#161: Coombs Losing His Shit

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The gut wrenching feeling when you lose something valuable (07:07)

Do airports make you horny? (22:14)

Getting a neck-wrinkle from sleeping (24:59)

Churi’s mission to remember lyrics (31:33)

Silly Goose Era - Take 2 (40:15)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It just really stood a couple of mitches. Hello, yeah,
race yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yeah. No, one says the word turn as an adult.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Kids would be like, can I return?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
You don't say that she as an adult? Can I return?
In your car? I want to turn.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Michu and Mitchell coos hello, yeah, hello, and I mean you,
Mitchell code, I'm backs.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
What do I mean smart back?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Not much at all. The horniest episode of all time,
apparently last week, is what I was.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I've heard yeah, yeah, I've heard that you were getting
your flirt on.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
No, no, I think our guest was getting their flirt on.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
I will say not to start roomors and start ship.
But Sean did say to me, I just think that
Mitch and Louie would make such a good couple. It
was so lovely to hear them together. And it's like
mate cheery could flirt with a venus fly trap and
have good chemistry. That's just what it's like. It's a flirt.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I think I'm matched with one of those on Hinde
this afternoon. No, louis gorgeous, and he was great, and
he was funny and he was charming. But I did
miss you.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Thanks Dalin. I brought back your Sivinya, don't worry.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Oh my god, shit from New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Oh my god. I also brought our third wheel price
keeper generosiviny but she's not here, so I guess I'll
just be keeping this.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Didn't turn up. Oh my god. So you've been to
New Zealand. Yeah, was it a great trip?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Because just gorgeous. Honestly, I'm in that like post Travels
blues phase because of course my TikTok has started feeding
me all these videos of people in Queenstown and I'm like, oh,
I miss it so much, I'm yearning for it.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
So where did you? Did you just do Queenstown?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah? Just like four days in Queenstown and now I'm
so keen to go back and see more of New Zealand.
And I just say, the world's crispest air quality ever.
I've heard that it was stunning. I had a bit
of a head cold before I left, and it was
fine in New Zealand, and then I flew back to
Sydney and there's all it's fucking smoke and it was
killing me, all the back burning. I literally out of

(02:04):
the plane window couldn't see the city. There was that
much smoke. So that was great from my head cold anyway,
you see here.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Sorry, I'm my god watched New Zealand music. I was
going to get some New Zealand music, but I don't
want to appropriate or anything.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
I don't know if there is anything.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh, I don't want to get in trouble. I don't
think I can play that.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Probably Okay, So I got two snacks. You get to choose,
I guess because Jan isn't here. You can choose between
Kiwi Pooh or sheep dropping?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Can I hold them both? What are they?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I don't actually know, just like chocolate coated something it
says on there.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Oh, so you've got me Kiwi Pooh chocolate colored raisins. Yes,
and then you've got sheep droppings chocolate coated peanuts.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh, peanuts are raisins. That's what your choice is?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Peanuts ras? What do I want? I think I'm going
to go peanuts.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, Jenny can have the Kiwi Poo and you can
have the sheep shit.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
You're so thoughtful, Mitchell.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
There's another thing though, hang on.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
So literally the whole time I was in Queenstown, I
kept seeing this gorgeous rock and crystal shop. Oh yeah,
it was called Hetty's or something. It sounds like heterosexuals.
I mean like, oh, I want to pop in there.
I want to pop in there. And then as I've
got my suitcase ordered the uber to the airport, my
friend goes, fuck the crystal shops right there. You should
pop in while you've got a chance. The uber was

(03:17):
coming in four minutes. I ducked in and got you
and Jenna a little crystal.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh stop it. You went to Hetty's.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, I went to Hetty's so for you, I got
the the Stone of Protection because you're in your slut
era and I don't want you catching any nasty shit.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Lovely, she's got one prep pill in it that's so sweet.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
It's like a little cluster of rocks. So it kind
of looks like a ball sacked too.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
It does, and it's like a metal mesh sack. Yeah,
with like a whole bunch of different crystals in it.
And the prices on the midge that's not cheap.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
With the Oh shit, I didn't realize there's prices on that.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
It's impressive.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Its supposed to be there. And then Jenna, I got
the stone of balance because you know she's a workaholic.
She needs some balance and she's a klutz.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
You know. Yeah, I'm gonna wear this the whole show.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Oh gorgeous? Is it?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I should? Oh? Mitchell, I love it so much.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Have you tried your sheep shit?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
It'd be rude for me not to try them, because
sheep are very famously kiwi right, because.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I didn't see one sheep? Can you believe? Really, the
whole time I was a New Zealand, I was keeping
an eye out, did not see one sheep.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
The sheep droppings are delicious. I try them.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh yeah, amaze. By the way, that's not what sheep
droppings actually look like. I can bount.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, you would know.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I've seen it definitely.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Oh well, Mitchull, that's very sweet. I'm glad you had
a fun time and we did. We did miss you.
I missed you. It's like when you work with someone,
we're basically in a partnership. I can finish your sentence
as you can finish mine. I don't have to like
teeth things up for you, you know. Not no shade
towards Louis, but you know it was like not the.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Usual he's saying it was hopeless.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
He was, well, I had an erection the whole time,
so there was no blood in my brain. So I
don't really remember what happened, but I do know that
it got horny, and everyone said this was the horniest episode.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
I've seen a few people say that, you guys are
just flirting. So I remember saying, oh, it's single on
because I couldn't remember easy.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Louis ye single and the episode dropped on his one
year single anniversary. Hey, he spoke about it. Have you
listened to the episode? No? Will you?

Speaker 2 (05:11):
So I did listen to, like maybe the first five
minutes of you and Louis together, and I realized maybe
maybe I'm not emotionally mature enough to listen to my
podcast without me, because I just felt too foam are we?
And jealous? I was like, no, I can't do it.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Oh, I can't do it. Oh, I get that. It's
like seeing you know your ex for.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
The first He sounded good, and he said something about
he did compliment me and said, like, I'm filling in.
That's a lot of pressure. Heavy is the head that
wears the Mitchell Kombs crown, That's what he said, and
so I was like, great, I've got a compliment. I
can stop listening now.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
He was very respectful of you, which was good, which
is good. All right, Well should we start the show?
We mayo of sheep dropping at a ballsack around my neck.
This is going to be best show out you like,
if it is your first time listening, welcome to Is
it just me? Every week we start the show the
same way. Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate
that iems Mitch doesn't know my ijem, I don't know his,

(06:00):
and we riff what's.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
The other about?

Speaker 1 (06:02):
This week? Mine is actually is continuing on the horniness theme.
I guess it's an observation that I had of where
I am the most horny, and I think it will
truly shock you, but I also think people can relate.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
It's not like parked out a primary school.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Is oh, doctor surgery, Oh we've all seen those times.
I'd say that, oh my god, shocking. I know the
malpractice in those medical institutes I.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Know, and it's all it's like fun sized boys.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
I'm like parent trap dot Com. I'm like what And
it always is like an anal examination. I'm like, that's
an eighteen year old, he's got nothing wrong with his
prostates so off, and they've got a clipboard. I'm up,
what's on that clipboard.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
That I don't want to know?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
I really don't.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
So my agim is kind of about the not so
great things about the New Zealand troop. I guess because
it was beautiful, it was wonderful, but there was a
couple of things that, you know, a couple of things
that were fun. Okay, I don't want to dwell on
the negatives, but I am all right, Well.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Then let's get yours over and done with. I think, sure,
let's do. We can get to my horning this later.
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Is it just me? Did anyone else get a little
bit fucked over by mercury and retrograde?

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Oh? This you've used this egen before?

