SURPRISE! Pig Week 5.0

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Just hosted by a couple of mitches. Hello, yeah, you
delace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood, and
it's kind of fun just you.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
You feelthy unhinged bitch.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Honestly is Mitch Julie and Michual Cohos Hello?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Who who?

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Halloa?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Nice to measure to meet you yet charming? I think
the big fan love the farm videos.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Oh thanks, you get a long time no chat Dallan,
Oh my god, we're back, well temporarily, we're back. Hire
you to get Yeah we have. You didn't think we'd
forget about Pig Week, didn't you? With their annual tradition.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
We've done it every year, even if the podcast wasn't
back for this one only special occasion. I think we
still celebrate pig Weeks as friends, just privately.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yes, well everyone, we encourage you ever want to get
amongst pig Week. If you don't know what the fuck
pig Week is, if you knew, here weird spot to
start the series, I will say, but this is just
not the week for you know, balance moderation in your diet.
This is the week to fucking pop that kick cat
in your trolley. Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Order that pizza for tea the full cake, eat it,
have a slice, Make crepes or pancakes for breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Just be that sounds kind of healthy. Crapes.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
No crepes or pancakes, awful?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
What are you doing with your crpes and pancakes?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Just not sugar lemon like a lot of a lot
of fat. But that's not everyday food. You couldn't have
crepes and pancakes every day.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Crape it's basically like an omelet, right, No, that's what I.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Have with every day. No, crape is a thin pancake.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh I just thought it was a couple of eggs.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
No, a couple of eggs, flour, bit of sugar, vanilla.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
It's sweet. You can do, pigy, have crpe for breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Go crape pap Speaking of crape, our thod wheel is here.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
She's returned.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
We have defrosted her from the cryogenic fridge. We play through.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
I'm still a bit cold that I'm getting there, Jenny.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Are you started for pick week and that you always
wake of the year you always wanted to?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
That's how it came about. People were just saying idiots.
Our listeners were saying, oh, pig Week, we're still celebrating,
and it's so shows not on to celebrate, but the
idiots were going to continue doing it, so we thought, well,
we can't let them be pigs on their own.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Isn't that so impressive that they remembered when pig Week was?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I know, life forgot.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
I'll be honest. I actually set a reminder for when
pig Week is in my calendar. I reckon in January. Yeah,
because I had this idea we'd have to do a
reunion episode for pig Week. But because I know you
so well, Mitchell, I was like, if I pitched this
idea too far in advance, he might get overwhelmed. So
I'll act like it's really spontaneous.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
So I texted you both what two days ago and said,
I just had this idea. Should we reunite.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
With be manipulated?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, a little bit. It's been in my calendar for ages.
I had the whole week record pig Week question mark
your kid I never killed? So should we should we
share what we've brought for pig Week?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
We should start with it?

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, it's just, first of all, so good to be back.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
It is good to be missed you guys, Mitch has
his tally because we're in Mitch's apartment because obviously week's
part of ways with iHeart Radio. After the homophobia, I'm
going to be.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
A bit awkward for you to walk back into the
Kiss building.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
It would I'm not welcome. Jenna is the only one
still in the Kiss building.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
It's true.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Who would have thought the drawer?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, yeah, we will update you on our lives. But
on Mitch's apartment the Penhouse. He's got a chart that
says who is it, and it's got like your top
twenty friends in your life, and then every time that
friend arrives at your apartment, they put a little tally
notch next to their name.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, it's become a bit of an incentive for my
friends to actually come and visit me. There will be
prizes for the people that visit the most. So you
both need to pick up the game. Just got our
first point, Yeah I did.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
I had minus one on the because I put minus
one on you.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
That was very disrespectful.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Although I will say that Jenna, we kind of fucked
you over a bit because we added the chart after Yes,
you came over. True, Jenna and I went ice skating,
We hung out without you.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Stephen was my partner. Stephen was so upset that happened.
He said, well you even thought of and I said no,
I wasn't.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
It actually was spontaneous. I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Who spontaneously booked ice skating. I agree in summer.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I agree because Sean just woke up on a Saturday
morning and the first thing he said to me, he
just rolls over and goes, should we go ice skating?
I was like, how old are you? Man? I said.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
That morning I got a message from Sean saying, Mitchell
and I going ice skating, would you like to join?
I had nothing on it, and I thought, you know,
ice skating. I haven't done it for a while, So
I went along.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
For a while. When have you I scoot? I couldn't
tell you last summer ice scoot from earlier in the years. Dude,
I stood out.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
So I wasn't invited for the fear that I'd crack
the fucking Arctic circle.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Sean was in charge of the invites, mate, don't take
it out on.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
When I got a gift card to I fly for
my twenty first birthday, which is indoor skydiving.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
By the way, good think of you recently, did you? Yeah?
I did like a promo video for them, haven't posted
it yet.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
You've done it? Yeah, Well I couldn't be because I get
there and I'm too fat. They're sorry, there's not enough
wind on this earth. I but and I believe, and
I had a whole fleet of friends, and I got
the jumpsuit everything, and that we had to weigh you
and too heavy so I could not be lifted off
the ground.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
You really missed out because the thing they used to
make you float in the indoor skydiving. That's the sort
of air con everyone deserves. It was really fucking full on,
and I forgot to bring a scrunchy with me, and
I've had my hair out and they said to me,
oh careful, your hair might get a little bit knotted. Mate.
By the end of my fucking fake skydive, I had dreadlocks.

(05:36):
It was so oh no noted. I really thought at
one point, after an hour trying to comb out the knights,
I'm like, I might just have to chop it all off.
This is it for me.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
But it wasn't maddened in the awful areas like under the.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Back everywhere, I'm telling you everywhere.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
No, I've never done it. I've always wanted to. Maybe
Sean and I can do it.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
He would love to go again. And so you were
over the weight limit. In your defense, I will say
that those scales that they humiliatingly made us stand on
before we were able to flow, Yeah, I will say
that they were a bit unkind. They chucked a few
extra kjs on for both Sean and I.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
My little scales at my Endo chronologist office have Weight
Watchers branding on them, which just feels belittally. I remember
my mum had all the Biggest Loser merged because Mum
we were, oh yeah, we were all fat family and
we love the Biggest Loser and we would watch it
religiously as a family growing up. And then they had merchandise.
We had the Biggest Loser scales, the biggest lousion measuring cups.
They're all half a gram lighter. Because I didn't want.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
You to be a fatty.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
The scales did what they do on the show where
it goes, which no scales do, by the way, But
it wasn't like point five grams point one. You'd watch
the show and it's like Melissa one hundred and forty
five one hundred and forty nine sixty kilos sales work.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
They've put the full episodes of that show on YouTube,
and I go fucked up. I forgot.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
I know it's really bad.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, yeah, like I reckon, it's somewhere in my subconscious
somewhere the level of fat shaming they were putting out
in the world. Anyway, that's you remember the first time
listening the song it's the come No No, it was aft,
Oh You've got a lift?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
What was time from?

Speaker 2 (07:14):
It was on something that was Miley Cyrus And you're thinking, Shannon, No,
couldn't be more am.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
I'm getting confused. Well, if it is your first time listening, hi,
this is is it just me back from the dead.
We canceled the show in December after comments came to
light from my Heart Radio.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Coming back Now, It just it does feel a bit
like I've got my tail between my legs because I'm like,
we did a really emotional booking farewell and now we're
just like.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Hey, we owned this product, we owned the ip.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
You know. I got a visage from my friend Blake
when the finale quote unquote came out, and he never
fucking listened before, but he tuned in out of curiosity.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
This is the blake that we both made.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yes, and he sent a message saying I was in
tears driving over the Harbor Bridge listening very dangerous. How
did you both feel after the finale? I haven't listened
to it, haven't, but just generally I.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Was very depressed. I was married to Like, it did feel.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Like a breakup. If you thought that there would at
least be a tiny spidgeon of well, thank god, that's
like a little bit of relief because I don't have
to do all the editing and whatever. But there was none.
It was just like proper loss.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, I agree. For me, it came after because I
was mourning the loss of the radio show, which happened
at the same time.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
If you missed that horrific couple weeks.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
And months, and then it only hit me like two
months ago, the podcast being over. Yeah, Like, I had
a real delayed response. But here we are, so I
guess it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Oh. I had like an embarrassing moment in one of
my pilates classes where they just played like a really
emotional song and out of nowhere, I just started crying. Yeah,
to be fair. It was like the you know, the
cool down bit at the end of class. I was
lying down looking at the roof and they played that.
I was going to find it, but I can't remember.
What's that fucking Rihanna song she did for the soundtrack

