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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Tin to tear yourls, tin to tear yourls, tin to
tear yourls, tin to tear yours, tin to tears tins.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Everybody.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah, this is where we're all terrified of dating in
twenty twenty three because there's nothing like what it was
when we were all dating.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
So we live vicariously. Three U shamelads. So give us
another one of your tindertails. So this is I'd say,
this is the most embarrassing tindertel I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I mean, wow, I had some pretty bad ones, big fella.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, I have, but this one, Yeah, this one one
really cuts deep.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
This one.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I only remember for a long long time when you
had to call no, no, no, no, no, no no, don't
come on, let's go. I'm already fine to be able
to I do that all the time. Now I'm already
covering my face. So let me start with this.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
When I was very, very younger, when I was like
seven or eight, I've never seen a cat before.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Right, is that the most embarrassing?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I don't love that. Where do you go?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Cat?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Well, I guess because I didn't know that I'm allergic
to cats, and so my parents, you know, they kept
me away from cats. And remember when we had some
new neighbors came in. It was a long haired cat
and met padding the first time, and Mom, I love cats,
and turns out I was super allergic. So this ridiculous
like reaction. My eyes puffed up. I was like elephant
for the entire day. Sure, and so just so, now
I've gone through life, you know, trying to avoid cats.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Lots of people are like that. You know where this
is going. I'm worried. So I rocked up to this
lovely lady's house and she had not a needy she
had one cat. She had about three cats warning signs warning, Well, how.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Long are you in said house before you realized there
were three cats? Well? Yeah, okay, so the first five
minutes I knew there was one cat, but it wasn't
untill we And it wasn't until we got into the bedroom.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Two other cats popped up.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
They just like lay on the bed.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Because Max, when you did your dog when you're in bed,
did your dog jump up and try and get involved?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
When you mean in bed, you mean in bed? Yeah,
in bed every now and then you probably shut the door.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
You cannot have animals in the room if you're having
special cuddles. No, you don't invite them in obviously, you
know they come on you guys, check this out.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
But they don't have free will. You can pick them
up and put them outside and shut the door.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
If you were inviting cats into your bedroom, I think
you want them there, which is a whole other thing. Okay,
another door wasn't shut, so it wasn't you know. And
two more cats popped in. And there's a lot of
cats around. Yeah, And I thought, and I did, think
of my allergies. I'm like, god, alergies. And then nothing happened.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
That's great. Oh you've grown your because sometimes it happens, righties.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
And then it was about three quarters of the way
through the big event, and then I remember her saying
are you all right?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I'm like, well, I don't know what you're talking about here.
I thought it was great. She goes, you stop stop
saying that. Stop. Do you want to You're you just
want to go to the bathroom for sea. I'm like,
what do you? And then I met and I remember
that when I talked, I remember going what.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
And then so when I went into the bathroom there
it was not only had my eyes like fully puffed up,
but my lifts.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Were like and I thought my lift I was lot
the guys on the gurneys, we're.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Gonna go, tell you go.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
And I had a massive allergic reaction to the long
hair cats.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
And then this is and the most embarrassing part. I
had to go back and I'm like, oh, the flores.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
The cat.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
And then so she had to faster in the fuck.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
At that, And then so she had to go get
a wet flannel from the kitchen. And then we spent
the next forty minutes her patting me down with.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
A wet towel in like I was the cat. She
didn't so she didn't vote you out.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I guess is that I've always wanted to.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I have also got a very controversial question.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Is that the only thing that swells the same question.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
If you have genularly, if you're having allergic reaction, does
it only go on your face?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I ate three hundred one two three. Here's a question
I want.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
To ask, what have you had to give up for
your partner? So there's no way it could be in
a relationship with this girl. She's got cats. I'd have
to say, get rid of the cats is.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Not going to work for me. Itching my eyes is
thinking about this.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
So what have you given up for your partner? Maybe
this allergic reaction or something. Maybe it's something you hated
them doing, Like you know they play golf every weekend.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You say, you know you've got to give that up
in order to date me. These are the questions I
want to know right now.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Bigger one.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, we don't eat mashed potatoes. It's not an allergic thing.
