South Australia: Is Your Kid Dumb??

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
As I got home last night, and I'd asked the
eldest daughter, the one that we have most of our hopeing,
to actually just put some spaghetti and make the pasta
on the stove. And I came home to find her
cooking it in the frying pan. I've realized I might
have a dumb child. Leave from Fulham. When did you
know your kid was dumb? Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I actually had to send a thought.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Well, I got a message from a fellow mum who
had to let me know that my son got bitten
on the tongue by a turtle.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, she was so apologetic. She said this was not well.
She when she messaged me, she said, this is not
a message I thought I was going to have to
send today. But my darling little son decided that he
was going to pick up the turtle, hold it to
his face and say he's going to eat it like

(01:01):
a sandwich. No, and on the top, Oh my godly.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
The coolest thing about this is not only is your
son dumb, but he's got clearly slow. Thank you, Lee.
That is priceless. Debbie from old Dinger, Where did you
work out your child was dumb?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
And my daughter didn't know? She had a bathole?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
What didn't have one?

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yeah, she didn't know she had one. She thought it
came out the wee wee hole everything there. Yes, she
didn't know she had a butthole.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh so did you wait until she was eighteen to
tell her?

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yes, this one when she was about Kennel twelve. Oh
my god.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
So yeahs.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Everything and try to explain everything, you know, But yeah,
she didn't realize she had a bathole.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Oh I love her, Debbie. I don't even want to
know what she was not wiping. Then she's