(09:01):
of something.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Oh, for the soundtrack of Black Panther, Yes.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Hang on? What was it called again? Black Panther? Leanna,
you've got the dreadlocks.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
You should know.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Okay, Black Panther Reanna lift me Up. They played this
as our cool down song hang on. Oh oh, this
had made me cried to this one.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
Me.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
I just kind of went like this and I went, no,
you're a public Mitchell, fucking pull it together. You're a
public figure. How embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
And I had so many people in public. Two people
tell me that they missed the show. That little twink
that works at my local makers who years ago, was
like love the show, and I was like, thank you,
don't tell anyone. I got a triple quadriple what about it?
And then I went back in a couple of weeks
ago and he's like, oh.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
My god, I'm so devastated.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
I know, I know, but so we will just reiterate
the fact that this is a little special for which
this will probab be a little longer than usual, but
it doesn't matter. Yeah, fuck it, my heart still get
the ad space so everyone will make money off you.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
I will say that we wouldn't toy with your emotions again.
After that emotional finale, so many people when we posted
the number seven on our Instagram story as a little
teas that we would be doing a reunion, they were like, Nah,
it's just not possible. They're fucking with us as if
we would do that, I wouldn't fuck with you.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, guys, that goodbye was genuinely traumatic for all of them.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
I'm not even being dramatic.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
It was so we're not toying with you. If anything,
we're toying with our emotions coming back, dabbling in again.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
No, it's like, you know, going back to the X.
People are like, oh, is that really wise? But no,
it's fun being back. I want to give a shout out,
by the way, because there were these are the first
people that I noticed. They figured out what the number
seven on our Instagram. Man, they figured out the clue. Matt,
we passed it. Yeah, Matt Fage, Amy Allen, Rebecca Hamilton
shout out to you. They were like, ah, they posted seven,

(10:52):
which means seven days until next week, which is peak week.
It's a Monday. Great, so we are also we look
in the group chat, we read everything. Oh yeah, okay,
so we need to This will be.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
A long opener, but that's fine. Oh fuck it, you know,
like this will this will be a long time.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
We've got catching up to to day. We've been like
six fucking months. So play the Pigwek music again.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Yes, bye, gotess guys, a smash cake to celebrate.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Holy fuck.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
I thought to get some anger out considering where I
don't know. We're all at peace now, but General Mitchell,
I found this mallet in your bathroom cabinet. Oh is
that important?

Speaker 2 (11:27):
No, that was just to put my bed frame together
as they go for go Great. I thought it was like.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Some sort of kinky there.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Maybe sure, you know he's in his mid thirties. Maybe
he needs his.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Joints noted in the position after a good bum, Jenny,
you can do the honors.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
We're also filming this. This may or may not be
live on YouTube. We're just testing stuff.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Shut up.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, Cheery had a bright idea that let's put this
episode on YouTube. We get people asking to watch. I know,
but out of nowhere, He's like, I'll do it. I'll
do it. Everyone, Go ahead to Mitch Cherry's YouTube channel.
It may or may not be there in video we
can put on your tube. I don't mind now, it's
your idea. Mate, you're doing the heavily far right. Let's
do it, kidding. I ended up doing it, so you

(12:05):
can find the video on my YouTube channel. Classic link
in the show notes. If you want to watch this
episode in full, carry on.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
When are you going to smash it?

Speaker 2 (12:13):
You're gonna have to do it on camera. You're gonna
have to hold it in one you can't see.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Sorry, go back to your your camera.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Jenna's knocked her microphone.

Speaker 7 (12:25):
I told you the YouTube with more trouble than next
week on Isabella's soft Ummy.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
We've still got it guard and.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Jenna is the only one is still in broadcast. Did
you just knock her micup?

Speaker 7 (12:36):
Amanda Kell, I'm going to come fix your mic. I'm
not editing any of this now, I don't think so,
honor rate what's happening. She's now got the smash cake,
which mind you available smash Cake.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Okay, b yohammer mind you again?

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Okay, good for it. Welcome back Jim for one day.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Oh oh my god, Oh there we go. That is
real piggy like I don't late to bring Is it
so dense? Yeah? You sprinkles on it, which is fucking exciting.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
What's inside? Jenna?

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Trigger warning for the mister fabes.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Got more Diess sprinkles and.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Suff Oh yeah, snakes. I'll pass it around, Grab your
handful and I'll pass on to it. So pigwik is
a long standing tradition on is it just me? Where
we have just said eat and pick out and get
what you want.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
We said bring a plate each. Yeah, what I've is
on more than one plate.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Now what I've what I've done is I've got my
favorite snack rotation at the moment, it's acommendation.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Fuck off.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
So I bought this their little pretzel chips if anyone
wants to pretzel chips, they're called Olie's Pretzel Chips, Our
cream and onion.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
They're really They're really good, I believe you. But also,
like my mouth is dry at the best of the times.
It's the side effect of the ADHD men' fust to
be eating pretzels on the podcast Jenna.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Ye, Well, I love you and I have missed you.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
The Double Decker, I love Double Decker is so.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Much the driest chocolate bar terrible you've ever in your life.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Imagine if a concrete van that has the big spinny
thing at the back were poured into a concrete mold
and added wafer biscuit into it.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
It's fucking deep fried Plato's delicious and it's so ugly.
It's so bad.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
I also got this because I've seen it on TikTok.
Did you guys know that link to do a ninety percent
cocoa chocolate?

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah, you've had it before, Yeah you have not. Is
it just that dark chocolate? No?

Speaker 1 (14:30):
So normal dark chocolate is only fifty percent dark. The
rest is still milk chocolate.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Can you get I will ask you the queen queen
pick queen feet.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Jenny's gloating and we get it. Your full time employed,
We're not. Also tried to apologize to you, but freelance
work is harder than then it sounds.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Thank you. I was waiting for the eye told you, well,
I've told you in the past. Actually know I'm the
one that should say I told you though, Yes, I
told you. This is jet black.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Holy fuck, that.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Is darker than dark chocolate. All right, Jesus, that makes
that makes cherry rights look our boy.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
I know it's not that great, no offense.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Is it not something that you would pick out on? Nah,
I'll give it a go. But is it like healthy
up because that was meant to be like a super
food or whatever.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
It's ninety percent dark chocolate. Bomp.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Yeah, it's full on, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (15:22):
I shouldn't have had a whole bit. I gotta watch
my mouth. That hang on a dark tongue. Is that
the end of your plate?

Speaker 1 (15:29):
I also got because it's a trend. Cocoa Bella chocolate
coconut water. I've always wanted to size it is like
very hard to get it, always sold out. So Cocoa
Bella is coconut water, but chocolate flavored. I've not tried it,
but apparently it's incredible.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
We're just going to be swigging from We'll get a
hold on, talk about your life. No, we should have
done this before. That's all right now. I don't think
I've even had regular coconut water, let alone chocolate coconut water.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yeah, no, this is definitely a trend.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
I've seen it all over TikTok, and I've looked for
it at the supermarkets.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
It's all sold out.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Just so you know, you could tell me that anything's
a trend, and I fucking believe you because I'm so
out of the loop. For some reason, my TikTok never
shows me trends. It's only sad cat videos.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Oh I get them too.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
And like five signs that you're a high functioning alcoholic
and I'm like, wow, that was targeted. What has this
phone been listening to?

Speaker 1 (16:15):
But you don't need five songs?

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Oh my god. All right, So the word water doesn't
belong in this because it's really really it just looks
like oil.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
All right, give it a go. Happy Pigweek. Cheers to
the pod.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Cheers. Oh oh that's weird. Now, I don't know it's
all right what I was expecting because it looks like
a real choky milk.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
It's quite good.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Oh my god, I love it. I could drink a
whole thing of that.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Well, your female dad, I'm not super sold.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
This is really good.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Then he's six months time. We'll be like, guys, I've
just found this new thing. It's a trend.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Also me subtly, I could drink a whole thing of
that if we haven't have one.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
All right, well there are you? Did you just do
your groceries and you're sharing a little bit with us
with every intention of taking it home.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
It's Williams and barbecue sauce in the bottom of the bags.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
I needed it. Do you want to see my plate
or if you're not finished.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
I'm finished. I've got some popcorn in there, but it's
just for later.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Okay, great.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
The tradition on this show is you, while you're listening
to this, have to pick out as well, and you
have to eat a treat. It can be anything, but
something you wouldn't normally eat. Yeah, you can multitask. You
can listen to this and also order a pizza on
your phone.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah, of course, and then if this is a long
enough episode, the pizza will turn up before the.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
End, guaranteed.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Would you like to see what I've provided for yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Fire up the pig music.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
So let me tell you. You're familiar with your cheesel.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yes, yeah, you put them on your fingers.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah. So I popped down to the shops recently because
I had friends coming over. It's doing a snack run.
And apparently everyone on Earth had the same idea because
they were sold out of fucking everything. It was just
the dregs left on the shelves, which is when I discovered.
Let me ever quick, look, what is this your chicken
cheesel es? Yes, fucking for you. You'll never eat a

(18:01):
cheese all again?

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Here around already opens.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
You clearly couldn't resist yourself because unlike you, I'm organized.
I thought i'd save the whole unboxing on the podcast. Yeah,
he's such a thinker. If bar with you, I would
have gotten a cut for the cake, and okay, I
would have done a lot of things.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
So I don't like chicken twisty, So I just want
to preface it by saying you take.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
On neither do I I'm not mad for them, but
these are quite fucking phenomenal. They smell like a chicken twisty.
I'll just try it.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
That'll be great, right, I'm sorry, takes some all to
pass me.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
I'm going to place money. I'm not a bettingman, but
I reckon these are going to be polished off first
episode because there it's hard to stop.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Right, is it just me on the fly. Maybe it's
because I was a kid, but they used to fit
on my finger as a ring jesuits. Now I can't
even get them over the.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Tip fucking shrink flash and I tell you you reckon
I go more? Or is that just a motivate your pinky?
That's true, because I reckon they've gotten smaller.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Same with definitely got small No trying to get past
the first knob.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Let me put it on my finger, nout.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
And I got one other thing. Because I've learned from
past pig weeks. We always forget that pig Week coincided
with Jennet's birthday, which is next week next week. As
you know, I've always said that it's not fucking a
birthday without cake. That's Truecake, early birthday, Jenner.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
They're good cupcakes.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
You've done well, mature, great jummy.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Guess what I've got them? Your Woolies magic? What's going
on at Woolies?

