✂️ Man Busted Smuggling SCISSORS Into Prison Up His 'Anal Cavity'

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jersey and Amanda gam Nation.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Do you like a good story about a man smuggling
contraband into a jail?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
We do like that story.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
We've established he's taken something in an unusual bottom in his.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Bottom, that's what happened. You've seen Midnight Express? I don't
think I have. There was that homo erotic scene in it.
And then remember that Express.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
I don't think i've seen it. I know of it,
but I just know it's about a Turkish prison.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, there's a homo erotic scene in it.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Well, you've remembered it more than well.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I sometimes think about it anyway, Maybe I've said too.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
So what else was in the bottom?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Midnight Express? So a man has been caught trying to
smuggle contraband into an American prison, which isn't unusual it happens.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Was it a filing cabinet?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
No, it was an eight and a half inch long
pair of scissors.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Scissors, And they noticed he was looking a little uncomfortable
in the waiting.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Room there sitting down scissors in the body pit?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Was he did they go and handle first?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I haven't got that information. Was scissors gould to carry?
The safe way? Don't run?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
What size with the scissors.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
The eight and a half inch LNG so not nail scissors.
Their mom's good sisters using your mom's good scissors, the
third draw down.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
They only discovered him when he started offering haircuts to
prison stuff on their heads like Edward hands DM, he
do well scissors paper rock with me. When he played
that with Babba you lose. It's a movie franchise in it.

(01:41):
Edward scissor bum he just.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
D be up for it, and.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
He could do a hedge just by sitting on it.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Only be like bucks small hedges.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
That's what you say when you put them in boxes.
I'm fascinated as a handle first or sissory bits.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
We had more time out of time wh