have one more pound of pulse with your mates.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
A pulse. I want to get it.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I want to get somebody, get her a lemon ruski. Okay,
you don't feel much better?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
No, but I want someone to carry me out.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Well, I've got a bad ankle.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Burjo can do that. I'm actually attached to my microphones.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Just unplug her headphones so she can't hear anything. Carry
he's picked her up. He's not quite picked her up. Bergo,
you're big enough to pick her up. You're a strong boy.
Everyone pick her up. Woman's carry her out of here. Fantastic.
They've left the studio. I would go to a song,
but I don't know how to do that on the buttons,

(03:16):
So in the meantime, if you're listening Grant Stevens and
South Australian Police, I think we can call that initial
test successful, not really that successful.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
I love that