Speaker 1 (19:42):
I went to Woolies and I tapped my everyday rewards card. Actually,
first of all, I went to tap my Mitch Coomb's
event Bright comedy show from six years ago is just
the same color as my Everyday Rewards and I haven't
deleted it from my wallet, so I'm like, that's not it.
And then I tapped my rewards cards because you've got
ten dollars to spend. I know it's always a nice surprise,
but I I'm an idiot, which I have to admit

(20:03):
I've admitted to you on the record, Mitchell a few times.
I had to set myself up now that I'm freelance
as a business. I've got my own business card.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah, did you do a business name and everything?

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Yeah? What is that?

Speaker 1 (20:14):
It's actually called which Mitch Productions I went with?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Is it just media? Yeah, that's great, that's clever. But
I decided on that name before we fucking cancel the podcast,
so it means nothing.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Now, it's still a good company name, I think. So anyway,
I have a business account now where my business money
goes into, so I use that. But it's the exact
same as the one. So I've paid for parking on
the kidio.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
I've had to really memorize the last four numbers so
I don't get the confused. Now that I've got two
business cards, yeah, which is too successful. Yeah, now, Jenna,
what's your more proprietary limited called Anyway?

Speaker 3 (20:49):
This one is also trending to buy chocolate, to.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Buy chocolate actually for one sum across this for once.
I'm in the loop.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
My god, Yes, so it's very rares.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yes, because I know that people keep banging on about
viral de bar chocolate. If it really works?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Is it in a tup away container? Did you make
this at hard?

Speaker 2 (21:11):
No?

Speaker 3 (21:11):
No, in a bag? And I thought it wasn't The
bag wasn't nice enough.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
So I got a container on a scale of one
to chicken cheese or how outstanding it's outstanding, Mitchell, get
a load of this. Oh my god, it's got green.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Like no, it's so good, it really is.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Here we go. This is It's very soft. It's just
like a normal chocolate block. Bur Sorry, do you buy chocolate? Crazy, Lily.
Not what I was expecting at all. I told you,
I mean, it's real fucking good. But I don't even
know what to like in it too, For the sake
of what do you even compare it?

Speaker 4 (21:51):
To?

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Stop talking?

Speaker 3 (21:53):
How delicious is it?

Speaker 2 (21:56):
That is so good? I'll tell you what. You couldn't
eat too much at once? It's real sickly Steven.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
The other day, all I do is rab it on
about how much I want to try to do by chocolate.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Never it's so good I get the high.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Stephen goes, I tried you by chocolate today. He bought
a block and didn't save anything, so I dubbed him.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
So what's in the middle?

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Is it like it's pistachio?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Something, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Like that's like Shrek's not looking describe it.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
I think it's shredded. You know what they put in Bucklova.
It's like shredded for.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
That's where you're compared it to. It's bar Yeah, it is.
It's very I was like, it reminds me of something,
but I couldn't figure it out.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
But while we're on a high life update from me
lost two grandparents in the last month and then almost
lost another one at the funeral of one of them.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
I've heard the story. That's why I'm laughing. Yeah, I'm
not laughing at your misfortune. But Jesus rough trot figure.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Oh yeah, So when I entered this podcast, I had
almost all my grandparents.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Now I've lost two and almost a third.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
In a month.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Can you believe that? It's like it shouldn't be a
funny story, Janney, but it kind.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Of it's very need to hear.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Sorry, everything just fucking crashed the whole system.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Or Isabella rolled onto her bad and that pussy knocked
out a chord.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Sorry, that was me actually already having tech issues.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Oh I've really missed this podcast.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Will power on you guys. Nothing happened, but there was
a little glitch in the matrix. But we power on,
we return.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yes, So you were just saying that like six grandparents
are dead or something.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
No, no, no, So Alma is alive and well she's okay.
But Nan, who's on my mum's start of the family,
who had dementia. We love Nan, gorgeous woman at ninety four,
passed away, but it was her time, you know, dementia
really really gripped on there.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Which is Kissy Kissy correct?

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Sois Kissy's funeral. Uncle Phil's giving a eulogy. All the
family they're in suits watching it was more a celebration
of life. And then didn't want a funeral. And Dad's mum, Alma,
the Dutch Alma who's been on the show, in the
middle of the eulogy, mid speech, makes it all about herself,
That's what.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
I was saying, Jenner. I was like, this is the
battle of the nan. She has fucking gel She's like,
kiss he has always been the favorite Liane life at
her celebration of life, and she's like, well, death is
a pretty high stake.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
The only way I can top it is if I die.
So she falls to the ground.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
No pulse as an episode.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Her heart stopped speeding, so she wasn't actually banging it on. No,
it was real, went gray started to vomit on herself.
It was really a traumatic experience, I believe it or not.
Was the one who wrangled the whole room.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
My fight or flight kicked in right against whole room.
Oh yeah, it was fucking room. Give the room.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Everyone out out field, can give you two minutes? Everyone outside, Annie,
Juliana your wrap? Everyone out on the.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Did anyone know fucking first date or CPR.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Luckily we had a good friend Claudia, who is an
eur nurse. We had the head of the emergency department
from the local hospital there shout out. They went to
Homer but they needed a defibrillator. So I ran to
the eighteen year old of the bar and I was like,
get me a defibrillator.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
He's shaking us stared.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
I'm like I thought it was.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
I'm like, I don't go.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
He goes and gets the defibrillator to restart Olmer. She
comes back, doesn't either defip. In the end, she comes
back naturally very weak. Polse ambulance comes in ten minutes,
cut it off to hospital. She's alive and well, but
there was a moment where she went grays agos we
all genuinely thought she was gone.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
And then what would feel like anyway back to the
other end in two hours later, everyone else reconvened and
he carried on with his eulogy, his speech, and then
a week later, Papa died. Oh yeah, where does he
fit into the family tree?

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Dad's dad, so Alma's ex husband and Alma's not dead,
no alive was temporarily momentary.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Yeah yeah, okay, a brief death, a grand pound on
each side.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah, Now I've got one granddad. When this show ended,
I had three. Now I've got three granddads.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
No, three grandparents. Is that where you get it?

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Well, I'm Mitchell Allan Robert Jury. So Robert just died.
Alan's been gone a while, So there you go. So yeah,
that that was what happened in my personal life. But
for working freelance. As we touched on Mitch God like,
I take everything back anything I ever threw your way
or accused you of being lazy.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah, welcome to my world. The whole Well, you wouldn't
know because you didn't work full time thing. Yeah, it'd
be tough.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Oh my god, Okay, let me catch up to speed.
So I'm writing a stand up show other Mitchell.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Coombs coming for my turf.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
It'd be hard, like like, this is funny, but how
does it connect?

Speaker 2 (26:27):
What's the through line? What's the show? So I'm writing it,
but I'm not thinking each bit. Yeah, yeah, just making.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Sure there's a full through line. Like there's a theme
to the show, so the title makes sense. I'm working
with Radio Killed the Radio Star. That's fun, right, But
I also don't want to have to be about getting
fired because it's a bit like well as me, who.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Gives a shit? I mean, you may as well make
money off it, I know, right, monetize it.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Yeah, So I'm writing that I'm working on a TV show,
like a chat show. Concept that is so foreign to
me because I've created a show concept. Got nominated for
an Actor Award, Thank you so nice. I lost to
Jamie jury. It was for a New Australian show and
he won for a gardening competition.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Which is done numerous times, which yeah, because no one's
ever done it before.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
What if we just put a flower in some soil
and they went to give a fifty grand Jamie. So yeah,
I'm trying to get this to network. So I'm having
meetings with networks and executives and going.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Hey, buy my show pictures. Oh my god, can you
guess what?

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Every executive of every network has asked, what's your car
pool karaoke?

Speaker 2 (27:29):
That's also been done before. I said that.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
They were like, what if we put you in an
Uber and then we get Chapel Rowan and put her next.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Year sponsored by Uber? No Doubtyeah.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
They all want the commercial aspects.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Yeah, that's how they all think, which I get.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
But it's it's kept me busy and it's it's good.
But freelance Mitchell shout out to you. Jen is the
only one working full time. That's true these days, but
it's the last one standing last and Nova. I'm at Nova,
not full time on air at Nova how Nova.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah, they've taken over the pre set in my car
radio out of protests for how you were treated at
your last radio SA, although I will say some of
our idiots like sort of came to your defense, tried
to cancel me in a way because guess who ended
up working back at Kiss earlier this year. They niffed
about that. Well, no, because I got a call being like, hey,

(28:17):
can you come back and do your old job with
Carl and JACKIEO just while we hire someone new. We
just want someone that knows what they're fucking doing in
the interim. And I actually got your blessing beforehand, didn't
I did? I was like, oh, should I do it?
And you were like, yeah, just fucking charge them a bomb,
which I did.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yes, they've got money like.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Milkm And when I mentioned something about the fact that
I was working back with Kyle and Jackie OE and
Kiss someone, one of our idiots was like, how could
you after what they did to cheering? I was like, hey, hey,
he gave me the go ahead, don't stress. Yeah, yeah,
Oh they're so sweet. What else are we going to
catch up about?

