🦜 Is Blaze The Lorikeet ALIVE After Spending The Weekend At Jonesy's?

Why didn't Jonesy bring Blaze into the studio today?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda jam Nation. I have requested proof of life.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Blaze, the nineteen year old lorikeet that spent the weekend
at your home, is alive. Because I was expecting Blaze
to be in this studio this morning.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
You said, I've given Blaze of Monday off.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
If she was having a day. I said, you don't
have to come into work on Monday.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
That's what you said to the bird.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Typical nineteen year old. The sales department around it, no
one shows up on a Monday.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
So I Craig is coming to collect Blaze tomorrow. I'm
very nervous.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
I'm just ringing Helen right now, hopefully she'll answer the phone.
You don't answering the phone.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
I told you that bird is dead.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
I don't know what his is?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
His he is?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Here's Helen.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Oh hi Helen on Monday morning.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Thank you for recalling. You look great?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
You do? You look wonderful.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Have you been out doing your calisthenics? No?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Have you been out bearing a bird? Have you been
out in the backyard burying a bird?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I haven't and I've just tried them and get her on.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Me.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
But I will switch her around in the second. Can
now yeah, look, yeah, she's not moving. If the cage
is shaking, let me talk to the cage. Look at Brendan.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Let me put the bird on. Hello, Blaze, Now you're
holding it up to your ear.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Turn the phone.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
It's just a finger.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I'm not sure what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
I told the phone up to that. You paused? What
are you doing? See? Please just get a picture of
the I haven't seen the bird move. You pause the footage? Now, no,
you know, put your finger.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Is this bird alive?

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Have a look at the screen and takes see you've
got you paused the audio.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
You pouse the footage.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
I don't know if Blaze is a live.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Press the button that says pause in the two squares
pause that you pause the audio?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Blaze is dead.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Pity say just you're doing this on purpose.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Here there's you and out and then just move the
camera around to the bird cage.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Is it moving? Let me see that bird move?

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Cheap, cheep, cheap cheap cheap?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Is it moving there? Look okay, it does look a
little a bit.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
AI.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Well, Helen, thank you for proof of life. You understand
why I was concerned. But Brendan, that bird has to
survive one more night to come back here, because Craig
is picking up that bird tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Thank you, Helen, Thank you, Helen.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Being attacked Alfred Hitchcock style.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
No, it's God dead, quiet dead quiet, my dead, quiet.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Well, thank you, thank you. Go back and do your calisthetics.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Okay, well, I accept that blaze kind of looks a
little bit alive.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
I was at a distance and I couldn't see very well.
The bird is fine, but this bird has to be here.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
It has to be in top shape for tomorrow because
Craig is picking her up, and Craig will know if
she's fake cigs.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
It's just a sleep