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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here more Mixed one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart
app Trouble Trouble, Trouble Trouble, Hailey Pearson.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yesterday you came to us with a passioned and impassioned
plea homework.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
It's ripping my family apart.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It is.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
My kids hate it, annoying. I get in fights with
them all the time. We had people calling in saying
you're right, Haley. I agree with you. Homework's no good.
It sucks with my family.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Aggressive right now, what have I done?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I could be straight agressive if you wanted.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I don't want that aggressive ace of yours with your
big boggley eyes.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Who's being aggressive? Now? Your shirt's undone again?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
By the way, all right, I'm a hot mess.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
You are a hot mess.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I got sent an email after someone had heard your
break yesterday complaining about the homework, suggesting maybe Haley needs
to look after our own backyard. In that email, someone
in this company has forwarded me there are eight different
training courses which we have to do as part of
(01:22):
working for ARN, which is the parent company of Mix
one or two point three. You have done zero of
the compulsory training course.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
We keep getting these stupid emails and I just delete them.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
None of us like them. I always do them when
they're over due.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
What do we have to do training? We just talk
on the radio.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
That's sort of quite a big deal.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I can't get into my computer to be able to
do that.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
So we have eight compulsory training Have you always done that? Yeah,
you've done zero of them.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Everyone here so, not just me and Vigo, all of
our producers, all of our bosses.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah, comes up, nods.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
It's watching one of those training videos and answering questions.
I don't have time, so let me.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Go through what you haven't done, just briefly. No one
else cares respect in the workplace.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
That one.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
It's quite obvious.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I respect the workplace.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Cybersecurity awareness, privacy awareness, workplace, workplace, workplace. I haven't completed
learning how to speak, workplace health and safety awareness, commercial
radio code training, safe work procedure, practical jokes and horseplay
and on air and digital escalation policy. Horse places not
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to do with actual horses. Horses done the training.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
So what I wanted to do for you right now
is just maybe I could give you a quick little
crash course.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
No, I don't want to do homework. Can I tell
you something about myself at home?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It's just work when you're at work. I don't want
to do work, is what you're saying?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
What to do work? I in school? I worked my
bum off. Was I worked so hard? As soon as
you twelve finished a plus Hayley hung up her boots
and I just stopped giving a crap about anything, isn't
it Uni?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I just wanted to pass.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I didn't care about anything becoming I'm all evidence every day.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
I've got twenty three thousand unread emails. I just don't
like life. I just want to have fun, mate the
paperwork stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I'm going to give you three questions from our cyber
cyber Security Awareness training.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Crve me off air if I fail, take me off
air question SEP.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
This is question ten in it. What is phishing? Is
it a method of encrypting emails?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I love fishing?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Be a high tech way of catching fish see sending
authorized emails for work purposes, or d sending fake emails
to steal personal information? D said with confidence, Yes, of
course it is.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Thank you the first thing I thought of that time
I went fishing for cart Yeah. In the Murray River.
You're supposed to book cart back by the way.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I've got another one for you've been working on You've
been working on a project with sensitive team member information
while finishing.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Up some work on brain is not thinking about this good.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
You get called away from your desk urgently. Someone's talking
about fish or something and you have to leave. What
should you do before you leave your desk unattended? Select
all that apply, tuck your chair in, leave your screen
up on the project work. Ensure there are no sensitive
printed documents on your desk.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Log out of your laptop.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Why is this even a thing? Who cares? Who cares
what I do when I go up to the bathroom
or go to someone else's desk. I'm not going to
do anything.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
You're doing none of those you reckon.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
There's some some loser around the station that's going to
go and steal all my IP.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I can tell you that doing nothing is the wrong thing.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
You just put your close your laptop. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, you close your laptop, you log out, and you
ensure that there are no printed sensitive documents on your head.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Anybody else hate this paperwork stuff?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Well that's good.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Last one for you and I wonder where your mine's
going to go with this question. It's three words. It's
very simple. What is whaling.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
When someone's trying to have a baby.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
It's not.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
And we have opened up a whole can of worms
in it this morning.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah, we've gone down a little side road today because
I got sense an email from someone within our company
saying you should probably tell Haley to do her compulsory
training because she's done none of it, and she may
be one of the only people in all of Australia
that works for our company but hasn't done the compulsory training.