Speaker 1 (28:55):
How sewn Sean's good?

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yes, Sean's good, He'll be home seen probably exciting his
fortieth was fun. Oh, he's going to hate you for that.
I think would else I have to update you about.
It's been a fucking six months or so. I broke
up with my management, which was fun.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Congratulations because I've done that now and it's very hard.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Oh there was no hard feelings. But I've got a
new manager. Her name is lem Yep, you know Abby
Chatfield's old podcast producer.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
She left.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, she left her do her own management agency, and
she approached me and I was like, sure, sign me up.
I happened to be looking for new management, so let's
do this. She launches the website for her new management
agency and I'm like, plasted across the website. It's good.
And then there's a little byline that says specializing in
neuro divergent Talent and I was like, oh, that's why

(29:46):
she reached out to me. She was like, oh, fuck me.
He clearly needs his hand held, doesn't it? And I
do And I'm loving it so far. She's a weapon.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
She's love it. What was it, Phlem?

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Was it Lem? Lemb?

Speaker 1 (30:00):
She's lemb sip?

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah, leamb sip, but hold the sip. Oh you're right
now of course. Yeah, what about you, Jenna? Any major
life updates? Well, I have Fish up the show. On
that note, I'll have some chips on.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
We're really running out of so well, I finished all
twenty two seasons of Grace Anatomy.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Oh my god, how long did that take?

Speaker 3 (30:18):
It took a few months, a few months.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, I know people that it's taken years. No, you
were a lot of free times, like twenty two accounting
you're not done.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
No, but the recent season's just finished.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Finished.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Well, Ellen Pompeo is the Marvel superhero of that franchise.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Yeah, that's true, that's true. I've also got fourteen la
boo boos.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yes, now I've seen the unboxing videos with that weird
filter you put on.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yep. Yeah, yeah. Have you paid for all of these
fucking little stuff toy things? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:46):
How much of their pop?

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Thirty two?

Speaker 2 (30:49):
How many did you say you have?

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Fourteen?

Speaker 5 (30:51):
Oh but one of them was one hundred and thirty
eight dollars because it's the big checkmate one has a little.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Crown, big one. Okay, so I've done thirty two times
thirteen plus one forty eight.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yeah, five hundred and four dollars.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
She works full time, Jenner.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Why because they're so cute. I got a special one
as well. The real one.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah, of the Macaron collection.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
No, no, no, the begin such a fucking five year old.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
I've got a special one. Yeah you did, I did.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
They're like the beanie babies. Remember when everyone had.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Like the Princess Diana beanie baby. And but wait, are
you telling me that squish meles are out now? Yeah,
they're just got on board. My sister got me an
Alpha bart squish Melee for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
A little green one.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah, that's really cute. But now they's out of trend.
I can't keep up there. The booboos are cute, They're fine.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
I'm on it. Stephen bought because I really wanted one.
Stephen bought me one.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
He paid eighty dollars at the Boo Boo.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
So people are buying them.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
For thirty five, thirty two, thirty two and.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Then up selling to eighty. So he bought two of them.
He bought one hundred.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Why would people upselling them? That's that's how much they
sell for, at least because they want a specific one.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
No persist.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
They're hard to get.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
So I'm on the Popmark notification list.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
Special Pedophiles a special hotsapp group dedicated to La Boo
Boo fans and sad that time. I literally just got
one just then five minutes ago, saying there's been a
new Laboo boo drop.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Did you what do you reply? Saying count me in?

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Everyone runs there, so then you line up.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Wait, so is it like the fucking lion king or
she is that you will lead me? You've got to
try and collect them. Yeah, I see, I'm not interested
in getting amongst the laboo boots. It's quietly ye get
you even.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Have their own song.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Fu give it to us.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Nah boo boo, lah boo boo, La boo boo love
boo boo boo.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Someone suggests it's repetitive, really really awful, Jenner.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Well, okay, we're all caught anything else.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Personal life.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Your mum has the mansion you sold because I know
you wanted to while labor and power, you said, because
Jenna's famous liberal voter, because the Libs are out, she
wanted to sell some of her one of six investments.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
But I'm for your godmother Sassan forgetting.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
We're so happy where So when Jenna called us that
night from Kirabilly House, we were so three. I didn't
realize Jenna was part of the late Dynasty, didn't you know?

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yeah, to get on with this? Are we really should
welcome to? Is it just me? Every show we start
the same way with two?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Is it just me? Is there's something we've noticed, something
we hate or appreciate. We call them iGEM's, I I
j m's or I j M. And Mitch has one,
I have one, Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
And off we go. Should I kick things off? Yeah,
go for it? Jennering, are you going to throw it?
And it's well you may as well. Here I've gone, Bradley,
welcome back. Let's go. Is it just me? Do you reckon?
I've been fucking ripped off?

Speaker 1 (33:58):
We couldn't want to say, there's bole all through this
apart reserve your judgment? Well, in what sense? What do
you mean?

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Well, I'll tell you what's occurred, and you tell me
if you think I've been ripped off? Okay? Yes, So
my friend Talia, you know Talisha, Yes, she gave me
a bus and she says, well, I'm officially on stress
leave from work. And I said, oh, I've been there, babes,
and she said, look, it wasn't in force, but it
was encouraged. They said to me, listen, it's been a

(34:26):
busy start to do you one. Don't you just take
the week to rest up, you know, recuperate whatever. And
she says to me, the problem is that I don't
know how to rest. What does that even look like?
How does one rest? And then I had a light
bulb moment and I said to her, you know what,
I was at scout the other day, as in my
Pilates studio. Oh yeah, I was at Pilate's and I

(34:47):
saw a poster on the wall advertising a rest workshop
how to Rest your Optimal Nourishment or some wank you shit.
And I said, well, you've just said you don't know
how to rest. They're doing that thing in a couple
of days. Should we go perfect And I said to her, well,
I'll go with you. It might be daunting going to
some random Pilarate studio you've never been to, so I'll

(35:08):
come with you. And she was like, yeah, that sounds amazing.
I sent her the link. She had a look and
then texted me back and says, dumb, I've booked it.
I went to book my fucking spot in the how
to Rest workshop sixty five bucks for starters. It's not
that bad. Really, it's not that bad for to rest.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Is there a price on rest but sixty five bucks.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
I would have thought as a regular i'd get some
sort of members passed, but no, anyway, lives at pollards.
At this point, I'd already committed, I'll take you. It's fine,
And then Sean was like, sounds great, I'll come to
fucking how to rest workshop and it sounds like how
to right. It sounds like there's going to be some
imparting of information peaching, yes exactly. So they kicked off

(35:51):
by handing out a few little like print outs and shit,
I've got one right here. Actually I brought it with me. Look,
the print out was merely a few fucking inspirational quotes
from Instagram. Why they couldn't even spring for the fucking
coloring is not a reward? Rest is productive. They've just screenshops. Yes,
so just a whole lot of that, just a bunch

(36:13):
of inspoke quotes. And for context, it was a two
and a half hour workshop. Jeez, so I was thinking
two and a half hours, I'm going to learn so much. Right,
So there was a couple of like you know, workshops
and ship at the start the first fifteen minutes. One
of them was she'd put a bit of Butcher's paper
on the wall and a few texts, and she goes, now,

(36:34):
just go and write whatever emotions spring to mind. Guess what.
Sean got up and wrote what? No, guess rest not stressed? Startled?
She goes up there and right startled, Yeah, exactly. And
so we we sit back down on the mats, and

(36:55):
I thought, oh, there's going to be a lot more
of this, right, and she goes, anyway, let's cut to
the We all know what we're here for. It'd been
fifteen minutes of workshopping. The rest was two hours and
fifteen minutes of napping in broad daylight on a hardwood floor.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Oh no, and you paid sixty five dollars for this.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Yeah, you could have done any your bed for free
and it would have been a fuck low more comfy.
Let me tell you I'd done a polatics class that morning,
so my backwards already killing me. I on a hardwood floor.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Wait, what did the teacher do while you all napped?

Speaker 2 (37:30):
I mean, to be fair, she was fucking lovely. You
got you two know that there's like two versions of me.
There's the fair and reasonable, and there's the fucking cynical.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Yeah, there's a few others in between, but they're the
main two.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Well, i'll give you the two approaches. The fair and
reasonable version of me will tell you she was such
a treasure. She actually was. She came round as we're
fucking napping and says, Mitchell, are you warm enough?

Speaker 5 (37:53):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (37:53):
That's sweet?

Speaker 2 (37:54):
And I was thinking I am, but like, thank you
for asking. I can't remember the last time someone asked
me if I'm warm enough.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
That's really nice.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
That's actually really nice. Did you manage to sleep at all? No,
because for some reason I couldn't separate the fact that
this is the same room I come to exercise. Imagine
trying to nap on the gym floor. It's just wrong.
It's just not right. To Leisia and Sean, on the
other hand, they frofed it. They balked away, being like
that was incredible, that was just what I needed.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
And then my cynical Mitchell kicked in and I was thinking,
this bitch is surely laughing at us behind our back,
being I can't believe they fell for that. I'd just
printed off some shit they god to google and then
I just put them to sleep and charge them sixty
five back. Totally, Mitch, You've been dooked completely. And then
what really sold it for me? At the end of

(38:43):
the how to Rest? She says, and just remember the
only person in charge of your rest is huge. So
she's charged of sixty five bucks and then said, fucking
go figure it out yourself. What a waste of time
and money. Although we did get free will not free
sixty five dollars socks right now the very aged care. Yeah,

(39:08):
they're like those bed socks that are going to turn
real ship in a week.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
They have a grippy bottom.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
No no, So I got cashed to five dollars socks
and an uncomfortable nap. How good the fact there's a
sucker bow on every minute in there? Yes there is?
Is it just me?