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, well, mercury is in retrograde every so often, and
I still stand by it.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Well, I'll have you know. We had our astrologist on
the show and I'm immune to mercury and retrograde doesn't
affect me, I.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Know, which is bullshit. I actually message her the other
day because I didn't know mercury was in retrograde, and
I was like, there's just so much disarray occurring in
my life at the moment. What's happening? And so I
literally messaged at Strotash and I said, what's the go
and she goes, I've just read your chart really quick,
and yeah, Mercury's come out of retrograde as of like
the sixteenth or something. So it all added up, and

(07:51):
it all depends on what time you were born, in
what place, your fucking rising sign all that crap. But
I don't know, of course, but this particular retrograde dis
kind of affected travel and general organization, which totally checked
out because I kept losing everything.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Oh, I don't think that's mercury. I don't think that's
anything to do with the planet Mercury. Mitchell, excuse me, am.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
I not usually quite organized. You are out of character
for me to lose shit.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
First thing I lost was before I even left the country.
I was at Sydney Airport. I'd gotten past the point
of you know, checking in your bag security all that crab.
I was near my gate waiting to fly to Queenstown.
I popped to the bathroom and I felt my passport
and boarding pass in my jacket pocket. And as I'm
sitting down on the toilet, I was like, oh shit,
I can't lose these. That would be really bad if

(08:35):
these fell out of my pocket. So I'm going to
put it on that ledge on the toilet, And then
of course I just got up, flushed, wandered off and
left it there.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
I realized pretty quick though, Shit, I left my passport
in the took So I went back to the exact
cubicle that I used, and some guy was sitting there
doing a monstrous shit for twenty fucking minutes, and at
one point he could tell that I was lurking outside
the cubicle. Oh no, I must have been able to
see under the gap on your feet. You get to
see my feet.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
You're an anxious tapper, you're an anxious waiter.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Would yeah, you would have been pacing. And he just
saw these little fucking white crocs at the toilet cubicle floor.
And at one point, without getting up or pulling up
his pants, he just opened the cubicle to look at
me like are you right, and I just went hi, sorry,
I just wanted to look for my slams the door. No,
he just looked at me like, can you stop lurking
at the toilet, and so anyway, twenty minutes past he leaves,

(09:27):
the passport wasn't even in there. Oh no, and so
I thought, fuck, fuck fuck, Hopefully some good Samaritan has
checked my past scene that I'm boarding at fifty five
and put it there. Thankfully they did good. So I
got it back. I got it back.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Oh, someone took it to the to the lounge, but
they saw your gate.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
They handed it to the staff because they saw what
gate I was boarding at. And I was like, oh, thanks, fuck,
it's logically that's what I would have done. So and
checked and they had it and they said, by the way,
love your videos, and I was like, oh.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Fuck, oh very sweet, oh very sweet.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Now they know that I'm an idiot, and so can.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
I firstly, just yeah, love you. That's not me retrograde. No,
it's not. It's because you booked the trip the day before.
That's just because you're stressed and you're unorganized.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
So I'm not sold yet, but I'm willing to be convinced.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Well, I don't normally do spontaneous travel, so it was
a little bit too good to be true. I was like,
surely something's going to go wrong. Because this has been
so on a whim. I just had this gut feeling
that something was going to go wrong. Okay, so the passport, yep,
the passport, and then we get to New Zealand. I
check into the room, and then my friend and I
are going out to dinner and at some point I've
lost A my room key and b my bank card.

(10:32):
Oh fuck yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
The two most imperative items on a holiday.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Literally, And it was out of hours and I was
just fully preparing myself to sleep on the street. I
was like, this is the only option I have.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Wait, did you lose your whole wallet or did they
both just fall out?

Speaker 2 (10:45):
And I didn't want to lose the whole wallet, so
I just took the two cards I needed, didn't I But.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
That's that's not like you. I know, that's very out
of character. They would have just fallen out of my pocket.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Because I had the head cold, I was reaching for
tissues all the time, and so I retraced my steps,
went to the fucking pubn No sign of them.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
As you took bag, you normally carry your little bum bag.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
I'm a mootpacky. No, I didn't take that with me.
I just took the two cards, but so you normally
have that, that's where you'd normally put it. Yeah, I
know that's true.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
It's a very out of character.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Well, I think that's the fucking planet's just, you know,
putting bad luck on my side. So I never recovered
though it is. Thankfully I'm the twenty four hour security
guy let me into my room, so that was fine.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
You lost your bank card in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, I had to get a new one.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Do you have to cancel it?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Oh my, that is the biggest fuck around.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
I actually wanted to kind of catch them out. I
didn't cancel it at first, so I was like, I'm
going to keep an eye my traincation and see where
they're spending my shit, but no one did. After a
few days, I'll just cancel it. And now I'm getting
all these emails like, oh, your fucking phone bill failed
because the card on file doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Oh that's the fucking worst thing of the world.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Such a pain. Yeah, okay, the worst of it hasn't
even come. So passport, bank, card, room care, all things
that I've lost, very out of character. The planets are
fucking with me. The worst example was when I got
back to Sydney, and you know, I had an autometrist
to pointment recently. I doo, Yeah, you told me getting
new prescription glasses.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
They'll look good, they'll reshape your face. I'm looking forward
to it.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
There were two pairs of glasses. I could choose between
two frames. One of them was like seventy percent off.
It was ninety dollars or something bargain. The other one
was like five hundred and something. And I was like, oh,
I really like the xy one, don't I. They're way cute.
They were like tortoise shell with a bit of black
and blue.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Gorgeous, treat yourself. They were them every day.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Well, that's the thing. I thought, it's an investment. You know,
I could have these for years. Even if I have
to update the prescription, I can keep the frame. So
fuck it, I'm going to splurge on the expensive glasses. Yeah,
the five hundred dollar ones nice. And then they said, okay,
five hundred dollars for the frames. I'm now a further
three hundred for the lenses. So we're talking, oh what's
that mass shit?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Eight eight eight?

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, we're talking eight hundred dollars glasses. They're gone, Oh.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
You left the you lost the glasses, Oh matter.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
They're gone.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Where did you lose through the airport?

Speaker 2 (12:56):
I don't know. No, this was back in Sydney. I
actually don't. But I've looked everywhere they could possibly be
and you splurged and you got what did they look
like you? Did you have a selfie? I want to yes, again,
I was doing detective work. There's photos of me that
night at five point thirty in the afternoon wearing the
gorgeous glasses.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Oh, they're round, they look so nice on you. They gorgeous, gorgeous. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
And then by six point thirty there's a photo of
me wearing my friend's sunglasses instead. So at some point
I've taken them off, but I've got no idea where
they are.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Hang on, you're also on a rooftop, right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
So this was just my friend's place for pre drinks
and then we went out and then I don't know
where they could possibly be. Because the long story short is,
my friends are ninety percent convinced that my drink was
spiked that night, and so that doesn't help with the
lost glasses because I don't remember much of the night.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Oh well, then if you drink was spiked and your
glasses are lost. You're not. I think you've got bigger
fish to fry.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Do you reckon that whoever spiked my drink was just
jealous of the glasses and they wanted.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
To I don't actually think that's how drink spiking were.
I think they normally after something else. Your drink was
actually spiked, though, that's terrify Well.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
I don't actually have any proof, right. Basically, it wasn't
until the next day that my friend said to me,
we're pretty sure your drink was spiked because you weren't
yourself at all, and also I didn't even have that
much to drink, so you.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Had pre drinks and then you went out on Oxford Street. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
I had a couple of lines and my friends and
then went to a bar on Oxford Street.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
And I don't remember anything after that.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Really. Yeah, wait, this is I means it genuinely scary.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
I don't know, I don't remember it.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
So okay, hold on, have you been spiked before? He said,
how you?

Speaker 3 (14:30):
No? No?

Speaker 2 (14:30):
No, no, no no. So you know me, even if I've
had a fuck ton to drink, I'm still mobile. I
can get myself home and I can recognize, Oh shit,
I better grab an uber now, I'm going to head home.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
You're strikingly capable. You can always get us to a portal,
and I'm always grab very high functioning.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah, but yeah, apparently I was not at all. And
this part I do remember. Yeah, I was trying to
order an Uber, but I literally just couldn't do it.
And it was kind of like an out of body
experience where I was like, I know how to do this.
I kind of do it, and then I literally just
blacked out in a fucking gutter. And that's why I've

(15:06):
got this bandage on my hand. By the way, I
was wondering, why you cut my hand? I cut my elbow.
I've got this mad fucking bruise. I hit my head.
There's a bump on here because just out of nowhere,
I was just sedated, literally and just lost all my ability.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
You with your friends, Well, at.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
This point, i'd try to do the usual thing where
I'd get myself home because I obviously registered, oh I've
had too much. This isn't good. I'm going to get home.
But whatever was in the drink, if that did happen,
must have been fucking kicking it at that point, because
that's when I just blacked out in a gutter. And
then eventually I don't remember this part. This is just

(15:41):
what I've been told. Eventually, my friend's face timed me
and they were like, where are you?

Speaker 1 (15:47):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (15:47):
We're looking for you, We're worried. And I said, I
don't know where I am. And then one of my friends, Clay,
you know, he said, oh, I recognized the alley way
he's in. We can go find him because it was
a FaceTime, and then they rescued me, sent me home.
But I don't remember any of this.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Oh my fucking god. So do you think, like you
know who? I have no idea, But is there a
turning point in the night that you remember going, oh
I'm fucked now?