So we're talking like the little if you work in
an office, you probably get these, your little cybersecurity awareness quiz,
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the privacy aware, let's respect in the workplace, please safe
work procedure.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
All of this stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
There's eight of them, eight modules that everyone else in
our team has done.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I don't want to do it, but it's done it.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Box ticking exercise though no one cares. And also when
we're learning them, we don't care. We're just copying each
other anyway.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
A point, but if you open up your emails, I
don't open up my emails exactly.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
If you want to contact me, you text me everyone
knows that I have twenty three thousand unread emails.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Or you walk right here into the studentdo, which is
exactly what Michelle Murphy's done.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
What Michelle, Hi, are you going?
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Yeah? Yeah, me too. I'm going to leave with you
in solidarity.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
That's it.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
I hate these things. Yeah, I can show you a
cheats way to get through it if you really want,
because I don't want you to go anywhere.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
No, I don't want to like look to be honest,
I only said yes to this job if it was easy.
The second it gets hard, yeah, I don't want to
do it anymore.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
We've crossed the line.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
I'm here for you though, if you do go. Oh.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
All the sisters were all together, Haley and Michelle will
agree with me here. I didn't read any of the
literature when I did it.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I just skipped straight to the quiz because I have
a brain, and it's like we have brained.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Do you open links from mysterious emails? You click?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
No? Just quickly? Michelle, would you do Hailey for her
if she paid you?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Money?
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Are you talking?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Whatever?
Speaker 6 (07:05):
You want? The cheap way to do it? I've been
doing this.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
For years say that on the phone. Yeah, it feels
like that.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
We do have Kira, who is from the network a
r N national HR I believe calling from Queensland.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Kra the one that's been emailing me.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Lonstock here is one of the many that have been
emailing you NonStop.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
Here, good morning, Good morning, Haley.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
How are we okay? How are you?
Speaker 7 (07:35):
I'm feeling a little bit offended. You delete all my emails?
What's fun about?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
To be honest? When I see your name pop up,
I just think it's up like a group all or whatever,
and I would just like delete move too.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
How they say dear Haley at the top of them.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Yeah, but I think.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
I'm going to be honest. It stresses me out so much.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
I actually don't know how to get into the porthole
wherever you call it.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I never how to get in there, and when I'm there,
I'm like, I just don't have time. It's too hard.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
I think it's not just me, it's just HR.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
You don't like I like you as a person. You
sounds so hell would you know?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
You never apply to her emails?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
And we would be really friends if you lived in Adelaide?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Heirah, can I say to you.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Hailey is Hailey is lovely, and she comes across as
really lovely right now, However, she did just say this
about you directly two and.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
A half minutes ago. Two and a half minutes ago.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Anyone from AhR emails me, I'd literally go straight to junks.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
They're not emailing anymore. Straight to junk. She's putting all
your emails.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Kira, Kira, I'm so sorry. You have a very important job.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I just think you what happens next if Haley doesn't
do these What happens? What are the legal requirements here?
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Well, look, at the end of the day, it is
a legal requirement. And as you're the only person who
hasn't completed these and not just hasn't completed them, but
over one hundred and thirteen days they've been due, you
might have to take you off air.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Oh so I won't be able to talk on radio
because yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
It's not even not completed, it's not even starting.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Do you know what does that mean? I cannot come
into the station. I would love a day off. I'd
love a sleeping and just to hang out with my
boys in the morning.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
It's all days off. It's not with a salary. I
don't want this to happen, Haley.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I would like you to do this so that you
can stay on air with me, because they quite enjoy You're.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Nothing without me.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Are you putting words in my mouth? Come on say it?
What about me on air and digital escalation policy? About it?
If you've done it?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Any last words to Haley, any last encouragement before we.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
Move on, Please do it, Hailey.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
Otherwise you're coming off here.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
So you're breaking up here. You're not there anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
She is, It's perfect, she's gone.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
In the weather.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
This one falls under the eighth one. You haven't done
practical jokes and horse play.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
I'm good at practical jokes.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Well, then you'll be fine in the course.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
You're nothing without me.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I'll stop it.