Speaker 6 (39:27):
You can follow the show online just search a couple
of mitches.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
If you don't, you're a dickhead.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
I know, I completely forgot. It is pig Weeks, so
I hope you're listening at home. It is eating a snack.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Has the pizza revived? Did you order pizza? I remember
I said earlier. If you listen to the end of
the episode, if you order pizza now, it might have
a ramp. It's what we call the bees of collback.
I know you're new to stand up A crawl back
a col back, that's what I do. I'd crawl back
to it. I got these as well. I had these yet.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
No, no, there's more in my bag of goodies, chocolate
coated strawberries and cream.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Shut your sticker fell off.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
They're listed as smoked almonds.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Oh did you? Did? You put them to his almond?

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Nine dollars?

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Paid a dollar?

Speaker 4 (40:12):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Is this from like the bitter you will leads where
they've got the scoop? I went to your local Wars,
which turns out is fancy.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
The fancy Wooly.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
They had a whole scoop.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Section, so I just went scooping. But as I was scooping,
I was eating. I just sampled them. This says no sampling, but.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
I still do it. Oh that's real nice.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
I want to try it.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
They're really good at a wools metro near you.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yeah, they're fucking aging, aren't they incredible? I'm also gonna
have a cheesel savory and sweet. You know it's all
about that combo?

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Are they not incredible? Did I tell you or did
I tell you?

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Yeah, you're right, we have a long show ahead of it.
Should I jump in with my agent?

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Yeah, you're better, all right, Bradley? Is it just me?

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Do you think Royal Kingdom is a money laundering scheme?

Speaker 2 (40:58):
That the game thing that they're keep seeing ads for,
Oh my god, and it's got Phoebean Monica from Friends
in and they're playing some.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Yeah, have listened to this If you missed it?

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Ready phase great?

Speaker 3 (41:13):
What am I going to do for the next five hours?
Play the new puzzle game Royal Kingdom.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
It's the perfect way to passtime online flights.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
I'm not listening to any of that.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Booshit, that's what that is.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Two of the biggest actresses in Hollywood flogging a game
called Royal Kingdom.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Did you also think at first, surely this is AI
put their name to it. That's what I thought when
I saw fucking Monica and Phoebe.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
They also have Kevin Hart. They have the gay couple
from Modern Family.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
For me, they rebooted Modern Family for Royal Kingdom. Those
characters are done.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Yes, they would have paid millions for the stars of Friends.
The stars of Friends did the episode of friends from
million dollars each?

Speaker 2 (41:51):
How much?

Speaker 1 (41:53):
How much money can an application have? It doesn't make sense.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
But also, who is playing this game?

Speaker 4 (41:58):
There's no one.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
No one is playing Royal No one in this room. No.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
They did one with Kevin Hart where he was mid
stand up set and he was yelling at an audience
member for playing Royal Kingdom, and then he gets so
invested in Royal Kingdom he downloads it himself on the stage.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
My god, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
But where is that money coming from? I think it's
it's drugs, it's money laundering.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Sure, I seem to recall because I did watch the
entire ad which had monacraed female. Did they mention there's
no annoying ads popping up on screen? Yes? So where's
the bloody money coming from?

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Where does the money come from?

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Are they expecting people to, like, you know, they have
to buy a certain amount of points to pass the
check point, and so people are going to start spending
money on the game like a new Bloody Club Penguin
or anger bed Oh.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
I used to buy a little Doodle fits for my
doodle Jump character. I bought the Christmas knit sweater, I
bought the exter Bunny Years for Doodle Jump, I loven't
in that purchase.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
There's only one iPhone game that I've actually loved and
I still play it to this day. Parking Jam. What's
parking exactly? What it sounds like?

Speaker 4 (42:59):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Is that where you move cars out of the parking lot? Yes?
Oh that's incredible.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
O good yeah. Please. You've got to make sure you
don't hit the dot Wiggins in the car party around
you lose points and I'm amazing at it.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
I can imagine. The only aut that I like is
realistic bridge construction games where you have to build like
a suspension bridge and then cars drive over it and
if you haven't done it correct it collapses and everyone.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Does How quickly do you have to build the bridge?

Speaker 1 (43:26):
It takes like twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Oh see, that's too much for me because it's a.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Suspension bridge, like you need to correctly weighed and too much.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Announced for it. Once you involve physics and ship.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Now you're saying before we turn the micros and Jennet,
you love.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Grinder, Yeah yeah, I do, yeah, yeah, but you know,
Royal Kingdom can fuck right off. Neil Interests. I'm seeing
the ads over and over again and they've not gotten
me over the line.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
No, I'm not into it. Also, what a Monica and
being whateveryone name is Friends Phoebe doing on a flight together?

Speaker 2 (43:55):
You've never seen Friends? You have such strong opinions about
that show. If somebody who's never seen it, I've got
the gist. They're all in a cafe. No, no, oh,
they're all in an apartment.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
And guess what, grumby cat singing Mellie.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
It's one of Phoebe's original.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Like grow up, So you have seen it?

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Then ugly naked guy instude.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
I've watched a few episodes, so you have. I have,
but not like seeing it like you depressingly watch.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
I feel like Grays and Aadim is a bit different.
But the only reason I watch Friends now is because
it's like an old comfort watch. But if I was
watching it for the first time, I'd be like, it's
not that funny, because it's actually not.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
It's not.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
It's also quite problematic, very very problematic.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
I am my ex used to fall asleep watching Friends
like it was a habit that he had when he
hit to sleep when when he was alone out loud, yes,
because he needed something to play in his head because
he was so sick and twisted. Anyway, then when we
got together and started sleeping in the same room, like
the first night, he's like, all right, I'm off to bed.
I'm like, this is fun my first Oh anyway that

(44:58):
I hear you just play them on loop on Stan
of course and now on Max. Are they know I
can't contractually mentioned that one has all.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
I'll tell you what's on stand. I'm going to do
the heavy lifting for you. McCloud's Daughters is the background,
and we just added Offspring. Yes, two favorite fucking shag.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Can I just say Stan has Hacks If you're not
watching Hacks on Stan. Hacks is one of the best
shows I've ever seen in my life. It is sensational. Also,
the new Love Triangle is very good.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
I'm trying to look into your eyes and see if
you're telling the truth. That's part of the contract, I.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Promise you, really, No, I am an ambassador for Standing.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Actually, you've mentioned Hacks before before you were a STAN ambassador.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
I have no no, I've got no. I don't have
any mentions as part of my contract.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Okay, that was a little freebie.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Did you say phoebe back to friends. That's a callback.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Danna have you got anum up your sleepy? I'll do one.
We're running over time to.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Keep it sweet because not sure what there could be
song as you want?

Speaker 2 (46:03):
But brad let is it just me?

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Is there too much Harry Potter merch out there?

Speaker 2 (46:15):
I agree?

Speaker 3 (46:16):
I go with this Harry Potter Jinny's.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
I went to Vinnie's sake. Yes, there was a huffle
puff duffall NIE's.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
I thought, how did that get from Universal Tokyo all
the way?

Speaker 2 (46:28):
It's probably because they were boycotting jk Rowling.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Everywhere. So you know, where are you going?

Speaker 2 (46:34):
I've not seen any So.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
There's this place.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
It's like a shop that sells blind boxes but it's
not which is like la Boo boo but different.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Which is like pop mark for it.

Speaker 5 (46:46):
So they have all like the Japanese Chinese characters got it?

Speaker 3 (46:49):
And then at the.

Speaker 5 (46:50):
Back they have a whole lot of Harry Potter merch
right No, And I'm talking like elaborate Harry Potter merch.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
And it's just like, is there a reason why?

Speaker 2 (47:00):
What do you mean elaborate? Have they got BIRDI bots
every flavored beans and that They've got.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
These different like coffee cup things with broomsticks and all
this on it.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Quish the fucking chocolate frogs that will Yes, Yeah, that
was exciting.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
That was but you know when merchandise chocolate is normally
it's normally chip chocolate.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Na, it was like basically a Freddo in the shape
of a proper frog. It's going to say, in the
shape of a frog. Freda is literally a frog, but no,
it looked like a chocolate frog.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
I really wanted, like Trevor, I wanted to eat that
chocolate frog, but as a frog.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Like with it's like the texture of a real frog.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
I don't know why that's all I want of you
would want? Yeah, any okay, the ones and the hats,
the sorting hats, that mechanical it's just too mart Yeah,
I agree. And then rebooting Harry Potter there's a new
HBO Max show. It's like it's a remake, it's a reboot.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
It's a serious My brother with that when you can
just watch sand totally, it was actually quite funny. Over Christmas,
my sister was like, okay, the whole Jake Hey railing
trance phobia boycott right, it doesn't count if I reread
the books that I've already purchased, right, I owned the
copy before that, that doesn't count. It's supporting. And I said,
n that's fine. But if you're going to show the

(48:14):
films to your children, you're gonna have to show them
Harry Potter and the Stone and just tell them that
was Harry Potter.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Have you seen Harry Potter and the Stone the first one? Nor,
that's Harry Potter and the Philosopy. Oh my god, I've
got a lisp. Guys, I can't do this Philosopher's Stone. Yes,
of course I have no Harry Potter and the Stone
on YouTube it's someone like, shot by shot, scene by scene,
just doing a really povo remake of Harry Potter. But
it's so funny, like Hamione's a man.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Have you done this on the show before?