Speaker 2 (16:12):
No, no, no, I think I was just that out
of it that I didn't register that, you know, there
was something off. But yeah, my friends were saying, oh no,
there was a drastic change in your whole demeanor. You
went from being your normal self. Sure you'd had a
few drinks, but then all of a sudden you were incoherent,
so out of it, dopey and just not good. And
the next day I said, oh, my god, that's so
embarrassing because we went to a second bar. I said,

(16:34):
oh my god, that's so embarrassing. I didn't even make
it to the second bar. I was so drunk. And
they said, no, no, no, you were there. You came to
the second bar. I was like what. That's when it
started to become really scary. I was like, I don't
remember that.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
That point me at some point in amongst all that drama,
I've lost my brand new glasses. I've gone to the
exact gutter I was concussing, not there. I've checked the rooftop,
I've checked my friend's house, checked all the bars. Nothing.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
I've even done the missing property thing with the police. Nothing.
They're gone. And this wouldn't have happened if it weren't
for mercury and taking retrocraze.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
On my point there is. I don't think mercury the
planet slipped something into your drink at a bar on
Oxford Street.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
I think it did.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Actually, it makes a perfect Do you think they use
gravity to hover appeal and drop it into your drink?

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Gravity ket to meane same thing. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
I'm glad you're safe. That's very worrying. That's very worrying.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Yeah. No, I was a bit like that can't be right.
We would anyone have to gain from spiking my drink?
But then later I googled the symptoms or like how
to know that your drink has been spiked, and I
was like, oh shit.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
How are you feeling about it? That's scary though.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
I mean, I don't know there's something I could have
done differently.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Were sure on there?

Speaker 2 (17:42):
No, he wasn't there that night.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Oh that would have made his busy upset that he
wasn't there to protect his man.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Oh well he was there the next day to pick
up the pieces.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah, of course he didn't pick up the glasses, did he, bastard?
And you couldn't find them.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
He tried, but we literally can't find them.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
That is the worst feeling when you've lost something, especially
something new or something of value that pisses me right off,
and they've just gone forever absolutely or even better when
you find them like decades later, and it's like, well, that's.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
The thing people have been trying to reassure me. In fact,
idiots listening right now, can you please let us know
if you have any happy ending stories about losing shit. Oh,
and then then eventually turning up to give me some
hope that my gord gets new glasses will return because
Sean was trying to make me feel better and goes,
I lost my wallet once and then I found it
in the fridge, so like, don't worry. You could find

(18:26):
it in the most random place. And I thought, I'm
not as stupid as you.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Though I'm switched on Sean, that's the difference.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
I may have been spiked as delirious, but surely I
wouldn't put my glasses in the fucking fridge.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Well, I have one that'll make you feel better. This
is insane. My mum and dad just got married.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
This was like in the nineties, I thought in it now,
I was like, oh have they been living.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
They got married and their friends had a boat and
they were like, let's go out and celebrate on the boat.
It was like the week after the wedding and they
were on the boat in Sydney Harbor and it's one
of those big bows that you stay the night. So
they were drinking apparol, getting old tipsy. The afternoon, Mama's
dancing on the back of the bar and she's covered
in sunscreen, flings her hands in the air. Her wedding
ring flies off in the air, lands in the Sydney Harbor,

(19:06):
sinks to the bottom of the shit bottom of the ocean.
See that's a ride off. You don't bother looking for that. Well, Murray,
the family friend that was there, went no, No, he's
a diver. He dives, So he went, I'm going to
get this ring.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Well, did he need to have his oxygen and shit on?

Speaker 3 (19:19):
No. No.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
It was by a bay, by a beach, probably two
hundred meters out, so it was it was deep enough
for you to get to anyway. He spent all that
day diving, didn't find it. They went to bed. He
woke up the next morning and went, you know what,
I'm just going to do a couple more dives.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
He's like me, he's not ready to let go and
move on.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
I'm still in denial. I'd still like to think my
glasses will turn up.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
We'll get this. He dove down and he came back
up with mum's wedding ring. He's the next day in
the ocean. The ocean.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Maybe I should keep looking, Maybe I should keep looking.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Should we get in an uber at Oxford Street and
do the rest of the show, waltzing up and down,
hands on, hands and knees.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Well, I have a feeling that maybe they came off
in the gutter, and maybe because I was struggling to
use my fe I took them out of the glasses
case because oh, this is the other part of the story. Sorry,
I'm lost, I'm still I'm still dopey. After the spinking
had a drive in front of it. No, So the
next morning, when I finally woke up, the first thing

(20:13):
I thought was, oh my god, I've got all these
cuts and grazes in my body. I must have fallen over.
I hope it didn't crush my new glasses. Went to
my mootpack, got them out and it's just an empty case.
So I have a feeling that maybe when I was
blacking out trying my hardest to order an uber but
it just couldn't do it, I might have put the
glasses on to try and see more clearly they fell off,
and then the fucking street sweeper took them at five

(20:36):
am the next morning.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Should I call City of Sydney? Can you call street sweepers?

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Does street sweepers pick up the remains. So do they
just blow them into the abyss?

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Oh that's a good point. They don't vacuum them. No,
it just flings them up. Maybe they're on like a
street light.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
I so and so that's why I want to hear
stories like that to give me hope that maybe they'll
just reappear. Why no, my friends told me that she
had a pair of glasses go missing and turned up
three years later. Yeah, mate, in different handbag.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Is Mattie McCann's parents are still looking, you know, they're
still hopeful. Just be like Jerry McGahn.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
All right, nineteen years later, someone's going to come out
impersonating my glasses, claiming to be them, and I'm like, bullshit,
that's not my glass, doesn't have.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
The eye freckle. My Oscar Wiley's all right, slide into
our DM's idiots. We'd love to hear your stories. When
did you find something years after all? Not even years,
could be weeks. Just make Mitchell feel better.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
I want to get these stories on the podcast next
week because I want to know how long do I
leave it before ordering the new pair?

Speaker 1 (21:26):
True? True, I love you. It's not Mercury Metro.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
At once a new theory.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
I've had a great couple of weeks. I've had a
great couple of weeks. It's not mercury, it's not the planets.
It's you, all right, well, actually.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
My I mean it's me. I didn't spike my own drink.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Well, you know, allegedly did have Louis on the show
last week. You needed something to talk about, I'm going
to spike my drink, so come back with a bang.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Trust me. I didn't do that on perfectly, I know.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
And are you actually okay? That's very scary.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
I'm fine now. But I went through all the motions
of like, oh no, that didn't happen, as if that happened,
and then I felt a little bit violated at one
point because I was like, oh my god, I think
it actually did happen. But then I'm like, well, there's
nothing I can do about it. I'm a bit scared
of drinking now.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah, no, I would be too. I've got questions for
you that we'll talk about off the show. So yeah, okay,
all right, shall I do my agent?

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yeah, I'm ready? Is it just me?

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Do you believe that the Horne's place on Earth is
the airport?

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Do you know what For some reason, I recall feeling
fucking horny at the airport. Thank you, thank you, And
I thought to myself, what's this about. I'm not even
just making this up to go along with you. I
remember thinking, why am I a bit tubby at the moment.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
I haven't told you this. You don't know, you don't
know what I'm about to say. Wow, I am telling you.
I have never felt more horned up than at the airport.
I have never seen this densely packed group of people
that are so attractive, Like per head. There are more
attractive people at the airport than men are walking the street.
There are gorgeous men and women walking by. And I

(22:57):
think my science is that it's got something to do
with a fleeting moment, because everyone is going somewhere at
an airport, and.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
It's kind of anonymous. You can just be anyone. You
could lie to them and say I'm a dentist one
that's fuck in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yes, And it's kind of you know, when you see
someone on the street, you kind of you walk past me,
you go, they were gorgeous, You never see them again.
That's what happens at an airport.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
What if you end up on their flight.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Oh my god, that's never happened. But that wouldn't that beautiful.
That's how Sophie Monk met her husband.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
That is true. I loved that story.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, she sat next to him on a flight and
they got married.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
I know they would like, do you want a champagne?
And then do you want to make out?

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Oh that is my dream, that is my actual. I
was gonna say me too, but I've got a boyfriend.
Now you're doing just fine.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Who by the way, speaking of horniness an airport, Yeah,
Sean's one of those like nerdy types that likes to
keep an eye on flight tracker.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Of course he loves.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
He's like, sent me a flight number, I'll track it
and he'll like text me when he knows the receptions
going out of range and said bye. Apparently as soon
as my flight left Australia, one of his exes slid
into his DMS and we say, hey, Sean, you're down
for a funck, like tried too, and he was like, no, no,
I'm faithful to my partner. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
He's got a fucking air tag on you that. It
was so weird the moment that your flight took off.
The tarmac. He's exits in the DS so.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
The airport horning. It's just somehow transcendent.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
I'm telling you, you know what else it could be,
because I've given it a lot of thought. I've tried
to work out the science. It could be sweatpants, like
a tracksuit.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Everyone's dressed really comfy, that's true, and you can you can.
No one's dressing to impress.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
No one's dressing to impress, no way. Everyone's got headphones on,
they're kind of listening to music. Everyone is often really
excited because they're going somewhere.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Or they're a little bit tipsy because they're like, it's
five o'clock somewhere.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
One percent it is international waters. When you're at the
airport and there's that always a random German brewery at
an airport, I'm like, I'll go get a fucking low
and brown. I don't care.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Wait, So have you been at the airport recently?