We like potatoes. Eliza hates mashed potato.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
So you've given up mashed potato.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I've grown out my whole life eating mashed potatoes probably
once a week. I love making mashed potato, and now
I don't eat them any more.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Wow, do you ever sneak out and get like a
CAFC mashtato?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Little potato
Tin to tear yourls, tin to tear yourls, tin to
tear yourls, tin to tear yours, tin to tears tins.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Everybody.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah, this is where we're all terrified of dating in
twenty twenty three because there's nothing like what it was
when we were all dating.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
So we live vicariously. Three U shamelads. So give us
another one of your tindertails. So this is I'd say,
this is the most embarrassing tindertel I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I mean, wow, I had some pretty bad ones, big fella.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, I have, but this one, Yeah, this one one
really cuts deep.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
This one.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I only remember for a long long time when you
had to call no, no, no, no, no, no no, don't
come on, let's go. I'm already fine to be able
to I do that all the time. Now I'm already
covering my face. So let me start with this.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
When I was very, very younger, when I was like
seven or eight, I've never seen a cat before.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Right, is that the most embarrassing?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I don't love that. Where do you go?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Cat?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Well, I guess because I didn't know that I'm allergic
to cats, and so my parents, you know, they kept
me away from cats. And remember when we had some
new neighbors came in. It was a long haired cat
and met padding the first time, and Mom, I love cats,
and turns out I was super allergic. So this ridiculous
like reaction. My eyes puffed up. I was like elephant
for the entire day. Sure, and so just so, now
I've gone through life, you know, trying to avoid cats.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Lots of people are like that. You know where this
is going. I'm worried. So I rocked up to this
lovely lady's house and she had not a needy she
had one cat. She had about three cats warning signs warning, Well, how.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Long are you in said house before you realized there
were three cats? Well? Yeah, okay, so the first five
minutes I knew there was one cat, but it wasn't
untill we And it wasn't until we got into the bedroom.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Two other cats popped up.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
They just like lay on the bed.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Because Max, when you did your dog when you're in bed,
did your dog jump up and try and get involved?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
When you mean in bed, you mean in bed? Yeah,
in bed every now and then you probably shut the door.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
You cannot have animals in the room if you're having
special cuddles. No, you don't invite them in obviously, you
know they come on you guys, check this out.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
But they don't have free will. You can pick them
up and put them outside and shut the door.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
If you were inviting cats into your bedroom, I think
you want them there, which is a whole other thing. Okay,
another door wasn't shut, so it wasn't you know. And
two more cats popped in. And there's a lot of
cats around. Yeah, And I thought, and I did, think
of my allergies. I'm like, god, alergies. And then nothing happened.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
That's great. Oh you've grown your because sometimes it happens, righties.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
And then it was about three quarters of the way
through the big event, and then I remember her saying
are you all right?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I'm like, well, I don't know what you're talking about here.
I thought it was great. She goes, you stop stop
saying that. Stop. Do you want to You're you just
want to go to the bathroom for sea. I'm like,
what do you? And then I met and I remember
that when I talked, I remember going what.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
And then so when I went into the bathroom there
it was not only had my eyes like fully puffed up,
but my lifts.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Were like and I thought my lift I was lot
the guys on the gurneys, we're.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Gonna go, tell you go.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
And I had a massive allergic reaction to the long
hair cats.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
And then this is and the most embarrassing part. I
had to go back and I'm like, oh, the flores.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
The cat.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
And then so she had to faster in the fuck.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
At that, And then so she had to go get
a wet flannel from the kitchen. And then we spent
the next forty minutes her patting me down with.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
A wet towel in like I was the cat. She
didn't so she didn't vote you out.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I guess is that I've always wanted to.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I have also got a very controversial question.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Is that the only thing that swells the same question.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
If you have genularly, if you're having allergic reaction, does
it only go on your face?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I ate three hundred one two three. Here's a question
I want.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
To ask, what have you had to give up for
your partner? So there's no way it could be in
a relationship with this girl. She's got cats. I'd have
to say, get rid of the cats is.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Not going to work for me. Itching my eyes is
thinking about this.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
So what have you given up for your partner? Maybe
this allergic reaction or something. Maybe it's something you hated
them doing, Like you know they play golf every weekend.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You say, you know you've got to give that up
in order to date me. These are the questions I
want to know right now.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Bigger one.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, we don't eat mashed potatoes. It's not an allergic thing.
We like potatoes. Eliza hates mashed potato.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
So you've given up mashed potato.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I've grown out my whole life eating mashed potatoes probably
once a week. I love making mashed potato, and now
I don't eat them any more.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Wow, do you ever sneak out and get like a
CAFC mashtato?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Little potato
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