Speaker 5 (48:42):
Never?

Speaker 2 (48:42):
I really discovered it recently.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Harry Potter and the Stone. Yeah, okay, now I'll have
to keep on.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
We don't have time to fucking get into it. But
do yourself a favor. It is so stupid.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Yeah, okay, I think I won't trust me.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
You, of all people, will find it funny. You will.
I know what tickles your fucking funny bone. Don't worry,
it does all right. Well, thanks for that.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
I just don't want any more Harry Potter, stop stop
with Harry Potter.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
But don't want it.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
I don't want to see it.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Yeah, no, I agree with you completely. I bought this
shirt that Protect the Doll shirt. It's a it's a
well I noticed that.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
That's really nice.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Protect the Doll Protect. Have you seen this shirt?

Speaker 3 (49:15):
I've seen it on I think Instagram and stuff.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Pedro Pascal wore it to the premiere.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
I think of The Last of Us too. It's it's
you haven't heard of it, Mitchell, let me get the
photo or really. Connor ives as a designer. He lives
in New York. He works in fashion. It's guys World
say they wore it a fashion week I think this year.
But all proceeds go to trans Lifeline in the US.

(49:40):
The dolls are our trans dolls, right, yes, yes, so
I I wanted to buy it, but I got called
out by someone in Surrey Hills. She was like, it's
that the Connor Ive shirt. And I was like, oh,
it's actually not the Connor Ive shirt. It's just like
a it's like a red bubble version because the car
Rive shirt is sold out. So then she said that's
really bad because all his proceeds go to trans Lifeline,

(50:01):
to which I said, well, guess what I donate. I
sent the money to trans Lifeline. I made a donation,
did you Yes, of course.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Because okay, well that's really not I would have seen
that point.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
No, in Australian dollars, I didn't do seventy five years
because the red bullshit costs. I think it was twenty six.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Yeah, now you've spent more than you needed to. Yeah,
well I.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Felt because I just knew that I could get in trouble.
But then when I came to your building today, the
lady reception was like, oh that's a genuine Connor Rives.
I can tell because of the thinness.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Oh my god, I didn't really thinness.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Yeah, because it's actually quite thin the car.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
I thought it was genuine.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Thank you, But you're across the controversy. Yes, because if
you don't buy, you should donate. It's the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
I'm sure it is.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Protect the dolls. When I wore it, Jenna's like, I agree,
we should protect the La boo boos.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
You've got it, You've got it.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
They need to be protected at all costs.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Is taking that I really are you're listening to?

Speaker 5 (50:55):
Is it just me?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Got something on your mind?

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Put up at a couple of Mitchell's on Instagram to
get yourself on the show? All right? Well, as you know,
every Monday except for every Monday in twenty twenty five
until now, we like to get an idiot of ours
on the phone to share it. Is that just you?
People didn't know that we were coming back for a
surprise reunion?

Speaker 1 (51:19):
No, we better.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
So obviously we haven't had anyone putting their hand up
to come on the show. But we've still got the
show phone, correct, you know, So we've just maybe we
should just scroll through the text that we've been sent
in the past and just call someone out of nowhere.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Did we get any messages Mitchell after we canceled the show.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Yes, a lot of like heartbroken one and then we've
had a few recently been like is this thing still on?
And I've replied yes, and they're like I feel like
I'm talking to someone being on the grape. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Well you had to buy credit for the phone, didn't you.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
I did so that we could make this phone call.
So if these pitches don't answer.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
I got so good buying all the stuff a pea
week on the company card.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
I'm like, this is great. I forgot we have this thing,
just a line.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
I know it's Jenna.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
The amount of interest me on that shit because it's
just sitting there.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
It's just cash.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
The dude buy chocolate was expensive.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
I'll send us the receipt. Yeah, I'll reimburse your chick.
No worries. All right, let's just let's We're gonna just
ring random numbers. So I'm just gonna scroll through all
the texts that have been sent to this number, oh
till nine.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
A zero two took the oscar to nine.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Let's have a quick look. We've got Steph. We've got
Ciena from Bendigo if you like.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Steph is the name of a listener we've had on
michhow one hundred games.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
I feel like we've got forty steps. Ye, honestly, I agree.
This text came from Peter. I missed the pod already.
I wish you all the best, mostly cheery because he's
the only one that replies to me on instag Jenner
and Coombs don't love you all.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Peter, Well, you've got no excuse, Jenna, Mitch just gets
would get influx.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Of wh Who's Peter Peter?

Speaker 2 (52:58):
I do get an in flux, but also I'm pretty
good at replying to people. Sorry, Peter, Peter. Who else?
Ethan from Mildura?

Speaker 4 (53:08):
We could do an Ethan.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
That guy could be good. We often do women.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
I don't have any messages from a Peter.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Jenny, you do. He could be like p twenty seven
whatever the fuck?

Speaker 4 (53:16):
You know? All right?

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Just ring, just ring?

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Are you backing in Ethan for Mildura?

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Back in Ethan from Mijury?

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Should we just like just talk like normal?

Speaker 6 (53:25):
Yay?

Speaker 2 (53:26):
It's mid miss Jenner here.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Definitely because at the time of recording, he won't know
that there's no announcement that the show's back.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
But actually, because we're bringing this on everyone.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
He needs to keep it quiet.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Yeah, and so all we know is his name Ethan
from mil Durrett that energy. Does he feel trustworthy? Is
he going to blab in the Idiots group? Oh my god,
they're doing a reunion and it's going to be dropping
from the Monday episode.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:48):
I think Ethan sounds like a gas bagger. To be fair,
anyone that listens to this show as a gossip. True,
we're gonna run the risk with anyonet.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Just do it, all right, Well, hopefully Ethan from Mildura
doesn't blab on us. All right, here we go. Come on, Ethan,
whenever you're ready, mate.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Ethan, that's Mitch, Mitch and Jenna. Hello, Hello, Ethan.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
It's Mitch, Mitch and Jenner.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
How are you yeah?

Speaker 6 (54:20):
Good? Thanks?

Speaker 2 (54:21):
How are you yeah good? Ethan? What are you up to.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Studying?

Speaker 6 (54:26):
Pretty much?

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Well, we might leave it to well sorry tunnel, Sorry, Ethan.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
He was not interested. Sorry, if you're I'm this is few.
If Rove called back, if Princess fucking Diana sent you
a camea, you'd asked some questions like.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
What that is the response we get from our comeback?

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Hello? If it was just Halloween and you've got a
trick or treat from Maddie mccanirn, I'll pay you. Pay
the money, Pay the money, pay the money. You'd have
a bit of gust some about your response.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Since you mentioned Maddie mccannon, I'll pay it again. They
apparently found her, found her killer. I got the problem
with having that as my legacy joke. Is there anytime
any updates? In that case happen. My d ms are
flood with updates on Maddie mccannon, which is good because
I hope they find her.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
I really do.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
And it looks like they have found the murderer, or
not murderer, the prime suspect.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
What about Sienna from Bendiga Why not? She sent us
a few messages, so I feel like the bar is
already solow.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Hopefully she's not studying.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Oh my god, Ethan just texted, what the fuck you
guys are back? War is over?

Speaker 4 (55:38):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (55:38):
We're Where was that week? And we called you?

Speaker 4 (55:42):
All right?

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Call Heidi or.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Whatever her name was.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Closing my eyes, I'm stressed. It's like the bloody cash can.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Isn't he Hello?

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Hi, Sienna, It's Mitch, Mitch and Jenna?

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (55:57):
Is that actually?

Speaker 5 (55:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Yeah? Oh my god, we're.

Speaker 6 (56:01):
Back by Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Yes, we've never been more serious. We're not back for good.
We're just back for pig week. And we were going
through the phone you texted us before, so we thought, well,
we'll see if she wants to do it. Is it
just may have arrived.

Speaker 6 (56:13):
Yeah, I'm just an Ida and my phone started ringing.
This is not what I was expecting to happen.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Yeah, we need to do to bring it on. Now
we need to ask something of you, Margaret. We need
you not to tell anyone, none of the idiots, because
no one we're recording this before we put it out,
obviously obviously that's I'm just explaining it, thank you to
she's not on the bus and she's not in entertainment.
She wouldn't get it, Sienna, that you can't blab.

Speaker 6 (56:42):
Okay, I promise. Oh my gosh, I've never felt more
special in my life.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
Good.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Oh, I'm glad to hear it. Darling. Do you reckon?
You could pull an? Is it just me? Out of
your art?

Speaker 4 (56:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (56:54):
I'm trying to remember what I texted you guys about it.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Should have it? Oh well, why don't you just have
a look around on the sh elves at IgA and
anything jumping to mind.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
We can really spin out a weave a story out
of anything, like you want to talk about costantly, say,
if I.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Read out your in gym, then that kind of spoils.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
The Yeah, yeah, oh here it is.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Is it just me?

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Or have you also achieved vehicular manslaughter?