Speaker 1 (24:47):
And when I went to Melbourne? Yes, I wrote this
gym in my notes when I was in Melbow.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
I think you were pretty hauny even when you left
the airport you were at Thorney in general, Darwin, that's a.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Good point, now, a good point is it just me?
That's enough of these two. Now let's hear and is
it just you? All right? Mitchell? Shall we go to Hobart, Tasmania.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
I'd love to.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
That wasn't an open invitation.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Oh, I thought you wanted to head to the airport.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
You and I, I mean, we were revealed last week that
I have tried to get I've tried to sleep with
you in the early days.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Didn't try that hard.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
I don't think you picked up on the science.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Well, no, because you were straight. Why would I think
that you were flirting with me?

Speaker 1 (25:28):
But you are my type and genuinely like you would
have turned out of the closet.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
If if I picked up any signals about, oh, he's
flirting with me, I would have stomped them out of
my brain, like, oh, don't be silly, Mitchell. This is
a straight man. He's not flirting with you. He's friendly.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
I thought you were going to I would have stopped
you with my I would have railed you in the workplace.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Then if you weren't out anyway, if I was out.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Would you have take would you have accepted the date offer?

Speaker 2 (25:49):
You didn't make one, but hypothetically, in a hypothetical world,
maybe I think we definitely would have. I don't know
if we were.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
We young, were I was young? All right, well let's
go to High bart Tasmania. Actually we're going to Sandy Bay.
Now we have Claire joining us for and is it
just you? Hello Claire, Claire.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Hello, I got.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
A soft spot in my heart for a Claire. My
name's name is Claire.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
I was about to say I was really sad and
you died in mclod's daughter's darlin.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Oh yeah, it was a terrible time.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Shocking Claire. How what's it like in Sandy Bay? Is
it cold at this time of year?

Speaker 3 (26:24):
No, it's getting better. It's getting better. We're coming out
of winter. So life is Liverpool now?

Speaker 2 (26:29):
So yeah, good, looks useful. I always google the suburbs
and we've got a call her on Sandy Bay.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Looks lovely, is it sandy? Is there a lot of beach,
especially sand Beach?

Speaker 3 (26:39):
So it's right near a beach, so I believe that's
why they call it Sandy Bay.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
But it's not especially sandy. I just think they were
struggling to think of a name. They're like, yeah, there's
Sandy here, I guess.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Imagine being the prick that comes up with suburb names.
I know what we're in near a bay tick.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Yeah, not very inventive, I can.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Imagine, Claire. All right, we're going to get you on.
Bradley will count you in and and hit us with
your regim. Okay cool? Is it just me?

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Are you getting some pretty serious neck wrinkles from sleeping? Weird?

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Wait? Is that what causes it?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (27:17):
Yes, literally, if you sleep with your.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
You're a chin down and like curled up, you get
like a neck wrinkle across the middle of your neck
like I'm only in my.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Wa wa wa wait, the middle of the middle, at
the back, No, at the front.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Oh, if you sleep with your neck down, yeah, with.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Your chin down, Like, if you go do it now,
put your chin down and like to the side, you'll
there'll be a crease in your neck. So if you
sleep like that every night, you develop a big old
neck wrinkle.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Whereabouts on the neck?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
I've got it.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Oh, I have one in the middle, and then because
I turn my chin to the side and down, it's
like kind of on my collar.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Bonus, Kim Mitch, you just saw my neck rinkilement.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Oh no, I just it finally clicked. I was like,
now I know what you mean. It just looks like
where you might have a choker on. Is that the
area you're talking about? Yeah, legit, Yeah, well that's normal.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
No, you don't have one at all.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
But I thought it was recommended in terms of posture
that you do a slight chin tuck. That's like good
for your neck, right.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
I know about that. I heard that you should sleep
on your back and straight like, not on your side.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Do you know what. I've always been a side sleeper
because I find back sleeping just absurd. But the other
day I was having a n app couldn't get to sleep,
and I thought I'm going to try it. I slept
on my back and I was out within ten seconds.
I'm not even kidding.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
I can't sleep on my back because of my Kiari malformation,
my brain thing. I literally can't put pressure on the
back of my brain. So my only options are stomach left, right,
that's its stomach. Oh, I'm a major stomach sleeper.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Where do you put your back?

Speaker 1 (28:45):
My head to the side sometimes just straight in.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Wow, that seems really uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
And sometimes I'll get my hands, put them under the
pillow and cuddle it. Oh it's gorgeous. I've got the
neck wrinkle though, but it's not really a wrinkle. It's
more of a crease. Cleare, Come on, I mean is it?

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Is it a crease? If it doesn't go away when
you're not creasing though.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
That's a good point. Well, you're going to give me
a complex, Claire, Come on, clear complex.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
No, I'm sorry to project guys. I have my apologies,
but you know the thing is, there's nothing wrong with
aging and getting wrinkles, right, But like no sleep calls funny.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
I did this. Do a quick google, and there are
of course people cashing in on this. There's little reusable
patches you can wear a bed to try and oh
really get rid of that avoid.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
I've googled it too. Oh damn, I need that neck
firming pads. Come on? Can I tell you it's one
of those things that no one notices, Claire. If you're
going to live your life worried about your neck, your
neck wrinkle, you know you're going to live a sad life.
Just don't even worry.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
I get that, But what happens when you keep sleeping
in a funny way and you you're sixty, and they're
so deep that it's like, you know, I think it's
something to prevent. It's worth noting.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Clear. Yeah, and you want.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Other people to learn from your messa. If only you'd
been told I'm on.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Claire, I'm on your profile. I can't see a thing
on that. Never grow up, Claire. Yeah, Claire, I've got
to say.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Just generally speaking, I wouldn't worry too much about wrinkles.
But yeah, I know what you mean. You're like, damn it.
I wish someone had given me this hack beforehand. The
damage is done.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
You're beautiful.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Yeah, true, Thank you like quiet.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Thank you're very pretty well. Thank you Claire for coming
on giving us all complexes.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
That's another thing to overthink perfect uh.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Huh Yeah, no worries, guys, That's what I'm here for.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
I'm going to go back on my timber now and
delete every photo with a neck wrinkling it. And I've
just had bulk turtlenecks from Amazon.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
No, you're right. No one ever knows that, no one
ever notices you're right.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Thanks Claire.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Now, Claire, before we let you go, don't worry price
give you Jennit just because she's not here, she's still
doing a duty. So send a DM a couple of
mitches to claim your prize.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
I will thanks, guys, Pleasure Love.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Claire Enjoy Sandy Bay. You can get in touch senenceor
DM if you want a couple of mitches and we'll
get you on the show.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
And also if you want to do an is it
to you of your own? You can text us on
our brand new number O four double two nine four
eight two O two.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
I didn't do that with GLU last week because I
forgot I don't know the number.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
I actually did wonder that. I was like, I wonder
if you just never mentioned the number because you can't remember.
I didn't remember. It's down the bottom of our episode
descriptions if anyone ever needs it.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
I didn't even know we had an episode. Show notes.
I didn't know they were a thing. I've never read
them in my life. I don't had to read.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
I'd love to read, but I lost my glasses.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Oh fucking hell, here we go again. All right. So
there's something that I've noticed that I do that I've
never been able to put into words. And have you
ever had an experience like this? Meet or any idiots
listening where you hear someone talk about and experience they've
had and you go, oh, my god, that is me
to a t But I've never been able to articulate it.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, that's kind of the point of this podcast, is
it just me?

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Oh, it's a good point.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
And so if we can't put it into words, we're fucked.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
I know someone else has them. So we steal the
content and we talk about it. It's not that we're
stealing the content this. He's TikTok, he's a comedian. I
did some research. It's very funny. Yeah, posted this to
his TikTok account. And it is something that I have
thought my whole life and has reared its head again
recently because I've been going out, I've been clubbing, I've
been singing. I've been listening to happy, happy music, even

(32:15):
you know, in the height of the breakup, when I
was listening to sad music. This was an issue for me.
But how to listen to this?

