"My Son Ate My Dad!" - What Would You Do?

"My Son Ate My Dad!" - What Would You Do?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
But right now, imagine this. You haven't earn with your
father's ashes.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
In the it's respect. It sits at home. It just
sits sort of on the mantelpiece. It's a nice way
to remember Dad.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
You just go into the kitchen to get a cuppa
and you come back out and your toddler is neck
deep eating your dad.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Oh my god, when your son eats your dad ushers
my son hussy and my dad's.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Slushyares this on Instagram where it was just like, oh,
I have watched this so many times, and Haley says,
neck deep in dad's ashes.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
The kid has the ashes like he's managed to take
the top off, got ashes all over both hands, all
over the mouth, and it's like wet at this point,
Like clearly a lot of ashes have been in the mouth,
Like I wouldn't imagine.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Great like cigarette ashes.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Well, no, like if you have a really well done steak,
it's not that good, and this is just an extremely
well done This is a human, it's just dust.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
It's such a like and as them as the obviously
you can't get angry at your kid because it's a toddler.
They don't know what they're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
But you can make a funny video with your English accent.
Oh my god, God, when your son eats your dad
eats your dad, what would you do? Are you going
to get are you going to get cremated? Or are
you going to get well?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
With my parents? I will keep them at my house.
There's no way.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
They will say to me, you would get them cremated,
but then keep them a home.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, they want to be spread over Nepal. They want
to be spread over like beautiful. Yeah, but no, But
I love my parents and I won't tell them. They sorry,
they're finding this out now. They will stay with me forever.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
That's their wishes. I don't care. I want them to
be with me. Would you want them in your house?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Because I don't want them up in the top of
your alps, being the top by the birds.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Where are they be in the house next to my bed?
So weird, Hailey?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
I love my mom and dad. What would you do?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
What if you and your husband Jimmy are having a
nice evening together and moves to the bedroom and mum
and dad are just they're watching on Mum and.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Dad's eyeballs are actually dust by now, like that's the ashes.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
You're not aware of what ashes are. So you're saying
the ashes don't really mean anything, in which case there's
no point in you keeping them in your house. Is
that what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
You don't have the actual parts of their body watching.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
You want watching very familiar with that's how it works.
You don't just have a hand of Dad over there
and Mum's fought in the kitchen. I get how cremating
works as an Italian. Do you get cremated all of
Mum's side? A lot of them are in like paying
them cemetery together. It's just like next to each other.
And then like Grandpa died first and then there was

(02:45):
just a plot next to him for years, vacant because
was going to go there.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
That's such a weird.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
I really do enjoy going. I don't enjoy, but it's
really nice going to a cemetery and having peaceful and
it does feel like you are visiting them instead of
there's and earn that I look at when I'm watching
an add on TV, and I don't anymore.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I think. I think that's what happens.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Though.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
When you hold onto ashes for too long, you can't
let go of them, so it's almost like you have
to spread the ashes straight away, otherwise you'll never let
them go.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Let them go to Nepal, Let your parents go to
ne Paul. They don't want to watch you and Jimmy
getting into it.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
My mom actually said to me she actually wanted her
body to go on the top of Nepal so the
birds could eat it and she'd be giving her body
back to the impractical Mom.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I know we have to pay for a plane ticket
to fly your dead body to the top of the
to the top.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
There's no attitude.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
I couldn't breathe while I was doing Bernie, you were
burning all right, Thurne and one two three. We want
to know. We want to know what happened to the ashes?
Did your child eat them? Just like our good friend
in the UK, Have you got god one when your son?
Have you got the ashes? What's happened to them? What
are your crazy ashes stories? Read it?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Did it fly back in your face? Always an option.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
We'll take your calls next with Haley mac So make