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Wow? That's just what do you have?

Speaker 4 (57:21):
Ciana?

Speaker 6 (57:22):
I've got a good one, relatable.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
All right, Bradley countering, is it just me?

Speaker 6 (57:32):
A sale price is absolutely a joke.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Yes, I know the tickets because they're like yellow tickets
on sale, but it's not really a sale because the
price originally was already in fla.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
If you lift the ticket. Often the special isn't even
a special, like one as an incentive to it's ten.

Speaker 6 (57:52):
Cents cheaper and they're like, you know, low prices special.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Yeah, you know what I've recently cottoned onto, like the
two for eight deal when one of them is just
four dollars.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
But they're like, but you.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Can do two for eight.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
I'm like that, you're just doing the math I feel.
So that's fine. Yeah, you know what in Woolworth, you.

Speaker 6 (58:10):
See the yellow stitches, you're like, yeah, it's got me.
But then if you lift this grass the same pri totally.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Well, you know what I really hate at Woolworth and
maybe some calls now the ticket prices are all electronic.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
They're not paper. They update them via the clouds so
they can go up like petrol prices, but.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
They got literally electronics.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
They've got little TV screens on everything they're not TV screens.
They're the same technology that's in a kindle. So it's
like the paper, it's like the ink in it. It
makes me live it.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
I've never seen that.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
No, I know she's sitting there and I'm gonna get
this banas for two twenty they've just gone it.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
What sort of.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Metro like the Fantasy ones?

Speaker 2 (58:55):
So how long have you listened to the show? There, Sienna?

Speaker 6 (59:00):
Actually, since it's not my cup of tea.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
Thank you? Any good specials?

Speaker 6 (59:08):
But well, I've just got some.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
And savoy I'll savoydoyois.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
Yeah, what about anything for pig Week.

Speaker 6 (59:21):
Week coming up?

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Well, that's why we're here, Dylan, So you better go
to the Chalky Eye.

Speaker 6 (59:26):
Yea, as I should.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
As you know, you should get the cocoa bell of
the H two coconut water with chocolate. That's what we're drinking.

Speaker 6 (59:35):
I've seen people use that and then heat it up
and it's almost like a hot, choky genius.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Yeah, that's really good. I mean I tried some just earlier.
You'll hear it on Monday. You don't want to miss that.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
You're going to have a real laugh when you do it.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Just in the spirit of pigging. It feels almost healthy.
It's fucking coconut water and it was trend.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
I did enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Jenna got the do buy chocolate.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Yeah, oh my.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Gosh, it's pretty.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
It's delicious.

Speaker 6 (01:00:04):
Talk for people who don't like the chewing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
I agree with you completely. Yeah. Now it's not a
good episode for them to be celebrating our return. We've
been chipping all time. We have been cheating.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Anyway, we could talk all day, so nice to chat.
Do you think you for listening you've missed us, No doubt,
I'm sure. Could you find a shower void?

Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
Oh no, I've just been listening to old episodes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
That's not good.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
People have tried, but it's not possible.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Statistically, there's no way that you can fill a void.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Well, we're back for one day and one day only,
and yeah, thanks you for being part of it. Thanks Hannah, it's.

Speaker 6 (01:00:40):
Love you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Figure something out.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
We're not seeing you a prize, but general send you
some Dubai chocolate or something's okay? Sorry, what sweetheart?

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
She was? Thank god? She answered stress too. I know
it didn't sound like the I g A was super busy.
Did ITAs are always this small town.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
They the independent Grosses.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
I love a good idea, I do, seriously.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
I love that they're named after the owner of the franchise. Yeah, yeah,
I've got a richies a few actually, yeah he does.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Oh well, they're just greedy and getting a bit your family,
the layers. Yeah well it guys. On that note, the
special one off, shall we wrap her up? I guess
we may as well. We've been yapping on for quite
a bit, haven't we. We've been waffling, I would say,
not waffling, yap, yapping.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
I guess it's our job to yap.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
I have missed it. Guys, did I have to be honest?
Is it the amount of the fly? Was part of
you kind of worried? Like, am I going to forget
how to do this? Yeah? A little bit. Now it's
like riding to bad dogs. We're sing think we are guys.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
I love you. Well, have a treat, come on to one.
I'm gonna have a cheesel Mitch, have a sippy coconut
or something.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
I'm going to have one of my cupcake.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
I've got a bit of coconut, have some cocoa and
listening at home. Idiots, we miss you. We still think
of you, We still engage. We are so grateful for
you listening to this episode and it's my friend.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
It's not lost on us that you idiots are still
floating around like it hasn't died off at all. The
group chats popping off every day. The group is still active,
and that is like such a compliment to us. Actually,
it's really nice because we we you know, said all
the things that we needed to say in the last episode, like, oh,
it means so much to us that we've built this community,
which is true, but it's somehow even more true now

(01:02:25):
that they're still alive and kicking even though the podcast isn't.
So that's really nice.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Yeah, we love you, and you know, just because this
is again technically our last episode ever, it doesn't mean
we're not going to podcast again in the near future
or the future.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
I was gonna say, yeah, it'll happen. This m't be
the last time we speak into a microphone and now
in each other's midst.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
That's right. Jenna's holding a cupcake like, we get it.
You want us to wrap?

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Yeah, can I eat it? Eat fucking bitch. She went
for the red velvet. That's what I was guys we love. Yeah,
we will not see you next week, but we will
see you at some point in the future. Yeah, well
cut whenever we catch us listening.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Side is it just me a podcast by a couple
of miches.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast. Welcome to
add Brief, our secret segment on the end. We pretend
the show is done, but it's not. We keep it

(01:03:30):
just a bit like what we did in early December.
We pretend to.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Show done it, but it's not. These last six months
have just been a giant add brief.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Yeah, pretty much. It's the longest pause ever. I know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
It really is high YouTube as well. Look, so we're
having us. We can see ourselves on the monitor.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Yeah, I've screen mirrored my phone. That's filming us to
the TV. So people who were watching on YouTube, if
this actually happens, Cheer is confidently saying, we're gonna put
this on YouTube. We'll see. I'll try. You'll notice if
you're watching on YouTube that I just keep looking at
my reflection. You're going, oh, I've got to touch up
this and flyways over here, fixing my hand my tummy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
I don't like it, so I'm covering my my I
love to.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Sit like this. Have you being really mindful of how
you cross your legs because you don't want to, you know,
cover the message of protect the dolls?

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
No, I don't. Of course I have like a I'm
very long, so I have like I look so big
next to you, Mitchell. If you listen to this show
for the last five years and you think, wow, what
do they actually look like? I look humongous next to you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
You look like Hagrid and I look like Harry Potter
in seventh grade. However, this is touching my head, and
this is going to be really interesting for people who
aren't watching on YouTube, or if it never makes it
to YouTube. But like, I just want everyone to know
that these proportions aren't accurate. You're not actually that much
bigger and tall than me. I look like someone's shrunk me.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
It's not an illusion.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
This is real, but an I'm sitting over here, it's
not real. I feel like it's because you've got the
puff in front.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
I've got the l I'm slouching a bit because I've
got the air of the couch. What if I sit
up right?

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Oh you're no, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
I'm slatching. That makes no differences worse.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
I'm sitting on something that is fucking hurting my ass.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
What's his name? Oh you know what this is?

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
I don't know why is it in my pocket? I
take it for good luck. It was when my nan,
when Kissy passed away, we were very close. She had
something in a drawer for me, and I was like,
it's so random because I had jewelry.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
She gave me ear rings and a ring. Whatever. Look
it's a four leaf clover. Wow, that her brother gave her.
But it's a hush.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
It's in a piece of resin love heart, but it's
a real four leaf clover. And then was NaN's maiden
name was Macbeth's. My my family name is Macbeth and
her brother was Patrick's and patch like, we were all
very connected to Ireland.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
And this little.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
Shamrock, this four leaf clover she left to me.

Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
I don't know what it means, but.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
I remember going into her bedroom.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Doesn't have been good luck?

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Yeah, yeah, of course, but she thought he needs it. Yeah,
even through dementia.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
She's like, fuck, you got fire?

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Yeah, I just but I haven't, And so I just
carry it with me. I think I must have had
a meeting or something.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
But yeah, that's very special and you literally just referred
to it as a pain in your art.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
What it was, I don't know what it is, but
I love you Nan, I love you Kissy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
I miss your kithy for kissing seriously. Now I also
got some possible spell it with a double lie, like
you caught her.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
No no k I S s I E kissy Kissy kilera.
But she was bullied so she changed it to Claire.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
I like kissy kith Kilaria has a ring to it anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Everyone at the way because she changed it when she
was like twelve or thirteen and she died four.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Yeah, do you get a permission note like an excursion? No.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Back in those days, you just saw like just said
it differently and then it would happen like it wasn't illegal.
But she at her celebration of life, everyone was like,
are we the wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Who's kissy?