Speaker 5 (32:21):
When I listen to music, I have to make a
real effort to hear the lyrics. I hear somebody singing
as an instrument, so it's like when you're singing. I
go like and then someone's like, you know what the
song's about, and I'm like, no, I have to really
pay attention because the voice singing to me, to my ear,
registers as like almost like the strings or the drum.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Essentially, he listens to music and hears the lyrics as
an instrument. That is the problem that I've had my
whole life. I listened to a song and I can
never retain the lyrics. And recently going out, I was
clubbing on the weekend and I was belting this belting
Olivia Rodrigae Vampire. I know all the words to that song,

(33:05):
but I couldn't sing any But what I could do
was go, hey, made me try like a goddamn vampire.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
I think that's kind of normal, though, isn't it If
someone singing along to a song and the I didn't
know the words to a particular part that it's kind
of mumble yeah, kick up where they left off once
they remember the.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Words, definitely, but the way my brain hears it, like
when I'm in the car, I will just yeah, I
won't use lyrics, I will be I will just sound
like a bumbling idiot. OK, Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
I'm different where I don't sing along if I don't
know the words.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Oh no, I will confidently sing along, but I actually babble.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
You're trying to sing defying gravity the other way.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Oh well, the lyrics up on the screen and someone
got mad at me.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Oh they just called you out and said, chet up,
what a bake fan.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Fuck yourself. I'm not, you know, a Glinda Stam. But
that is what I want to work on, and I want.
I actually think i'd love to be challenged. I want
a song and I want to go and learn the
lyrics so I can go to a club and I
can fire it out and I can I can rap
and I can spit the lyrics because I think it's
so impressive when you're dancing with someone and they know
all the words to a song. I go, how do

(34:07):
you do that? It's such a superpower.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yeah, but not if they sort of command the attention
of the room to be like showing off.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Look at me.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
I don't know all the words.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Oh no, no, no, no, that would never be me.
But you know, I'm like, I'm dancing with you and
one of our favorite song comes on, Like I've Tension
by Kylie Minogue came on I'd want to dance it.
I'd want to be up and dancing, and I'd want
to know all the words so I can just kind
of like sing along. That's not I'm not capable.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Well, how bad are you at remembering lyrics? Because like
the National anthem, for example, you know that off my heart?

Speaker 1 (34:35):
I think, yeah, but that's because it was drummed into me. No, no, no,
that's not not not what I want.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
And you're saying your favorite songs, the ones that you
hear repeatedly, you just don't absorb the lyrics. You just
hear the tune.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
I'm a commercial radio presenter, yes, yeah, so you listen
to it and play a lot of mutic all the time.
My favorite song at the moment is Dance the Night
Do a Lipa from the Barbie Sound.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
That one's way overplayed no offense.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
So you think, yeah, Mitchell, know the lyrics every single
word in that song? You think I would.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
No, Actually, honestly no, because it's kind of passive listening.
If it's just in the background on the radio, you
wouldn't be paying full attention to everything you're playing. You'd
be fucking around behind the scenes. When a song's on
preparing for what's on air, all right, So I don't
be too hard on yourself. No, I think it's normal
not to know every word.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
I want to test myself. What's the song that I
can you? I think, pa damis? I mean, surely you'd
know that one percent? I think I know.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Why don't you instead put some headphones on? I play
I was in like maybe year airpords underneath. Basically play
music that I can't hear and only yours can hear,
and then sing along out loud, and I'll see if
I can, because if you know the words, I'll pick
it up. But even if you're just mumbling the tune,
I should pick it up right.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
A POD's with me?

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Drop mine?

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Ye, I'm so nervous. I am telling you there's nothing
more attractive to me than someone who knows all the
words to a song at a club. Really, it's such
a turn on. It's like, look at them. If they're
that attentive to a pop song, imagine what they'd.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Be like with me.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
I've had to start doing what Because I would confidently
belt out songs at the top of my lungs, sing
along at clubs, and there was probably an egotistical part
of me that wanted everyone to hear how gorgeous I
think my voice is. And I kept losing my voice,
so now I'm like a pro lip sinker. If you
see me singing at a club, there's no sound coming
out of my mouth.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Oh my god, that's a good thing.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
It'll be like Katie Perry's firework And and they're.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Like, wait, do you not actually sing?

Speaker 2 (36:27):
No, because I kept losing my voice, I actually sing.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Does everyone sing?

Speaker 2 (36:32):
I think most people do?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
No.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Yeah, good, because I've had to stop because obviously I've
got a bitch of a throat.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
You can't handle it, of course. Okay, I'm going to
sing a song and your job. Oh it's playing an
ad onld on.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Excuse me? I paid for YouTube premium.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
What the fuck? Oh no, my card's lost.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
That's why O YouTube Premium told me I couldn't make
the payment.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Damn retrogade. All right, are you ready? Oh? Oh oh,
it's play?

Speaker 4 (36:56):
Okay, give me stay wait wait my mom know that
concept quence scape. You're the only one who's making any
sense to me. And away You're goin. They ever be
or want to be?

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Never want to? Do?

Speaker 3 (37:19):
You die?

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Here? We go, I Phil, So you touch then why
are you on top so much?

Speaker 2 (37:27):
I just can't be with you? No, no, Mitchell, I'm
waving his eyes placed. You can't tell my eyes were closed. Yes, stop,
I've guessed it. Obviously that's untouched, correct, well done, so
I can still it aside for it from the gibberish.
But what you're saying is that you want to learn
a song off my heart.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
I want to learn a song that I can just
be so hot in a club and be singing and
dancing and people think, look at him, he knows the words.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
You know what song? I'd be really impressed if someone
could nail the word. You know that song sweet Escape
by Gwensif.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Oh, it's a hot song, you might have to put
it on.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Actually I can put it on. It's like whoo, it's
a really fast bit that I can never nail. If
you can learn that by next week.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Okay, that's my challenge. Okay, I can get that. So
this is oh, I might know it. Let's try is
it at the end?

Speaker 2 (38:18):
No same balance.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Because I've been maybe that's a written nothing that can
so cold.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
That's what I do every time, and I feel like
that's cold, Okay, done, That's that's it. You're not allowed
to read the lyrics?

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Ship, No, I'm allowed to leave. What do you mean in.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Preparation when you do your recital?

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Oh good, I was gonna say, Am I going to
fucking decoke that?

Speaker 2 (38:49):
How often do you reckon? They're going to play this
song at the club though?

Speaker 1 (38:52):
For you to show on?

Speaker 2 (38:53):
I know, I got to say it is quite a
satisfying feeling when there's a point in the song that
no one else knows the words, but you remember.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Oh is there one that you have?

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:01):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (39:02):
I know every word to shut up by Black Eyed
Peas thanks to sing Star.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Oh of course SingStar doing the heavy list lifting.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
I do it, do it on here there is a girl.
You and me were just fun.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
You know.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
We went and done did damn things that couple do
when in love, you know, walk on the beach and surf,
you know, things that love to see and do. I
love you, Boo, I love you too. I miss you
a lot, and it's him even more. That's why I
flew you out when we.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Was on tour.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
God, I'm puffed. Wow, rapping's not easy.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
I told you if I wasn't attracted to you five
years ago. I am today, all right, challenge accepted.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
That's pot when people know lyrics, it just it.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Yeah, the bar is so low for you. Many other
things come into play, but that is one thing that
just adds the tickles me. It's a green flag in
my eyes. All Right, song challenged, I'm performing next week?

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Am I?

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Are you happy to take on that sweet escape song?

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Just that part?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
No, the whole? I reckon the whole first verse.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Okay, up to that, up to the yeah sweet okay, done?

Speaker 2 (39:56):
And the first chorus you may as well? Okay, my god,
wouldluck get studying?

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Fuck? I'm an idiot. I've given myself homework. The one
thing I hate the most in this world.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
I know mercury retrogrades.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Fuck with you too?

Speaker 2 (40:08):
You're listening to Is it just me?

Speaker 1 (40:11):
You're listening? You're on Spotify. Don't forget to leave a
five star? All right?

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Before we go, can I just cast your mind back
to quite a few episodes ago. We're talking episode one
hundred and forty three.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
No, you've lost me.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
The title was called Silly Goose.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Oh I remember that you were trying to launch your
Silly Goose era.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Yes, operative word being trying. I was just saying, I
want to be more silly, you know, it needs to
be so silly. And now I've become such a fucking
sensible adult, I need more silliness. Well, that era really
didn't take off much like my walking era. All my
eras just no one embraces them. But the reason I
bring this up is because you and Hamitch now have

(40:53):
the same therapist we do.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
I had her first. I will just say she was mine,
and then I referred you she's great.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Yeah, and you sold it to me by saying she
actually specializes and has done a lot of research in
the area of creative types.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Yes, you know, yeah, she works with creative brains and minds. Yeah,
that's how I found her.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
And so you were talking on the podcast a few
weeks ago saying that you might break up with your
therapist because it wasn't resonating anymore. And I was like,
I'm about to go to my first appointment and you're
telling me she's shit now, Oh my god, Oh yeah,
I never want another therapist until the day. Oh yeah,
I never felt so understood. She just gets it.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
She gorgeous it.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
She gets how my silly little brain works.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Oh, I agree. I agree.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
And the reason I bring up the silly goose era
is because she said to me, Now, one thing that
the creative brave needs that's a good impression. It's playfulness.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
That's a great impression.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
By the way, bit fucked that. She has the most
softly spoken voice, and her office is on this really
really dense traffic, the most busy highway ever. So I'm
sitting there at the window with all these trucks blaring
behind me, going what.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Yeah, she's like you, and I'm like, padam. She does.
Also she does also keep it really toasty in there.
It's really warm, and she goes, I understand you. You're looking,
and she's looking flushed in the cheeks. I'm like, no,
doctor degrees, I'm not well physically, okay.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
So what she was saying, what she was saying in
her soft voice was what the creative brain needs is
playfulness to release I don't know, dolphins, whatever, certain shit.
You need playfulness. And I was like, what do you
mean playfulness? You mean like being a silly goose And
she goes, well, yes, I suppose so, and so you

