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July 31, 2025 6 mins

You'll be SHOCKED by what Hayley does when no one is watching!!

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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What's the weirdest thing you do when no one's watching?
You do some weird stuff in front of us? What
do you do when no one's watching? So I imagine
it gets even weirder.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I do do a lot of these things. Something that
I do that I probably feel I shouldn't do. I
know it's not the right thing to do, but I
have very little self control, so I am forced to do.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
This thing. Is you know when you need a little sweetie.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Oh yeah, mate, just need.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
A little sweety after that meal, Like I need something sweet,
just a little square of chops something. And I'm a lollyphine,
like I love I love lollies, and sometimes this has happened,
not just lollies, happening with cheesecake and things like that.

(01:11):
If I can't help myself, I know, if it's in
my house, I'll eat it.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
So I've got a rule with my husband. Don't buy
me lollies.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
We can't have lollies in the house because I don't
trust myself. But if they're there and they're open, sometimes
I'll put them. I'll put them in the bin. But
that's not enough because I don't trust myself to go
into the bin.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Wait, because you would reach into.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
The bin if I'm desperate for a sweetie, you reach.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Into your household bin to get a sweety back out.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
I just don't trust my if it's a clean bin,
I don't trust myself at all. So I get spray
and white and I spray the said food that I
don't want to eat with that, and then I won't
do it.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Sometimes even with like pasta, like I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
You know, when you have spaghetti, you can't stop eating
spaghetti because it's so good and the text are going
down your throaties is so good. Sometimes I add so
much chili because I know that I won't eat it,
but my husband will be.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Otherwise you won't be able to control yourself.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Sometimes, Yeah, you know when you're just like because I'll
get to a point where I'm busy and I've forgotten
to have lunch and then I'm all of a sudden
instant starving and you have to have something and then
you start eating it.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Then you can't stop. So a little bit of self
I bat it with self control.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I didn't realize that you had such an addictive issue
like to some of these sweets.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I've actually grown out of that the lolly phase, because
I've had I have. I've forced myself not to have
them some heaps better now with lollies. I can see
a bag of lollies and not have to have one.
I don't have constant battles in my head like just
have one, just have one. You just want that little
pineapple right there.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Has this been something that you've done for a long time?

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, don't remember doing with the cheesecake once when I
was like a teenager and I have a little slice
and then I go, oh, it's still there, and another
slice a.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Slither sprain white. So if you put it in the bin,
it's not enough to go in the bin. You've got
a sprain wipe it.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, because I don't trust myself.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
So you've eaten out of the bin before.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
No, No, I don't think I've eaten out of a bin,
but I do.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
I know my capability. Have you never done this? Have
you never? Can? You obviously have all the self control
in the world.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Don't you make this isn't about me vague? Like high
and mighty. This is about me not eating out of bins.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
All right, Gavin Westlakes, what do you do when no
one's watching?

Speaker 6 (03:29):
So I grow facial hair really really quickly, and I
don't want the shaving for it, probably like maybe once
a month, and I always do it when the missus
is out of town. Well that just at work. And
when I do it, I shave about four or five
times throughout the whole day. So I can see different
characters through my facial head and I love that.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Which is your favorite character?

Speaker 6 (03:48):
So like I always start like the big mutton chops
and the goaty and then there's the chopper mustache and
it gets smaller and smaller, and it's almost like I'm
taking like fake ID photos. It's just kind of a
stupid thing.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
I like to do really fun.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yeah, no one else.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
Seeks me do it, but it's fun.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Gave the final boss and the final bit that you
might shave would be a mustache. And there's a very
famous let's call it a Charlie Chaplin mustache, which was
then taken on by a famous dictator. Do you ever
do that little mustache in the middle of your nose
at the end of your shave well.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
I specifically didn't want to say that one, but no,
you're right. I do a Charlie Chaplin. Yeah, Charlie Chaplin.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Is what I do, just to see what it would
look like.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Wonder if that will come back into vogue. I doubt
it happened.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Can we before we wrap this up? Can you do you?
Can you admit something that you do? Sure?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
What do you do?

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Save space? Gab? Shared something there? I get it.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
What do I do around the house when no one's watching?
I assume that everyone does it? But yeah, you pick
your nose every and then, don't.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
I love a good.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, yeah, especially when you'd be like out, like like.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
In the Flinders Ranges or something day.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
And you just pull it out and it's like a
little bit black and dusty, like you know what, that's
better out than in.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
And I don't have a tissue on me.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
I don't carry a hanky because I'm not nine hundred
years old, So sometimes I just have to pick.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
I'm not going to Bushman's irks. I'm not playing Oh no,
that's gross. There is no other way to get it out.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
I get it. I think we're all on the same
page for that time.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
I love a good old gouge our producer, Luke, what's
the thing you do when no one's watching?

Speaker 3 (05:26):
I sniffed my fingers.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (05:28):
I like, it's like I feel like it's like a
hygiene thing, like if no one's like a round.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
I was just like, have a quick little like of
my fingers to smell like it's all clean.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
I don't know what are you hoping?

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Is like the hands soup, but nice lovely things like
I don't know, fingers are like they touch everything.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
We said this is a judge free zone, but we're judging.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Luke all right.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Coming up next, let's put Haley's lack of willpower when
it comes to a sweety little treaty.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
To the test.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, so you said your favorite sweeties were lollies and cheesecake.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
I have one of those things here, and I.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Have he's gonna watch me eat like a weirdo.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Have some bins?

Speaker 3 (06:07):
You're gonna put cheesecake in bin?

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Varying levels have been Have you got some spray and whitey?
I want to see what happens
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