The ONE Thing Max's Wife Does That Drives Him Insane!

The ONE Thing Max's Wife Does That Drives Him Insane!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Huge dramas in our household.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hailey, Oh god, you never fight with your beautiful wife Eliza.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Massive domestic over really important things. English muffins. Yum, that's
what we're beffing on about at the moment. And to
join me, I thought, let's just put it out in
the open straight away. Is my wife Eliza? Good morning, Eliza,
good morning. I just want to paint a picture. The
other day. We go shopping every single Sunday together and

(00:27):
it's our thing, our food shopping. Neither of us likes
doing it, so we do it together. Eliza at the
moment for breakfast is eating eggs on English muffins, very nutritial,
nutritious even thank you, Hailey, Oh you're so annoying.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Does he correct you all the time?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
To Eliza, that's what.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
He does to me every day.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I know it all all right, guys. Anyway, we come home,
come home with a new baget of English muffins, and
we store our muffins in the freezer, because muffins and
crumpets get off in about twenty three seconds when you
take them out of all these or culls. We saw
them in the freezer. I opened the freezer to put
the muffins away, and what do I find in there

(01:09):
but five packets of the last muffin, just one one
muffin each packet, so you get what four or six
in a packet. Eliza eats them all and then leaves
the last one in the freezer, wrapped up, and then
we have to buy a new packet. Lies, can you
please tell everyone why you do this?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Don't do it on purpose. I don't even have a
logical answer. I just in my head, I'm like, it's
not good.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
The last one's bad.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
I wish I had this really good excuse, but honestly,
it's just like an IX thing. I was like, ah,
and there's a whole new packet, and I was like,
I'll get one from a new packet.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I know, but you can have it, mate, you can
have it just right for breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
It's cereal, fix it up.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Sometimes I put this back up Mate's side. I also
get it because the last muffin goes a little bit icy.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, and ice, and then when I defrost it, that
like corner that's icy goes soggy. I don't want that.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Liza, can you please eat in the kitchen at the moment,
can you please open the freezer and count how many
muff and packets through in the freezer for us at
this very second?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
What about? Can I count? I'm about to have breakfast?
Can I count?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
You take? You can take one offs.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
At least four singles?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Four singles in there, four singles that we bought on
the weekend. So here's what's what I'm proposing, is that
I'm going to come home. I'm gonna put those four
singles all in one packet together, and I'm going to
put them next to the new packet. And you're not
about to tell the difference. She will, I won't. You'll
just eat them.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Honestly, I probably won't, and I'll probably just eat them.
And I don't have any excuse, but it's just the
thing I'm going to probably keep doing.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
So deal with it, Max while we've got you on
the finalizer, because obviously he's perfect. Does he do anything
at home that annoys you?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Oh my god? Yes, we have a quilt cover and
you know how you get a nice match in two
sets of pillows that matches your quilk cover? Yeah, same pattern.
He changes the sheets the other day, put too white?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
What a nice domesticated husband changing the sheets cool.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
And then he's picked random pillow case and we've got
five pillows and all of them were random. None of
them matched the Quilk cover, none of them matched the
sheet that was on the It was just five random
ones who's pulled from the cover.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
They were all clean, weren't they? Didn't that feel nice?
Clean sheet?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
A pork power?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Okay, yeah, you need to beat all this poor power stuff.
It's I mean, you can be a fan, but it's ugly.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
We're grown adults, Like, we have to have matching at
least match the color of the sheets.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
At least two people that see that bedroom white.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Sheet and then a completely different quik cover, Like, what
are you doing?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
I love this.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
We need to actually sit down and talk about all
the things that he annoys us about.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
I have to think about it.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
All right. Thanks, that's enough. That's enough from you. Two
third A and one O two three. We want to
know about annoying habits that your partner has, whether it
is the sheets, whether it is the last muffin in
the freezer. The smaller the better, as long as it
annoys you. Everyone's got one