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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jonesy and Amanda in the morning at one point seven.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
You know, jenmi Ry has been working harder than me
browsing Audi special buys for Amanda's birthday thank you, and
he's come up with this Jen White rise jibber jabbin.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
But I was working on my friendship bracelet.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
It wasn't all about Tata.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
This week the Mankini show jumping horse riding dude featured
a bit in the news.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
You may have seen the image of Shane Rose, three
time Olympic equestrian rider, and I had an event on
the weekend.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
That was fancy dress.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
He wore the g string Mankini, but he's been stood
down from competition while they are reviewing it and have
committed to getting the review done this week.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Pretty harsh, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
That's incredibly harsh costume who cares a little bit dated?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Perhaps? See what do they make of Lady Godiva all
those years? Well she was the female boor as she
just had her hair covering everything.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I don't know how many says everyone went nuts, Well they.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Did over they jump.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Fancy dress is always problematic, even when you decide to
go fully clothed.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Work Fancy dress that's going to win badly. The new
boss turns up. He's only been there a few weeks.
It was James Bond themed. Hilarious. He's come just with
gold on his finger. Gold finger, very good, easy, she's
done it easy. I'm playing along straight, going too far.
Looks across the room and sees one of the other
colleagues has also gone. A female with gold finger. She's

(01:27):
dressed head to toe in gold, straight down, and suddenly
it was incredibly awkward.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Maybe Amanda should keep her childhood memories to herself.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
When I was a little kid, and I probably would
have been about five, my mother would tell me the
story that I got a new raincoat and Mack.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
They would have called it a mac yeah, and a
little hat like a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
And I stood in the backyard and the man next
tow it, his name was Mac, said to me, what
are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
I said, I'm waiting for it to rain. He thought,
there's that little strange kilt.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
And you know what. His dog would come over and
his lipstick would come out and it would rub it
against my leg.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Maybe keep this stiffy a therapist. I've just remembered.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Okay, never got flowers, nothing because Taylor Swift is in town.
It seemed only reasonable that we had this lady on
the show, Doctor Georgia Carroll, who has a PhD on
Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
You doing a PhD in Taylor Swift. If you met
Taylor Swift, would you mention that to it? Because that
would sound a little bit stalkersh Look, it was found
a little bit stalkers. I'm sure I'm on some kind
of blacklist at the moment for the factor.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Keep her a bit.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
But I'm also on you, Twisty. I've been Swifty for
over fifteen years now.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
At my heart, I'm a researcher, but I'm also a fan. Right,
so we'll look for you in the crab with a
clipboard top of your glasses.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Okay, as the country goes crazy for our famous guests,
people have been going crazy, and not in a good
way for garden mult laden asbestos. Although it's been on
the news that much, it's got its own celebrity status.
I saw an asbesta sight was all fenced off asbestos

(03:02):
danger keep away.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
It's like seeing Taylor Swift. Come wow, look at that.
That's famous. That's a famous specific stamp outside. I looked
at that I got a selfie.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Wo it.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Wow, it was like a big deal.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Her boyfriend Travis mulch Arriving.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Tired old phrases that mean nothing came under the spotlight
about the new one.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
When you ordered something and.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
They say perfect, perfect, What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
What about too easy? Too easy? Too easy?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Someone's buying a coffee and the guy stuffed it up
twice and then he said too easy. My friend said, well,
obviously it was.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
And whilst running groups have been flagged as the ultimate
place to meet a new partner, Jonesy had a theory
about amateur theater groups.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
It's amateur theater a hotbed of affairs. I can't remember,
Well you did it? You tell me you can't remember?
I did? I did it when I was twenty three three?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
And was it people looking up those few people Miss
Marple versus all having off with the stage manager.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Where'd you see her curtains? Okay?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Was it all of that?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
I'm just saying.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
I was thinking about signing up for Guys and dolls.
This has been Jenui Ri's jibber Jabba, good on your jam.
Jonesy and Amanda in the Morning one point seven w E. F. M.
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