⚡MINI: Your AFL Grand Final BBQ Cheat Sheet!

If you're attending an AFL Grand Final BBQ tomorrow, and don't know a thing about footy.. we have you covered! Here is your cheat sheet to get you through any conversation that pops up so you sound like an expert!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I heard podcasts here more mixed one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the free iHeart
app AFL Grand Final tomorrow Brisbane, Geelong, Geelong probably the favorites.
You'd expect them to win. Brisbane a little bit sore,
a little bit injured. But you know a lot of
people out there don't really care.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
No, we just have Grand Final parties because it's a party.
It's Australian thing to.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Do, right.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
We love a party, we love our mates, we love
a Barbie.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
So Hailey, for example, doesn't care who wins, doesn't know
anything about the game.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I want to help you, Hailey.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, thanks. I want to help the people of Adelaide
with things that you can drop into your Grand Final
conversations at varied levels of spice, depending on how spicy
you want your banter to be.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Okay, en time, mild, mild.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Entry level to start with, butter, chicken spice, Okay, no
offense at all. It's a flavor we can all enjoy.
Your banter is how do you think Locke Nils Calf
is going to hold up?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Now? This has been the biggest story of the week. Yes,
it's everywhere. It is the biggest story in football of
the week. Who's Locking Locking?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Neil is Brisbane's co captain. He's from South Australia. He's
one of the best players in the AFL. He has
had a bad calf. He's come back early from the calf.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Right, Okay, yep, it's good.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
It's easy for you to drop in and you've asked
the question. So it means that the other person can
fiel about themselves by answering it and you.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Have to just not long ago. I agree, you know
I did that all the time with you. Perfect, absolutely perfect.
How's Locky Nil's calf going to hold up? That's your
entry level. Let's go up a little level here.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Let's put some chili oil on your pasta like little
bit of lamb call me here, maybe a little bit
of spice. That Bailey Smith sure rubs a few people
the wrong way. I wouldn't mind if he did that
to me, if you know.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
What I mean. I'm not going to say that it's
a little bit of spoe. What do you mean? If
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Oh, it's just a bit of fun, you know, it's
a bit of playful band Bailey Smith Locke, Nils Calf
is the biggest story.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Bailey Smith is the biggest character.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
A lot of rule loser saying this stuff because they'll
be like, who what that makes no sense. It makes
a lot of sense because you don't have teenage daughters.
Your teenage daughters love Bailey Smith.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
This is the guy we googled this week with ripped
abs fifteen pack. Yeah, he's eating grass or something. No,
that was the brown leag medalist. That's cool, I got it.
That's fine. That's why I'm here.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
He was the one that will speed dealer Sundy to
the brown long blonde hair headband.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
He will be a very good player. He is also
a sex symbol.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Let's warm up a little bit more now, Perry, Perry
chickens that sort of the next level up.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
That's pretty spicy. I got four levels. This is the
third level of spice.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Gonna. It's going to leave you wanting to blow your
nose afterwards. You can do this if you've got Crows fans.
Do this to the Crows fans. Gez. The Crows could
have done with someone like Patrick Dangerfield in the finals. Now,
this is spicy because it's a little bit cheeky, because
he was a Crow.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Also, the Crows could have done with him in the finals.
Your flip side of it is you go to the
port fan so you want to pee off in the
room and you say.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Oh, what's the record lost in a Grand Final? Because
it's nineteen points? Did you So? Okay, can you write
these things down for me? Okay? Yeah, okay?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Last one? This spicy as spice. It may be two
spice if you're rad here, but we're here. Carolina Reefer spice,
Vinderluo spice, Mike drops spice.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
You walk into the living room where everyone's watching the
TV in the middle of the Grand Final and you
just say, guys, I think Isaac Creagan had a point
and then you walk out