BEST BITS OF 2023: Part 1

On behalf of us all, thank you for spending your mornings with us!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jonesy and Amanda in the Morning one point seven. Jim
Y right has been working harder than my liver. I
refuse to believe that he's come up with the plays
of the Year Part one, Jen White Rise, Jimmy jab
Place a Year Part one. But I'm working on my
defamation case. If the way we started twenty twenty three

(00:22):
was any indication on how the YU would go, then
I'll let you be the judge.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
New Year, New mood, mute new he's trying to say that.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
You're trying to say new mood. You you say new year,
new mood.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Can't you try new year, new mood?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Shut up, say unique New York, New.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yick New York.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Say old mother Radlada rough cap.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I'm not trying that.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Then there was the time Darryl Braithwait accidentally slid into
our d MS in the worst way possible.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
What's that.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
It's his face and he's looking down and he's in
a bathroom, so he's putting he said, tows bind his
hands on.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
What's happened? What's he done? He's clicked, He's clicked on
I've done this by accident before.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
He's clicked on Instagram stories and now he's recorded himself
while he's sitting on.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Is he on the toilet? Text him, you've got to
get him take that down. You're going to draw his
attention to it. He probably doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Could be worse.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
This was just seeing his face. Imagine you was young,
like I'm married to a man.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
When you were looking at how's that?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
You just got how good in the satin shirts and
the satin pants.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
There you go, sat in the toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Margo Robbie had a massive year. It all started with
the movie Babylon, which was pretty racy, but you get
used to it. According to Margo, is that just.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Another day at the office or are you aware that
when the director says action, weird stuff's happening.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Honestly, we've always said it. You've become desensitized so fast
to the nudity, to the kind of extreme content it was.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's funny.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
At first you're kind of like, whoa is this happening?
And then by day three it's just like another day
at the office.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
And when the director says to assume the positions, you go,
oh my god, we're seeing the positions.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh yeah, just today you're straddling an ice sculptor, yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
At that party scene, I think Jean Smart said just
don't look down, don't back up.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Then she featured again in the Barbie Movie.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
You know a film I'm really looking forward to seeing
is the Barbie Movie. And I think in the same
way that Toy Story made your heart swell to see
your childhood, I think we're going to feel the same
with the Bars.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
A bit of conjecture about Ryan Goslings. What are they
say saying it's too old to be Ken?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
From the images I've seen, he looks appropriate as Ken,
and you need to get the attitude right more than
the plastic face.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
What's Ken's attitude?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Well, you know that sort of garmous genital free man.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Did you get a call up? David Kosh from Sunrise
retired this year. Some say they don't know where Kosh
ends and Jonesy begins, Oh gosh, you have been great.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
We've enjoyed having you on our show regularly. We've enjoyed you.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
In our voice break then to day, what's happened? Here's
the bombshell. He doesn't exist for the same guy. Jonesy
also retired from reality TV. Apparently my thing is there's
no more reality TV for me where you're going, well,

(03:26):
unless the next show is hosting Tipping Point, you've never
watched Sweet It's an easy gig. You do that for
the rest of your life. This gravy train can't run forever.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
I do know that there's a new show in town
and they will want you to be a contestant on it.
Celebrity embarrassing bodies.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
You're a shoe in man. I can see why there's
a well worn path from Amanda's office to a jar.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
You know, sometimes if I'm in the loop at work,
here we go and I just hear other people in
the next cubicle taking paper, paper, paper, paper, paper, pause, paper, paper, paper,
paper paper.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
What are they doing? Am I doing it wrong? Paper paper, paper, paper, paper.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Pause, paper paper, paper, paper paper, And so I thought, first,
are they wiping down the seat? But they're already, They've
been in there already, So they're building up a swaddle.
Do you think they're building up a swaddle to disguise
the noise of the plops?

Speaker 3 (04:18):
It could be a thing, or they're going to go
as a mummy at the Christmas party.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
That's the obvious explanation. Bring paper, paper, pause.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
And that's where we pause it. Part two is coming up.
Thanks mate. That's a year in a nutshell, isn't it?
Half a year in a nutshell? Jonesy and Amanda in
the morning m