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Like no one knew her as kissing. It was only
the family sort of neew. You know her last moments
because your nan has dementia, so you know what it's
like to get like a moment of lucidity and when
they're fully cognizant and with it and she hadn't been
even been verbal for like a couple of weeks or months.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
So I go and sit with her two days before
she died, and she.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Looks at me and she goes, Mitchell, Oh, Mitchell, my
Mitchell holds my hand and there was the last time
I spoke to her. But it was such a nice
final moment because there was just months of her not
even knowing who was in the room. So I'll take
that away of.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Like, Nan hasn't gotten to that point yet. Yeah, it
gets hard me. I don't think she's been fully lucid
and the whole time I've been alive, right right, Yeah,
but it's still the point where it's these little things
like we went and visited her over Easter in the
nursing home. Oh she's in a home. Yeah, and my
sister had already visited her with you know, all of
my nieces and nephew and we walked in and she goes, hello, Dane,

(01:07:50):
and did you guys just get down yesterday? Nico's like,
I was fucking here on Monday. But that was a
wasted time, clearly because you forgot that I visited.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Yeah, just little things like that, but yeah, yeah, oh,
when they go nonverbal. That's the hardest because it's like
it's easy that it's not easy, but it is an
easier blow to deal with because you already kind of
mourn their person because yeah, you've lost them, you know,
before they actually physically die. That's the whole thing. We
hope this podcast now, well, you know we've got to

(01:08:17):
talk about while we're all still in our twenties or sorry, John,
but you look so good.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
Thank you all that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Money from the Liberal Party funding your the mere skin
care collection, the lace. Yeah, can you believe I'm thirty
this year?

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Oh yeah, you're doing anything? You have a party? I
bet you are. Because you made such a big deal
for an insignificant birthday, like a twenty eighth I had
to say a fucking speech. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
It was so miffed that you would put on the spot.
Dad was like, come on, cumsel whatever he calls.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
No, no, I recognize sword. But you I then put
you on the spot to say speech at my birthday
and you fucking a flopped.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
Yeah, that's terrified. Yeah, it's a bit of a big ask,
isn't it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Calling out meat raffle numbers mid speech?

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Oh my god, side note, Jenna, can I tell you something? Yes?
You know how like my local bowlo is my church? Yes? Yes,
I go there every Friday and Sunday. Yep, even nless
I've got something else on it. It's like my default.
It's what I do. So because all the friends of
mine in this suburb, we all just catch up there. Yeah,
and a friend and I walked in and we were like, oh,

(01:09:24):
none of our people are here. And there were all
these screaming kids who were like, actually, this isn't a vibe.
Let's go. And so as we're walking out to exit
after being there for twenty seconds, we spot Mitchell's former
producer Grace walking in. I said, oh, Darling, gave her
a hug, what are you doing here? And she goes, oh,
Cheer is inside?

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
What what?

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
And I'm getting dinner. This is a unique sort of
betrayal I've not had to conquer before.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
A betrayal.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
He went to my bublo without me and didn't tell
me that's that's me. Isn't that so buddy? Like me
eating the can cherry sandwich at whatever cap It is different.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Cronulla is remote, you'd have to travel. You're not in
a remote it you live in the metropolitan region, so
I'm also around here for work and what other things. So,
but if you would have come to Cronulla, it's like
an event.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Well, you best believe if I go to Cannula, I'm
not saying it will no, don't well, I'm not saying
a word. Like if if Grace hadn't told me and
I had gone inside, I just wouldn't have seen you.
I'll have you know that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
I checked on find mine.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
He did tell me. I checked far. I saw that
you were on your way. I knew I might.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Mitches coming ship.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
I was already walking there. And guess what I won
The Easter meat raffle, of course, but not the seafood.
So you won't get food.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Oh my god, I got fucking Gilladia from some off
prawn I remember that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
So it'd be like me going to Zomba without Eugen
I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
That's rude.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
It'd be like Monica going to Central Perk without Chandy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
No, no shit. Similarly, anyway, I've tried.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Going to the emergency room without Sandra.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Oh can you imagine that? Surprised that was? I was like,
what do you mean he's inside?

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
Now, you would have been shock.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
I'm shocked Sandy going to the Crusty Crab without Patrick.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Sorry, Sean, I'm worried about him. Check his fine mine.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
I can if you want, but he doesn't usually get
home for another half hour and get out. I don't
think we should keep going for another half hour. This
is like turning into fucking Titanic. We're gonna have to
have a second disc of Halfway.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
With Sean for a bit. You I worked with Sean
for a bit.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
I actually hang on, you're also backsavs man, because without
telling me, Sean goes, oh, yeah, Jenna came into work
today and I said, what as in where he works?
Parliament House? I saw that selfie and I said, what
the fuck was Jenna doing at Parliament House?

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
Auntie Susan was in town mate.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
He employed her to come in and give a social
media one a one workshop to all the boomer politicians.
I was like, I was like, what do you mean?
These two wouldn't know each other if not for me,
And yet I wasn't in the loop. I know it's
none of my business, but I was like, how the
fuck did I not know this is happening? It was
so funny you had no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
All right, Pauline, this is called a tictop Funabe, we
don't swipe up anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
It's Lincoln story.

Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
Oh Jenna, how was that?

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
It was really fun? Actually, well, we both betrayed.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
You were terrible friends.

Speaker 5 (01:12:39):
You know that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Sean was thrilled because he said to me, like a
week before your little stint in Parliament that he gave
his sister a tour of Parliament House and she was
like whatever, and same deal when he gave me a
tour of Parlament House. I was like, I don't give
a fuck. And he goes, no one if it's excited
about my Parliament House tours. But you can imagine Jenna.
She goes, this is so cool. Can I take photos?

(01:13:01):
I was like, can we go into that room?

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
It was a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Who did you teach? Like, did you actually teach parliamentary? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
What how to use social media? And what had to
not like gay porn on the Twitter account? Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
Pretty much. But the tour was so much fun. Now
every time I bought past them, like, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
That room, that's really funny. I've been there for a
school excursion. You have to go through the metal detective
the security.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Right, Yeah, I'd be interested in it. That's quite cool.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Tell Sean I'd love to come.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
He would fucking do that at the drop of a
hot Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
I still love doing radio tours for friends and family,
like that was a fun novelty working in a radio station.
Remember we take everyone around.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
Yeah, that'd be fun.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
Yeah, I mean it was the biggest flex in my life.
When I took mom to work for the day and
she met Jess Row, Oh my god, that was gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
We couldn't shut them up, oh genuinely, like they would
not stop talking. And then your mom started just bleeding
from the heart, Jess as a country woman. What are
you talking about? Jane?

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
I know, like I don't plan to edit this episode,
but fuck me there.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
Well, guys, thank you for listening to this little bonus.
It's been fun. Back to eternal rest for us.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
We're just gonna We're like sleeping beauty. We're just waiting
for someone to come kiss. It's a way totally.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
We're like in Futurama, how Frye was frozen for a
bit then came back and all was good and it
was quite funny.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
Have you got a similar for us?

Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
It's like when Ellen Pompeo left Gray's Anatomy, but she
still narrates it and comes back every now and then.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
Oh, she not in it anymore, No, not as much.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
She's not in every episode, but she does narrate every episode.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Possibly they could be voice cloning the bell.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
That's actually a good point.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
You know what everyone else has been doing AI radio
shows AI AI AI.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
We did it first. We did it before it was
even and it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
Was terrible, horrible.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
I heard Kyle and Jackie I rip our segment off.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
They did it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Remember when I'm happy to out them when they stole
Coughing Fit Chicken.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Yeah, it was when It's funny we our first.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Ever segment, cough Fit Chicken, which went viral. It was
so funny where Mitchard, dammit to call someone and cough
call them so hello and then just cough.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Call Ethan back to demonstrate just call him back. Sorry,
just as you were.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Wrapping it up, you may as well. We can you
know show through telling.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Coughing Fit Chicken works as as follows. You call someone,
you break out into a coughing fit, and see how
long it takes them to hang up. You just got
to persist with the coughing all right, but we had
to stop because it really flared up my seasonal asthma.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
Yeah, you got bad.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
You've had cough rest for a while. You'll be fine.
I'll say hi though. Yeah, you have to chat for
ten seconds or something. Ethan, Hello, Ethan, Yeah, it's Mitch Jury.
How are you?

Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:15:47):
All right? How are you?

Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
Sorry? What are you starting for?

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
Sorry, I'm gonna have a snack you you tell me?

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
Was it physics?

Speaker 6 (01:16:14):
Yeah, sure, you'll go with that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
Ee been on the bake? You're still there? Eapy? Ethan?

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
Yeah, what was it science?

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:16:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
As hang Sorry Donnel, bye and happy studying.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
Love you. Huh get rid of it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
Yeah, guys, all that that five years of vocal rest.
I'm ready to bring it back.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
I think that was one of your best've always done.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
Our boss at Kiss saw our social media success, so
he's like, hey, Kyle and Jack are doing it and
they're calling it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
It was like coughing fit dog, remember, But yeah they
stole it and blow Ryan was the one doing the coughing,
Like the smoke is lung like you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
Yeah, I've done smoke. By the way, I don't know
what's wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
So you've actually I don't know if it has anything
to do with the hot girl walks or some shit,
but you've taken a step back. It used to be
way more chesty.

Speaker 5 (01:17:25):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
It's because I run. I'm quite fit, unfortunately. Sorry, Ethan
just texted. Just got Surrey tunneled. Feels so privileged. You're welcome, Ethan,
You're welcome. Allright.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Well, on that note, thank you for listening. We love
you and we will see you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
Who knows when. We hope this podcast made you feel
at least two percent better today. That's all just two percent. Yeah,
so we do, we do so we joy pick week.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
We love ya. See you when we're looking at your dogs. Hello,
is it just me?

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
A podcast by a couple of meters.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.

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