May 18, 2024 • 4 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Jen y Rye has been working harder than Blaze the
bird's cloaka mess can that bird make? And he's come
up with this Jen White Rise Jabber.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
But isn't it fo Friday? The bossiness of you two
knows no bounds because of your stupid make it happen edic.
Now we're stuck looking after some random's pet bird.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Jevity has become real. I thought, why is the bird shaking?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Somemo?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I know, I don't know, I don't know. My heart
is hammering. I'm a little bit nervous.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
This is another fine mess you've gotten us into.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Well, remember we had Jack had a bird that he
found in the gutter, a minor bird. Tweet called it tweet.
The grief when the inevitable happened hit him hard. Remember
that at Mother's Day years later we clink a glass
to my mother or something and our dog that had
lasted until seventeen.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
He said, tweet tweet.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
What about.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
You? Even roped in the PM to get his bird
handling tips.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Do you know anything about Laura Keets where we've had
a listener Craig who's gone away to Broken Hill, to
see his mum for a week, and someone in the
studio not me, has said that they will look after
a nineteen year.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Old Lori keep. I had a gala called Andy when
a kid.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
We always had canaries as well. That didn't last that long.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
To say so, I'm probably nervous now sitting right next
to me as we speak.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
My dream was to have a nineteen year old bird
sitting across from me, but not an old Lorikee.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Anyway, I'm not going to risk responding to that comment,
nor should you, thank you, Prime Minister.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Away from that, a new painting of King Charles has
been unveiled.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
King Charles the Third has had his first official portrait unveiled.
His face and his hands are in skin tone, but
the rest of it seemed to be caught up in
this fiery red like he's walking through flames.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Almost imagine that the Internet has been kind to this pane.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Well, interesting comments. All the blood of the Empire's brutal
colonial past in this painting. What about this comment? Maybe
sugar with blue? No, because this one's nailed it. The
tampon who always wanted.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
To be still on the art world. A so called
portal between Dublin and New York has had to be
taken down because people are using it inappropriately.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
So you may have heard about this art portal, a
live streaming Big Circle and art installation links in real
time Dublin and New York. All the footage I saw
because of New York's going isn't this wonderful? And Dublin
is holding up potatoes, holding up this was bad, holding
up screens with images of September eleven attacks. One woman
(02:55):
was escorted away by Irish police which she was seeing
grinding against the portal. This is why we can't have
nice sea. This is boat in the boat face. People
think we will have be loftier than we are. Set
it up and we're not.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Back to your birdminding. Amanda, who has a child pet
minded her neighbor's cat and took it upon herself to
try and put it in a dress, with disastrous results.
Tried to get Blaze the lorikeet into the bar. That
was never going to end.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Well, come on, Blaze, Okay, I'm going to have to
grab Blaze. I'm going to put one of these grapes
in her food in the bath. Okay, you're right. She's
running around the cage. Let me grab it. Don't make
me get aggressive, blade Grace. Did you like this?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Okay, let's Amanda. You don't need to put the bird.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I wanted to have.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
A bath to separate you too.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Can you get a cat in here? I want to
put in a dress.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I'm in a mood. I'm not cleaning that up. By
the way, this has been jen Wi eyes jibber, jabber.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Thank you, mate.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Jonesy and Amanda in the morning one
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Point seven w A s F M.
Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Jen y Rye has been working harder than Blaze the
bird's cloaka mess can that bird make? And he's come
up with this Jen White Rise Jabber.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
But isn't it fo Friday? The bossiness of you two
knows no bounds because of your stupid make it happen edic.
Now we're stuck looking after some random's pet bird.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Jevity has become real. I thought, why is the bird shaking?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Somemo?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I know, I don't know, I don't know. My heart
is hammering. I'm a little bit nervous.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
This is another fine mess you've gotten us into.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Well, remember we had Jack had a bird that he
found in the gutter, a minor bird. Tweet called it tweet.
The grief when the inevitable happened hit him hard. Remember
that at Mother's Day years later we clink a glass
to my mother or something and our dog that had
lasted until seventeen.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
He said, tweet tweet.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
What about.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
You? Even roped in the PM to get his bird
handling tips.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Do you know anything about Laura Keets where we've had
a listener Craig who's gone away to Broken Hill, to
see his mum for a week, and someone in the
studio not me, has said that they will look after
a nineteen year.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Old Lori keep. I had a gala called Andy when
a kid.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
We always had canaries as well. That didn't last that long.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
To say so, I'm probably nervous now sitting right next
to me as we speak.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
My dream was to have a nineteen year old bird
sitting across from me, but not an old Lorikee.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Anyway, I'm not going to risk responding to that comment,
nor should you, thank you, Prime Minister.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Away from that, a new painting of King Charles has
been unveiled.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
King Charles the Third has had his first official portrait unveiled.
His face and his hands are in skin tone, but
the rest of it seemed to be caught up in
this fiery red like he's walking through flames.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Almost imagine that the Internet has been kind to this pane.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Well, interesting comments. All the blood of the Empire's brutal
colonial past in this painting. What about this comment? Maybe
sugar with blue? No, because this one's nailed it. The
tampon who always wanted.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
To be still on the art world. A so called
portal between Dublin and New York has had to be
taken down because people are using it inappropriately.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
So you may have heard about this art portal, a
live streaming Big Circle and art installation links in real
time Dublin and New York. All the footage I saw
because of New York's going isn't this wonderful? And Dublin
is holding up potatoes, holding up this was bad, holding
up screens with images of September eleven attacks. One woman
(02:55):
was escorted away by Irish police which she was seeing
grinding against the portal. This is why we can't have
nice sea. This is boat in the boat face. People
think we will have be loftier than we are. Set
it up and we're not.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Back to your birdminding. Amanda, who has a child pet
minded her neighbor's cat and took it upon herself to
try and put it in a dress, with disastrous results.
Tried to get Blaze the lorikeet into the bar. That
was never going to end.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Well, come on, Blaze, Okay, I'm going to have to
grab Blaze. I'm going to put one of these grapes
in her food in the bath. Okay, you're right. She's
running around the cage. Let me grab it. Don't make
me get aggressive, blade Grace. Did you like this?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Okay, let's Amanda. You don't need to put the bird.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I wanted to have.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
A bath to separate you too.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Can you get a cat in here? I want to
put in a dress.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I'm in a mood. I'm not cleaning that up. By
the way, this has been jen Wi eyes jibber, jabber.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Thank you, mate.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Jonesy and Amanda in the morning one
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Point seven w A s F M.
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