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April 20, 2024 5 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jonesy and Amanda in the morning at one point seven FM.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Jim y Rye is away.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
He's in Disneyland.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
He is the kid lives.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
In Disneyland when you look at it.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
But he has been working harder than Kanye's misso's feet. Yeah,
she's won around there with his shoes on.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
What was good because you go with all the characters
that don't wear pants and he's come up with this
Jen White rise jibber jabb But I'm in Disneyland anyway.
So we've moved into a new building. Officiate the opening,
we dragged in one of his country's highest officials, the

(00:37):
PM nuh, the gg n nosy. That's what I'm talking about.
How hard it didn't get you.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Gotta live time.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
That Nosey was well wise to steer clear of that
ginormous Champagne tower that was assembled outside the studio.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Well, we couldn't come into this new space without someone
very special to push it for us. Thanks so much
for having me. What an amazing, amazing building. My god,
it is sta away from the Champagne tower. Shoey out
of Jones's shoey for shadows.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I'm wearing boots so to be booty.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
The guitarist is not happy.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
What's worse than the TV show The Bachelor, the Golden Bachelor.
This is where oldies older than my old hook up, so.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
You know they have It's a shock to people because
if they can't make it, who can. Three months from
wedding to announcing a divorce, they were on TV to
announce the divorce, and it seems like they still have
feelings for each other.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
I can't help but notice you're still holding hands. Yeah
did you fall out of love? No? No, I still
love this person. Yeah, no doubt in my mind. I
still am in love with her. I root for her
every day.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Well, won't you stay together as that going.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
At that age?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
You don't want a wet spell?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
One thing about not being at work this week. I
don't have to make you guys cups of tea, although
I do worry about Amanda using the hot water tap
and you went to make me a cup of tea,
but the hot water zip tap wasn't The zip.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
TAP's not working. And they're the small things. Just bring
a person like me undone.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
The child luck is on.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Well, you said help me your child luck, so I
ran my hands all over it and pressed all the
buttons and all the things still not working. You're entitled
to go and check it out for yourself if you'd like.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
I just remember at the last place they put up
a sign warning the boiling water comes out of this
tap because of you.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I know, cold drink changed at the last minute, and
then want to make a hot and then a cold
And I thought I'd made a cold drink, but I
made a hot one and the roof of my mouth
is still blistered eighteen years later. A bit of a
Katy Perry situation. And so there was a sign above
it that said hot water comes out of the hot tab.
Why is that sign there?

Speaker 3 (03:24):
I dar say, wherever there's a warning sign, you know, amandras.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
I dig without checking for wires.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Meanwhile, ACA is trying to get more eyes on screens
with their latest promo coming up, Drugs, Prostitutes and a
very expensive steak A sign me up, what a prize
and Irish comedian David o'dohity. He's the dude that goes
on stage with the mini keyboard right, he's funny anyway,

(03:52):
he was on this week. He also was once on
The Great English Bake Off, making a cake dedicated to
Irish explorer Shackleton. If you think that's complicated enough, Jonesy
throws in this little fun fact about one of the
venues David will be performing at whilst in Australia.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
It's one of the most delicious things I've ever tasted.
So yeah, I may move full time into into cakes
after this stur well.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
I thought, being a comedian, you would have used the
cakes in the bunt just for the comedic jokes to
go with it. As you're going to do. All you're
going to do is just say bunt and people just
start laughing dirtily.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
I'll be return if you come up on the stage
Shackleton's bunt with your keyboard and your bunt. And for
further information, I actually appeared naked on the stage at
the Nmore Theater.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Can that help?

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Oh my goodness. It was for the full mon it was.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
It was for a real thing. I wasn't just there
showing my bunt.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
It was the world's smallest organ like yours.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Can I go now? Space Mountain ain't gonna ride itself.
This has been jen Y rise Zibba.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Jabba, Thanks mate, thank you for that. Jonesy and Amanda
in the Morning w s FM,
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