(42:38):
need to lean on other people during this time of burnout.
Recovery to push you into being more playful and more silly. Oh,
and I was like, shit, maybe she has a point,
because like I'm always daring other people to do things.
I'm playful in the sense that I'm like, oh, Scar,
to go fuck with that person.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Totally mis random.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Yeah, I get it to YouTube, but no one ever
does it to me. And so my literal fucking therapist,
our literal fucking therapist, has said that I need other
people to dare me to do playful slash silly shit. Okay,
so this is where we're at.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
I didn't support the silly Goose era one point zero,
but silly Goose era two point zero is actually doctor
prescribed therapist prescribed.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
By our therapist. Yes, are you? Are you suggesting this
just for you or is this a duel thing? Well,
just for me, because she.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Said that I need to learn on others to make
me more playful.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
All right, well do you want to do something right now?
She'ave it ro can leave it naughty.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
I'm very tired today. All I'm saying is you and
our darling, and it's listening hit me with dares.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Okay, hold on, I've got a great idea. I've got
homework for my song that I need to learn. Like
I'm a drag queen. I'm about to be eliminated from
drag Race. I've got to learn my words. You we're
gonna come back and we're gonna have dares for you
next week.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Okay, Do I do them on the podcast?

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:01):
I think.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Well, well, you're leaning on me, so don't worry. Fuck,
that's what I work for me. I want to prepare.
Oh I'm an idiot.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Not really, you're just saying, Mitch do this. That's hardly preparation.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
That's basically the show.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Okay, and you're gonna have to collect the dares though,
that's all.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Right, Okay, hold on, Oh no, no, this is brilliant, Mitchell.
You're leaning on me. Relaxed about recovery, all right, to
calm down, idiots, message me personally at Mitch Churry, okay,
and some dares for Combs and I'll bring them to
him on the show next week. And if you've got props,
if you need things, I can source, I can organize.
So next week's my.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Birthday, so I remember, don't worry.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
I've given myself so much. I'm working for my birthday.
All right, next week I'm going to collate the dares.
What do you want to see here? Or watch Mitchell Combs.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Do nothing too fucking extreme? But no, I'll give you
an example. So there's this TikTok and named Matty Cleary,
and she's posting a series at the moment becoming Immune
to Fear I've seen Me, which is essentially exposure therapy,
like doing things so that if you repeatedly do it
and nothing went wrong the first time, you unlearn to
feel danger in certain situations. So she's just basically making

(45:07):
a full of herself in public on purpose, and some
of these things, I'm like, that's very up my alley.
It's the sort of thing I dare someone else to do,
but I'd never What is she doing? I'll give you
an example, So this is this one is go through
a drive through and sing what you want to order
from the menu?

Speaker 5 (45:21):
Is that not me?

Speaker 1 (45:22):
As fuck? That's brilliant.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Today?

Speaker 1 (45:27):
No?

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Thank you? Can I please get a space chicken sandwich?

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Just a sandwich, yes please?

Speaker 2 (45:40):
And a sad so uncomfortable by the way she hates
doing this.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
I actually think he's laughing too.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
And some honey must ranch honey mustard, all right, just
pulling out of the window.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Can I get an actual wrench? I hope you'll eat
that up.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
I hope you'll devoured that. Ah.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
That is that is right up your ally.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
I know, but I would never do that because I
would find it funny or watching someone else do it.
I don't have the guts. But apparently a therapist is
telling me as a creative type in order to release
the correct brain fucking chemicals or whatever, I need to
start doing these things. Oh.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
I'm so here for this, Mitchell, I'm so here for this.
All right, Let's let's get the silly goose era back.
Lean on me. I will hold you up with silly
goose dtairs, okay, and so will the idiots. Idiots DM me,
don't DM the page. You can if you want, but
I don't want Mitchell seeing these dares.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
And if you don't want to get amongst it, then
I'll just assume you don't give a flying fuck about
my mouth.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Don't fine, No, lean on those you loves you, lean
on me, don't worry about anyone else. Got I love
you and I'm here for you. You know what I
did do the other day yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
I was telling my friends about this, and you know
how people pull things out of a hat. Yeah, we've
got like two bowls. One bowl was situations, the next
one was locations or like you know, activities and locations. Yeah,
and so we'd pick them out at random and see
what matches we got. Oh, do you want to hear
some of the ones?

Speaker 1 (47:08):
We going? Please? This is good?

Speaker 2 (47:09):
All right, We've got play frisbee that was the scenario.
And then the location Darling Harbor at dusk, So play
frisbee at Darling Harbor at dusk.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
And then we've got wear high viz and control nearby
traffic at the library. I love that. That could be
foot traffic in the library and we're just there and
high VID's going, Ma'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Could you not loiter? No, the returns are actually here
if you could get you to filter through. Fuck, this
is fun.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
What else did you get day drinking wearing cowboy attire
at the airport? I know, do a HC Practice English
exam at a Chinese restaurant? I was like, fuck that
we're not doing that.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Who wrote do a HC Practice I can't remember who
wrote that. We all just like put them in there together.
Oh that's really funny.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
So that's the sort of silliness we're aiming for.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Okay, that's what we can do. That's what we can do.
Lean on us.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
We've got specific scenario at a specific location.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Okay, done deal, we can do that.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Now, don't forget your homework.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
It to get thanks now, well this is the end
of the show, so we'll get out of here. However,
so much homework. Don't forget. You asked for stories of
when you lost something and then found it again. Yeah,
so we've got some messages if that's happened to you.
Also messages if you've got a prank for Mitchell.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Yeah, that's it, not a prank, a dare.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Oh and I've got my homework, so that's what I'm
getting confused. Yeah, there's a lot of homework.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
I've got no homework.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Really, you just relax, turn up next week and you'll
be a silly little goose.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Oh gorgeous. Well, you know it's good for my mental health.
I'm not stressed.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
I agree. Are you feeling not stressed?

Speaker 2 (48:38):
I've got enough homework on my plan. I'm doing my
Brisbane comedy shows this weekend.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Oh my god, enjoy the show. The show will have
been done by the time we've done by the time
this is out.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Well, if you went and saw Mitch on the weekend,
I hope you enjoyed it. To hear your reviews took
us for the show, though, because this is before it's happened.
That'd be great fun. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
No, brisney Land's always kind of been my favorite, so
it should be fun.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
You have said whenever you come back from Bruce Vegas,
he goes, I think I could live in Brisbane Mitchell.
He says it every time.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
It turns out a lot of people there are quite conservative,
so I'm like, why do I resonate so much with
this play?

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Maybe not? All right? We love you get in touch
a couple of mitch'es. A d m me if you
want to prank Mitch, and we will see you all
prank dah sorry, Dare. If you want to prank me,
go for Goldly Goosey. I've tried. I've never done it
on the show.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Yeah, no, I don't think you've tried. I think I have,
but I've just tried to prank me terrible.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
I think I've tried to plan it and it never worked.
And I freaked out right.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Okay, you know, I've never been pranked at all on
any of the podcasts I've done. I'm always fucking with others.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
We're terrified of pranking year, but I'm also.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Kind of off pranks in general at the moment, So
I think prank culture has changed. You haven't done a
prank all year, we haven't.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Dot Wiggins as well. She had that four So she's recovering. Yeah, yeah,
she's fine, but.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
She's non verbal.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
At the moment.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Only word she can remember is.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Very high pitch from Dot. That's because that's the medication.
All Right, we'll see you guys next week. Have a
great one. Thanks for listening to the show and catch your.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Thanks for listening. Its Love Your Baby? Is It just Me?
A podcast by a couple of images.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Welcome to eighty D Brief. This is our secret segment
on the end. Did you have to introduce adydbrief without me? Like?
Yes it is?

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Did you find it weird? Because I found it weird.
I actually didn't nail it. I didn't know what to say.
I said, welcome to add Brief. Oh, Mitchell, does this normally?

Speaker 2 (50:37):
I don't know what he says one hundred and sixty times.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Sometimes we don't fuck around, nothing scripted. I didn't know what.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
You really don't absorb lyrics or words.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
I don't. I'm telling you, I'm not well.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Did you just absorb the cadence of how I say
it rather than what I actually say? Yes, I welcome
to ady d brief. Yes, that's exactly what I do.
I hear words of lyrics.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Yeah, I'm not well. You know, it's so funny. Our
therapist is so unconventional because she is the one that
told me to go and go on dates and go
on the apps.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Yeah, how's that unconventional? Well, I mean you could see
what was best fresh.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Out of well five months out of a breakup, and
she went, I think you need to go on the apps.
I just don't think that's something that someone would normally suggest.
I'm not sure. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
No, I like it.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
She gives very very specific advice.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Yeah she does.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
She's like, oh, you do two bar classes a week.
Throw a yoga in there as well. Oh, I can
do easy.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
She was telling me what musicly bars to eat at
one point.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Yeah, yeah, no, she's good, that's what I need.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
How cute the reception is too, when they text you,
it's so easy.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
I'm like you with lyrics. I don't absorb faces. I
don't remember.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Oh I do, I know I talked to everyone.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Yeah, true, I don't remember. I'm good with faces. Actually,
if I saw her in the street, it'd bother me
for hours. I'm like, where have I seen that?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Interesting?

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Where have I seen her before?

Speaker 1 (51:49):
See? Oh? No, straight away, I will know.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
I've only been to one appointment so far.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
I oh, really, yeah, she's y, busy, she's hard to
get on the cancelation list. I'm on the cancelation.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
I wonder who's high on the list.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
I canceled the other day, and yes, you may have
got us so low in the list.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
I didn't get it.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
No, I couldn't make it. But you know, speaking of
that talking to people, I went on and had a
date the other night, and it was on a rooftop
in Bondai and it was like tightly packed. There was
like six six like single or double seats overlooking the ocean.
And I was sitting there waiting for this person to
arrive and we never met. I slid into their DM

(52:28):
is a new one. Shit and I was like, cool, okay, are.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
There on the go? I can't keep up anymore. What
are we up to? Nine?

Speaker 1 (52:34):
I've called now, I've called the roster back. There's a
you know, an average four. Okay, it's fine, but just
chatting like I'm on yah, you miss me? No, no,
I caet it and I'm not. They all know, like,
we're not exclusive. We're just chatting anyway, And he was
forty five minutes late, and I was like, well, shit,
so I need to chat to I can't sit here
in silence.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Also, you've got so much in common, you're not prompt.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
I know.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
I loved it. I was like, but normal. Normally, I
think if you went on a date someone to be
pissed off at their forty five minutes light.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
But I'm like, don't even worry about anyone gets it.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Yeah, it's truly me So that I lean to the
table next to me. Oh, we gossip. We have so
much fun. Anyway, this guy gets gets to the venue
and he comes up. We say hi, and he's like,
oh my hug Yeah we hugged. He's on the cheek,
yeah yeah, on the chicken and way, God, you're talking.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Living vicariously God, first dates are awkward.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
No, I love a first date. I love I love it.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
It's a fun feeling, but it's also just like a
bit nerve wracking.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Yeah, yeah, I was definitely nervous, but the forty five
minutes are pure fucking nothing before him definitely killed it
and had a spicy no.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
But if you were sitting there by yourself, you would
have gotten in your own head about it.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
I was a bit That's why I did this. I
turned to the couple next to me and they had
medals on. I went, did you guys run a marathon? Oh?
We gossip, we laugh, We gossip, we laugh because we have.
I've become best friends with these two girls next to me,
to the point where they go the sun is sitting,
can we get Bondai photos? So I stand up and
it's overlooking Bondai anyway. The guy comes up, he meets me,
and he goes, oh, I've actually been here for about

(53:58):
five minutes, but I didn't want to cut because I
saw you with your friends taking photos and and I'm like, oh, no,
I don't know these girls.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
I don't fucking know their names. Like these people, I'm
killing time, babe.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
He goes, I actually felt like I was intruding because
I'd made you wait so long I didn't want to
come up and then ruin a fun time. It is awful,
But yeah, a long story, Short, don't put me near
people because I will talk to them.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (54:24):
It was weird when Short and I had our one
year anniversary. We sort of recreated the first date in
the sense that we went to the same spot, the
same bar we had the first date at, but also
we actually met. Is it the what's that one in
circular key? Is it the MCAC temporary? Y hear the
fairies and shit? So on the first date, that's where

(54:46):
we met. He was like, I'll just wait outside MCA,
I'll meet you there, and so that's where we also
met on the night of the anniversary, and just because
we were reliving it so exactly, I was fucking nervous.
I was like, I've known this man for you. Am
I so nervous?

Speaker 1 (54:58):
That's really It's really true.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
I was like, I feels like a first date.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
That's very cute. Yeah, that makes me sad. Who just
beautiful lover is real? Who messaged who on hinge first?

Speaker 2 (55:10):
He messaged me first? But I mustn't have seen the notification,
or maybe I had them turned off or something, and
I didn't see it for a couple of days. And
then I did that thing where I wrote back and
went sabre, Yeah, didn't see the message, which everyone says,
but I actually meant it. It was the complete truth,
and I thought I might have missed my shot here. Yeah,
and then no, it was fine. But we didn't spend

(55:30):
much time on hinge before. Like he kind of cut
to the chase and said, want to get a drink?
I was like, sure, you know, then he gave me
his number.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Interesting I heard choice Ivann in an interview was like,
the best thing to do in you're dating is meet
up in real life as soon as you can.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Yeah. Yeah, I I kind of agree with that.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
I agree the longer you keep it on the apps,
I think the higher chance of it dying. You know,
it's like an IVF baby, It's like, get it out
of that patriotash. You know.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
It's just volatile, which is easier said than done because
you're not always available to like go on multiple dates
a week at the drop of a hat. But on
this occasion, when he said, do you want to grab
a jing on Thursday.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
I was like, well, I went on three dates this
week because I've had the week off, I'm on holiday,
and I have nights and I never normally have nights.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
So I'm like, yeah, have you got one tonight as well?

Speaker 1 (56:11):
I do have one tonight.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Yeah, my god, this is a this is a third wheel,
this is a fifth date. Wait, same person? Yeah, okay,
wow yeah interesting.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
So does something I'm in like a situationship?

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Oh? Probably? That must be so confusing for him and you.
But basically him, we've had.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
The discussion of like'sn't you know, it's just what it is.
It's nothing. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
I don't know if this would surprise you. But I'm
not someone who fucking thrives in situationship. That really fucks
with my head.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Yeah, I can imagine now. I'm there's bits of like
I want more attention, but I'm like, wait, no, when
it's not a relationship, we're just like having fun and
dating and that's it.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
I hate situationships. I've never had them, so I need
these experiences. That's what I am. You wouldn't have, That's
what our therapists have said. She goes, you've never had
a situationship. You've never had a friendship.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
You've had more fucking situationships than hot dinner. This is
my first one, So I need to have them.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
I need to.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
I find them too confusing, so do I.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
But I've got to try it.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
You know.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Even with Sean, before we were like official official, I.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Was like, what is this. Yeah, that's a hard conversation.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
He's meeting my friends, but I don't know how to
introduce him. This is my friend.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Well that's what you said to me. You're like, oh,
I'm bringing someone to this thing on yeah, this night,
and I don't you meet him, Amica. Yeah, he was
very sweet when I met him for the first time.
Oh of course, it was clearly very nervous. Did you
kiss on the first day?

Speaker 2 (57:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (57:39):
No, you didn't kiss on the cheek?

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Well, it got to a point where it was kind
of obvious that he wasn't going to make that first move,
so I was like, fine, I'm gonna have to. Oh.
So it wasn't until like the third day, the third day,
but I was like, fuck this, I'm gonna have to
be the one to initiate this.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
You didn't kiss into the third date? Wow, that's so interesting.
To me, I am, I don't know what it is
about me, but I go right in for the move.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
I don't blame you. That's fine for a kiss. I
mean I also didn't mind him not kissing me on
the first date, because this was my first date in
a long time. Yeah, Like this was off the back
of the pandemic and also me just not particularly being
in the mood to date. Yeah, of course, so this
kind of was. And it was off the back of
a fucking situation ship actually, So yeah, I had a

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situationship earlier in the year and then met Sean in June,
and I was kind of like, oh, I haven't got
on a proper date. Fuck.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Interesting. Yeah, well, I'm really loving the date the date life.
To be honest, I invited this guy to the drag
Race down Under finale party because you're normally my date
to events, like we got to events together.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Sorry, I couldn't make it that night. My drink had
been spiked.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Okay, so that's not why I bring it up again.
But you couldn't go, and I was like, fuck, So
I invited this guy. I let you want to come
stand throw a great party. Oh my god. The team
at STAN really know how to put it on.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
That's true, but it was this is triggering. Remember the
first season of Drag Race fucking premiere event and I
lost my airport at the opera House.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Oh my god? What was that was mercury and retrograde. No.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
I was just listening to you taking your guy and
we heard her and I went, did you hear something drop?
And you went no. So I just didn't look.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
I'm such a terrible friend.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
And then we opened went everywhere. We did that for
the sound effect.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Now to pick up clean my u wax off them.
We were sitting there talking to Rita Aura and then
you're like, I need to track them on find my friends.
And then they were under the seats. It said like
in the opera House. You couldn't get more remote.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
I called them back and I said, I'm looking at
the find my app right now. It's in the fucking
theater we were in. This is my seat number, go
find it. And they're like, nap, not there. Sorry, obviously
someone saw a fucking score.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
What you know.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
They're like, oh, free AirPods one not Oh I get
I get you, you obvious see what happened with my glasses?

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Of course, free score.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Someone saw me concust on the ground and thought they're
now I'm going.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
To take that. I'm liking the round look on you.
Oh the glass I haven't seen them on you. I
have seen round, but they were a nice style.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
These aren't them, you know? No, I know the ones
I'm wearing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Yeah, no, no, I know because I saw them in
the photo it lost Mitchell. Yeah, I do know what
that means.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
This is my understudy pair, because you know how I
said I was tossing up between cheap glasses and the
expensive one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
They must have tricked me because after I paid for
the expensive one, when I went to pick them up,
they were like, oh, didn't we tell you there's a
buy one, get one half price. You can have the
second one, the understudy pair, the second favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
You can have them to Oh I hate that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
So they threw the frames in for free. I just
had to pay for the lens. So I was like,
it'll be good to have a spare.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Clearly you needed something. So these are new as well.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
But the spare, Yeah, but they're a bit generic. They're
not like a new glasses, like, oh new glasses. Yeah, yeah,
you didn't even notice that were new. I didn't exactly
case impoint. I didn't know these are the understudy glasses
for a reason.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
You're good, though, Would you got contacts? Nah? Take the
glasses off for a sec. Yeah, I feel like I
know you with or without glasses. To me, you're not
a glasses person or a non glasses person.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
That's true because there are some people who when they
take their glasses off, I go.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Fuck Jesus, is that what you look like a little
molly shit?

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
I don't recognize them without glasses. But I feel like
people have seen enough of me without glasses that it's
not that jarring.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
I feel like you don't feel much content in glasses?

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
You don't feel much content? Like you're not online in
glasses much.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
But I have to because I'm looking at a screen.
The stress, Yeah, I know the stress, but my tension
headaches have gotten much better. Good. But what it's worth,
Even though I've gone through a real ordeal in losing
my gorgeous glasses, at least they work.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
When does mercury leave retrograde?

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Oh, it's out. It was out of that, which is
when all of the nonsense went down.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
I want to talk about that incident after not on
the cloud. Oh really, well, yeah, I need more info.
I wanted to make sure you're okay. I want to
find the culprit.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
I don't know who the culprit is.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
No, I know, but I want to get some I
want to get some more info. I can sniff it out. Yeah.
I can't believe we were out on Oxford Street at
the same night and I didn't even know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
So, while you're wandering down Oxford Street, did you see
a pair of glasses?

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
No? I didn't, fuck but I did step on something.
I thought that could have been a croissot or mitchill
Koons's glasses and kept walking.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
You trod on my glasses, and there's this big crunch
some of Did you hear something you went?

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
No, nothing, wouldn't surprise me. All right, let's go, let's
get out of here. Great to have you back. No,
we don't have to.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Are we done?

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Yeah? Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Is there anything else you need to throw in there?

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Well, we hope this podcast made you feel at least
three percent better today. That's all. So, So we do,
so we do, so we do, we do this, So
we do?

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
He did. He was very good. He was very good.
Louis opened up about his first threesome, No, his third threesome.
Good for him threesome, can't relate?

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
What was that special about the third one?

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
He was in Greece, right, and he had two gorgeous
American men they're in a relationship, and he was the
third and he loved the experience. He was very open.
He actually messaged me after and was like, you have
a weird knact like I don't. I never ever thought
i'd divulge any of that information, but you just pulled
it out of me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
How did that come up?

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
I don't know. I don't even that was just flirty energy.
He is a gorgeous man, all right, we get it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
I'm just saying he's gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
He's gorgeous and out of my league. But nice to
be friends with, nice to have a hot friend.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Always say that out of my leg It's true. I've
seen some of the twinks you're plowing through at the moment.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
No more. Didn't realize my family listening to this podcast, sir,
what happened? I've just heard things? Well, which one?

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
What have your family hurt too much?

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
I had a family dinner. It was my sister's thirtieth
this week, have your birthday, Becky.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Oh, Detective Beckytiveective Becky, you're under arrested, Detective Becky. It's
just the least intimidating detective name ever. Like, if I
was in my house and I heard all these police
sirens coming towards, swarmed in there, surrounding me in the
front yard. They've got the fucking guns out, they've got

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the megaphone. Come out with your hands up. It's Detective Becky.
I'd be like, I could probably take that bitch. I'm
not scared at all.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
No, she's tough.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Okay, the name Biggie.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Such a cute little mate.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
So what did they hear on the podcast that you said,
just some like the.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Dating stories and they heard the Melbourne episode.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Oh wow, Yeah. Isn't it the worst when there's family listening?
Because Shawan's family listened to this podcast. There's so many
stories I'd love to tell, but I can't knowing that
they're listening. Like I'd love to tell the story about
how we went away to Bogingate and I forgot my
douche so we had to go to the nearby pet
shop to buy a guinea pig. Feeder to use in
lieu of the douche. But I can never tell that story.

(01:04:28):
You'll never hear it. No, never ever ever?

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Did it have the ball in the end of the tip?

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Yeah, so it didn't work.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
Did you pry the ball out with players?

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
No? No, we gave up on the guinea pig feeder
as a douche. What else did we buy?

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
We want a few options, I remember because you message
got a turkey based I know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Yeah, we got a turkey baster. It didn't work. Not
enough pressure in the street got it. Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
What about a pump bottle, classic pump bottle.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
No, we ended up getting an empty tomato sauce bottle.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Oh, that's actually good. It's got a lot of body
to it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Perfect. Actually, I've still got it in case.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Oh my god, just inkay, how do you get the hinds?

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
I'm feeling towey. It wasn't hide. There was an empty
one at like a reject shop, you know, God, Dick Smith? Yeah,
I guess so. But anyway, you'll never hear me tell
that story, and you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Should never tell it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
No, I'm glad you have told you've withheld it, yeah,
because it's.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
Vulgar I'd hate for Sean's family to hear that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
The story about how you used a guinea pig feeder
is a douche.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Yeah, so that there's son is so good faith? Yeah
in your ass, Yeah in Bogan Gate anyway, So we do.
So we do have a great week, everyone, Great to
have you back.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Minchure, we missed you, arlt Silly Goose Era begins next week.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
It fucking better.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Yeah, lots of homework.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
If you all care about me, you'll help me. Oh,
I will say by.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
The time this episode. Sorry, The Hot Girl Walk merch
is available now. Oh shit, okay, yes, link in my bio,
Mitch churry, it'll be all over my stories. The Hot
Girl Walk Merch. We had some delays but the factory
almost burned down, but it's back up and running and
it's available now colors. It's very straightforward, and we'll put
the link in the show notes, which yes we have,
which exist. I love the show notes. I read them

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every week. All right, see you next week, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
I just say, before we got every time, just one
more thing. What on the topic of show notes, you
didn't know that we did them, And I said to you,
you would think during a week off, I wouldn't have
to worry about the podcast at all, but fuck I
had to hold yours in Jenna's hands. She just forgot
to edit it. Anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
That was a real issue.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
We came to Sunday afternoon and I'm like, has anyone
edit it? And she goes, nuh no, I did my work.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
We all had jobs. I did all my jobs by Friday,
and then Jenna goes, I forgot to edit it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
But then I said to you, you need a description
to go in the show notes, and you just copy
and pasted one from two weeks prior that had like alright,
Hey joins this TikTok school with Alright Hay. Click here
to listen to all Right Hay's new podcast High Scollers.
And I was like, you can't use an old show
notes and this one it makes notes sense though I was.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
A different episode. I was trying to edit it and
I sent it without editing that what happened? I thought, you, no,
do you want to know what actually happened. I was
on my Mac because I was tweaking the edit because
Jenna fucked up. And you know, if you're on I
message on the Mac and you hit enter it sends
the fucking text, so I edited it and wanted to
do enter new line. You've got to shift enter, I know,
and it sent it to you. But I did that
even enter. I know. I'm an idiot. Anyway, the show

(01:07:19):
notes from last week, I wouldn't know because I haven't
read them, but I'm assuming they're right. I hope. I
don't know. It gives a ship, all right? Can we
sign off? Any other tidbits.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
To add nowhere?

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Good?

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Thanks for listening, idiot, Say you next week. Bye, ba
B love you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Is it just me?

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
A podcast by a couple of miches.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.